Joey S01 E22 - Joey And The Temptation - video Dailymotion

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When Joey goes to Hollywood to pursue his dream of being an actor, he meets his nephew Michael and ends up sharing a unique camaraderie with him.

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00:00Oh, good. You're off. You can settle this. Which one of us is the bigger pain in the ass?

00:06Gina, I don't have time for this. I have a big problem.

00:08Just pick one.

00:09Fine. Gina, you are the bigger pain in the ass.

00:11Told ya.

00:13Can you listen to me, please?

00:15Okay, remember how Alex was upstairs spying on her husband from my bedroom?

00:18When she fell asleep, I saw him kissing another woman.

00:21Oh, my God.

00:21I know, and she has no idea. She's up there sleeping like an angel and drooling like a bull master.

00:27So what are you going to do? Are you going to tell her?

00:31I don't know.

00:32Well, I could tell you from personal experience, you get news like that, you end up stabbing the messenger.

00:36I think the saying is shoot the messenger.

00:38What saying?

00:40You know what? I think you're right. She shouldn't hear this from me.

00:43Eric should be the one to tell her. I think I'm going to go have a little chat with him.

00:46Whoa, you think he's going to listen to you?

00:47Oh, yeah. He's pretty scared of me. He thinks we're in the mafia.

00:50What? Just because we're Italian?

00:52No, because your mother told him we weren't.

00:55Well, I think it makes us more colorful.

00:57Come on.

01:04Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

01:34Eric, can I talk to you for a second?

01:39Uh, sure. Yeah, come on in.

01:41Thanks.

01:45Okay, look. I saw something last night that I don't think I was supposed to see.

01:49Oh, my God. Was there a hit?

01:50What? Is somebody sleeping with the fishes?

01:53I am not in the mafia.

01:55Right! Right!

01:57Yeah.

01:58The feds!

02:00Eric, Eric, Eric.

02:02I saw you kissing that woman last night.

02:05What?

02:06Um, look, no. It's not what it looks like.

02:09Look, I know the excuses, okay? I've used them all.

02:11She's an old friend. She's my sister.

02:14She had peanut butter in her mouth and I was starving.

02:19Um, does Alex know?

02:21No. I didn't tell her.

02:23Oh, thank God. Thank you.

02:24Yeah, because I think she should hear it from you.

02:29You're right. You're right. I'll tell her.

02:32Look, but things are pretty raw right now and we're kind of on shaky ground.

02:36So just let me find the right time.

02:40Fine.

02:41But don't wait too long.

02:42Otherwise, I'm going to have to come back and see you.

02:44Oh, my God.

02:45With some of your...

02:46associates.

02:47Idiots!

02:51That's right.

03:02Hey.

03:03Hey.

03:04What are you doing?

03:05Well, this whole thing with Alex and Eric has got me thinking, you know?

03:08Things are going so great with me and Sarah that I don't want to mess up and sleep with someone else.

03:13So you know what I'm going to do?

03:15Become a different person?

03:18No, no.

03:19I'm calling all the girls I used to go out with and letting them know that I am now unavailable.

03:23All right.

03:23Let's see.

03:24Who's next?

03:25Joey.

03:27You really think you're going to be able to give up other women?

03:30Yeah.

03:30I think it's time.

03:32I mean, I've had my fair share of women.

03:33I've had at least one from every country, except for Iceland.

03:37Really?

03:38That's the only kind of girl you've never been with?

03:40Yep.

03:40Thought I had one once.

03:42Spent the whole weekend with her.

03:43Turned out she was a Dane.

03:47Hey.

03:49Hi.

03:50Hi, Michael.

03:52Wow.

03:53You Tribbianis must have an amazing gene pool, because you are one good-looking family.

03:57Whoa.

04:00Yeah, don't compliment him.

04:07It gets him confused.

04:11What's this list of women's names?

04:13Oh, I'm clearing the decks, letting them all know that I am off the market.

04:17Oh.

04:19Yeah, that's a really great idea.

04:20I think I'll call all my old flames.

04:22Well, let them down easy.

04:24I will.

04:24It's convenient, because all the Tennessee Titans are at training camp.

04:30What?

04:31I'm kidding.

04:32Oh.

04:34All right, I should go.

04:35Yeah, you should go.

04:36Yeah, I should go.

04:37Mm-hmm.

04:37Okay, bye.

04:38All right.

04:45Michael, do you mind giving us a little privacy?

04:48Okay.

04:49You know, I'm going to do this someday, because I'm handsome.

05:05Hello, I'm off the market.

05:06I'm in a committed relationship now.

05:09Joey, it's Bobby.

