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00:00Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:30Do you want it?
00:41Yeah, thanks.
00:43See you after.
00:44See you later.
00:48Miss Greer, you wanted to see me?
00:50Ah, Mrs Nesbitt, thank you for coming in.
00:53Yes.
00:54It's about your son, Bernie.
00:56Oh, no.
00:57Who's he been up to?
00:58Is the roof still on?
00:59Will there be charges?
01:00You always think the worst of me.
01:02Nowhere I am damaged.
01:03Oh, cut that.
01:04You see, I've been assessing your son's capabilities, Mrs Nesbitt.
01:09It seems clear to me that Bernie is a child who uses the right side of his brain far more than the left.
01:13Did you hear that?
01:15You better stop using the other side of your brain.
01:18No, Miss Greer, you don't understand.
01:21Bernie has talent.
01:23I mean, look at this.
01:26And this.
01:28Oh, my.
01:28I have.
01:29The detail's a little sketchy, but the sense of composition's both marked and strong.
01:34There's no doubt about it, Mrs Nesbitt.
01:36Your child is gifted.
01:39Gifted?
01:40What?
01:41They bought the wee one, eh?
01:42Does it run in the family?
01:44Were you encouraged as a child to express yourself, Mrs Nesbitt?
01:47Me?
01:48Me?
01:48A lass if he govern?
01:50Encouraging me to breathe was seen as a liberal act.
01:53And the day that I was born was a toss-up between me and the Doug's letter to see who would end up in the coal sack at the bottom of the Clyde, you know?
01:59She won.
02:00There's no justice, eh?
02:01Well, wherever it came from, Bernie's talent is worth encouraging.
02:07Which is why I wanted to see you, Mrs Nesbitt.
02:11You see, there are weekend classes for gifted children at the art school.
02:16I think your son should attend.
02:18Really?
02:20Well, I've always seen him as a useless, no-hope, total waste of space myself, but I have always tried to encourage him.
02:27And if you think that he's gifted, then I'll deem my damnest to help.
02:32I'm afraid it is a little costly, Mrs Nesbitt.
02:36Oh, don't you worry, Miss Greer.
02:38If you think that Bernie's got talent, then he deserves a wee chance.
02:43God knows you don't get many reaming, Bernie, do you?
02:45Bernie, what are you looking for?
02:48The needle marks.
02:49She's got to be owning something.
02:52Hit me on the left side.
02:54The right side's gifted.
02:57Gifted?
02:58Eh, I know, Rab, that's what I said.
03:00But they've done tests, and there's no doubt, we've got a talented child.
03:06All right, that's what I thought.
03:08Never asked to be a genius.
03:10They never said you were a genius.
03:12They only said you were talented.
03:14It's no fair.
03:15Oh, there, there, son.
03:17But I'm the sensitive one.
03:19I've had a stammer for years.
03:21I had a drink problem when I was 12.
03:23Oh, son, man, he had great hopes for you.
03:26And that wee bendy toy gets the talent.
03:30I know.
03:31Life's scrapping it.
03:32Life's not six.
03:33Ah!
03:34That's enough, that's enough, that's enough.
03:36Dear God.
03:38This is a family crisis here.
03:40A son of mine calmly walks in here and announces he's gifted.
03:43Where the hell right had you got to be gifted?
03:46Sorry, Dad.
03:47I mean, if he wanted to be something different, could you know when something less expensive,
03:51like, like, gay or something?
03:53Then you could have just hung about the bus station like a normal 14-year-old.
03:56Exactly.
03:57I mean, I mean, a pair of leather trousers and a stick-oing walrus moustache could have run to that, you know.
04:02Brab!
04:02All right, all right, but you get a point.
04:04Look, there's no sense in moaning.
04:06We're Bernie's parents.
04:08We'll just have to face up to the problem.
04:10Exactly.
04:10Because you're a circus in town.
04:12Well, if he grew tips, he could be a geek.
04:15Then the meals, you're sick of him.
04:17But that's enough.
04:19I cannae believe this.
04:20I actually thought in some way he'd be, well, pleased for the wayne.
04:24What do you mean?
04:25What do you mean?
04:25Well, don't take this as a criticism, Nab.
04:29But you've completely wasted your life.
