- 7/1/2025
Capone, The Gangsta of Comedy dazzles another sold-out crowd during his tour's homecoming performance at the world famous Apollo Theater.
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00:00:00New York City! Are you ready for me?
00:00:26Oh, excuse me!
00:00:30New York City! Are you ready for me?
00:00:51Here we go!
00:00:52Yes, y'all!
00:01:05Oh, shit!
00:01:12Are we ready, New York?
00:01:13Are we ready, New York?
00:01:19Let's go!
00:01:26Cut, cut, cut!
00:01:30Cut, goddamn it!
00:01:32Shit!
00:01:33I came out of this bitch like a construction supervisor!
00:01:43Motherfuck Wu up!
00:01:45I told Wu to do two minutes!
00:01:47The niggas had me up there since yesterday!
00:01:50Get the fuck outta here!
00:01:54I don't know who thought of that shit, but I know who ain't gonna do it again!
00:02:00Motherfuckers puttin' me up there, talkin' about just hold on!
00:02:02Get the fuck outta here!
00:02:05Shit, fuck!
00:02:07Shit!
00:02:09Hiding a motherfucker!
00:02:10I was scared, but I was tryin' to hold it up!
00:02:14He said, I'mma give y'all this last one!
00:02:16I said, I'mma fuck you up in a minute!
00:02:18I said, I'm talkin' about the fuckin' train, I'm up in the goddamn Superman sky!
00:02:25Come on, just hold on, don't move!
00:02:29Bitches, you crazy?
00:02:30Shit!
00:02:31Welcome out!
00:02:32First, I wanna say, I am very humbled to a sold-out show!
00:02:37Thank you all for comin' out!
00:02:39It means a lot!
00:02:42It means a lot!
00:02:44I know you worked hard for your money!
00:02:46I will not take this for granted, I will try to be as funny as I can!
00:02:50If I'm not, that's too fuckin' bad!
00:02:53You bought your ticket already!
00:02:56But I'm happy, cause all my friends came out, niggas who didn't even like me!
00:03:01How y'all doin', you motherfuckers?
00:03:04Let's go see this nigga, this bullshit!
00:03:11I'mma take off this hat, cause I'm hot with this goddamn light!
00:03:15But I wanted to keep it on to show you, it's an outfit!
00:03:24And everybody's in this motherfucker!
00:03:26White people, black people, Puerto Ricans!
00:03:28Look at all the Puerto Ricans!
00:03:29They didn't even know what the fuck was goin' on!
00:03:31They just saw a line!
00:03:32I don't know, something happened in the Apollo!
00:03:37They doin' something in the Apollo!
00:03:38They gettin' jobs over there!
00:03:40Something like that!
00:03:46Puerto Ricans don't give a fuck!
00:03:47They just come out!
00:03:49This is beautiful man!
00:03:51Shit!
00:03:52Know some of y'all done spent your hard earned money?
00:03:54Thank you, baby!
00:03:56Shit!
00:03:57Hard earned money!
00:03:58It's hard when you got a fuckin' job!
00:04:01It's real hard, I ain't gonna lie, I don't ever wanna work again!
00:04:06Cause I can't take people telling me what the fuck to do!
00:04:09Nobody in here likes a supervisor!
00:04:12None of y'all!
00:04:13And if you are a supervisor, I'm telling you, nobody can stand your fuckin' ass!
00:04:18And the real fucked up part is the nigga that just got the promotion!
00:04:24The supervisor here!
00:04:25Y'all just worked together!
00:04:26He got a promotion!
00:04:27He's sneaking in your goddamn cubicle!
00:04:28Hey, man!
00:04:29Just comin' around to see, you know, how things are goin'!
00:04:30James, what the fuck do you mean how things are goin'?
00:04:31You was just doin' this shit with me yesterday, motherfucker!
00:04:44And don't they tell him-
00:04:45Hey, they get that boss!
00:04:46Hey, hey!
00:04:47Keep it down!
00:04:48Keep it down!
00:04:49You know, just trying to see what's goin' on around here!
00:04:52You gonna get your fuckin' ass outta here!
00:04:55Supervisor!