05:11Oh, hey, Bobby.

05:12I was just, uh...

05:12Oh, honey, I don't care what you were doing.

05:15As long as you're off the steroids, I don't need to know your business.

05:20Uh, I was never on steroids.

05:23Oh, sure.

05:24A forehead just grows that way on its own.

05:29Anyway, great news.

05:31Deep Powder just called, and they want you to come in early for body makeup.

05:35You have a big love scene today.

05:38Really?

05:39Man, I wish I didn't have to.

05:41It'll be great.

05:42It's with Carmen Electra.

05:47Hello?

05:49Hello?

05:50Hello?

05:54Joey.

05:57Joey.

05:58I'm in big trouble.

06:01I'm trying to be good, and now I have to do a love scene with Carmen Electra.

06:05So what?

06:06You'll be acting, right?

06:07It's not like you'll be in an actual romantic situation with her.

06:09Oh, Michael.

06:13Michael.

06:14You regular people are so naive.

06:18I have been in 75 love scenes in my career.

06:22Now, do you know how many times that's led to actual sex?

06:2575?

06:26244.

06:33Hey.

06:35Hey.

06:36So, did you talk to Eric?

06:37Yeah.

06:38Yeah, he's going to tell Alex, but he wants to wait until the right time.

06:40Well, you better be nice to Shirley.

06:42Oh, I think of her as Shirley to my Laverne.

06:50Hello?

06:51Oh, Sharon.

06:52Thanks for calling me back.

06:54Yeah, are the rest of the Hawaiian Tropic girls there?

06:56Great.

06:56Can you put me on speakerphone?

06:57Well, okay.

07:00Bad news, ladies.

07:04Hey.

07:06I just talked to Eric.

07:07Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.

07:10Yeah.

07:10We're separated, and he still wants me to call his mother for her birthday?

07:14I don't want to call her.

07:15That woman does not like me.

07:16The first time I met her, she looked at my chest and said,

07:18What's going on there?

07:21Is that all you talked about?

07:22Yeah.

07:23I just, I can't believe him.

07:25Who?

07:27Eric.

07:27I just had this really intense conversation with him.

07:30Oh, he told me he was going to talk to you.

07:32Are you okay?

07:33Joey, can I see you outside for a second?

07:34Gina, Alex is going through something right now.

07:37Could you be a little sensitive?

07:39Joey on the patio now.

07:46It's always about Gina.

07:49I'm sorry.

07:51Go ahead, sweetie.

07:51Here, sit down.

07:54Well, I'm just so mad, you know?

07:57I mean, I know this is going to sound harsh, but I hate that woman.

08:00Alex, Eric has some responsibility in this, too.

08:03Yeah, I guess.

08:05You guess?

08:06Come on, he made out with her.

08:11Eric made out with his mother?

08:16What?

08:16Percy's kissing that other woman now?

08:21He's making out with his mother?

08:22Hold it together, dude.

08:26Joey, don't say anything.

08:31He made out with her?

08:34Yeah, I'm so sorry, Alex.

08:41Me, too.

08:42I can't believe this.

08:45No.

08:46Hey.

08:47A little heads up would have been nice.

08:51How could Eric do this?

08:59Oh, geez, Luigi, this is bad.

09:04Geez, Luigi?

09:06What happened?

09:07I mean, was it just a kiss, or did they actually...

09:09I don't know the details, okay?

09:10That's why I felt it was important that Eric be the one to tell you.

09:13But this was good, too.

09:16We got separated so that we could work on the marriage,

09:19and now he's off with another woman?

09:21I mean, I know I was spying on him,

09:22but I never really thought he would do anything.

09:25How am I going to forgive him for this?

09:27Are you definitely going to forgive him?

09:29Yeah, I mean, what else am I supposed to do?

09:32Get mad!

09:33Alex, this is a big deal,

09:34and this is not your only problem.

09:36He's always on tour.

09:37When he is in town, you barely connect.

09:39You don't have a passionate sex life.

09:40Gina, don't talk about like this life.

09:45And now you're separated for one day,

09:47and he's with someone else?

09:49And you're just going to accept this?

09:51You deserve better.

09:53Okay.

09:54You're right.

09:55I'll talk to him.

09:56Not talk to him!

09:57Yell at him!

09:58I'm not much of a yeller.

10:00Oh, then take Gina with you.

10:01She yells all the time.

10:03You know, it might actually be good to have you there.

10:06I mean, you know, as moral support.

10:09That way, if I start to cave, you won't let me.

10:11It's inappropriate.

10:12It's almost certainly going to make things worse.

10:14I'll do it.

10:14Okay.

