Wizards vs Aliens - S01E01 - Dawn of the Nekross (1)
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00:00By the fire of the sun, the rage of the sea, the fury of the wind.
00:18Now, Dad.
00:19Yes, now, Mark, now.
00:23I call upon the eye of Questeroth to look on this ring of healing.
00:30And give it the power to cure.
00:37The stones.
00:42They're glowing.
00:44Oh, yes.
00:45You never forget the first time you see the power of magic.
00:48Now, be quiet.
00:50Wizardry is 10% invocation and 90% concentration.
00:55Questeroth.
00:56Come to me.
00:58Questeroth.
01:00I summon me.
01:16It's coming.
01:19The eye of Questeroth.
01:20I tend the fire at the heart.
01:24At the heart of my incantation.
01:27I hear the wind that carries my summons to thee.
01:30Oh, Questeroth.
01:32Dad?
01:33Are you...
01:34Sure.
01:35That's the eye of Questeroth.
01:37Of course.
01:37What else would it be?
01:38Oh, Questeroth.
01:39Oh, Questeroth.
01:40At the heart of my incantation.
01:43It grants us your...
01:44It looks like a spaceship.
01:45It looks like a spaceship.
01:45What do you mean a spaceship?
01:47An alien spaceship.
01:48Don't be ridiculous.
01:49There's no such thing as aliens.
01:51Try telling them that.
01:53For the last time, there are no...
01:54It's impossible!
02:13Earthlings, welcome to the starship Sorantulas.
02:20What do you want?
02:23Magic.
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03:13Make it count, Tom! We need to go!
03:21Keep going!
03:43Oh, mate, that was magic!
03:47Well, that's me, innit?
04:13You know the rule. No spells outside home.
04:20Dad, we got through to the final.
04:22By using magic. It wasn't fair.
04:24I just gave it a nudge!
04:26Was there a wizard on the other team?
04:29No, of course not.
04:30So it was unfair. You cheated.
04:36You have to be more careful, son.
04:38Magic isn't for cheating at football or for doing your chores around the house.
04:43Well, that's fine, coming from an unenchanted with no magic.
04:48What have you been up to, Tom?
04:50I used a spell to help score a gold.
04:53It got us through to the cut final, Gran.
04:55The point is, what happens if someone sees, Tom?
04:58They find out what you are.
04:59So what's the point of magic if you can't even have a laugh at it?
05:02That's a very good question.
05:04The trick is to be careful where you have the fun.
05:06And what's happened to the bottle owner?
05:08Unenchanted.
05:10You're so helpless.
05:12Must find one.
05:14Da!
05:15Oh!
05:16Oh!
05:17Oops!
05:18I think I have things I should be doing in the chamber.
05:21Hmm.
05:22Hmm.
05:23Hmm.
05:24Hmm.
05:25Hmm.
05:26I think I have things I should be doing in the chamber.
05:56No, Gran. We're all here.
06:06It's only polite to check, Thomas.
06:16Chamber of Crow, open to me.
06:20Reveal yourself on the knock of three.
06:25Maybe I can come help with whatever you've got to do down there.
06:37You're a long way off ready for the Chamber of Mysteries, Tom.
06:39But that's where the big magic is.
06:41Maybe when you stop using magic to score goals, you'll be responsible enough for what's in
06:45there.
06:46One day, Tom.
06:55Maintaining geostationally orbit behind Earth's moon.
07:07It is a pitiful rock that will hide our presence from the humans.
07:13What have you done with my son?
07:19The wizard cries for its offspring like a Lugovian sea cow.
07:24Wizards are seldom physically impressive, but they have magic.
07:29The wizard cries for its offspring like a Lugovian sea cow.
07:41Struggle all you wish, wizard.
07:43It will add spice to the nourishment.
07:49Extract the magic.
07:52As the king commands, so it is done.
08:20The wizard is drained.
08:40What have you monsters done to me?
08:41Is our father satisfied?
08:42The magic is good.
08:47We will find every wizard on this planet and the Nekros shall feast.
09:08Grrrrrrrrrr.
09:12Qua-a-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
09:16It is my father.
09:29Tom, you've done your homework.
09:49All done, Dad.
09:59And remember, Burnt Hill Stone Circle is a heritage monument.
10:11It is neither a climbing frame nor a Neolithic football.
10:16Nah, it's just a bunch of grummy old rocks.
10:19It's better than being stuck in a class all day.
10:22Actually, the Stone Circle is a Neolithic observatory.
10:25The Stones are all positioned to line up with specific stars at particular dates.
10:31Look, I've got a really great app for it.
10:34Look at the starscape you get from here.
10:37It's brilliant.
10:38You don't need the stars to tell your future, Benzoid.
10:40You're going to spend ages hunting for your phone in those bushes.
