Joey S02 E16 - Joey And The Party For Alex - video Dailymotion

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00:00what what what what are you doing here what time is it it's 3 42 in the morning you want to have

00:11sex I turned 30 in two minutes oh you want me to get you pregnant no no no I'm freaking out

00:24I'm about to turn 30 and my life is just one huge disappointment when I was 12 I made this

00:29list of everything I wanted to do by 30 and I haven't done one of them not a single one okay

00:33okay okay okay okay calm down um all right I got it uh we'll do one of these things on your list

00:40then you can cross it off before you turn 30 okay we have two minutes don't worry we can do this

00:44all right um let's see have four kids no um be happily married oof no you remember eric yeah okay

00:56uh oh how about this one call Nick Sullivan and tell him that he hurt me maybe I could do that

01:02Nick Sullivan was my junior high boyfriend who dumped me for that slut Shea Hamilton right

01:07before homecoming I think he still lives in Pasadena Shea Hamilton she sounds blonde no

01:12who next just give me the phone uh yeah Pasadena do you have a number for Nick Sullivan please

01:23connect me okay 15 seconds we're gonna make it hello is Nick there oh your daddy's asleep I don't

01:28know what I should do 10 seconds I'd like you to give him a message please tell him that Alex

01:32Garrett thinks he's a chump because he hurt me and that I hope he got herpes from Shea Hamilton

01:3610 that's right I hope he got herpes from mommy hey you made it okay you can cross that one off

01:44your list oh my god Alex you just turned 30 happy birthday thank you see this is why I came to you

01:54all right hey we should celebrate you know it's really nice birthday waffles you want to make me

01:59something that sounds really great but um I should get back Dean's asleep so oh right yeah Dean yeah

02:08gotta get back to Dean thank you yeah okay hey uh happy birthday

02:13lose 60 pounds maybe we give Nick Sullivan a break

02:36let's go

02:40yeah

02:43come on

03:00All right, you got to watch all.

03:02All right, you got to watch all.

03:04All right, you got to watch all.

03:05You want to be all right, you got to watch all.

03:13Wow.

03:14The man's really doing his job on the vinyl over there.

03:17DJing.

03:18You know, I'm thinking about getting into spinning wax.

03:21You know, doing my thing on the ones and twos.

03:24Why don't we know another third guy?

03:28I'm going to grab some more drinks, won't I?

03:29Yeah.

03:30All right, guys, night out is just what I need.

03:34This Alex thing has me all screwed up.

03:36I just keep waiting for things to fall apart with Dean.

03:39It's just not happening.

03:41All right, it's just what I need.

03:43I hope they don't see this.

03:45Hey, Alex, Dean, Joey's here.

03:49Hey, hey, hey, hey.

03:50Hey, how are you?

03:52Hey, happy birthday.

03:53Oh, thank you.

03:54What are you going to do for the big day?

03:55Oh, Dean's got to go out of town, so we're just picking up takeout,

03:58and I'm driving him to the airport.

03:59What?

03:59That doesn't sound like much of a birthday.

04:01I still wish I could be here, but I got this business thing I can't get out of.

04:04It's terrible timing.

04:05On the bright side, he's letting me drive his Porsche while he's gone.

04:08I've never driven a sports car like that before.

04:10Hey, don't worry, honey.

04:11We'll just replace the clutch when I get back.

04:13Replace the what?

04:14Oh, God.

04:15See you guys later.

04:17Bye.

04:17All right.

04:17Take care.

04:18Take care.

04:19I hate seeing them together.

04:22He's obviously into her, right?

04:23But then she comes over to my house last night at 3 in the morning.

04:26Yeah, but Joey, she came to you.

04:28That's what we DJs call sniznificent.

04:32No, we don't.

04:32No, Michael, her coming to me was a bad thing, okay?

04:38When a girl comes to your house in the middle of the night to talk,

04:41that means she sees you as a buddy.

04:43And you don't want that.

04:44You got to remind her when she saw you as more than just a friend.

04:47How am I going to do that?

04:48Well, Dean's going out of town.