00:04:57out here. Supervisor. And I see a lot of couples. I like this shit. This is where the truth
00:05:07is. By the time I finish my show, two things are going to happen. So if you're with your
00:05:14girl tonight, hold on. Because a lot of things I say is going to make her think about some
00:05:23of the shit that we do. Now first of all, every man in here that is a man always talks about
00:05:31he's a man. If you're a man, you don't have to fucking say we know what you are. But every
00:05:37man who gets into that argument, I'm a motherfucking man. Like somebody's going to word. Let me
00:05:50tell you something about a man. In order to become a real man, the first step you have
00:05:55to take is stop lying. Stop lying. No matter what the situation is, tell the truth. Because
00:06:05you started lying when you were a child. Your mother made you a fucking liar. Your mother
00:06:14would tell you to go. You can go outside, but stay in front of the house. What the fuck
00:06:24happens in front of the house? Nothing but embarrassment. All your friends walk by. Come on, nigga, we're
00:06:32going to the park. You trying to front, nah. I'm going to just hang out over here. And friends
00:06:44right away, yo, you can't come out past the gate. Like, yeah, I can come out, man. I just
00:06:54want to stay by the house. Then they tease you. That's when you lie to your mother. Because
00:07:01your mother comes out and don't see you in front of the house. Then you get back home and
00:07:06your mother asks you, where the fuck was you at? And you start your lying right there. I
00:07:13was, I was, I was, I was right, I was there. You gonna lie to me? Mom, you ain't even see
00:07:20me. I saw you when you came out. You look, I was right there. You lying motherfucker. That's
00:07:31when every man says the same shit. I can't wait, I swear to God, I can't wait to get the
00:07:36fuck out of this woman's house. I can't stand this bitch. Finally you 18 and you get out
00:07:45of the house. Only to move in with another woman that you gotta fucking lie to. A grown man
00:07:53lying about dumb shit. You don't answer the phone cause you out there doing some shit you
00:08:00ain't supposed to. I called you. You called me? Nigga, check your phone. I called you. I did. I didn't
00:08:12know. 30 fucking years old and you still lying. Tell her the truth. She's not gonna believe shit you say
00:08:23anyway. Every man just need to tell the truth. What the fuck y'all wanna do? Break up? So what?
00:08:29Tell her the goddamn truth. She wanna check your phone. That's your fucking phone. What the fuck she
00:08:41wanna check your phone? Check your fucking phone. You wanna see shit? We got the same goddamn
00:08:45phone bitch. You wanna check my shit? My shit and my shit? Your shit and your shit.
00:08:51But no. You a man and you gonna lie about it. Be honest with her. Some of y'all hold it so much you're
00:09:05gonna get fed the fuck up and just bust one day. She gonna ask you straight up. I called you and I texted you. Why you didn't answer the phone? You gonna hold it in so long you're just gonna bust out. I'm gonna take you where the fuck out of that.
00:09:19I'm gonna tell you where the fuck out of that. I'm gonna tell you where the fuck out of that. I was coming home and Keisha was up there in the window. She said, come upstairs and get some of this pussy. And so that's what I did. I went upstairs and I got that pussy. She gave me a wash off. I washed up. I saw you calling. But I hit the goddamn mute button. As soon as I finished, that's it. I came here and here the fuck I am.
00:09:47All that shit you done told the truth. She's like, you know what? You play too fucking much.
00:09:54You play too fucking much.
00:10:06You're like, I'm telling this bitch the truth.
00:10:08I don't lie. I'm gonna tell you right now. I'm a grown man and I don't lie. You ask me, I'm gonna tell you the truth. That's it. No, hell no.
00:10:23Some men lie when they know they're doing shit they can't no longer do. If you're over 30, certain shit you can't do no more. Your body is giving up.
00:10:38Especially when it comes to sex, every man thinks he's the man. Oh, Lord. We just lie for no fucking reason. I was on that pussy for two hours.
00:10:47Two hours? Two hours? For what? That's a goddamn plane from here to Atlanta. I ain't doing no fucking hours for two fucking hours.
00:11:02Shit. A lot of shit you can do in two hours. I'm not having sex.
00:11:10And some men need to realize when they ain't doing it right.