04:32At least this is a chance for him.
04:34Well, don't hold back any, will you?
04:35The way you're going on, then they'd think you were, well, jealous or something.
04:42Jealous?
04:43Jealous?
04:45Garbage!
04:45I'm not jealous.
04:47I mean, I mean, Gash is his brother.
04:50I mean, it's only natural he should want to strangle him in his sleep.
04:53I'm his father, by God.
04:54I'm a bubba, there.
04:56You arse.
04:57You touched on your beard, didn't you?
05:00I'm not even going to react to that.
05:02She's not.
05:03No, I'm not jealous.
05:04You're going to say, Gary and son.
05:06For the last time, I am not jealous.
05:09Because I'm proud of us on a men's day and well.
05:11Even if it is this wee lump of teeth here,
05:14people are happy they've never gave me the chances he's ever.
05:17Aye, there's the subtext.
05:20Look, do you want to go to these special classes, I don't think?
05:23Aye, just stop trying to make me feel guilty, all right?
05:25Oh, come on, son.
05:26Don't you worry about him.
05:28Why, don't you worry about your sacrifices, son.
05:31It'll be worth all the misery, hardship and deprivation
05:33so as you can go to some middle-class top of you know school,
05:36change your accent and despise his law.
05:39Barney, I'll no change, will you, son?
05:41No.
05:43I despise you already.
05:45Look, how many times do you need telling?
05:47Dad's no jealous.
05:48You kidding?
05:49He's sitting there like the jolly green giant.
05:51Go on, admit it.
05:53It's true, innit?
05:54Is it, Rob?
05:57Tell me.
05:59I refute that allegation.
06:01I refute that with the only fibre of my thing.
06:06Kirstie, Bernie.
06:09Aye, sure to tell me.
06:11It's no time to make you I'm jealous, you know.
06:14None of you am.
06:16Certainly I'm no jealous.
06:17Of course I'm no jealous, innit?
06:20I mean, talent's a passport with a gutter, innit?
06:23What the hell would I want with one of them, you know?
06:26Why are you sick of it?
06:28You having a way in this gifted.
06:30I mean, what talent could Bernie have?
06:32Apart from maybe balancing on a beach ball
06:34and catching fish in his gob.
06:37Aye, what are you doing?
06:40I'm just checking to see if your name's painted
06:43in the back of your shell, you know.
06:45Just can it, all right?
06:46Just can it with the turtle gags.
06:48Aye, and it looks nothing like a ninja turtle.
06:50Exactly.
06:51More like pintine.
06:54Bastards.
06:54That doesn't answer the question, though, Nisba.
06:57Just what is it Bernie's gifted, that?
06:59Painting.
07:00Painting?
07:01Aye, just like his dar.
07:03I thought you were his dar, eh.
07:06Listen, smart ones.
07:07I was good at that.
07:09You should.
07:09No use of sitting next to me in the art class, didn't you?
07:12Litting crushed aspens with your mixing tray.
07:15The days of innocence.
07:17Yeah, rap.
07:18Seriously, rap.
07:19Were you artistic?
07:22Norrie, she's a couple of the darts, will you?
07:26Darts?
07:28Artistic, eh?
07:29Watch this.
07:33Here.
07:34There what?
07:34What is it?
07:36What is it?
07:37See all the dots on the board there?
07:39Aye.
07:40Jane ought all the dots,
07:41and it makes an exact copy of Ramona Lisa.
07:45You're kidding.
07:46You're kidding, and I'll tell you something else.
07:47See the eyes, eh?
07:49Aye.
07:51The eyes.
07:52The eyes.
07:53Full of you are in the pub.
07:55No, I know you're lying.
07:57How's that, Doddy?
07:58The Mona Lisa's eyes aren't the orange.
07:59No, no.
08:00No, no.
08:03No fooling you, big man, eh?
08:06Is he still sniffing that shoe porn?
08:09Well, say what he's wanting,
08:10but for once I agree with Nesbitt.
08:12Having that talent,
08:12it's the only chance young folk have
08:13ever getting out of you a place like government.
08:15Thanks, Norrie.
08:16That gives me hope, you know.
08:19There's gas.
