- 7/12/2025
When Joey goes to Hollywood to pursue his dream of being an actor, he meets his nephew Michael and ends up sharing a unique camaraderie with him.
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00:01Previously on Joey...
00:02You and Sarah are all happy. You're gonna move in together.
00:05Sarah's gone.
00:06What?
00:07For the next three hours, you can vote for which one of us gets killed off at the beginning of next season.
00:12Wait, what?
00:14I have sat around long enough hearing about how you paw and threaten my boy. It ends now.
00:18No one talks to me like that!
00:22Would you like a job?
00:28What'd you do that for?
00:30I don't know.
00:54Well, good morning.
00:57Who do you belong to?
01:00Joey, I needed to leave. We'll talk about last night later. Alex.
01:07Alex?
01:12No! No! Oh! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
01:16I'm still here!
01:21Hey, neighbor!
01:23Oh, okay, look, Alex...
01:24Oh, I'm still naked!
01:26No, no, Alex, don't go, don't go, okay? Look, it's fine!
01:29No, it's not fine!
01:30No, it's not fine! I don't do this! I don't wake up in some guy's bed and put my clothes on from the night before and sneak home!
01:37I see the girls who sneak out of here in the mornings and they're really yucky!
01:40That's just Wednesday mornings. Tuesday nights are talking.
01:42Wait, wait, Mucky! Look, don't go, don't go! Look, you're uncomfortable! I'm uncomfortable!
01:47But we have to power through this, okay? Let's lay it all out on the table, alright? I'll start.
01:52What's up?
01:55This is not helping! You are making it worse!
01:58Well, you're not looking away.
01:59Oh!
02:01Joey, it's me!
02:03What are you doing?
02:08I'm, I'm, I'm, uh, freezing! That cheapskate Alex turned the heat off.
02:12Oh!
02:14Joey!
02:15Alex? Have you no self-control?
02:18You couldn't resist the sexual dynamo that is helping?
02:21I'm still here!
02:24Alex, you dirty birdie!
02:29Alright, look, don't listen to her.
02:30Hey, Joey, who did you have up here last night? Sounded like a bobcat attacking a seal.
02:37Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
02:38I'm the seal!
02:45Come on!
02:46Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:49Everything's gonna be right.
02:51Everything's gonna be all right.
02:52Alright, Joe, you wanna be all right. You got to watch all.
02:56Come on.
03:00Everything's gonna be all right now.
03:03Everything's gonna be all right, here.
03:05I'm such an idiot things are gonna be so weird now between me and Alex yeah they
03:21are how did it even happen I don't know I was upset about Sarah Alex was in a
03:26vulnerable place and I don't know about her but I was trying to work off a big
03:30meal I can't believe this oh I gotta call Bobby and see if my character got voted
03:37off the show oh wait before you call Bobby I went to see her last night Bobby
03:48Morgan Stern's line hi this is Joey Tribbiani is Bobby there I'm sorry no
03:54all her calls have been forwarded to this line this might take a minute she got a
04:00new assistant sounds awful it's me Gina oh that's funny my sister's name is Gina
04:08Gina Gina all right Gina I know you're trying to hide it from me but I think
04:14you're working for Bobby I was trying to tell you when I went to office to tell her
04:19to leave Michael alone she offered me a job what how does you talking about
04:23Michael lead to you working for Bobby how does you talking about Sarah lead to you
04:27having sex with Alex I explained that I just had a steak this big
04:34anyway you never had a job like this before oh that's why this is so huge for
04:39me it's my first chance to work at a respectable place with a desk and a chair
04:43in a a bathroom with a lock on it that has toilets with seats where did you work
04:58oh I just Alex what are you doing hey come on don't run away from me look you're one of my
05:06closest friends we have to get past all this Joey I don't think you understand this is hard for me
05:11when I'm around you now I just feel so horny I know I I feel stupid and cheap I just normally
05:22there would be months or weeks of dating and wooing before that would happen but we had nothing not
05:28even one romantic night oh I could fix that I'll give you all that romantic stuff now I'll I'll woo you
05:36after the fact huh so then we would do it backwards no Alex we won't have sex at all this time
05:44backwards time wise right I don't know if that would work but I guess it's worth a shot so come
05:55by tomorrow night's a seven okay okay great oh wait what's tomorrow night it's Tuesday you're fine
06:00oh Gina you're here great let's get started this is your desk and this is your phone and this is your
06:17sexual harassment seminar I'll be in my office oh wait I actually have a couple questions hi
06:25Bobby and this is my other assistant Jason if you have any questions just ask him so what do I need
