- 5/5/2025
In this brutally honest stand-up performance Owen confesses his hilarious history of growing up in and around trailer parks. Owen packs a comedic punch and this incredible live performance is not to be missed! He has been seen in such films as LITTLE MAN with the Wayans Brothers, REBOUND with Martin Lawrence, DADDY DAY CARE with Eddie Murphy, and HELD UP with Jamie Foxx.
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00:00You
00:30You
00:53Cut that off, DJ!
00:55Woo! What's up San Diego, California!
01:00This is my shit!
01:03I've been here, brought my house with me.
01:07Brought my car, brought my Dodge Dart.
01:10Some of you may know me, some of you may not.
01:13I used to host a television show on BET.
01:16That's black entertainment television.
01:18I ain't black. I ain't black.
01:21I ain't black. That's obvious to some.
01:23I'd be amazed at the questions I get, you know?
01:25You just light-skinned? You light-skinned?
01:27You have Cherokee? You got Cherokee in you?
01:29You got Cherokee?
01:30No.
01:31People assume, you know, you go on BET.
01:33You must have been raised around all black people.
01:35Nope.
01:36I was born and raised in a trailer park.
01:37Right here. Right here.
01:39No, I ain't nothing to clap about.
01:41I ain't nothing to clap about.
01:43I ain't nothing to clap about.
01:44Don't think I'm making a little money now.
01:46I'm gonna start getting back to my community.
01:48No.
01:50Ain't gonna be no trailer park playgrounds in my name.
01:52No trailer park scholarships.
01:55I had some friends of mine call me up from the trailer park
01:57when they saw me on TV for the first time.
01:59They call me up. Some of them were pissed.
02:00They went on a black network.
02:01They go, Gary, what the fuck are you doing, man?
02:06Why don't you phone rush your son of a bitch?
02:16I had some other friends from the trailer park
02:18calling me up.
02:19Happy to see someone on TV. They call me up.
02:20Gary!
02:22Holy shit, man. You're doing it.
02:24That ain't your boy.
02:27Gary, I turn on TV, right?
02:28I'm flipping. I'm flipping. I'm flipping.
02:30I turn on the black channel and damn your ass is, boy.
02:32Woo!
02:36Gary, I have known you your whole life, right?
02:39And I didn't even know you were black, man!
02:41Holy shit!
02:44Thanks, man, when you got a family
02:45even trying to get out the trailer park.
02:46My dad was, like, content living there.
02:47He had a neighborhood watch.
02:50I said, all right, get out, man.
02:51I said, how can I get out?
02:52So I went and joined the service.
02:53You know?
02:54Because I go up in a two-bedroom trailer
02:55with eight brothers and sisters.
02:57You know? Yeah, that was bullshit.
02:58So I went and joined the service.
02:59I said, that's the only way I can get out there.
03:01Went and joined the service.
03:02And you know, the first day,
03:03when you joined the service,
03:04your first day to boot camp is the worst day.
03:05You always hear about it,
03:06somebody was throwing garbage cans
03:07and blowhorns and all that other shit.
03:09My first day at boot camp was great.
03:11Two-bedroom trailer,
03:12eight brothers and sisters.
03:13My first night at boot camp
03:14was the first night I slept by myself
03:15in, like, ten years.
03:17I had all these other guys crying and shit.
03:19I mean, it's home.
03:20I mean, it's home.
03:21I go, shut up.
03:22This shit is spacious, yo.
03:23Damn, this whole bed's mine.
03:24I'm about to roll over.
03:25I'm about to roll over.
03:26I'm hanging my leg off and shit, yo.
03:31Uncle Sam even got to pay me, yo.
03:33He ain't got to pay me.
03:34Margin' all heavy and shit.
03:39That shit is fat, yo.
03:44Someone's coming up.
03:45Someone's coming up.
03:46Someone's coming up.
03:47Right around the corner.
03:48Getting hot.
03:49Getting hot.
03:50Getting hot.
03:51That's why I had to move out to California.
03:53Boy, East Coast is too hot.
03:54They got a humidity heat.
03:55That ain't good if you got balls.
03:57You go to East Coast, get some of that summertime heat.
03:58Your shit is stuck to your leg all summer.
03:59You walk around town like a newborn horse everywhere you go.
04:00Hey, what's going on, Billy?
04:01How you doing, player?
04:02How you doing, player?
04:03Just trying to work my shit out, dawg.
04:04You know how I do.
04:05I'm just going to the movie.
04:06I'm going to the movie, dawg.
04:07You know how I do.
04:08Let me get two tickets.
04:09Let me get two tickets to the show.
04:10Two tickets.
04:11Two tickets to that shit.
04:12Two tickets.
04:13Two tickets to that shit.
04:14East Coast heat.
04:15Well, you just get Tourette's Syndrome as soon as you walk out the house.
04:17Hey, what's going on?
04:18Fuck!
04:19It's hot, motherfucker.
04:20Shit.
04:21Woo!
04:22This is so goddamn hot.
04:23Shit.
04:24Yeah.
04:25Yeah.
04:26Yeah.
04:27Yeah.
04:28Yeah.
04:29Yeah.
04:30Yeah.
04:31Yeah.
04:32Yeah.
04:33Yeah.
04:34Yeah.
04:35Yeah.
04:36Yeah.
04:37Yeah.
04:38Yeah.
04:39Yeah.
04:40Yeah.
04:41Yeah.
04:43Something's comin' up.
04:44Everybody gettin' tight.
04:45And all the women, start wearin' the shorts and the halftops.
04:48Ladies, halftops ain't for everybody.
04:51I know you been doin' your tie bow all winter, and shit, get your shit, all right.
04:58Nothing worse than go with a halftop.
05:00And the stomach, boop.
05:02He's like, damn.
05:03I'm just a big boned it.
05:04I'm just a big boned it.
05:05Ain't no bones right here, baby.
05:06That's the belly.
05:07That's the belly.
05:08You got chicken bones and rib bones that up, bitch.
05:09You got ya, ain't got yo bones.
05:10I was like, y'all bones.
05:12I just got a glam problem.
05:13You got a grand slam problem at Denny's, what you got.
05:16And ladies, buy shoes that fit your feet.
05:19If you're going to the beach in the summertime
05:21and you want to wear your sandals and show off your little toes,
05:23make sure the shoes fit your feet.
05:25Another way to see a girl at the beach with sandals,
05:26and the sandal ends right here, and her toes are right here.
05:30Just hanging over, picking up shoes.
05:32Ooh, girl, that's a seashell.
05:33That's a seashell right there.
05:34That's a seashell.
05:34Ooh, girl, that's a dollar.
05:35Take it, take it, take it, take it, take it.
05:37Take that dollar.
