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00:00.
00:30Here it is! Here it is! It's arrived!
00:38What? It's arrived!
00:41Fantastic!
00:43Thank heavens for that, it gets so hot in the kitchen.
00:49Here we are, spot the ball competition. Page 13.
00:53Oh, lucky 13!
00:55And the winner is...
00:57Yes, yes, yes!
00:59Mr T Venables.
01:02Wembley Stadium, London.
01:05Bastard! He wins every week!
01:08I think he might be the photographer.
01:11Look, look, look! His balls have got to be there!
01:15They're underneath his shorts, I drew them in!
01:17Both of them!
01:19They can't be over there in the goldmouse.
01:21Unless it's a ladies' match.
01:24No, no, it's just a perm.
01:26Oh, well, that's another 25 quids' worth of postal orders down the swalley.
01:30I wonder if they mean the football, Richie?
01:33Well, don't be stupid!
01:35That could be anywhere!
01:39I mean, use your hair, Eddie!
01:44I mean, honestly, if I wasn't here, where would you be?
01:47In the pub.
01:49No, no, no, no, I mean mentally, where would you be?
01:52Inside Maria Whittaker's bra.
01:55Nice venue. Can I tag along?
02:00You haven't got the bus fare, mate.
02:02Besides, you've just lost all your money on the spot-the-balls competition.
02:05Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, that's right. I knew I was pissed off about something.
02:08Good, right. Back on track. I'm depressed.
02:10Good. Thanks, Eddie. I feel great now.
02:12Oh, shit! Now I'm supposed to be depressed!
02:15Oh, you trap, Eddie! Everything's just gone to bollocks!
02:17I don't know where I am now!
02:21And it's only half past eight in the morning.
02:24Oh, I'll never mind about all that!
02:26How's your sausage?
02:32It's a bit personal, isn't it?
02:35Oh, so you mean my sausage?
02:37Yes.
02:38You're asking me about my sausage?
02:39Sausage, yes.
02:40Not my penis.
02:42Oh, thank heavens for that!
02:44Well, what can I tell you, Eddie?
02:46It's an absolute disaster.
02:48I just can't get the hang of this cooking lark.
02:51I mean, you put the sausage in the pan,
02:53you set it on fire,
02:54and what happens?
02:55It gets incinerated.
02:57Well, maybe we should eat our flakes.
03:02Oh, oh, oh, oh, see what you mean?
03:06I think I'm getting double entendre disease.
03:10Can I drink your juice?
03:16Oh!
03:18Oh, yes!
03:19Yes, of course.
03:20Go ahead.
03:21I think I'm going mad this morning.
03:25Someone's giving our knocker a damn good bank.
03:29I'd better go and see who it is.
03:31Righty-ho.
03:32I'll grab a hold of my sausage and give it a good seeing-to.
03:34Ah!
03:35Richie!
03:36There's three small devils at the front door!
03:37It's just the drinking, Eddie.
03:38You've got the DTs.
03:39Come back in and have a resolve.
03:40They're not there.
03:41Trick or treat, mister.
03:42What?
03:43Trick or treat, you bald-headed bastard.
03:44Look, I'm sorry.
03:45I don't speak child.
03:46What do you mean?
03:47I mean, give it some sweets.
03:48What kind of setup is this?
03:49I can't give you sweets.
03:50I'll get arrested.
03:51Where's the camera?
03:52You have to be a trick, then.
03:53Give it to him, Damien.
03:54Give me what?
03:55Too late, weirdo.
03:56Ah!
03:57Honestly, he's got to stop the drinking.
03:58Right, here we are.
03:59Oh!
04:00Oh!
04:01Oh!
04:02Oh!
04:03Oh!
04:04Oh!
04:05Oh!
04:06Oh!
04:07Oh!
04:08Oh!
04:09Oh!
04:10Oh!
04:11Oh!
04:12Oh!
04:13Oh!
04:14Oh!
04:15Oh!
04:16Right, here we are.
04:17Seven eggs.
04:18Washing up liquid.
04:20Oh!
04:21Hint of domestice.
04:23Ah-ha.
04:24Brrrr.
04:25And yum.
04:26Jeff Microliquid, where are you?
04:29Yum!
04:31Ah!
04:32Ah!
04:33Sickening ingredient.
04:34And spray.
04:39Ah!
04:40Ah-ta-ta-ta-ta!
