- 13/06/2025
The Jeremy Kyle Show - The Ultimate Love Triangle Compilation 2015
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00:22Chris who's now with shiny 24 hours after he was kicked out
00:26who was with shiny and they were best friends is next on the Jeremy Kyle show
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00:50Just yeah, he's gonna be the next security guard
00:56Park your ass with you
00:58brilliant that was your ex-best mate what are you doing going having sex with your ex-best mate bird
01:0324 hours after he did one isn't that the ultimate betrayal just out of interest
01:08What?
01:09They... they weren't even together on the 23rd.
01:13Yes, we were.
01:14I don't care if they split up on the 23rd.
01:17Really?
01:18Yes, really.
01:19Because she called the coppers just because I knew Christmas tree over.
01:23So she waits police time, she waits ambulances time because she's a hypochondriac.
01:29Why did you push the Christmas tree over?
01:32It's by accident.
01:33I was getting something and knocked it by accident.
01:35Really?
01:36That was your mate?
01:38Yeah, it was.
01:39Why would you sleep with his ex?
01:41Look at me.
01:42That is betrayal by anybody's standards.
01:45I didn't sleep with...
01:46...Shanie when she was with him.
01:49No, but a couple of days later!
01:51Wait...
01:52When she wants me to do a lie setter, which you full well know that I would not sleep with Shaney while she was with you.
01:57So you're saying...
01:58You're lying.
01:59I was up in Q's.
02:02You spoke.
02:03You idiot.
02:04Yeah.
02:05And guess what?
02:06She was not there as well.
02:07She was not there.
02:08Because she knows where you live.
02:09I don't care where she wants.
02:10I don't care if you were there.
02:11Shut up.
02:12Do you understand that you crossed a line by having sex or ending up with the woman who your ex best friend was very close to?
02:20Were you having sex with...
02:21They fell out.
02:22Patently.
02:23Were you having sex with Shaney before they split up?
02:26No.
02:27Can the baby, or rather her pregnancy, can you be the father?
02:31She...
02:32Can you be the father?
02:33She...
02:34She got pregnant on Christmas Eve.
02:36Wrong.
02:37Really?
02:38Wrong.
02:39Because at the hospital...
02:40Jody's on Christmas Eve!
02:42But one thing!
02:43But one thing!
02:44Christmas Eve is only four weeks away.
02:46The midwife...
02:47The midwife said the baby is bigger than usual.
02:49Yeah.
02:50You're saying that the baby...
02:51Yeah.
02:52That you created it the first night you were together?
02:54The first night.
02:56LAUGHTER
02:57You...
02:58You say, I believe that this guy and she were doing the dirty behind my back.
03:04Yeah.
03:05I don't want a back.
03:06No.
03:07He's crossed a line.
03:08But I want to know the truth.
03:09Yeah.
03:10Definitely.
03:11You didn't sleep with Shaney behind his back?
03:12No.
03:13I don't...
03:14Sorry?
03:15He did.
03:16Because I got proof.
03:17Who's from that, eh?
03:18Who's from?
03:19Because I saw her coming out of your place in Qstoke.
03:21Yeah.
03:22So explain that.
03:23On the 17th!
03:24On the 17th!
03:25Let me get it!
03:26Yes!
03:27Explain that!
03:28She was up in Qstake with her mate and she popped in to see me!
03:30What mate?
03:31What?
03:32The one who she'd probably be...
03:34As well.
03:35She's been sleeping with women as well.
03:38Yeah, she's bi, didn't she tell you?
03:40Well...
03:41I haven't spoken to her yet.
03:42Well...
03:43Is she bisexual?
03:44She was.
03:45That's her business, isn't it?
03:46What?
03:47You cannot...
03:48There's a person who's an ex-alcoholic!
03:50Sorry, hold on a minute.
03:51Hold on a minute.
03:52Hold on a minute.
03:53Did you just say she used to be bisexual?
03:54Yeah.
03:55What, until she met you and you were like...
03:56Yeah.
03:57Yeah.
03:58Yeah.
03:59You've turned her off women?
04:00Yeah.
04:01Does happen.
04:02He says people can change.
04:04You used to be an alcoholic.
04:05Yeah.
04:06Yeah.
04:07Fifteen years ago.
04:08I haven't touched drink since.
04:10But you think she's still bisexual?
04:12Yeah.
04:13Do you think that he's the father of the...
04:14Maybe he's just jealous.
04:15Maybe he doesn't...
04:16Is that...