05:37People ask me all the time how my life changed
05:41as I went on Black Network.
05:42I said, well, a lot of times when I go on the road,
05:44my core audience is black, because that's why it's B.E.T.
05:47So this is like a lot of white people for me to see in one place,
05:50so I'm a little nervous.
05:52You know?
05:53I ain't seen you guys in forever.
05:55Where you been, man?
05:56I miss you guys.
05:56I miss you guys.
05:59People say, you know, is it hard doing a black room?
06:01I say, well, the funny thing is, man,
06:04white and black people together, that's the best show,
06:06because somebody's going to get your joke.
06:08Somebody's going to get it.
06:10Maybe not everybody, but somebody's going to get it.
06:12And the funny thing is,
06:13when you get white and black people together at a comedy show,
06:15white people never laugh till black people laugh first.
06:19We ain't taking no chances on offending nobody.
06:22We just sit and wait.
06:23How you doing, brother?
06:35Welcome, welcome.
06:37Yeah, from La Jolla, me and the wife came down.
06:39Welcome.
06:41Your chances of getting booed are increased greatly.
06:43Doing a show for all black people.
06:44Black people got about a 30-second one-joke time limit.
06:46If you ain't popping, boo!
06:51White people don't boo.
06:52We don't boo comics.
06:53We'll sit there for three hours.
06:54See the worst comedy show we have ever seen in our life.
06:56We will not boo that comedy.
06:57We'll blame the person that brought us
06:58before we blame the comedian.
06:59We'll just sit there.
07:08This guy fucking sucks, Billy.
07:10This guy, he sucks.
07:12You're a fucking cock for bringing me here, man.
07:15That's a white guy's curse word, cock.
07:16I know he's a cock like a white guy.
07:18And we say cock, that comes from the heart, you know?
07:20That shit just emphasizes.
07:22You're a cock, pal.
07:23Yeah, your whole family, bunch of cocks.
07:25Your mom's a cock, and she's a girl.
07:31That's so hard to learn the English language
07:33because we all got curse words.
07:34We use them different ways.
07:35Mexicans, they got their own curse words.
07:37You know, ain't nobody say goddamn it like a Mexican.
07:39That shit flows, you know?
07:41You know?
07:42Hey, what's up, Adamie?
07:44Hey, I saw your show, Adamie.
07:46Hey, you're funny.
07:49Black people got third word curse words.
07:50Black people don't even have real curse words.
07:52They throw like three or four words together
07:53and make it a curse word.
07:55Like, there's a curse word out there.
07:56I don't know if it's a noun, a verb,
07:58a past participle, a sentence segue,
08:00conjunction, junction.
08:00I don't know its function.
08:02Black people, what does then a motherfucker mean?
08:08Is that one word or two?
08:12Then a motherfucker can explain
08:13a black person's whole day.
08:15You know, how was work?
08:16Long than a motherfucker.
08:19I went out the way.
08:20It was raining hard than a motherfucker today, man.
08:22I ain't had no umbrella.
08:23I'm wet than a motherfucker.
08:24Oh, my God.
08:24All I like to think we pack it.
08:29We pack it down here.
08:31You know, and don't ever let a guy say
08:34he's got a dick.
08:35No.
08:36A male human only has a penis.
08:38We don't have nothing big enough
08:40to be called a dick.
08:42You see a horse?
08:43That's a dick.
08:44That's a dick.
08:46We have a penis.
08:48That's why we talk.
08:50That's why we got to wear clothes,
08:51because we got a small penis.
08:53You know, that's the only reason we dress.
08:54We're the only mammal on the planet
08:56that puts clothes on.
08:57No other mammal puts clothes on.
08:59Horse, Rhonda, they don't put no clothes on.
09:00They got big dicks.
09:02You know?
09:03That's the only reason we talk.
09:04Horse ain't got to talk.
09:06That's the only reason we talk as men
09:08is to try to get something.
09:08Baby, I got a car.
09:09I got benefits.
09:10I got a new house.
09:11I got no record.
09:12I got everything.
09:12I'm clean.
09:13I got my HIV test.
09:14Negative.
09:14Look, I'm clean.
09:15I'm clean.
09:16A horse ain't got to say that shit.
09:17Horse just walks up to a female horse.
09:18And I'll be watching, like,
09:30that National Geographic show, man.
09:32You see some animals that can do sexual feats
09:34I can only dream about.
09:35You know?
09:36Like, a male lion.
09:38A male lion can mate up to 50 times a day,
09:40every day.
09:42That's why he's the king of the jungle right there.
09:44You know?
09:46A male pig can have a 30-minute orgasm.
09:5030 minutes!
09:52That's why pigs are fat and lazy.
09:54Shit, they're tired.
09:55Damn!
09:56That's why the nose all puckered up
09:58and the tail's all curled up in the back.
10:00And they make that noise.
10:01You have a 30-minute orgasm,
10:02you're going to make that motherfucking noise.
10:04I'm sorry.
10:05Oh, my God.
10:06Oh, baby.
10:07Oh, shit.
10:08Oh, girl.
10:09Oh, damn.
10:10You smell bacon?
10:11You smell bacon?
10:12Oh, food, motherfucker, girl.
10:13Nah, I still got more of it.
10:15Hold on.
10:15Oh, shit.
10:19Biggest plant on the planet.
10:20It ain't even on land either.
10:21It's in the water.
10:22It ain't no shark or dolphin.
10:23It's a blue whale.
10:25A blue whale has a 12-foot dick.
10:28Not 12 inches, 12 feet.
10:31That's like somebody standing on my shoulders right now.
10:33All dick.
10:37I was watching another male and female mate,
10:39and what happens is the female swims,
10:41and she gives off this vibe that she's going to give it up.
10:44And when she gives off this heat vibe,
10:46you see about 30 male whales hauling ass to hit it.
10:50It's just a race for it.
10:51And the first one that touches her gets to have sex with her.
10:54So the first one touches her,
10:55and the other 29 just take off.
10:57Ain't no player hatin'.
10:58They just roll, you know?
11:00They make excuses and stuff, you know?
11:02I need to work on my swim, y'all.
11:03I need to work on my swim.
11:04That water was choppy today.
11:05I just...
11:06I ain't like three sea lions, y'all.
11:08I'm a little stuffed.
11:09And what happens is the female,
11:11she gets hit,
11:11and then she makes eye contact with the one that hit her,
11:13and then she rolls over on her back,
11:15and she starts floatin'.
11:16Just beneath the surface of the water.
11:18Real calm.
11:19I was looking at the TV,
11:20I said,
11:20there ain't no way she knows 12 feet strong
11:22is about to run up in her.
11:23Cause she's way too calm just floatin' on the water.