08:21Listen, eh,
08:22the boy's feeling a wee take left out here,
08:24so whatever you say,
08:25make it sound kind of positive, you know?
08:27All right there, guys?
08:31Eh?
08:32Nae bore to us, son, eh?
08:33Nae bore to us?
08:34Aye, I'm all right, Dad.
08:35Nae bore to us, eh?
08:36Nae bore to us.
08:38All right, kid?
08:39Aye.
08:40Great news about no having any talent, eh?
08:42Great news about it
08:43to hang about this dump
08:44with the rest of us.
08:46Don't you worry, sir?
08:47Here, here, here, here.
08:48I don't you worry.
08:49Yes, we might be useless,
08:51but by God,
08:52that doesn't stop us
08:53having an all-action lifestyle.
08:54Isn't that right, boys?
08:55Aye, see?
08:55Aye, absolutely.
08:56So, what kind of non-stop
08:59all-action evening
08:59have you got lined up
09:00for us tonight, Jamesy?
09:02Well, if you'll excuse me,
09:04I must dash.
09:04I've got an engagement.
09:06An engagement, see?
09:08Who are you, Jamesy?
09:10My feet.
09:11Your feet?
09:12Aye.
09:13You see, what I like to do is
09:15I like to wear
09:16the same pair of soaks all week.
09:17Then I can spend
09:18a non-stop all-action evening
09:20picking your own black stuff
09:22out from between my toes, you know?
09:24And tonight's a night,
09:25so sees.
09:31Andrea, what about you?
09:33I'm going to watch them.
09:36Well, it's either that
09:37or I have to go home
09:38and have sex with a wife.
09:42Dodie, Dodie!
09:44Don't look at me.
09:46I'm a sheep.
09:47I'll tell you one thing, Nora.
09:49What?
09:49Yeah, you were right
09:50about the eyes.
10:01See, kid?
10:03It's a rich, full life.
10:05Would you hurry up?
10:14We're going to be late.
10:15I'm not coming out.
10:16Listen to me.
10:17See, if you don't come out,
10:19I'm going to come into that
10:20classroom, will you?
10:21And I'm going to talk
10:22in a dead, dead, loud voice
10:24I'll give you a right
10:24showing up.
10:25All right, all right.
10:26Don't show me.
10:28Just once
10:29would you buy me
10:30something that fits me
10:31just once
10:32before I die.
10:33You kid,
10:34at the rate
10:35that you grow.
10:40Look at that.
10:41That's you, son.
10:44Special.
10:45The only thing
10:46you won't have
10:47when you walk
10:48through that door
10:48is an inferiority complex.
10:50Don't you believe it?
10:51Looking like this,
10:52the only thing
10:53I won't have
10:53is re-allin
10:54with his hand up my arse.
10:57Wonderful.
11:00Hello.
11:01What, sir?
11:02Do you think
11:02I'll fit in here?
11:04To the manor born, son.
11:06To the manor born.
11:11Come in.
11:23Who rang for the bellboy?
11:33Well, son.
11:35Well, what?
11:36How did you get on
11:36at your special class
11:38this week?
11:39Well, not bad.
11:40First, we did the
11:41Impressionists.
11:42Then we did
11:42the Expressionists.
11:44Next week,
11:45we're doing
11:45the Rabsy and Esbitch school.
11:46What's that?
11:47The Depressionists.
11:50Here,
11:50shud it, you.
11:51Oh, swivel.
11:53You want to
11:54kick him out
11:54of the swiney,
11:55yeah?
11:55I'll knock
11:56your bloody...
11:56Gifted?
11:59Oh, that's right,
12:00that's right.
12:01There's one bloody
12:01rule in this week
12:02for him
12:03and one rule
12:03for the rest of us.
12:04That's garbage.
12:06I treat
12:06every one
12:07he's the same.
12:08What's this, ma?
12:10Suit and breed.
12:11Suit and breed.
12:12Oh, don't worry,
12:13Mammy's got something
12:14a lot nicer
12:14for you, son.
12:15Look,
12:16consomme
12:16and croutons.
12:19Well, you are
12:20handsome,
12:21but me all
12:21no change, eh?
12:22Well, you're
12:23trouble leaving, eh?
12:24Art is turning
12:25you into a snob.
