Peep Show: She Likes 'Em Black!

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the man with the world's longest tongue and then hear from listeners about things their sexual partners could have set world records with in the bedroom.

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00:00uh there's a dude i'm gonna show you who just broke the record for world's longest tongue

00:10not as interested i know i know you're not i know you're not but my question for you guys

00:16listening is did a former partner have something that could have broke a world record for example

00:23world's hairiest b-hole oh my god were you with someone my god that could have broken

00:28a sexual world record my goodness body part a feature something they did this guy nick

00:36still barrel he's now known as the man with the world's longest tongue how long do you think

00:42his tongue is i don't know i would say he gets it five inches i think five inches was like

00:49one of the longest we had talked about before five inches 3.97 inches oh okay classifies him as having

00:57the world's longest tongue it doesn't i mean it's long for sure yeah but when i heard world's

01:02longest i was expecting it to be longer yes they can only be so long he's broken some other records

01:09too he was able to use his tongue to remove five jenga blocks what a dumbass huh wow don't play him

01:18in jenga you want to see him eat three scoops of ice cream nope because i got that video for you oh i

01:22think i have that here too does that is he just licking it i don't need to watch a guy eat ice

01:29cream ever like honestly oh there he is playing tongue jenga you got any popsicle videos of this

01:35guy jason you know the thing is i'll keep looking i feel like james you could also play jenga with

01:42your tongue yeah mine's not that long but i still think the way that he it's not impressive to me the

01:48way he's well no because he's like licking the whole jenga yeah tower trying to find the loose

01:52pieces like you would with your finger and then yeah yeah it's not go for the centerpiece bud who's

01:57siskel or ebert here that's watching he's the official from the guinness to probably make sure

02:01he's not cheating he's trying he's trying to keep it down over there i think he seems a little excited

02:07he was all the tongue action he's like what's that what's that six to twelve he really did show me

02:15what the tongue does yeah so this guy broke the world record for longest tongue what world record

02:24could a former sex partner of yours have broken john's going to start us off here in boston hi john

02:29oh hey uh lisa three-way lisa three-way what was it uh so this girl her bits had uh a dolores if

02:42you will that was extremely long wow her dolores was the old long dolores how long would you say her

02:49dolores was it looked like a small penis if you will wow what's that it was amazing oh amazing

02:59yeah i mean listen it's a category and there are guys that are into the dolores did she um

03:06was she able to get there easier because of that big dolores was she uh easy to please

03:12i would say it was uh you know just as difficult as many as the other women are still we still

03:18couldn't find you couldn't even please her dolores no no it's tough all right john it was difficult

03:23i get you thanks for calling in i don't i mean i know some people are into that

03:28for sure i don't find that i mean whatever but to me there is a point where it's like

03:35what are you doing down there what do you mean what are you what are you there's some woman that

03:40might have one a dolores the size of chucks yeah exactly and then what am i doing what

03:46like if hers if i go down what am i giving you my god you're oraling that's what i'm saying

03:53i mean to me you're a dj a dolores job yeah exactly so to me there's like a gotta be like a cutoff yeah

04:04i love the idea of somebody like talking about what about what they did dude i got this chick over

04:09last night i gave her a dj it was great a dolores job a dolores job um let's go to t-top

04:18yo t-top yes how are you i'm doing fine good to hear i just wanted to jump in on the conversation

04:29yes my ex my ex had a 13 and a half inch long one holy cow t-top you like him big oh boy yeah once

04:40you get that no i like him black

04:43oh well holy crap

04:50wow

04:52now that's how you get into that 13 range

04:58right no he was white italian oh yeah italians are always packing all the italian guys right now

05:07hey oh t-top thank you so much you're welcome you have a good day

05:19all right you too bye-bye bye-bye yeah well you never know yeah you never know

05:24you never know what she'll say you really don't i like him black i like him black

05:29t-top oh t-top oh goodness gracious john's up here next hi john what is the world record

05:42a former sex partner could have broken uh my girlfriend's nipples were the width was about

05:50the size of like a bottle cap and the length was like two inches long maybe like four

05:56so you're talking the actual nipple was between two and four inches like a bottle cap size

06:03did you say between two and four yeah yeah yeah

06:07what i swear yeah that ain't right i've seen uh i've seen um that'd be an nj there

06:16there is a uh there's a performer that similar is out there

06:23four inches that's insane that is absolutely i don't i mean i love nipples okay i'm on record

06:31but i i i don't know if i could love four inch nipples let's let's find the biggest ones

06:38what are we looking for what a longest i guess it'd be longest longest nipples because these

06:43weren't just long they're also i would say they were thick because i don't think he's talking

06:48about like the areola he's talking about the the actual the nip being the size of a bottle cap

06:54somebody texted in saying that's that guy if the girl had horns our goats have nipples that big

06:59oh here we go the woman with the world record for largest nipples we ready are you ready for this

07:06and there we go oh my god almighty little they look like two little dicks sprouting right out of

07:14her look at look at the bottom right look at the bottom right oh god no i think that's what we were

07:20talking about that's what we're getting into look at her areolas they're the size of my head

07:25i'm telling you if you want to get dave going oh no i don't like them oh they're like the things

07:35that pop out of your turkey when it's cooked you show dave some that woman's turkey is done dave

07:41yeah oh they're leaking oh no is that a mamp i don't think so but i don't know whoever it is is

07:52the smallest breasts but the huge oh this was a bad search you guys don't i knew it would be i knew

07:57it would be bad oh wow look at the bottom right there holy cow oh my god there's like donut holes

08:03on her boobs that's not crispy cream glaze no no oh some people have been cursed yeah they have

08:13they really have oh my god that's a that's a dolores yeah there's dolores yeah that's a hell i

08:19wondered what we were looking at for a second hi dave it's me dolores that's where you feel like

08:24you just did a dj look at this nipple sucker over here i don't know can you take a look at how long

08:28that is is that a nipple images of the world's longest nipples i know but i i feel like that is

08:35can't trust that kinky frenchies yeah yeah oh boy we're getting into the wild territory here further

08:43you go down the crazier it gets yeah that guy have a penis or a big nipple down there

08:49i can't see it anymore that's a penis i'm all done um stuff one this i believe woman i'm not sure

08:57said that she was with someone that um as she put it could set the world record for the furthest nut

09:04if he was laying on the bed he could hit the ceiling yeah that's see to me that's once again

09:21i feel like that's a you have a talent i don't really think you're impressing a lot of ladies

09:26with that though i think you're wrong you think women want i think you are dead wrong yes

09:33thousand percent do they want volume everything all of it or is that just what we think they want

09:42nope oh yeah i'm a chicken i would love a dude who could throw ropes

09:49see yeah that's t-top oh my god so many yeah okay yeah there's women that are into it yeah i believe

09:59that there must be some kind of feeling of like i accomplished this thing yeah this one i love a

10:08heavy load up got all this terminology yeah they do so they know yeah

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