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00:00okay lasagna looks good oh I cannot wait huh Michael I just don't get that excited about food
00:13you know if I could take a pill once a day instead of eating I'd be happy if they make
00:16that I get your food all right then I get your pill yeah you just try to take it
00:20hi guys hey Alex mom made some lasagna you want to join us oh no that's okay I have a healthy
00:27frozen dinner in the microwave it only has four grams of oh god real food what kind of piece
00:33would you like what do you mean are there different kinds all right class is in session there are four
00:40distinct types of lasagna pieces okay in the corners are the corner pieces also known as the Joey and we
00:50have the edge pieces here here here and here and we have the middle and what's the fourth kind the piece
00:56with mom's hair and today there's a fifth kind I lost my nail in there um I guess I'll have a middle
01:07oh she would go for that talking about me in Italian no they can't speak Italian they just like to pretend
01:21they can't dad you oh yeah this is incredible you're gonna teach me how to make this
01:31God look at her I know it's it's disgusting I love you
01:43you want to be all right you gotta watch
02:01and action I don't know if I can do this I haven't been with anyone since my wife died three weeks ago
02:27I think I can make you happy no cut he's fragile here I need you to look into his eyes
02:37here I'll show you uh oh skin germs gloves
02:43it should be like this I think I can make you happy hey you have freckles
02:51Joey focus I think I can make you happy I want to be happy then let me do this
03:01I want it more like that yeah that was good do it like that and then we'll end the scene with your
03:09daughter running in and interrupting you okay so why don't we all take five and then we'll come
03:14back and finish shooting the scene and Joey five does not mean five hours you made that clear yesterday
03:19thank you hey didn't like watching you be all flirty with Lauren come on you know I only have eyes for my
03:29daughter Joey can I see you for a minute yeah
03:34so you and Katie what's going on there well I'm a gentleman so let's just say I'm still circling the
03:42airport but I have been given permission to land huh I'm gonna leave you hanging on that one
03:48so look Joey I've worked on a lot of shows before and romances between co-stars never work please this
03:56isn't a problem I know how to handle women it's the thing I'm second best out in the world what's the
04:00first acting it's just this kind of thing can get messy I've seen it happen before if it's that
04:09important to you I'll break it off with Katie thank you but hey if I promise to discontinue service to
04:16this airport can I make one emergency landing hey hi what's going on I'm teaching Alex how to make
04:30sauce she's gonna make a lasagna yeah Eric's back in town tonight so I'm gonna make it for him all right
04:35your husband yeah say when you're ready I got some questions about why he's away so much okay I'm not
04:39ready what are you doing you said to put a teaspoon in then just go like this you have got to loosen up
04:51cooking comes from the heart it is passionate sensual you gotta let go of everything come on
04:57let's do some hip rolls uh-uh uh-uh you seen enough oh yes Lauren saw us together and she thinks it's a bad idea
05:13what she's against onset romance even if the resulting sex is guaranteed to be satisfying and vigorous
05:19it's terrible I know this is hard it's hard for me too but she's our boss we have to listen to her
05:27okay we have to stop do we maybe not what do you got well what if we're together but it's a secret
05:34I don't know Lauren seemed pretty serious come on you are officially cleared for landing that is a strong
05:42argument all right okay but hey listen if we're gonna be together in secret we have to be really
05:47really careful well it's not like Lauren's gonna catch us she's gonna be too busy washing her hands
05:52to notice all right okay well no one's watching us now huh wait is that camera on uh no I can tell
06:05when it's on yeah it's off hey guys hey Gina that lasagna turned out so well my husband loved it
06:22and I played with the recipe a tiny bit added a secret ingredient and I think it might have turned
06:26out better than the one you made uh she didn't mean better better I thought she said different
06:32mm-hmm yeah turned out better than mine I didn't mean it as an insult you taught me you should be
06:40happy that I improved it oh she had such a pretty face I want to taste it but we ate it all make
06:48another one but you're just gonna say it's not good then we'll have a taste test and they'll judge
06:54exactly where I hope this was going what is a taste test doesn't anyone here have a job
07:00what do you say we on I don't know I'm not having a lasagna taste test why is fear your
