- yesterday
When Joey goes to Hollywood to pursue his dream of being an actor, he meets his nephew Michael and ends up sharing a unique camaraderie with him.
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00:00hey guys hey so today's the day Eric's moving out okay yeah actually I think the separation
00:10thing is gonna be good what does this mean are you guys gonna like date other people oh cuz if
00:14you do I got a great guy for you EJ he's a security guard at work he lives with his mom
00:19but they live on a boat Joey we're not seeing other people this is time for us to work on our
00:27relationship that's too bad if EJ doesn't find a girl soon I think he's gonna kill his mom so I guess
00:36this is goodbye for now I guess so is that thing on his back a gun no this is the right thing and it's
00:53just temporary and it's exactly what we need a little distance that's it so what was it the big
01:12dramatic goodbye yeah well I know he's close but my husband and I are separating that's huge yeah you're
01:18right I can see that I'm sorry yeah I mean he may not seem very far but in my heart he's a million
01:24miles away Alex oh god you scared the crap out of me
01:27you want to be all right you gotta watch
01:41you want to be all right you gotta watch
01:43you know I developed those pictures I took of you they turned out great there's one in particular I
01:49want to show you is it the nude one we didn't take any nude photos oh sorry that's right I had two
01:54photo shoots out there hey you are you want to go see a movie tonight oh I would love to
02:00but I have all right dinner with Rick I am looking forward to our date Tuesday though yeah I
02:05yeah yeah me too I guess I'll just see you then
02:33oh hey you got uh two bars of soap in there go ahead take one you rock
02:40okay which would you rather do go to the movies with me or make dinner for some boring dude you're
02:52right Michael you were on your own me and Joey are going to the movies no no Gina Sarah's still
02:59dating that Rick guy God it really bothers me Joey just tell her how you feel oh I'll come
03:06off all needy and emotional women hate that no actually I beg to differ you see I told this girl
03:14Annabelle that she wasn't giving me what I needed emotionally and she really appreciated my honesty you
03:19know unfortunately she's been gone every weekend for the last six months but when she gets back
03:23two hearts beating as one I'm gonna go check to see if her email account still on the fritz
03:34he's gonna invent something make lots of money then the women will come what am I gonna do about Sarah
03:44why don't you show her such a good time that she forgets all about the other guy
03:47oh okay I can do that yeah I'll send her flowers ask her about work I'll do all the stuff that ugly
03:54guys have to do hello hey Glenn yeah hey Gina Glenn's on the phone for you uh she's not here right
04:06now yes I did just say hey Gina because I call everybody Gina like I'll have her call you all right bye bye
04:16Gina what was that I didn't want to involve you since he's your assistant but things just haven't
04:24been working out for us why he's such a nice guy I know he's too nice you know what it's like to be
04:29with someone who asks permission to talk dirty to you may I ask you who your daddy is so what you're
04:36gonna break up with them every time I bring the subject up he just looks at me with those big eyes
04:40he's just so into me you know if he finds out that I'm not that into him it's just gonna kill him I
04:45wish there was something else I could blame it on well you know it always works for me I am not
04:49gonna tell him I'm moving to some made-up country hey there's always room for one more person in
04:52bishkadoo flowers they're beautiful I thought you might like them and at the flower shop they're
05:12also selling these really cute heart-shaped balloons yeah I might have been a little much that's what I
05:17thought yeah and I also made you a CD with a bunch of songs I thought you might like yeah some Sinatra
05:26Marvin Gaye and the last track is a jerky boys prank call I'll warn you now make sure you're not drinking
05:32anything when you listen to it it will come out you know wow I love a bunch of these songs I'm not
05:38surprised I know you Sarah so what's for dinner well kept it nice and simple I've made a great salad
05:45I'm kidding I made meatloaf I know you too that could have gotten ugly oh wow boy if your meatloaf
05:59is as good as it looks you may just be the perfect woman well if you're willing to tell me that that's
06:03good meatloaf you may be the perfect man you know I was thinking maybe after we had our meatloaf I could
06:10show you my bedroom well maybe we just skip the meatloaf and head in there right now knowing how
06:18much food means to you that's very flattering maybe we bring the meatloaf into the bedroom
