- 7/1/2025
Earthquake brings his hilarious and straightforward signature comedic style to his all-new stand-up special that you won’t want to miss.
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00:00I'll see you next time.
00:30Yeah, I'm going to get that pick that goddamn money.
01:00What's up, Timmy?
01:02How y'all doing?
01:09Timmy!
01:11Starts there.
01:13Phoenix, which one of y'all are?
01:16Y'all all of them are.
01:17Yeah, I don't know what you are, but y'all know when you come here, you need all your clothes.
01:24It'll be 80 at 3 o'clock.
01:28And then below 30 at 4 o'clock.
01:31Motherfucker don't know what to wear.
01:32And y'all do got that slave heat down here, though.
01:39People say ain't no climate change shit.
01:41Anybody black knows climate change.
01:43I know it's climate change.
01:44Take a whole bottle to get this ash off my black hair.
01:47When I put lotion on it, it's like it's hitting the pipe.
01:53Goddamn.
01:55Then I turn white again.
01:59This motherfucker, I need some Vaseline.
02:01My skin ain't never been that dry.
02:07Some of y'all niggas ain't here right now looking at your hands.
02:11I thought it was your hands.
02:12It's a plate, nigga.
02:13It's a plate.
02:15My girl be trying to put some lotion on my ass.
02:19I said, no, mm-mm-mm.
02:21Ass always got to look ashy.
02:23You don't never want your ass being soft.
02:29Fuck around.
02:30Get locked up.
02:30That's your ass.
02:34Keep your ass looking like you don't even want to go in there.
02:38I want my ass to look horny.
02:42You be looking at that ass.
02:44I don't even want that one.
02:49That's what I told motherfuckers.
02:51If I was gay, I had to be the poker.
02:52Not the poker.
02:56If I'm the poker, we ain't gonna never make love.
03:00We gonna stay as a divorce counselor.
03:03I told him I wasn't that kind of guy.
03:09My friend, man.
03:10My fucker's losing their women over any kind of way.
03:12My man, he let his woman go
03:15because she kept on touching the thermostat.
03:19It'd be 90 degrees.
03:21She's still wearing a coat.
03:25He said it'd be so hot in that motherfucker.
03:28He'd feel like a slave.
03:32Oh, Jesus.
03:35These ain't jokes.
03:36I got police.
03:40These motherfuckers are crazy here.
03:42Shoot a motherfucker in a wheelchair.
03:49In the back.
03:51While he's trying to get away.
03:52I don't give a fuck.
03:53I don't give a fuck y'all laughing out.
04:00You know what happened.
04:02Shot him in the back.
04:04This nigga was stealing some tools.
04:08Only said he peed for his life.
04:10I thought the nigga was gonna run over my toes.
04:17Y'all police don't give a fuck.
04:20Shoot a nigga in the back.
04:22In a wheelchair.
04:23OJ free.
04:29Yeah, that nigga off for parole.
04:31White women, look out.
04:35The juice is loose.
04:40He's looking for some white women for dinner.
04:42Some of y'all ain't laughing.
04:46I don't give a fuck.
04:48That nigga's on parole.
04:50He's free.
04:5174 with dementia.
04:56Just in the club.
04:57What's happening?
04:59Bill Cosby in the car.
05:04If you can't get him, I get him.
05:09I got some pudding pop.
05:11I got some pudding pop.
05:13Who want the pudding pop?
05:16Bill out here just taking pussy.
05:19Just at the club, dropping the pill.
05:21Mm-mm.
05:22Just sitting back.
05:23Look how she fighting that medicine.
05:29That motherfucker strong.
05:31I should have gave her a thousand milligrams.
05:33That 500 ain't doing shit.
05:36Look how she fighting that medicine.
05:41These ain't jokes.
05:46He got out, though.
05:48Hanging with OJ.
05:51Both of them together.
05:53Women out here getting all kinds of surgeries now.
05:56And I ain't got nothing against it.
05:58Matter of fact, I endorse it.
06:00You can do some shit to make yourself look better.
06:02But it really tells you where a woman is in their life now.
06:05When I see a woman, boy, and she looking rough, I'm like, ooh.
06:15You need a stimulus package.
06:18Ain't nobody invested in you.
06:20There's no reason for your nose to look like that.
06:23You can fix that motherfucker if you wanted to.
06:25Some of y'all ain't laughing because you ain't here.
06:32You can take a full to a 10 if you invested in the right way.
06:39People don't know.
06:39You got to get a good one.
06:41Then, you know, some women, they can do all the surgeries.
06:44Yeah, they go get down there and get that pussy rebuilt.
06:47I was fucking with the chick.
06:51She went and got her shit regenerated and shit.
06:53Came back.
06:54That motherfucker was dried in a cracker.
06:57Wasn't nothing wet in that motherfucker.
06:59I was spitting in there.
07:00Come on.
07:01Somebody got to lube this motherfucker up.
07:04I thought she needed to go back and put a sprinkler system in this motherfucker.
07:08Ain't no water in this motherfucker.
07:10I can't keep getting this friction.
07:12We about to start a fire.
07:14We can't be fucking on this cotton sheet.
07:17When you was young, you looked for a woman with all that bullshit.
07:24Titties, ass, and everything.
07:25No, when you get in your 40s and 50s, you need to find you a caregiver.
07:32You need somebody to help your ass.
07:34Side chicks are terrible caregivers.
07:37They don't read prescriptions right or nothing.
07:40They don't respect your dietary restrictions.
07:44Coming home with chicken fingers.
07:46Bitch, you know I got high blood pressure.
07:47You better close the brakes to the kid.
07:52Some spinach in this motherfucker.
07:54Some celery.
07:55Coming in here with these hot wings for Popeye.
07:58And you want to know why I got a headache and my dick don't get hard.
08:04You ain't got a good woman in your life.
08:06You better look at one of your kids.
08:10That motherfucker going to be your caregiver.
08:12I got three kids, nigga.
08:14I only trust one of them.
08:17And if I was in the nursing home and one of my daughters came to pick me up,
08:20and I'd look at them and say, your daughter here to get them.
08:22I'd be like, mm-mm, take me back upstairs.
08:25Let me use your phone.
08:26I'll find somebody else to pick me up.
08:29Just put me at the bus stop.
08:31I'll catch a ride before I ride to them hoes.
08:34That motherfucker right there beat me.
08:37Just put me in front of the TV and won't clean me for four days.
08:41Flies be all on me.
08:42I be shitting on myself.
08:44She be stopping.
08:44You never loved me.
08:47I did.
08:48Once you made it.
08:48Once you made it, you was my child.
08:58Jada Pink is just doing Will wrong.
09:03I'm telling the Fresh Prince, nigga, get upset.
09:08She done had the entanglement, had a young nigga over there fucking her in the house.
09:13Got Will over here taking all kinds of chances.
09:16Seen a nigga on the moon taking pictures.
09:18I said, get your ass off of that motherfucker.
09:21Over China and on the Tide, underwater, in caves.
09:27I said, this nigga trying to die legally.
09:34What's wrong with these niggas making motherfuckers with money look bad?
09:38You get that kind of money, you don't pose your ass.
09:40You're 99, your woman ain't supposed to be one.
09:44You got money.
09:45Fuck that, nigga.
09:45I mean, that nigga, he got to have at least about two, three hundred, million.
09:52You got that motherfucker.
09:53They talking about sex was terrible with the freshman.
09:55I love Tupac.
10:00She love a nigga that ain't even here no more.
10:02I don't know.
10:06I don't know, is it worse, him or goddamn Kanye?
10:09Crying for Kim.
10:11Bring me back.
10:12Please me.
10:13Listen, first of all, nigga, you married the work.
10:15No, we have a rule in D.C.
10:20You never married the work.
10:22It's the kitty, nigga.
10:23That's for everybody.
10:24You don't pose to keep the kitty for yourself.
10:27It's the work.
10:28Now you out here crying for her and shit.
10:32She's single now, motherfuckers.
10:34Trying to be a lawyer.
10:35I might have to hook up with a...
10:39Get that heat on me.
10:44These ain't jokes.
10:47I don't fuck with white women.
10:48I'm not the prejudice.
10:50I just...
10:51My preference.
10:52I gotta be with a black woman.
10:54Don't clap for that shit.
10:56I would like to have a diverse portfolio.
10:58Well, I just...
11:03I just...
11:04I just...
11:05I just love to fuck out our women.
11:07That attitude worked for me.
11:08I need to know.
11:10I don't like no docile, quiet motherfucker.
11:12You make me scared in the house.
11:14I'll be walking over there.
11:15Bitch, what you thinking?
11:18You ain't saying shit all night.
11:19Say something, bitch.
11:21I don't like a motherfucker that's just, you know,
11:23attitude with you.
11:25Type of motherfucker put you out,
11:26change the locks at your house.
11:28What are we going to do with Al Sharpton?
11:35This motherfucker's good boy.
11:36State boy.
11:39Ain't no eulogy.