11:27You're gonna be a little nervous, I'm sorry.
11:29And what happens is the male,
11:31he touches her,
11:32and then he swims away.
11:34About 10 miles.
11:35I was like,
11:35where you goin'?
11:36Come back!
11:38She said yes!
11:39And I thought he was a punk.
11:40And he just swam, swam, swam,
11:42and all of a sudden this whale made this turn,
11:44and he started comin' back towards her.
11:46And then he start pickin' up speed,
11:48just...
11:48And I was thinkin',
11:51Gary, I've seen a blue whale.
11:52You can't just hide a 12-foot one.
11:55It takes 10 miles for his shit
11:57to get fully erect.
11:59You can't just pop a 12-foot hard on.
12:01That takes some time and effort.
12:02That ain't no 890.
12:03That's a lot of blood.
12:04That's a lot of blood.
12:06So as he's swimmin' back towards her,
12:08this dick is comin' out of nowhere, man.
12:10At about 5 miles to impact,
12:12it's about 8 feet out.
12:13And I was just watchin' it like...
12:15I missed the whole second half of the Super Bowl
12:20watchin' this dick get hard.
12:21I ain't gay.
12:21But you cannot turn that off.
12:23I'm sorry.
12:24At about 2 miles to impact,
12:25it's all 12 feet out.
12:26So when you got a blue whale up here
12:28and a 12-foot dick way down here,
12:30it's just pickin' up seaweed
12:31and fishin' nets and fishin' hooks.
12:34I was like,
12:34damn, that's a nasty-ass whale.
12:36I mean, he wiped that off.
12:36You in the water.
12:38Then right before it gets there,
12:39it's easier than jump up and do it.
12:40No, he dips about a mile deep.
12:42And the dude was on the boat with the camera,
12:43and you did not know
12:44two whales are about to have sex.
12:46And all of a sudden,
12:47the water was real calm.
12:49This blue whale just jumped out of the water
12:51with this 12-foot dick.
12:52And this music came out of nowhere.
12:54I mean, all you heard was
12:57The female was laying there,
13:01saw this 12-foot dick,
13:02looked dead at the cameraman and went,
13:04Oh, shit!
13:07Man, the male was in full flight.
13:09Music cut off.
13:09He looked at the cameraman and winked.
13:12Player.
13:16And they even landed on her.
13:19And they disappeared.
13:20I arrived to heaven.
13:21I said, God, if there's reincarnation,
13:22I would like to be a blue whale for you.
13:24So if you have a lot of white people in here at night,
13:31let me just say this.
13:32I've been watching basketball.
13:34I've been watching football.
13:35Watching baseball just started.
13:37Watching boxing.
13:38I watched the Olympics last year.
13:41White people,
13:42we need to practice.
13:46For real.
13:49We ain't got nothing left, you know?
13:51We used to have golf.
13:53That was us.
13:53That was us.
13:55About 96.
13:56Tiger just came in.
13:57I'm half black and half Asian,
13:59but I ain't white.
14:00I was like,
14:00Venus and Serena Williams
14:03totally took over tennis,
14:04you know?
14:04I don't mind if they're black.
14:10They can be black.
14:11Honestly,
14:12I like seeing Serena.
14:13She's got the nicest titties I've ever seen on a tennis player.
14:16I watch tennis in a whole new light when Serena's playing.
14:1815 love.
14:1815 love.
14:20Oh, God.
14:2030 love, girl.
14:2130 love.
14:2230 love.
14:2340 love.
14:2440 love.
14:2440 15.
14:25What are you doing?
14:2540, 40, 30.
14:2640.
14:27Dudes.
14:27Dudes.
14:28Dudes.
14:28Come on, baby.
14:29Dudes.
14:29Come on.
14:29Come on, girl.
14:30Come back.
14:32I was watching the Olympics.
14:34Man, there were black people on Olympic events last year.
14:36I've never seen black people win.
14:38There was a brother that won the silver medal in the pole vault.
14:40Where'd this motherfucker come from, man?
14:45Pool vault?
14:46Pool vault ain't even a real sport.
14:47That's something white people made up.
14:49Because we get sick of black people jumping higher than us and everything else.
14:51Well, let's get a pole, boys.
14:52Fuck this.
14:54Let's get a pole.
14:54They ain't using no pole like us.
14:57Did you see the brother on the swim team?
15:00That son of a bitch should have never been in the Olympics.
15:02That brother damn near drowned swimming in that pool.
15:04Black people can't swim.
15:05Black people can't swim for shit.
15:06I don't know if you know this.
15:08They cannot swim.
15:09Shit.
15:09I know why.
15:10Hell, go to a pool party, black people.
15:11Ain't nobody swimming at that pool party.
15:13I'm sorry.
15:15Everybody's going to be barbecuing all around that motherfucker, though.
15:20White girl beat the black girl on the high jump.
15:22She did.
15:23It was the Olympic trials.
15:24I don't know if she made it in the Olympics, how she did.
15:27But the black girl...
15:27You know, it wasn't that the white girl jumping any higher.
15:29It's just the black girl couldn't get her ass over the bar.
15:31Just kept hitting that son of a bitch, man.
15:34Look at this.
15:36Black girl's like, excuse me.
15:37I got this.
15:38Woo!
15:39Football.
15:41We had football for a long time.
15:43We had it.
15:44That was us.
15:45Then we lost position by position.
15:46We lost running back.
15:48Then we lost wide receiver.
15:50You know, we kept the linemen for a little while.
15:52You know, now we even lost quarterback.
15:53Quarterback was our shit.
16:0280s, that was all white.
16:03We had two black quarterbacks, Doug Williams and Warren Moon.
16:05We knew him.
16:05We loved him.
16:06There was two.
16:07Now every team's got a brother for a quarterback.
16:09At least a backup.
16:10Don't let the white dude fuck up.
16:11That brother's waiting in the wings and shit.
16:15Just buying his time.
16:17And I hate it.
16:17And in college, you look at college, 70% of the Division I starting quarterbacks are black.
16:21So do the math.
16:22Five years from now, 70% of the NFL quarterbacks will probably be black.
16:26You know, and I wish these announcers would just say it.
16:28Because you really don't care what color somebody is.
16:30You know, you root for the uniform.
16:32It could be 22 A-Rab motherfuckers playing for the charge.
16:34You could be like, Akbar Mohammed, I see you.
16:38You don't care what color they're, as long as they can ball.
16:40That's why I hate it, man.
16:41These announcers be acting like we don't know what's going on.
16:42Just like in boxing.
16:43Don't you hate it when you're watching a boxing match and halfway through the match, you catch it late.
16:47There'll be a white guy fighting a black guy and they'll be describing the trunks as the who's who.