06:34to know you'll figure it all out nobody helped me out when I got here and the harder it is for you
06:37the better I look no no you gotta help me see I really want to do well here I'm a single mom and
06:43this job means so much to me oh it's like Aaron Brockovich hey look at you first day at the big job
06:53how's it going I'm gonna kill that Jason guy you've been here half an hour if you're serious about making
07:00this work you have got to be a professional who you would give advice about working in an office oh I
07:05don't know I only played the CEO of a major lingerie corporation in the Showtime original movie Velvet
07:11Heat hey Bobby oh hey Joey have a seat doll the results of the poll are in oh god they voted me off
07:24the show of course they did I suck you're still on the show I'm awesome I mean what are they gonna do not
07:33vote for me huh I mean this is America not crazy land huh huh you love me right back at you America
07:42it turns out you were the most popular guy on the show so I say we go in there and ask for a race
07:54ask we tell a better dressing room great and a car what else and a big crystal red well you know what
08:05well just ask for the money okay yeah yeah yeah you are gonna get what you deserve all right everybody
08:11let's set up for Joey's death scene call me crazy Bobby but I'm starting to get nervous
08:16God what have I done hey man you ain't got nothing to worry about you way better than this show yeah
08:29trust me Joey do I know you nah man I'm just here today for the head gig I beat out 10 other guys for
08:39this part I'm the only one who could fit through the neck hole hey get me a line what what are you
08:49gonna say your head's cut off I don't know I can't feel my legs or something come on Joey you got a lot
08:57of pool around here oh do I you see this this look like a hat that says big star nice quiet all right let's
09:06take this from the top and action well looks like I got one more chairlift ride left to heaven I can't feel
09:14my legs ask them if they gonna use that Bobby thank God you're here I am freaking out about losing this
09:31job you gotta talk me down oh I ruined your life no don't say that you've committed career suicide and
09:40it's all my fault why did I demand that on-site Scientology tent what's my next move there is no next move
09:50no next move no you're greedy and you're high maintenance you're a problem now God
09:59no I don't know you gotta get me back out there okay you gotta get me another gig all right America
10:14loves me there's nothing I can do I tried calling all the favors I could with every single man that I
10:23slept with in town you know what he owes me hey Gina I need you to connect me with someone oh it's ringing
10:37and I didn't tell her who I was calling this would be interesting hey hey saying goodbye to your dressing
10:47room huh I just said goodbye to that little taped off area they made me stay in but listen head guy
10:54now's not a good time okay look Joey I did it I got you an audition for the new Kevin Smith film wow
11:01clerks is like the best independent movie of all time oh that and con air this doesn't work you're
11:08screwed all right you're gonna read for the producers tomorrow all right nail the audition you need to get
11:13this part okay I get it Bob thank you thank you excuse me Bobby Morgenstern I'm currently looking
11:18for representation oh that's fantastic tell me all about yourself I'm dying to get a new client
11:23hey man you want to waste your time reading for some producers I can get you a meeting with Kevin
11:30Smith look I know I'm not a big-time celebrity like you but I've been at this a long time and I made a
11:34lot of connections so if you want I can hook up to me you know what I think I'm just gonna audition but
11:40thanks I'll tell you what uh why don't you give me a call if you change your mind Zach that's it just
11:49Zach yeah I'm between last names used to be Miller but there's an actor Zach Miller who's done a lot
11:54of crap so I'm trying to distance myself it's gonna be tough because it was me hi my name is Jenna
12:08I just moved into the building the other day I've been dying to meet you uh why well I heard there's
12:16a big actor named Joey who lives in that apartment that's you isn't it well actually I just moved here
12:21from Kansas to pursue the dream I don't know anyone or anything and I know people must ask you for help
12:28all the time but I'm Joey Tribbiani Gina I want you to take a memo to my other agents are you ready
12:36okay dear staffers it has come to my attention that while providing dedicated service to our current
12:44clients we have been negligent in the quest for new talent which is a crucial to our company's
12:51continued vitality all right that's it read it back to me uh-huh do you staffers has come to my
13:00attention that I have something to say love Bobby the end perfect send it off delivery from Bobby