04:41Ah!
04:42Ah!
04:43Ah!
04:44That is the most violent hallucination I've ever had.
04:48Bloody hell, Eddie.
04:49Here.
04:50You better get this down, yeah.
04:51Ah!
04:52Ah!
04:53Ah!
04:54Ah!
04:55Ah!
04:56Ah!
04:57Ah!
04:58Ah!
04:59Ah!
05:00Ah!
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05:18Ah!
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05:20Ah!
05:21Ah!
05:22Ah!
05:23Ah!
05:24Ah!
05:25Ah!
05:26Ah!
05:27Ah!
05:28Ah!
05:29Eddie?
05:34Yeah?
05:36Why are you dressed as a banana?
05:40They didn't have any pumpkin outfits left.
05:43Give me strength. Well, you'll just have to make pumpkin noises.
05:46All right.
05:48All right, all right, all right. You'll just have to be mute.
05:51What, a mute pumpkin or a mute banana?
05:54Shut up! Shut up! It doesn't matter!
05:56Forget about all that. Now, this is the plan, OK?
05:59Richie and Eddie's big Halloween party.
06:01Plenty of booze and jugged-up babes. Shaggy, shaggy, shag.
06:04And that's about it, really. What do you think?
06:07Legendary. Awesome. Fiendish.
06:10Yeah, all right, all right. Go easy on the parades.
06:12I don't want to rip me tights.
06:14Right. There's only one snag. Zero cash.
06:17Hence the great outfits. Now, this is the plan.
06:20Right, you go out, you go to the front door, you ring the bell,
06:24they answer the bell, you say, trick or treat.
06:27I thought I was mute.
06:29Yes, all right, all right, all right.
06:31Well, just on this one occasion, you can be a talking Halloween banana.
06:34Okey-dokey!
06:36What do I say?
06:37You say, trick or treat, just cash, no sweets.
06:41And if they give us any trouble at all,
06:43I give them a quick blast with the electric cattle prawn.
06:46Where is it, by the way?
06:47Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
06:53Here it is!
06:56I say, Eddie, that looks the business.
07:00Does it work?
07:01What? Yes, indeedy.
07:02Right.
07:03Yeah!
07:05Yeah!
07:06Right.
07:07How do you switch it on?
07:08It's just that little lever there.
07:10This one here?
07:11Yeah.
07:22Right, well, that's it. Decision made.
07:23I'll have to wear the green tights now.
07:28What a sweet old lady.
07:29Well, she was once we'd softened her up with the cricket bat.
07:32Yes.
07:33Still, honest way, I keep Ali Ponce.
07:35Whatever that means.
07:36Exactly.
07:37Plus, we made a couple of apples out of it.
07:39Now, why have they got razor blades in them?
07:42It's a tradition, Eddie.
07:43It's a sort of Halloween tradition.
07:45Ah, look.
07:46Here we are.
07:47Chief Mangosuto Butelisi cul-de-sac.
07:48They're loaded down here.
07:49This is where we clean up.
07:51Ha-ha-ha-ha!
07:52Oh, it's a great night for it, isn't it?
07:54Yeah, it's a pity we're out trick-or-treating.
07:56It's great, the way I never listen to anything you say.
08:00That's what's keeping my morale up, you know.
08:01Really?
08:02I thought you just got your tights on the wrong way round.
08:04Tight, fine, tight.
08:05Let's go.
08:06Whoa!
08:07Crikey-biky.
08:08Cork your bum, Richie.
08:10It's those kids that did me over this morning.
08:13Come, let's go smoke another pack of cigarettes.
08:16They're just a couple of little kids.
08:18I reckon we could get a win out of this one.
08:21Come on!
08:22Yeah!
08:23All for one and one for all.
08:25You go first, I've got a bad leg.
08:26Have you?
08:27Right, OK.
08:28It's going very well.
08:37How much did we get?
08:3820p off the incontinent, girl.
08:39Five bucks a man of it off the banana.
08:41Not bad.
08:42Not bad.
08:43Not bad.
08:44Yeah, let that be a lesson to you.
08:45Yeah, they'll think twice before they attack us again.
08:46Yeah, well, they know we haven't got any money left now, don't they?
08:47Yeah.
08:48Little bastards!
08:49Did you see me join the fight, Eddie?
08:50Did you see me hitting that ring?
08:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:52And how much did we get?