11:41He skipped.
11:45I love Al to death, man.
11:47God bless him.
11:48I'm telling you right now,
11:49he better not lose another ounce.
11:54This nigga's disappearing.
11:56I was watching him on MSNBC.
11:59Went to take a piss and came back.
12:01That nigga was gone.
12:03I said, something wrong with my fire state.
12:07Then I seen he was between the resolution lines.
12:10I said, this nigga's skinnier than the motherfucker.
12:14This nigga's going between the H and the D.
12:16Our ancestors are some bad motherfuckers.
12:20I have the utmost respect for them.
12:23Al Sharpton and them marching motherfuckers stabbed them,
12:26and he still believe in the cause.
12:28And I tell y'all right now,
12:30as a black man,
12:32and a man that makes his money off trying to get us equality,
12:36we are a hard race on our leaders.
12:39Them motherfuckers go through it.
12:40I can't even understand how Martin Luther King did it.
12:44And I'm being honest with myself.
12:45I personally speaking,
12:47when I seen all the movies
12:48where Martin Luther King marched,
12:50I'm like, whew,
12:51I'm glad I came later.
12:55Because ain't no way I'm walking over that bridge
12:57and them crackers hit me with rocks and shit.
13:00I make one march.
13:03Martin come knock on it the next time.
13:05Come on, shit.
13:06Look at my eye, nigga.
13:08I ain't got it.
13:10Fuck that shit.
13:12We got to find another way, nigga.
13:16Fuck freedom.
13:20I don't want it no more, Martin.
13:23I want freedom.
13:25Look at my eye.
13:26I see three of you.
13:31Poor Wendy Williams.
13:34She going through everything what men go through.
13:38Motherfucker marry the wrong motherfucker,
13:50get your money and build another motherfucker up.
13:53That's what happened.
13:56It was hard on you.
13:58Your woman,
14:01in her case, her man,
14:02find a young,
14:06a younger motherfucker,
14:08use all the money,
14:10your money,
14:12build that bitch up.
14:13She finding everything.
14:15You desperate,
14:16all on your show,
14:17trying to date anybody.
14:21It's killing her.
14:22Now, why, man?
14:27It's hard on her.
14:29Funny as shit,
14:30when she fainted, nigga.
14:34No, I made sure she was all right,
14:36but after I knew that,
14:37nigga, I laughed.
14:39Put that shit on the DVR,
14:41and I said,
14:41look at this motherfucker.
14:44Yeah, it was like,
14:45Chimba!
14:45And she tall, nigga.
14:49Looked like a big-ass freak.
14:58I bet you ain't no one motherfucker
14:59pick her up by herself.
15:04Took two motherfuckers to get her up.
15:06It's hard to go to work,
15:07and you making money,
15:08and nothing more from you using it.
15:09Men been going through that shit
15:14all they life.
15:15That's why white men
15:16don't get no divorce.
15:17They kill eight bitches.
15:20You want to take half my shit,
15:21you going fishing.
15:25Get in the boat, bitch.
15:26Get in the boat.
15:27Where we going?
15:28Don't worry about it.
15:35Where we going, Billy?
15:36Don't worry about it.
15:38Just get your shit
15:39and get in the boat.
15:41Keep rolling that way.
15:43Look over there.
15:44What's over there?
15:47Hit her ass with a hammer.
15:49Wake up the next morning
15:50with a fly.
15:51I don't know why.
15:52She went to Walmart
15:55at 4.30 in the morning.
15:59Got the whole neighborhood
16:00looking for that hoe.
16:02She underneath the porch.
16:06But Wendy going through it.
16:08I feel her.
16:09It's all making that bread, man.
16:11And the person you thought
16:13loved you.
16:15Gone with your money
16:17didn't get a young girl
16:18and buy her all the shit.
16:20You all on your show
16:22trying to find a man.
16:25Make you just have
16:26a nervous fucking breakdown.
16:30She strong.
16:31She man enough.
16:31I just be fucking with Wendy.
16:45She fucking with everybody else.
16:47Take a joke.
16:49These ain't nothing but jokes.
16:50What about Jesse Solette?
16:54What about Jesse Solette?
16:56This line, motherfucker.
16:59This nigga told a barbershop lie.
17:02You know where the barbershop lie is.
17:14When a nigga walk in there,
17:15nigga, you ain't even gonna believe this.
17:20This nigga coming with a barbershop lie.
17:22This nigga said at three o'clock
17:26he went to go get a Subway sandwich.
17:29And he was walking down there
17:31and motherfucker called him
17:32racial, apothetic,
17:34gay slurs,
17:35had a MAGA hat on,
17:39threw bleach
17:40and a foreign object on him
17:42and put a noose around his neck.
17:43I said, damn nigga,
17:44all them niggas found you.
17:47Every racist group it was.
17:49I said, there you go,
17:50let's get them together.
17:57They got his ass.
17:59I knew he was lying, though.
18:02Nah, I knew the motherfucker was lying.
18:03Nah, you know,
18:05because when they interviewed a nigga,
18:07he was still holding
18:09Subway sandwich.
18:13But he had the noose around his neck.
18:16But he had the footlong right here.
18:18I said, this nigga
18:19didn't let go of the sandwich.
18:26I love a footlong,
18:28but not if a nigga hangin' me.
18:33I had to let a woman go
18:37because of Subway.
18:41Nah, man, listen, man, listen.
18:43Everybody know,
18:44when you get your food to go,
18:45you're supposed to check shit
18:46before you get home.
18:48We go get some food
18:49before we go see the football.
18:50We get home in time
18:51to watch the game on TV.
18:54So, you know,
18:55we get our food,
18:56drive home,
18:57get in home
18:57just in motherfucking time.
18:59I got my food out, nigga.
19:01I'm about to eat my shit,
19:02put my potato chips down.
19:04I hear in the other room,
19:05God damn it!
19:07I said, what, baby?
19:08They fucked my sandwich up.
19:11I said, what'd they do, boo?
19:12They ain't put none
19:13of the ingredients on there
19:14what I asked for.
19:16I said, what'd they leave out?
19:16They ain't put no pickles,
19:17no mayonnaise,
19:18none of the stuff.
19:19I'm like, damn.
19:20We need to go back.
19:21I'm like, fuck!
19:27She said, what's wrong?
19:28I said, I just don't understand
19:29how this happened.
19:33She said, what you mean
19:34you don't understand
19:35how this happened?
19:36I said, we was at Subway.
19:39They fixed your sandwich
19:40in your face.
19:44What did you do
19:45when you asked them
19:46for letters?
19:49What'd you do,
19:49turn around?
19:52And slid on there?
19:53Yeah, put some salt
19:54and pepper on there.
19:56Cut it in full time.
19:57Yeah, that's a combo.
19:58It's a combo.
20:03What did you do
20:04when you told them
20:05what you wanted?
20:06Can't fuck with no woman
20:07that can't get a Subway sandwich right.
20:10You can't have
20:11the woman of my dreams
20:12and the mother of my children
20:14who can't get a sandwich right.
20:17Y'all got to give it up
20:21to LeBron James.
20:24I know something
20:25blew my ass.
20:26Fuck with that nigga doing.
20:28LeBron James
20:29listen to me.
20:31It's a unicorn.
20:34Real talk.
20:35He's a fucking unicorn.
20:37You will never, ever see
20:38what this brother did.
20:39Fuck what he did
20:40on the court.
20:42Tell you who he is
20:44as a man
20:44especially as a black man.
20:48Fucking LeBron James
20:49came from a broken home
20:50where him and his mother
20:51had to go to house
20:52to house to house
20:52to house to house
20:53to house to house.
20:54No father.
20:57Then he had expectation
20:58on him
20:59as
20:59at 16
21:00and 17
21:01as the chosen one
21:02on Sports Illustrated.
21:04so he already
21:05had expectation
21:06in other words
21:08what we say
21:08to juice
21:09and everything.
21:11Not only did
21:12that black man
21:13go through
21:14the pros
21:16he married
21:17his high school
21:19sweetheart
21:19who happened
21:20to be black.
21:24Usually
21:24you know
21:25when the brothers get there
21:25it's time
21:26for me getting
21:26this white woman.
21:28Some of y'all
21:29ain't laughing
21:29because you're in here.
21:30Married her
21:37you ain't heard
21:38no scandal
21:39him being
21:40in no motherfucking
21:40in no drugs
21:42cheating on his wife
21:43caught up
21:44locked up
21:45none of that shit.
21:46Brung on four
21:47his motherfucking boys
21:48put him on
21:49and they all
21:51are independent
21:52millionaires
21:53on their own
21:54off the juice
21:55that he got them
21:56through the door
21:57and got them
21:58all through.
21:59Rich Paul
21:59who's doing
22:01his shit
22:01the rest of
22:02he got them
22:03and also
22:04went back
22:04to his own
22:05motherfucking
22:06neighborhood
22:06and put
22:08kids through
22:09goddamn college
22:10and the rest of
22:10you will never
22:11see no motherfucker
22:12like that.
