- 01/06/2025
Wizards vs Aliens - S01E02 - Dawn of the Nekross (2)
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00:00There's no such thing as aliens.
00:02Welcome to the starship Sorantulas.
00:05What do you want?
00:07Magic.
00:08I'm gonna die.
00:09Not while I'm here.
00:12How did you do that?
00:13It was magic, Ellie.
00:15I'm a wizard.
00:16More magic.
00:17I shall take you both.
00:21She beamed them up!
00:22I will devour you!
00:26Burn all of your kind, wizard Lear.
00:52What is it, Tom?
00:54Bad news.
00:56Very bad news.
00:58Did you not hear my father?
01:00Bow!
01:02Consider yourselves privileged.
01:04It is not our father's custom to put an audience with his heart.
01:08I know you're not from around here.
01:10You must have the guidebook upside down.
01:12We're human, not cattle.
01:18And I might be old.
01:20But I'm no cow.
01:22I'm Ursula.
01:23Of the Magical Line of Chrome.
01:25And I will smite thee with magic.
01:28Ma-crack-
01:30Ah!
01:41Delicious!
01:43Are you sure?
01:44It didn't work.
01:48What happened?
01:51I don't know.
01:53Ma-crack-
01:54Ah!
01:57My magic tastes good.
02:00No!
02:02No, Gran.
02:03That's your third spell.
02:04Ma-crack-
02:05Ah!
02:06Again, wizard.
02:07Feed me again.
02:08They're feeding on it.
02:09They're feeding on magic.
02:10They're powerless.
02:11Magic is all we've got.
02:12It's all right, Gran.
02:13You're with me.
02:14Your magic is strong, old woman.
02:16It's all right, Gran.
02:17It's all right, Gran.
02:18It's all right, Gran.
02:19It's all right, Gran.
02:20You're with me.
02:22Your magic is strong, old woman.
02:27And it makes us stronger!
02:30We have traveled the cosmos for magic.
02:35From the Fighting Snake's Nebula to the Black Eye of the Phantom Galaxy.
02:40Feeding on wizards?
02:41On all magic.
02:43Every star in the sky where there was once magic, now burns dimly.
02:50And be sad on it all.
02:57You mean there's no magic left?
02:59Not anywhere in the universe.
03:02Only on Earth.
03:04And now we shall feast on that.
03:10No.
03:11Feast on this.
03:16What were they?
03:17One way.
03:18Get them!
03:22Which way?
03:23The way we came.
03:24Come on.
03:29We're in space, Tom.
03:35How did we get home?
03:40The same way we got here.
03:48This will take us right back.
03:50Stop or die, Earthly.
03:52Don't threaten my grandson.
03:54What happened?
04:00Were you on their spaceship?
04:02What was it like?
04:06We were on the dark side of the myth.
04:08That is so awesome.
04:09What are you talking about?
04:10They've still got my gran.
04:12I'm sorry.
04:13I'm going to be back.
04:14I'm going to save her.
04:16If she's still alive.
04:18Wait.
04:19Wait.
04:20Wait for me.
04:22You will remain here until a king is ready for you.
04:32By ready, my brother means hungry.
04:36Well, as you can see, I'm well past my cell by date.
04:45Who's there?
04:46Blessed be the source.
04:48Blessed be the source.
04:49You're a wizard too.
04:50So they drain the last drop of magic out of me and take half my life with it.
04:54Look what they did to my son.
05:00Your son?
05:02I don't understand.
05:04I'm only twelve.
05:06Help us.
05:08I...
05:10Can't.
05:12I'm sorry.
05:14I'm so sorry.
05:15I'm so sorry.
05:16There's nothing I can do.
05:24Tom.
05:25Tom, wait.
05:26You need me.
05:27I don't need you.
05:28Ugh.
05:29Can't get hold of my dad.
05:30I need to get home.
05:31I need you to forget about everything you've seen.
05:33You're going to take on the aliens, yeah?
05:34Yeah.
05:35Ones against ray guns.