16:51Just say the brother and the white guy.
16:52We already know who's going to win.
16:54We just don't win round yet.
16:56That's it.
16:56That's it.
16:57Why do we can't fight?
16:59Well, we'll press charges like a motherfucker.
17:01Woo!
17:05You know, I hate that, man.
17:07We see these NFL announcers and we just say the future of the NFL quarterback is black.
17:10Nobody's going to get mad.
17:11We ain't tripping.
17:12Sometimes perception is reality, you know.
17:14CBS and Fox Sports, they won't say it.
17:16They'll subliminally tell you black, but they won't say black.
17:20They'll say stuff like this.
17:21Basically, to be a successful quarterback in the NFL in five years,
17:24you're going to have to be in the mold of Charlie Bash, Michael Vick, Dante Culpepper,
17:29Achilles Smith, Aaron Brooks, Jeff Blake.
17:32You know, you've got to be quick on your feet.
17:34You've got to be able to read the defense, throw over or under.
17:36You've got to hang out at barbershops.
17:37You've got to eat macaroni and cheese.
17:38You've got to eat sweet potato pie.
17:39What are you talking about?
17:40That's black, man.
17:42That's black.
17:43I ain't stupid.
17:44I ain't stupid.
17:45Only what we got left, white people's NASCAR.
17:47That's us.
17:48That's our shit.
17:50Ain't nobody getting a NASCAR.
17:52That's all us.
17:52Ain't no other race even trying to get in car racing.
17:54That's all us, you know.
17:56Asians, they can't even drive on a normal road.
17:58They cannot get in car racing.
17:59That ain't going to work.
18:03That ain't going to work.
18:06That race is going to make the first turn
18:07and it's a 30-car crash.
18:09Goddammit, Lee.
18:10I saw thee.
18:12I know what you're trying.
18:13I don't have to go put it for you.
18:15Don't take this ship car.
18:16I don't see no Asians out front doing donuts after the show.
18:18I can drive, bitch.
18:19I can drive.
18:21Black people, you can't give a black person,
18:24especially a brother,
18:25you can't give a brother a car that costs a half a million dollars
18:27and then tell them to go fast.
18:29And he might crash.
18:31That brother's going to be pimping around that track.
18:33Boom, doom, boom.
18:35Boom, boom.
18:36Brother's giving shout-outs and shit.
18:38Daytona, Daytona.
18:43Can you see a brother pulling the pit?
18:45Don't change shit.
18:45Just shine it up.
18:46Shine it up.
18:47Shine my shit.
18:48Shine that.
18:49Brother be cutting across the grass, save gas money.
18:51Where the fuck is Jackson going?
18:52Where is Jackson going?
18:56You know, car racing,
18:57and that's all about sponsorship.
18:59Ain't nobody going to sponsor a black car racer.
19:01Who is sponsoring a black car racer?
19:03FUBU?
19:06Hennessy?
19:08S-Curl?
19:10Big Afro on the hood.
19:17Mexicans?
19:18Mexicans ain't getting in car racers.
19:19No.
19:21They pull in the pit.
19:22Nobody's in the pit.
19:23Everybody's in the car.
19:23They pull in the pit.
19:28You think a Mexican car racer?
19:32That motherfucker pulls into the pit.
19:33Go take the tire.
19:33Get them in the cab, fucker.
19:42Mexicans are the best natured people, too, man.
19:44Glass is always half full with Mexicans.
19:46Always half full.
19:47Mexicans, you put them in some fucked up situations,
19:51they make the best of it.
19:52You try to put 22 white people
19:54in a one-bedroom apartment.
19:56We're going to be bitching.
19:57This sucks.
20:00Man, this sucks.
20:01Fuck you, Dad.
20:01You're a cock.
20:02Shut up.
20:03Get a job, Dad.
20:04You cock.
20:06You just put 22 black people
20:08in one-bedroom apartment,
20:08they're going to argue.
20:09Fuck you.
20:10Fuck you.
20:10Fuck all 21 of you motherfuckers, all right?
20:13Got me up in this one-bedroom,
20:15little motherfucker.
20:15You put 22 Mexicans in a one-bedroom apartment?
20:20Eh, we're together!
20:24Because we tripped so much on brand.
20:26I talk about it so much.
20:27Because that's the Achilles heel of this country.
20:29It's race, you know?
20:30You can say what you want.
20:30People don't want to talk about it.
20:32I talk about it.
20:33That shit's funny to me, you know?
20:35The way we do stuff is all different and everything, you know?
20:38Because I'm living, you know,
20:40I'm living what America wasn't supposed to be like, you know?
20:43I got a mixed son, 10.
20:45My son's half black and half white.
20:46I'm the white.
20:48Mother's black.
20:49It's difficult raising a mixed kid.
20:51It's real easy to be black or white.
20:53Mixed has got it harder than black and white people.
20:55Mixed, my son's got it hard.
20:57You know, he ain't even had that many role models
20:59for black and white people.
21:00White people's got a lot of role models.
21:01Black people's got a lot of role models.
21:03Who's my kid got?
21:04Prince?
21:08And it's difficult because a lot of questions he asks me,
21:11I'm not really prepared to answer.
21:12He catches me off guard a lot, you know?
21:14Because sometimes my son wants to be black.
21:17Sometimes he'd rather be white.
21:18Sometimes he just wants to mess with people,
21:20say he's Dominican and shit.
21:23You know?
21:24We'll be at the mall.
21:25Hey, Father, shut up, man.
21:26I couldn't understand you.
21:29And, you know, last year was a real hard year
21:31when he was nine.
21:32That was difficult
21:33because last year he was in third grade.
21:35In third grade, you start learning American history.
21:38So, you know,
21:39sometimes he would come over from school
21:41with an attitude looking at me
21:42like I might have did something to him in the past.
21:45He would be walking in the house.
21:46Dad, you want to tell me something?
21:50You want to tell me something about the past, Dad?
21:52All right.
21:531800 sing a bell?
21:541800 sing a bell.
21:55Maybe, maybe.
21:56Anything ring a bell?
21:58I was like, what are you talking about?
21:59He asked me why I didn't take you
22:00to me and me and Marge.
22:02Hey, Dad,
22:03why didn't you take me and me and Marge?
22:04I said, I wasn't invited.
22:08You should have called your uncle, shit.
22:09I took him to the airport to go to that shit.
22:10So don't bring that now.
22:11You got a t-shirt.
22:12You got a t-shirt.
22:12You got a t-shirt.
22:16Says you're one in a million.
22:17You're one in a million.
22:19He goes, nah, Dad, what's the real reason?
22:21I said, you were five years old.
22:22He goes, nah, you're trying to keep me down
22:24away from my people.
