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  • 6/25/2025
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00:00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives, Carlos' niece arrived.
00:00:04We want you to be part of this family, but you will obey our rules.
00:00:08Lynette and Tom got big news.
00:00:09We're going to have another baby.
00:00:11Twins.
00:00:12You had actually sent your wife to prison?
00:00:14My wife? No. My ex-wife? You bet.
00:00:17Orson resorted to blackmail.
00:00:19I think you're the most fascinating woman that I have ever met.
00:00:22And Carl made his move.
00:00:24Catherine's marriage to Mike...
00:00:25That woman I was with, tell her I had to go. It's an emergency.
00:00:28...was put on hold.
00:00:29You guys are in danger.
00:00:30Get out of that car.
00:00:31Get away from Dave.
00:00:33And when the dust settled, wedding bells were ringing for someone.
00:00:42The veil was made from the finest silk.
00:00:48The garter was trimmed with handmade lace.
00:00:53The shoes were designed by the top couturier in Milan.
00:00:56You see, the bride wanted only the best for her wedding day.
00:01:02Because she was about to marry the best man in the world.
00:01:07For the second time.
00:01:09How do you feel?
00:01:12Like the worst person in the world.
00:01:14Don't do this to yourself.
00:01:15Catherine is never going to forgive me for this.
00:01:18Mom, this is your day.
00:01:20You and Mike were meant to be together.
00:01:23Wish me luck.
00:01:24Then by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:01:36You may kiss the bride.
00:01:37Yes, the bride wanted the best wedding money could buy.
00:01:58But as she left the altar, it suddenly occurred to her.
00:02:05Sorry I'm late.
00:02:06Did I miss anything?
00:02:08She should have spent more on security.
00:02:11It's not hard to find sin in the suburbs.
00:02:28Just look behind closed doors.
00:02:31That's where you'll find your neighbors cheating on their taxes.
00:02:37And drinking too much vodka.
00:02:38And stealing their father's magazines.
00:02:44Yes, the suburbs are filled with sinners.
00:02:48Some of whom occasionally repent.
00:02:51We can't do this.
00:02:53It's adultery.
00:02:55Luckily, we're both adults.
00:02:57Stop.
00:02:58I'm married.
00:03:00Yes, to a man who's blackmailing you.
00:03:03Don't you think making love to your divorce lawyer would be a nifty way to get back at him?
00:03:08Girl, no, no, no.
00:03:11What the hell?
00:03:13If I'm going to break a commandment, I don't want it to be for a quickie on this couch.
00:03:16Who said quickie?
00:03:16I've got 40 minutes before my 10 o'clock.
00:03:18And thou shalt get sweaty.
00:03:21I want to do this.
00:03:22I do, but not here.
00:03:23I need to feel special.
00:03:25But you are special.
00:03:28You say you've never made love to another woman on this couch.
00:03:30I'm not a special woman.
00:03:33Okay.
00:03:34Okay.
00:03:34I get it.
00:03:35I get it.
00:03:35I want this to be nice for you.
00:03:37I'll find us a hotel.
00:03:39Call me later when you've set something up.
00:03:41Done.
00:03:43And just so we're clear, this visit was not billable.
00:03:49Morning.
00:03:50I'm late for school.
00:03:51I don't have time for breakfast.
00:03:52At least take a muffin.
00:03:55Thank you, Uncle Carlos.
00:03:57It's kind of warm for a sweatshirt, isn't it?
00:03:58Oh, it gets really cold in the classroom.
00:04:02Stop.
00:04:05Lift it up.
00:04:06Gabby.
00:04:07Girls who spend an hour on makeup do not wear baggy sweatshirts.
00:04:11Lift it.
00:04:16Well, that ought to heat up the classroom.
00:04:18Go and change.
00:04:20Gabby, what is your problem?
00:04:22All the girls in my class dress like this.
00:04:24That's why your school nurse is an obstetrician.
00:04:26Wear something else.
00:04:27Fine.
00:04:28I'll borrow one of your tops.
00:04:30It might be exciting for it to go someplace besides the supermarket.
00:04:36Hey, you, I can hit.
00:04:42Do you see what I have to put up with?
00:04:45It was just a shirt.
00:04:46Yeah?
00:04:47And when she came home past curfew, it was just 40 minutes.
00:04:50And when she took money from my purse, it was just $5.
00:04:52Why do you always make excuses for her?
00:04:54She's had a sad life.
00:04:56Her mom's in jail.
00:04:57Her dad walked out.
00:04:58Yeah, yeah.
00:04:59She's one dead dog away from a country song.
00:05:01I don't care.
00:05:02Well, maybe she would calm down if she felt a little more secure here.
00:05:06I'm not signing those papers.
00:05:07We need to be her legal guardians.
00:05:09And look after her for the next two years?
00:05:11No.
00:05:11Until I see a change in her behavior, I'm keeping all my options open.
00:05:15Is this better?
00:05:18Yes.
00:05:18Very nice.
00:05:22Stop.
00:05:42What do I smell?
00:05:45Despair, mortality, paralyzing fear.
00:05:49Oh.
00:05:50I thought it was waffles.
00:05:51Do you realize that when these twins finish high school, I'll be in my 60s?
00:05:56No.
00:05:58No, you can be in your, uh...
00:06:00Huh.
00:06:01At their graduation, I will be the crazy old lady with oatmeal on her chin.
00:06:06Look, I know this wasn't planned, but we can do this.
00:06:09I mean, we had a lot of fun raising the first four kids.
00:06:12But we were done, Tom.
00:06:14And we were across the finish line.
00:06:16No more diapers.
00:06:18No more strained carrots.
00:06:20No more reading stupid goodnight moon.
00:06:21Lynette.
00:06:22And with Preston going to Europe, we even had one moving out.
00:06:26We will never be done if we birth two every time one moves out.
00:06:31That's just math.
00:06:35Eight and a half months to go.
00:06:38Yay.
00:06:44Are you all right?
00:06:47You know, it's funny.
00:06:48I was never able to picture us all together.
00:06:51Sitting on the porch, gray hair.
00:06:53I tried.
00:06:55But I could never see it.
00:06:58I'm sorry.
00:07:02Oh, Catherine, you know what I...
00:07:03Mike, please.
00:07:04I don't need another reminder of you.
00:07:15So, how'd it go?
00:07:17How was she?
00:07:19She was...
00:07:20okay.
00:07:21Okay?
00:07:22What does that mean?
00:07:23Did she tell her everything?
00:07:24Did she tell her we're getting married?
00:07:26Yeah.
00:07:26I think she's trying to take the high road.
00:07:28The high road?
00:07:29As in, I wish you and Susan the best?
00:07:32Or the high road as in, when I cut Susan's brake line,
00:07:34she'll careen off the high road.
00:07:36Oh, she knows it's over.
00:07:38And she's dealing with it.
00:07:41It must have been really hard for you.
00:07:45Yeah, it was.