05:36Not sure how that's going to work out.
05:37This is about magic.
05:38That means it's down to me.
05:39It's my responsibility.
05:40So just go home, okay?
05:41What?
05:42I just saw an alien.
05:43I just saw one of our teachers taken over by aliens.
05:44You all great got abducted by aliens.
05:45And oh yes, you turned out to be a magician.
05:46Wizard.
05:47And you want me to go home.
05:48But this is so...wow.
05:49Well if you think this is all one big laugh, then you're definitely not coming with me.
05:50You can't leave me behind.
05:51These are aliens, Tom.
05:52That's not hocus pocus.
05:53I'm sorry.
05:54I'm sorry.
05:55I'm sorry.
05:56I'm sorry.
05:57I'm sorry.
05:58I'm sorry.
05:59I'm sorry.
06:00I'm sorry.
06:01I'm sorry.
06:02I'm sorry.
06:03I'm sorry.
06:04I'm sorry.
06:05I'm sorry.
06:06I'm sorry.
06:07I'm sorry.
06:08I'm sorry.
06:09I'm sorry.
06:10I'm sorry.
06:11I'm sorry.
06:12That's not hocus pocus.
06:13It's science.
06:14You need me.
06:16You don't tell anyone.
06:21Understand?
06:22Not about the aliens.
06:23Not about magic.
06:25What about the aliens?
06:26With the technology to travel light years, what about magic?
06:29They feed on it.
06:32Yeah.
06:33That makes sense.
06:34It does?
06:35Whatever you call magic, it's an energy.
06:38Organisms live on energy.
06:40Some wizard lost this when the necros took him.
06:43It's enchanted with his magic.
06:46So there's a connection.
06:48Like an invisible cord.
06:49Or a phone line.
06:50If he's on a necroship, you can use it to trace him.
06:53And your gran.
06:54And to get me back on that ship.
06:55So you know how to do that?
06:57No.
06:58But I can find out.
07:00In there.
07:01The toilet.
07:02Chamber of Crow.
07:03Open to me.
07:04Reveal yourself.
07:05On the knock of three.
07:06The...
07:07The toilet.
07:09The toilet.
07:17Chamber of Crow.
07:19Open to me.
07:21Reveal yourself.
07:23On the knock of three.
07:37Narnia! Tim Burtonstein!
07:42What was that?
07:44I have no idea.
07:46And by the way, I'm not supposed to do this.
07:49So where are we then?
07:53Apart from some sort of parallel dimension.
07:55It's not a parallel dimension.
07:57It's the threshold of enchantment.
07:59Look, we walked into the loo,
08:01only I don't see any toilet brush,
08:03so this is a parallel dimension.
08:05It's magic!
08:07Does your toilet vanish when you knock on the door and say an enchantment?
08:10Look, once people thought fire was magic
08:13and the moon was magic,
08:15whatever you wizards do, we'll have a scientific explanation.
08:18Yeah?
08:19And once you scientists thought that the world was flat
08:23and that the sun revolved around the Earth,
08:25you got that wrong big time, didn't you?
08:27Maybe magic is another one of those big surprises.
08:37Soft are coming there, Lee.
08:39Good boy.
08:46I never thought it would be this awesome.
09:00I've got to admit, it's pretty cool.
09:08So how come you've never been here?
09:09Dad says I'm not responsible.
09:13Well, I'm responsible for leaving my gran on that ship.
09:16So here I am.
09:17Yeah.
09:22Who's that?
09:25My mum.
09:27She died.
09:29Sorry.
09:32Yeah.
09:33Sometimes magic isn't all it's cracked up to be.
09:54Let me guess.
09:55A book of spells?
09:56The wisdom of cry.
10:00If there's a way to link the ring and the wizard that enchanted it,
10:04that spell will be in here.
10:10So what's the problem?
10:13I told you I'm not supposed to be here.
10:15I'm a wizard, but I'm not trained.
10:21It's just a book.
10:23Open it.
10:40Anyone got a match?
10:41I'll be thinking I have somewhere.