10:18So, I just finished reading your scenes with Carmen Electra?

10:22Yeah, they're pretty intense.

10:24Get ready to blush.

10:26I think I'll be okay.

10:27Okay.

10:32Jeez, Luigi!

10:33Oh, man, this is bad.

10:39And it's Carmen Electra.

10:41Well, you put the two of us together in a love scene,

10:43and it's a sexual time bomb.

10:46Okay, okay, I need something to diffuse it.

10:48Something that's such a turn-off,

10:50it'll desexualize any situation.

10:53I need a living, breathing, cold shower.

10:58Hey, buddy, you want to meet Carmen Electra?

11:00Sure, Carmen.

11:08Eric?

11:13Eric?

11:16I guess he's not home.

11:19God, I can't believe he was in this room kissing another woman.

11:22I'm just so angry I could break something.

11:24Do it!

11:25What's the most important thing he owns?

11:26Well, his viola, but we can't break that.

11:28It means too much to him.

11:30Okay, even better.

11:32All we're gonna do

11:33is take it

11:35and put it in the middle of the room.

11:38And he'll see all the other stuff we messed with,

11:40and he'll always wonder,

11:42what did they do to my viola?

11:45Oh.

11:46That will really fudge with his head.

11:49I once said it to an ex-boyfriend of mine.

11:53Oh, did he play an instrument?

11:54No.

11:55It was a pound of hash.

12:06Oh, God, there she is.

12:07There's Carmen Electra.

12:08Here she comes.

12:09Okay, do not leave my side.

12:11Okay, look, be strong.

12:12Remember Sarah, okay?

12:13You cannot leave her.

12:14She thinks I'm good-looking.

12:15Look at that.

12:16Hey, Joey.

12:17Hey.

12:17I'm really excited we're working together.

12:20You know, I'm a huge Days of Our Lives fan.

12:23I love Drake Ramore.

12:24Oh, thanks, yeah.

12:25Oh, hey, this is my nephew, Michael.

12:27Hi, I'm Carmen.

12:29Oh.

12:30Your collar's a little up in the back.

12:32Oh.

12:33There you go.

12:35Thanks.

12:37Please have sex with her.

12:41Michael.

12:41I'm sorry.

12:42Look, you have a big problem here.

12:44Joey!

12:45I came down to watch your big scene.

12:47Oh, hey.

12:47Hey.

12:47Oh.

12:48Hey.

12:49Oh, and you.

12:50Yeah.

12:50Oh, give me, give me.

12:52Oh.

12:56Oh.

12:57What are you doing here?

12:58Look, he's here to stop me from jumping in the bed with Carmen Electra.

13:01Oh, really?

13:02Well, who's stopping him from jumping in bed with me?

13:05Why'd you scare him off?

13:10He was my buffer.

13:11Why don't you want anything to happen with Carmen Electra?

13:14She's the only woman I would sleep with.

13:17So I thought until last Saturday.

13:19Sweet.

13:19Hey.

13:24Sweet.

13:24Yeah.

13:25Okay.

13:25Uh, look, I'm just...

13:26I'm worried because I just started a committed relationship.

13:28You did what?

13:30Yeah.

13:30Yeah, yeah.

13:31We're being exclusive.

13:33And I...

13:33Exclusive!

13:35Yeah, yeah.

13:36So if you could just get him to rewrite the script a little bit, that would be great.

13:39Oh, sure.

13:41Yeah, we'll alert all writers and directors.

13:44Joey Tribbiani is in a relationship.

13:47Let's stop Hollywood.

13:53Exclusive, you big jackass.

13:58Joey, we're gonna run through your scene with Carmen before we shoot it.

14:03All right.

14:04Let's take it from the top.

14:06Thank you, Jeremiah.

14:07Because of your hard work, I just won four more years in the U.S. Senate.

14:11Isn't a Senate term six years?

14:13Please.

14:14Read the line as written.

14:17Well, the U.S. Senate has been a great friend to Powder Mountain.

14:22We'd like to be more than friends.

14:25You know, here might be a good time for the senator to take her jacket off.

14:29Take her jacket off?

14:31Okay, it's no big deal.

14:32No big deal.

14:34That is just ridiculous.

14:41And now Carmen moves in really close.

14:47Can we take a break?

14:51I forgot my line here.

14:54The script just says ad-lib heavy breathing.

14:57Man, that's good writing.

15:04Okay, can you guys hold that position while we adjust the cameras?

15:07Great.

15:09Wow.

15:10I am really feeling the heat.

15:12You are a great actress.

15:14I'm not acting.

15:16We're gonna have sex today.