00:07:46But, now that she knows, it'll be easier when you talk to her.
00:07:50You mean to talk to her?
00:07:52Uh, why?
00:07:52Why?
00:07:53Why?
00:07:53I'm just sure the one who was dating her.
00:07:55I just...
00:07:57I don't...
00:07:58I think we're good now.
00:08:01Honey, you're gonna have to deal with her at some point.
00:08:03Fine.
00:08:04Yes.
00:08:04I will.
00:08:05I will.
00:08:06Um, just, uh, not today.
00:08:07Because today, Julie's coming home.
00:08:09And, uh, you know, I want to get her settled in.
00:08:12So, what about tomorrow?
00:08:14Oh, that's not good either.
00:08:15Because Julie and I are going to pick out my wedding dress.
00:08:17You live right across the street from her.
00:08:19You can't avoid her for the next 50 years.
00:08:20Well, not 50.
00:08:22Just till she's too old to throw things.
00:08:26Don't worry about it.
00:08:28I think Catherine's really going to surprise you.
00:08:31All of the windows are triple pane energy efficient.
00:08:52Oh, and I should mention the hardwood floors were completely redone recently.
00:08:55Black walnut.
00:08:56That's nice.
00:08:59So, do you have any questions for me?
00:09:01No, I think you, uh, pretty much got it covered.
00:09:03Really?
00:09:04Check me out.
00:09:07I'm new at this.
00:09:08I just got my broker's license last week.
00:09:10So, congratulations.
00:09:12Pretty nice house for your first listing.
00:09:14I got really lucky.
00:09:15The woman who handled the properties of the neighborhood, she slammed her car into a pole
00:09:18and got fried by a power line.
00:09:21Like I say, congrats.
00:09:24Look, Mrs. Bullen's been awfully quiet, though.
00:09:26What do you think?
00:09:27Me?
00:09:28I'm thinking you're full of crap.
00:09:30I'm sorry?
00:09:31Well, the fact that we can afford this place says to me something is wrong with it.
00:09:35So, uh, start talking.
00:09:36Mold, termites, leaky roof.
00:09:39Honestly, I have told you everything that I know.
00:09:42Sure.
00:09:43You could play it like that.
00:09:44But if we do buy this place and it turns into a money pit, I'm going to need to take my anger
00:09:50out on someone, like maybe the realtor who made a big deal at telling us he lives right
00:09:55across the street.
00:09:58Okay, well, I don't know that this is actually considered a flaw, but a while ago, uh, the
00:10:04lady who was living here, she was apparently going through kind of a tough time, and long
00:10:08story short, she committed suicide.
00:10:13Shot herself.
00:10:16In the head.
00:10:16In this room.
00:10:22That's it.
00:10:24Well, yeah.
00:10:28We'll take it.
00:10:29Really?
00:10:30Oh, that is so, that is, that is, okay, I'll just, I'll just get the paperwork.
00:10:41It's a nice place.
00:10:43I think we could be happy here.
00:10:45Right, Danny?
00:10:46Why are you asking me?
00:10:50I didn't want to move here.
00:10:53Oh, honey.
00:10:55Whose fault was that?
00:11:00Do you want me?
00:11:01Look at me!
00:11:02Yeah!
00:11:04No, but...
00:11:05Oh, Angie, these are incredible.
00:11:15What do you call them again?
00:11:16Pit sales.
00:11:17Come on, eat up.
00:11:18I made six dozen.
00:11:19My grandmother's recipes were always for 30 people.
00:11:21Trust me, she'd fatten you four up in a week.
00:11:23These go straight to your ass.
00:11:25Okay, I'm sorry.
00:11:28Do you guys not say ass?
00:11:30Sure we do.
00:11:31Come on, Bree.
00:11:32Sure.
00:11:34So, uh, Susan tells me that your son is about to start college.
00:11:38Mm-hmm.
00:11:38We're just dealing with some paperwork, but he should be starting sometime next week.
00:11:42Oh, I thought he was already in class.
00:11:43He asked Julie to tutor him in math.
00:11:45Really?
00:11:48Oh, that must be Kayla at the written.
00:11:49I'll get it.
00:11:51Catherine.
00:11:52You didn't say Catherine was coming.
00:11:54She's just dropping something off.
00:11:55What's the matter?
00:11:56You've seen her since this mic thing.
00:11:57Oh, yeah.
00:11:59Sort of.
00:12:00Your voice just got very high.
00:12:01You have talked to her, haven't you?
00:12:03I'm going to.
00:12:05I've just been so busy with all the wedding plans.
00:12:08Yeah, I wouldn't open with that.
00:12:11Hi.
00:12:12I'm just dropping off the menu for the Davenport anniversary party.
00:12:15You finished that already?
00:12:17It's three months away.
00:12:19Well, I have a lot of free time on my hands these days.
00:12:22Hello, Susan.
00:12:24Oh!
00:12:26Hi, Catherine.
00:12:28How are you doing?
00:12:31I haven't seen you in a while.
00:12:33Well, I've been using the back door a lot more lately.
00:12:39Catherine, your buttons...
00:12:42Oh!
00:12:42I don't know where my head is anymore.
00:12:56Oh!
00:12:57Was it just me?
00:12:57Or was that the most awkward moment ever?
00:12:59You bet your sweet ass it was.
00:13:01Mom, could you get me a glass of water, please?
00:13:09You got it.
00:13:10Thanks.
00:13:16It's our first.
00:13:17Yeah, I got that.
00:13:18How about you?
00:13:20Four at home.
00:13:21Two on the way.
00:13:22Oh, big family.
00:13:24You're so blessed.
00:13:25I just can't imagine anything better than being a mommy.
00:13:32Really?
00:13:33I mean, I know it's a lot of work, but luckily, my husband plans to be really hands-on.
00:13:39Yeah.
00:13:40That's not gonna happen.
00:13:42Pardon?
00:13:43Oh, he'll be there at first.
00:13:45Maybe even change a diaper or two until the novelty wears off.
00:13:47But those 4 a.m. feedings he said he'd help out with?
00:13:50Forget it.
00:13:50Oh, you don't know my Johnny.
00:13:53He's different.
00:13:54Does he have boobs?
00:13:56No.
00:13:57Then you're the only bar in town.
00:13:59That baby can scream into a bullhorn and Johnny won't budge.
00:14:03Okay.
00:14:06Thanks.
00:14:08I'm not done.
00:14:10You see this?
00:14:11You'll never wear a bikini again.
00:14:13But you've had four kids and you look good.
00:14:16You haven't seen me naked.
00:14:18My stomach looks like Spanish stucco.
00:14:21And my breasts resemble two balloons you find behind the couch a week after the party.
00:14:25You know, most women say this is the greatest experience of their life.
00:14:29Most women are liars.
00:14:32My mother was a liar and her mother was a liar and your mother is a liar.
00:14:35It's a lie.
00:14:36Every generation tells the next so they can get grandchildren.
00:14:39Please stop talking to me.
00:14:40No.