12:26That's crap.
12:28Art has got
12:29nothing to do
12:30with snobbery.
12:31You tell him, son.
12:32Eat cake,
12:33peasant.
12:34By the way,
12:35Mo,
12:35Campbell says
12:36these hog care
12:37brushes are
12:37nae use.
12:38I need
12:38sable ones
12:39instead.
12:40Oh, right.
12:41Sorry, son.
12:43Mammy'll see
12:43what she can do.
12:44Yeah, Campbell.
12:45Who the hell
12:46Campbell by with?
12:47Oh, that's
12:48his tutor.
12:49No teacher
12:49isn't good enough
12:50for him, no.
12:51How would he call
12:52your stickle?
12:53Mowgli?
12:53Come on, son.
12:54Bloody hell!
12:55Come on!
12:57Come on!
12:58Sterebers!
12:59Sterebers!
13:00He's sterebers!
13:01Come on, son.
13:03Mushroom,
13:03man, but even
13:04though you're
13:04gifted, there are
13:06others less
13:06fortunate than
13:07yourself.
13:08No mentioning
13:08any names, eh?
13:09It's not bloody
13:10fair.
13:11It's just not
13:12bloody fair.
13:13Bunch!
13:16Aye, go on.
13:17You enjoy
13:18your bloody
13:19consummation.
13:20You see that
13:21there?
13:21See that?
13:22That is good
13:23old-fashioned
13:23working-class
13:24first street.
13:26Two susan
13:26years.
13:27Shovel us
13:28lift that
13:29sight there
13:29and be grateful.
13:31Take a bloody
13:31good look,
13:32Mary Nesbitt.
13:33You know what
13:33that is?
13:34That is
13:35scum body
13:35language.
13:36Well, get it
13:37right up
13:38the lois.
13:39See that
13:39way?
13:40Yeah,
13:40yeah,
13:40see you.
13:42Like far
13:42or like
13:43son.
13:45Gosh,
13:45where are you
13:46going, son?
13:47Out.
13:48To wreck
13:48a bus shelter.
13:53Just like myself
13:54at that age.
13:55An idealist.
13:57Jailist!
13:57Jailist!
13:58Jailist!
13:59Jailist!
14:00I'll
14:01swing at you!
14:03I'll
14:04help me!
14:11Help me!
14:13Yeah!
14:13I'll
14:13tell you this.
14:22Sometimes you
14:24get hearts
14:24sick of
14:25measuring your
14:25life out
14:26and swigs
14:26a butt
14:27fast.
14:29I mean,
14:29even advanced
14:30cirrhosis
14:30loses its
14:31subtle
14:32pecancy
14:32after a
14:33while.
14:33You know
14:33what I'm
14:33saying?
14:35I'll
14:35tell you.
14:36What I
14:37need,
14:37I haven't
14:37even bottled
14:38yet.
14:40I mean,
14:40keek as
14:40I am.
14:41What I
14:42need,
14:42what I
14:43need goes
14:43beyond
14:43drink,
14:44you know?
14:45That's
14:45where talent
14:46comes in,
14:46of course,
14:47isn't it?
14:47Eh?
14:48I mean,
14:48if you've
14:49got talent,
14:50you can
14:50exalt yourself
14:51to the
14:51heavens.
14:52But if you
14:53have me,
14:54you happen
14:54to be in
14:54the bookies
14:55putting on
14:55a line at
14:56the time
14:56and missed
14:57the sprinkling
14:57of magic
14:58dust,
14:58it's welcome
15:00me old
15:00shit-kicker
15:01counting.
15:03Speaking of
15:03which.
15:05Oh,
15:05hey there,
15:05dolls.
15:06Ha!
15:06Ah!
15:07Yeah,
15:07you remember
15:08me?
15:09He, he, he,
15:09he, he, he,
15:10I did it
15:11my way.
15:13Used to
15:14I'd slip
15:14that in
15:14there,
15:15you know,
15:15in case you
15:16confused the
15:17nice wee pigeon
15:17holes you've
15:18slotted me
15:18into.
15:19Do you
15:20mind?
15:21We are
15:21waiting for
15:22a bus.
15:22Oh, yeah,
15:23I'm waiting
15:23for a bus,
15:24yeah.
