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The Jeremy Kyle Show - 26th February 2018
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00:10On today's show, you describe him as a druggie criminal, a youthful father.
00:16Let's call him Bonehead, because he's a bonehead.
00:20When you come out here, you're going to get us racking the mafia.
00:23He says you're a complete liar. He walked in and found you on top of his girlfriend and you cheated on her behind his back.
00:44Anna's your ex-partner. How long were you with her? Two years. When did you split up? About seven months ago.
00:49She was lazy, she never showered and she spelt a fish.
00:53Hannah is obsessed with my Jason. She's a stalker.
00:58You cheated me nine times. You got me to see my family. You got me to see my friends.
01:02You got me to see my friends. You got me to see my life.
01:04You got me to see my life.
01:23Hello, my friends. Good morning and a big, big welcome to the show.
01:28Right, my first guest today, Curtis, says that ever since he started a relationship, check this,
01:32with his ex-best mates, Dan's missus, Dan has given them nothing but hell.
01:37Hmm, there's a surprise.
01:38Curtis says that Dan has even gone as low as to say that his two-week-old son isn't his and wished him dead.
01:42And today he wants to put an end to it.
01:44There's a low to this story.
01:45Curtis is on the Jeremy Carr show that way.
01:47Curtis in the sneakers. How are you, son?
01:59I'm all right, mate. Yourself?
02:00Yeah, not bad for a balding 52-year-old.
02:02In a relationship with Lisa, this is really interesting.
02:05Lisa used to be your ex-best friend, Dan's...
02:08No, not ex-best friend.
02:10Never in my life would I call that scumbag a best friend.
02:13He was a friend, though, wasn't he?
02:18Yeah, I thought he was.
02:19And you've been with his ex for four years, you've got a two-week-old son,
02:23and this guy is making your life a misery.
02:26As low as saying, I don't even think that kid's yours
02:29because he's making out that she's basically cheated on you.
02:32Let me correct you there.
02:37He's not making my life help.
02:38I have a life of bliss.
02:40I've got a great-great missus, two great kids.
02:46The thing is, I don't want to upset you.
02:49I want to do this properly.
02:50Look at me.
02:50You describe him as a druggie criminal, a useless father.
02:53But when you knew each other, and I know you've...
02:55Spice!
02:56When you knew each other, you both used to take drugs, didn't you?
02:59Yeah.
03:00Spice.
03:00Now, I give you credit.
03:02You turned your life around.
03:03He hasn't.
03:04And that's important, right?
03:05You say he's never paid a penny for what?
03:13For the child he has with her?
03:15Anything.
03:16The only thing he's paid a penny for is drugs.
03:18He's got a seven-year-old with her that you bring up,
03:20and you've got a new baby.
03:22To all of this is to say,
03:24you start my missus, you're this, you're that.
03:26You say, I turn my life around,
03:28this guy is useless, I'm a better dad, yeah?
03:31Yeah, every day.
03:32Every day of the week.
03:33You can't father a puppy, you little idiot.
03:36Shut up!
03:37I'm going to look after you.
03:37He says, you say you're a better dad,
03:41you say you feed, dress, and give this child stability,
03:44he says he's getting custody.
03:45I'll correct you there.
03:47My missus feeds.
03:48I don't know, I...
03:49Do you know what?
03:49My missus feeds.
03:49That's it.
03:55My missus feeds, that kid.
03:57My missus clothes, that kid.
03:59Yeah?
03:59All I'm there for is father figure,
04:01because he can't be bothered.
04:03I don't know what his name is now,
04:05because I've torn me cards up.
04:06Let's call him Bonehead,
04:08because he's a...
04:09a bonehead.
04:11What are you dancing for, like...
04:13What am I dancing for?
04:15I've got an adrenaline rush,
04:16because when you come out here,
04:17you're going to get a smack in the mouth,
04:19you mouth...
04:19You can't do that, can you?
04:22I can't.
04:23Because you can't come out here...
04:24You're not...
04:25You're not...
04:26You're not...
04:26You're not...
04:27You scumbag.
04:29Look at you, look.
04:31Come suit him and boot him.
04:31Go away.
04:32Go away.
04:33New shoes?
04:34Yeah, new shoes, yeah.
04:35Are they yours?
04:35Yeah, they are, yeah.
04:36Of course you are.
04:37What, like your old ones?
04:38That's...
04:39Look.
04:39Mate, these cost more than your entire outfit.
04:41Clown, look.
04:43More than your entire outfit.
04:45Let's have a look at your little...
04:46Where's he at?
04:48Yeah, yeah.
04:49Dan, you can't even look at me.
04:50Oh, thank you.
04:51You should be looking at me.
04:53I can't tell you what I'm telling you.
04:55What are you going to do?
04:56What are you going to do?
04:58What are you going to do?
04:59What are you going to do?
05:01What are you going to do?
05:01Listen, mate.
05:03He would bang you.
05:04Oh, see, you're tired.
05:07Oh, mate.
05:10Close your...
05:10The first job, now you...
05:13Sorry, mate.
05:14Yeah.
05:16Don't you...
05:17Could you leave?
05:18What are you going to do?
05:20Get down, boy.
05:21Here, boy.
05:22Get down, boy.
05:24Get down.
05:25I tell you what, he hasn't got a microphone
05:29Oi Swampy, be quiet
05:31Well, what are you going to do?
05:37I'd knock you spark up
05:39You idiot, nobody can hear you, sit down
05:41Sorry Jeremy, but
05:43You're not going to make threats
05:45Oi, if you want, listen to me
05:47If you want, right, here's a bit of advice
05:49I respected when I read that you've changed your life
05:52Hear me out
05:53I respected that you went from drugs and nothing
05:56To have got yourself in order, got a job
05:58You're with this woman, everything's good, right?
06:00You alert yourself there
06:01You show everybody that you know better than him, all right?
06:04That's the most important thing about today
06:05Why are you here?
06:08I'm here to
06:09I'm here
06:10Uncle Jeremy, not Jamie, you numpty
06:12I am here to prove to this little scumbag
06:17And his little scumbag brother
06:18That my baby is my baby
06:20I have, I have taken on your child as my own
06:24Yeah, I have done things
06:26It weren't last year you were thanking me for doing her homework with her
06:30To shut your mouth, you little
06:32He says, he says you're a complete liar
06:36He walked in and found you on top of his girlfriend
06:39And you cheated on her
06:41Behind his back
06:42Dan's on the Jeremy Kyle show that way
06:45You take a seat
06:51Take a seat
06:52Before I put you down
06:53Take a seat
06:53Before you told me that
06:55It weren't a week ago
06:56When I battered you up my dad's house
06:59When I battered you up my dad's house
07:01Of course you did, mate
07:02Of course you did
07:03Where's the proof in that?