08:5320p off the incontinent, girl.
08:55Five bucks a man of it off the banana.
08:58Not bad!
08:59Not bad!
09:00Yeah, let that be a lesson to you!
09:07Yeah, they'll think twice before they attack us again.
09:09Yeah, well, they know we haven't got any money left now, do they?
09:12Yeah.
09:13Little bastards!
09:14Did you see me join the fight, Eddie?
09:16Did you see me hitting that really little one?
09:17No.
09:19Didn't you?
09:20Oh, well, never mind.
09:21I'll make up a great story about it later and tell it to you when you're drunk.
09:23That'll work.
09:24Right, come on.
09:25On to our next victory.
09:26Here we go.
09:27Right.
09:28Ring the bell.
09:31Yeah?
09:32Oh, hello, Eddie.
09:34Hello, Spudgun.
09:35Yeah, hello, Richard.
09:36Yes, yes, yes.
09:37Hello.
09:38Are we going to do this or not?
09:40But it's Spudgun.
09:41Just say it to him, Eddie.
09:45Trick or treat.
09:46What does that mean?
09:47It means you give us some cash.
09:49No sweets, no credit cards.
09:50Why?
09:51Because it's the end of October.
09:54I don't understand.
09:55Look, we haven't got all night.
09:58We've got the whole street to do.
10:01Now, I've got my tights on, Eddie's wearing a banana, now just give us some cash.
10:05Are you on drugs?
10:07Can I have some?
10:09Right.
10:09It's you, it's you.
10:10We don't seem to be getting through, do we?
10:15Eddie?
10:16Yeah?
10:17Where's the cattle prod?
10:18Well, here it is.
10:21Right.
10:22Give it to me.
10:24I beg your pardon?
10:25I said give it to me!
10:27Right on.
10:28What?
10:29Bear with me.
10:41That's not how we rehearsed her, you know?
10:45What I want to know is, why when you say, trick or treat, he has to foul himself.
10:57Well, I think it may be a deep subconscious desire to amuse.
11:01Well, she's back.
11:02Right, here we are.
11:03Now, it's got to work this time, because I'm down to my last pair of tights.
11:07Right.
11:08I knew I should have bought the bumper pack.
11:09Oh.
11:10Right.
11:11Now, Eddie.
11:12Hand me.
11:13Hand?
11:14Hand!
11:15Hand!
11:16Hand!
11:17Hand!
11:18Hand!
11:19Hand!
11:20Hand!
11:21Hand!
11:22Hand!
11:24Hand!
11:25Hand!
11:25Screw you.
11:26That's a fool.
11:27Get on with it.
11:28Let's do it properly.
11:29In-in-in-in-in-in...
11:30Right!
11:31You go indoors, close the door, I ring the bell, open the door.
11:34I say, trick or treat, and you give me cash.
11:36You're all right?
11:37I'm still not sure what it is.
11:39Right, trick or ruddy trick?
11:44I thought that was my life!
11:47What?
11:48Oh, God!
11:49Can't even be an eight-year-old!
11:50Look!
11:51Are you going to give us some money or not?
11:53No.
11:54Right, that's it.
11:55How do you put this bloody thing on?
11:57I miss that little lever there.
11:58Right.
12:09Eddie, you know this is my last pair of tights, don't you?
12:17Yeah, well, come on, let's go this way.
12:19As long as we head into the wind, we'll be all right.
12:22Eddie, if any of this ever gets out...
12:26No, not that!
12:28Come on, I've got to go home!
12:30What do you mean?
12:31We've only made half a curly-wurly,
12:33two apples full of razor-blazing-forced summonses.
12:36That's not enough for a party, is it?
12:38You're having a party?
12:39Yeah.
12:40Can I come?
12:41Er, yes, yes, that's right, we're having a party,
12:43but everyone's got to chip in a bit for the beer money.
12:45How much?
12:46Five grand.
12:49It's a bit steep.
12:50Well, how much have you got?
12:52£2.50.
12:53You're in?
12:54And bring all your friends as well.
12:55And they've all got to chip in the beer money as well.
12:57£2.50!
12:58Come on, Eddie.
12:59We're going to make a fortune out of this.
13:01Let's go and find a supermarket trolley.
13:03You can wheel me home.
13:04Oh, God!
13:06Bloody cattle prod!
13:07I don't know how these cattle get about!