00:11:14But some of y'all are too macho. You don't know when to tell the truth.
00:11:17You making love to your own woman and she yelling harder, deeper, harder. You ain't got no fucking harder.
00:11:29Be a real man. Get up and say, look, bitch, this is it.
00:11:32You asking for harder and deeper like I got another dick now. This is it. Goddamn it.
00:11:46Some of you niggas think harder means go faster. Oh, this what you want.
00:11:54No, no, no.
00:11:56I'm a real man. I'm not trying to do shit I no longer could do.
00:12:07Women talk about pick me up.
00:12:11Is you out your goddamn mind?
00:12:16I'm older, you heavier. That don't go together.
00:12:21Pick you up, bitch.
00:12:23Is you crazy?
00:12:24Now I throw my back out and you fucking some little rapper.
00:12:37No, no.
00:12:39Not me.
00:12:41I don't do nothing I cannot do.
00:12:44And women, y'all know y'all rule.
00:12:47Y'all rule the world.
00:12:49Everything we do as men, we do it for you.
00:12:52The way we dress, we dress because we want a compliment from you.
00:12:59If it was up to us, we'd sit down on the couch with the same drawers on for a month.
00:13:06But we only change because you're the one that gonna complain about it.
00:13:12You always look at us like we nasty.
00:13:15You still on that motherfucking couch with those drawers on?
00:13:19I ain't bothering nobody.
00:13:22This is my fucking drawers.
00:13:28Get your ass in the bathtub!
00:13:31He's 30 years old.
00:13:32I hate this shit!
00:13:33I hate this shit!
00:13:45Women rule.
00:13:46All you gotta do is feed a man's ego.
00:13:50That's all we want.
00:13:52We don't care how many people you had sex with.
00:13:55We just wanna be number one.
00:13:57That's it.
00:13:59You can have with a hundred men.
00:14:01We don't care.
00:14:02You can tell us too.
00:14:03That shit, you can watch a man turn into a kid in five seconds.
00:14:08Oh my God.
00:14:12Oh my God.
00:14:17I can't believe it.
00:14:19That's when women get into that passion.
00:14:21I can't believe it.
00:14:24I had sex with like ten men.
00:14:28But you...
00:14:30Oh my God.
00:14:35You are the best.
00:14:40Watch her turn right into a little kid.
00:14:43Yo, say a word.
00:14:46Say a word.
00:14:48Yo, don't play, don't play.
00:14:51We just wanna be the best.
00:14:56That's it.
00:14:58And some of you women.
00:15:00Y'all say shit.
00:15:01I know you don't mean no harm.
00:15:02But you say shit.
00:15:03And you hurt people feelings.
00:15:05And you don't realize you hurt people feelings.
00:15:08You can bring a man up just to drop him down.
00:15:11One girl I'm making love to.
00:15:12I'm giving her my shit back.
00:15:15Tearing her ass up.
00:15:17She brought me up just to drop me the fuck down.
00:15:22She said, oh my God, Capone.
00:15:24Shit, I ain't never came like that.
00:15:27Woo!
00:15:28You is something else.
00:15:30No man has ever made me come like that.
00:15:33Even the niggas with the bigger dicks.
00:15:35What the fuck?
00:15:49Did she just say that to me?
00:15:51Bigger.
00:15:53Ladies, you don't know.
00:15:55You can talk about a man mama.
00:15:57But don't call his ding-a-ling little.
00:15:59Don't do it.
00:16:00Even if it's little, don't say it.
00:16:01Just call it a cute name.
00:16:02Little get the moon the moon.
00:16:03Little get the moon the moon.
00:16:04Just play with him.
00:16:05Come here.
00:16:06Little get the moon the moon.
00:16:07Don't ever say little.
00:16:09We don't like little.
00:16:10That's not a good word.
00:16:11Little get the moon the moon.
00:16:12And sometimes men, men, we need to be honest and tell these women when we can't function right,
00:16:14we don't do it.
00:16:15You can't do it.
00:16:16Even if it's little, don't say it.
00:16:17Just call it a cute name.
00:16:18Little get the moon the moon.
00:16:19Little get the moon the moon.
00:16:20Little get the moon the moon.