07:05Apart from your Facebook profile
07:06With a big walking black eye
07:08Crying your little eyes out
07:10I'm sorry, mate
07:11I'm sorry, mate
07:12I didn't mean to
07:13It weren't a week ago
07:15It's a talk show
07:15It weren't a week ago, mate
07:17That you were starting to put on dancing
07:18Oh, my Facebook's being hacked
07:21I was meant to send you a letter
07:23I've not been trolling you on Facebook
07:25And sorry, mate
07:26Dancing, dancing arrives
07:28I'll get on that if you want to dance about
07:30Yeah, mate
07:31You're as bad as funny
07:32Oi, oi, Mr. Loverman
07:34He has a right to speak
07:36Be quiet
07:36Don't say a word
07:37Stop making threats
07:38Dan welcome to the show
07:38You say
07:40That this guy
07:41Systematically
07:42Took your family away
07:43Yeah
07:44You say that this guy
07:45Has taken over your wife
07:46Your girlfriend
07:47Your missus
07:47Whatever
07:48And now
07:49Is playing God
07:50With your child's life
07:51You say
07:52The truth is
07:53This guy
07:54Is a liar
07:55He was cheating
07:57They were cheating
07:58Behind you, Matt
07:59And you don't even believe
08:01That the child
08:02That he and Lisa have
08:03Is his
08:03Because
08:04She's as bad as him
08:05Right?
08:05No, because when
08:06When Lisa went to Nottingham
08:08Curtis was babysitting
08:09My daughter
08:11A year ago
08:11Why would you
08:12Stop
08:12Where were you?
08:13I was
08:14I was at my dad's
08:15And Lisa slept
08:17Lisa slept with
08:17Drugs, Dan?
08:20No, I don't know
08:20Look at that
08:21Nash's, mate
08:22Regardless
08:24Regardless
08:26I don't take drugs
08:27When was the last time
08:27You took drugs?
08:28Yesterday
08:29God knows
08:29Yesterday
08:30What do you mean
08:30God knows?
08:31I'll do a drugs test
08:32Go on then
08:33Go on then
08:33Prove it
08:34You do one
08:35You do one
08:35You do one
08:36Mr. Cannabis smoker
08:36You do one
08:37Cannabis?
08:38Yeah, I smoke cannabis
08:39Yeah, there you go
08:39You smoke cannabis
08:40So how can you talk to me?
08:41How can I talk to you?
08:42Because I get off my
08:43Job
08:44I'll pass a drug test
08:46Mate
08:46Mate
08:47I've had
08:48More job interviews
08:49This week
08:51That you've had
08:51My daughter's
08:52Benefit
08:52Catch him in bed
08:55Hello
08:56Of course it does
08:57When I
08:58Shall I just leave?
09:01Yeah
09:01You want me to leave?
09:02Take your security
09:03Then we'll see you
09:04The real man
09:04But then you're doing
09:05The wrong thing
09:06Aren't you?
09:06But the thing is
09:07Anybody watching this
09:08Would think you've done
09:09Quite well
09:10Then you make threats
09:10And you look as bad as him
09:11Oi
09:12Did you catch him
09:13Having what's it
09:14With your wife?
09:15I did, yeah
09:15So we'll do a lie detector
09:16On that
09:17I will do a lie detector
09:18You've never seen me
09:19At the end of the day
09:20She's that much
09:20Can't respond
09:21Oh yeah
09:22Yeah
09:23You spell it
09:24Can you even trust her
09:25You spell it
09:26Behind my back
09:26That's why you have
09:27You spell it
09:28You've got so many
09:31Violent conditions
09:32Against you
09:32Convictions
09:33Oh yeah
09:33Of course
09:34How many times
09:35How many violent
09:37Your producer said to me
09:38Your producer said to me
09:3940 counts of violence
09:40On detective
09:41They refused to lie detector
09:42On chickens
09:43On chickens
09:45They didn't refuse at all
09:47Your producer said to me
09:47They refused to lie detector
09:48No they did not
09:49Nobody said that
09:5040 convictions for theft
09:52What violence
09:52What
09:53So what
09:54I'm not perfect
09:55They're chickens
09:56Are you perfect
09:56Animal cruelty
09:57As well yeah
09:59Hold on Jeremy
09:59Gambling
10:00Left him
10:00Left him
10:01Left him
10:01Left him
10:01Perfect
10:02She's almost done there
10:03Towards me
10:04Like
10:04Hold on hold on
10:07We've got to have this
10:08Because this happens
10:09Every day
10:10What did she just say
10:10I had a gambling problem
10:11I had a drink problem
10:12My name's Jeremy
10:13And I'm perfect
10:14My child
10:16He couldn't even
10:17Look after my child
10:18He killed
10:19He killed chickens
10:20Listen
10:20Listen
10:21She's talking
10:23Required
10:25Why she talks
10:26I'm telling you
10:28Let her talk
10:30Than you have
10:31In the last God knows
10:32I don't know
10:32Let her talk
10:33He doesn't have
10:34I'm going to go
10:35Let her out
10:36Probably sit down
10:37Back in a minute
10:38Jeremy you get me access
10:40And you arrange access
10:41Why would I get you access
10:42You haven't done anything
10:44You're a law breaking
10:45Love
10:45And if you were a good father
10:51You wouldn't let the kid down
10:52DNA test results
10:56Show that Curtis
10:56Curtis and Dan
11:12You're now with his ex
11:13You brought up his seven year old
11:15And a new kid
11:16You say you used to be bad
11:17You were on drugs
11:18But you changed your life
11:19You're working
11:20You're bringing up this kid
11:21You gripe about this thing
11:22Is you say he doesn't do anything
11:24He slags off your wife
11:25And he's sending these rumours
11:26Around the town
11:27That the new kid that you've got
11:29Isn't yours
11:29And slagging off your girlfriend
11:31You say
11:31It's a bit rich
11:32We were mates
11:33He's as bad as me
11:34Although he hasn't got
11:35Faulty convictions
11:36And isn't done for animal cruelty
11:38But here's the thing
11:39Apparently
11:39You caught him bouncing up
11:40And down your girlfriend
11:41Did you not see that
11:43Because you were so high
11:44You don't know what you saw
11:45But at the end of the day now
11:46Yeah
11:46She's that much
11:47Can't trust to himself
11:48So
11:48Can you
11:50Yeah
11:51Go on then
11:51Spell it
11:52I'm asking you to
11:53Spell it
11:53I can spell a lot more than you
11:54No you can't
11:55Spell it
11:55Spell it
11:56You're calling her
11:57Spell it
11:58Can't spell it
11:59Clear as day
12:00Spell
12:00You're a muppet
12:03Right
12:04Right
12:05You are
12:06M-U-P-P-E-T
12:08You're a muppet
12:09Use that
12:10I'll tell you what mate
12:11I'll tell you what
12:12Yeah
12:12How's about this
12:13Hold on
12:14The conundrum
12:15Hold on
12:15Hold on
12:16Hold on
12:18Hold on
12:18Give two from the top
12:20You want two from the
12:20A P
12:21Another P
12:23Any other letter
12:24What letter would you like
12:25E
12:25E
12:26That's two P's
12:28He got one right
12:29Any other letter
12:30T
12:31T
12:31We've got
12:31P
12:32Any other letters
12:33No
12:33At the end of the day right
12:37At the end of the day right
12:39All we're going to do is
12:40Short
12:40Get access to my daughter
12:43Leave the name on the
12:44Jeremy car
12:44Show that way
12:45The mother of your child you horrendous disgusting human being
13:06What she did to be bang out of order
13:08What?