15:22245.

15:23Is that me?

15:34I'm Annie Hall.

15:36Okay, so guess what?

15:37I broke a framed picture of his mother.

15:39I changed all the clocks to be ten minutes slow so he'll always be late.

15:43And then I made it so that his TiVo will only record wrestling.

15:46Ooh, that's good.

15:47Do a bunch of mean things and then one nice thing to throw him off.

15:50God, this place is a mess.

15:52Have we gone too far?

15:54Don't soften.

15:55I need you to be strong.

15:56We're gonna get through this together.

16:00What the hell is...

16:02Oh, my God.

16:07You know.

16:09Yeah.

16:11What did you do to my viola?

16:13Alex, I am so sorry.

16:22I feel badly about what I did.

16:24It was a terrible mistake.

16:25And if I could take it back, I would.

16:28But all I can do is say that I am very, very sorry.

16:33Well, that's something.

16:39Well, it is something.

16:42Could you at least stop cutting those?

16:44No.

16:49Look, Alex, you have to try and look at this from my perspective, you know?

16:52I mean, you wanted the separation.

16:55You forced me into it.

16:56What are you saying?

16:59Well, look, what I did was wrong, you know?

17:02But you have to take some responsibility here, honey.

17:05I mean, it's kind of your fault, too.

17:13Gina, you can go.

17:15You sure?

17:16Yeah, I got this.

17:21Excuse me, I think that's my wine?

17:22Yes.

17:23But you gave it to me as a sign of respect.

17:26Enjoy.

17:31You turd down Carmen Electra.

17:33Like, how did you do it?

17:35I did anything I could to distract myself, you know?

17:37I thought about Sarah.

17:38I thought about baseball.

17:40I thought about sandwiches.

17:42This may not have been my best performance.

17:45Hey, look, let's not take any more chances.

17:47Go get the car and get me out of here.

17:49I won't feel safe until I get home.

17:51All right, you got it.

17:51Okay.

17:55Whew.

17:56Joey Tribbiani's girlfriend.

18:08Aw, that's nice to hear.

18:11Look, I just called because I wanted to hear your voice.

18:14And also, look, I want you to know that I would never do anything to...

18:19I'm going to have to call you back.

18:25Hi, Joey.

18:27Wow.

18:27Uh, how?

18:28Yeah.

18:29What are you doing here?

18:30I didn't have a shower in my dressing room, and I thought you might want to see me naked.

18:37Wow, you're like a mind-breeder.

18:39I've just had a crush on you for such a long time.

18:46Me, too.

18:47I still use your 1998 Baywatch calendar because it's so hot.

18:51I've missed Christmas for the last four years in a row, but it's overrated anyway.

18:58Let's do this.

19:00But I just started a relationship.

19:02Then this would just be between us.

19:05No one has to know.

19:07Honey, we're both going to want to tell people about this.

19:09I'm sorry.

19:14This girl's too great for me to risk messing things up.

19:17I hope you'll be okay.

19:18Let's not get carried away.

19:20I'll be okay.

19:25Well, it's nice to know you're a one-woman guy.

19:27Well, thanks.

19:29I didn't know I had this kind of willpower.

19:31I mean, if I can resist you, I can resist anything.

19:34Oh, Joey, this is my friend Elsa.

19:46Oh, Drake Ramore.

19:48I'm a big fan.

19:50You are huge in Iceland.

19:57Maybe we can share him.

19:59Oh, come on!

20:04Hey, what's going on?

20:14I talked to Eric and, um, it's not going to work out.

20:19Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.

20:21Can I get you anything, Alex?

20:23You know, um, I think I could use some of that wine you took.

20:27Uh...

20:28You drank it all?

20:31We were gone for like 20 minutes.

20:35Hey, hey, you know what?

20:36I was saving it for a special occasion.

20:39But I got a bottle of champagne in the fridge.

20:41Let's say we pop it open and we'll toast new beginnings.

20:45Uh...

20:45If that makes you feel any better.

20:52I didn't sleep with Carmen Electra today.

20:57Kind of does.

20:58So we're still out for tonight?

21:07Yeah.

21:08I'm going to go put my stuff down and we can get going.

21:09Great.

21:10Hey, uh...

21:11You don't happen to have any Icelandic in you, do you?

21:15Actually, my grandfather was born in Iceland.

21:18Cool.

21:20Okay, see ya.

21:20Okay.

21:21I think that counts.

21:33Right now, it's down there!

21:34Let's go.

21:35Let's go.

21:36Let's go.

21:37Let's go.

21:38Let's go.

21:39Let's go.

21:40Let's go.

21:41Let's go.

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