22:14You ain't heard
22:15no cocaine
22:16rehab
22:17telling you man
22:19I look at that
22:20motherfucker like
22:20ooh
22:21you don't even know
22:24the pressure
22:24of being successful
22:25and abundance
22:26of able to
22:27doing what the
22:27fuck you wanted
22:28to do.
22:28and that
22:30brother was
22:30able to
22:31narrate
22:31and go
22:32through all
22:32that
22:32and never
22:33ever
22:34ever been
22:35an embarrassment
22:36to our
22:38fucking race
22:38and he came
22:40through what
22:41most of us
22:41come through
22:42a single
22:42black mother
22:43that got them
22:45all through
22:45and hold it
22:46on his own.
22:47You will never
22:48see no motherfucker
22:49do that again.
22:50Talk about
22:50because most of
22:51the time
22:51when they get
22:52that light on
22:53them you know
22:54what happens.
22:55And the first
22:56they said
22:56I never
22:57had no father.
22:59Well nigga
23:00you knew
23:00you ain't had
23:01no father
23:01a long time
23:02ago.
23:07Your father
23:08didn't just
23:08leave today.
23:13These ain't
23:14jokes.
23:16LeBron Shaq
23:17is another
23:17motherfucker
23:18ain't had no
23:18father.
23:18That's what
23:19made me go
23:19to the YMCA
23:20and all
23:22these AAU
23:23tournaments
23:23and be
23:24looking for
23:24these kids
23:25without father.
23:30Fuck the
23:31stock market.
23:33Catch that
23:34nigga when he
23:34ate.
23:34I could pay
23:35for these
23:35shoes till
23:36he go.
23:37Look at his
23:38mama.
23:38He need a
23:38man in his
23:39life.
23:42Got my
23:43Jordans on
23:44and all I
23:46want to say
23:46I know
23:47Mike ain't
23:48played in
23:49knees
23:49motherfuckers.
23:51These
23:52bitches be
23:52killing my
23:53feet.
23:55I know
23:55this nigga
23:56ain't put
23:56up 36.
23:59Knees
23:59motherfuckers.
24:05I know
24:05how women
24:06be feeling
24:06too because
24:07I really
24:07right now
24:08feel like
24:08I need
24:09some flats.
24:15But I
24:15want to
24:15look cute
24:16so the
24:16nigga just
24:17I really
24:19can use
24:20some
24:20slippers
24:21nigga.
24:22These
24:22corns like
24:23come on
24:23nigga how
24:23long we
24:24got.
24:29I be
24:29seeing
24:29women
24:30hauling
24:31them
24:31taking
24:31their
24:32shoes
24:32and
24:32putting
24:32them
24:33flats
24:33on.
24:33I ain't
24:33got no
24:34problem
24:34with it.
24:35Every time
24:36I put
24:36these J's
24:37on I be
24:38wanting to
24:38carry some
24:39slippers.
24:39divorce.
24:45Dr. Dre
24:46got his
24:46divorce.
24:50Some
24:50women be
24:51out there
24:52motherfucking
24:52matter.
24:53She said she
24:54wanted a
24:55million dollars
24:55a month.
24:57She said
24:58I don't know
24:59why you need
25:00a million.
25:01She said
25:01$200,000 is
25:03for entertainment.
25:03This
25:05motherfucker
25:05must be
25:06having a
25:06concert to
25:07herself.
25:12A
25:12million
25:13dollars.
25:15I remember
25:15I was going
25:16through my
25:16divorce.
25:16My wife
25:17was like
25:17I want
25:18$50,000 a
25:19month.
25:19I said
25:20I quit
25:20first.
25:23You heard
25:23the last
25:24joke bitch.
25:29I started
25:30working at
25:30McDonald's.
25:32Ain't that
25:33earthquake?
25:34Nigga do
25:34you want
25:34a number
25:34two?
25:36Do you
25:37want a
25:37number
25:37three?
25:38Take a
25:39picture and
25:39let her know
25:40I'm really
25:40working.
25:42Post that
25:43shit.
25:46That divorce
25:46some hard
25:47ass shit.
25:49You know
25:49it.
25:50There's some
25:50motherfuckers in
25:50here right
25:51now contemplating
25:52divorce.
25:53But they
25:54look over
25:54there and
25:54say well
25:55I really
25:55do love
25:56my truck
25:56and my
25:56dog.
26:00I'm
26:01going to
26:01stay
26:02with
26:02her.
26:03These
26:07ain't
26:08jokes.
26:10Some
26:10of y'all
26:11in here
26:11right now
26:11miserable
26:12than the
26:12motherfucker.
26:14And that
26:15pandemic really
26:16fucked you
26:16up.
26:17Because you
26:18ain't had
26:18no outlet.
26:20You just
26:21in this
26:21motherfucker.
26:21What's
26:22up?
26:22You know
26:23what's up.
26:23I don't
26:28know about
26:28any other
26:29woman
26:29but when
26:29a black
26:30woman
26:30mad at you
26:30that
26:31motherfucker
26:31let
26:31everybody
26:31in the
26:32world
26:32know.
26:33They'd be
26:33on the
26:34phone
26:34talking to
26:34you
26:34talking to
26:35people
26:35like
26:36you
26:36ain't even
26:36there.
26:38Yeah
26:39girl
26:39don't
26:39know
26:39how
26:39long
26:40I
26:40can
26:40put
26:40up
26:40with
26:40this.
26:43I
26:43ain't
26:43signed
26:44up
26:44for
26:44this.
26:46Bad
26:46dick
26:46and
26:47struggling.
26:49Where
26:50they do
26:50that
26:50at?
26:56I
26:56should've
26:57stayed
26:57with
26:57Craig.
27:01Should've
27:02stayed
27:02motherfucker
27:03with Craig.
27:03women do
27:05that shit
27:06for
27:06some
27:06people
27:07don't.
27:08Find
27:09that
27:09right
27:09woman.
27:09You
27:09good.
27:10Fuck
27:10with
27:10the
27:10wrong
27:11nigga.
27:11You
27:11gonna
27:11end
27:12up
27:12living
27:12with
27:12your
27:12mama.
27:14That
27:14pandemic
27:15let your
27:15ass
27:16know
27:16that
27:16shit
27:16happened
27:16too.
27:19You
27:19just
27:19stuck
27:19it
27:19like
27:20god
27:20damn.
27:21How
27:21she
27:22know
27:22it?
27:23I
27:24could
27:24feel
27:24her
27:24like
27:25whoo.
27:26Just
27:27let me
27:27get a
27:27raise.
27:28I'm
27:28gonna
27:28leave
27:28this
27:28motherfucker.
27:30Can't
27:31do it
27:31right
27:31now.
27:31Gas
27:32too
27:32got
27:35one
27:36more
27:36motherfucker
27:36penny.
27:37I'm
27:37telling you.
27:38I'm
27:38gonna
27:38vote
27:39for
27:39Trump.
27:44It's a
27:44joke
27:45motherfucker.
27:49Gas
27:49hot
27:50now.
27:50You
27:50gotta
27:50make
27:51up
27:51excuses.
27:53I
27:53said
27:53like
27:54daddy
27:54give
27:54me
27:54a
27:54ride
27:54to
27:54school.
27:55I
27:55said
27:55I
27:55would
27:55nigga
27:56but
27:56I
27:56ain't
27:56even
27:56going
27:56that
27:56way.
28:01I
28:01gotta
28:01make
28:02that
28:02right
28:02you
28:02need
28:03to
28:03go
28:03left.
28:04I
28:05just
28:05got
28:05enough
28:05time
28:06to
28:07make
28:07my
28:08appointment.
28:11That's
28:12the hardest
28:12shit
28:12when you
28:13go through
28:13a divorce
28:14too.
28:15Cause
28:16you're
28:16going
28:16through
28:16it's
28:16really
28:17cause
28:18you
28:18especially
28:19if you
28:19got
28:19kids
28:20cause
28:21you
28:21have
28:21sitting
28:22there
28:22you
28:22gotta
28:22protect
28:23their
28:23interest
28:23you
28:23wanna
28:23let
28:24them
28:24know
28:24it
28:25ain't
28:25had
28:25nothing
28:26to
28:26do
28:26with
28:27you
28:27just
28:28me
28:29and
28:29your
28:29motherfucking
28:30mama.