13:10I tell you, it's no wonder they all live in the country!
13:13I can't see any more!
13:15Do you mind if I go in front?
13:17Hey, how's the home brew coming along?
13:27Well, it's only been on a go for 45 minutes, so it must be nearly ready.
13:32Not bad.
13:33Not bad.
13:34Not bad.
13:35Is that bitter or lager?
13:36It's hard to tell, but it's taking the enamel off the bath.
13:39Oh, that reminds me.
13:40Have you hollowed out your pumpkins?
13:41I beg your pardon?
13:42Oh, you mean the vegetable?
13:43Yeah.
13:44I'm afraid they didn't have any pumpkins left.
13:45They only had carrots.
13:46Oh.
13:47Well, have you hollowed them out?
13:48You know, made them all shit your pants scary?
13:49Yes, indeedy.
13:50Baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baaaaaa-baa-n!
13:51Oooooooh!
13:52Oooooooh-ooooooh-ooooh-oh-o-oo-ooh.
13:57Paper!
13:59Yum!
14:00It's not terribly scary, is it, Eddie?
14:03Ah-ah-ah!
14:04Light the taper, Ritchie!
14:06Oooooooh!
14:07Oooooooh-ooooh!
14:10Oooooooooh-oh!
14:11Ooooo!
14:12Oooooooh!
14:14It's not terribly scary is it Eddie light the taper Richie
14:22Not too close to the homebrew right it's a little on the volatile side
14:34It goes I'd stand back if I were you right
14:44Brilliant Eddie hey got any more may we mum brav
14:52What certain moments in a row Christ he's got all Welsh on me again
15:08Great right well, I've just got to finish my Sprouts Mexicane and we're all set
15:12Sprouts Mexicane Sprouts Mexicane
15:19Well, it's a Sprouts
15:21Pinch of chili powder jar of curry powder hint of Tabasco sauce well three bottles actually
15:27Not so much a hit more of a party political broadcast and the secret ingredient gunpowder
15:35They were left over from last Christmas
15:37That's got a data
15:43Yes, yes, I know they were a bit frisky
15:47But the spices will cover any embarrassment
15:49They must be ready.
15:54Oh, yeah.
15:55There they are.
16:00Fancy a taste, Eddie?
16:01I would rather cut off my penis with a rusty bread knife.
16:06How could he gone round, eh?
16:08I'm not scared. Watch this.
16:19Wait, wait, wait.
16:25What time is it?
16:28What place of man?
16:32Eddie, how long was I out?
16:35About an hour and a half.
16:37What? Crikey, look at the time.
16:40They'll be here in a minute.
16:41Look, here it comes, here it comes, and...
16:45Must get that clock fixed.
16:50Oh, here they are!
16:51I'll go and answer the door.
16:57That's strange.
16:59What was that?
17:02Very warm in here, isn't it?
17:05Right, I'll answer the door.
17:06Man the ticket booth, Eddie.
17:08Do you think I should have a cap or something to show my authority?
17:10No, I'll just give them one of my looks.
17:12And a welcome one, and welcome all!
17:17Oh, Christ!
17:19Dave Hedgehog and Spud Gun.
17:22I thought I told you to bring all your friends.
17:24Well, we only know, Eddie, and we thought he'd be here anyway.
17:27Come on, £2.50.
17:28I've only got eight pence.
17:30What?
17:32Well, I can't do the maths, but that means you can only stay for 45 seconds.
17:35Come on, in, in!
17:37Ow! Come on, in!
17:39Oh!
17:39Does anybody else want to come?
17:45Dad!
17:48Oh, hello, Eddie.
17:49Hi, boys.
17:51Well, this is the devil's brew.
17:53What?
17:53You didn't bring any lead tankers with you, did you?
17:56All the cups keep dissolving.
17:58Come on.
17:59All right, we'll have to use the pans, then.
18:01There you go.
18:02Help yourself.
18:04Mmm!
18:05Cheers!
18:06Cheers!
18:08Oh!
18:10Cheeky little nubbop.
18:13Yes, it has a certain robustness that demands attention.
18:18Possibly medical.
18:21Well, welcome to the shag-a-thon.
18:25Who's first for the snog, then?
18:27Oh, dear, oh, dear.
18:29You'd think on Halloween of all nights I might be able to get a bit of a feel up, at least.
18:35Oh, God, who'd be a Christian?
