- 6 days ago
When Joey goes to Hollywood to pursue his dream of being an actor, he meets his nephew Michael and ends up sharing a unique camaraderie with him.
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00:00hey bobby about to shoot a scene well the movie's going great except for i hate my co-star lockwood
00:10the jerk that's a good question i think he knows how i feel i do you know what i'll call you back
00:18later from my trailer i cannot believe that you have a trailer that's bigger than mine you know
00:23what lockwood i'm sick of your snobby little comments why don't you just come out and say it
00:27huh you think you're better than me i think i'm much much much better than you i've said it to
00:32your face every day yeah well it got back to me i can't believe i have to share a tree with you
00:38oh well get your own tree what what are you trying to kick me don't you try to come here
00:43action
00:44i want you to know something i love you ron i think of you like a son
00:52i am not going to leave you here to die agent listen
00:54this is the end it's been an honor working with you cut you hack i am sick of being stuck next to
01:04this imbecile how do you get out of this thing hey let me help you
01:07come on
01:15yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah everything's gonna be all right
01:20all right y'all you wanna be all right you gotta watch all
01:24come on
01:25everything's gonna be all right now everything's gonna be all right
01:30thank you so much for picking me up no problem hey on the way home we can stop by my new house and
01:49see what it looks like on a tuesday all right great okay i just gotta go pick up my books i'll be right
01:52back don't go anywhere no problem i'll be right here
02:04nice to see you again maria hello mrs laferty
02:09oh welcome what is your name uh i'm joey joey you have a wonderful accent
02:16joey this is an english as a second language class for beginners are you sure you're in the right
02:27place
02:28oh i'm in the right place
02:33let's get started i hope that everybody practiced counting to ten over the weekend
02:39great let's do it together one one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve very good
03:01boys somebody's gonna get a gold star thanks thanks 13 14 15
03:14hey gina get in here what's going on you broke the one rule that i have for my employees
03:20you slept with a client that is not true really does this face look familiar to you
03:26no how about now oh gina i like it when you do it like that do you like it when i do it to you like
03:36this oh i love your big fake boobies in your cheap new york accent oh i couldn't help it bobby he
03:45manipulated me with his acting skills he got me drunk and then the next thing i know his hands were all
03:50over me oh can it all right fine this guy has booked more commercials than any client i represent
03:59now he's so distraught he doesn't want to be a client anymore you've cost me thousands of dollars
04:04so now you have to get me a new client i don't know how to do that well you better learn you want
04:08to be a big agent one day don't you i do more than anything gina you're like a daughter to me
04:15so i'm gonna tell you something that my mother once said to me
04:22you get me my money back or i'll bury you you miserable
04:27oh joey your english so good oh can you say more words for me uh corduroy give me another
04:45harpsichord yes all right now this is a big one don't do it it's too dangerous
04:51ibuprofen get the check
05:01what happened to you i had to call alex for a ride all right excuse me one second come here
05:07hey hey okay look i followed this girl into a class after you left and it turns out it was an
05:11english class for foreigners oh yeah caltech offers that for foreign students you know some of the
05:15smartest people in the world are in that class so wait you're pursuing a woman who just started
05:19learning english i don't care how pretty she is you just leave your nephew at the oh oh my god what
05:26a body oh i haven't felt this way since gymnastics camp i don't care how hot she is okay i like that
05:35she's into me because i'm the smartest guy in the class michael you're smart you should totally play
05:39this card oh yeah being smart really makes women hot hey ladies who likes the transitor property
05:44that's weird works for me hey maria you like the transitive property take me to the car you sexy
05:56bastard wow so this chair is new yeah it gives great back massages but if you turn over on it
06:10it's just a machine that punches you in the crotch so joey i need you to help me oh okay bobby's mad
06:19at me because i lost her a client oh do you know any actors looking for agents hey hey look bobby should
06:25represent me i've been kicking around in this business for years i got the goods i swear all right let's