28:31ain't
28:33compatible
28:34that's
28:35all
28:35I'm a
28:36strong
28:37believer
28:37that
28:37you
28:37can
28:37be
28:38a
28:38father
28:38without
28:38being
28:39a
28:40husband
28:40boyfriend
28:41or
28:42even
28:42a
28:43friend
28:43what
28:45we
28:45supposed
28:45to do
28:46is
28:46co-parent
28:46and be
28:47in the
28:47best
28:47interest
28:48of
28:48our
28:48child
28:49some
28:50some
28:50some
28:50of
28:50y'all
28:50women
28:51be
28:51holding
28:51your
28:51kids
28:52like
28:52hostage
28:52feeling
28:54it's
28:54a
28:55package
28:55deal
28:55and say
28:57I'm
28:57a
28:57real
28:57nigga
28:57I
28:58do
28:58not
28:58negotiate
28:59with
28:59terrorists
29:00no I
29:06don't
29:07but you
29:09have to
29:10do
29:10what you
29:10have
29:10to
29:11do
29:11you
29:12have
29:12to
29:12show
29:12your
29:13child
29:13that
29:14it
29:14is
29:15the
29:17love
29:17of
29:18them
29:18that's
29:18the
29:18most
29:18important
29:19in
29:19your
29:19life
29:20so
29:20no
29:20matter
29:21what
29:21she
29:21do
29:22to
29:22you
29:22you
29:23as a
29:23man
29:24you
29:24brush
29:25that
29:25shit
29:25off
29:25and the
29:26reason
29:26why you
29:27post
29:27brush
29:27it
29:27off
29:28because
29:28to be
29:29quite
29:29honest
29:30with you
29:30all men
29:31are
29:31accountable
29:31for the
29:32decision
29:32they
29:32make
29:33and you
29:34decided
29:35to marry
29:36that
29:36motherfucker
29:36and you
29:39decided
29:40to go
29:41roll up
29:41in that
29:41motherfucker
29:42and send
29:43your dick
29:44in there
29:44like
29:44Rambo
29:45with no
29:45backup
29:45so
29:49you
29:49must
29:49take
29:49on
29:50the
29:50responsibility
29:52that
29:52comes
29:52along
29:53with
29:53it
29:53and I
29:54never
29:55had
29:55no
29:55problem
29:55with
29:56it
29:56my
29:57son
29:57is
29:57in
29:57here
29:57somewhere
29:58now
29:58it's
29:59my
29:59motherfucking
30:00man
30:00me and
30:00him
30:01spend a
30:02million
30:02dollars
30:02just to
30:03see
30:03that
30:03nigga
30:03Tuesday
30:04Wednesdays
30:04and Thursdays
30:05no that
30:08was
30:08that
30:08nigga
30:08these
30:09ain't
30:09jokes
30:09them
30:12was
30:12that
30:12was
30:12that
30:13was
30:13visitation
30:15rights
30:15for me
30:16to see
30:16my son
30:17Tuesday
30:17Wednesdays
30:18and Thursday
30:182 to 6
30:19I remember
30:21one time
30:22I took him
30:22home
30:22about 6.30
30:23he was having
30:23a good time
30:24at Chuck E. Cheese
30:25and when I got
30:26there
30:27police was dead
30:28and everything
30:29and her lawyer
30:30was there
30:31I had violated
30:32my court order
30:34yeah because
30:36I posed
30:37him at 6
30:37if you don't
30:39bring him
30:39back at 6
30:40and I'm
30:40bringing him
30:41back at 6.30
30:42you are
30:43in
30:43violation
30:43and you
30:44are
30:44in
30:45contempt
30:45and then
30:46that's
30:46when they
30:47call
30:47their
30:47lawyer
30:47which
30:48you
30:49pay
30:49for
30:49no real
30:53talk
30:53and they
30:54do this
30:55shit
30:55called
30:55ex parte
30:56ex parte
30:58means
30:58I need
30:59to see
30:59the judge
31:00today
31:00right now
31:02and since
31:03I got
31:03all the
31:03money
31:04in the
31:04state
31:04of
31:04California
31:05you
31:06must
31:06pay
31:07when you
31:07go
31:07through
31:07divorce
31:08each
31:09counsel's
31:11fee
31:12and you
31:13must
31:13she must
31:14have
31:14equal
31:14counsel
31:15such as
31:16yours
31:16so if
31:16you
31:17have
31:17a
31:17$500
31:18an hour
31:19lawyer
31:21she must
31:21have
31:22a $500
31:22an hour
31:23so if
31:24you 30
31:24minutes late
31:25and they
31:26said
31:26it's
31:27an
31:27ex parte
31:27and you
31:28are
31:28violating
31:29of your
31:29court
31:29order
31:30her
31:31lawyer
31:31come down
31:31it's a
31:32minimum
31:32charge
31:33of 4
31:33hours
31:34so that's
31:355
31:35that's
31:362
31:36stacks
31:36then it's
31:37a minimum
31:37of 4
31:38hours
31:38for mine
31:39it's a
31:40new
31:40to
31:40the
31:402000s
31:425,000
31:43to the
31:43court
31:43and we
31:44ain't
31:45even
31:45say
31:45shit
31:45so you
31:48there
31:48the whole
31:49motherfucking
31:49time
31:50the clock
31:50is just
31:50ticking
31:50and you
31:51see
31:52the
31:52judge
31:52judge
31:53said
31:53why
31:54did
31:54you
31:54bring
31:55him
31:56home
31:56late
31:57I said
31:58we was
31:58having
31:58a good
31:58turn
31:59said
32:00if
32:00you
32:00do
32:01it
32:01again
32:01I'm
32:01gonna
32:02hold
32:02you
32:02in
32:02contempt
32:02and I'm
32:03gonna
32:03fine
32:03he's
32:03like
32:04bet
32:04so me
32:05and my
32:05son
32:06he was
32:06young
32:06we was
32:07hanging
32:07it get
32:09like
32:09555
32:10I just
32:10pushed that
32:11nigga
32:11in the yard
32:11come
32:12and get
32:12in there
32:12I said
32:14daddy
32:14hug me
32:15from here
32:15cost
32:19$10,000
32:19to keep
32:20you late
32:20kids
32:23are crazy
32:23man
32:23I got
32:25a friend
32:26he bought
32:26his kids
32:26some clothes
32:27for Christmas
32:28kids
32:28look at me
32:29and say
32:29that ain't
32:29no
32:29motherfucking
32:30gift
32:30you
32:32posing
32:32by
32:33me
32:33clothes
32:33where
32:36is the
32:36xbox
32:37how
32:39you
32:39gonna
32:39get
32:39clothes
32:40and these
32:42young people
32:42don't pay
32:43shit
32:44they get
32:45over on
32:46everything
32:46I feel
32:47like a sucker
32:48because I
32:48got cable
32:49my son
32:51ain't got
32:51no cable
32:52nigga
32:52he get
32:52the fights
32:53and everything
32:53for free
32:54he's like
32:55the fight
32:56on it
32:56he watching
32:59it nigga
32:59I just
33:00paid
33:00$80
33:01you feel
33:03like a
33:03sucker
33:04that's how
33:05he do
33:05all the
33:06time
33:06he live
33:08and I
33:08call him
33:08little
33:09Duval
33:09because this
33:10motherfucker
33:10is living
33:10his best
33:11life
33:11and I'm
33:13so proud
33:14of him
33:14because I
33:14told him
33:15boy
33:15I'd be
33:16doing the
33:17same
33:17shit
33:18he doing
33:18if I
33:19had a
33:19father
33:20like me
33:20because
33:23see my
33:23mother lived
33:24with my
33:24grandmother
33:26she told
33:28her
33:28do not
33:29have
33:30another
33:30child
33:31you already
33:31at four
33:32number five
33:33been coming
33:33in this
33:34brother
33:34and guess
33:36who was
33:36number five
33:37me
33:38since when
33:40she got
33:40pregnant
33:40with me
33:41my grandmother
33:42said listen
33:43to me
33:43as soon
33:44as he
33:44able to
33:45walk
33:45he gonna
33:45walk
33:46the fuck
33:47up
33:47out of
33:47here
33:48so
33:53I started
33:54taking my
33:55first step
33:55my grandmama
33:56seen it
33:56and said
33:57he gotta
33:57go
33:58my brothers
33:59were like
33:59we tried
34:00to tell
34:00you nigga
34:00crawled
34:01but you
34:01just had
34:01to show
34:02my dear
34:04you can
34:04walk
34:04these
34:06ain't
34:06jokes
34:07had
34:10to go
34:10so she
34:11gave me
34:11to her
34:13sister
34:13which is
34:14my aunt
34:14what I
34:15call
34:15is my
34:15mother
34:15and said
34:17hold on
34:17to my
34:18child
34:18till I
34:18get on
34:19my feet
34:19as a
34:21sister
34:21Otis
34:22said sure