04:17He's paranoid.
04:18Paranoid.
04:19Paranoid.
04:20Whatever.
04:21So as ever the questions that were asked of Chris,
04:22the answers that he gave,
04:23and whether indeed he was telling the truth or not,
04:25we asked Chris,
04:26before Christmas Eve,
04:27that's the 24th,
04:29stay with me.
04:30Did you passionately kiss Shaney?
04:32You said no.
04:33Why did you say no?
04:34That's the truth.
04:35Well, blow me down.
04:36You're a liar, me old son.
04:40Huh?
04:41Did you have sexual contact with Shaney?
04:42We asked Chris.
04:43He said no.
04:44This test says you lied on that question as well.
04:46In fact,
04:47for your information, Andy,
04:48he lied on every question,
04:49which means...
04:50He did have sex.
04:51You!
04:53Who are you?
04:54Who are you?
04:55What?
04:56Why are you going?
04:57You're going in.
04:58No, who are...
05:01Ooh!
05:02No.
05:03Oh...
05:04Oh...
05:05Oh...
05:06Oh!
05:09What's the...
05:10What's the...
05:11Oh...
05:14So both blokes...
05:16LAUGHTER
05:23I don't even know what's going on, anyway.
05:26Now, listen, I read this this morning, and I know you're not going to like what I'm going to say,
05:29but last time on this show, you fell the lie detector, which you now say that's right.
05:33Let's get to the point.
05:35You left here having got with your ex-best friend's girlfriend.
05:39She was pregnant. Yeah.
05:41Now, sadly and shockingly, she lost the baby, but at the hospital, she dumped you.
05:45She dumped you? Yeah.
05:47Well, that's you getting your just desserts, mate, isn't it?
05:50But he turned up with his dad, and she left me in tears at the hospital.
05:55I'm not having a go at you, mate, but I'm saying that people will watch this and go,
05:59you did to Andy what has now happened to you.
06:02Is that not? If we're being honest, doesn't that tell you everything you need to know about this woman?
06:08Yeah. Oh, God, there she is. She's back with him. Look at the smug look on his chops.
06:12I'm a better man than him.
06:15Really?
06:16So, why are you here?
06:18Because she sat around in public and said that she slept with Andy.
06:22Do you want her back? No.
06:23Then why are you here? Why didn't you just let them run away?
06:26And then she sat around and said that she didn't.
06:29She needs to understand to stop playing with people's emotions and that.
06:35But you played with her and ruined his emotions, and now he's like the cat that's got the cream.
06:40What I'm trying to say to both of you is, her, that woman there, she's the co-
06:44No. Whatever. Whatever.
06:46She's the cause of all of this.
06:48And until one or two of you go, do you know what, love?
06:50I'd rather be on mine in solitary confinement with a potato than spend my life with you.
06:54Then Andy's back on the Jeremy car show that way.
06:56He wasn't there for her, right? At the hospital. She needed you. Where were you? You were not there for her. What did you do? Hang on.
07:10You text me. Oh, I'm crying. I need a chat. No. No.
07:14You should have been there, showed your affection to her. Hang on. Hang on.
07:18And you should have been there for her if you loved her. Hang on. What?
07:22What? When she walked straight off past me, didn't even check she if I was okay? Because you walked out the room.
07:28Yeah? You do not walk out the room. You love someone who has news like that.
07:32I've got my girl and my home. She shows you, sir.
07:34Hello, Parisian. Welcome back. I've got my- Be quiet. I've got my girl and my flat back. You're like the cat that got the cream.
07:41But you know she's a conniving, lying cheat. Why would you be with her?
07:45Because I love her. Well, she doesn't love you because she had sex with him.
07:49That's in the past. Walk her under the bridge.
07:51So you- Me and her are together and we're staying together.
07:54You're happy?
07:55Yes. I am happy.
07:56Who's that shouted out there?
07:58That's my best mate slash speedy brother-in-law.
08:01Has he slept with her?
08:02No.
08:05She's got some standards. Right. Now, I loved getting revenge. The best man won.
08:10Yeah.
08:11Why can't you both accept- Shut up! Don't even know who you are.
08:15Why don't you just accept that this woman has played you both like a couple of idiots
08:19and will continue to play you until you work out that this-
08:22Shut up!
08:25Shut up!
08:26Make me, Andy.
08:27I've absolutely no idea who you are. So, with the greatest respect, be quiet.
08:31No.
08:32Thank-
08:33Shut up and be quiet.