13:08What she did to be bang out of order
13:09And what about the 40 people you committed crimes against
13:13And the 40 chicken
13:14And he didn't take one end to eat it
13:24Then you think you've got to get a full custody over my head
13:28If you stayed with me
13:31If it was that wrong why didn't you stay with me
13:33If it was that wrong why didn't you stay with me
13:35I think we used to keep you up because
13:36Can you do what you like
13:38Lisa take a seat
13:42Let me just show you
13:42Lisa
13:43I know what I know you're still in love with her aren't you
14:10Can I ask you about this
14:16I would not even talk to her with yours
14:18You couldn't talk to her with yours
14:19You don't
14:25I've been asking the producers all day to see her
14:31Can you remember what you got for a sixth birthday
14:37Five shouty shop teddies
14:38Can I get involved?
14:39Can I?
14:40It's called the Jeremy Kyle show
14:41Can I speak?
14:42Is that alright?
14:42Thanks
14:43Hear me out
14:47I want to speak to her and nobody else
14:48You've heard your posturing
14:49Did you cheat with Curtis when you were with Dan?
14:51No, no chance
14:52Second question
14:52Why are you in the slightest bit bothered about what he says?
14:56To prove to that idiot and get him out of our lap
14:57What about your child that you share with him?
15:00How long ago was it?
15:01How long have you been together?
15:02Four years
15:03In that four years has he seen the seven-year-old?
15:05A few times, that's about it
15:06But what you've given him
15:08Shut up
15:08Because he's the boss and he stops
15:09All right
15:10All right
15:11All right
15:13You promised to take her to play zone
15:15This call I've got to take it
15:16I've got to take it
15:16Oh, yeah, of course
15:17Yeah, I took it myself
15:18We've seen you in the shelter
15:20I took it myself
15:20But you've seen you in the shelter
15:22For once, mate
15:23Where this
15:24Years ago, you d***
15:25You promised to take her to play zone
15:27And you stopped swearing
15:29I don't like the word
15:29Still living in the past
15:31Still living in the past
15:33That's what you are
15:33Home, I've seen you outside McDonald
15:35Everyone's seen you outside McDonald
15:36Begging for something
15:37When was that?
15:38When was that?
15:39When was that?
15:39Once ago
15:40Why are you calling her a duck?
15:41My own sister see you in a homeless church
15:44And then sit there
15:45When was this?
15:46When was this?
15:46About four weeks ago
15:47When have I not seen you in a homeless church?
15:49Four weeks ago, I wasn't a four weeks ago
15:50Four weeks ago, I wasn't a four weeks ago
15:51I didn't know you were
15:51You were near enough in two years to me, mate
15:55I didn't mean to
15:56It weren't me
15:57I was meant to send you a letter
15:59But someone hecked my face ball
16:00Can I speak?
16:01Jeremy, you get me access
16:02And you arrange access
16:03Why would I get you access?
16:05You haven't done it
16:06You're a law-breaking
16:07And they're not even
16:08They're not even
16:09They're not even
16:12They're not even
16:13They're not even
16:14They're not even
16:15Have you got even your clothes?
16:16You school figure
16:17I bought you
16:18I bought you
16:19I bought you
16:20I bought you
16:21I bought you
16:22How much money have you paid for the child?
16:24Nothing
16:25Jack Poo
16:26Jack Poo
16:27Jack Poo
16:28Jack Poo
16:29Jack Poo
16:30Jack Poo
16:31Jack Poo
16:32Jack Poo
16:33Jack Poo
16:34Jack Poo
16:35Jack Poo
16:36Jack Poo
16:37Jack Poo
16:38Jack Poo
16:39Jack Poo
16:40Jack Poo
16:41Jack Poo
16:42Jack Poo
16:43Jack Poo
16:44Jack Poo
16:45Jack Poo
16:46To get access to my daughter, Jeremy. Why haven't you bothered in the last four years then?
16:49Because he stops it. Every time I react.
16:51He goes to court, then he's not the child's father.
16:54But if he is everything you say he is, and he's turned his life around in working,
16:57why haven't the courts or the authorities gone he shouldn't be around the kid?
17:00Because isn't the truth? You've been so off your damn face, you haven't bothered with your kids.
17:04No, I haven't. No, Jeremy.
17:05Jeremy's trigger.
17:06Jeremy's trigger.
17:07Jeremy's trigger.
17:10So you've just been taking drugs and you haven't been a good father?
17:13No, I have not been taking drugs. No, I've been doing drugs, I'll pass it.
17:15Yeah, I remember.
17:16No, I've not been the best father, no, I could be a better father, yeah.
17:18I think you should be thanking him, mate. That's what you should be.
17:20Thanking him.
17:21Never in a million years.
17:22Never in a million years.
17:23Never in a million years.
17:24Never in a million years.
17:25Through social services you had contact and failed half of that as well, didn't you, Dan?
17:29Can you not remember this? Because you wanted just me.
17:31They even have to get people to come and pick it up.
17:33I never wanted you, Dan.
17:34Yes, you did.
17:35You have to get people to come and pick it up.
17:36I'm back to a deck again.
17:37Oh, I never wanted you.
17:38Because you just wanted to see me because you wanted to see me outside of contact.
17:40No, no, no.
17:41You were half an hour early.
17:42Never turned up, did you, Dan?
17:43Never turned up.
17:44My boy.
17:45My boy.
17:46Do you see him there?
17:47Half cast, is he?
17:48It was a bit yellow jointed because it was early, Dan.
17:50Not half cast, mate.
17:51And he's still more the man you are.
17:52He's not my kid, mate.
17:53He's not my kid.
17:54I don't give a shit.
17:55Still more the man you are.
17:56My daughter, my daughter's, wherever she's in the crash.
17:58I've never said that.
18:00Try and be a dad to her.
18:02Never said it.
18:03He said it to one of your producers.
18:04Never said it.
18:05No, I didn't get it.
18:06That's the only reason we're hearing you go homeless git.
18:08She's been cheering on me.
18:12That's not your kid.
18:14I like his tiger suit.
18:16You know what?
18:17If it is right, I'll apologize.
18:18If it is, I'll honestly apologize.
18:20Because I'm a bigger man in there.
18:22I apologize to you.
18:23The DNA test results show that Curtis...
18:27Is the father.
18:29Is the child's biological father.
18:31Do you want it?
18:35Do you want it?
18:36Do you want it?
18:37Because I don't need it.
18:38Because I already knew you knew Olivia.
18:40Now, all we want from you is stay out of our lives for good.
18:42And stop ruining it.