34:22I have
34:22it
34:22her sister
34:23was doing
34:24well
34:24she had
34:24a husband
34:25and she
34:27had two
34:27kids
34:27but she
34:28was able
34:28to have
34:29the man
34:29to marry
34:30her
34:30with her
34:31two
34:31kids
34:31I
34:32didn't
34:32know
34:32none
34:32of
34:32this
34:32shit
34:33until
34:33I
34:33was
34:33older
34:33and my
34:36not my
34:37biological
34:37but the
34:38woman that
34:39raised me
34:39was a bad
34:40motherfucker
34:40as a
34:42woman
34:42so when
34:44she raised
34:45me and had
34:46me and had
34:47me there
34:47the whole
34:47time
34:48my mother
34:49finally got
34:50on her feet
34:50and got
34:50her own
34:51place
34:51by that
34:53time I was
34:53about six
34:54years old
34:54she came
34:55to get
34:55me
34:55and she
34:56had one
34:56more child
34:57so we
34:57came in
34:58and I
34:58used to see
34:58my brothers
34:59all the time
34:59she said
34:59okay come
35:01and get
35:01you and I
35:01want you
35:01to live
35:02with me
35:03now
35:03when I
35:04went in
35:04there
35:04my brothers
35:05was in
35:06bunk beds
35:06they only
35:07had
35:07they ain't
35:10had their own
35:11room
35:11I had my own
35:12room over
35:12I was the
35:16only boy
35:17I was
35:19living good
35:19so my
35:22mother said
35:23she said
35:24come on
35:25I want you
35:25to live
35:26with me
35:26and you
35:27know being
35:28a comedian
35:28I didn't
35:29know I
35:29was a
35:29comedian
35:29but I
35:30knew I
35:30like
35:31nah
35:31I'm gonna
35:33go on
35:33stay where
35:34I'm at
35:34my grandma
35:37was right
35:37you got
35:38to get
35:38your shit
35:38together
35:39get your
35:44ass
35:44over here
35:45so I
35:50lived
35:50with my
35:53aunt
35:53which I
35:53called
35:54my
35:54mother
35:54and
35:56it was
35:58great
35:58because I
35:59get to
35:59hang out
35:59with my
35:59brothers
36:00they lived
36:01in the
36:01hard part
36:02of town
36:02southeast
36:02DC
36:03I live
36:04kind of
36:05in the
36:05suburbs
36:06nigga
36:06so I
36:07can get
36:07to go
36:07over there
36:08see the
36:09action
36:09don't have
36:10to stay
36:10over there
36:11so I
36:13was bouncing
36:14from both
36:14homes
36:15and shit
36:15like that
36:16when one
36:16motherfucker
36:16make you
36:17mad
36:17you run
36:17over there
36:18other
36:19motherfucker
36:19make you
36:19mad
36:20you run
36:20back
36:20over there
36:21do all
36:22that
36:22kind
36:22of
36:22shit
36:22but I
36:23was
36:23getting
36:23held
36:24with my
36:24cousins
36:24who
36:25was
36:25my
36:26aunt's
36:26her
36:27two
36:27child
36:27the
36:28motherfucker
36:28was
36:28won't you
36:30move back
36:30with your
36:30family
36:31we
36:33found
36:33you
36:34on
36:34the
36:34railroad
36:34tracks
36:35I
36:36said
36:36I
36:36don't give
36:37a fuck
36:37where you
36:37found me
36:37I
36:38ain't
36:38leaving
36:38nigga
36:38let me
36:42say that
36:42shit all
36:42to me
36:43it
36:43didn't
36:44come
36:44enough
36:45what
36:45really
36:46made
36:46me
36:46mad
36:47is
36:47I
36:47did
36:47not
36:47know
36:48my
36:48uncle
36:48which
36:49was
36:49married
36:49to
36:49my
36:50aunt
36:50that
36:50those
36:51was
36:51not
36:51his
36:52kids
36:52had
36:54I
36:54known
36:54that
36:55I
36:57would
36:57have
36:57wore
36:57their
36:57ass
36:58out
36:58we
37:00both
37:00in
37:00this
37:00bitch
37:00love
37:01but
37:05they
37:05ain't
37:05tell
37:05me
37:05that
37:06shit
37:06till
37:06I
37:06was
37:06like
37:07my
37:07thirties
37:07I
37:07was
37:07mad
37:08than
37:08a
37:08motherfucker
37:09I
37:10said
37:10you
37:10gonna
37:10tell
37:11me
37:11y'all
37:11just
37:12telling
37:12me
37:12this
37:12shit
37:13know
37:14what I mean
37:14I could
37:14afford
37:14these
37:15motherfuckers
37:15UFC
37:19fight
37:19I love
37:20that
37:20shit
37:20but
37:20that's
37:20some
37:21brutal
37:21ass
37:21shit
37:22I
37:22watched
37:23UFC
37:23and
37:23I
37:24like
37:24it
37:24gotta
37:24be
37:24a
37:24better
37:25way
37:25to
37:25get
37:25a
37:25check
37:26then
37:28these
37:28motherfuckers
37:29be
37:29elbowing
37:29and
37:30then
37:31shake
37:31hands
37:32after
37:32it's
37:32over
37:33nigga
37:34you
37:34crazy
37:34I
37:36be
37:36looking at
37:36the ref
37:36take
37:36these
37:37gloves
37:37off
37:37so I'm
37:38gonna get
37:39a pistol
37:39I'm
37:41gonna shoot
37:41this
37:41nigga
37:41look
37:42what
37:42he
37:43did
37:43to
37:43my
37:43eye
37:43I
37:45ain't
37:45shaking
37:46his
37:46hand
37:46fuck
37:47him
37:48one
37:49thing
37:50I'm
37:50gonna
37:50say
37:50to
37:50any
37:50fighters
37:51that's
37:51watching
37:51this
37:52shit
37:52I
37:52don't
37:53want
37:53to
37:53hear
37:53about
37:53your
37:53bios
37:54no
37:54more
37:54I
37:55grew
37:56up
37:56without
37:56a
37:56father
37:57and
37:57I
37:59got
37:59out
37:59of
37:59the
37:59jail
37:59fuck
38:00all
38:00that
38:00I
38:01don't
38:01want
38:01to
38:01hear
38:02two
38:02questions
38:03for
38:03you
38:03can
38:03you
38:03fight
38:04and
38:04are
38:04you
38:05gonna
38:05fight
38:05tonight
38:05I
38:08don't
38:08want
38:08to
38:08hear
38:08nothing
38:09about
38:09your
38:09woman
38:09fuck
38:10all
38:10that
38:11they
38:13give
38:13you
38:13all
38:13you
38:14gonna
38:14be
38:14running
38:14fall
38:15out
38:15tired
38:17of
38:17and
38:17another
38:18thing
38:18I'm
38:18tired
38:18of
38:19stop
38:19bringing
38:20your
38:20kids
38:21and
38:21your
38:21wife
38:22to
38:22the
38:22fight
38:22you
38:24in
38:24there
38:24getting
38:25your
38:25ass
38:25whooped
38:26in
38:27front
38:27of
38:27your
38:27chair
38:28you
38:30ain't
38:30gonna
38:30never
38:30discipline
38:31that
38:31nigga
38:31again
38:35you
38:36look
38:37at
38:37your
38:37son
38:37take
38:38the
38:38trash
38:38out
38:38you
38:39ain't
38:39say
38:39that
38:39shit
38:39to
38:39that
38:40nigga
38:40last
38:40day
38:40he
38:42was
38:42whooping
38:42your
38:42motherfucking
38:43ass
38:43now
38:44it's
38:44easy
38:45for
38:45you
38:45to
38:45jump
38:45on
38:45a little
38:46a-year-old
38:46you
38:51know
38:52we
38:52all
38:52on
38:52edge
38:53about
38:53doing
38:53school
38:54shooting
38:54I
38:56was
38:56scared
38:56one
38:56time
38:57though
38:57I
38:58turned
38:58on
38:59the
38:59TV
38:59I
38:59was
38:59sleeping
39:00I
39:00turned
39:00on
39:00the
39:00TV
39:00and I
39:02seen
39:02my
39:02little
39:03nephew
39:03school
39:04was
39:06on
39:06the
39:06TV
39:06they
39:06said
39:06we
39:07have
39:07a
39:07random
39:08shooter
39:09in the
39:10school
39:10I
39:10said
39:11oh
39:11shit
39:11that's
39:11my
39:11nephew's
39:12school
39:12oh
39:13shit
39:13he
39:14said
39:14the
39:16gunman
39:16is
39:17shooting
39:17students
39:18in the
39:19library
39:19I
39:20went
39:20back
39:21to
39:21sleep
39:21I
39:23said
39:23I
39:24know
39:24he
39:24ain't
39:24in
39:24there
39:24I
39:26seen
39:27his
39:27grades
39:27he
39:30got
39:30shot
39:30in
39:30there
39:31that's
39:31God's
39:31will
39:31because
39:39he
39:39never
39:39going
39:39there
39:40God
39:40wanted
39:40this
39:40to
39:41happen
39:41you
39:42can't
39:43fight
39:43against
39:43the
39:43Lord
39:44went
39:48back
39:48to sleep