04:50Why don't you do something special for her birthday?

04:51That's a great idea.

04:54All right, gentlemen, I have a night to plan.

04:57You make it happen, buddy.

05:03What?

05:04What's going on?

05:04I was just out shopping for my night with Alex, and I ran into Marcy,

05:08that crazy girl you made me go on a double date with.

05:10She's, like, totally obsessed with me.

05:11Well, here she comes.

05:12I cannot deal with this.

05:14She's so annoying.

05:16Knocking, knocking.

05:19Looking for you.

05:20Oh, seeing you.

05:26Hey, Marcy, what's up?

05:28Standing here with you, feeling my heart beating.

05:35Ba-bum! Ba-bum!

05:39Kidding!

05:40Kidding!

05:41Okay, bye-bye.

05:43Closing the door.

05:44Genuinely afraid.

05:46It's okay.

05:48A little freaked out by your power.

05:50All right, I got some wine, some flowers.

05:56I'm gonna call Alex and have her come over in a little while.

05:58Hey, so I'm gonna need you to clear out pretty soon.

06:00Really?

06:01If you want the place to yourself, you should probably tell Mom and Jimmy

06:03they've been out on the patio all day trying to figure out which plants they can smoke.

06:06Hey, well, you know what?

06:11If they find that little one in the back, maybe that'd be a good time to tell him he's your dad.

06:17All right, I'm gonna go tell him to get out of here.

06:18Oh.

06:18Uh, hey, guys, listen, uh, I'm gonna need the apartment to myself tonight, okay?

06:23Oh, yeah, yeah, no problem.

06:24Okay, thanks.

06:24Oh, hey, Jojo!

06:25We, uh, we, uh, kind of got a little announcement to make.

06:29Things between me and Jimmy have been good, and there comes a time in every relationship

06:32when you're ready to take it to the next level.

06:35Oh, my God, are you guys...

06:37That's right, Jojo.

06:38We're getting matching tattoos.

06:39I'm gonna get mine right where you belong, between my heart and my boob.

06:45No.

06:46I wish I could get one on my eyes so it hurts extra bad.

06:51I want you so much.

06:53Don't kiss me, you winked up bitch.

06:54Oh, God.

06:58They can't keep their hands off each other.

07:00They're gonna make another one of you, and I'm gonna have to live with it.

07:09Uh, could we do this later?

07:25I'll be around!

07:26Okay.

07:32Hey, Alex, it's Joey.

07:34Hi.

07:35Uh, listen, can you come over here for a second?

07:37No, I'm not gonna tell you.

07:39It's a surprise.

07:40Just get over here.

07:42Okay, bye.

07:51Hey, gorgeous, that was quick.

07:54Were you expecting someone else, or is this gonna be like the night I learned I had to get a new college roommate?

08:00Hey, Dean, uh, what are you doing here?

08:02I thought you went out of town.

08:03See, I did, but...

08:04I got to the airport, and I thought, what am I doing?

08:08Here's this great girl that I'm crazy about, and she's turning 30 tonight.

08:11I should be there for her.

08:13Good for you.

08:14Listen, now's not really a good time, so...

08:16Hey, hey, what's going on?

08:18You got a girl coming over?

08:18Uh, no, it's no one, really.

08:20Just me, hanging out.

08:21You know, uh, treating myself right.

08:24Fine, keep it to yourself.

08:25I'll just ask Alex who you invited.

08:26No, no, no.

08:27I'll tell you who it is, okay?

08:28Hey, it's this girl.

08:30Uh, Marcy.

08:31Did I hear my name?

08:32Thanks again, Miracle-Ear.

08:36Oh, my gosh.

08:39Is this for a...

08:40Surprise!

08:44Oh, this is so beautiful.

08:47I knew you weren't just avoiding me.

08:49I'm allergic to lilacs, but a little...

08:51And I'll be a...

08:53Wow, she seems like fun.

08:58I bet she's crazy in the bedroom, huh?

08:59She's crazy in every room, Dean.

09:03Well, I'll get out of your way.

