- 02/06/2025
Wizards vs Aliens - S01E04 - Grazlax Attacks (2)
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00:00What we need is something to track Tom Clarke.
00:07I'm reading intense molecular instability,
00:09massive biological reactions.
00:13It's just a hair dryer.
00:15You're not such a toppy-tappy now, are you?
00:20What is that?
00:22I don't even want to guess.
00:24It's like it exploded.
00:27It didn't explode!
00:28It had kids!
00:53There are three of them now!
00:55How can there be three of them?
00:56Sorry, you know division, like an amoeba.
01:00They don't have the breed to multiply, they can just break apart.
01:03Oh, great timing!
01:04Something must have set it off.
01:06The hair dryer!
01:07The heat starts in a biological reaction!
01:09Like a crocodile!
01:10A what?
01:11Crocodiles!
01:12Have to be a certain temperature before they can breed!
01:16Shame, it's not a crocodile!
01:18The door!
01:19You're in the proper door!
01:20No, no, wait!
01:21I think this will keep him out!
01:22Without anything!
01:23At least there's no fireplace in here.
01:24I wouldn't put it past them to chew through the bricks to get at us!
01:26You're really cheering me!
01:27I think this will keep him out!
01:28Without anything!
01:29At least there's no fireplace in here.
01:30I wouldn't put it past them to chew through the bricks to get at us!
01:35You're really cheering me up!
01:36You know dust is made up of mostly dead skin cells and insect poo!
01:37I think this will keep him out!
01:38I think this will keep him out!
01:39Without anything!
01:40I think this will keep him out!
01:41Without anything!
01:47At least there's no fireplace in here.
01:49I wouldn't put it past them to chew through the bricks to get at us!
01:52You're really cheering me up!
01:53You know dust is made up of mostly dead skin cells and insect poo!
02:04Any other good news?
02:06I do not understand what has happened to the Graslax.
02:09They are under a different sun, brother.
02:12I have taken another Graslax from the zone of quarantine
02:15and shall simulate earth conditions at the point we lost contact.
02:19Observe!
02:20You need to increase pollutant levels another four marks, sister.
02:24Indeed!
02:25And increasing temperature as indicated by the sensors.
02:30The experiment begins.
02:34I am reading the same biocritical indicators.
02:39Soon we shall see what happened on earth.
02:43What happened?
02:47That electromagnetic energy flash has destroyed the lights.
02:52Guard!
02:53Investigate!
02:54Guard!
02:55Investigate!
02:56Guard!
02:58The truth is...
02:59Guard!
03:00Guard!
03:01Guard!
03:02Guard!
03:03Guard!
03:04Guard!
03:05Guard!
03:06Guard!
03:07Guard!
03:08Guard!
03:13Guard!
03:14It seems we have a problem, sister.
03:16I advise we do not lose our heads.
03:19do not lose our heads if only I still had some magic these things could be like the
03:28net cross magic might not have any effect you know Quinn and Katie they think I've
03:36gone weird well you're a wizard and there are snappy aliens all over the
03:41house and a saucer full of spacemen going to get fat on magic how weird can
03:45it get yeah it's freaky you know the really weird thing is I'm sort of
03:56enjoying it oh I was till we got a nice nasty trash in my house and they think
04:02I've gone weird like a wizard isn't weird you know it really is weird for a
04:08science freak you're not so bad cheers I mean you don't understand magic or
04:14anything but do you like why is it you only get three spells a day but I keep
04:18telling you the laws of magic are different to the laws of science yeah
04:22did it make any sense not to an unenchanted like you I mean especially like you
04:27you're a science nut everything has to be logical magic isn't about logic it's
04:34something you sense you feel it still has an effect on the physical world you put
04:39furniture together with the click of your fingers if there's an effect there has to
04:43be a cause that's physics Tom like it or not see that's what's great you don't
04:48understand the first thing about magic but I can talk to you about it and I've
04:53never had that before there's your dad and your gran that's no I mean every
04:59other friend everyone at school I have to be someone else not a wizard and that's
05:06like hiding what I am hiding me she tried being a geek what was that came from the
05:19overflow tank
05:22wow there's one in here it must come up through the pipes it's through the tank they can do that fit into a water pipe climb up it
05:30you tell me and you're out of magic where's it gone
05:35what are you doing I think we know a hairdryer isn't going to fix anything
05:43maybe there's another way of doing this we can communicate
05:49yeah we're going to talk cricket they're obviously intelligent maybe we can reason with it
05:56it's gone back the way it came
06:06you ran away
06:08why
06:10never mind that this is hot dad's eco boiler has come on
06:16oh it multiplied when it got hot and now they're planning on raising a family
06:20if those things keep reproducing we are in some serious trouble
06:25what if it gets out the house
06:27we've got to turn that boiler off
06:29where is it
06:30the basement
06:31spectacular
06:34there's the basement door
06:51if those things are smart enough to turn on the boiler
06:56that's bad
06:57that's really bad
06:59only one way to find out
07:01you've got the cricket bat
07:07you've got the cricket bat
07:11Oh
07:36The new cheese again, there's none of them now
07:41Run!