15:25You'll be
15:25hella bit
15:25disappointed
15:26you ever
15:26get one,
15:27eh?
15:27You'll
15:27know what
15:28to do
15:28the rest
15:28of your
15:28lives.
15:29Run there,
15:33it's a robbery!
15:34Oh!
15:49Bloody good,
15:50isn't it?
15:51Not only
15:51they've got
15:52nae talent,
15:53I cannae even
15:54underachieve
15:54right.
15:55What you mean?
15:56What you mean?
15:57I'm tired
15:57ram-raid,
15:58didn't I?
15:59Only a
15:59cannae ram.
16:01Ram-raid?
16:03What have
16:04I tell you?
16:05Eh?
16:06Crime is
16:06a mug's game.
16:07God almighty,
16:08that's why
16:08I do it.
16:09Come on,
16:10you're right.
16:11Right.
16:18Stand aside,
16:19son.
16:21It's the thrill
16:22of the chase,
16:22you know.
16:27let an old
16:31master apply
16:32to finish
16:32and touch.
16:33Well,
16:54fair's fair,
16:55this is the first time
16:56I've shared the
16:56day.
16:57You get it from
16:57you every quarter,
16:58you know what I mean?
16:59All right,
17:00son?
17:01Aye,
17:01I'm all right,
17:02da.
17:02Five or four,
17:03are they?
17:07What else
17:08do you do
17:08in your gifted
17:09school,
17:09son?
17:10You know,
17:10when yous are
17:11no painting
17:11pictures?
17:13Sometimes we talk.
17:14Today we examined
17:15the nature of love
17:16between working-class
17:17parents and our
17:17children.
17:20Oh,
17:20my.
17:22It should just
17:22be a wee minute,
17:23sir.
17:25What's the matter?
17:27It's just,
17:28I never thought
17:29I'd hear a wee
17:30name I
17:30use the word
17:31love.
17:37Tell
17:37Mammy
17:38me here
17:38about love,
17:39son.
17:40Well,
17:40apparently
17:41parental love's
17:41unhealthy.
17:43That's because
17:43most working-class
17:44fathers are
17:44emotional cripples
17:45who get jealous
17:46of the success
17:47of their sons.
17:48Aha,
17:49nectar.
17:51I only wish
17:51your dad was
17:52here to listen
17:53to this.
17:55And what
17:56about mothers,
17:57son?
17:58Mothers are
17:58worse.
17:59Eh?
18:00Only they're
18:00no jealous,
18:01they're pathetic.
18:04What do you
18:05mean by that?
18:06It's in the
18:07manual,
18:07Mo.
18:08Weak mothers
18:09idolise talented
18:10offspring,
18:11but it's okay
18:12because it's
18:12not your fault.
18:13It's because
18:14women have
18:14got less
18:15confidence
18:15than men,
18:16and women
18:17have got fewer
18:17choices than men,
18:19and women
18:19have got less
18:20financial independence
18:21than men,
18:22and women
18:22have got less
18:23educational
18:24opportunity
18:24than men,
18:24and a complete
18:25lack of any...
18:26Aye, aye, aye,
18:27I get a bit
18:28drift,
18:28and he's
18:29on me good
18:29news.
18:30Aye,
18:31she's live
18:32longer.
18:35Bastard!
18:40This is the
18:41best day I've
18:41had in ages,
18:42you know?
18:47To sum up,
18:48then,
18:48art is a
18:50process,
18:51and not a
18:51formula.
18:53Er,
18:53halfway house
18:55between the
18:56emotions and
18:57the intellect
18:58that aspires
18:59to transcend
19:00both.
19:04And that
19:05process can
19:06start very
19:07simply.
19:08In your
19:09case,
19:10what I'm
19:10looking for
19:10is personal
19:11style.
19:13Experiment
19:14and intuition
19:15informed by
19:16experience and
19:17technique.
19:17now,
19:21as you know,
19:22our end-of-term
19:22exhibition is
19:23coming up
19:23shortly,
19:24and it's my
19:25hope that all
19:25of you will
19:26bring your
19:26parents along
19:27to view
19:27your work.
19:30Bernie?
19:31Aye?