09:04But, uh, listen, I'm gonna throw a little party tomorrow night for Alex.

09:08You two should come.

09:09Well, we were planning on going to my parents, but okay.

09:14Hey, Joey...

09:15Oh, my God, Dean!

09:17Happy birthday, baby.

09:18Oh, my God. What a great surprise.

09:24Oh, I thought those people would never leave.

09:28You know what? I vote on. I'll follow them. Make sure they stay guard.

09:31Joey! Forget about them.

09:33What do you say you take me upstairs and get me out of this back brace?

09:43So Dean just showed up out of nowhere?

09:45Yeah. Totally ruined my plan with Alex.

09:48Now he's throwing her this big party.

09:50Tough to compete with that.

09:52Yeah, but hey, I did set up this really cool gift.

09:55On Alex's list of things to do before she turned 30,

09:57she had singing with the Pips, so I hired this cool cover band.

10:00So she wants to be like Gladys Knight.

10:02It's cool. It's one of my dreams, too.

10:05Seriously, Joe, how would you feel about a Russian third?

10:07Because I know a dude.

10:10Speaking of music at Alex's party, let me ask you a question, Joe.

10:14How do you feel about sexy beats?

10:18You are not DJ in the party.

10:20Well, I know I'm not, but DJ Tribby Izzy is.

10:25All right, Zach, call the Russian, set up a meeting.

10:30Such an idiot!

10:31I am true with you.

10:33Joey, your sister's unreasonable.

10:34We decided to get tattoos together.

10:35She decided I had to get her name.

10:37I was going to get your name, too.

10:38He didn't even have to use English letters.

10:39I told him he could use Chinese letters.

10:41I told you no more Chinese letters.

10:42I'm starting to look like a take-out menu.

10:46I just thought it would be a nice gesture to bond us.

10:48Hey, nobody tells me how to ink myself, okay?

10:50Besides, what if we're not together anymore, huh?

10:52Oh, so now we're going to break up?

10:54Well, not necessarily.

10:54You could die.

10:55Don't try to sugarcoat it.

11:01This has nothing to do with a tattoo.

11:02You just don't want to commit to me.

11:04You're like a freaking child.

11:05Oh, yeah?

11:06Has a child ever done you like that in the back of his Camaro?

11:08Yes!

11:08Yeah?

11:08What's his name?

11:09Hey, Joey, so my DJ equipment's all set up, and you just plug me in?

11:22Yeah, no problem, buddy.

11:24Wait, you told him he could DJ?

11:26Yeah, look, don't worry, okay?

11:27His turntables are in there.

11:29The speakers are in there.

11:30And for the sound to come out, I just got to plug this in over there.

11:36Is it on now?

11:37Uh, yeah, yeah, sounds good.

11:40Is that too much bass?

11:42No, more, more, more.

11:44If you say so.

11:47All right, everybody, welcome to Alex's 30th.

11:50Let me hear you scream!

11:57Hey, there's the birthday girl.

11:59How you doing?

12:00I'm okay.

12:01I'm still a little freaked out about turning 30,

12:03especially when I get stuck talking to Sherry from my office,

12:06who keeps shoving it in my face that she's pregnant with her third child.

12:09I hope this one's a girl so we can find out if being a bitch is hereditary.

12:14Hey, hey, forget about her, okay?

12:17If anything, she should be jealous of you, the way you look tonight.

12:20Oh, Joey, that's so sweet.

12:22You are the best.

12:24I'm so glad I have a buddy like you.

12:27Buddy.

12:28Yeah, that's what I was going for.

12:29Buddy.

12:31Hey, buddy.

12:32Buddy!

12:32Hey, hey, I'm your buddy, too.

12:34Alex is something, isn't she?

12:35Yeah, she's special.

12:38You know, when she dropped me at the airport,

12:41she wasn't gone two minutes before I missed her.

12:44I mean, I really missed her.

12:45That doesn't happen to me.

12:47Well, you really like her, huh?

12:49I'm in love, Joey.

12:50I can't believe how hard it's hit me,

12:52and I decided today I'm going to do something about it.