07:07secret ingredient you're on for a second there I thought it wasn't gonna happen but then she said
07:13the thing and now they're gonna do it and we were all here Joey yeah yeah I'm gonna go home and get
07:19started good I'll get to the store I have to go buy my secret ingredient no that's okay because if my
07:24grandmother didn't need it and my mother didn't need it I don't need it uh you said the same thing
07:28about therapy I'm not sure you're right this is stupid I don't want to do a taste test do this for
07:36me I help you with all your tests well that's just not true come on just play along no it's not that
07:43I'm not gonna be able to tell the difference okay all right here's what we'll do just pick the lasagna
07:47I pick I'll know which is which no no no I have a secret weapon a very finely tuned instrument which
07:53is able to pick up the most subtle flavor differences I'll show you I'll show you go
07:59ahead just put anything in my mouth go ahead Michael Michael oh that's a good one
08:12that's it Brian thank you okay let's set up for the scene with the bear
08:19oh hey Katie didn't notice you there
08:26Joey I'd like to see you in my office please oh I just went there
08:32what is going on with you two what she wants to see you in her office and yesterday there was
08:40that scene she was just helping you with that's not the way you were looking at her I was acting
08:45you're not that good of an actor am I the only one who thinks I'm good
08:51what's up so you and Katie had a little talk yep I'm having a hard time believing you broke up with
09:02her oh are you talking about when we were just together on the side of the cabin when I was
09:06helping her get that splinter out of her tongue let me show you something Joey I have a live feed of
09:13the stage I guess it's show-off time this is where you're standing yesterday when you and Katie decided
09:21to have a secret relationship but I looked at the camera the red off light was on I also heard you
09:29laughing about how Lauren will never know because she'll be too busy washing her hands I was a little
09:33late because I was in the bathroom washing my hands but I got the gist look I'm sorry we messed up but
09:40the thing is we're both adults okay and if we think we can handle this isn't that our decision I mean as
09:45long as it doesn't affect the show Katie has locked herself in her dressing room and she won't come out
09:49because she says she hates Joey oh god I'm so sorry the prop guys picking his nose
09:59let's see if I can get her out you have to we're supposed to be shooting a very expensive scene
10:11right now I know guys like you when a woman is upset you have ways of calming her down so do it
10:15okay listen Lauren this is gonna be okay not to me when you knock I have to knock Katie honey
10:28it's me Joey go away where's your girlfriend Lauren she's right here she's not my girlfriend I don't
10:36find her attractive at all Lauren we've got to get started the crew is about to go into overtime and if
10:44we wait much longer we're gonna have to feed the bear we're using a real bear I thought it was a guy
10:50in a suit I kicked him just just give me a minute you have got to get her out of there but what happens
10:57if I can't well I have to check but I'm pretty sure you'll be fired wait a minute yep oh wait I know
11:06someone who can help us hello Bobby it's Joey listen I got myself into a situation it's bad okay
11:18here's the game plan flush the drugs throw the gun in the river we'll tell everyone it was exhaustion
11:24no no no no I need you to come down to the set I've been seeing my daughter on the show and she locked
11:31herself in her dressing room and now we can't do the scene with the bear every time I'm about to give
11:37up on this business something wonderful like this happens I'll be right there who was that my agent Bobby
11:46if anyone can get her out of there it's her she is an amazing negotiator that's how she got me such
11:52a great contract on this show thanks it feels good to laugh all right let's set up this taste test okay
12:07Michael turn around I'm gonna mix them up so you can't tell which one is whose I wrote my name on
12:12the bottom of mine well we know which one is mine that would be the one without Alex's name on the
12:20bottom hate being the dumbest one in the room where's Joey I don't know let me call deep powders Joey
12:30Tribbiani say it like hand Joey where are you the taste test is about to start uh hey Lauren is there
12:37any way you can handle this for a few hours while I go and judge a lasagna taste test yeah it's not
12:43looking good oh put your mother on mom hello Gina you're a crazy woman uh-huh okay I got this
12:52high-strung girl who's locked herself in her dressing room what should I do well how much has she had to
12:56drink she hasn't had anything well what are you asking me for that's very helpful Gina I gotta go
13:03will you coming to the taste test or not I'm kind of in the middle of something you are not coming