39:48I
39:50was up
39:50I
39:51was
39:51nervous
39:51but
39:52when
39:52they
39:52said
39:52the
39:52gunman
39:53was
39:53shooting
39:53people
39:53in
39:53the
39:53library
39:54nah
39:55he
39:55wouldn't
39:56be
39:56there
39:56out
40:01back
40:02smoking
40:02a blunt
40:02yeah
40:03but
40:06it's
40:06a new
40:06drug
40:06out
40:07here
40:07man
40:07sweeping
40:07the
40:08country
40:08I'm
40:08telling you
40:08right
40:09now
40:09more
40:10powerful
40:12than
40:12crack
40:12fentanyl
40:14shit
40:16is
40:16called
40:16Amazon
40:18you
40:25really
40:25got
40:25it
40:25bad
40:25when
40:25you
40:26prime
40:26nigga
40:26you
40:26prime
40:27you
40:28didn't
40:28go
40:28to
40:29store
40:29no
40:29more
40:29fuck
40:29a
40:30grocery
40:30store
40:30had
40:32this
40:32shit
40:32by
40:32the
40:32mall
40:33trucks
40:34be
40:35pulling
40:35up
40:35damn
40:35that's
40:36an ugly
40:36driver
40:36you
40:38ain't
40:38got
40:38no
40:38fine
40:38motherfucker
40:39to
40:39break
40:39this
40:39shit
40:39up
40:40I
40:42was
40:42a
40:42term
40:43I
40:43had
40:43only
40:43one
40:44good
40:44job
40:44my
40:47brother
40:48still
40:48work
40:48always
40:49trying
40:50to
40:50get
40:50unemployment
40:51white
40:55dude
40:55was smart
40:55this time
40:56he
40:56his
40:56last
40:56supervisor
40:57he
40:58said
40:59Tyrone
40:59you can
40:59quit
40:59but
41:00I
41:00ain't
41:00fine
41:00you
41:01he
41:06be
41:06out
41:06back
41:06smoking
41:06a blunt
41:07fire
41:08me
41:09put
41:09it
41:09out
41:10and
41:10come
41:10on
41:10in
41:10we
41:15need
41:16these
41:17cheese
41:17steaks
41:17fixed
41:18fire
41:21me
41:21motherfucker
41:22you
41:23can
41:23quit
41:23Tyrone
41:24but
41:24I
41:24ain't
41:24fine
41:24you
41:25working
41:29is
41:29some
41:29hard
41:29shit
41:30I
41:30don't
41:30know
41:30where
41:31people
41:31tell
41:31you
41:31get
41:31some
41:32good
41:33feeling
41:33from
41:33working
41:34I
41:36was
41:36in
41:36the
41:36military
41:37man
41:37and
41:37one
41:39of the
41:39best
41:39times
41:40of
41:40my
41:40life
41:40but
41:41one
41:41of the
41:41most
41:41scariest
41:42times
41:42in
41:42life
41:43because
41:43I
41:43am
41:43the
41:43only
41:44man
41:44in
41:45the
41:45United
41:45States
41:46who
41:46name
41:47is
41:47in
41:47the
41:48Pentagon
41:48for
41:49dropping
41:50a nuclear
41:50weapon
41:51in the
41:52United
41:52States
41:53these
41:55these
41:55these
41:55are not
41:55jokes
41:55I'm
41:58a 462
41:59the
41:59SAC
41:59air
41:59command
42:00loaded
42:00nuclear
42:01weapons
42:01in the
42:01B-52s
42:02at
42:03Boxdale
42:03Air Force
42:04when I
42:04first
42:04got
42:04left
42:05my
42:06mama
42:06house
42:06now
42:08if you
42:08know
42:09anything
42:09about
42:09nuclear
42:10ordinances
42:11we
42:12have
42:12three
42:13ways
42:13to
42:13do
42:13them
42:13we
42:14send
42:14them
42:14through
42:14the
42:14air
42:15through
42:16submarines
42:16and of
42:18course
42:18silos
42:19well
42:19my
42:20job
42:20was
42:21loading
42:21nuclear
42:22weapons
42:22on
42:23B-52s
42:24now
42:25you know
42:27all my
42:32life
42:32all the
42:33good
42:34things
42:34and bad
42:34things
42:35has a
42:37common
42:37denominator
42:38women
42:39and this
42:42story has
42:42no
42:42different
42:43I'm in
42:45you know
42:45back in
42:46the day
42:46I'm loading
42:47nuclear
42:47weapons
42:48and you
42:48know
42:49we supposed
42:49to
42:50exchange
42:51the
42:51nuclear
42:51weapons
42:52the
42:52ordnance
42:52in
42:53the
42:53B-52s
42:54every
42:5430
42:54days
42:55the
42:55reason
42:55why
42:55you
42:56change
42:56the
42:56ordnance
42:56because
42:57the
42:58Russians
42:58have
42:58satellite
42:59spies
43:00and it
43:00tells
43:01them
43:01which
43:02bombs
43:02are
43:03in
43:03which
43:03planes
43:03and if
43:04they
43:04know
43:04which
43:04ordnance
43:05in
43:05each
43:06plane
43:06they
43:07know
43:07the
43:07capability
43:07of
43:08the
43:08plane
43:08or
43:09the
43:09mission
43:09so
43:10they
43:11tell
43:11us
43:11every
43:1130
43:12days
43:12to
43:12change
43:13the
43:13ordnance
43:13so
43:14undercover
43:14so
43:15the
43:15Russians
43:16don't
43:16know
43:16which
43:16plane
43:17got
43:17what
43:17when
43:18that
43:19nuke
43:19when
43:20we
43:20what
43:20we
43:21call
43:21when
43:21a
43:21plane
43:22takes
43:22off
43:22and it
43:23has
43:23a
43:23nuke
43:23in it
43:23that
43:24means
43:25it
43:25is
43:25war
43:26because
43:26against
43:27the
43:27Geneva
43:27treaty
43:28you cannot
43:28fly a
43:29plane
43:29with a
43:30hot
43:30ordnance
43:31in it
43:31so
43:31what we
43:32do
43:32all
43:32the
43:32time
43:33every
43:33time
43:33we
43:34do
43:34like
43:35an
43:35elephant
43:35walk
43:36that's
43:36where
43:36the
43:36planes
43:37just
43:37go
43:37around
43:38the
43:38flight
43:38line
43:38come
43:39on
43:39back
43:39and park
43:39back
43:40right
43:40there
43:40I used
43:41to tell
43:41women
43:42all the
43:42time
43:42sometimes
43:43you don't
43:43know
43:43if it's
43:44an elephant
43:44walk
43:44or they
43:45really
43:45gonna
43:45take
43:45off
43:46that's
43:46just
43:46the
43:46exercise
43:47and I
43:47told the
43:47woman
43:47I said
43:48hey look
43:48I know
43:48you're
43:49looking for
43:49the man
43:49of your
43:49dreams
43:50but if
43:51that
43:51plane
43:51take
43:51off
43:52you
43:52might
43:52as well
43:52give
43:53me
43:53that
43:53pussy
43:53tonight
43:54because
43:56you only
43:56got
43:56four
43:57hours
43:57and the
43:59man
43:59you
43:59want
43:59he
44:00might
44:00not
44:00be
44:00here
44:00and
44:02if
44:02he
44:02is
44:09true
44:09shit
44:10so
44:12Luke
44:15you know
44:15what I
44:16mean
44:16two live
44:16crew
44:17back in
44:17the day
44:17when they
44:18first came
44:18out
44:18you seen
44:19him
44:19Luke
44:19had about
44:20125
44:20women
44:21these
44:21motherfuckers
44:22was fine
44:22in the
44:23moho
44:23and they
44:24was coming
44:24to our
44:25city
44:25so I
44:26put on
44:26the board
44:27I
44:28Sergeant Stormy
44:29will not be
44:30here this
44:30Friday
44:31I'm taking
44:33the day of
44:33leave so I
44:34can see
44:34Luke
44:35that's a month
44:35out
44:35nigga
44:35had my
44:36tickets
44:36all ready
44:37pop that
44:37coochie
44:37voodoo
44:38brown
44:38nigga
44:38nigga
44:41I'm coming
44:42to see
44:42him
44:42we got
44:42ugly
44:43chicks
44:43where I
44:43live
44:43at
44:43these
44:44Miami
44:44motherfuckers
44:45Thursday
44:50come
44:50I look
44:51at the
44:51schedule
44:51who
44:52fucking
44:52name
44:53is up
44:53for
44:53rotating
44:54the
44:54munitions
44:55on the
44:57plane
44:57Sergeant
44:58Stormy
44:58I say
44:59hey
44:59first
45:01sergeant
45:01I'm supposed
45:02to have
45:02this day
45:02off
45:03he said
45:03I know
45:03we got
45:04people
45:04sit
45:04all you
45:05gotta
45:05do
45:06Sergeant
45:06Stormy
45:06just
45:07come
45:07in the
45:07mall
45:07change
45:08the nuke
45:08and you
45:09can leave
45:09and go
45:09see
45:10Luke
45:10and I'm
45:12pissed off
45:13I'm not
45:13the type
45:13of person
45:14to do
45:15shit
45:15that he
45:15don't
45:16want to
45:16do
45:16and I'm