00:16:22Little get the moon the moon.
00:16:24Little get the moon the moon.
00:16:25Little.
00:16:26We don't like little.
00:16:27That's not a good word.
00:16:34And sometimes men, men, we need to be honest and tell these women when we can't function right,
00:16:41sometimes it's because he don't want to do it.
00:16:47It ain't you.
00:16:48You excited, but not him.
00:16:49Ladies don't know that he has got his own personality.
00:16:53I'm not going to lie, it happened to me
00:16:56I think twice, but one time
00:16:58it was bad
00:16:59it was bad
00:17:01it was a girl I wanted to have sex with
00:17:04for almost 10 years
00:17:05finally, she going to give me something
00:17:08I couldn't believe it
00:17:10she was like, I knew you wanted this
00:17:12and I couldn't
00:17:15I was like, yes, yes
00:17:16yes, I do, yes
00:17:20so I'm getting into it
00:17:24foreplay was unbelievable
00:17:26I'm kissing the coochie because that's what I do
00:17:29I kiss the coochie
00:17:31you know when you're kissing the coochie
00:17:33and the coochie kiss you back
00:17:34that's how you know
00:17:36you know
00:17:36I'm doing what the hell I'm supposed to do
00:17:50she's ready
00:17:52oh my god
00:17:53oh my god
00:17:54I don't know why y'all do that
00:17:56when you're horny
00:17:57y'all rub on with it
00:17:57oh my god
00:17:58she was ready
00:18:01and I thought I was
00:18:03now fellas
00:18:06some of y'all ain't going to admit it
00:18:08but you know one time
00:18:10you wasn't ready
00:18:11and you had this conversation
00:18:13with your little buddy
00:18:14I had the conversation
00:18:17I said, hey baby
00:18:18it's the time, baby
00:18:19my dick said
00:18:25I'm woozy
00:18:27I said, what?
00:18:32come on, man
00:18:33don't play, man
00:18:34it's about this time
00:18:35he said, uh-uh
00:18:36now I don't know
00:18:39if she heard our conversation
00:18:40she started
00:18:43you alright?
00:18:44is everything alright?
00:18:45and you know fellas
00:18:46we gotta get that little
00:18:47playoff laugh
00:18:47yeah
00:18:48you make up something
00:18:50real quick, girl
00:18:51you taste so good
00:18:52I gotta eat a little bit more
00:18:54and you go right down there
00:18:59to eat
00:18:59she don't know
00:19:01you are choking
00:19:02the shit
00:19:03out of your little buddy
00:19:05it's a little fight
00:19:06now
00:19:06you can fuck around
00:19:07if you want to
00:19:08I've been running
00:19:09getting this pussy
00:19:10for 10 years
00:19:10what the fuck
00:19:11wrong with you?
00:19:12the dick fighting you back
00:19:13ah, ah
00:19:14you choking me
00:19:16you always choking me
00:19:18you better stop
00:19:19I choked the shit
00:19:28out of here
00:19:29it got so bad
00:19:35I didn't even give a god damn
00:19:36and she heard
00:19:37I was choking
00:19:39I said, you mother
00:19:40why would you do this now?