12:55Come here, I want to show you something.

12:56Come here.

12:57Come here.

12:58Come here.

12:59Come here.

13:00Come here.

13:01Come here.

13:01Oh, my God.

13:04I'm going to propose tonight.

13:09All the deans and the joists say, hey!

13:13Guys, you should start dancing.

13:17I mean, do you realize how lame you look right now?

13:26Hey, I'm really feeling a groove, man.

13:28Is it a party rocking in there?

13:29Yeah.

13:29It's not plugged in.

13:30No one can hear you.

13:31Yeah.

13:32Okay, great.

13:32Yeah.

13:37Hey, what's the matter with you?

13:40Oh, nothing, Jimmy.

13:41I'm fine.

13:41Oh, what?

13:41I'm not good enough to talk to you.

13:42All right.

13:44It's about Dean.

13:46Who?

13:48My friend.

13:49My neighbor from the...

13:49Oh, I hate that guy.

13:50I want to smack him.

13:52Anyway, he's going to propose to Alex.

13:54Who?

13:56My neighbor.

13:56Oh, the blonde girl?

13:57I got no opinion about her.

13:58Then what, y'all?

14:01Sorry.

14:02So, this Alex girl, you like her?

14:03Yeah.

14:04I do a lot, but she's with Dean, and now he's going to propose to her?

14:09There's just not right for me to do anything.

14:12Okay.

14:12Let me tell you a little story about going after a girl when it's not right to, okay?

14:18A little weird.

14:19A little bit.

14:19All right.

14:20In high school, right?

14:22I went after your sister.

14:24Now, I knew it would hurt you, but that didn't stop me.

14:25I had to do it because she was so special.

14:27Now, I did that to you, and you're the greatest guy ever.

14:31Oh.

14:32I wish every guy who did my sister was so nice about it.

14:36My point is, you're worried about this Dean guy, and you just met with his fake tan,

14:40his tasseled shoes.

14:41The guy's a monster.

14:42He's everything that's wrong with this world.

14:45Jeez, I really hate Dean.

14:47Ah, he seems okay.

14:48All right.

14:50The point is, go for Alex, man.

14:52The rest is going to work itself out.

14:53Look at me and Gina, all right?

14:54When you first found out, you were very upset, but what bad came out of the two of us being

14:57together?

14:58Break it down, sexy party people.

15:04Look, if you want this girl, you do what you got to do.

15:09You know what?

15:09You're right.

15:10Ah.

15:10Yeah, okay.

15:11I am not going to let Dean propose to her until she knows how I feel.

15:14That's it.

15:15That's the spirit.

15:15All right.

15:16Thanks, Jimmy.

15:16I'm going to go find out.

15:17Way to step up.

15:18Hey, you know what?

15:18You inspire me, all right?

15:19Gina's upset about this whole tattoo thing.

15:21I'm going to step up, too.

15:22I got to go.

15:22Whoa, whoa.

15:23You leaving the party?

15:24What, are you kidding me?

15:24This is the worst party ever.

15:25Another five minutes, I'm going to kill myself.

15:27Really?

15:27I met some nice people.

15:33Joey.

15:34Hey, Zach, listen.

15:35Have you seen Alex?

15:35No, but the fake pimps are here.

15:37Look, look.

15:37I'm sorry.

15:38Can you take care of this?

15:39I need to find Alex.

15:40But I got to say, those suits are awesome.

15:46Dean, what are you doing?

15:48It's a surprise.

15:49First, you've got to close your eyes.

15:50Okay.

15:53Alex, can I borrow her for a second?

15:55Oh.

15:56Keep your eyes closed.

15:57Okay.

15:58Ow.

15:58Sorry.

16:00Sorry.

16:01That was Dean's fault.

16:05Feel the base.

16:06Hey, hey, get out.

16:07It's sexy.

16:08Um, feel the base.

16:10Get out.

16:10Oh.

16:11Ow.

16:12Come on, ow.

16:13What the?

16:14Hi.

16:17Okay, look.