19:32Will your
19:33mother be
19:33coming to the
19:33end-of-term
19:34show?
19:37I don't think
19:38she'll play
19:38hard to get,
19:39boss.
19:40Good.
19:41How about
19:42your father?
19:43Depends.
19:43What time's
19:44it kick
19:44half?
19:45Uh,
19:45seven o'clock
19:46to eight.
19:47No,
19:47any chance.
19:48That's the
19:49happy hour in
19:49the two ways,
19:50then.
19:50Well,
19:51we could be
19:51flexible.
19:52We could make
19:53it eight till
19:53nine.
19:54No,
19:54that's the
19:55happy hour in
19:55breakings.
19:56Nine till
19:57ten?
19:57The gazelle.
19:58It's kind of
19:59weird,
19:59really,
19:59isn't it?
20:00What?
20:00Well,
20:01all that
20:01happiness,
20:02and he's
20:03still a miserable
20:04bastard.
20:07Had you
20:08still are
20:08straight,
20:09James,
20:09I says,
20:09listen,
20:10you hear me,
20:10I don't
20:10want no
20:11son of
20:11mind
20:11turning middle
20:12class.
20:13Knock it,
20:14Rab.
20:14I mean,
20:15Bernie's just
20:15refining his
20:16artistic vision
20:17kind of
20:17style,
20:18you know?
20:18And I mean,
20:19if he refines
20:19it far enough,
20:20there might
20:21just be one
20:21of the ranch
20:22style bungalows
20:23with the
20:23coaching lamps
20:24in it for
20:24use.
20:25Know what
20:25I'm saying?
20:26Well,
20:26I don't
20:27want it.
20:27He can
20:28keep it.
20:29I mean,
20:29we might
20:29be useless,
20:30James,
20:30but we're
20:31still living
20:31the edge,
20:32don't we?
20:32Hey?
20:33Exactly,
20:33Rab,
20:34exactly.
20:35Now,
20:35if you don't
20:35mind,
20:36they're a game
20:36of skittles
20:37in progress
20:37here.
20:38You missed.
20:43What kind of
20:44idiots you
20:45take us
20:45for?
20:45It's a wee
20:46idea I go
20:46for you
20:47when I work
20:47in the
20:47psychiatric
20:48unit.
20:49The catatonic
20:50seem to
20:50respond to
20:51it,
20:51so I
20:51thought...
20:51Hey,
20:52if it's
20:52good enough
20:52for Broadmoor,
20:53it's good
20:53enough for
20:53us.
20:54Besides,
20:55there's wise
20:56of making
20:56it
20:56interesting.
20:57Interesting?
20:58What do you
20:59mean?
20:59You said it
21:00yourself.
21:01We live
21:01on the
21:01edge.
21:03Last chance,
21:04ninja.
21:05Don't call
21:06me that.
21:07Yeah,
21:07Andrew.
21:13Bastards.
21:17That's
21:18not a
21:18something.
21:19The stakes
21:19are high.
21:20The loser
21:20gets to sleep
21:21with Andrew's
21:21wife.
21:24Is
21:25Andrew
21:25the sexist
21:26side?
21:27Not
21:27really.
21:28It was
21:28Andrew's wife
21:29suggesting
21:29her.
21:36Bugger
21:37it.
21:38It was
21:38there.
21:38He's
21:38born into
21:39my heat
21:39that put
21:39me off.
21:40That's
21:40why I
21:40missed
21:41it.
21:42Now
21:42we've
21:42got to
21:42get
21:43him
21:43and
21:43stick
21:43my
21:43tongues
21:44down
21:44each
21:44other's
21:45throats.
21:47See you
21:47boys.
21:49Come on,
21:50Bobby.
21:52Hey,
21:53don't worry
21:54me,
21:54man.
21:55I'm
21:55going to
21:55be
21:56picking
21:56a wax
21:56ball
21:57out
21:57my
21:57ear
21:57with
21:57a
21:57Kirby
21:58grip
21:58soon.
21:59You
21:59see
21:59when I
21:59do.
22:00You
22:01used
22:01to be
22:01the
22:01first
22:01name
22:02on
22:02a
22:02guest
22:02list.
22:03OK?
22:04Thanks,
22:04Jamesy.