00:19:42he said, cause I'm sleepy
00:19:43and I'm tired
00:19:44you always wanted me
00:19:46to get up
00:19:47and go in them dark alleys
00:19:48you know
00:19:48you know
00:19:49you don't even put
00:19:51no light in there
00:19:52it's just dark
00:19:52we still don't really talk
00:20:04y'all women
00:20:08y'all got a whole
00:20:08different relationship
00:20:09with y'all little cooters
00:20:10just a nice
00:20:12little cooter
00:20:13you talk to her
00:20:15you get it so ready
00:20:16hi
00:20:17always got that
00:20:21foot on the shower
00:20:22you don't even
00:20:25go right away
00:20:26you tease
00:20:27little cooter
00:20:32wake up by herself
00:20:33and the one thing
00:20:43I don't like ladies
00:20:44I'm gonna be honest
00:20:45with you
00:20:46the way y'all prepare
00:20:48for sex sometimes
00:20:49you put on
00:20:52the negligee
00:20:53put on the negligee
00:20:55and expect us
00:20:56to like them
00:20:56right away
00:20:57they the same shit
00:21:00you don't get
00:21:00no different
00:21:01some of y'all
00:21:02got the lace
00:21:03all the little
00:21:06dimples is out
00:21:06and the little
00:21:08coochie
00:21:09and you call us
00:21:10like we little
00:21:11kids
00:21:11come see
00:21:11come here
00:21:12you shave it
00:21:16like it's a new
00:21:17coochie
00:21:17come over here
00:21:18and you give it
00:21:19little names
00:21:20I want you to see
00:21:21mini mini moon moon
00:21:22come here
00:21:27I want you to see
00:21:28mini mini moon moon
00:21:30and fellas
00:21:34you ain't honest
00:21:36fellas are not honest
00:21:37so they don't tell you
00:21:38they fall right into
00:21:39your little trap
00:21:39what's the name
00:21:41what you call
00:21:43the mini mini
00:21:44mini moon moon
00:21:46fellas stop lying
00:21:51to these women
00:21:51be honest with them
00:21:53or we never
00:21:53gonna have change
00:21:54just be fucking honest
00:21:57you know
00:21:58some of them
00:21:59I ain't gonna lie
00:22:00some of y'all
00:22:00shave your little
00:22:01coochies
00:22:01and it's nice
00:22:02look like a peach
00:22:04it's a nice
00:22:06little peach
00:22:06their hair
00:22:08is a little fuzzy
00:22:08and it's got
00:22:11a nice little thing
00:22:12you just want
00:22:13a little peachy
00:22:14but be honest
00:22:16some of y'all
00:22:17shave
00:22:18and your lips
00:22:19you got kids
00:22:20so your peach
00:22:21ain't peachy
00:22:22the little lips
00:22:24hang out
00:22:25like the drunk
00:22:25nigga
00:22:26as soon as you
00:22:29pull the draw
00:22:29down
00:22:30the lips
00:22:30fall out
00:22:30who the fuck
00:22:31who the fuck
00:22:35turn the lights
00:22:35on
00:22:36that's the coochie
00:22:45you kiss it
00:22:45and kiss you
00:22:46right back
00:22:46bitch
00:22:48I will punch
00:22:49your goddamn
00:22:50fucking
00:22:50little coochie
00:22:57just sitting there
00:22:57laughing
00:22:58need to be honest
00:23:12people are not
00:23:13goddamn honest
00:23:15calling your
00:23:18coochie
00:23:18mini mini
00:23:19moo moo
00:23:19lips outside
00:23:22the coochie
00:23:22your pussy
00:23:24should be called
00:23:24frank
00:23:25come here
00:23:28frank
00:23:28I'm coming
00:23:29I'm coming
00:23:33over there
00:23:34frank
00:23:36come here
00:23:36I'm coming
00:23:37I'm coming
00:23:37I'm coming
00:23:37I love to see
00:23:55friends
00:23:58some of my friends
00:23:59are here tonight
00:24:00I don't
00:24:02I don't