10:45Hey!
10:46Look, don't tease him.
10:50Now, geek off, Benny.
10:53Actually, this is astronomy.
10:56That's science.
10:57Not astrology.
10:58This way.
11:00And I want detailed notes.
11:03Hurry up, Benny.
11:04Miss Webster would be lonely without her little pet.
11:08Anyway, I thought standing stones were put up by Druids.
11:11People like that.
11:12Magical ceremonies.
11:14I mean, an observatory.
11:17Come on.
11:18How boring is that?
11:20But magic.
11:21Now, that's a call.
11:23You think so?
11:23Yeah, of course it is.
11:25Magic's a load of old Hogwarts.
11:27Are you still here?
11:29I'm talking about science, Katie.
11:31Which, in case you missed chemistry this week, is real.
11:34Couldn't miss it, Benny.
11:35You nearly blew up the class.
11:37Again.
11:37Tom, you all right?
11:58Something happened to me.
12:01What are you talking about?
12:07What's going on?
12:09You just went a bit weird.
12:12Wait, you said something happened to him.
12:13I mean, in the past, I bet.
12:20Yeah, like human sacrifice.
12:23Knew there was a reason we bought Benny.
12:24Ha ha.
12:26Very funny.
12:27You four, are you waiting for the stones to come to you?
12:30Miss, what do I do now to hear again?
12:36Now, the purpose of the stone circle, like Stonehenge, is unclear.
12:43There have been many theories over the years, but nobody really knows why the stone circle...
12:46See?
12:47They don't know what it is.
12:50Okay.
12:51Well, some people say they're landing pads for alien spacecraft.
12:54How's that for an explanation?
12:57There's no such thing as aliens.
12:58I've won measurements and sketches in teams of two.
13:06Okay?
13:06Off you go.
13:09Come on, let's get on with it.
13:11Yeah, yeah.
13:12Yeah, if I won't get it, it's like a problem.
13:15Stone circle.
13:21Looks like we're a team.
13:23So no messing about.
13:24Just because you don't care about your grades doesn't mean I have to miss out.
13:27But being stuck with you is so lame.
13:31Don't worry about it.
13:34I can't want anyone to think we're mates.
13:36No way.
13:37Scalers indicate a peak of magical energy levels of target zone beta.
13:50Wow.
13:50Look at that.
14:00It was in the grass.
14:02What happened?
14:03It just stopped.
14:05We have lost the trace.
14:06But investigate this reading as the king commands.
14:12So it is done.
14:14But father, I found the magic.
14:15But birth is my firstborn.
14:18He will be king and you, Lexi, will not.
14:23It's just a piece of junk.
14:28No.
14:28This is freaky.
14:30It was glowing.
14:31Trick of the light.
14:32Just chuck it.
14:35Hello?
14:37Hang on.
14:38No, it's very windy.
14:39Hang on.
14:39I have locked onto a radio microwave transmission, father.
14:49Dispatch the whole lot.
14:55I'll pick up another sink plunger on the way home.
14:58Honestly, how many sink plungers can one person lose?
15:03Sorry, I can't hear you.
15:05Speak up.
15:06No.
15:07The human has been acquired.
15:14Engaging invisibility mode?
15:21Initiate Gulag's control system.
15:32Look to the left.
15:37Look to the right.
15:46They have control.
15:52What sort of metal is that?
15:54Tim?
15:56Come on, give it back.
15:57I thought you said it was junk.
16:00Yeah, but I found it.
16:01I found it.
16:01I found it.
16:01I found it.
16:03I found it.
16:05These humans are disgusting.
16:12They smell of sweat and meat.
16:14Concentrate.
16:15Continue your scan.
16:17I want to take it back to the lab.
16:19I can run some tests.
16:20Tests?
16:21What sort of tests?
16:22I can get in there after school.
16:24Come if you want.
16:25I've got football.
16:27Up to you.
16:32Miss.
16:33Finished.
16:34Finished?
16:35Yeah, should we head off back to school?
16:38School.
16:40Are you all right, miss?
16:43Yes.
16:45School.
16:45A sensible strategy.
16:49Everyone back to school.
16:53Once you're done experimenting, you are going to give that back to me, right?
16:57You said it was junk.
16:58Yes.
17:11Oh, my gosh.
17:13I know.
17:14Oh, Tom, I'm sprinkling in the chamber.
17:38I don't think it's been done in 500 years.
17:41Gran, listen, I found a ring charged with magic.
17:45Oh.
18:02Well, this isn't good.
18:03A wizard losing a magic ring,
18:05then another one giving it to an enchanter.
18:07I didn't give it to him!
18:08I'll be there in a jiffy.
18:10What? No! I didn't mean to...
18:12Miss, I...
