00:00It's been exactly what we thought it would be, really.
00:02Well done, everyone.
00:07Next tonight is the award for best comedy performance.
00:11I'm here to present it is someone who made us laugh, cry,
00:15and then laugh some more as Jenny in Cold Feet
00:18before continuing her brilliant career
00:21in the likes of the Stretford Wives and Suspects.
00:24Please welcome the sensational Faye Ripley.
00:30Wow, this is a fabulous party.
00:40You're rowdy.
00:43It is, this is great.
00:44Thank you for having me.
00:46The world as it stands now really does need some laughs.
00:52And I, for one, am here for the lols.
00:56Here are the nominees for best comedy performance.
01:03Patsy Palmer, EastEnders.
01:10Give me the brandy.
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01:31Sorryка hole.
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01:34Whoa.
01:34Ooh.
01:35Ooh.
01:35Hachio.
01:36Oh.
01:36Oh my gosh.
01:37Oh.
01:38Oh.
01:39Oh my gosh.
01:39Isn't contactless brilliant?
01:44Wait, does the van really need a service?
01:47Isn't it just some scam made up by youth mechanics?
01:50Could you be a Ford for it to break down?
01:53Need a foot valet afterwards.
01:55Nicole Barber Lane, Hollyoaks.
01:59Isn't that Catholic Angels?
02:00Yeah. What are you doing?
02:02Talking.
02:03Well, you know how I feel about the Blakes.
02:05Come on, I'll give you a lift.
02:07No. I'll see you at home, thank you.
02:09Well, you know, no good's gonna come of this.
02:11Mark my words, lady.
02:14And Jack P. Shepherd, Coronation Street.
02:18I think it'd be wise if you created a bit of distance between you both, you know.
02:22Maybe you'd be a bit off with her.
02:24You know, you don't want the situation to get messy.
02:28Whatever you do, keep little Nicky in your pants.
02:32Little Nicky?
02:33Yeah, little Nicky.
02:37And the British Soap Award for Best Comedy Performance goes to...
02:47Patsy Palmer.
02:48It's very good.
02:49Knock, knock.
03:01No, listen, I haven't prepared a speech because I really thought Jack was gonna...
03:06win.
03:07To be able to be funny in all of what we've seen tonight is nothing short of a miracle, really.
03:21I'd like to thank Shona McGarty for leaving because if she hadn't have left, I wouldn't have come back, so...
03:35I wasn't expecting that and I'm so glad I did because then I stayed for the full if and that was really where we celebrated the woman's vagina.
03:43So...
03:44I think vaginas have, um, always been funny.
03:56All jokes aside, coming back to EastEnders after quite some time has been the most amazing experience for me and I'm so grateful, beyond grateful.
04:17And I'm not gonna cry so I'm gonna go because it is a comedy award but, um, you really have no idea what a gift it's been for me to come back.