00:14:41You need to hear this.
00:14:42You have to be prepared.
00:14:43Your children will hit you and steal from your purse.
00:14:46Your husband will begin to buy your birthday presents at the car wash.
00:14:49And the kicker.
00:14:51For the rest of your life, there will be so many moments when you feel lonely.
00:14:55But you will never be alone.
00:15:01They were out of water.
00:15:02Is juice okay?
00:15:10Hormones.
00:15:11Get used to it.
00:15:12I can't believe we are finally going to do this.
00:15:16You're not an easy woman to pin down.
00:15:19But I sure am going to enjoy trying.
00:15:27What?
00:15:28This is not what I was expecting.
00:15:31Hey, I think I look pretty good for my age.
00:15:33Not you, Carl.
00:15:35The room.
00:15:36It's filthy and hideous.
00:15:38Well, I took you to a nice hotel last week and we had to leave because you saw someone you knew.
00:15:43Who are we going to run into here?
00:15:44Well, certainly not a cleaning lady.
00:15:46Okay, so it's a little dusty.
00:15:48But trust me, once I get started, you'll never even notice.
00:15:51My God, those sheets.
00:15:53What's wrong with them?
00:15:54They're discolored, threadbare, and reek of industrial bleach.
00:15:58You give me five minutes, they'll reek of us.
00:16:00Carl, I'm not going to lie on that revolting sheet wondering how many junkies have died on it.
00:16:04What do you want me to do about it?
00:16:08Ooh, Egyptian cotton.
00:16:10These are pretty, aren't they?
00:16:12Great. Love them. Let's go.
00:16:13It doesn't help when you say that about every single set.
00:16:16Bree, an hour ago I was half naked.
00:16:18Now I'm sheet shopping.
00:16:20Forgive me if I'm an easy sell.
00:16:21I'm just not sure this color will match the carpet.
00:16:24I'll get them in blue.
00:16:25I'll tell you what they'll match then.
00:16:27Fine. I'll take these.
00:16:28Now, we just need to stop for some flowers.
00:16:31Flowers?
00:16:32I just want this affair to be nice.
00:16:36You know, you don't want this affair to be nice.
00:16:40You don't want it at all.
00:16:41Don't be silly. Of course I do.
00:16:44You may think you do.
00:16:45But I've been chasing you for two weeks.
00:16:47And you've done nothing but throw up roadblocks.
00:16:50Not tonight.
00:16:51Not this hotel.
00:16:52Not those sheets.
00:16:54Carl, if you think I've been leading you on, you're wrong.
00:16:57Bree, it's not your fault.
00:16:59It's just who you are.
00:17:00You're a good girl who never breaks the rules no matter how miserable it makes her.
00:17:04I thought a little Carl time might brighten your day.
00:17:07But there's not much I can do for someone who would rather be good than happy.
00:17:11Can I help you?
00:17:22I've got a delivery for Susan Meyer, but she's not home.
00:17:25Do you mind signing for her?
00:17:26Oh, that must be her gown.
00:17:33Of course I'll take it.
00:17:35We do things like this for each other all the time.
00:17:37In fact, just last month, she took in something of mine.
00:17:40Oh, God.
00:17:56Oh, God.
00:17:57Oh, God.
00:17:57Oh, God.
00:17:58Oh, God.
00:17:58Um, Catherine, it's me.
00:18:06I've just come over to pick up my...
00:18:09Hello, Susan.
00:18:15Okay, I did not see that coming.
00:18:17It's just so beautiful.
00:18:18I couldn't resist.
00:18:19Well, thank you for taking such good care of it.
00:18:28But I should probably go now, so if you just want to slip it off and...
00:18:34Oh, wait.
00:18:35I have to check on my sauce.
00:18:38Sauce?
00:18:42Mmm.
00:18:43Doesn't that smell good?
00:18:45It smells done.
00:18:47Why don't you step away from the pot?
00:18:52Oh, no.
00:18:53The secret is you have to keep stirring.
00:18:57You know?
00:18:59I really love this fabric.
00:19:01It feels so expensive.
00:19:03It is.
00:19:05That's why they had it all protected with that acid-free tissue paper and plastic garment bag.
00:19:11Huh.
00:19:12Maybe.
00:19:14I should give you some of the sauce to take to Mike.
00:19:17He used to love my sauce.
00:19:21Of course.
00:19:23He used to love me, too.
00:19:28Okay, enough with the sauce.
00:19:30I want my dress back.
00:19:31Now.
00:19:39Of course, I'm sorry.
00:19:40Can you please unzip me?
00:19:42Mmm.
00:19:42It really is a beautiful dress.
00:19:54Catherine was actually wearing the dress?
00:19:57Yes.
00:19:57Stop blocking my white.
00:19:59Keep blotting.
00:20:00Mom, relax.
00:20:01We got all the spots.
00:20:02I still see flecks of red.
00:20:03It's your third wedding, and all my dress is going to be a stretch anyway.
00:20:06Do me a favor.
00:20:07Save the my mom's a slut jokes for the toast.
00:20:09You think I should go talk to her again?
00:20:12What?
00:20:12Why?
00:20:13Well, she's obviously hurting more than I thought.
00:20:15Excuse me.
00:20:16She kidnapped my wedding dress and held a pot of sauce to its head.
00:20:20Well, how could you possibly defend her?
00:20:21I'm not defending her.
00:20:22I'm just a little concerned.
00:20:23Aren't you?
00:20:24No.
00:20:25I mean, yes, I was.
00:20:28But at this point, I'm a little sick of her.
00:20:31Do you know that when I tell people that I'm getting married, no one says congratulations.
00:20:35They all say, oh my God, is Catherine okay?
00:20:37How's Catherine?
00:20:38Does no one remember that you were with me first?
00:20:40She stole my leftovers.
00:20:42Does nobody remember that?
00:20:44Did she just refer to me as leftovers?
00:20:46My point is that I didn't do anything wrong.
00:20:49You and I have a child, and I am just tired of feeling like the other woman.
00:20:57The scary part is that the two women you could marry, that's the stable one.
00:21:04Thanks for taking me to the store.
00:21:05I promised Roy I'd make him meatloaf.
00:21:07No, I think it's sweet that you found a male companion at this stage in your life.
00:21:10Roy's no companion.
00:21:12Man has seen Paris.
00:21:13That's right, I'm back in the saddle.
00:21:18See, it started one night when Roy asked if my bathtub was big enough for two...
00:21:22Yay!
00:21:22You want me to crash the car?
00:21:23Because I will.
00:21:32Hey, Aunt Gabby.
00:21:34Need your car washed?
00:21:35Oh, I'm Aunt Gabby now.
00:21:37Let me guess, you want something?
00:21:40Well, there is a party tomorrow night.
00:21:42Really?
00:21:43Okay, you can go.
00:21:50Seriously?
00:21:51Well, if you can make an effort around here, then I guess I can too.
00:21:56Just be home by 10.