06:29see what you can do there excuse me oh what do you want lockwood i would appreciate it if you
06:42would stop parking so close to me i could barely open the door to my car porsche
06:48because your truck is parked way too close to my space mr lockwood i'm gina joey's sister
06:54my sympathies i was wondering if you were totally happy with your representation
07:01i work with bobby morganstern bobby morganstern i thought she died a month ago
07:05yeah she did for eight and a half minutes but she's back and better than ever
07:10you know my agents haven't been able to handle matters around this set as i had hoped well maybe
07:14i can be of assistance and if i can maybe you'll consider making the switch sounds fair enough i look
07:20forward to seeing what you can do oh if you'll excuse me i'm gonna go out and get some lunch
07:25lobster
07:29what are you doing what i gotta get bobby a new client and he's a big star you don't come
07:34to my set and try to drum up business look it's weird enough my sister's working for my agent okay
07:39we got to keep the business and the personal separate joey this is the first job i've ever
07:42really cared about i gotta find somebody for bobby find somebody other than lockwood
07:50i'm afraid of who i am and how i feel but most of all i'm afraid of walking out of this room and
07:54not feeling the way i feel when i'm with you miss jennifer gray dirty dancing
08:01yeah definitely go with lockwood
08:05me and mary go to
08:24school renata they go to school
08:26okay joey why don't you pick it up where renata left off now this is a hard part so take your time
08:35oh boy yeah this is this looks tough uh the bell rang and the students all went to the auditorium with
08:41their teacher boom that's right boris you heard it auditorium
08:52i am so lucky to be with the smartest boy in class
08:55some words are so dog dog oh remember i told you the gh sometimes sounds like an f it's tough
09:05like rough or laugh oh joey make love to me tonight
09:12that is good english okay like everybody to take out their homework on the subjunctive tense
09:24you didn't do it i got it if the present tense of the verb to be is i am then the subjunctive tense
09:35is if i joey if i was oh i'm sorry that's not correct it's uh if i were very good boris
09:54joey are stupid joey is stupid renata
10:05joey where have you been sorry lockwood's car has taken up both of our spaces i had to park
10:11all the way on the other side of the lot and take a tour bus back here we stopped to watch a
10:16scene from the gilmore girls i wish i had a relationship like that with my mom i'm so sorry
10:22we would have never given away your space but your agent approved it what oh there's no way she
10:27would have done that i'm gonna call her right now and see what's your relationship like with your
10:32mom well it's complicated my mother and i never really be shorter
10:39yeah well have her call me thanks bye did bobby give my parking space to lockwood
10:45actually i did what i gotta get this guy as a client for bobby you have crossed the line gene
10:50i love that parking space that's like the worst thing you could have done
10:53oh hey what do you think of my new trailer i don't know i haven't seen your new trailer really
11:03really you want to think about that for a second
11:05i cannot believe you gave lockwood my trailer but what else was i supposed to do i am desperate
11:24you will like this trailer i know this trip that's where they keep the extras
11:28hey waiter number two hey rowdy sports fan
11:39there's no way i'm taking this trailer what's that smell sweaty cop that guy's gross
11:47wait a second is this thing slanted oh joey you're being dramatic
11:59am i
12:03gina this is unacceptable you have no right to give away my stuff and of all people you give
12:07it to lockwood oh would you stop being so selfish i am trying to save my job here
12:11well you better think of a way to do it that doesn't involve not now sweaty cop
12:23okay look i'm not going to stand for this get me my trailer back no you owe me for what for all
12:28the times i saved your life when you choked on a super ball when your french kissed an electrical
12:33socket no don't do this to me this is business okay now if you've got a work problem you got to
12:39deal with it yourself fine but the next time you choke on a super ball don't you come crying to me
12:44i am a grown man now okay i think my throat can fit a super ball
12:51now if you excuse me i'm going to use the bathroom that i share with eight other dudes
12:55not cool gina not cool
13:11i was planning on going to the beach today but then it started to rain i was planning on going
13:17to the beach today but then it started to rain dude i think your accent's getting worse