18:38I mean, I've only got to sell my soul to the devil, and I could get 25 years of amazing
18:41sex and cash.
18:44Richie, you'd be lucky to get 25p.
18:46That's it.
18:50It's perfect.
18:55I'm going to raise the devil.
19:00I mean, in actual fact, I haven't been to church for years.
19:03And when I did go, I found it rather boring.
19:07Oh, yeah?
19:08And what are you going to do if he gets here?
19:10Well, we'll do something satanic and devil-y, won't we?
19:12What?
19:13Like trick-or-treating?
19:14No, like...
19:16Watching Emmerdale.
19:17Yeah, watch that.
19:18No, no, taking him down the pub.
19:21No, no, no, it's got to be something supremely evil.
19:25What, like blowing off in a phone booth and running away?
19:30Yes, yes, that's much more the feel.
19:32What does the devil drink?
19:34It's blood, isn't it?
19:35Yeah, virgin's blood.
19:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
19:46It's virgin girl's blood.
19:48Oh, yeah, good.
19:51Sorted, well sorted.
19:53Right, so, anyone know any virgin girls?
19:55No.
19:56Huh.
19:56Anyone know any girls?
19:57No.
19:58No, come on, Eddie.
20:00What about Ethel Cardew, your paramour?
20:02She is neither a virgin nor, technically speaking, a girl.
20:07Besides, but she hasn't been speaking to me since the superglue incident.
20:10She hasn't been speaking to anyone much, actually.
20:12No, shut up, Eddie, shut up, shut up.
20:16This is a bloody good idea.
20:18All we've got to do is find out the secret incantation,
20:20raise him up, swing the deal and Bob's your uncle.
20:23I'll be shagging by half past two.
20:25Eddie, you make a pen tangle,
20:27I'll nip upstairs and look up at the secret devil-raising incantation
20:30in my ladybird book of witches.
20:32Come on, look lively.
20:33I'll buy you all a drink after me first shag.
20:40Anyone got any pens?
20:43I've got a pencil.
20:45It'll have to be a pencil tangle, then.
20:48Oh, come on, you know, put your backs into it.
20:58You're supposed to be devil worshippers.
20:59Sound like you're watching QPR.
21:01Hey, careful!
21:02All right, all right, but come on.
21:03You couldn't raise a Nazi rection, let alone the Prince of Darkness.
21:07Now, come on, put your backs into it.
21:08Oh!
21:09Oh, blimey!
21:14Oh, blimey, right, Eddie!
21:17Oh!
21:18Eddie!
21:20What is it?
21:21Have you got the chalice?
21:24No, it's just the way me dressing gown's rocked up round me waist.
21:28Oh, blimey.
21:29Why do we have to wear dressing gowns anyway?
21:31We look stupid.
21:32They're not dressing gowns, anus.
21:34They're cowls.
21:35Come here, what kind of devil worshippers are you?
21:38The ones that don't like wearing dressing gowns.
21:41Do we get slippers?
21:42You don't wear slippers when you're raising the evil one.
21:45Oh, never mind, I'll go and get the chalice meself.
21:47Oh, no, I'll go, I'll go.
21:49No, no, no, don't bother yourself, I'll get it.
21:51But don't expect to get any spare off me when I've got 17 birds all bouncing up and down on top of me non-stop.
21:57Right, here we go.
22:03Oh!
22:07Oh!
22:09Oh, mighty ones!
22:12Oh, blimey!
22:13We ask you to come up from, er...
22:18Come up!
22:19From, er, you know, wherever it is.
22:22Wherever!
22:22Well, unless someone else has called you up this evening, er, which case, come across from there.
22:28Of course, come across!
22:29Instead of coming up from there, we show our dedication to your cause by eating the Sprouts of Evil!
22:40Oh!
22:43Oh!
22:45Spadgar!
22:46Very, dearie, dearie!
22:47Oh!
22:49David Hogg!
22:51Absolutely not!
23:00And finally...
23:03Oh, blimey, here goes...
23:06Oh!
23:07Oh!
23:07Oh, blimey!
23:17Oh!
23:18Oh!
23:20Blimey!
23:24Blimey!
23:26Blimey!
23:27Blimey!
23:28Where am I?
23:30I think we're in Kuwait.
23:36Are we in hell?
23:40No. No, it's worse.
23:42We're still in the flat.
23:44Well, where's the devil, then?