00:21:58Yeah, that's the thing.
00:22:01The party doesn't start until 11.
00:22:03Good, a party starts at 11.
00:22:05This new dance club is opening downtown, and it is like the hottest thing ever.
00:22:09Everybody's going.
00:22:10Not everybody.
00:22:11It's a school night, and you know the rules.
00:22:14Thank you for washing the car.
00:22:23Well, she's quite the charmer.
00:22:24Do you see what I'm dealing with?
00:22:25I mean, Carlos and I basically took her off the street.
00:22:27You'd think she'd be grateful.
00:22:29But every day is a battle.
00:22:30I don't know how to get through to her.
00:22:31Teenage girls, they're the best reason for not having kids.
00:22:35Thank God, Roy.
00:22:35I had a vasectomy.
00:22:36So, based on the data given for this population, and using the standard deviation formula, what do you think this variable is?
00:22:49Would you like to go to a movie sometime?
00:22:50It's not like it would be a date or anything.
00:22:57Or friends, right?
00:23:00Friends go to movies all the time.
00:23:02I don't know if you know that.
00:23:04Did you know that?
00:23:05I didn't know that.
00:23:11Okay.
00:23:12Really?
00:23:15That's great.
00:23:17Hey, Julie.
00:23:18Nice to see you again.
00:23:19Daddy, do me a favor.
00:23:20Take a trash out, will you?
00:23:22Uh, can I do it a little later?
00:23:25Yeah.
00:23:26Yeah, you could, but I think you're going to do it right now.
00:23:27He thinks we're doing that.
00:23:36Doing what?
00:23:38Not shooting him down.
00:23:40I know he's probably not your type.
00:23:41No, I like him.
00:23:44He's nice.
00:23:44Oh, yeah, yeah, but, uh, clearly not in your league.
00:23:54I'm sorry you have to work late, sweetie.
00:23:56Don't worry about us.
00:23:56Everything's fine here.
00:23:59Good night, Anna.
00:24:01Oh, sorry.
00:24:14Anna paid me five dollars.
00:24:17Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:24:26Oh, great.
00:24:27Oh, great.
00:24:28I need a lift.
00:24:29Oh, great.
00:24:30Hands, hands, hands.
00:24:32Oh, great.
00:24:33Hands, hands, hands.
00:24:36Um, excuse me.
00:24:37Sorry to interrupt, but can I have your attention, please?
00:24:39Oh, great.
00:24:40Oh, great.
00:24:41Hi.
00:24:42Hi.
00:24:43My niece is somewhere in this building.
00:24:44She's got brown hair, gold leggings, a cream top, which she took from my closet.
00:24:45So if you could just look around and point her out.
00:24:46Oh, great.
00:24:47Oh, great.
00:24:48Oh, great.
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00:25:00Oh, great.
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00:25:12Oh, great.
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00:25:15Oh, great.
00:25:16Oh, great.
00:25:17Oh, great.
00:25:18Oh, great.
00:25:19Oh, great.
00:25:20and she came here even though she knew she wasn't supposed to.
00:25:28Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:25:30Either you find my niece
00:25:31or I will call the cops with their drug-sniffing dogs.
00:25:39Down, girl, over here!
00:25:41There she is!
00:25:42Stop!
00:25:43Slow me down!
00:25:44Somebody!
00:25:45Get your hands off me!
00:25:47Get down!
00:25:48What are you doing?
00:25:50Thank you, everybody.
00:25:56I told you not to mess with me.
00:26:10I cannot keep doing this, Anna.
00:26:12Or what?
00:26:14You're going to throw me out?
00:26:16Fine.
00:26:17You'd actually be doing me a favor.
00:26:22I can take care of myself.
00:26:24You're 16.
00:26:25How exactly are you going to make money?
00:26:28I'm going to be a model.
00:26:32A model?
00:26:33Yeah.
00:26:34You know, people tell me that I'm pretty enough.
00:26:36I will just, I'll go to Paris or New York and I'll get discovered.
00:26:41And I will be rich and famous.
00:26:44And no one will ever tell me what to do again.
00:26:47And you really think it's that easy to become a model?
00:26:50It was for you.
00:26:52But you left home when you were only 15.
00:26:53I left because I had to.
00:26:55My stepfather was not a nice man.
00:26:59My mother didn't care about me.
00:27:01My father left when I was three.
00:27:03And my mother's been in and out of prison ever since.
00:27:07I can beat you at this game.
00:27:09This is not a game, Anna.
00:27:10This is your life.
00:27:11You can't scare me, all right?
00:27:13And I don't stay where I'm not wanted.
00:27:15Oh, don't give me that.
00:27:16We feed you.
00:27:17We put a roof over your head.
00:27:18And you're also keeping all your options open.
00:27:23Yeah.
00:27:25I heard.
00:27:35Oh, good.
00:27:36You're back.
00:27:36The girls haven't made a peep.
00:27:43Debbie?
00:27:48No more options.
00:27:58I am now officially your guardian.
00:28:01So what?
00:28:02I'm supposed to hug you now?
00:28:04No, you're not going to want to hug me.
00:28:06Because from here on out, I am going to be watching you like a hawk.
00:28:10I want to know where you are going, who you are going with, and when you are coming home.
00:28:14And I'm going to keep you from ruining that life you are so anxious to start living.
00:28:20You are so mean.
00:28:22Yeah.
00:28:24And I wish.
00:28:27I wish someone had been this mean to me when I was your age.
00:28:32Danny, look, it's complicated.
00:28:46No, it's really simple, Julie.
00:28:49You only care about us yourself.
00:28:51Please, let me explain.
00:28:52Go to hell.
00:28:53Go to hell.
00:28:53Go to hell.
00:28:53Go to hell.
00:28:54Catherine said you were here.
00:29:09I thought since you were already in church, we might see the pastor and schedule some counseling sessions.
00:29:13I don't need counseling, Orson.
00:29:15I need a divorce.
00:29:16Don't tell me we don't need counseling.
00:29:18You've been sleeping in the guest room for weeks.
00:29:20It's not right.
00:29:20I agree, and if you had an ounce of chivalry, you'd have given me the master.
00:29:26You might think that withholding sex will make me give up on us, but I can be very patient.
00:29:32You do realize in prison I went three whole years without any sex.
00:29:36No, but thank you for clearing up a question I never quite knew how to ask.
00:29:40Three.
00:29:42Eight years ago, we stood at an altar like this, and we made a vow before God to love each other.
00:29:48Do you think I am in struggle with this?
00:29:50I've struggled with this in ways you can't even begin to imagine.
00:29:53Then let me help you.
00:29:55I can make you happy again.
00:29:56How?
00:29:57By blackmailing me?
00:29:59I'm not your wife anymore, Orson.
00:30:00I'm your captive.
00:30:02Don't you feel any remorse at all over that?
00:30:04Of course I do.
00:30:06But sometimes guilt is a small price to pay for happiness.
00:30:09There it is, baby number one.