00:24:02I don't
00:24:02I don't
00:24:03have too many
00:24:03some of y'all
00:24:04niggas
00:24:04ain't my friends
00:24:05no more
00:24:05we just ain't
00:24:06talked about it
00:24:06yet
00:24:07because friends
00:24:12let me tell you
00:24:14something about
00:24:14friendship
00:24:15I don't
00:24:17know
00:24:17shut the
00:24:22fuck up
00:24:23I'm gonna
00:24:25tell that
00:24:25story too
00:24:26at what
00:24:29date
00:24:29do
00:24:29friendship
00:24:30expire
00:24:31friends
00:24:35men
00:24:35men
00:24:37men
00:24:37don't
00:24:37know
00:24:37how
00:24:37to
00:24:38be
00:24:38friends
00:24:38a
00:24:40friendship
00:24:40and a
00:24:40man
00:24:41can
00:24:41break up
00:24:42when a
00:24:43man
00:24:43wants to
00:24:44have
00:24:44sex
00:24:44with
00:24:44a
00:24:45woman
00:24:45let's
00:24:45be
00:24:45honest
00:24:45women
00:24:48is so
00:24:49powerful
00:24:49they can
00:24:50break up
00:24:51friendship
00:24:51it's the
00:24:53truth
00:24:53men
00:24:53don't
00:24:54know
00:24:54they don't
00:24:54know
00:24:54how
00:24:55I
00:24:56had a
00:24:56friend
00:24:56I'm
00:24:56not
00:24:56even
00:24:57gonna
00:24:57lie
00:24:57me
00:24:59and
00:24:59him
00:24:59was
00:24:59cool
00:24:59I
00:25:04fucked
00:25:05around
00:25:05and
00:25:07slept
00:25:07with a
00:25:07chick
00:25:08I
00:25:09didn't
00:25:10know
00:25:10my
00:25:10friend
00:25:10was
00:25:11sleeping
00:25:11with
00:25:11I'm
00:25:12gonna
00:25:12be
00:25:12honest
00:25:13with
00:25:13you
00:25:13I
00:25:13didn't
00:25:13know
00:25:14I
00:25:15found
00:25:15out
00:25:15the
00:25:15third
00:25:16time
00:25:16when
00:25:16I
00:25:16looked
00:25:17on
00:25:17her
00:25:17dresser
00:25:17and
00:25:18saw
00:25:19a
00:25:19rent
00:25:19receipt
00:25:19with
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00:25:20name
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00:25:24a
00:25:25real
00:25:25friend
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00:25:28you
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00:25:29man
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00:25:33all
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00:25:41would
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00:25:42on
00:25:42me
00:25:43I
00:25:45said
00:25:45yo
00:25:45dude
00:25:46I
00:25:46ain't
00:25:47know
00:25:47you
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00:25:47fucking
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00:25:49I
00:25:50was
00:25:50fucking
00:25:50with
00:25:50shorty
00:25:51but
00:25:52now
00:25:52that
00:25:52I
00:25:52know
00:25:53I'm
00:25:53gonna
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00:25:54he
00:25:55went
00:25:55to
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00:25:56her
00:25:56what
00:25:56happened
00:25:57she
00:25:57said
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00:25:58knew
00:25:58nigga
00:26:01stopped
00:26:02speaking
00:26:02to me
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00:26:04two
00:26:04reasons
00:26:04I
00:26:05was
00:26:05very
00:26:05upset
00:26:06cause
00:26:07the
00:26:07pussy
00:26:07was
00:26:08good
00:26:08and
00:26:11I
00:26:11talked
00:26:11my
00:26:11way
00:26:12out
00:26:12of
00:26:12getting
00:26:12no
00:26:13more
00:26:13of
00:26:13it
00:26:14so
00:26:19sex
00:26:19can
00:26:20break
00:26:20up
00:26:20friendship
00:26:21now
00:26:21women
00:26:22friends
00:26:22little