22:24I know what you're talking about.
22:28Lately, he's been really coming in.
22:29He really wants to be black.
22:30Lately, you know, he's been coming in.
22:31Dad, I'm black.
22:35I am so black, and black is beautiful.
22:38Look at me, Dad.
22:39I'm so black.
22:40Look at me.
22:41Look at me.
22:41When I go outside, people say, that's a black kid.
22:46When I go to family reunions, they go, who's the cute little black kid?
22:50So I don't know what happened between you and my mom, but right now, I am black.
22:56I said, no, you're mixed.
22:58You're half black and half white.
23:00No!
23:01I'm all black.
23:05No, you're not.
23:05You're half black and half white.
23:07I said, I got the DNA test.
23:09I got it.
23:16I don't care, because it's 99.9.
23:20That ain't 100.
23:24So until you get 100, I am black.
23:30I said, I'm telling you, you're mixed.
23:32You're not half, you know, you're not whole black.
23:34You're half black.
23:35You're half black and half white.
23:36No!
23:37Look at me.
23:38I am all black.
23:39I said, where do you think they got the good hair from, motherfucker?
23:44That ain't come from your mama.
23:45Wash and go.
23:46Wash and go.
23:47That's all you gotta do.
23:48That comes from me, player.
23:50You ain't ever got to use a hot comb, ever.
23:52Ever got to use a hot comb on your shit.
23:54You will never have a burn on the back of your neck, ever.
23:57Your shit just grows and flows, grows and flows.
24:00You want to get so much pussy because of me.
24:04I don't care, dad.
24:05I appreciate the good hair, but I am still black.
24:10I said, you sure you want to be black?
24:11I want to be black.
24:12You don't want to be white?
24:13I don't want to be white.
24:15I said, okay.
24:17I got to stop beating your ass, then timeout's over.
24:19Now, shut the fuck up, you black mother.
24:21I got to beat the fuck out of your black ass, you black son of a...
24:25Black.
24:28Uh, uh, dad, dad, I changed my mind.
24:31I totally see where you're coming from.
24:33I see where you're coming from.
24:34Yup, yup.
24:36I think I want to be white.
24:37I think I want to be white, dad.
24:38Go ahead and put on Barry Manilow.
24:39Go put on that Barry Manilow, dad.
24:40He's got some catchy tone.
24:42I think he's got black backup singers.
24:43He got black backup singers.
24:44Now, you know, as a father, you want your son to look like you a little bit.
24:50Just a little.
24:53I didn't realize I'm going to be a kid between a black and white person.
24:5590% of the time, the kid's going to look black.
24:56He's not going to look white.
24:57I didn't know that.
24:59You know, I didn't tell my parents I was having a mixed kid.
25:01I thought maybe they won't notice.
25:04I didn't realize the first time I brought him home, that kind of reaction I was going to get and shit.
25:08Gary, bring that little son of a bitch over here right now.
25:10Bring that little son of a bitch, put him right here.
25:13I'm going to see my grandbaby right here.
25:14Put that, holy shit, that motherfucker's got an afro, Gary.
25:16What the fuck happened?
25:22Athletes are out of control.
25:23They be fighting now, you know.
25:25Football players are fighting up for murder, you know.
25:27Basketball players are fighting.
25:28Hockey players need to go with sticks, you know.
25:31Basketball all started a couple of years ago.
25:32I knew we was on a downward trend in basketball when usually a player fights a player.
25:36But when a player fights a coach, that's when you know something's up, you know.
25:39Remember when Latrelle Sriwell choked his coach?
25:42You know, three years ago, he signed a contract for $32 million, and then he choked his coach.
25:46This brother didn't just choke his coach.
25:48He choked his coach, left, went to the locker room, thought about it, came back out, and choked his ass again.
25:52He actually had time to simmer down and think about what he did wrong, and he felt the need to choke that motherfucker one more time.
25:58I was like, what are you doing?
25:59If you don't know the story, Latrelle Sriwell three years ago had a contract for $32 million,
26:02then he choked his coach, and they fired him.
26:04Just kicked him out the league for a year.
26:06So he went from $32 million to nothing, because he choked his coach.
26:09So they said, why'd you choke your coach?
26:11He said, because he verbally abused me.
26:16$32 million?
26:18Verbal abuse?
26:20What did he say?
26:24I just can't think of nothing off the top of my head that's going to make me want to choke somebody,
26:27and I just signed a contract for $32 million.
26:29Honestly, God, one thing you never call a woman is a bitch.
26:32But give her $32 million, you can call her a bitch!
26:39Just for one time, one time, give a woman $32 million and call her a bitch.
26:42See what happens, nothing.
26:43I'm going to write to her, excuse me, excuse me, you a nasty-ass bitch.
26:46What?
26:47At times, I can be, if I'm not.
26:51You mean $32 million, you can talk about me, my mom, the size of my ding-dong, I don't care.
26:55You can be looking dead at her, God damn, that's small.
26:57I know, I'm just going to go to the bank player.
26:58All right.
27:00Make a couple withdrawals, let me get an extension on it, because I can afford to do that.
27:04Maybe I'll take another $12 million, bring a $6 million, cut over $9 million.
27:05Maybe I'll take a $3 million in my $40 million and fuck you like this.
27:12Any father in here wants your son to look like you a little bit, just a little.
27:16My son looks nothing like me, nothing.
27:19I mean, you see me walking down the street with my son, you do not know that's my son.
27:21You think I'm in the big brother, big sister program with his hand.
27:24P.B. Hall, now, I appreciate what you're doing.
27:28It's for the community, for the community, yeah, it's doing my part.
27:30Keeping kids off the streets, keeping the kids off the streets.
27:33Sometimes black guys get mad at me if I yell at my kid in public.
27:37They just think I'm this white guy yelling at this little black kid for no reason.
27:41You know, they don't know that's my kid, I'm allowed to yell at them by law.
27:45Actually, I'm supposed to yell at them now and again.
27:47They just see a white guy, like I'm this deranged white guy running over the malls, yelling at
27:50little black kids or something, you know.
27:51I'll be at the mall, I'll be like, Emilio, put that shit down and get over here.
27:55Who in the fuck?
27:59You know, I got a safe face.
28:00Motherfucker, fuck you.
28:01Let's go, let's go, let's go.
28:03Come on, come on, just make it a car, make it a car, just make it a car.
28:05I swear to God, I'll get you them Jordans tomorrow.
28:06I'll get you all the Jordans you want.
28:07I'll get you every color, I'll get you every color.
28:09You know, he's half black, 10 years old.
28:10He's already faster than me and shit.
28:12He's already at the car, got it started.
28:13I'm like, damn.
28:16How'd you get the car so fast?
