Peep Show: Worst First Kiss Ever?!?

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a Turkish model who needed stitches on her tongue after a guy bit the tip off during a first kiss. Then, check out some of her Instagram pictures and videos.

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00:00I don't believe anyone has a worse first kiss story than this.

00:14A Turkish model had to have her tongue stitched back together

00:23after, during a first kiss with a guy, he accidentally bit the tip of her tongue off.

00:34Accidentally? Do you believe that?

00:38Not really.

00:39I don't know how you do that.

00:40I don't think that, yeah, how do you accidentally do that?

00:44You're the worst kisser alive.

00:45Right.

00:46Right? You're the worst kisser alive.

00:47Maybe he thought that's how they do it in Turkey.

00:49I was going to say, maybe it is.

00:51Also, if you get to kiss a Turkish model, he got so excited.

00:58Don't blow it.

00:58Don't do that.

01:01Wait till you see this woman, too.

01:02I'm sure.

01:03We put a link to the story up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.

01:07And lots of pictures from her Instagram page.

01:09Yeah, there is.

01:09Oh, yeah?

01:10My Lord, is she beautiful.

01:13Is there any pictures of the guy?

01:16No, they do not have pictures of the guy.

01:21Dave, Dave, Dave.

01:21And the only way he could accidentally do that is if he sneezed or something.

01:25Which is a bad.

01:28Kissing and someone sneezing mouth to mouth would be terrible.

01:32So here is, look at this woman.

01:36Yeah.

01:37Are you kidding me?

01:38You screwed that up?

01:39She's on Leo's boat, it looks like.

01:40Hi.

01:42Hello.

01:43Yeah.

01:44Gorgeous.

01:45Wait till you see this outfit.

01:47Hello, vagina.

01:48Yeah.

01:49Very cool.

01:53Not really.

01:54Like an old school song popped through my head.

01:55Hello, vagina.

01:56Hello, my lady.

01:58No, no, no.

01:59No, no, no.

01:59She's a...

01:59No, no, Dave.

02:01So what part of her tongue was bit?

02:04The tip.

02:05The tip.

02:06Just the tip.

02:07Just the tip.

02:08Yeah.

02:08It's hard to tell if he bit it clean off or if it was dangling.

02:11But she went to a hospital in Istanbul to have them sew it back together.

02:14And she posted this short video online here.

02:17She says she'd known the guy about a month, but this was the first time that they had kissed.

02:22That looks like it hurts.

02:23She's not saying if she plans to give him another shot.

02:26No.

02:28Luckily, doctors were able to stitch her back up and she is okay now.

02:32She's like, it's totally fine.

02:35Yeah.

02:36Everything's...

02:36Everything's perfect.

02:38It's sort of ruined everything.

02:39It's very secondary.

02:40He spit my tongue off.

02:41Everything is fine.

02:42Okay, so...

02:42I might give him a second chance.

02:44How many chances are you going to give him?

02:46Maybe two.

02:48So you still date her, though, even if she sounds like that?

02:53Do you...

02:54Yeah, I think you still date her.

02:56Yeah, the rest of her life, she sounds like that.

02:59Did you see her?

02:59Yes.

03:00I mean, oh, God.

03:01Would that get old?

03:03Well, everyone gets old.

03:04No, but I mean with that, listening to that get old.

03:08That's not a sexy voice.

03:09That's one of the least sexy voices.

03:12Like, I'm picturing that coming out of this lady's mouth, and that is...

03:15I'm going to do some seriously crazy stuff.

03:17I got something to help you be quiet.

03:18Instagram videos?

03:20Huh?

03:20Does she have Instagram videos?

03:22Oh, yeah.

03:23I'll show you the link here to her Insta.

03:25I could deal with it.

03:27Yeah.

03:27Yeah, when you see her, I feel like you could.

03:29I mean, I'm sure most...

03:31She's very...

03:32She's got a kind of Sofia Vergara look sometimes.

03:34Absolutely, yeah.

03:35You know, I see that.

03:36The food is spicy.

03:39It's like, that's my girlfriend.

03:41She had her tongue bitten off by a Turkish man.

03:44Oh, wow.

03:44That is unfortunate.

03:46Yeah.

03:46Who knows how she actually looks?

03:49This is, again, Instagram, and everything's filtered, but her body, you can't really filter

03:54that.

03:55It looks pretty amazing.

03:57She looks great overall.

03:58I feel like to bite through a human tongue like that would take such force.

04:03I don't know how he did it on accident if he did.