07:45The Elvick!
07:52There's someone at the door!
07:53Come on!
07:55Why do they stop chasing us?
07:59No way.
08:01It can't be!
08:11Hello?
08:17Benny?
08:19Tom?
08:21Hello?
08:23Are you in there?
08:26She's supposed to be delivering leaflets.
08:29At least she knows I'm here.
08:31And she's come to say hello.
08:33I suppose.
08:35Like it's impossible she's come to see me.
08:37I'm just saying.
08:40It's my house.
08:42Maybe she'll just give up and go.
08:47You know when we came in,
08:49I can't remember if I shut the front door.
08:51What if she walks in?
08:53On a house full of aliens with razor blades for teeth.
08:56We've got to do something.
09:05Hello?
09:07Hello?
09:09Hello?
09:11You're going to have to distract them.
09:13Hello?
09:15Hello?
09:17You're going to have to distract them.
09:19Hello?
09:21Tom?
09:23Benny?
09:24Is that you?
09:26Yes.
09:28Ow!
09:30Ow!
09:32Ow!
09:34Ow!
09:35Ow!
09:37Ow!
09:39Ow!
09:41Are you playing about in there?
09:44Hey boys!
09:46Come and get your Benny Burger!
09:48Ow!
09:50Ow!
09:52Ow!
09:54Ow!
09:56Ow!
09:58What's going on in there?
10:00Katie!
10:01What are you doing here?
10:02What a surprise!
10:03I mean, nice surprise, obviously.
10:05Hey!
10:06Hey!
10:08What's going on in there?
10:09Hmm?
10:10Oh, in there?
10:11Nothing!
10:13But I heard something.
10:14Like an animal?
10:15Oh!
10:16That'll be Benny's... dog!
10:17Didn't sound like a dog.
10:18It doesn't.
10:19It doesn't.
10:20It's a rare breed.
10:21It's a, er...
10:22A Nash...
10:23Nauzer.
10:24A Nash-Nauzer?
10:25Ooh!
10:26Are you winding me up?
10:27Benny, he loves that fairy ball of teeth and claws.
10:28I'm more of a cat person.
10:29Ha!
10:30Ha!
10:31Bags my little sister in there.
10:32Oh!
10:33Oh!
10:34Oh!
10:35Oh!
10:36Oh!
10:37Oh!
10:38Oh!
10:39Oh!
10:40Oh!
10:41Oh!
10:42Oh!
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10:44Oh!
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10:56Oh!
10:57Oh!
10:58Oh!
10:59Oh!
11:00Oh!
11:01Oh!
11:02Oh!
11:03Oh!
11:04Oh!
11:05Oh!
11:06How many of these do you have to deliver?
11:08Three more bags.
11:09Dad wants to make a big noise about his new shop.
11:13That's gonna take you all day.
11:15Be faster and more fun with two of us.
11:18That's true.
11:21I'll buy us a pizza as a thank you.