28:19Mom.
28:19I got to be careful, man, because, you know, I just bought a new house and the new school
28:24issue I moved my son into, it was an all-white school, all-white.
28:28He was the only black kid at the whole school.
28:29I said, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
28:31He's not going here.
28:32You know, I don't want him being the only one.
28:34Everybody's just looking at him like they're in the monorail at the zoo and shit.
28:37You see the only black kid on the playground?
28:47There he is.
28:54Tommy, come here.
28:55There he is.
28:56New kid.
28:57Yeah, I knew.
28:58Yeah.
29:01I'm going to pick him first.
29:03I got the first pick.
29:04I don't got him.
29:05You know?
29:06I said, I can't have that shit, man.
29:08It's like, every day when I'm in town, I have to drive my son 20 minutes to a different
29:12school district.
29:13And he doesn't have to go to all black school.
29:14I'm not saying that at all.
29:15I'm just saying, he can go to a school with just three, four black kids.
29:18As long as he's got somebody else in the playground that looks like him.
29:21You know?
29:21He ain't got to hang out with him.
29:22Just give him some dab, roll on.
29:24You know?
29:24What's up, player?
29:25All right.
29:25I see you.
29:26I see you.
29:26Third grade?
29:27Fourth grade.
29:28Third grade?
29:28Fourth grade.
29:29No, that's hard.
29:30You're the only one.
29:30So every day, I got to drive him like 20 minutes to this other school district.
29:34And the school district I got him in is great, because they got Asians and Mexicans and whites.
29:38They got everybody there.
29:39You know?
29:40So, but it's funny to me, because I went for Father Sunday, and my job was to separate the kickball
29:45team.
29:46I had to separate the kickball team.
29:47And you immediately know which kid is which by the names.
29:51You know?
29:51You ain't even got to see him.
29:52You ain't even got to look up.
29:53You know what color he is by the name.
29:56You know?
29:56You can't.
29:57And black people, come on.
30:02We done heard all the jokes about naming people after food and cars and liquor and stuff.
30:09I saw the black name to top all black names.
30:12I was going down the road call.
30:14And, you know, you don't want to embarrass the kid by mispronouncing his name.
30:17You know?
30:17So, I was like, Jason, here.
30:20Jason, what's up?
30:21Billy, here, Mr. Owens.
30:22Hey, Billy.
30:23Hector, hola, Sr. Owens.
30:25Hey, Hector.
30:26All right.
30:28I got the fourth name on the list.
30:30I looked at it like four or five times.
30:33I said, I don't want to embarrass this kid.
30:35I sounded it out.
30:39I don't know if his mama was fat or what.
30:42I said, lemon jello.
30:47You know what he said?
30:51That's limonjello.
30:54Had a walk and everything.
30:57You don't know about that, player.
31:00That's limonjello.
31:00That's one word.
31:01That's one word.
31:02Lemon jello is two words.
31:03Put it together.
31:04Limonjello.
31:06Your shit is L-E-M-O-N-J-E-L-L-O.
31:09Your shit is lemon jello, player.
31:11When you get in a black family, no matter what color you are, you in the family.
31:19Deep.
31:21They've called me the N-word a lot.
31:24Out of affection.
31:25I mean, out of affection.
31:26That really throws you.
31:27First time a white guy gets called the N-word out of affection, you don't know how to react.
31:31How do you respond to that?
31:33You know, you're just kind of like this.
31:34Hey.
31:41I want to tell you the same, but I'm not allowed.
31:55I want to tell you the same.
31:57Black wives.
31:59I didn't realize, like, four or five black guys can punk four or five white guys.
32:04I didn't realize that in most parts of the country.
32:06I was rolling down the street in my car.
32:08I had two of my son's cousins and two of his uncles in the car.
32:12Just rolling.
32:13And I cut these three white dudes off in traffic on accident.
32:16So the white dudes got pissed because it was a night and they started flashing us with their brights.
32:20And they, you know, then they pulled up beside us and came right to the driver's side of the car.
32:23It was like, this far from me, you know.
32:25And they was getting ready to cuss us out.
32:27But see, they just thought it was me.
32:29They didn't see the other brothers in the car because they was laid back and shit.
32:35You should see when they pulled up next to us, getting ready to cuss us out.
32:38And all the seats came up.
32:39You see four black faces in the car.
32:42Man, the whole situation turned in my favor, man.
32:44And the whole cutoff thing.
32:45These white guys were ready to cuss us out until they saw the black guys.
32:48They was like, hey, mother fuck, man.
32:52I'm so glad I got a son.
32:54I don't want no daughter ever.
32:56Ever.
32:57You know, daughters are too much trouble.
32:59You know, because especially when they become like 13, 14, the hormones kick in.
33:03There ain't no time you want to be a dad to a daughter.
33:05You can't have your daughter going out, shit.
33:07She's got to be in at 8 o'clock every night.
33:09You know, you got tracking on the internet.
33:11You got an ankle bracing on her ass.
33:13You know.
33:14Because, you know, your daughter's your pride and joy.
33:16That's the sweetness.
33:17Innocent.
33:19You don't want to ever think of your daughter having sex.
33:22But it's going to happen.
33:23You know.
33:24That's my biggest fear.
33:25I'm going to have a daughter and she's going to be a hoe.
33:27Because we all know that one girl in high school and around the neighborhood that's fucking everybody.
33:33What if that's your daughter?
33:35You know.
33:35And you think she's popular and shit.
33:38You know.
33:39Because just the way you react to shit is totally different between your son and daughter.
33:43Let's say you come home from work early.
33:44Walk in the house.
33:46You catch your son having sex in the living room with a girl.
33:49You can handle that.
33:50As a father, I actually want to see that shit.
33:54You know.
33:54Let's say you walk in the house.
33:56Come home from work early.
33:57Nobody knows you're coming home.
33:58Walk in the house.
33:59You catch your son having sex with a cheerleader on the living room couch.
34:04What the f-
34:05My boy!
34:07Oh shit.
34:08I'm going to call your grandpa.
34:09Dad, he's fucking right now.
34:10Yep.
34:11I'm telling you.
34:12He's tanned it up.
34:12He's tanned it up.
34:13Okay.
34:13I'm going to tape it.
34:15That's my boy.
34:16Fucking for the first time.
34:17You'll be coaching him.
34:18Hey, turn her over.
34:19Turn her over.
34:20Hit her from the back.
34:22Hit her from the back.
34:24Shit.
34:24Oh, you wearing a condom?
34:26You're responsible.
34:27You're responsible.
34:28I knew I taught you.
34:29It's a magnum?
34:30Motherfucking magnum!
34:32Shit!
34:36Take that same situation though.
34:38Walk in the house.