10:47What is that?
10:48What?
10:50What will be Randall Moon, guardian of the chamber?
10:54Pleased to meet you, Randall Moon.
10:57Pleased is it?
10:58You imps have no business here.
11:01I'll not be blaming you for a wetting of your breeches.
11:04You're three foot tall.
11:05You haven't got me wetting anything.
11:07I'll be seeing about that.
11:11What?
11:12I'm grandson of Ursula.
11:14Daughter of the magical Lion of Crow.
11:16She's in danger and you have got to help us save her.
11:19In danger?
11:20The mistress Crow?
11:22By the hams of Grisselbaugh.
11:23Why didn't you be seeing her before?
11:25But the Lion of Crow?
11:27Your family has powerful magic.
11:28I heard what your daughter did.
11:30Helen.
11:33But I'm not her.
11:36I never was.
11:37And now I'm getting old and I've already forgotten most of what I knew.
11:43Cast a spell.
11:45I'm lucky if I remember where I left my specs.
11:48But what about the bloodline?
11:49My daughter is dead.
11:52Her husband is not enchanted.
11:56Her only child a boy with no one to show him the way.
11:58The warrior wizards are gone.
12:02The warrior wizards are gone.
12:13The king is hungry.
12:15Phoenix Ash.
12:16Third jar along.
12:18Are you sure this spell will work?
12:20It'll get us on the alien ship.
12:22Steady with the wish-a-wood, young imp.
12:24I'll be wanting to open a pathway through the mists.
12:26Not be calling up the dark ones for a moon-time jig.
12:28Will it work?
12:30By the jaws of a jab-a-wool.
12:31Of course it will work.
12:32What exactly is it?
12:33A goblin.
12:35I think.
12:36These won't be for decoration.
12:38I'll be a hob-goblin.
12:39Hob, hob, hob.
12:40Not as a goblin.
12:41He'll be ugly and bad.
12:42Not like Randall Moon.
12:44By the fangs of Bashtar the Bold.
12:45He'll be saving the mistress crow.
12:47I hope so.
12:51Hello?
13:07Tom?
13:09You been calling me?
13:11Oh, no.
13:13Ursula?
13:27Now, you will be holding the ring in the Wisherwood smoke, both of you.
13:32The passing ways will open and take you to the wizard who will be enchanting it.
13:36So this is a matter transporter?
13:39What'll be a matter transporter?
13:41Something that transports matter.
13:43It's not a matter transporter, it's a passing charm.
13:47No, it's a matter transporter.
13:49All right. If you are so clever, can you build a matter transporter?
13:53No. Science isn't that advanced.
13:55So this is magic. It's a passing charm.
13:59Shh! The charm will be working!
14:03You are sure this spell of yours will get us there and back again?
14:07They're getting there, of course! Of course!
14:09They're getting back. That, that'll be for you to divine.
14:13And when do you get your three spells again?
14:15Not until sunrise tomorrow.
14:17This better not be a one-way trip.
14:20Chomp!
14:21Dad!
14:21You... what have you done now?
14:28Please, no, Michael of the Unenchanted. Lay no hand on Randall Moon.
14:33It is here an egg of brimstone and I'll be setting you a sizzle.
14:36Just tell me.
14:38They'll be saving the Mistress Crow.
14:40She'll have been taken by creatures from beyond star glittery heavens.
14:44What?
14:45Aliens?
14:47What sort of goblin garbage is this? There's no such thing as aliens.
14:50Now, tell me the truth or you're going to wish you never got off your toast door.
14:55No! By the wats of Galashmail, the Enchartment will have failed!
15:00This looks sort of familiar.
15:02I love you like a spaceship.
15:06We got bounced.
15:09Bounced?
15:10Magic doesn't work against the Necrobs.
15:12Maybe it doesn't work against their ship, either.
15:15Hound's teeth!
15:17I'll have been confounded by the scientific-y sky ship.
15:21The magic cannot pass. It's walls.
15:24I'm going to get them.
15:25You!
