Busted Spending Your Parents Money

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share stories of when they were busted spending their parents money.

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00:00were you ever caught blowing your parents money what did you spend it on jerry's in florida did

00:12you spend your parents money without their knowledge yes i took about seven grand from

00:18my parents money and took all my friends to vegas and bought them all a bunch of hookers

00:22oh my god about three grand of it went missing because i learned never keep the money in your

00:29pockets when your pants are on the floor by your ankles well of course them hookers know what to do

00:38hookers know where your money's at somehow yeah jerry so jerry how did you get seven grand though

00:44without your parents knowing my mom had a uh little emergency stash she's a real she's a realtor

00:52so she always you know saved her commission but she saved it cash in the house and i i was in a bad

00:58place at the time so i didn't really care and i was like oh there you go vegas hooker troop yeah

01:05he still wants to go yeah he still wants thanks for calling in jerry i feel bad for his mom's stash

01:12i know too worked hard but his buddies were like damn i'd be so mad i know but you you know you raise

01:19your kids yeah yeah jerry sounds like you do a good job jerry fell off the rails hopefully he's back

01:25yeah yeah yeah on the straight and narrow yeah yeah i don't know i think he's going back to vegas

01:29if he could i'm sure rob my hookers yeah spoon is in highland park what's up spoon

01:37what's going on fellas how y'all been oh i'm sorry uh penis to balls penis to you sir the question for

01:44you is did you blow some of your parents money and if so how'd you do it listen man this was like

01:49back in the 80s so my buddy uh down the street his cousin came down to visit for the summer

01:54and she was from milwaukee and we were just smitten i mean you know we were making out every day i think

02:01had to be about 13 or 14 so she got me aroused like every day we're just smooching and everything

02:07but she had to go back home man and i went back home and i was like you know well hell give me a

02:12number let me call you look my dumb ass didn't know there goes a long different phone calls man i think

02:17i racked up about in in 30 days i racked up about two thousand dollars one commission and bail charges

02:24listen my dad was was former military and like five foot seven and uh i'm like a six foot goofy

02:32looking kid when i tell you that man he should be in jail you know in fact you guys should dig him up

02:38you should zoom the body now and lock him up he's thinking like there was no tomorrow

02:43he even hit me in the face with the phone bill man like it was like insult to injury my dad was

02:50oh but yeah he he i paid for that phone bill whoo multiple times okay but did you yeah i'm sure you

02:58paid for it you know in in beatings but did you pay for it did you actually have to pay back the

03:02money figure out a way to do that no man i was like 14 years old i didn't have no damn money man

03:07and i listen i couldn't cut the grass man he he took the lawnmower with the engine away

03:13and broke out the one with no engine oh he punished the hell out of me man oh my god just the spinning

03:19blades you just had the spinning blade one 1920s so much time yeah that just ran out of my role man

03:27wow two grand two grand i still love him though yeah that's cool dude thanks for calling in spoon

03:33you take care man see you bud see ya i i would have been in spoon like spoon and i would have been in

03:39the same situation yeah if i had racked up a two thousand dollar phone bill oh yeah no my dad would

03:46have killed me yeah my dad would have killed me and then exhumed the body several times and re-killed

03:51me don't think i killed him hot enough bring him back let's try bring him back he'd figure out some

03:58kind of voodoo or something thanks dad um someone said when i was a teen my dad would give me his

04:02credit card to go to the movies shopping or out to eat i got bowled a few times and bought a playstation

04:07a ferret a snake and a 300 gold ring

04:11let me see here i'll take a playstation a ferret i saw this meme once it's like some kind of old

04:23timey painting of this like old priest or something and he's got like a dragon beside him a staff he's

04:28got a crazy hat all these accessories that's this guy that's this kid that's this guy

04:33so funny you know what i used to do is i used to call the sex lines on a payphone

04:39what hey what's up yeah like when i was a little kid i'd call them on a payphone

04:45and then i'd listen to them and then until they started to charge you because it's a payphone yeah

04:50yeah i was like thanks you know like see you later got some kicks oh my god yeah

04:55oh my god i've never even imagined phone sex on a payphone because it's really public it's

05:02really public it's really public yeah yeah it's quite public what's your idea i was like well

05:08it was just the prompt like what would get to me you know like it wasn't even like really talking

05:13to anybody but you're still we're just like jesus christ i bet that chick is smoking it really exists

05:19it is a party on this line

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