16:18This may not be the best time to do this, but there's a lot of stuff going on, and I need

16:21to tell you something right now.

16:22Okay.

16:23Joey, you can tell me anything.

16:24That's what's so great about us being friends.

16:26No.

16:27That's not what...

16:29Okay, but I'm...

16:30What was that?

16:36I'm sorry.

16:36That didn't come out right.

16:37What I meant was...

16:39What am I doing?

16:44What are you doing?

16:47Your friend, my boyfriend, is throwing me a party right there, and now you're kissing

16:52me?

16:52Yes, I am.

16:53Okay, because I need you to know that...

16:54No, Joey, I don't know where this is coming from, but not now.

16:58No, Alex, wait.

16:59No, I've got to get out of here.

17:01Alex.

17:03Great.

17:04Okay.

17:04Alex, I want you to marry me.

17:07What?

17:08Alex, this isn't even plugged in anything.

17:14So plug it in your ass!

17:18Dean, I'm sorry.

17:21This is just too much.

17:22I can't deal with this right now.

17:28Alex!

17:28Oh, Lord, who are you?

17:35Somebody said you wanted to sing with the pips.

17:38Alex?

17:39Alex.

17:40Alex!

17:42Wait, no, stop.

17:43No, I don't want to sing with the pips.

17:46I don't want to deal with anybody right now.

17:49Look, everybody out!

17:50Party over!

17:51This party is over!

17:55It's time to party!

18:06Hey.

18:07I've been looking everywhere for you.

18:10Are you okay?

18:10Hey.

18:10So, uh, Dean took off.

18:16I had to call him a taxi.

18:17The clutch in his Porsche was pretty wasted.

18:21You kissed me.

18:23I did do that, yeah.

18:25Why?

18:29I don't know.

18:31Joey.

18:33Fine.

18:36I did it because Dean said he was going to propose to you, okay?

18:39And I didn't want that to happen without...

18:42Without what?

18:47Without you knowing that I...

18:49wanted to kiss you.

18:53Okay.

18:53Do you want to kiss me all the time,

18:56or just when you find out I'm being proposed to?

19:01A little of both.

19:04Since when?

19:06Since, I don't know, since a while ago.

19:11Wow.

19:14So, this whole time that I've been with Dean,

19:16you've been next door, like, pining for me?

19:20Yeah.

19:21It sucks.

19:22I don't know how you did it for so long.

19:25I ate a lot of ice cream.

19:27Me too.

19:30So, what are we supposed to do now?

19:34If that's up to you, what do you want?

19:36Honestly, I don't know.

19:39I mean, I really like Dean.

19:43You...

19:44I wanted this for so long.

19:48But it was really hard for me.

19:50It was hard wanting you.

19:51It was hard getting over you.

19:53And I finally accepted the fact that it wasn't going to happen.

19:56And now I just...

19:58I don't know what to do.

19:59Okay, okay, okay.

20:00So, don't do anything.

20:04Now, maybe what you need right now is a buddy.

20:07Hmm?

20:12Okay.

20:14Hey, come on, it's cold.

20:20Let's get you downstairs.

20:22Okay.

20:23I could really go for a piece of cake.

20:24No, I can't.

20:25It's all gone.

20:25Your friends went to town on it.

20:27Especially that pregnant lady.

20:28She was like an animal.

20:30Actually, I got to it earlier.

20:32I hid half of it under my bed.

20:35See, that is why I will always be your friend.

20:37Hey, Gina.

20:48I want to talk to you.

20:49No, no.

20:50I got nothing to say to some creep who won't commit to me.

20:52I'll hold you shut up a second.

20:53I got something I want to show you, all right?

20:55I think you're going to be very happy about it.

21:00Ska sucks.

21:01Wrong arm.

21:06I love Gina.

21:07I got it a couple hours ago.

21:11You happy now?

21:13What's the matter?

21:14Nothing.

21:16You got one, too.

21:19I hate Jimmy!

21:22So you hate me, huh?

21:26I love that!

21:29Well, I did not see that coming.

21:33Let's go!

21:34Let's go there!

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