18:43What about him seeing his seven-year-old?
18:45Over my dead body.
18:46He can't even look after chickens.
18:47See what I mean, look.
18:48See what I mean, look.
18:49You've let it down to him.
18:50Because I have to sit there.
18:51I have to sit there.
18:52You don't listen to each other.
18:53Will you please listen?
18:54What she's saying is relevant.
18:56Listen.
18:57Wait, please.
18:58If there's a good movie, let me see him.
19:00And if you were a good father, you wouldn't let the kid down.
19:03Yeah.
19:04I've tried, Jamie.
19:07Honestly, Jamie.
19:08Honestly, I've tried.
19:09I've tried.
19:10I've tried.
19:11I'll tell you what.
19:12Without you saying a word, don't mean it.
19:13Listen to me.
19:14Curtis.
19:15Not a word.
19:16I've tried.
19:17Say I won't.
19:18Say I won't.
19:19Say I won't talk there tonight.
19:20You try and...
19:21Stop slagging her off because she's brought your kid up.
19:23Shut your stupid mouth and listen.
19:25You've got 30 seconds.
19:26You've got 30 seconds without shouting, screaming, swearing and gesticulating.
19:32Go on, convince her why you should be allowed to suddenly, after seven years and the crime
19:38and the animal cruelty and the drugs, why you should be allowed to be in that child's life.
19:41Go on.
19:42If anything, me as well.
19:43I've got one parent.
19:44You've got one parent.
19:45You know what it's like to have one parent in your family.
19:46But then parents don't let her sit there and have to watch them cry, Dan, because you've
19:49let her down.
19:50He has to sit down.
19:51Give me a chance and I won't let her down.
19:52Yeah.
19:53Do you not remember that?
19:54Give me a chance and I won't let her down.
19:55Give me a chance and I won't let her down.
19:56Give me a chance.
19:57Give me a chance.
19:58I'm waiting for this apology.
19:59You've got no chance.
20:00Why?
20:01That's what kind of mother you are.
20:02See what I mean?
20:03She's the best mother.
20:04She's the best mother.
20:05She's the best mother.
20:06She's the best mother.
20:07Let her down for places and let her sit there.
20:09See, it's a really difficult one for me because the remit, can I speak without anybody
20:12just for ten seconds, the remit on this show is to try and, you know, get whatever chances
20:16we can.
20:17Bit of card, mate.
20:18I'm still waiting for the apology, you little naughty.
20:20Bit of card, mate.
20:21I'm the bigger man.
20:22Where's this apology?
20:2341 is there.
20:24I'm sorry for what I said.
20:25I can't.
20:26I don't accept you.
20:27I can try, but the fact is, do I sit here and say she has to?
20:35No.
20:36She's the mother and she's been around.
20:38You have to convince this woman by not shouting and screaming and breaking the law and taking
20:43drugs.
20:44You have to convince her that your child deserves a chance to be with you.
20:47But you know what, Dan?
20:48Maybe you have to care without that muppet there.
20:49Maybe she'll agree.
20:50I've never been there.
20:51I've never got in the way of you.
20:52Danny, actually, your first contact had never turned up to that.
20:53Give me a favour.
20:54Curtis.
20:55Go and sit in the pod and don't shout for me.
20:57Trust me.
20:58Trust me.
20:59Alright, give Curtis a round of applause.
21:00You can't even look after yourself.
21:01Let alone a child.
21:02Without shouting, say what you just said, because she's right.
21:03I said, you can't even look after yourself, let alone a child.
21:04Why can't I have changed?
21:05Outside McDonald, begging for money.
21:06When was that?
21:07Maybe last year, yeah, but not this year.
21:08It wasn't last year at all, Dan.
21:09It was this year.
21:10No, it wasn't at all.
21:11He only seen you a couple of months ago.
21:12Hello.
21:13Can I, what is it?
21:14That's curious that me and him used to start smoking.
21:15He doesn't do it anymore, because he changed his life.
21:16Maybe he did, John.
21:17He did, yeah, because he started smoking.
21:18He did.
21:19He did.
21:20He did.
21:21He did.
21:22He did.
21:23He did.
21:24You haven't stopped it.
21:25You haven't stopped it.
21:26Yeah, can't say it.
21:27I'll do it.
21:28I'll do it.
21:29I'll do it.
21:30I'll pass it.
21:31Let me do one.
21:32Did you and Curtis ever have a good relationship?
21:33Yeah, we did at one point.
21:34We used to do everything together.
21:35Did he and the baby ever have a good relationship?
21:36No.
21:37He just used to let her do what she liked.
21:38Stay up too stupid or cocky.
21:39Here's the thing that I wanted to say before we finish, because my head's hurting.
21:42How long will you, just don't say a word seriously or I promise you.
21:45How long were you in a relationship with Dan for?
21:46Probably about three years of hell.
21:47And how long was he in the child's life?
21:48Probably about two years of hell.
21:49And you knew exactly at that point what he was.
21:50Yeah.
21:51You knew that he had problems with criminal, criminal things.
21:53You knew that he was a drug taker.
21:54Yeah, so sure.
21:55No, be quiet.
21:56At that point, before you had Curtis, and you've got to see for him.
21:57You've got to see for him.
21:58You've got to see for him.
21:59All right.
22:00All right.
22:01All right.
22:02All right.
22:03All right.
22:04All right.
22:05All right.
22:06All right.
22:07All right.
22:08All right.
22:09All right.
22:10All right.
22:11All right.
22:12All right.
22:13All right.
22:14All right.
22:15All right.
22:16One more time.
22:17One more time.
22:18One more time.
22:19All right.
22:20Wow.
22:21All right.
22:22Now, let me into this.
22:23I think my wife will tell you all the time.
22:25No, I don't know.
22:26You'll tell her.
22:27No, so she says that she was a drug takeer.
22:29No, be quiet.
22:30At that point, before you had Curtis, and you've got to see from his point of view a little bit,
22:33you are with his ex-friend.
22:34Hear me out.