23:46Well, he'll be turning up at midnight, won't he?
23:48Why does he always come out at midnight?
23:51Well, it's chucking out time, isn't it?
23:53Look! Look!
23:55Regard the clock!
23:56Here he comes!
23:58Here he comes!
23:59Here!
24:08The clock!
24:16That'll be him!
24:18Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
24:19Hey!
24:20Speak of the devil!
24:22Hey! Hey! Hey!
24:23I don't want to hear any language like that, young man!
24:26And I don't want anyone going around and saying hi!
24:28Hi, feeling horny.
24:31This is the big one, all right? This is Mr Scary Pants.
24:34Oh, God, just think. In 25 years, I'll probably have no knob left from overuse.
24:39So, what's new?
24:41Right, I'll go and let him in. Best behaviour, everyone.
24:44Well, no, no, no, no!
24:46Worst behaviour, actually.
24:47Start swearing and picking your noses and stuff.
24:50Right, you're not allowed to get Guy Fawkes' bottom.
24:53LAUGHTER
24:56Oh!
25:01Good evening, great one.
25:05Hello. I'm looking for little Dave Hedgehog.
25:09What?
25:10Dave Hedgehog.
25:12Oh, er, he's, er...
25:15He's residing within the drawing room, your blackness.
25:19Would you like to come through?
25:21Oh, er, did you have a nice, er, journey up?
25:24Can I get you a glass of sherry?
25:26Oh, er...
25:28Oh!
25:29Er...
25:30That's a marriage.
25:31Oh, er, well done, acolytes.
25:33You've got it looking all nice and homely for his naughtiness.
25:36Put that out, you arse-head. We still owe on that.
25:39Oh, look at me. What am I thinking of?
25:43Er...
25:44Er...
25:44Oh, great, mighty evilness smell.
25:47Er...
25:47These are my acolytes.
25:49Don't have the sprouts.
25:54Great! I mean, I've only just put that out!
25:57And, er, acolytes, this is, er...
26:00I'm sorry, how do you like to be called?
26:03Doreen.
26:04This is Doreen.
26:07There's evil.
26:09Look, I've come for Dave Hedgehog. Is he here?
26:11Yeah, he's hiding behind the homebrew.
26:13Dave! Nemesis!
26:16Ah! That's me!
26:19I'm damned!
26:20I didn't even want to go to a party!
26:23Oh, please, bright and beautiful!
26:26Yes, yes, yes, yes, all right, thank you.
26:28Er...
26:29Ahem.
26:30Ahem.
26:31Ah-ha-ha.
26:32Now, there is just one bit of outstanding business,
26:35if I could just prey on your time for a little longer.
26:37What?
26:38Eddie, get him a drink of blood.
26:40Use your own. It's 90% proof.
26:41Okey-dokey!
26:43Right, so if we could sort of shut this deal down now,
26:46what I'm looking for is a sort of 25-year full-on sort of sex session,
26:51er, obviously with lots of cash and other comforts,
26:53in return for my earthly soul.
26:58Sorry!
26:59Clench, everyone!
27:00Sorry!
27:00Try not to set fire to the evil one!
27:04Eddie!
27:04Don't sneeze!
27:05Ah-choo!
27:07Oh! There goes the conservatory!
27:14Ah!
27:15Sorry, Hedgehog.
27:16I've got to have been a heavy head cold.
27:18Look, I think you've made a big mistake here.
27:21Yes, I know.
27:22I think I lent a little too heavily on the curry powder.
27:23No, Mum sent me round,
27:25cos she doesn't like Dad staying round the loonies' house after midnight.
27:29What?
27:30Look, I'm Doreen Hedgehog.
27:32What?
27:33I'm just getting you a drink, Mrs. Neville!
27:35Hello, Doreen!
27:36Hello, Doreen!
27:38Hello, Doreen!
27:39I didn't know you were the devil!
27:39Neither did I.
27:41Well, that's handy.
27:42In that case, you've got any tips for the free food in your tapstone?
27:43Can we have a clinch now?
27:44Yes, yes.
27:45It's only Doreen.
27:46That's better.
27:47Look, I don't want to panic anyone, but I'm rapidly losing consciousness.
27:49Oh, Christ, here comes another one.
27:50No, it's bugger, no!
27:51Mine's a strong box full of exploding carrots!
27:52What?
27:53Oh!
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