06:33morning are you just getting home from your date yep spent our first night together so the flowers and
06:39everything worked huh no more Rick I feel pretty confident that Rick is out of the picture I'm gonna
06:46go take a nap and get my sleep last night if you know what I mean why were you worried about something
06:52no I know give me five
06:56hi oh my god I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry oh I thought you're a girl I left up here by mistake
07:07it has happened I know it's weird that I'm in your bedroom but being separated from Eric I just
07:17hey hey hey it's not weird you're hurting you've come to me for erotic comfort Joey ew ew ew ew ew
07:27well then what are you doing up here I can see into Eric's apartment from your window this
07:34separation thing was a lot harder than I expected and so I was kind of spying on him what why this
07:41girl from his orchestra called and left a message she was coming over to meet him today she's a cellist
07:46hey hey Alex let's not bring race into this look Alex I think you're making a big deal out of
07:53nothing and also you don't want to start spying start spying I've been doing this since seventh grade
07:58my boyfriend cheated on me do you know any other 12 year old girls with German military binoculars
08:04so have you spied on Eric before no according to my surveillance log I haven't done it at all since
08:11college ah Trevor you said you weren't gay man in park would disagree
08:17okay just grab him some food for Alex she is in your bedroom already looking for erotic comfort
08:30that's what I thought no she's she's up there spying on her husband oh I like her more and more
08:37oh Sarah dropped this off for you that's Glenn he kept calling so I decided to bite the bullet and
08:45break up with him would you mind answering it and maybe sticking around in case things get a little
08:49rough hey hey look Glenn we need to talk have a seat okay
09:09Glenn you truly are a nice guy but things just aren't working out
09:19oh I knew something was wrong I knew it now I'm getting the nice guy speech
09:27wow even even though I felt this was coming it still hurts
09:33oh no not the big eyes don't do this what do you expect you don't think I know what nice means
09:43it's code for boring I make you sick and I put you to sleep at the same time
09:47oh no Glenn I don't want you to feel bad how can I not feel bad you hate me no I can't have you
09:54thinking that well you're breaking up with me if you don't hate me what is it
09:57oh hey guys Michael he hates you what I barely talked to him yeah and he noticed that I'm sorry I
10:11just can't be with a guy who gets between me and my son okay well maybe if I already thought of that
10:18I'll never work oh Sarah gave me one of her photographs now every time I look at it I think
10:27of her is it beautiful it's a picture of you yeah I know those eyes just burn into you don't they
10:35I'm sorry I shouldn't be talking about Sarah why not because I'm not being sensitive I mean our
10:43relationships are in very different places mine is and yours is thanks for being so sensitive hey
10:56it's who we are oh here comes cello girl oh no she's a lot prettier than I thought she'd be let me take a
11:08look wow that is not what I thought a cello was oh my god there's Eric letting her in oh they shook hands
11:20oh get a room Alex stop enough spying I can't believe you're doing this oh hey there's Sarah who's that
11:29guy she's worth give me those she's still beating Rick what about our special night she just kissed him
11:42I can't believe she's kissing Rick
11:54even though it's not technically related to me may I still put it in my log
12:00God I thought Sarah and I had reached a new place how could she do this well aren't you seeing other
12:09people too well technically but I haven't been with anyone since I met her you know what that's
12:15the problem I'm just sitting around while she's doing stuff if she's gonna have a date tonight then
12:19so am I it's already eight o'clock are you gonna be able to find anyone to go out with
12:23give me a letter H hey Heather it's Joey yep nope okay she's coming over
12:35come in hey oh hey Glenn Joey's upstairs oh uh no actually I'm uh here to talk to you buddy
12:48do you have a math problem or no no I was just you know I was thinking and we haven't really gotten
12:57to know each other so I thought maybe we could go do something fun like what if we left right now
13:02we can make it to Disneyland before it closes Disneyland does my mom know about this no can I go in Space
13:14Mountain sure will you buy me cotton candy much as you want congratulations Glenn you may take me to
13:18Disneyland I got it Alex hey Heather thanks for coming by wait what's uh what's with the uniform oh well I came straight from work but this is a date