11:24I'm sorry I can't oh okay no problem I mean I'd love to honestly you've got
11:51stuff to do with Benny I get it it's no big deal but Katie I'm sorry it's just you know it's Benny
11:58he hasn't got any proper mates and I don't want him thinking I've ditched him
12:03he kind of needs me right now well he's lucky having you as a friend
12:21have the grassler from your experiment been dealt with they were vented into space but with the data
12:34from my experiment we have recalibrated the sensors the grassler have reproduced on earth again and
12:39according to our projections will continue to do so impossible the grassler require volcanic heat
12:46to multiply apparently not in earth's environment our projections show that within 24 hours there
12:54will be 5.4 million grassler they will destroy everything and everyone I sought only to use
13:02the grasslax to rid ourselves of the boy wizard instead I have destroyed the last source of
13:09magic in the universe the necros shall feast no more we must take action immediately the
13:17xerantulas can exterminate the threat with a blast from the ion pulse cannon destroy the habitation
13:22the entire house and the immediate area around it to be sure of total eradication there will be human
13:31deaths including the halfling wizard but what of that Luigi put the xerantulas into full battle mode
13:40as the king commands so it is done
14:01can you hear anything nothing I can't believe you shut them in there with the boiler you are
14:09supposed to be the clever one they were chasing me at the time well you were chatting up Katie
14:15I was not chatting her up
14:17they're reproducing like microorganisms one becomes three three becomes nine nine becomes 27 27 becomes
14:27we're in big trouble if they get out of this house and keep on multiplying the whole world is in
14:34trouble we've got to get to that boiler and turn it off it's dad's eco boiler it's like a furnace
14:41you can't just flick a switch we have to find a way
14:57well it's like a nest how big a nest big there are loads of them it's so hot down there they must be
15:18reproducing faster we're not going to get to the boiler are we only if we can get them away from it
15:24and how are we going to do that do your mom and dad like opera
15:29what are you doing
15:38something you want to tell me
15:42again what are you doing
15:45when Katie was at the door
15:48they killed the door
15:49remember from the attic that jack in the box went off
15:56it made a screaming noise and the ankle snapper ran off
15:59what if they don't like high-pitched sounds
16:02yeah the army has ultra high frequency weapons
16:06sonic weapons that can knock people off their feet
16:08shame we don't have one
16:10we'll have to make do with opera
16:11that's full of screeching isn't it
16:13they can break glass with their voices
16:16imagine what they can do to those things
16:19ha
16:21approaching earth
16:34soon we will be within range
16:37ready
16:44ready
16:52ready
16:54three
16:55two
16:56one
16:57one
17:04the rules of them
17:08we're running out of time
17:09let them have it
17:10it's working to hate it
17:22Turn it up! Give the wheel!
17:27You've done it, Benny! You've done it!
17:35What happened? They cut the power!
17:40Go! Go!
17:53That won't hold them for long!
17:55The window! We can get out through the window!
17:56No, Benny, we can't!
17:57They're gonna get through the door, then they're gonna get through the window!
18:00We can't let them reach the outside world!
18:02They're going to get through! We're finished!
18:10Battle mode at maximum.
18:15I'm sorry, Benny. This is all my fault.
18:18The Necrosaur after Wiz is not unenchanted like you.
18:20If you hadn't been my friend, you wouldn't be here now!
18:23Typical. I finally get a friend and it gets me eaten by aliens.
18:28We've still got one more sonic weapon!
18:29What? There's no power!
18:32We don't need power, we just need you!
18:35What? Here!
18:37And this! I'm out of credit, but I've got an amp out for my electric guitar.
18:40That will still work!
18:41You play, and we blast them through my phone.
18:44What? I can't play this!
18:45That's the point!
18:47You're right! And if we kick the mic and your phone close,
18:49we'll get feedback too! The loss of an effect!
18:51I don't care what it's called, but double the screeching sounds good to me!
18:55You're going to be our sonic weapon, Benny!
18:57You're going to be our sonic weapon!
18:59Engaging iron pulse cannon.
19:01Come on, Benny! Hit that noise!
19:02And then pulse cannon!
19:03Come on, Benny! Hit that noise!
19:07Come on, Benny! Hit that note!
19:37Let's get the rest of them!
19:46Targeting now!
20:07Let's get the rest of them!
20:28Now that's how you play violin!
20:40Maximum pulse in five, four, three, two...
20:48No, wait! The Krasla readings have ceased!
20:52What?
20:53They've been destroyed!
20:54Aboard and retreat now!
21:19What am I going to tell my parents?
21:24I've got an idea!
21:29They were bogles, you say?
21:44No, Gran. They were aliens. The Necros sent them.
21:47They must have.
21:49They sound like bogles!
21:51This looks like the work of bogles!
21:53Nasty, chompy, nasty things!
21:55So, Gran, bogles are from the Neverside.