22:35you got the Curtis oh that's that's what you have to answer calmly that's what you
22:40have to answer that's how I think not right no more shouting before you okay
22:44if I knew what's content so seriously I've asked you to see and you've said
22:47oh Curtis you said it's nothing to do with you see your job here's the point
22:53if you as a mother no chance will be at all you as a mother decide and you have
22:57good reason if this is what you decide to say no that is your choice but you
23:02have to be absolutely sure when you say we can't see this kid you can put
23:06conditions on it quite right agree with you but if you said to him through us
23:10you've got one chance contact center through the Jeremy car show look at me
23:15come on mate over my dead body why no because I'm not letting her get let down
23:19and sit there morning then if I do let you down Jeremy knows I've let you down I had to sit there
23:23and I will not pull it up why don't you why don't you so you can show this when
23:27she's older and say I gave him a chance and he didn't but what if he does hello
23:30I asked her this morning well you shouldn't ask a seven year old look at me look at me look at me look at me
23:34what if he turns up and this is his Eureka moment and he turns the light on in
23:38his head and he changes his life and he turns out to be all right is that not
23:42right for her not him get him out of your mind think about her no chance he'd just
23:46turn up out of his head no one yes you would no one give him a chance we'll
23:50control the whole thing give us one chance one look at me one chance no clean
23:55drugs test and all I'll do in my pocket or two test now hold on thanks okay I
23:58won't do I'll pass it no I'll pass it and he'll fail on cannabis you know well
24:02after the show if he does a drugs test and passes it will you sit with Graham and
24:06at least try and have a conversation about one situation in a contact center
24:09under our control hours if he lets the child down you've got it forever if he
24:13doesn't she will decide for herself yes I don't know I don't think I should I let
24:18get upset or let him do a drugs test and prove yeah anyway don't tell me
24:23afterwards if you fail it in your own mind you're done yeah that's probably
24:29what you've been clocking off because you've been stressing all afternoon no
24:31I haven't yes you know I haven't yes you have because you wanted to all you can
24:34get on here well I'd wait all the time in the world mate to find out who my kids
24:38yeah I wanted to get on here so I could pop to see my daughter was the last time
24:41to be the truth right now because you're gonna make yourself look like eight
24:43weeks ago eight weeks how do you know eight weeks ago because that's when
24:48I've not been on it since I promise you know all of it I've got I moved out
24:53Jeremy I'll promise you now I moved out get off it
24:56he was only there the other day when I gave it a song because it no I wasn't
25:00will you at least sit with Graham and decide yes I promise you now he's lying to
25:05I've been one of my new girls I've been one of my new girls I've been one of my new
25:06girls I've been one of my new girls she sits there messaging me loads of messages
25:11about you so that's really a good miss is it drugs test and if you pass it a
25:15conversation with Graham and her if you fail it you're on your own that's the best I
25:18can do for you yes straight away yes yeah you go that way you go that way go
25:22grab all yours
25:27so she performs oral sex on a regular basis and this makes her a good girlfriend
25:32yeah
25:33then she made me nine times you don't
25:36could see my I did not see on you nine times
25:39why I didn't he made me look like an idiot everyone every day in public
25:43you know it's getting worse yes I need you up and I'm not leaving this stage till I get your help
25:55I want my life back give me the chance to prove you're on me give me a chance to prove you're on I
26:02want to see I want me kid
26:04my name is Emma and I believe I'm your daughter this is my last chance I've always thought about you getting cocked up
26:18she got her full house
26:22your grandchild
26:26you'll solve this okay
26:28I promise you
26:30listen it's alright
26:31he wants to be a dad
26:33he wants to have a relationship with his child
26:35he's your dad
26:37you will today go to rehab
26:40you are the child
26:42you are the child
26:42you are the child
26:43you are the child
26:45you are the child
26:46you are the child
26:47you are the child
26:49you can't change it if there is anyone out there that thinks they can come and get Jeremy's Elk trust me
26:53if you are 16 or over and you would like to be considered for the show
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27:26Yesterday Jason is here to tell his ex Hannah that she is nothing but a stalker who needs to accept their relationship is over
27:31And he's moved on with someone else who describes Hannah as a bunny boiler
27:35This time destroys the relationship of making false accusation. He's a woman beater and he's here to set the track all straight
27:40He says today. I'm gonna sort her out Jason. He's on the Jeremy car show that way
27:53Yeah, basically want to come on the show today basically
27:57Basically twice within just relax basically you're right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, not bad for an old bloke
28:03Right your third 29 Anna's your ex-partner. How long were you with her two years?
28:07When you split up curse about seven months ago why because she is controlling and she wouldn't let me not do what I want to do
28:14My ex Hannah is obsessed with me. She got me sacked from seven jobs
28:18Shut up. I was her money bank. She was lazy. She never showered and she's who's that with her
28:27Boyfriend's brother her boyfriend's brother
28:29Right. She was lazy. She never showered and she smelled of fish
28:38She had a shower like once every two weeks
28:42You said the sex was rubbish because why was it rubbish? She just lied there like sack of potatoes
28:48You said that there was one thing that every woman should do to a man that she refused to do
28:56Yeah
28:58Which was what?
29:07She stalks you on social media. She repulses me. I've got have you got a new girlfriend? Yeah, what's she called? Charlotte
29:13Charlie
29:15Charlotte Hannah is obsessed with my Jason. She's a stalker. He's had to change his number five times because of her
29:21It's a complete lie that her and Jason were still sleeping together when we got together
29:24I'm so much better for him than her. I've changed him totally
29:28She needs to leave us alone and get on with her own life and she needs to have a shower. She's just being childish
29:34So so so
29:35Charlie you're happy the sex with Charlie's unreal isn't it? What what does she do? That's so better? She gives keeps me happy
29:47Oh God the art of conversation so she performs oral sex on a regular basis and this makes her a good girlfriend. Yeah
30:00Jeremy Kyle show take a seat
30:05I don't know what's going on. There's a bloke who I don't know why zero keeps wandering around
30:09This is very upsetting on a serious note. She he says I'm just giving you the the chance here
30:13You're obsessed with him and you keep stalking him. What's the truth darling?
30:17That's all she keeps on doing
30:19You're a liar. She texts me all the time. She rings me. She texts my girlfriend. You say he's dragged me on here
30:25He was a liar. He was a cheat and he controlled you. What do you mean? You cheated me nine times
30:30I did not cheat on you nine times
30:32You stopped missing my friends. No I didn't
30:34You made me look at an idiot. I wrote everyone every day in public
30:37You know what? You're such a liar
30:39You're such a liar
30:40You're such a liar
30:41You're not a liar
30:42You're not a liar
30:44You shit in beer
30:46You're an idiot
30:47No I'm not
30:48You need to stop lying
30:49Do you know what?
30:50Can I speak to her whoever you are?
30:52Disgusting
30:53Alright well could you wait until I ask you on
30:55He hit me. He screamed in my face
30:59You threw me down the stairs
31:00Okay
31:01I pushed you when you went to grab me
31:03I pushed you down the stairs
31:04I pushed you down the dog cage and you slipped and fell backwards
31:05No you threw me down the stairs
31:06And what did I do? I apologize straight away
31:08But whenever you hit me
31:09Whenever you strangled me
31:10You never apologized
31:11You never apologized
31:12Why didn't you report the violence on a serious note?
31:16Because I was scared of him
31:17I loved him
31:18You never loved him
31:19I never loved you
31:20I don't care if you never loved me
31:21He's the worst person ever
31:22Did you catch him cheating sweetheart
31:23I sent messages on all of his phones
31:25Did you cheat on her?
31:26Once
31:27His girlfriend's pregnant
31:28Nine weeks pregnant
31:29On the 5th of September
31:30She'll be about nine weeks pregnant
31:31We broke up on the 19th of November
31:33No we didn't
31:34I remember so much
31:35You're still in love with him aren't you?