22:05That'll
22:06help me
22:06make it
22:06through
22:07the
22:07night.
22:08Come on,
22:09Bubbles.
22:09Oh.
22:12You see
22:12that?
22:13Any man
22:13having to go
22:14home to
22:14poacher
22:15his wife,
22:16and it's all
22:16because of
22:17you.
22:18Aye,
22:18I'd hate to
22:18have that
22:19in my
22:19conscience,
22:19wrap.
22:20Aye,
22:21and God
22:21made you
22:21in his own
22:22image,
22:22I'd hate to
22:23have that
22:23in mine.
22:23bam sticks.
22:38You know,
22:40as at
22:40times like
22:41these,
22:42when you've
22:43seized the
22:44moral
22:44highland,
22:45you don't
22:46need drink.
22:47The
22:47heady
22:48wine of
22:49freedom
22:49is
22:50intoxication
22:51enough.
22:56Mammy,
22:57don't
22:57wake up.
22:58Pat and
22:59read that.
23:00God!
23:03Aye,
23:04goodness for that,
23:05Elspeth.
23:06Another
23:06hooligan
23:07after
23:07street.
23:08Yes.
23:09We'll all
23:09sleep better
23:10in our
23:10beds tonight.
23:12Hey,
23:12did you see
23:13that,
23:13eh?
23:14That's
23:14my
23:14da.
23:15That's
23:15my
23:16da.
23:16Oh,
23:17God,
23:17Elspeth.
23:18There's
23:19more
23:19of
23:19them.
23:20Scum
23:21to the
23:21left
23:21of us.
23:22Scum
23:22to the
23:23right
23:23of us.
23:24Roll
23:24on,
23:25death.
23:32You know,
23:33it's
23:33a
23:33time for
23:33the
23:34age
23:34to take
23:34stock
23:35of your
23:35pox
23:35of life,
23:36eh?
23:38You look
23:38in the
23:38mirror and
23:39you see
23:39the
23:39feather
23:39you
23:40deserve
23:40gotten
23:41right
23:41back
23:41at
23:41you.
23:44You want
23:44to know
23:45the truth?
23:47All right.
23:49How are you
23:50jealous?
23:51I am
23:51jealous.
23:53I'm bloody
23:53jealous.
23:56See,
23:57that's
23:57the trouble
23:58with life,
23:59isn't it?
24:00Once you
24:00discover you're
24:01never going
24:01to be a
24:01somebody,
24:02you've got
24:02to kid
24:02yourself
24:03on that
24:03being a
24:03neighbor
24:04might
24:04still be
24:04interesting.
24:06I bet
24:07you,
24:07it was
24:07a head
24:08talent.
24:09Trouble
24:10wasn't
24:10mad,
24:10the talent
24:11wasn't
24:11a word
24:11that was
24:11in the
24:12government
24:12dictionary,
24:12so when
24:13we spotted
24:14it,
24:14it scared
24:15the shit
24:15out of us.
24:16Sort of like
24:17the primitive
24:17tribe were.
24:19We tried
24:19to batter
24:20it to death
24:20with empty
24:21wine bowls.
24:24You look
24:24at me,
24:24eh?
24:26I kid you
24:26not,
24:27you may
24:27not believe
24:27us,
24:28but this
24:29has never
24:29happened
24:29to me
24:30before.
24:32A shame.
24:35Are you
24:35still here?
24:36I told you
24:37you could
24:37go.
24:39Suspended
24:40sense and
24:41compassionate
24:41grounds.
24:42The judge
24:43reckoned
24:44it.
24:44Anybody
24:44that was
24:44a ram
24:45raider at
24:45my age
24:46had a
24:46serious
24:46undachievement
24:47problem.
24:48I could
24:49say,
24:50a shame.
24:54Oh,
24:54thanks,
24:55granddad.
24:55Be good.
25:05You hear
25:05my head?
25:06You hear
25:06it?
25:07Eh?
25:08Granddad?
25:09Granddad?
25:10Good
25:11God,
25:11I can
25:11remember
25:12when it
25:12was...
25:12Oh,
25:13come in,
25:13Mr. Nesbitt.
25:14Your cell's
25:15ready.