13:44I'd wear something a little more sexy a little less no payments on a new flat screen till 2006
13:48you know we actually have a deal now hey Joey remember Rick yeah yeah we're just on our way out
13:58oh yeah this is my date Heather you can't tell but she actually has a great body under that uniform
14:03you want to show your belly button ring no whatever you're comfortable with
14:06oh what are you guys doing going to a movie oh that's all we're going to a movie and dinner
14:13well we'll probably get drinks well we'll probably get drunk
14:17great have a great time oh we will have fun drinking in moderation
14:23thanks so much Glenn oh anytime buddy anytime
14:33what's going on what are you guys doing together oh I wanted to get a little closer to Michael so I
14:38took him to Disneyland uh I thought we agreed to boycott that place mom for the last time they
14:44don't serve beer to anyone there it's not just you okay besides if me and my new friend Glenn want
14:50to go to a theme park we'll go to a theme park or a planetarium right Tuesday see you there
14:54I'll be there all right you got no no no you got it I can't do this look Gina I really wanted this
15:06to work but I can't spend another second with with Mr. Wizard I mean who goes on a roller coaster and
15:12talks about parabolic velocity and evidently if a real mouse had a head and ears that big it's neck would
15:18snap so I'm really sorry but this is really over oh god I hear him coming I gotta go
15:28mom that's funny I was right about what I was saying to Glenn before turns out the actual Pirates
15:37of the Caribbean like in real life would not have been chasing women around because they were like
15:41family men with staunch religious backgrounds I have never loved you more
15:48Alex you in here
15:54who's Alex uh just a small woman who stays in my room sometimes it's fine
16:01so welcome to my bedroom you'll find bottled water on your left blankets and pillows for your
16:09convenience and our flight time is scheduled for three hours and 20 minutes Joey I've heard your
16:16speech before oh good then I don't have to show you where the exits are
16:19okay can you can you just just give me one second okay okay oh that is such a cute picture of you
16:38who took it uh someone who's so far from my mind I can't only remember her name
16:45now where were we Sarah wait did you just call me Sarah oh do you not like that Heather
16:56actually no I don't what is going on here do you not want to do this I do I don't I do I can't I'm done I'll bet
17:09go talk to Sarah
17:14will you stop doing that I'm sorry I'm sorry I heard you coming but I didn't want to leave
17:20I don't understand it Sarah's out with someone else why can't I do that I can't take this anymore
17:26I'm gonna go talk to her okay on your way over could you give Eric's window a quick wipe
17:30Joey I hope you're happy Rick
17:43thanks to you my date is ruined how because you gave me that picture now every time I look at me I
17:51think of you well you seem to be doing an okay job of forgetting about me with stereo girl first of
17:56all she is in the television department okay second I sent her home I couldn't enjoy myself with her
18:03because you were so in my head you think I'm enjoying myself you think I enjoy being out with Rick
18:08wow I kind of thought this was going okay I made my own guacamole well if you don't like this guy
18:18then why are you still seeing him because I can't put all my eggs in one basket you're not exactly a
18:21one-woman kind of guy well maybe I just hadn't found the right woman you're saying I'm it maybe I am
18:26that is great by the way thanks you know I'm just gonna go it's a shame they'll never have my taquitos
18:34so what are we saying here
18:44I guess we're saying that we want to be together and not see anyone else
18:52it was less scary when I yelled it
18:55well if we're gonna do this I want to know it's for the right reasons and not because you're jealous but
19:02it's because it's something that you really want
19:05so I think that you should take some time to think about it
19:09fine
19:12I will
19:19I thought about it
19:29wow that really is good guacamole
19:37hey
19:48yeah just came back from my toothbrush is the cello girl still in there
19:52yeah I just had a really good conversation with Sarah
19:56I know I read your lips that was beautiful
19:59I think I'm getting a little delirious I saw Chewbacca walking through the courtyard
20:04that was Michael honey he's going to a convention
20:07you gotta get some sleep look there is nothing going on over there
20:12you get some rest
20:14I'll watch until she leaves okay
20:17okay
20:17oh wait I gotta log out
20:19I'll do it for you
20:21that's against procedure but okay
20:23I'll do it for you
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