31:38No I'm not
31:39I don't love him
31:40That's why I left him
31:41That's why you always text me
31:42You ring me
31:43No
31:44He was ringing me
31:45He was telling me
31:46You say he's obsessed with you
31:48You say he claims he's moved on
31:49But he's obsessed
31:50He needs to grow up
31:51And leave me alone
31:51He needs to leave me alone
31:52You need to leave me alone
31:54You need to leave me alone
31:54I said to him
31:55I said to him
31:56I asked him to break up
31:56Why don't you both damn well leave each other alone?
32:03I've called him many a times
32:05Leave me alone
32:06You asked me to pay for your dog's funeral
32:08For money for me
32:09You asked me for money for your dog's funeral
32:11What?
32:12He asked for money for you when I'm working
32:13He asked for money for you when I'm working
32:14He asked for money for me
32:15Yes
32:16The dog's funeral?
32:17Yeah
32:18You're not to get that
32:19Why should it
32:20What?
32:21Two days ago he rang me and fretted me in the phone
32:22Sorry hold on a minute
32:23My stalking ex rang me and said I want money for the dog's funeral
32:27What?
32:28Why are you demanding money for the dog?
32:29I'm sorry the dog's dead
32:30But why have you asked for her to pay for it?
32:31I don't ask for money for money
32:32I've got my own money
32:33No you don't
32:34I do
32:35How much is a dog's funeral?
32:36I don't know
32:37What?
32:38So you didn't do a funeral for the dog?
32:40Not yet, no
32:41I don't know
32:42Did you do a eulogy?
32:43What would you say?
32:44I don't know
32:45My mum's dealing with it
32:46It's a dog's life isn't it?
32:49You need to leave me alone and let me get on with my life
32:51You do contact me
32:52I blocked you on every number
32:53I'm changing my number
32:54You do contact me
32:55Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat
32:56Snapchat
32:57I blocked you on everything
32:58You unblocked me this morning on Facebook
32:59Why don't I?
33:00Yes you did
33:01Everyone can ask you
33:02One of the things that came out of this
33:03Which I think is interesting
33:04Is that
33:05Apparently
33:06And I don't mean to be rude
33:07You made an accusation to my team
33:09Which is shocking
33:11Apparently
33:12Hunky Jase
33:14Was sending dirty pictures
33:16On dating sites
33:18Yeah
33:19Of his
33:20Brilliant
33:22And he was sending them
33:24Wait
33:25Wait
33:26And he was sending them to
33:28Papa Fuello
33:30Alright man
33:31I know
33:33Who's the one that was sleeping with all my mates?
33:34Jake's on the Jeremy Kyle show
33:43It's brutal violent
33:44It's absolutely brutal violent
33:45You came on the floor
33:46Why is he here?
33:47Why is he here?
33:48Why is he here?
33:49He's got nothing to do with you
33:50Sorry
33:51I know
33:52I didn't really know who you are
33:53Be quiet
33:54Why have you got aggressive all of a sudden?
33:56What's going on?
33:57To be honest
33:58He's just
33:59He's a numpty
34:00Being deadly honest
34:01He's been with us
34:02Has he sent a picture to you?
34:03Yeah
34:04Of
34:05Of his small man
34:06I'm not gay
34:07Really?
34:08Yeah
34:09When you called me up
34:10You've text me
34:11I've never
34:12I've never called you
34:13Really?
34:14I don't know who you are
34:15Really?
34:16You do Jason?
34:17You've got a picture of your
34:18Small
34:19Small
34:20Small
34:21Small
34:22Small
34:23Tell me something
34:24You got that tattoo done in November
34:25Beginning of here
34:26Beginning of November
34:27You was having a family new girlfriend
34:28I won't mention names
34:29We're not allowed to mention names
34:30But you got my name tatted on her
34:31How did you explain to her
34:32Who that name was?
34:33Have you got her name tatted on her?
34:35Yeah
34:36Right there
34:37And how long have you had that?
34:38Since November
34:39We broke up on the night heap
34:40There's evidence saying
34:41No
34:42But you were Charlie
34:43Yeah I had it before
34:44Before I was with Charlie
34:45Are you sending pictures of your penis to me?
34:47No
34:48Why would he say that?
34:49He had pictures
34:50Sorry I know this is a terrible terrible thing to ask
34:52But how do you know it is Willie?
34:53Because it is a picture of him and his
34:55Thing
34:56I found
34:57Why would he say that?
34:59Because he
35:00Why would I lie?
35:01Tell me a reason that
35:02What is it
35:03What am I going to gain?
35:04I was lying to you
35:05Come on
35:06You can't
35:07Why
35:08No no no
35:09I'm not
35:10Like speak
35:11You speak
35:14I never ever did that
35:15I'm not like that
35:16Nine occasions
35:17Nine occasions
35:18I've found different girls
35:19They were ringing you
35:20I gave directions to some places
35:21Wait do you ever suspect
35:22That he might be bisexual or anything?
35:24Once
35:25Why?
35:26Because I caught him
35:27When I came back at five o'clock in the morning
35:29His mate was in his boxers
35:30And he came running to the door
35:31But he told me nothing happened
35:32And I believed him
35:33Okay
35:34Yeah
35:35So why would you go out tonight
35:37Nine o'clock at night
35:38Till five o'clock in the morning
35:39And not ring me
35:40And say
35:41Why were you out?
35:42Were you cheating on him?
35:43I wasn't allowed out
35:44Why'd you get out then?
35:45I wasn't allowed out
35:46I couldn't go out
35:47He didn't let me out
35:48You just said you were out
35:49For the last year you did that around
35:50Yes I did
35:51She used to call me
35:52My mate had to take 20 quits
35:53Let me go out
35:54And I had to be back at 12
35:55I left at like 8
35:56I had to be back at 12
35:57What did you do when I was at work?
35:58Her frame page
35:59Sit on the Xbox all day
36:00I cleaned the house
36:01You never cleaned the house
36:02You never once cooked
36:03Never once did anything
36:04Can I just
36:05Sorry
36:06I know I've missed the point
36:07You think he's gay
36:08You think he's a freak
36:09And you think she's a stalker
36:10She is a stalker
36:11She is a stalker
36:12Why are you even bothering to be upset with each other
36:17When you don't want anything to do with each other
36:19You don't leave her alone
36:20I do
36:21I'm in a new relationship
36:23I'm happy in a new relationship
36:24That's right
36:25Two days ago
36:26Sorry
36:27You don't have to apologise
36:28So two days ago you didn't call her
36:29So we called him
36:30About the dog
36:31No she called him
36:32Let him speak
36:33Go on
36:34About the dog
36:35About the dog
36:36So we're sitting there
36:37Like a normal day
36:38Get a phone call
36:39Sitting there like a normal day
36:40Not working
36:41I'll get a call from him
36:42From what?
36:43From this drip
36:44Sorry
36:45Yeah
36:46They're a drip
36:47Something about the dog
36:48And she needs to give him money
36:49And then
36:50Yeah she did call him two days ago
36:52Why did she call me in the first place?