15:26Keep your magical meddlings off my son.
15:31But...
15:32Cat's claws and monkey's paws.
15:35We must be saving the Mistress Crow.
15:38So we got bounced.
15:40Here.
15:42Maybe this was the last place on Earth the ship came.
15:46Maybe this is as close as the spell could get us.
15:50Okay.
15:51So this wizard lost the ring here.
15:53What was he doing?
15:55Raising the power of the stones.
15:56So that's what brought the aliens.
15:59What if we did the same?
16:00Brought the Necrobs to us?
16:02Like a trap?
16:03Even if I knew how.
16:05I'm out of spells until the next sunrise.
16:07I can't do anything.
16:10But I can.
16:11I'll be raising their power from here.
16:13I'll be talking with the stones.
16:16Yes, yes!
16:17Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
16:31Release her!
16:32In the extractor.
16:34As the king commands, so it is done.
16:38I hope I get your heartburn.
16:40Pillars of stone.
16:49Ancients among ancients.
16:51Be hearing me.
16:52The guardian of the Chamber of Crow.
16:56Heed my command.
16:58Be giving up your power.
17:00Ha ha ha ha ha.
17:02What was that?
17:07The stones.
17:08The magic is coming to life.
17:13You said you couldn't do anything.
17:14It's not me.
17:17My partner, we have detected a significant energy surge of targets in Vita.
17:23Dinner will have to wait.
17:25Engage the plasma droid.
17:27Take me to Earth.
17:38Come on.
17:47Come there!
17:48Look!
17:49Oh boy!
17:50A flying saucer!
17:51What happens next?
18:04Broke on business!
18:06That's the best you've got!
18:07Dad!
18:21Are you okay?
18:24I was going out of my mind.
18:26So, the halfling returns.
18:29Just in time for dinner.
18:31What have they done to you?
18:52Nothing.
18:55Yet!
18:56Let her go!
18:57Stay back, wizard.
18:58Hey, this will take you easy.
19:00Why are you here?
19:01What do you want?
19:02We have seen in your fictions how some aliens have come to your planet for slaves.
19:09Some for water or power.
19:11Or simply to destroy.
19:12We have come for magic.
19:16We feed of wizards.
19:17Of all magic!
19:19And now we are here, where it has mostly been lost and forgotten.
19:26Humans deny magic even exists, so its loss will go unnoticed.
19:33The necros shall feast!
19:36Extract the magic!
19:38As the king commands, so it is done.
19:41No!
19:41You'll kill her!
19:42I shall feast on her!
19:45Let her go!
19:47I'm warning you!
19:48And you will be next halfling!
19:51No one threatens my family!
19:53You give warning to me!
19:56You don't even have magic!
20:00But I do have an egg of brimstone.
20:04An egg!
20:05You threaten the necros with an egg!
20:08Ha ha ha ha!
20:09And you can't!
20:10Throw it down now!
20:13Aaaaaaah!
20:15Aaaaaaah!
20:16Wait, wait!
20:17No!
20:17No!
20:17No!
20:18No!
20:18No!
20:18No!
20:18No!
20:19No!
20:19No!
20:20No!
20:20No!
20:21This way!
20:21Wait!
20:22There are other wizards here!
20:23We can't leave them!
20:24Aaaaaah!
20:25Aaaaaah!
20:26Aaaaaah!
20:27Aaaaaah!
20:28Aaaaaah!
20:29Aaaaaah!
20:30Aaaaaah!
20:31Aaaaaah!
20:32Deactivate the teleport!
20:33Deactivate the teleport!
20:41What's happening?
20:42The warrior wizards aren't all done after all!
20:44Meet my grandson!
20:45My grandson!
21:03Maybe they'll hold him for a while!
21:04Or what now?
21:05This got me back last time!
21:09Only then, maybe they left it on!
21:14Your science!
21:15That was the deal!
21:16You figure this out!
21:17It's alien technology!
21:18Never thought I'd say this!
21:20But the only way we're going to get off this ship
21:22is with a shed load of magic!