08:34Both fighting over this woman. Right? So, I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going
08:38to do this a little bit differently. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down!
08:49Sit down.
08:51There.
08:55Before the test, Shaney- How do I say it?
08:58Shaney.
08:59Before the test, Shaney admitted she'd had sex with Andy three times whilst in a relationship
09:03with Chris. Because she admitted it, we didn't bother to do the lie detector.
09:07So, you- From now on, I want to bake you out of my life.
09:10Where is she run?
09:11You run after her.
09:12Oh, stop! Stop getting out of me!
09:15What do you mean?
09:20She shot off like Roadrunner!
09:23Chris?
09:24Oh, my God. Really?
09:25What the hell is eating her?
09:27Sorry, why did you run off?
09:29Flowers.
09:30You slept with him. You slept with everybody. What have you got behind your back?
09:34I'm going to go- Oh, my God.
09:35I'm actually slept behind my back, anyway.
09:36What are you throwing more than you deserve, you donut?
09:38Because you should have seen her for what she is. All of you should- What the hell?
09:41Well, I did actually tell you we're in an argument, if you remember what it means.
09:44And then a few days later, you texted me saying you didn't to try and wind me up.
09:49Mate, mate, mate, mate, mate, mate, she ate one.
09:51I'm trying to get anger out, that's why.
09:53You shouldn't say that in the first place you've done.
09:55Yeah?
09:56I'm going to hit you.
09:57I'm sorry, could you please explain? You two, this is ridiculous.
10:00Right.
10:01You know how much I love you.
10:02Oh, my God, I need to be sick.
10:04You know how much I've been there for you.
10:06Well, I'm not doing this.
10:08Erm, you know I want to spend most of my life.
10:11Are you, just go away, why would it matter to you?
10:18Because he's from me.
10:19Oh, my God!
10:20Oh, God!
10:21Get out!
10:22I've got to get some fresh air!
10:24Oh, my God!
10:25Oh, shut up, chimpanzee!
10:30So you're getting married? Hold on.
10:33What are you trying to do now?
10:35You've just got engaged.
10:36Why don't you go and put right on and behave like a virgin?
10:38Everything will be fine.
10:39Are you getting married in church?
10:43What's it got to do with you, anyway?
10:45You're not invited.
10:47One of the most upsetting things that's ever been said.
10:50Can you be quiet, please?
10:51You might get an offer as a page boy.
10:53Can I make a suggestion, right?
10:57You have done, all of you, what you've done.
11:01Maybe you should just draw a line in the sand.
11:03If you two can be together and happy, brilliant.
11:06But, darling, with the greatest of respect,
11:08if you were a bloke...
11:10Well, I told Chris that...
11:11Stop sleeping around.
11:13I told Chris that I loved him and I loved Andy.
11:15I can't love two people at once, so I chose Andy.
11:18Andy, you used to be a decent bloke.
11:21Andy, can I say something?
11:22We always have been a decent bloke.
11:23Can I say something to you?
11:24Yeah, I think you are, but I'll tell you something.
11:25Sometimes, when you love somebody, you get blinded.
11:27I hope...
11:28Be quiet, Sam.
11:29You're like an annoying little Rottweiler.
11:31Shaney, who seems to have been everywhere...
11:33Yes, he has.
11:34We last...pardon?
11:35He has, but he's got a really bad reputation.
11:37Yes, well...
11:38Excuse me?
11:39Oh, God.
11:40Shut your mouth, you silly cow!
11:42It's a good start.
11:43Anyway, so Shaney, when she left here last time, we saw her being...
11:46Well, proposed to...
11:47Well, she's back with him now.
11:49Anyway, she was being proposed to by Andy, yes?
11:52Yes.
11:53On the...
11:54There was the flowers and the ring, and I had to go outside some fresh air.
11:56Literally a week.
11:57A week passes by.
11:59She's dumped Andy.
12:01Now she's back with Chris, right?
12:03They're all loved up.
12:04Only even a week!
12:05Oh, be quiet while I try and get my own old head round it.
12:08No!
12:09And you, who used to be married to Chris, who's now back with Shaney...
12:11Yeah.
12:12...have shacked up with Andy!
12:14So you've all had sex with each other!
12:16Yes.
12:17What was your relationship like with Chris?
12:19It was basically horrible.
12:21I was always...
12:22He was always, um...
12:23Um...
12:24Violent to me.
12:25But this is a really...
12:26Why are you all around?
12:27Oh, God.
12:28Big...