36:54She shouldn't be calling me
36:56Shush
36:57Why is she getting so upset
36:58Unless she still got feelings
36:59She still got feelings
37:00She still got feelings
37:01Obviously
37:02What are you godskin to everybody?
37:04She's calling me all the time
37:05You think you can walk in this audience
37:06And you say
37:07Yeah I want you
37:08With the grey hair
37:09What a bit of you over there
37:10I'm not being rude
37:11Because I'm
37:12I'm just
37:13What's the point?
37:14Why don't you just go your separate ways
37:15And leave the chair
37:16I did
37:17I did
37:18I did
37:19I did
37:20I did
37:21I did
37:22I did
37:23I did
37:24And she somehow gets hold of it
37:25And contacts me
37:26You got me £2,000 debt by taking contracts
37:27And my name
37:28And
37:29And it's not been funny
37:30But I
37:31We used to talk as friends
37:32Were you sleeping?
37:33I decided to stay friends with you
37:34I didn't care that you had an affair
37:36I didn't care that you had an affair
37:37I didn't care that you had an affair
37:38Can I give you some really really advice
37:40That no doubt
37:415,000 people will write in
37:43I come from a different land
37:45And a different age
37:46And all the camera will see whether they agree or not
37:48You know when you meet
37:49You break up with somebody
37:50You know there's people who go
37:51Oh we've broken up on Thursday
37:52We're going to go for a cup of coffee on Saturday as friends
37:55What a pile of BS
37:56I don't have
37:57I don't have
37:58Try walking in the opposite direction
38:00It's brilliant
38:02Really
38:06There's no need is there?
38:07No
38:08Leave her alone
38:10Leave him alone
38:11Leave each other alone
38:12Stop
38:17They had all the evidence
38:19Can't you block each other on Facebook?
38:21Were you sleeping with Charlie before you left her?
38:24No
38:25No I wasn't
38:26Does it matter?
38:27Oh God
38:28Why don't you just move on
38:29Why don't you just tell him you love him and we're done?
38:31No thanks
38:32I'm engaged
38:33You're engaged
38:34Yeah I don't need that
38:35I made a statement to the police
38:37About the amount of 20 hit me
38:39About the amount of 20 hit me
38:40So if you made a statement
38:41Why have they not contacted me?
38:42Because they don't have enough everything she gets
38:43Did you change your number 15 times?
38:45Police can't get hold of you
38:46She can
38:47So there's no need on a serious note
38:49For anybody to be in anybody else's
38:50Absolutely
38:51But it's not nice
38:52When she was with him
38:54Yeah
38:55She called me up
38:56Absolutely
38:57Balling her eyes out
38:58And when he's shouting
38:59Calling her a fat
39:01Down the phone
39:02And threatening to smash her face in
39:03No I never said that
39:04There's audio
39:05There's audio
39:06I was on FaceTime
39:07I was on FaceTime
39:08Don't even lie
39:09I'd never do that
39:10Don't even lie
39:11Leave each other alone
39:12Or one day somebody will get into trouble with the police
39:14Won't they?
39:15That's the only thing I can say
39:16But there is audio of him threatening me on the phone
39:18This is what I've done
39:19Everyone's going to sit in and think I'm in the wrong place
39:21Do you want to know what I think?
39:22I buy you my darling a little bit more than I buy him
39:25That's what I'm going to say to you
39:26However I suspect somewhere down the line
39:28That it becomes as so many of these stories do
39:31It becomes a bit of a game doesn't it?
39:33And people start you know
39:35One person says one thing and then the other says the other
39:37I don't mean to
39:38I haven't finished speaking
39:40Oi
39:41Sorry
39:42I haven't finished
39:43I know this is very boring
39:44But there are a lot worse things happening in the world
39:47You had a bad experience
39:48You say you had a bad experience
39:50Then the answer is very simple
39:52Go in the opposite directions
39:53Stop contacting scoring points or whatever
39:56I did
39:57Because in the end
39:58And if it is you
39:59And I think it's far more likely to be you than her by the way
40:01Right?
40:02Yeah
40:03You know?
40:04Yeah
40:05If she's stalking you ignore her
40:06Ignore, ignore, ignore
40:07If one or both of you think the other person's doing that
40:10Go to the police and report it
40:11Apart from that
40:12I'm a busy man
40:13Go and get on with your lives
40:14Go, be gone
40:19More I suppose to say
40:20Back after the break
40:21Don't go anywhere
40:22Stuart
40:23Right
40:24Gets brought on by your mate Adam
40:25He said that my bank card won't miss him
40:27He passes the test
40:28You come on and go
40:29Not bothered about the bank card
40:30He nicked my son's phone
40:31No, what did Nick talk?
40:32Drugs
40:33Yeah
40:34Nicking money's one thing
40:35But nicking somebody's weeds
40:36Absolutely the lowest of the low
40:38Welcome back
40:39Did you lick your son's phone?
40:40No I didn't
40:41At all
40:47Do you think you're being lied to?
40:48Do you have evidence to prove it?
40:50Like home videos, recordings or texts
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41:24Take a look at this my friends
41:26Why would old sticky fingers stew
41:30Why would he have nicked a car
41:33We shouldn't have any money taken out of it
41:35And then put it back
41:36Because obviously I was due to get paid on the next morning
41:39So obviously he took the card
41:41Obviously expecting to take money out of my account
41:43Did you steal his bank card?
41:45No, not at all
41:46Did you nick his bank card?
41:47I didn't nick his bank card
41:48Do you think he did?
41:49I think he did nick his bank card
41:50Because he stole off me
41:51Did I steal off you then?
41:54I can't say I'm on national television
41:57But you know what you stole off me
41:58And you're also putting a lot of textiles
42:00To tell you stole my son's phone
42:01Did you take Adam's bank card from his flat?
42:03You said no
42:04I'd say no
42:05No, because I was telling the truth
42:06Of course he was telling the truth
42:07Thank you
42:11Well they're back today
42:12Stuart has done another test
42:13This time
42:14Because Peter says he's a tea leaf
42:16So
42:17Who's the accuser?
42:18Peter's on the Jeremy Karl show that way
42:21You're okay?
42:22I'm all right, I'm all right
42:23Right, sit down
42:24So, er, it was very simple
42:28Er, Stuart
42:30Right
42:31Gets brought on by your mate Adam
42:32Adam says I befriended him
42:33He moved in down the road
42:34We were good mates
42:35I looked after him
42:36Helped him out
42:37He said that my bank card went missing
42:38I absolutely believe it's him
42:39Stuart come on the show
42:41Audience went, it's not him
42:43He passes the test
42:44You come on and go
42:45Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
42:46But
42:47But
42:48Not bothered about the bank card
42:49He nicked my son's phone
42:50Yes, but there's other proof
42:51That he's nicked off other people
42:52We've got proof on the phone
42:53But it hasn't been shown
42:54That he has nicked off other people
42:55So you're now telling me
42:56That you believe he's the thief
42:57I know he's nicked
42:58And he's nicked off me
42:59But the thing he's nicked off me
43:00You know he's nicked off you
43:01I know he's nicked off me
43:02Tell me what happened
43:03Well, he nicked stuff
43:04But I don't want to mention
43:05What he nicked
43:06But he know what he nicked off me
43:07Drugs?