00:30:19Oh my God, it was so worth cutting class to hear this.
00:30:22And there's number two.
00:30:24Good strong heartbeats.
00:30:26Isn't that great, Lynette?
00:30:29Yeah, terrific.
00:30:30I'll get the nurse, have her come clean you up.
00:30:42So what's with you?
00:30:46What?
00:30:46That was an amazing moment.
00:30:49You just sat there like you didn't even care.
00:30:54I'm just tired.
00:30:56I know this has been a shock, and I'm trying to give you time, but it's been three months.
00:31:01When are you going to start getting excited about our kids?
00:31:03What?
00:31:21I don't love them.
00:31:27Lynette.
00:31:29Please, don't look at me that way.
00:31:33If I can't talk to you about this, then I am in big trouble.
00:31:38You're just upset because this wasn't planned.
00:31:42None of them were planned.
00:31:44But I loved each of our kids the moment I knew they were coming.
00:31:50It's different this time.
00:31:53I don't love these babies.
00:32:00Stop saying that.
00:32:03When you hold them in your arms, you will care about these kids just as much as the others.
00:32:16Okay.
00:32:17I think I left something in the car.
00:32:32I think I left something in the car.
00:32:36I'll see you inside.
00:32:44Bree.
00:32:45Orson will drink too much today, like he always does at weddings.
00:32:48They'll be asleep by nine.
00:32:50Meet me at the Shangri-La Motel at 9.30.
00:32:51And you won't bail on me again.
00:32:54I booked the room last night.
00:32:55I've already changed the sheets and cleaned the bathroom.
00:32:57Kiss me.
00:33:03What happened to the good girl?
00:33:05She decided guilt's a small price to pay for happiness.
00:33:07Frankly, I think it looked better on me.
00:33:18Catherine.
00:33:20What are you doing here?
00:33:22You may have noticed that I've been out of sorts lately, and I just couldn't understand why.
00:33:27I mean, sure, I was dumped by the love of my life, but it was more than that.
00:33:31And then it hit me.
00:33:33My friend, who was sort of responsible for my world imploding, never bothered to cross the street to see how I was doing.
00:33:50Didn't have the decency to apologize.
00:33:58I'm very, very...
00:34:00No, not here.
00:34:02Out there.
00:34:03In the hallway?
00:34:04In your ceremony.
00:34:06Everybody in town knows you humiliated me.
00:34:08I think I deserve a public apology.
00:34:13In the middle of my wedding?
00:34:15I found the perfect spot.
00:34:16Right here.
00:34:18After the reading from Ecclesiastes and right before...
00:34:21We've only just begun.
00:34:23I'm not doing that.
00:34:25Yes, you will.
00:34:26For I will create a scene so ugly,
00:34:29your guest will still be talking about it on your golden anniversary.
00:34:39Okay.
00:34:40But I'm not happy about this.
00:34:45Oh, try to smile anyway.
00:34:48Nobody likes a grumpy bride.
00:34:51Why don't we just get this over with?
00:34:52Would you mind getting my gloves?
00:34:56They're in the garment bag.
00:34:57I'm sorry.
00:35:04It's just until after the ceremony.
00:35:06Susan!
00:35:08And from this day forward,
00:35:11you shall be each other's home,
00:35:13you shall be each other's sanctuary.
00:35:16Susan, let me out!
00:35:18With this ring,
00:35:23I do what?
00:35:23sorry i'm late did i miss anything what the hell what are you doing here
00:35:53susan knows look i don't know what you want but i'm asking you nicely to leave
00:36:04and if you don't so help me god i will drag you out of this church myself
00:36:12i'm sorry i
00:36:23i just wanted
00:36:27i'll go
00:36:34catherine wait
00:36:44hello everybody i just want to say something
00:36:48oh we don't need this on the video
00:36:52um when mike asked me to marry him again it was one of the happiest days of my life
00:37:02but for someone else it was the day her whole world fell apart
00:37:09and i have to admit i i didn't care
00:37:15in that moment i was a selfish person
00:37:16and i chose my happiness but i want you all to know that i am truly sorry for changing her path
00:37:27and i hope that catherine mayfair finds happiness and can find it in her heart to forgive me
00:37:33and be my friend again
00:37:50i hope that helped honestly it didn't
00:38:03where the hell is dan he left the wedding two hours ago and he's not in his room
00:38:18are we home soon
00:38:19i don't know what's gotten into that kid he stayed out late picking fights with girls in public he knows
00:38:24better than that he's a teenager well go look for him
00:38:28uh we can't afford to make waves here everyone has to think we are nice normal people
00:38:36yeah
00:38:47it's not hard to find sin in the suburbs
00:38:50just look behind closed doors and you'll find your neighbors cheating on their husbands
00:39:02resenting their children
00:39:08plotting against their friends
00:39:10but as much as we like to talk about the sinful things people do
00:39:21we forget there's a difference between sin
00:39:24and evil
00:39:39sadly there's always someone willing to come along
00:39:43and remind us
00:39:44previously on desperate housewives it was a joyous occasion until did i miss anything i'm asking you
00:39:57nicely to leave and if you don't i will drag you out of this church myself i don't love these babies
00:40:03lynette struggled with her pregnancy stop saying that gabby made a commitment i'm now officially your guardian and brie
00:40:10i'm married the man who's blackmailing you jumped in with both feet i think we could be happy here
00:40:16right danny new neighbors would you like to go to a movie sometime moved in
00:40:21danny please let me explain don't i know what's gotten into that kid he's a teenager go look for him
00:40:26and evil made an appearance on wisteria lane
00:40:29the first time karen mccluskey saw roy bender she did something she didn't expect to do she smiled
00:40:45the next time they met roy did something he didn't expect to do he smiled back
00:40:52after a week of sly flirtations karen and roy did something no one expected them to do
00:41:03and they did it twice
00:41:07with each passing day karen began to feel something she hadn't felt in years and she realized she needed
00:41:14to know if roy was feeling the same way has it been an hour yet 14 minutes come on your doctor said
00:41:26you need to walk an hour a day a little snot nose i'd like to drop dead just to piss him off don't even
00:41:32joke about that i like having you around i like it a lot remember to put the seat down you can drive
00:41:40at night a girl could get used to that how many minutes has it been now i'm trying to tell you how
00:41:47i feel roy i didn't expect this i always thought that you just get one big love in this lifetime and
00:41:57that was my husband gilbert and after he died i figured the rest of my life was about making meatloaf
00:42:02for one then you come along well yeah i love you roy isn't there anything you want to say to me
00:42:18you know how i feel a woman needs to hear the words all right here we go what the hell
00:42:29oh my god are you all right
00:42:37we gotta call 911 for a moment mrs mccluskey didn't move and whether it was her boyfriend's
00:42:45discovery of julie meyer or her realization that he wasn't going to say the words she desperately needed
00:42:52to hear karen mccluskey suddenly felt the urge to
00:43:12it was a shame what happened that day considering how nicely the morning had begun
00:43:17one neighbor was out reading the sports section delighted to see that his team had won
00:43:25a child was playing with her new doll thrilled to discover just how durable it was
00:43:32and a woman was walking with the man she adored determined to say she loved him for the very first
00:43:39time yes up until the screaming started people thought it was going to be a wonderful day
00:44:01oh god you're up yeah good morning good morning
00:44:19did you go to sleep with a breath mint in your mouth