25:15What time
25:16would you
25:16like your
25:16kicking?
25:18That's true
25:19what I say.
25:20You know
25:20you're getting
25:21older when
25:21the police
25:22are too
25:22feared to
25:23stove your
25:23rims in.
25:25Bastard.
25:31Oh,
25:32look at the
25:33time.
25:33Only 20
25:34minutes to
25:34go.
25:35Oh,
25:35don't worry,
25:36son.
25:37Your dad's
25:37gone to
25:37turn up.
25:39Look,
25:39here he is
25:40now.
25:40Who?
25:41That sweaty
25:42guy in the
25:43bandage that
25:43sleeps in
25:44my bed,
25:44remember?
25:45Aye,
25:45aye,
25:45aye.
25:47Look,
25:47if you're
25:48no waiting
25:49on your
25:49da,
25:49who are
25:50you waiting
25:50on?
25:52Look,
25:52I'm 14.
25:53I've got a
25:54tattoo on my
25:55arse and
25:55boys like
25:55gooseberries.
25:56I'm entitled to
25:57a pilot life,
25:57OK?
26:02Easy.
26:04One minute
26:04they're smiling
26:05up at you
26:06for a tram
26:06and the next
26:07they're humiliating
26:08you in front
26:08of total
26:09strangers.
26:11Isn't nature
26:12marvellous?
26:17Jesus.
26:19You know,
26:19I have some
26:20amount of
26:20wanky old
26:21piss this
26:22old dark
26:22guy.
26:24And I'm
26:24confessing
26:25it is,
26:25see,
26:26your average
26:26punter,
26:27he doesn't
26:27have a
26:28scooby-doo
26:28without
26:28any good
26:29or not.
26:30I'm not
26:30too fair
26:31to say
26:31I'm
26:31detrimental
26:32for
26:32fear
26:33of making
26:33an arse
26:33of
26:33themselves.
26:34Whereas,
26:36I look
26:36like an arse
26:37anyway,
26:37so I've
26:38got a
26:38license
26:38to be
26:39fearless.
26:40Oh,
26:41Mr.
26:41Nesbitt,
26:42are you
26:42enjoying
26:42the show?
26:43Oh,
26:43yes,
26:44I'm
26:44pure
26:44laughing
26:44it
26:45off,
26:45no.
26:45You
26:46know,
26:46your
26:46son,
26:47Bernie,
26:47is one
26:47of our
26:47most
26:48promising
26:48pupils.
26:50I
26:50wondered
26:50if he'd
26:51got it
26:51from you.
26:52Are
26:52you,
26:53uh,
26:54artistic,
26:55Mr.
26:56Nesbitt?
26:57Me?
26:57No,
26:58no.
26:59Because the
26:59nearest I
27:00ever got
27:01to self-expression
27:02was sticking
27:02the napper
27:02and a
27:03polish horse
27:03and the
27:04old
27:04film came,
27:05you know.
27:05I mean,
27:06the last time
27:06I had a pen
27:07in my
27:07hornet,
27:08we'd say
27:08ford's the
27:08wife's
27:09signature
27:09and the
27:09family
27:09allowance
27:10piece.
27:11You know
27:12what you
27:12are with me,
27:13boss,
27:13you know,
27:13I'm
27:13nobody.
27:16How did
27:17you know
27:17who I was,
27:18by the way?
27:19Easy.
27:19I recognise
27:20you from
27:20your portrait.
27:21Bernie painted
27:28it off
27:29that old
27:29photo
27:29you in
27:30the living
27:30room.
27:33My boy
27:34done
27:34that.
27:35Yes.
27:51Claire,
27:59what do
28:00you think?
28:01You're not
28:02getting very
28:02much away,
28:03are you
28:03pleased?
28:04Pleased?
28:05Pleased?
28:08For once in my
28:10life, I feel
28:11like a
28:12somebody.
28:16What's the point
28:17of being gifted
28:17if you
28:18cannae
28:18get your
28:18Nat
28:18Kenny?
28:24That's my
28:24boy.
28:26That's my
28:26boy.
28:34Oh,
28:34well,
28:35that big
28:35waster.
28:37He had
28:38something
28:38after her.
28:41Well,
28:42too late
28:43now.
28:47so
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