45:16not
45:17gonna
45:17do
45:17it
45:17right
45:17so of
45:23course
45:23they got
45:23a checklist
45:24that you
45:25supposed to
45:25check
45:25and make
45:26sure you
45:26do all
45:26the
45:27necessary
45:27precautions
45:28to put
45:28this
45:28nuke up
45:29hey
45:29I done
45:30done
45:30this
45:30shit
45:30for 30
45:31goddamn
45:31times
45:32I don't
45:33need that
45:33checklist
45:33come on
45:34let's put
45:34this bitch
45:34up so I can
45:35go see
45:35Luke
45:35we put
45:37it up
45:37under the
45:38bomb
45:38bay of the
45:38B-52
45:39we put
45:40it in there
45:40now the
45:40poster had
45:41four grease
45:41fittings
45:42that put
45:42it in
45:43poster check
45:44all four
45:45I'm in a rush
45:45only two got
45:47in there
45:47true story
45:50so I bring
45:51the rack
45:52down
45:52thinking I
45:53got four
45:53but only
45:54two there
45:54move the
45:55rack out
45:55then I
45:56hear
45:56and the
45:59motherfucker
45:59just came
46:00down and
46:00hit the
46:00ground
46:00boom
46:01everybody
46:03started
46:03running
46:03I'm like
46:05what the
46:05fuck
46:06you running
46:06for
46:06this
46:07a
46:08nuke
46:08this
46:09motherfucker
46:10about to
46:10take out
46:10the whole
46:11country
46:11I don't
46:13give
46:13fuck
46:13how fast
46:14you
46:14is
46:14you
46:14can't
46:14out
46:14run
46:15a
46:15nuke
46:15I'm being
46:20a black
46:20man
46:20covering
46:20my own
46:21ass
46:21I saw
46:21her
46:21taking
46:22the
46:22grease
46:22pencil
46:22checking
46:23the
46:23shit
46:23saying
46:24yeah I
46:25did
46:25all
46:25these
46:25checks
46:26covering
46:28my
46:28ass
46:29true
46:30story
46:31all of a
46:33sudden
46:34you see
46:35ambulance
46:36I mean
46:38trucks
46:39coming
46:39base
46:41commander
46:42coming
46:42all
46:42them
46:42are
46:42coming
46:43they
46:43done
46:43wake
46:44up
46:44the
46:44president
46:44we
46:45have
46:45had
46:46a
46:46broken
46:46arrow
46:47for
46:49a
46:49nigga
46:49trying
46:50to
46:50see
46:50loot
46:50base
46:57commander
46:57come in
46:58here
46:58he's a
46:58two-star
46:59general
46:59he know
46:59he ain't
47:00gonna get
47:00his third
47:01now
47:01cause he
47:02done
47:02had
47:02a
47:03nuke
47:03fall
47:04under
47:04his
47:05motherfucking
47:05watch
47:06he
47:06cussing
47:07me
47:07out
47:07calling
47:07me
47:08everything
47:08but a
47:10child
47:10of
47:10God
47:10I
47:11ain't
47:12hearing
47:12none
47:12of
47:12that
47:12shit
47:13all
47:13I'm
47:14in
47:14is
47:14I
47:14ain't
47:15gonna
47:15get
47:15to
47:15see
47:15these
47:15bitches
47:16this
47:18is
47:18bullshit
47:18I
47:19don't even
47:20supposed
47:20to
47:20be
47:20here
47:20so they
47:24grab your
47:24checklist
47:25give it to
47:25quality
47:25insurance
47:26inspector
47:26make sure
47:27you followed
47:27all the
47:28proper protocols
47:29on it
47:29and they rush
47:30all of us
47:31to the
47:31hospital
47:32for blood
47:33analysis
47:33see what
47:34we on
47:34anything
47:35they draw
47:36the blood
47:36and everything
47:37come back
47:37with my lab
47:38results
47:38he
47:38nothing
47:39under
47:39anything
47:40but
47:40incompetence
47:41so when I
47:46come back
47:46they don't
47:47you know
47:47they don't
47:49let me
47:49touch
47:50no more
47:50planes
47:51they put
47:53me in
47:53the snack
47:53bar
47:54you seen
47:57the movie
47:58in the snack
47:58bar
47:58the niggas
48:00that come
48:01off on the
48:01wall
48:01he got
48:02the cocoa
48:02from
48:03and shit
48:03what's up
48:04bob
48:04ain't
48:05nothing
48:05got the
48:07towel
48:07on there
48:07wiping
48:08and shit
48:08that's me
48:09all my
48:11friends laughing
48:11at me
48:12they won't
48:12let you
48:12touch
48:13no
48:13missiles
48:13your ass
48:17in the
48:17snack
48:17bar
48:18you see
48:20I try
48:20to tell
48:20people
48:21that's
48:21how I
48:21am
48:22see
48:22I'm
48:22a
48:22factual
48:22person
48:23perception
48:24never
48:24ever
48:24fuck
48:25with
48:25me
48:25I
48:25deal
48:26with
48:26facts
48:26and though
48:28I was
48:28in the
48:28snack
48:28bar
48:29I was
48:29still
48:29winning
48:29cause
48:31one
48:31thing
48:31you might
48:31not
48:32know
48:32about
48:32the
48:32military
48:32though
48:33we fight
48:34communism
48:34military
48:36practicing
48:37and what
48:38I mean
48:38by that
48:38I was
48:39an
48:39E5
48:39at the
48:40time
48:40now
48:41the
48:41E5
48:42loading
48:43missiles
48:44which I
48:45was
48:45doing
48:45get
48:46the
48:46same
48:47pay
48:47as
48:48an
48:48E5
48:49at
48:50the
48:50snack
48:50bar
48:50so
48:55who
48:57would
48:57you
48:57ever
48:58be
48:58the
49:00motherfucker
49:00inside
49:01that's
49:01passing
49:02out
49:02donuts
49:02or
49:04the
49:04motherfucker
49:04out
49:04there
49:05all
49:05night
49:05just
49:05putting
49:06up
49:06missiles
49:06that's
49:09how it
49:09worked
49:09like I
49:12told y'all
49:12before
49:12my son
49:13he's in
49:14here
49:14I love him
49:16to death
49:17one thing
49:17I do love
49:18him
49:18that I try
49:18to spend
49:18time
49:19with him
49:19he love
49:20it
49:20but I
49:20hate
49:20it
49:21is
49:22fishing
49:22we go
49:24out and
49:25be out
49:25there for
49:25eight hours
49:26this motherfucker
49:26catch two
49:27fish
49:27I told him
49:29all the time
49:30we just
49:30passed
49:30all these
49:31fishes
49:31marks
49:32we can
49:33go in
49:34that
49:34motherfucker
49:34and get
49:35whatever
49:35fish
49:35your heart
49:36desire
49:37of
49:37catching
49:37if it
49:42make you
49:42feel bad
49:43when I
49:43get it
49:44home
49:44I'll put
49:44it on
49:45a hook
49:45for you
49:45I'll run
49:48some water
49:48in the
49:49sink
49:49you can
49:51get your
49:51rod
49:52in that
49:52motherfucker
49:52and I'll
49:53put it
49:53in the
49:53sink
49:53and I'll
49:54hold
49:54the
49:54string
49:55while you
49:55fight
49:55it
49:55for
49:56tension
49:56these
50:02are not
50:02jokes
50:02they
50:06got
50:06this
50:06show
50:06on
50:06TV
50:07extremely
50:07extremely
50:10fucking
50:11cheap
50:12people
50:12mind me
50:14of my
50:14brother
50:15that nigga
50:15is real
50:15cheap
50:16but I
50:18see a lot
50:18of people
50:18on that
50:19show
50:19that's
50:19cheap
50:19putting
50:20washing
50:21their
50:21clothes
50:22in
50:22the
50:22pool
50:23y'all
50:27know
50:27who
50:27do
50:28that
50:28my
50:32coach
50:33Cajun
50:33brothers
50:34and
50:34sisters
50:34but they
50:36did
50:36have a
50:36black
50:36man
50:37on
50:37there
50:37I
50:37was
50:37surprised
50:38that
50:38he
50:38had
50:38a
50:38woman
50:39this
50:40motherfucker
50:40was
50:41making
50:41his
50:41own
50:41liquor
50:42cooked
50:44his
50:44food
50:44off
50:45the
50:45top
50:45of
50:45the
50:45heat
50:45of
50:46his
50:46engine
50:46in
50:46his
50:47car
50:47my
50:49sister
50:49was
50:49with
50:50him
50:50I
50:50said
50:50ooh
50:51she
50:52really
50:52the
50:53pickings
50:53must
50:54be
50:54real
50:54slim
50:55these
51:00ain't
51:00jokes
51:01gotta get
51:02rid
51:03of
51:03this
51:03belly
51:03though
51:03trying
51:06to work
51:06out
51:06but
51:06this
51:06shit
51:07just
51:07ain't