12:29Oh, God.
12:30Basically...
12:31Biggest mistake of my life marrying Chris.
12:32Could you lose the picture?
12:33Because I don't even know anybody.
12:34Just...
12:35Thank you for...
12:36Shut up.
12:37I had to...
12:38I had to force him to wash.
12:40Yes.
12:41I basically had to tell him to have a bath every day.
12:44Or shower every day.
12:45You told my team he ref...
12:47Will you shut up?
12:48No!
12:49What will you have your say in a minute?
12:51You said he had...
12:52This guy wouldn't let me dress in anything nice.
12:54It was all control.
12:55What sort of violence?
12:56Um...
12:57Basically...
12:58Um...
12:59On one occasion he knocked my front tooth out.
13:01Um...
13:02Four months before we got married.
13:03Um...
13:04Why would you marry a man and knocks your front tooth out?
13:06Because obviously I was stupid.
13:07Obviously I loved him at the time.
13:09He walked out a week after our wedding...
13:11I can't even say it.
13:12Wedding and threw the ring in my face.
13:13He left for Shaney.
13:14He left for...
13:15He left me for Shaney.
13:16This is a...
13:17This is a corker.
13:18Your ex-husband who was abusive and dirty and had to be forced to wash
13:21is now with Shaney.
13:22And you're now with...
13:23With Shaney's ex, Andy.
13:24Yes.
13:25Some people would say that this is to get back at them.
13:27You say absolutely not.
13:28No.
13:29We're doing a lie detector today.
13:30Brilliant.
13:31Uh...
13:32Because you get a lot of harassment.
13:33But you're doing a lie detector today because there's a little part of you that...
13:37Um...
13:39Sorry.
13:40That Shaney sneaks into the reception on your wedding day and gave your asperd one.
13:45I had, um...
13:46Basically I had a Facebook message the other day telling me that Shaney was at our wedding reception.
13:52Um...
13:53Um...
13:54Where was she?
13:55Under the table?
13:56No, she was in...
13:57Basically when me and Chris were getting married, she was also like in the...
13:59Like the seat saucy watching us get married.
14:00Right.
14:01Um...
14:02Apparently she was carrying Chris's baby at the time.
14:04Even though she wasn't married!
14:05What?
14:06What?
14:07What?
14:08What?
14:09Uh...
14:10You're with Andy.
14:11She's with Chris.
14:12You were married to Chris and she was with Andy.
14:13You don't want to be with Chris.
14:14You want to be with Andy.
14:15Yeah.
14:16They're giving you a lot of grief.
14:17You're doing a lie detector because you believe that Shaney went in to the...
14:20She's doing one.
14:21She went in to the wedding and tried it on with your husband.
14:23Today is what?
14:24The end of this.
14:25You're happy with Andy.
14:26Yeah.
14:27Basically I just want to tell him to leave me and Andy alone.
14:28One thing that strikes me about this whole thing is...
14:31I mean...
14:32How long were you married to Chris for?
14:33Um...
14:34He was married a week.
14:35Until he's when he left me.
14:36He left me...
14:37He left you after a week?
14:38He left me, yeah.
14:39It's quite long by the Jeremy Kyle's standards.
14:41Shaney's on the way.
14:42She's on crutches.
14:43She's quite slow.
14:44But this is the woman who used to be with the man you're with and is now with the man
14:48that you were married to.
14:49So she's had everybody except for me and that's why I'm getting off the stage.
14:52Shaney's next on the Jeremy Kyle show.
14:54Do you want to start?
14:55Do you?
14:56Well, do you.
14:57Why don't you just leave us alone?
14:58I haven't even done nothing.
14:59You've been messaging Andy.
15:00Saying what?
15:01Asking him basically causing...
15:02Leave my missus alone and start threatening now.
15:03It's only been weather a week.
15:04No way.
15:05I haven't said nothing.
15:06I've seen all the messages.
15:07Who are you?
15:08What?
15:09I'm threatening me.
15:10I'm threatening me on Facebook.
15:11Did I ask you to speak?
15:12Well, then shut up.
15:13I'm confused enough.
15:14Tough.
15:15Well, obviously threatening people that I can't even mention.
15:17What did she say?
15:18I'm not learning.
15:19Shut up.
15:20I don't want two conversations.
15:21I'll ask you to speak when I'm ready.
15:22Button it or you'll go.
15:23Simple.
15:24What message did me?
15:25So, can I just jump in?
15:26You're a bit rich, aren't you?