34:40Come home from work early.
34:41Catch your daughter getting the bottom knocked out of her ass by some big ass linebacker.
34:46How are you going to react to that as a father?
34:49You know?
34:50Hey, what's going on?
34:50What the?
34:51Get your ass to your room.
34:56Get your ass to your room.
34:58Take your ass to your room.
34:59You know what you did wrong.
35:02I'll be inside in a few minutes.
35:04Get done digging this hole.
35:06We're going to get that pool next week, I guess.
35:07We're going to get that pool next week.
35:09You ever see a trailer park with a pool?
35:10That's a dad's son bitch in that backyard.
35:12You know?
35:13We retarded, but we ain't stupid.
35:15You know?
35:16And even if you have a good girl, even if your daughter says, Dad, I'm going to save myself until I get married.
35:21And she does.
35:22Your daughter does not have sex until she gets married.
35:25You know the one night your daughter is getting the bottom knocked out of her ass is the wedding night.
35:31That ain't no time to be no proud papa walking your daughter down the aisle.
35:35Because basically what you're saying to everybody in that church is, how you doing?
35:38Dogs getting fucked tonight.
35:39Hey!
35:44It sucks being a guy, you know?
35:46We can't.
35:46There's songs I want to listen to and pump in my car.
35:48I can't listen to.
35:49Like, you can see right after the show, you can go out front and see four women driving by listening to DMX.
35:54I'm like, damn, look at them sexy girls listening to DMX.
35:57Woo!
35:58Sexy, boy.
35:59Sexy.
36:00Can you imagine seeing four guys running by listening to Destiny's Child?
36:04That shit ain't sexy or nothing.
36:07You can't see no four dudes.
36:09All the women, truly feel me, throw your hands up at me.
36:13All the...
36:14Hey, what's up, girl?
36:14What's up?
36:15What's up?
36:16Yeah.
36:17Yeah.
36:17Yeah.
36:19You know, I like Tony Braxton.
36:20You can't have four dudes trying to pick up a girl at the corner listening to Tony.
36:23Hey, what's up, girl?
36:24He wasn't man enough for me.
36:27What are you thinking?
36:29Do you know what?
36:31A lot of people bag on singing.
36:33I just like music.
36:33I don't care what you do in your personal life.
36:35We get too involved in the singer's personal business.
36:38Michael Jackson's a classic example.
36:40Everybody bags and talks about Mike.
36:42He can still sing, and he's still the greatest entertainer you will ever see live.
36:45Jesus.
36:46You see Michael Jackson live?
36:47Ooh, you'd be the hardest dog in the world.
36:49You would scream like a bitch halfway through that concert, boy.
36:52I don't care who you are.
36:53And Michael Jackson...
36:54I got a theory on Michael Jackson.
36:55My personal theory is that Michael Jackson is Jesus.
37:01I'm telling you.
37:02He is Jesus.
37:03He's already here, been living here.
37:05Because, you know, we do stuff to Michael Jackson.
37:07We only do to Jesus.
37:08You know?
37:09Persecute him.
37:09Put him down.
37:10Make fun of him.
37:11Just because he wants to change colors and play with little kids and stuff.
37:14But he never fights back, does he?
37:17I just love everybody.
37:18It's cool.
37:19It's cool.
37:20He doesn't fight back.
37:22You know?
37:23He does stuff that only Jesus can do.
37:24There's two songs you know by heart.
37:26Beat It and Happy Birthday.
37:28You don't know where you learned them two songs.
37:29You don't know how you learned it.
37:30But every time they come on, you know every word.
37:32Michael Jackson does stuff that only Jesus can do.
37:33Michael Jackson goes to third world countries.
37:35They have no money.
37:37They have no music.
37:38They have no radio.
37:39They have no TV.
37:40Yet he comes to concert and sells out.
37:44Oh, and Jesus can do that.
37:48You know?
37:49I ain't saying he's Jesus.
37:51I'm just saying when he dies, you got three days to get your shit together.
37:53That's all I'm saying.
37:56And people be asking all the time, what color is Jesus?
37:59People be arguing, especially down south, they be arguing, is Jesus black or is Jesus white?
38:03That's a dumb argument.
38:04It's going to be too late when we find out.
38:06Don't be arguing over if it's Jesus black or is Jesus white.
38:08We're going to feel real stupid if he's Mexican.
38:10And we've been fighting about is he black or white.
38:13When we get up to heaven, there's Jesus.
38:14Hey, what's up?
38:15Come on in, fucker.
38:17Hey, how you doing?
38:18How you doing?
38:19Hey.
38:21Hey, this is my brother and my sister.
38:26Yup.
38:26And this is Moses.
38:27I know you know Moses.
38:28That's him.
38:29Say hello, Moses.
38:30Hello.
38:30I told you I know him, fucker.
38:32That's my friend.
38:34We go way back.
38:37My son asked me all the time what color Jesus is, you know?
38:39Hey, Dan.
38:40Is Jesus black or is Jesus white?
38:42Either way, I'm covered.
38:43I just want to know.
38:48So we start reading the Bible together.
38:50We came to the conclusion that Jesus is black.
38:52I might be totally wrong.
38:54But personally, I think he was probably black.
38:56Think about it.
38:57Jesus called everybody brother.
39:02Black.
39:03Jesus listened to gospel music.
39:06Black.
39:07Jesus didn't get a fair trial.
39:09Woo.
39:10Black then a motherfucker right there.
39:14That pretty much certified it for me.
39:15But now everybody wants to get a kick on the boy bands.
39:22We all got off Michael Jackson.
39:23We got off the hard rock.
39:24We got off the rap.
39:24Everybody wants to bag on the boy bands.
39:26Don't bag on the boy bands.
39:27I like them personally.
39:28That's my shit.
39:31You know, you can lie and act like you don't like them, but you like them, you know?
39:36Because you get caught.
39:37You know we all get caught driving in a car listening to a Backstreet Boys, a new NSYNC song.
39:41We ain't supposed to know yet.
39:42We know every word, you know?
39:45We all got that song.
39:46You know, I was riding in a car.
39:47I forgot my homeboy was riding with me.
39:48We was just rolling.
39:50Oh, Backstreet's back.
39:53All right.
39:54Oh, shit.
39:56I'm sorry.
39:58I'm sorry.
40:01I forgot you was in the car, man.
40:03My son listens to that shit, man.
40:05You know, Barney and Backstreet's and shit.
40:08I like the boy bands, man.
40:10Because the boy bands think about stuff.
40:11Especially my son.
40:12At 10, I don't want him listening to rap and hard rock.
40:14Not yet.
40:15He can decide when he gets 16.
40:16But at 10, he listens to boy bands.