00:44:23this is our first morning waking up his husband and wife again
00:44:26i wanted it to be perfect no it couldn't be more perfect
00:44:34yes it could here's breath mint for you
00:44:42did we really get married last night
00:44:45either that or we paid a lot of money to watch our friends get drunk
00:44:48come here mrs delfino right we have a honeymoon we're gonna get started hey what you doing
00:44:58uh nothing sweetie why don't you go play in your room for 10 minutes
00:45:03can i want to play in here
00:45:08oh okay of course you can in fact i can't think of a better way to start a new life together
00:45:16all of us here at julie's home you know the last couple years when i used to think about what i
00:45:22needed to be happy this was it this was the picture i had in my head
00:45:34hey danny it's anna did you get my message about one of them all later
00:45:38oh okay that's cool um how about tomorrow
00:45:43yeah me too the mall blows well give me a call if you want to hang
00:45:51shot you down huh
00:45:52i could get danny bolan anytime i want okay well let me know if you need any help
00:46:01not that i need your help but what do you got here's the secret to landing a guy
00:46:07you have to ignore them you are the one who ends a conversation you are the one too busy to get
00:46:12together and and that's it trust me it works how do you think i played this one
00:46:18you did not play me like a fiddle you know how many runway shows he sat through before i would
00:46:24even look at him six it wasn't that many six and when he finally asked me out i said okay but then
00:46:32at the last minute i backed out saying i didn't feel well you weren't really sick
00:46:37grato i had a pedicure and then went to sardis for drinks after that he was my slave
00:46:42i rented a yacht that day really it's hilarious a week later he gave me this i lost that deposit
00:46:51eat your waffles i'm teaching
00:47:00look at you i know what the freaking steward hey hey anna yeah i'm not much of a mall guy
00:47:09uh yeah but uh i'll see you around okay yeah morning where were you last night out and where out
00:47:21i drove around looking for you i couldn't sleep i went a lot of places
00:47:27hopper now hey don't be a wise ass we were worried about you nick go take your shower
00:47:3912 oranges for a half a cup of juice that's worth it no thanks okay so we're sticking with the moody
00:47:51teenager thing huh come on what'd you do last night i already told dad i'm out danny it's me
00:48:01what did i do when peter spadaro pushed you off the swing set in first grade huh i threw a slushie in
00:48:07his mom's face clearly i have you back talk to me
00:48:16i went out drinking
00:48:21there's nothing else to do here mom
00:48:25look i know this move has been hard on you but try to make the best of it okay
00:48:30trust me it takes a lot more effort to be unhappy
00:48:37okay
00:48:41thanks for being honest and that's for the drinking
00:48:49mom was that you throwing up in the bathroom this morning uh yeah i was just feeling a little
00:48:54nauseous it's like in the morning if you weren't so old i'd say you were pregnant
00:48:59okay guys here's the deal i had some bad seafood last night
00:49:08at the wedding we had chicken i mean after that i went out to get gas and i had
00:49:15clams i don't even remember where i ate them i just remember seeing this sign that said clams and i
00:49:21thought oh i haven't had clams for a while so i went in and had clams but they were bad
00:49:25which is why i was throwing up uh
00:49:30well my point was next time please flush
00:49:33and i'm done with my oatmeal
00:49:48what we said we weren't going to tell the kids until after the first trimester that's next friday
00:49:53oh you actually know the day wow you're really into this well someone has to be i'm not telling
00:50:01anybody until we're absolutely sure everything's okay really are you sure that's the only reason
00:50:05you're not telling them
00:50:17i can't open my eyes all the way who is it did someone have too much wine at the wedding
00:50:23i don't know i was too drunk to notice
00:50:27i'm sorry to bother you i'm just looking for brie
00:50:29oh she's not here oh where'd she go i don't know i just woke up and she was already gone
00:50:37she's not in the test kitchen no i just wanted to let her know i'm taking the morning off
00:50:41oh well i'm sure she'll understand given all you've been through what do you mean well you
00:50:48know mike and susan getting married oh i'm not upset about that really oh good i'm glad i mean it's
00:50:56not as if it's gonna last excuse me oh mike doesn't really love susan he just feels sorry for her
00:51:06he'll be back
00:51:11my thoughts exactly
00:51:14oh that was amazing yeah who knew you were such a wild woman i'm not i've never done this before
00:51:23well you are a fast learner no i mean sex for me has always had to have an emotional romantic or even
00:51:31spiritual dimension i can see now you can take all of that away and it's still
00:51:36marvelous recreation the best there is except of course when you actually tried to i'm sorry
00:51:41i mean really some people like it you've done this a lot haven't you you don't stay this good by
00:51:48skipping practice god you're a pagan kiss me oh hold that thought
00:52:02well that's weird it's mike hello hey carl listen there's no easy way to say this something's happened
00:52:10julie
00:52:24i mean she was just lying there what if we hadn't found her in time thank god you did
00:52:32how could this happen julie's like the nicest girl in the world i know who'd want to hurt her
00:52:40okay i gotta go we'll call you from the hospital as soon as we hear anything tell susan and mike we'll take good care of mj
00:53:03okay this is insane how could someone strangle julie i know when on our property it could have been me
00:53:13i've never had much upper body strength
00:53:18i'd love to say he means well but
00:53:23what are you looking at well this horrible thing happened we're all out here trying to make sense of it
00:53:29where are they
00:53:34well they were out here for a minute
00:53:39you know when you think about it how much do we even know about these people not much
00:53:44they're from new york they have a son danny who i saw coming out of a movie the other night with julie
00:53:51seriously like a date sure look that way you know when women are attacked the police look at the
00:53:58husbands or the boyfriends first maybe it's time that we get to know our new neighbors
00:54:09okay they're all looking at our place and i do not think they are admiring our azaleas
00:54:14why are they staring at us oh let's see we're the new people on the block mrs matoski saw you fighting
00:54:19with julie and uh this morning she turns up almost dead are you kidding me i had nothing to do with
00:54:24that i like julie then what were you fighting about nothing it's personal you're not getting how
00:54:32serious this is if that old lady talks to the cops we got problems okay okay danny just tell me where you
00:54:38went when you were drinking last night i keep trying to remember i i think i was at the park i drove by the
00:54:44park you weren't there i drank a lot okay it's a little fuzzy that's great danny you know that's
00:54:52really great all right if anybody asked let's just say he was home with us no because if anybody saw him
00:54:58out we're done maybe the old lady won't talk to the cops uh maybe i won't need an alibi danny people
00:55:04are already looking over here maybe that is because we are hiding in our house like guilty people
00:55:09now i am going to make susan and mike a money goat and then we are going to get out there and start
00:55:17hugging people the cops are going door to door asking questions won't be long before they're here
00:55:30what am i going to tell them huh the truth that you saw that bowling kid fighting with julie