13:26i've never seen you work so hard for a woman no no it's not about the woman i'm past that it's about
13:30the brainy guys and doing better than them okay people in the class are picking up the language way
13:35too fast they're gaining on me i'm starting to think those rocket scientists are smarter than me
13:45oh maria i totally forgot i can't go on a picnic today i have to study why it's just a stupid class
13:53a stupid class maria my studies are very important to me
13:57there is a nice part to go to okay first of all you don't end a sentence with the preposition
14:07okay that is wrong in fact lately everything about you is wrong except for your awesome awesome body
14:15and i'm afraid i'm gonna have to say goodbye maria but what about us you know he said goodbye
14:20oh what'd she say she thinks i'm your whore
14:36god my face looks wonderful what did you put on it nothing yet that's right
14:41hello mr lockwood oh hello there did you manage to get me out of that commercial no i'm still
14:52working on it well i'm sorry to hear that anyone who is going to represent me will have to handle
14:56that kind of thing oh but i did get you all the other things you asked for craft services will be
15:00getting you blueberry cream cheese wardrobe will get you those sweaters and because you don't like
15:04to learn people's names i've let everyone on the crew know that you will be referring to them all now
15:08as johnny that's something i guess talk to you later johnny gina
15:21joey yeah not that you care but i'm making progress with lockwood on my own see you later joey
15:28hey bobby listen i'm calling about gina i thought i'd give you the heads up since she lost that
15:41client i've been getting a lot of pressure from my partners and i think i'm gonna have to let her go
15:47what isn't that a little harsh if i don't make an example of her my employees will think i've gone
15:53soft and they start showing up late or asking for the day off when their family members die
16:01and what the hell is rosh hashana
16:10all right lockwood we need to talk all right i'll try to use small words
16:14no need i'm in an english class look are you gonna sign with gina or not well i asked her to
16:22get me out of a job she knows if she can make that happen i'm hers okay what's the job commercial for
16:27an eastern european soft drink called splort the world's only beet flavored cola all right okay what
16:37if i agree to do the commercial for you then would you sign with gina
16:39i think i just might i'll call the director see if i can set it up great it's uh it's nothing too
16:46bad is it when i say action i need the soda can to run out of the frame action wait i just gotta ask
16:56release the bees
17:09so lockwood's gonna sign with the agency hey well congratulations you did it no you did it
17:20i heard what you did with the commercial and the bees and everything that must have been awful it
17:25wasn't great apparently the bees thought the can look like a giant flower and well
17:31they pollinated me gina
17:40why'd you do that for me anyway i mean what happened to keeping business and personal separate oh come
17:45on what am i gonna do i couldn't let you get fired you've been working so hard and you know what
17:51you're actually really good at this job thanks come on if i'm so good let's see if i can get your trailer
17:59back okay
18:00hold on let me just puke one last time
18:04can anyone give me an example of a multiple homonym i can
18:15there meaning they are there meaning group possessive and there meaning in that place
18:26it's very good joey thank you miss lafferty joey what is it on your nose he's brown no
18:38i wanted to tell you all how you did on your quizzes once again joey wins the prize
18:52uh thank you i would like to share another american phrase with all of you uh suck it
18:57well that's it for today but i'll see you guys at juan's house later tonight yay juan woohoo
19:08is something going on at juan's house uh i don't know
19:14hey juan are you having a party tonight yes juan's having citizenship party tonight but unfortunately
19:22we have no room for pet of teacher have fun studying joey hey guys wait can't i come to the party i don't
19:36think you can are you drinking splort
19:52hey sonia you didn't get invited to the party either hey uh you want to uh you and me go grab a cup
20:00of coffee no thank you that would be how you say social suicide
20:16where is he i don't know he and bobby is supposed to be signing the contracts
20:31oh hey look he signed it's official i am off the hook oh um apparently those contracts are no longer
20:40valid what why not yeah uh we're not going to be able to sign him as the client
20:49well i'm ready to go i'm needed on the set johnny johnny johnny
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