00:26:23different
00:26:24dick
00:26:25can
00:26:26break
00:26:26it
00:26:26up
00:26:26but
00:26:26not
00:26:27that
00:26:27quick
00:26:28ladies
00:26:30have
00:26:30categories
00:26:31with
00:26:31friends
00:26:32you
00:26:33got
00:26:33your
00:26:34friend
00:26:34that
00:26:34you
00:26:34knew
00:26:34around
00:26:35your
00:26:35block
00:26:35y'all
00:26:36cool
00:26:37to a
00:26:37certain
00:26:37extent
00:26:38then
00:26:39you
00:26:39go
00:26:39to
00:26:39high
00:26:39school
00:26:40you
00:26:40get
00:26:40new
00:26:40friends
00:26:41y'all
00:26:42cool
00:26:42to a
00:26:43certain
00:26:43extent
00:26:44then
00:26:45you
00:26:45get
00:26:45the
00:26:45friend
00:26:45that
00:26:46fucks
00:26:46everybody
00:26:46up
00:26:47you
00:26:47cool
00:26:48with
00:26:48her
00:26:48cause
00:26:48you
00:26:49don't
00:26:49want
00:26:49your
00:26:49ass
00:26:50beat
00:26:50up
00:26:50then
00:26:54you
00:26:54got
00:26:55your
00:26:55whole
00:26:55friend
00:26:55that's
00:26:57the
00:26:57bitch
00:26:57you
00:26:57and
00:26:57her
00:26:58go
00:26:58around
00:26:58fucking
00:26:59niggas
00:26:59for money
00:27:00back
00:27:00in the
00:27:00day
00:27:01she
00:27:03she
00:27:03ain't
00:27:03gonna
00:27:03tell
00:27:03on
00:27:03you
00:27:04you
00:27:04ain't
00:27:04gonna
00:27:04tell
00:27:04on
00:27:05her
00:27:05bitch
00:27:07you
00:27:07know
00:27:07you
00:27:07know
00:27:08too
00:27:08then
00:27:12you
00:27:13got
00:27:13your
00:27:13sister
00:27:13friend
00:27:14that's
00:27:15the
00:27:15one
00:27:15you
00:27:16call
00:27:16your
00:27:16sister
00:27:17she
00:27:17know
00:27:18everything
00:27:18nothing
00:27:20to come
00:27:20between
00:27:20y'all
00:27:21not
00:27:21dick
00:27:21not
00:27:22nothing
00:27:23that's
00:27:24your
00:27:24bitch
00:27:24that's
00:27:25who
00:27:25you
00:27:25call
00:27:25your
00:27:25she's
00:27:26closer
00:27:26than
00:27:26your
00:27:26real
00:27:27family
00:27:27women
00:27:29have
00:27:29that
00:27:29type
00:27:30of
00:27:30bond
00:27:30none
00:27:31could
00:27:31break
00:27:31y'all
00:27:31up
00:27:32except
00:27:33a
00:27:35small
00:27:36thing
00:27:36of
00:27:37lending
00:27:38each
00:27:38other
00:27:38clothes
00:27:39don't
00:27:45let
00:27:45a
00:27:45chick
00:27:45lend
00:27:46another
00:27:47chick
00:27:47clothes
00:27:47and
00:27:48the
00:27:48chick
00:27:48get
00:27:49a
00:27:49compliment
00:27:49that
00:27:50shit
00:27:51will
00:27:51start
00:27:51a
00:27:51riot
00:27:52one
00:27:54girl
00:27:54girl
00:27:55you
00:27:55are
00:27:55killing
00:27:56that
00:27:56blouse
00:27:56she's
00:27:57like
00:27:57thank
00:27:57you
00:27:58there
00:27:58go
00:27:58the
00:27:58friend
00:27:59that
00:27:59lending
00:27:59to
00:27:59her
00:27:59yeah
00:28:00she
00:28:00killing
00:28:00my
00:28:00shit
00:28:00all right
00:28:01bitch
00:28:03killing
00:28:03my
00:28:04shit
00:28:04ain't
00:28:04never
00:28:04bring
00:28:05my
00:28:05shit
00:28:05back
00:28:06every
00:28:09time
00:28:09I
00:28:09lend
00:28:09her
00:28:10something
00:28:10what
00:28:11the
00:28:11fuck
00:28:11you
00:28:12lending
00:28:12to
00:28:12her
00:28:12for
00:28:12then
00:28:15ladies
00:28:16I'm
00:28:16gonna
00:28:16tell you
00:28:16something
00:28:17if
00:28:17you
00:28:18are
00:28:18in
00:28:18a
00:28:18relationship
00:28:19don't
00:28:20tell
00:28:20your
00:28:20friend
00:28:20your
00:28:21business
00:28:21that's
00:28:21not
00:28:22in
00:28:22a
00:28:22relationship