00:55:35well it was just a couple of words they're kids they argue if i start pointing fingers you're just
00:55:41telling them what you know what if i'm wrong i can't have another family on this street hating me
00:55:47who hates you all the gay guys i've said stuff listen to me you know you've got to do the right thing
00:55:57yeah but you don't have to do it alone i'm going to be right here with you and there was
00:56:05something i wanted to say before and i didn't get the chance
00:56:11if you got hit by a bus i'd really miss you
00:56:18that's it
00:56:21okay you're showering alone tonight all right i love you yeah i said it
00:56:29do you mean it or is that just your beta blockers talking we'll find out in an hour
00:56:40so you can't think of anyone who would want to hurt your daughter no i told you she's a great
00:56:44kid everybody loves her where's that doctor he'll be here as soon as he can was she dating anyone no
00:56:52you sure yes i'm sure if she was dating somebody i would know he said he would be here
00:56:59mrs delfino i know how difficult this is for you really has your daughter been attacked hey um you know
00:57:04what how about we do this after she talks to the doctor okay
00:57:13susan how is she we don't know yet and nobody's talking to us
00:57:18do you need somebody to take care of mj uh bob and lee are watching please
00:57:22mrs delfino dr hill what is going on she's still unconscious i'd like to run some tests to make
00:57:27sure there's no internal bleeding what kind of tests blood work some x-rays um can we go with you of
00:57:33course can i talk to you oh we really need to move here i i i don't think you should give her an x-ray
00:57:42then i'll just let him do his job julie's pregnant what she might be she's not sure what are you talking
00:57:54you're off she told me it's no problem i can give her an mri there's no radiation so it's safer for the
00:58:08that's what's up hey oh we're just taking some food over to mike and sue's because you always
00:58:27feel so awful about what happened nick you talk to the guys i'm gonna get this over there while still
00:58:31hot okay okay so nick after what happened to julie we're thinking of starting up a neighborhood watch
00:58:36so are you interested yeah yeah yeah of course great danny must be pretty shaken up he's pretty
00:58:43close with julie isn't he i think we're all pretty shaken out weren't they uh dating though no no just
00:58:51friends but she was helping him with some tutoring really yeah because some people saw them at the
00:58:56movies together like i said just friends so this neighborhood watch thing is there gonna be a meeting
00:59:06yeah we'll let you know
00:59:13all right is this just really about the neighborhood watch because it seems like the only one you're
00:59:17watching is my kid honey it's your mother
00:59:23what then right guys thanks
00:59:32that uh didn't look like it was going so good yeah they were asking about danny just like you said they
00:59:35wouldn't and then it is time to get out with son and now bye
00:59:38now
00:59:45katherine
00:59:46i saw you drive in oh yeah i just want to come home and take a shower before head back to the hospital
00:59:52look i know things have been awkward lately but i heard about julie and i wanted to do something
01:00:00thank you all right no susan will appreciate it
01:00:13so how is julie yeah we don't know they're still doing tests oh god i can't imagine what you're going
01:00:19through
01:00:24you have to stay strong mike
01:00:30uh katherine
01:00:35wait wait what are you doing just letting you know i'm here for you
01:00:47anytime
01:00:49come on
01:00:54anna there are two detectives here who want to ask you some questions
01:00:58what about we're investigating the julie meyer assault where were you last night at approximately
01:01:0311 o'clock oh i can answer that she was in her room we have a very strict 10 pm curfew
01:01:09actually i was out what i saw you go into your room yeah and then i climbed down the trellis and i
01:01:16met a friend can i borrow your mace please ma'am my tax dollars pay for it i should get to use it
01:01:23who was the friends you met danny bolan wait danny bolan as in the guy who blew you off this morning
01:01:31yes he's a friend i want him to be more than a friend mr bolan said that you stopped by a liquor
01:01:37store no no no she's 16 she doesn't drink yeah we bought some beer
01:01:41how about a taser you guys must carry a taser can anybody verify your whereabouts well danny
01:01:52okay thanks for your time
01:01:59you know why kids are like this now because you people won't let us hit them anymore
01:02:03if i find this bastard before the cops do he won't need a trial because i'll kill him with my bare
01:02:11hands look i know you're mad i don't want to hear anger in this room we need to stay positive
01:02:17for julie's sake do we even have a clue who did this i'm a jealous boyfriend maybe
01:02:22right was she even seeing anyone no not that i know of hi is this a bad time no no come on in oh how
01:02:32is she is still unconscious we're waiting for the test results carl brie you know i need to talk to
01:02:44lynette be back in ten minutes she must never ever know i slept with you brie my daughter was attacked
01:02:56i've got more to worry about than susan getting mad at us of course i'm sorry
01:03:04look i know we said we'd get together this week but
01:03:07till this all gets sorted out i need a little time i completely understand
01:03:14i do want to see you again really just not now okay
01:03:35dad
01:03:35so what did they say the doctors still don't know but she's not pregnant
01:03:49i'm so sorry about that i just had to say something
01:03:55what made you think that she might be she told me
01:03:58a few days ago i was out in my yard i was upset julie saw me and asked me what was wrong we started
01:04:08talking about stuff and i just came out that and you didn't just just immediately pick up the phone
01:04:15and call me she asked me not to
01:04:18so who's the guy i don't know she didn't say all she said was she'd gotten involved with someone and
01:04:33that it was complicated complicated and that's the word she used yeah
01:04:39because complicated means trouble so you knew that she was in trouble and you chose
01:04:50not to come to me like i said julie asked me not to you are my friend not hers after everything
01:04:56we've been through i cannot believe you would betray me like that whoa that's not fair
01:05:00lynette my daughter is hooked up to a machine and a guy who was complicating her life a guy that i
01:05:07didn't even know about might have put her there so i don't need to be fair
01:05:18hey reggie thanks for coming so quickly no problem is solis how are those two little precious on us
01:05:26what oh my kids oh you threw me off with precious they're the least of my problems
01:05:32we've taken in a teenager oh sorry to hear it yeah she's been using this to sneak out at night
01:05:38that's why i want you to take it down she climbed down this trellis yeah that's what she said
01:05:43okay let's just said it's pretty beat up i wouldn't have thought it could hold much more than
01:05:47those roses but then again why would you lie i'll get my tools
01:06:00i'm telling you she opened her eyes for at least 10 or 15 seconds she called me dad i believe you
01:06:20what does it mean well in layman's terms drifting in and out of consciousness is better than fully
01:06:24calmatoes our main concern is the intracranial swelling in fact if she wakes up we may choose to
01:06:29induce coma why would you do that the swelling will heal faster if she's unconscious but i'm
01:06:34confident she'll recover oh thank god i should find susan good lord they need me in the er um before
01:06:43you go one quick question when julie wakes up will she remember what she saw or heard during the brief