15:27There you were last time, crying your eyes out with a bunch of cheap flowers and a ring.
15:28What's the matter with you, woman?
15:29Can you not stick anything longer than a couple of days?
15:31I don't know.
15:32I don't know.
15:33I can't even mention.
15:33I can't even mention...
15:34I can't even mention.
15:35Tough.
15:36Well, I'm threatening me on Facebook.
15:37Well, then shut up.
15:38I'm confused enough.
15:39Tough.
15:40Well, obviously threatening people that I can't even mention.
15:42What did she say?
15:43What did she say?
15:44I'm not learning...
15:45Sure.
15:46I slag my brother from a box.
15:47I don't want two conversations.
15:48I'll ask you to speak when I'm ready.
15:49in a ring what's the matter with you woman cannot stick anything longer than a couple of days
15:53i thought you were marrying him no i seen you yesterday
15:58it wasn't even all corrective yeah so you're a hypochondriac you just do lallying in your head
16:02yeah you're just lallying anyway do you what lallying lallying actually not whatever
16:07do lallying about the fact that you call me a prostitute
16:20tory that again okay you andy go back in the know sorry she don't do that you you you you get
16:28up you get off this stage right now you go and you you ever do that again and you can take your
16:32backside and disappear out of my life um on the last show in fact move to one side stephen on the
16:42last show you andy proposed in quite romantic fashion to you shenny let's remind ourselves of that
16:49wonderful moment in the history of the jeremy carl show let's just let's just play that clip
17:04you don't look very happy when he was asking you look less happy now two days after that
17:08what's two days will in 48 hours it's quite a long time uh you left andy and you're now back in the
17:14arms of chris that's true and chris is the man you want to be with from absolutely nowhere chris's
17:20ex kim is there with andy which some people might think was done to spite them but you say we've
17:25always had effect when we were asking it anyway they are you're together yeah when you chris married
17:30you kim all those years ago there's been this accusation that you the one who's in the middle of
17:36it all turned up and something happens you spent well a few months and weeks and days telling us that
17:40nothing happened you just admitted you went to the reception for five minutes you've done a lie
17:45detector to say nothing happened i'll pass i'm happy with her you get on with him and we can all go in
17:51separate directions is that right let's do those all important lie detector results then that'll be
17:55lovely thank you william two hours two days merits
18:01we asked chris on the day you on the day you married kim did you passionately kiss shenny you said no
18:08you're laughing now you failed every single question you had sex with her you had sex with her on your
18:25wedding day yeah no really yeah why do you fail oh hello i don't know what
18:33you're going to give each other you're going to give me the divorce and leave us alone hang on i've
18:38asked you so many times could i uh could i find something out could i say something could i say
18:43something this lying duplicitous woman you told my you told my producer something did happen didn't you
18:52wait don't say a word you told my producer something did happen didn't you didn't you
18:58yes you are you are the biggest liar that has ever been on this stage and do you know what you should
19:06do you should run for the hills because you are an absolute you can't even spell the word truth you
19:12are absolutely bad you are disgusting and you know what's going to happen to you he'll leave you
19:17he'll leave you because nobody will be able to you what you are absolutely the reason you are dreadful
19:22sit down sit down sit down what does the future hold for you two go away what does the future hold for
19:31you two just obviously we'll just want to like be happy and be happy settle down and just get on
19:37with our lives together good in fact they're mostly like causing hassle or friends who do surely is
19:42avoid i'll shut your mouth i'm done with these people can you seriously take them out of the
19:49you didn't try and send you a gunner for me and shady deny it yeah i did because basically
19:55basically i'm sick and tired of you not causing
20:03you give the impression you give a damn go and have a knife with her and don't give a damn
20:15you are gonna have the biggest rude awakening in your life you can't trust her listen because now
20:20would be a good now would be a good time to run away from her because she wouldn't be able to get
20:24after you with them crutches right where have they gone now right they're they're gonna be happy for
20:28about two days william they'll probably get married try for a family and split up by tuesday right where have
20:32these two gone you two all right yes funya listen the only advice i would give you is this to just
20:41to just seriously just leave these people alone the four of you do not need to do it and if you keep
20:47running after her she'll think you give a damn do you understand i don't i care about kim and i'm
20:53gonna show you oh my god no no no no i'm not i'm sorry i'm not with you right and you know how much i love
21:04you yeah all right i want to marry you all right i want to spend our whole life together till death to us
21:14pet will you marry me yes i'm oh my god
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