13:07he's not coming get over here hang up the phone get away from my door what is wrong with you take a
13:13breath ladies where are they oh Bobby thank God sorry it took me so long they've been reluctant to
13:24let me on the lot since I punched David Caruso hello Bobby for a second there I thought the bear had
13:30gotten loose and I thought I dropped one of my earrings uh do you two have some kind of history we
13:40dated the same guy that dude does not have a clear type so what's the problem Katie still won't come out
13:48of her dressing room well don't you worry I know how to deal with crazy actors you just smile and tell
13:54them what they want to hear okay you think you can help me absolutely Katie it's Bobby Morgenstern the
14:05agent the super agent Entertainment Weekly's 12th most powerful woman in Hollywood now Katie I know you
14:19don't want to talk to Joey but if you could just give me a minute maybe I can help you out here oh
14:23she's tiny too maybe I could pick you both up and have you talk to each other
14:32so 67 huh no small yeah great news she's coming out no I signed her as a client he did what
14:56that's right my client Katie demands that you fire Joey but if you fire my client Joey I'll destroy you
15:05isn't this a conflict of interest oh no they'll send me to agent jail
15:12Lauren we are now hemorrhaging money we either need to start shooting or shut down for the day
15:22should I tell everyone to go home no tell everybody to stand by oh I have an idea she
15:28wants to be with you so we have to make you seem unappealing to her Lauren I don't think we have
15:32that kind of time I'll tell you what to say and you just say it okay Katie I have something to say to
15:44you I really care about you but there are some things I have to confess I'm cheap and selfish you'll
15:56tell me intimate things and I won't listen it's actually true I'm not saying that and I can't land at
16:08your airport because my plane doesn't work and if I'm being completely honest I hate your chihuahua we're
16:23through okay Lauren I'm ready to do this come on Carrie Bradshaw okay let's do this yeah we just
16:30gotta get through the scene all right knock on wood it's just fun all right I haven't had anything
16:48to eat since I got in the car bring on the lasagna you got a problem all right they wouldn't let me
16:54wait any longer you weren't here so I had to choose oh no who said you pick so now mom's so upset
17:05she locked herself in the bathroom should you be in the bathroom so you gotta get her out there I
17:16can't do it oh I already talked one woman out of a locked room today she can stay in there as far
17:21as I'm concerned she's flushing the lasagnas down the toilet Gina honey come out and talk no not
17:30until I flush every piece of this lasagna down your toilet Gina call it on this stop the Pellegranza
17:36we're at the guesty bonzo punzo she's a punzo well Gina what do you even care what Michael thinks
17:46huh he'd rather take a pill than eat your lasagna let someone who loves food decide
17:52so if you pick me I'm the real winner yes and I can rub it in Alex's face yeah but you won't get
18:01to because it ain't gonna go down like that all right let's settle this hey mom sleep with one eye
18:13open Michael one eye open so you sure you can pick mom's I can't have her mad okay don't worry
18:22don't worry I have never been let down by the old taster hmm bear all right Michael watch a master at work
18:33I picked out one that is the best lasagna there's no name on the bottom who the hell is this
19:02oh it's mine damn it I actually thought mine was good
19:11hey you know what I tasted some of your lasagna before I flushed it down the toilet
19:21it was good oh thanks and you're a terrible winner which I really respect
19:31thank God you picked moms you know it's incredible that your tongue can do that they tasted exactly the
19:40same to me yeah me too why were you so confident because I got the piece with her hair in it
19:45uh you wanted to see me oh yeah since you're gonna be working with a lot of actresses I just
20:01wanted to make sure that you learned your lesson about dating people on the set yeah I really did
20:05it will never happen again but just to be safe cast some ugly women oh Joey if this show doesn't have
20:11good-looking actors we don't have anything hey Lauren look I know I was a problem yesterday but I just
20:18wanted to say it was really cool working together you know you tell me the right thing to say me saying
20:22we make it we make a good team yeah you know this may sound crazy but I was just wondering do you
20:30maybe want to do something sometime is this a test yes what should I say
20:40Lauren you are a beautiful brilliant woman but it wouldn't be right we work together
20:51that's a shame Joey because I want you so bad
20:57yeah what are you gonna do
21:02yeah
21:15yeah
21:17yeah
21:20yeah
21:25Rise up, let's go there!
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