51:07working
51:07out
51:07you
51:10don't
51:10know
51:10how
51:10long
51:11a minute
51:11it is
51:11until
51:12you
51:12get
51:12on
51:12that
51:12tread
51:13next
51:13I
51:15be on
51:15that
51:16bitch
51:16damn
51:16this
51:16a
51:16long
51:17song
51:17I
51:20didn't
51:20even
51:20know
51:20this
51:21song
51:21was
51:21so
51:21long
51:21I
51:24remember
51:24I
51:24went
51:24to
51:24the
51:25gym
51:25nigga
51:25stayed
51:27on
51:27the
51:27treadmill
51:28they
51:28said
51:28I
51:28only
51:28lost
51:2915
51:30calories
51:30I
51:32said
51:33I
51:33ate
51:33that
51:33over
51:33here
51:34fucked
51:36around
51:36and came
51:37to the
51:37gym
51:37and gained
51:38weight
51:38I
51:47remember
51:47I
51:47was
51:47at
51:47the
51:47gym
51:47I
51:47was
51:48so
51:48tired
51:48I
51:49called
51:49the
51:49Uber
51:50from
51:50the
51:50gym
51:50I
51:52said
51:53where you
51:53at
51:53I
51:53said
51:53I'm
51:54inside
51:54come pick
51:56me up
51:57I'm
51:58beside this
51:59machine
51:59called
52:00the
52:00Eucalyptus
52:00come pick
52:01a
52:01motherfucker
52:02up
52:02give you a
52:05ride to
52:05my car
52:06my car
52:09outside
52:10I
52:14smell
52:15food
52:15and
52:15gain
52:15weight
52:16me
52:18and
52:18this
52:18belly
52:18gonna
52:18have
52:18to
52:19break
52:19up
52:19and
52:20he's
52:21in
52:21the
52:21thighs
52:21oh
52:23it
52:23ain't
52:23by
52:23myself
52:24I
52:24see
52:24a
52:24lot
52:24of
52:25you
52:25niggas
52:25in
52:25here
52:25rubbing
52:26you
52:28know
52:28it
52:28you
52:29in
52:32here
52:32you
52:32light
52:32skin
52:33black
52:37all
52:37way
52:37here
52:37but
52:38he
52:38and
52:38you
52:38light
52:38skin
52:38this
52:40motherfucker
52:40ain't
52:40never
52:41seen
52:41the
52:41sun
52:41no
52:43get
52:44no
52:44light
52:44just
52:45no
52:46hair
52:46done
52:47growing
52:47bald
52:48headed
52:48in
52:48the
52:48motherfucker
52:49you
52:50know
52:50where
52:51is
52:51that
52:51New
53:01York
53:01got
53:02a
53:03black
53:03police
53:05commissioner
53:06niggas
53:08y'all
53:08going
53:08to
53:08jail
53:08a
53:11black
53:11police
53:11commissioner
53:12all
53:13y'all
53:13going
53:13to
53:14jail
53:14I
53:16be
53:16watching
53:16first
53:1648
53:17hours
53:17what
53:19I
53:19don't
53:19never
53:19understand
53:20they
53:20be
53:20like
53:20where
53:21were
53:21you
53:21on
53:22Tuesday
53:23at
53:23three
53:24o'clock
53:24let
53:25me
53:25think
53:26about
53:26it
53:26I
53:28be
53:28like
53:28I
53:28don't
53:28know
53:28where
53:29I
53:29was
53:29at
53:29but
53:29I
53:29know
53:29I
53:30ain't
53:30killed
53:30no
53:30motherfucker
53:31I
53:33know
53:35what
53:35I
53:36didn't
53:36do
53:36but
53:38you
53:39could
53:39always
53:39tell
53:39when
53:39they
53:40about
53:40to
53:40snitch
53:40they
53:43be like
53:43man
53:44me
53:46ain't
53:46gonna
53:46believe
53:46this
53:47they
53:51go to
53:51that
53:51barbershop
53:52lot
53:52where
53:53was
53:53you
53:53at
53:53I
53:54was
53:54with
53:54my
53:54mama
53:54you
53:56wasn't
53:57with
53:57your
53:57damn
53:57mama
53:58that's
53:59the truth
54:00kids
54:03in
54:03here
54:04man
54:04great
54:05have
54:05me
54:05a
54:05TV
54:06show
54:06man
54:06finally
54:07got
54:07my
54:07turn
54:07come to
54:09fruition
54:09yeah
54:12keep that
54:15goddamn
54:16money
54:16find me
54:18a hundred
54:19yeah
54:22I'm gonna get
54:23married again
54:24I thought
54:25I'll never
54:26get married
54:26again
54:27this time
54:28I said
54:29well
54:29I'm gonna
54:29try
54:29I think
54:32I found
54:32the right
54:32one
54:32this time
54:33yeah
54:35when you
54:35kick the
54:35wrong
54:36you'll be
54:36like
54:36oh
54:37Jesus
54:37a lot
54:39of y'all
54:39going through
54:40that now
54:40that pandemic
54:42lets you know
54:43you really
54:43love the
54:44mama
54:44cause you
54:45ain't had
54:45no outside
54:46activities
54:47you just
54:49had to
54:49sit there
54:49like
54:50damn
54:50same
54:52tuna fish
54:53fish again
54:54some of y'all
55:03ain't laughing
55:03don't give
55:04fuck
55:04I don't
55:08I really
55:09don't
55:10poor
55:13Arizona
55:15Phoenix
55:15Trump still
55:16got y'all
55:17out down
55:17here
55:18counting
55:18ballots
55:19count them
55:22again
55:22he send
55:28a cyber
55:29ninja
55:29for you
55:30motherfucker
55:30they
55:34motherfuckers
55:34y'all might
55:35don't know
55:35it or not
55:36and I know
55:36a lot
55:36of y'all
55:37motherfuckers
55:37don't want
55:37to know
55:38but
55:38they was
55:40trying to
55:40have a
55:41coup
55:41they said
55:42fuck
55:43what
55:43everybody
55:43voted
55:44nigga
55:44they was
55:45together
55:46trying
55:47to steal
55:48that
55:48fucking
55:48election
55:49fuck
55:50who
55:50voted
55:51on that
55:51motherfucker
55:52not saying
55:53it's white
55:54I'll put it
55:55this way
55:55it's the
55:55ideology
55:56of the
55:57white man
55:57of the
55:57man
55:58he thinks
55:58it's like
56:00riding in a
56:00car
56:01you should be
56:01lucky to be
56:02in the car
56:02but you
56:02have no
56:03right to
56:03know
56:04or even
56:05ask or
56:06demand
56:06the destination
56:07you can
56:09see it all
56:09day long
56:10they're sitting
56:12there
56:12they treat
56:14they treat
56:14everybody
56:15when
56:15ideology
56:15that has
56:16nothing
56:16to do
56:16with
56:16color
56:17just if
56:17you're
56:17not
56:18one
56:18of
56:18them
56:18women
56:19men
56:20or
56:20nothing
56:20it's the
56:20same
56:21it's the
56:21same man
56:22will tell
56:22a woman
56:23that she
56:23don't have
56:24the right
56:25to make
56:25a decision
56:26on her
56:26reproduction
56:27system
56:28when she
56:28can
56:29and cannot
56:29have a
56:30baby
56:30but it's
56:31the same
56:32of a white
56:32man to say
56:33nigga
56:33you can't
56:34make me
56:34wear no
56:35mask
56:35I have
56:37a right
56:38not to
56:39wear
56:39motherfucking
56:40masks
56:41but you
56:42can
56:42have friends
56:42on a
56:43woman
56:43and tell
56:44her
56:44when she
56:44can
56:45or cannot
56:45have
56:46a fucking
56:47child
56:47and I'm
56:48gonna tell
56:48y'all
56:48women
56:48sometime
56:49at some
56:49point
56:50y'all
56:50gonna have
56:51to stand
56:51up for
56:52your
56:52goddamn
56:52self
56:53y'all
56:54keep on
56:55supporting
56:55these
56:55motherfuckers
56:56because
56:57believe me
56:57or believe
56:58me
56:58if you
56:59can
56:59or not
57:00as a
57:00man
57:01believe
57:02me
57:02from the
57:03bottom
57:03of my
57:03heart
57:03if
57:04men
57:05had
57:05to
57:05take
57:05on
57:06the
57:06responsibility
57:06of
57:08having
57:08children
57:09believe
57:10me
57:10abortion
57:11be
57:11available
57:12through
57:12the
57:12drive
57:13through
57:13at
57:16McDonald's
57:17nigga
57:17you made a fool
57:19of it
57:19give me a number
57:19for
57:20get this
57:22motherfucker
57:22out of
57:22hand
57:23is that
57:24you
57:24yeah
57:24you know
57:25them holes
57:26always trying
57:26to hold
57:27a nigga
57:27down
57:27I'll see
57:29y'all
57:29later
57:29God bless
57:30you
57:30thank you
57:31I'll see you
57:45I'll see you
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