40:18That's all that's played all over my house.
40:19Because the boy bands think about songs that I want my son doing.
40:23They don't talk about calling women derogatory names or killing people.
40:26They just, you know, let's go to the park and hold hands.
40:29Let's go to McDonald's and get a number two.
40:34Supersize it for you.
40:35I'm like, damn, that is so catchy.
40:38That is so catchy.
40:39That is so catchy.
40:40And we know the boy bands ain't as talented as they promote.
40:42They talented, but not as talented.
40:44That's why they put four or five of them in a group, you know.
40:46So in case one of the voice cracks, they got backup stuff, you know.
40:49Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, that was so good.
40:53You guys are really talented, you know.
40:55The only problem I got with the boy bands is the dance moves.
40:58They ain't changed in 40 years.
41:00Same stuff NSYNC, Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees doing.
41:03It's the same stuff that Jackson 5 was doing in the 60s,
41:05that New Kids on the Block was doing in the 80s,
41:07that Boyzman was doing in the early 90s.
41:08It's the same shit.
41:09Ain't changed.
41:10You can be a deaf mute and know what's going to happen at a boy band concert.
41:14Every boy band concert is exactly the same.
41:15What's going to happen is there's going to be like 20,000 screaming teenagers
41:18yelling your name, so you've got to run out from the back of the stage.
41:22You can't just walk out.
41:23You're in a boy band, one heart, one soul, passion.
41:26You know, you're all one.
41:28So you've got to run to the other side of the stage
41:30and let them 20,000 girls know that you're there for them.
41:33Because you've got to run out.
41:38Then you've got to point at all 20,000,
41:40let them know you're there for them.
41:42Yeah.
41:44Oh.
41:45Then you've got to jump to the middle of the stage.
41:52Then you've got to give these girls an intense look,
41:54like you're there for them intense.
41:56Oh.
42:00Then you've got to do a half a step,
42:01and you've got to punch four times.
42:04One, two, three, four.
42:07Then you've got to do a half a turn.
42:08One, two, three, four.
42:10Then you've got to smile at all the girls and let them know
42:12you didn't forget about them.
42:13Yeah.
42:15Then you've got to come to the front,
42:16like you're locked up.
42:17I'm locked up, but I want to be free.
42:19And you've got to let them know
42:20you want to be free for them.
42:21Oh.
42:21Oh.
42:25That's all you've got to do.
42:27You can get four of your homeboys,
42:28get that shit together tight.
42:29You can start a boy band up.
42:32No matter what song,
42:34no matter what group,
42:34that shit will be perfect.
42:36You guys only can believe me.
42:37I'll prove it to you.
42:41Fuck it.
42:41I'll prove it to you.
42:48DJ, go put on the Backstreet Boys.
42:54Yeah.
42:56Oh.
42:56Hold on, hold on.
43:07Hold on, hold on, hold on.
43:08Hold on.
43:09Hold on.
43:10All right, this is going to be a different group,
43:13different song.
43:15Motherfucker perfect.
43:18Go ahead and put on NSYNC, DJ.
43:25Yeah.
43:25Yeah.
43:26Oh.
43:37Hold on, hold on.
43:39I can't remember that shit.
43:42All right, hold on, hold on, hold on.
43:43I got one more, all right, one more.
43:44The only boy band to ever put a twist in their shit
43:47was New Edition, right?
43:50They did all the other dance moves
43:52that all the other boy bands did,
43:53but they dropped this.
43:55Because Bobby kept getting locked up two months.
43:57He's like, fuck this.
43:58No.
44:00But they added their own shit.
44:01New Edition did all the same dance moves up to this,
44:03and they added their own signature shit.
44:05You know it's a New Edition concert
44:06if they do this one dance move,
44:08but they do everything else
44:09just like all the other boy bands.
44:10Okay, I'll prove it to you.
44:19DJ, go ahead and put on New Edition.
44:20Hey, you guys, thanks a lot.
44:36I appreciate it.
44:37bromisewain.
44:53Oh.
44:54Oh.
44:55Oh.
44:55Oh.
44:57Oh.
44:58Oh.
44:58Oh.
44:59Oh.
45:00Oh.
45:01Oh.
45:01Oh.
45:02No, Gary, busting it out, Gary, busting it out.
45:22It was great, busting up crime, couldn't help, it was great, really great.
45:27This is my second, this is my first time, I'm gonna go see him again.
45:31He's one funny mofo.
45:34He's awesome, he's funny, he's representing for the white people.
45:38Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary.
45:46He's a bomb, he's a bomb, I'll be back.
45:49We love Gary, oh great, great, great.
45:52I'm feeling you, Gary, I'm feeling you, baby.
45:54The dance, Gary Owens, great.
45:56Gary's great, yes, he's great.
45:59Wonderful, wonderful.
46:01Very funny.
46:02It was big, I like that.
46:03Lovely, lovely.
46:04He was the bomb.
46:06He was brave, he was off the hook one time.
46:08He was off the hook.
46:09That was good.
46:10He's sick with it, he's sick with it.
46:14It was good.
46:16Money well spent, money well spent.
46:18That's the best show I've seen in a while.
46:20A lot of people ain't funny these days.
46:22It was great, I loved it.
46:24Gary's the best day, woo!
46:26Great!
46:27When he was imitating the boy band, it was the best part.
46:31Oh, it was wonderful, he was so funny.
46:33We truly enjoyed it.
46:35Oh, it was wonderful.
46:36Gary Owens.
46:37Gary Owens, he's the bomb.
46:40He's the bomb.
46:41He's the bomb.
46:42He's my husband.
46:43He's awesome and funny.
46:45I thought it was great.
46:46It was funny that show.
46:48Yeah, it was funny.
46:49Gary's funny motherfuckers.
46:51No funny motherfuckers.
46:52Funny!
46:53Funniest white guy I've ever seen.
46:55New edition, dancing, boy band.
46:59The boy band.
47:00The boy band.
47:01That was a bomb.
47:02I happen to like boy band.
47:03That was fantastic.
47:04What did you think of Gary?
47:05I thought he was incredible.
47:07Awesome.
47:08I would have paid more, but definitely.
47:10It was really good.
47:11It was great.
47:12Yeah, it was really good.
47:13How was Gary?
47:14Very funny.
47:15Hilarious.
47:16Hilarious.
47:17Yeah, he was awesome.
47:18He rocked our world.
47:19He's ghetto.
47:20He's ghetto.
47:21He's ghetto.
47:22He's ghetto.
47:24and the boy bands was funny.
47:26He was great.
47:27Yeah?
47:28Hilarious.
47:29Yeah, he was awesome.
47:30He rocked our world.
47:32He ghetto.
47:33He's just ghetto.
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