18:34I wasn't going to blow anything up.
18:37This time.
18:38Honest.
18:39Give it to me.
18:42Miss?
18:43The energy source.
18:45What? You mean this?
18:47How is that happening?
18:53I am your superior.
18:56You will do as I say.
19:00Hand it to me,
19:02halfling.
19:03Halfling?
19:04No, brother.
19:05Humans address their halflings as children.
19:11Give it to me.
19:12Children.
19:15Children?
19:17Are you okay, miss?
19:19Give it to me.
19:21Or be disintegrated.
19:25Fool-ups to full attack mode.
19:27Oh, boy.
19:40What's coming after you?
20:00Miss Webster.
20:01She's been taken over by aliens.
20:03Penny, what are you...
20:04They've turned her into some sort of alien cyborg slave.
20:09Look, just give me Doreen.
20:11That's what she's after.
20:19Do not let them escape, Bart.
20:21The halflings are irrelevant.
20:23I will destroy them.
20:24I told you.
20:35She's an alien cyborg slave.
20:36There's no such thing as aliens.
20:39That thing in her back is controlling her.
20:41And firing lasers.
20:43No way is that Earth technology.
20:45And what about this?
20:46It can all remember.
20:47And that's what she's after.
20:49I bet this is alien too.
20:50Look, I keep telling you.
20:52Listen, this isn't from outer space.
20:54You're one of them.
20:55You're an alien too.
21:02In a trap.
21:03I'm gonna die.
21:17I don't know what I'm in.
21:22I tried.
21:24I tried.
21:24I tried.
21:25I tried.
21:26I tried.
21:27I tried.
21:28I tried.
21:29I tried.
21:30I tried.
21:42Another wizard?
21:44Magic.
21:45I must have it.
21:48The Negros shall feast.
21:50As the king commands, so it is done.
21:54This is no work for a Fu-lox.
21:56What did you just do?
22:10Benny, don't be scared
22:11I'm not scared, but I've known you since you're seven
22:13How did you do what I just saw?
22:15Forget what you just saw
22:16Forget it
22:17How did you do that?
22:26It was magic, Benny
22:28I'm a wizard
22:31You've got to be an alien
22:35No way would anyone but an alien think I'll fall for something like that
22:38A wizard
22:40Yeah, right
22:41Yeah, right
22:42There is no such thing as magic
22:44Okay, it's better you don't believe me, but I'm not from another planet
22:48No
22:49That would be me
22:51No, that is definitely an alien
22:54We are the Nekros
22:56From the planet Necron
22:59In the Corbel Galaxy
23:01You really are?
23:04You're an alien
23:05And we have come for magic
23:07Well, you can have this on me
23:09Abashenta
23:10And?
23:16Wait, I've used my spells
23:18We only get three spells sunrise to sunrise
23:21What kind of cop-price wizard are you?
23:23A tasty one
23:24And quite defenceless
23:27I'm going to devour you, wizard
23:31No one threatens my grandson
23:33Grand, no, it's an alien
23:35Don't be ridiculous
23:36There are no such things as aliens
23:37Uh, maybe you should take a closer look
23:39You are the aliens to us
23:41And you disgust me
23:43Whatever you are
23:44I have the blood of warrior wizard in my veins
23:47So she's like Gandalfine or someone
23:49Oh, exactly
23:50I'm Ursula
23:53Seventh daughter of a seventh daughter of the magical line of Crow
23:56My family have slain demons and destroyed armies of the nether side
24:00Whatever world you come from
24:02Beware
24:03More magic
24:04I shall take you both
24:06I shall take you both
24:06What?
24:11She beamed them up
24:12What?
24:13What happened?
24:15Where are we?
24:18I think we're in space
24:24Isn't it wonderful?
24:31Earth looks so small
24:35So far away
24:38Say goodbye to it, wizards
24:40Bow, wizards, before the necros king
24:55I'm not bowing
24:56Let's go
24:58You defy me, wizard
25:01I, who have destroyed the stars
25:04Maybe you shouldn't upset him, Tom
25:07If you're so important
25:10Why don't you show your face?
25:13Oh
25:13You would look upon the face of the king
25:18Behold, the king
25:20Hail, the light of the background
25:27I will devour you
25:39And all of your kind, wizard blood
25:43The necros shall feast
25:47Stop or die, earthlings
25:56Don't threaten my grandson
25:57I'm going back
25:59I'm going to save one
26:01Chamber of Clown
26:02Open to me
26:04But what about the bloodline?
26:06The warrior wizards are gone
26:08And by the way
26:08I'm not supposed to do this
26:10What is that?
26:12What?
26:13The king is hungry
26:15I hope I get your heartburn
26:17What is that?
26:19What happens next?
26:23Cross our fingers?
26:23That's the best she's done