01:06:47moment she was awake i don't see why not but people in coma's dream don't they she could wake up
01:06:52thinking she saw something odd when really it was just a bizarre dream not very likely her brain
01:06:57is swollen that has to cause hallucinations i once thought lauren bacall was in my bedroom and that
01:07:02was just a high fever ma'am there's been a bus crash i need to go i'm sorry talk to your friend
01:07:12you may be surprised what she remembers
01:07:22liar what there is no way you crawled down that trellis because i just tried to and it collapsed
01:07:29on top of me what's your answer to that i don't know pull back on the carbs and try again in two weeks
01:07:35what anna this is serious why would you lie to the cops did danny ask you to cover up for him
01:07:43i'm not covering up anything danny didn't do it well the police think he did you don't know this kid
01:07:49i know him better than the cops you're just mad because i didn't take your advice what are you
01:07:55talking about you told me to play hard to get which is totally lame i figured out a way to make him
01:08:02only aiding and abetting this is your solution on how to land a guy who are you calling the police
01:08:12no julie meyer is lying in a hospital bed right now and danny might have put her there you're telling
01:08:16the truth brie you're back i brought you your favorite biscotti oh you're so sweet and i hear julie's
01:08:29doing better much better she's just sedated now doctors are very optimistic oh my that is good
01:08:35news you know i wanted to tell you again how much i enjoyed your wedding especially the part where you
01:08:43and katherine made peace oh i'm glad someone enjoyed that but you are friends again right i mean you said
01:08:49all those lovely things to her in the church yeah but it wasn't enough for katherine i don't know
01:08:53where she gets off being the injured party she took mike from me first but you and mike were divorced
01:09:00at the time and and katherine was very lonely okay rule number one of the female code never sleep with
01:09:06your friend's ex-husband well uh perhaps you should have seen that you still had feelings for mike it
01:09:13would have been different if she'd slept with oh let's say for instance carl carl oh yeah like that
01:09:20would ever happen no katherine's a lady she's not one of those dumb skanks that would fall for carl's
01:09:26come-ons so you agree it would be different much different worse worse why worse because carl hurt me
01:09:39he cheated and lied i mean any friend who would know all that and sleep with him anyway
01:09:44i would never talk to her again i don't blame you for defending katherine but
01:09:52i just don't need a friend like her in my life especially when i'm a friend like you
01:10:05orson come in i'm getting everybody to sign a get well card we're sending it over to julie oh that's nice
01:10:11i suppose i should sign up somewhere inconspicuous given recent events
01:10:18oh i suppose by the way this morning when i said that mike and susan wouldn't last
01:10:28i know you thought i was crazy no i didn't think that exactly
01:10:34well fyi i stopped by their house today with a casserole mike was there alone
01:10:45oh let's just say he was grateful very grateful
01:10:52why wouldn't he be god you have no ear for innuendo at all he made a pass at me
01:10:58with julie in the hospital and his marriage one day old well it may be the first day but
01:11:09he's clearly having second thoughts
01:11:15oh and please don't tell brie i'd hate for this to get back to susan
01:11:20hey hey i hear julie opened her eyes that's great yes yes it is i'm sorry you're mad at me
01:11:39i just can't understand why she went to you instead of me
01:11:55that day that julie found me crying
01:11:57the reason she opened up to me was because i told her that and no one else can know about this
01:12:06i'm pregnant you are that's amazing oh wait why were you crying oh let's see uh i'm in my 40s
01:12:24my husband is back in school i'm the sole breadwinner i don't know how i'm gonna do this whole
01:12:33baby thing again and also because
01:12:41what
01:12:46because i can't quiet that one voice in my mind that keeps saying
01:12:57maybe i shouldn't
01:13:03oh honey
01:13:09yeah
01:13:15lynette
01:13:17you can do whatever you think it is you need to do
01:13:22yeah i know lucky me
01:13:26it's weird everybody talks about a kid being a gift it's the only gift where you puke for nine
01:13:34months before you receive it and then scream the day it arrives
01:13:39that's true
01:13:41but they are a gift
01:13:42i know that because i spent the last few hours thinking that i was gonna lose mine
01:13:58i realized that i would
01:13:59trade everything i own i would give everything i ever will have
01:14:05for just one more day as julie's mom
01:14:16but i'm not telling you what you should do
01:14:17actually you are
01:14:27and i'm glad you did
01:14:28i had some briefs to finish but i'd rather work here than at the office
01:14:46hey brie you're still here
01:14:47she's kept me company all day she's saint or what
01:14:50hey lee thanks for calling me back uh just checking on mj
01:15:01this has been the longest day of my life
01:15:07i thought i needed some time to myself
01:15:11i was wrong
01:15:12i need you
01:15:24i booked that room at the motel here's the key
01:15:31if you could come by even for just an hour
01:15:35that would mean a lot to me
01:15:42please
01:15:50i don't want to be alone tonight
01:16:00neither do i
01:16:01hey gabby hey you got a minute
01:16:11i think i know why you're here and believe me i am as ticked off as you are
01:16:14angie no no no danny should have never kept your niece out so late
01:16:17when i found out i kicked him so hard he's still trying to get the shoe out of his butt
01:16:20it'll never happen again
01:16:22it never happened at all
01:16:25what anna wasn't with danny last night she never left the house
01:16:28what are you talking about she snuck out danny bought a beer they both fessed up
01:16:32anna was lying
01:16:35well why would she lie because your son told her to
01:16:38well maybe she was changing her tune because she didn't want to get in trouble with you
01:16:42no no she's covering for danny
01:16:46i don't know what you're implying but he's a good kid
01:16:48your niece is the one who's been hounding him day and night
01:16:51hey i'm just trying to be nice here i'm giving you a heads up that anna's taking her story back
01:16:56whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa let's slow down here okay can i at least talk to the girl before she
01:17:00goes pointing fingers too late she's talking to the police right now
01:17:16baby i screwed up
01:17:23what happened i never should have told you to ask that girl for an alibi did she talk to the cops
01:17:27yeah which means they should be here any second i didn't do anything we don't have time for that
01:17:31you're a suspect they have the right to question you mom just listen to me tell them you will not
01:17:36waive your miranda rights and we will have a lawyer down there as soon as we can remember how does a
01:17:40fish get caught he opens his mouth
01:17:50it had been a horrible day and people in the neighborhood were doing their best to recover
01:17:56one mother was about to share some good news with her family when her son saw a flashing light in the
01:18:04window another was busy grounding her niece when she noticed the police car pulling up across the street
01:18:13a woman was planning a rendezvous with her lover when she saw a young man being taken out of his house
01:18:23within moments everyone had heard the son of one housewife was suspected of strangling the daughter of another
01:18:38yes it had been a horrible day and the thought occurred to one old woman the days ahead could be worse
01:19:00oh
01:19:07you