21:58These were from another planet!
22:00Oh!
22:02Life used to be so much simpler when all we had to worry about was goblins and dragons!
22:07Are you sure about this?
22:09I mean, I know she's your gran, but isn't she a bit...
22:13well... unpredictable?
22:15Well, it's either this or... I don't know. Have you got any ideas?
22:30Right then!
22:31A major spring cleaning spell, I think!
22:34Please, Gran, we need you to really concentrate.
22:38Everything, and I mean everything, has to be put back the way it was before the Ankle Snappers showed up.
22:44I know.
22:45Now, give me some room.
22:54Spree Fallows!
23:00That's not right.
23:01Not right at all.
23:07Sorry.
23:09We'll get there.
23:10Don't worry.
23:14Spree Fasha Alar!
23:22Oh!
23:23No!
23:25Hello.
23:26I must be hungry.
23:28Nothing like missing your tea and afternoon cake to make your mind wander.
23:31Quick!
23:32Before the neighbors see!
23:33No!
23:34Take your time, Mrs Crow.
23:35Concentrate, please.
23:37Concentrate really, really hard.
23:39This is your third spell.
23:40You have to get it right, or run toast.
23:42Then maybe I ought to magic up some jam and butter instead.
23:46You have little faith.
23:48You have little faith.
23:50You have little faith.
23:51Cheers.
23:52Welcome.
23:53This video has been suggested by each other.
23:57The second one.
24:00Okay, please.
24:01Go!
24:05Ta-da!
24:10Gran, you are brilliant.
24:16If only I could get the chamber tidied up like this.
24:19Robots back in one piece, then?
24:21Kind of.
24:22It looks perfectly fine to me.
24:24Are you doubting my magic, young man?
24:26This was a Sugoi Kansoku copy.
24:29The real ones are really rare.
24:31Worth about a grand.
24:33So?
24:34So?
24:34No, it's not a copy any more.
24:36It's a real one.
24:38Are you sure?
24:40I'm a geek.
24:41Of course I'm sure.
24:42So why aren't you looking happy?
24:45Most of these things, they're not the real thing.
24:47Or they weren't.
24:49But look at this.
24:51If it's genuine, it will have a Kang-Chi rain mark on the base.
24:55Which it has.
24:57It's worth millions.
25:00Don't worry, Benny.
25:02Just make sure your parents never look at any of these too closely.
25:07Now, I'm off to find a cup of Tango-Eat tea.
25:10Moon had better have the cauldron on.
25:12I'd better go too.
25:16I think I need a shower.
25:18Yeah, me too.
25:20Before Mum and Dad get back.
25:22See you Monday.
25:23See you Monday.
25:25And Tom, there's no need to be sorry.
25:27I mean, for getting me into all of this.
25:32Wizards and aliens.
25:34And nearly getting eaten.
25:36Yeah.
25:37That would have been a downer.
25:39Still, you did come and help me with the lab.
25:43Thanks.
25:45It's what friends are for, isn't it?
25:46So, the Krasla, who have devoured worlds, were destroyed by a halfling wizard?
26:06He may be a halfling, but clearly Tom Clark is a formidable wizard and enemy of the Nekros.
26:14We almost lost this planet because of your lack of knowledge.
26:18Yes, Father.
26:20And I shall make it my mission to study their ways in detail.
26:25We must accelerate the Master Plan.
26:29Yes, my Father.
26:31We shall yet strip Earth of its magic.
26:34Every last centillion.
26:36The boy wizard cannot stop us.
26:39No one can.
26:41The Nekros shall feast.
26:43Yes, the Nekros shall feast.
26:48The Nekros shall feast.
26:56Your magic.
26:59You were using magic to do your homework.
27:03What?
27:03Where are we?
27:05I'm so sick of our responsibilities as wizards.
27:08You're hanging around with that little nerd all the time.
27:10This girl's biggest sag fest.
27:11You better let him go.
27:13Who are you?
27:13I'm Jackson Hawke.
27:14Jackson, this is Benny.
27:16You hang out with an unenchanter.
27:17What we've got is so fantastic because what we've got is power.
27:20Why are you doing what he tells you to?
27:21Who are you going to choose, Tommy boy?
27:22A wizard with such power, just imagine what he can do.
27:25Now that's magic.
27:29He's playing.
27:54Amen.
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