21:24Aaaaaah!
21:25Aaaaaah!
21:26Aaaaaah!
21:27Aaaaaah!
21:28Aaaaaah!
21:29Aaaaaah!
21:30Aaaaaah!
21:31Aaaaaah!
21:32Aaaaaah!
21:33Aaaaaah!
21:34Aaaaaah!
21:35Aaaaaah!
21:36Aaaaaah!
21:37Aaaaaah!
21:38Aaaaaah!
21:39Aaaaaah!
21:40Aaaaaah!
21:41Aaaaaah!
21:42Aaaaaah!
21:43Aaaaaah!
21:44Aaaaaah!
21:45Aaaaaah!
21:46Aaaaaah!
21:47Aaaaaah!
21:48Aaaaaah!
21:49Aaaaaah!
21:50Aaaaaah!
21:51Aaaaaah!
21:52Aaaaaah!
21:53Aaaaaah!
21:54Aaaaaah!
21:55Aaaaaah!
21:56Aaaaaah!
21:57Aaaaaah!
21:58Aaaaaah!
21:59Aaaaaah!
22:00Aaaaaah!
22:01I told you not to come.
22:10If you came back for your gran, your mum would have been proud of you, Tom.
22:15And so am I.
22:21Look.
22:23It's no good, Benny.
22:26There's nothing we can do.
22:28Shuffle and look!
22:32The Sun!
22:46It can't be.
22:53Ships orbiting the Earth.
22:55Travelling towards a new day.
22:58Science brings you a sunrise.
23:01And it's the middle of the afternoon.
23:04We've moved around the Earth towards a new dawn.
23:07And we've got three more spells.
23:09We've got magic again.
23:10We still have to get off this ship.
23:13Get in the car.
23:15Gran.
23:16Gran.
23:17Give me your hand.
23:18You've got to help me with this.
23:19You can't do it, Douglas.
23:20You can't do it, Douglas.
23:22We've got magic again.
23:24We still have to get off this ship.
23:28Get in the car.
23:38Gran, give me your hand.
23:40You've got to help me with this.
23:42You can do it, Douglas.
23:44You can do it, Douglas.
24:00Wizards, prepare to die!
24:04Go, Douglas, go!
24:10Engage, emergency, Maria!
24:14Angela's Lieberman
24:40It's beautiful.
24:42Magical.
24:44Oh boy. Are we believing in magic yet?
25:03The wizards escaped, father.
25:07This is just the beginning.
25:10I shall have their magic.
25:14The Necro shall reach!
25:23We made it! We actually made it!
25:27What's that sickle, what?
25:30Kids, where'd they learn this slang?
25:40Maybe this will help.
25:51It's my ring of healing.
25:53Maybe it will.
25:56Blessed be the source.
26:02Come on, son.
26:03Do you think they're still up there?
26:16The Necrons?
26:18Heard what the king said.
26:20They feed on magic and there's none left anywhere else in the universe.
26:24Every magical civilization they've encountered, they've destroyed.
26:27In the entire universe, you're all that's left.
26:34But we're going to stop them, right?
26:38If they want magic, I'm going to show them just what magic can do.
26:44But this is about wizards.
26:46It's not your fight.
26:48You're my friend.
26:50That makes it my fight.
26:51Over the centuries, wizards have fought all kinds of creatures to keep the world safe.
27:02Demons, ghouls, dragons, vampires.
27:08And now we're going to war again.
27:11But this time, it's going to be different.
27:15It's wizards versus aliens.
27:19And I'm ready for them.
27:21What we need is something to track Tom Clark.
27:34Something that can't be stopped.
27:36Doesn't look like any cat to me.
27:39You never have a play at them, man.
27:41Boys!
27:42Yes, Dad!
27:44It's in the wall.
27:45What?
27:46How can it be in the wall?
27:47You're not costing spells over my mum and dad.
27:49What do we do now?
27:50Oh, no!
27:51Oh, no!
27:51Oh, no!
27:51No!
28:10Oh, no!
28:11You
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