43:08Yeah, drugs
43:09Yeah, weed basically
43:10He nicked weed
43:11Do you keep a lot of it
43:12Before you sell it to other people
43:13That's my personal
43:14That's my hobby
43:15That's not my hobby
43:16That's my conflict
43:17You know he said to my team
43:18Brilliant
43:19He said
43:20Nicking money's one thing
43:21But nicking somebody's weed's
43:22Absolutely the lowest of the low
43:23But with the weed
43:25So she sat on the last side with some morality
43:27And talked about your son
43:28And how devastated
43:29Did you tell your son
43:30That you smoke weed or what?
43:31Does he know that?
43:32My son doesn't know I smoke weed
43:34No, I smoke weed when my kids
43:35My kids have got everything
43:36My weed don't come before my kids
43:37My kids come before my weed
43:38That's good
43:39No, that's good
43:40But what you're saying
43:41Is he nicked your son's phone?
43:42He nicked my son's phone, yes
43:43And did what with it?
43:44I was sold cash converted
43:45Whatever
43:46All she does is a thief
43:47What else a thief
43:48And did you
43:49I'm only asking
43:50Because we've done it again for you
43:51Did you see him nick it?
43:53I didn't see him nick it, no
43:54It's either been nicked from
43:55My son's been staying at
43:56My brother-law's house
43:57Or my house
43:58There's only certain people
43:59That come in my house
44:00There's either family
44:01Or friends
44:02And this person
44:03Who's been nicking out of my house
44:04Is him
44:05You've been setting traps
44:06You were like leaving lighters around
44:07Leaving little
44:08Lighters were going missing
44:09Next day Stuart would come round
44:10And he'd say
44:11Have you got a light?
44:12And he'd do that
44:13And he'd be the same lighter
44:14Would it?
44:15And he's saying
44:16He's both from the shop
44:17Lighters are lighters
44:18It's different things like that
44:19But all my friends
44:20How sure are you that he's a tea leaf?
44:21Serious?
44:22Because I know
44:23Welcome back
44:24Yeah
44:25I've got evidence on my phone
44:26I've got evidence on my phone
44:27He's a thief
44:28He went out and had a one night stand with a bird
44:29We took him back to Earth property
44:31Stole us
44:32No but we're not doing that
44:33You said
44:34Bring him back
44:35He's nicked my son's phone
44:36Yes but I know
44:37He's nicked my son's phone
44:38Well let's get him out
44:39Because that's what the lie detector is
44:40He says
44:41I didn't steal the bank card
44:42And I didn't steal the phone
44:43And I'll keep coming back
44:44Because I'm going to prove you wrong
44:45Stuart's back on the car show that way
44:47He's still a thief though
44:48He pinched the girl's phone
44:49Yeah but hold on a minute
44:50Can I just say something to you?
44:51He was a thief because he nicked your bank card
44:52Can I speak?
44:53He's still a thief
44:54He called me a liar on the last show
44:55And he passed that
44:56If he passes
44:57You're still going to be calling him a thief
44:58No
44:59Get me my phone
45:00Get me the phone
45:01Get me my phone
45:02Get me my phone
45:03Get me my phone
45:04and I'll prove you he's a thief
45:05I'll prove you he's a thief
45:06Welcome back
45:07Did you nick his son's phone?
45:08No I didn't
45:09at all
45:10Still a thief
45:12I felt like he's ground dogged
45:13You're going to be calling him a thief
45:14Right that's it
45:15Give me those results
45:16What's next
45:17What's next
45:18What's next
45:19What's next
45:20What's next
45:21What's next
45:22What's next
45:23Listen
45:24It's all the people
45:26Listen, it's all the people on his estate listen what he's robbed off when you listen when it goes out live
45:30But what other people are going to be talking to about this all right?
45:33Well get them all on because all I'm saying is he might fail this piece passed with him
45:37How many people thinking that he's passed one finger? He's passed one finger don't mean that he ain't a thief
45:42He's passed both because he didn't make his kids
45:56You're a thief you're a thief you're a thief you've actually robbed of someone you're in my property we know you're a thief
46:03But things are going to be set up property what you're going to-
46:05Well then don't be friends with him but how many lie detectives you want me to do is two out of two
46:09Will he are? Then ask him about this bird's farm and what I'm saying
46:14There's the audience is saying you've done it twice he's passed twice
46:18I'll tell you what you know the people that have come out of the woodwork right I'm gonna say something bring them on
46:24And the land I listen to me come back here a minute come back here. Yes, I know he's innocent
46:42Why don't we just say that I'll get him. Oh, it's Joe get it get it get it get it
46:46Listen, how do you rob your own babies from when your baby's in hospital, are you mate? How can you do that?
46:50Did you just say?
46:51You don't tell me you didn't rob your missies? Did you rob your 300 quid at your birth and mission?
46:54No, not at all
46:55Listen, it just proved you're both wrong
46:58I didn't take your card, I didn't take your son's card, therefore, this is done
47:03I don't want to roll with either of you
47:05Just stay away for a minute
47:07You stay away for a minute, I stay away for a minute
47:09You're right, you're right, you're wrong, man
47:10Listen, you don't need to score, listen, you come to rough
47:16Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen
47:20And listen, when you go to wolves, you've asked me to do a test, you've asked me to do a test, I've done a test, I've done a test
47:27I've done a test and pass
47:28So now you're threatening him on live television
47:30He's trying to tell me you're going to smoke reed and you make threats on television
47:33Listen, don't tell me about smoking are weed
47:34What the kids looked after, what kids looked after, everything might smoke
47:38These are two tests!
47:40What more can I do?
47:42When you get back to wherever you are, and they all knock on your door, get them all on.
47:45We'll do 40 more of them.
47:47I want to bring people here to prove these are feasts.
47:49I've got kids to play for.
47:50Listen, the person who was meant to come on the show, he was too scared to come on the show.
47:52Then get them, get them.
47:53Bring them back.
47:54Bring me back.
47:55Set the whole estate on.
47:56I'll bring them back.
47:57I'll bring them back.
47:58I'll bring them back.
47:59I'll bring them back.
48:00I'll bring them back.
48:01I'll bring them back.
48:02I'll bring them back.
48:03You do that.
48:04Don't wear that top again.
48:05Get off.
48:06Thank you, guys.
48:07Thank you, guys.
48:08However many people in your street that you think he's Nick from, bring them all to
48:14the Jeremy Kyle Show, we'll do lie detectives.
48:16I am this morning out of time.
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48:20To the guests, for the audience, and to you for watching.
48:22I mean, there you are.
48:23I'll see you soon.
48:24Take care.
48:25Bye-bye for now.
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