04:05Honestly, I think it would taste or take about the same force as, like, biting into, like,

04:10a hot dog or a...

04:11Like a hamburger.

04:13Yeah.

04:13Like, I think...

04:15Oh, is she doing booty stuff?

04:18I don't know.

04:18We should probably check.

04:21This one comment, Vince the hot ass.

04:24Yeah.

04:27Oh, yeah.

04:27It's good to work out.

04:28We're just watching her morning training from her ass's view.

04:31Excellent form.

04:32Yeah.

04:33I don't know if that's right.

04:35Doing some squats.

04:37Is she even pulling any weight?

04:39Doesn't have to.

04:40I'm not mad at her.

04:41God damn it, Andy.

04:41Now she's going to shout like that.

04:43Doing my morning...

04:44Hey, guys.

04:45Just doing this class today.

04:47Doing my morning squats.

04:50Squat, baby.

04:52Okay, so she's a 10.

04:54What does it take her down to if she sounds like that?

04:58Her, like a nine.

04:59Like a nine.

05:00Yeah, it's just one point?

05:02Yeah.

05:02Yeah, it's probably just a point or a half point.

05:05Imagine sexy talk in that voice, Chuck.

05:09It's important to stretch before you work out.

05:11First thing I do is get a ball game.

05:13Do that before my squats.

05:15Did you show me the squats again?

05:17Yeah, sure.

05:17I'm so confused.

05:18You refresh your memory there.

05:20Okay.

05:21Whatever language that is, is the funniest.

05:23Ben's the hot ass.

05:24Ben's the hot ass.

05:25Ben's the hot ass.

05:26Oh, yeah.

05:32No.

05:33Start the day off with some squats.

05:38I love the guys that come in.

05:39So beautiful, sexy, angel, sexy girl.

05:41Angel, sexy, I love you.

05:43Give me a call.

05:44Love you, sexy.

05:45I love you, sexy.

05:45Have sexy time.

05:47It is amazing.

05:48Ben's the hot ass.

05:49Honestly, I mean, I think that'll be the new thing I just put on different people's page.

05:55I love you, sexy girl, sexy baby.

05:57Ben's the hot ass.

05:58Let's have sexy time.

05:59Hi.

06:00Hey, good morning.

06:01She gets to stay at a lot of different guys' cool places.

06:03She's doing some swimming.

06:05Swimming time.

06:07Look at this.

06:07Wow, charming body.

06:09Charming, very special organic butt princess.

06:11Yes.

06:13Organic butt.

06:14She is an organic butt princess.

06:16I have a nice organic butt.

06:17Yes, well, charming body.

06:21Charming, very special organic butt princess.

06:27Yeah, they have a way with words, huh?

06:29Guys are idiots.

06:29They know how to really lay it on.

06:32No, honestly, you guys.

06:33Who would ever comment on a woman's beautiful organic butt?

06:37Oh, my God.

06:38Gorgeous.

06:39Sexy girl, sexy princess.

06:41Sexy.

06:42Ben's the hot ass.

06:43It's worth checking out her Instagram just to read the comments on her page.

06:51I mean, most of them, you have no idea what they're saying.

06:54It's probably great ass and Turkish.

06:57Yeah, most women would be taking down quite a few pegs if they sounded like that.

07:02But for her, it probably won't affect things too, too much.

07:07No.

07:08And again, she's not sure if she's going to give that guy another chance or not.

07:13How hot is this guy, then?

07:15How hot is the guy that you can bite a chick's tongue off and she's like...

07:19Well, for her to be seeing him for like at least a month and they haven't even kissed,

07:22I don't know.

07:24Yeah.

07:25Maybe he's just really rich and hung.

07:27Perhaps.

07:27It's possible.

07:28I bet really rich is right.

07:30The richest, hungest man might be able to bite my tongue and I'll give him a second chance.

07:33Yeah, that's true.

07:34Someone just looked up her nudes and said they are.

07:36Oh, they found him?

07:37Yeah.

07:38You looked as well?

07:39I didn't try to find the name.

07:40I was trying to get the content posted.

07:42Yeah.

07:43I was already distracted looking at her Instagram page.

07:45Yeah.

07:46I was like, Dave's going to look over and see me on this page and say something.

07:48They said it's given them a headache.

07:52They're that good.

07:54Wow.

07:55Isn't that a boner egg?

07:56Oh, wow.

07:58Jesus.

07:58Well, spend some time with her later if you can check this.

08:01Let me check that site.

08:02Yeah.

08:02Check out the name and the link at davidcheckthefreak.com.

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