13:14Morgan's turns out yeah here it is this is the script that's gonna save my career and I have
13:20you to thank for it you remember that when you take your girl to see private property or Universal Studios
13:25oh gotta do my warm-up acting exercises acting exercises yeah suck on that Juilliard hey hey you ready for a
13:54date oh oh no you forgot oh it's okay no no no no no no no no Alex this is really important and I
14:02actually I get it all planned out so uh just give me a few minutes and then meet me upstairs okay okay
14:06all right I'll just be down here doing my acting exercises
14:09so this is our big date we're not going out why would we we have everything we need right here
14:23music atmosphere a lovely view okay I love champagne technically in order for it to be called champagne it has
14:35to come from the champagne region of France this is beer
14:39you look beautiful tonight thank you let's get naked bam we're done what that's it okay this was a bad idea well where you going I can't believe you you think that's all it's gonna take to get me into bed
15:05don't answer that okay look this wooing after the fact is a little new for me but I'll figure it out
15:12can we uh can we try again tomorrow please okay but you've really got to step it up
15:18beer beer you look beautiful let's get naked what's the problem
15:23we've got to get rid of this body it's too stiff I gotta make it my own this body we gotta get up and go get it gotten rid of
15:36there it is that's how people talk
15:40uh hey Michael how was a school at Cal Tech today you go to Cal Tech I got in
15:49hi I'm Jenna hi Jenna this is uh my uncle Michael Michael is a student
15:56uh Jenna would you excuse us for one second I just have to talk to my uncle sure
16:00what the hell's going on okay this girl's an actress and she's into me she's really into me
16:07because she thinks I'm you which means you just gotta be me or I could be me and then everybody wins
16:12just help me out here all right fine let's make this quick
16:18sit down uh Joey you know you have that love scene you've been working on well since Jenna's an
16:25actress maybe the two of you should go over to her apartment and run the lines oh what a great
16:29opportunity I'll go over and change into something sexy why don't you come over and save five minutes
16:34Joey oh okay wow yeah I'm pretty good at getting Joey laid wait I don't know what to do with this
16:49girl now I mean I know I break the ice with some magic tricks but then after that I mean do I what
16:54do I do do I do I kiss her or do I say magic tricks we're Joey we don't do magic I can't talk to you
17:03about this I mean I just I'm feeling a lot of pressure and you you wouldn't understand I don't
17:07understand pressure I got a huge audition tomorrow that I need to get so badly Michael that I can't
17:12even make the simplest decision like I can't even decide whether I should sit or stand I mean if I
17:18sit then they can focus on what I'm doing with my eyes you know but if I stand well then it frees me
17:24up to explore the space with my body you know what I mean you should sit yeah so but you know what I'm
17:35talking about you feel the pressure and then you start overthinking things yeah yeah and then the
17:39little voice in your head chimes in and it's like what are you thinking you can't do this you're gonna
17:42fail and then self-doubt just takes over and it just starts gnawing at you and it just reduces you to a
17:47blithering idiot no I don't get that acting comes from the gut you know if I had a little voice in my
17:57head I'd be done I'd have to get up and go get gotten out of this business what's that it's called good
18:05riding jackass Joe Tribbiani yeah right here come in hey everybody thanks so much for having me and
18:22I'm really excited about this who are you kidding you can't get this part you're gonna fail excuse me
18:29we didn't say anything oh that's what I was afraid of it's the little voice Michael's having my sex and
18:36I have his brain okay let's begin oh man what went on in there you have got to chill out man this body
18:44we got to get up and go get it gotten rid of nobody talks like that you moron plus I'm totally wrong for
18:54this those actors outside had beards oh quick girl beard what is going on I don't even know what I'm
19:02saying where am I in the scene no forget about Atlantic City we need to get to the boat and find
19:09those diamonds that's not a line in the script stop making stuff up if we don't find a way to lose these
19:17guys we're both dead okay I'm in trouble I got to finish strong with a bold choice they'll remember
19:22what are my options yell they cry oh wait I got it I'll slit your throat with this bottle bitch
19:30next told you you were gonna blow it oh shut up
19:47run us out let's do that
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