00:28:22everything
00:28:24that
00:28:25you
00:28:25tell
00:28:25her
00:28:25you
00:28:26are
00:28:26giving
00:28:26her
00:28:26down
00:28:27to
00:28:28hold
00:28:28when
00:28:29your
00:28:29friendship
00:28:30break
00:28:30up
00:28:30cause
00:28:30no
00:28:30friends
00:28:31last
00:28:31forever
00:28:31something
00:28:33gonna
00:28:33happen
00:28:33as soon
00:28:34as you
00:28:35tell
00:28:35oh my
00:28:35god
00:28:36women
00:28:36always
00:28:36get
00:28:37dramatic
00:28:37with
00:28:37oh my
00:28:38god
00:28:38what
00:28:40happened
00:28:40in the
00:28:40nosy
00:28:40bitch
00:28:41what
00:28:41happened
00:28:41bitch
00:28:42I'm
00:28:44gonna
00:28:44tell you
00:28:45this nigga
00:28:45it's
00:28:45crazy
00:28:46you know
00:28:47when
00:28:47women
00:28:47feel
00:28:48it
00:28:48they
00:28:48go
00:28:48through
00:28:48all
00:28:48the
00:28:48this nigga
00:28:49it's
00:28:49crazy
00:28:50oh my
00:28:53god
00:28:53you
00:28:53ain't
00:28:53my
00:28:53pussy
00:28:54bitch
00:28:57let me
00:28:57tell
00:28:58you
00:28:58now
00:29:03she
00:29:04got
00:29:04evidence
00:29:05y'all
00:29:05done
00:29:05broke
00:29:05up
00:29:06now
00:29:06she
00:29:06sees
00:29:07your
00:29:07man
00:29:07and
00:29:09she
00:29:09throws
00:29:09it
00:29:09right
00:29:09in
00:29:10his
00:29:10face
00:29:10right
00:29:11in
00:29:12his
00:29:12face
00:29:12hi
00:29:12Darren
00:29:13how
00:29:14you
00:29:14doing
00:29:15how's
00:29:17your
00:29:17girl
00:29:18oh
00:29:19y'all
00:29:20still
00:29:20together
00:29:20that's
00:29:22where
00:29:23it
00:29:23start
00:29:23right
00:29:24there
00:29:24she
00:29:25gonna
00:29:25run
00:29:25down
00:29:25everything
00:29:26how
00:29:27long
00:29:27y'all
00:29:27been
00:29:27together
00:29:27anyway
00:29:28that
00:29:30friend
00:29:30will
00:29:30turn
00:29:31on
00:29:31niggas
00:29:32turn
00:29:33but
00:29:33women
00:29:33turn
00:29:34scarred
00:29:35and
00:29:36then
00:29:36brothers
00:29:36are
00:29:36weak
00:29:37and wind
00:29:37up
00:29:38fucking
00:29:38the
00:29:38other
00:29:38girl
00:29:38that's
00:29:40the
00:29:40truth
00:29:41that's
00:29:41how
00:29:41it
00:29:41always
00:29:42start
00:29:42because
00:29:42you
00:29:43told
00:29:43your
00:29:43goddamn
00:29:44business
00:29:44men
00:29:45I
00:29:46don't
00:29:46care
00:29:46what
00:29:46age
00:29:47it
00:29:47is
00:29:47the
00:29:47only
00:29:48thing
00:29:48we
00:29:48tell
00:29:48is
00:29:49when
00:29:49we
00:29:50get
00:29:50head
00:29:50every
00:29:52man
00:29:52wants
00:29:53to
00:29:53brag
00:29:53they
00:29:54don't
00:29:54care
00:29:54about
00:29:55did
00:29:55you
00:29:55have
00:29:55sex
00:29:55with
00:29:56her
00:29:56did
00:29:57she
00:29:57suck
00:29:57your
00:29:57dick
00:29:58that is
00:30:07the
00:30:07ultimate
00:30:08and
00:30:11after
00:30:12a
00:30:12certain
00:30:12age
00:30:13women
00:30:14y'all
00:30:14don't
00:30:14meant
00:30:14to
00:30:15doing
00:30:15it
00:30:15no
00:30:15more
00:30:15nobody
00:30:17here
00:30:17that's
00:30:18over
00:30:1850
00:30:19brags
00:30:23about
00:30:23sucking
00:30:23dick
00:30:24no
00:30:24more
00:30:24your
00:30:26grandmother
00:30:27don't
00:30:27talk
00:30:27about
00:30:28it
00:30:28when
00:30:30you
00:30:3030
00:30:30going
00:30:31into
00:30:31your
00:30:3140s
00:30:32you
00:30:32can
00:30:32still
00:30:32talk
00:30:32about
00:30:32it
00:30:33girl
00:30:33I
00:30:33put
00:30:34that
00:30:34nigga
00:30:34to
00:30:34sleep
00:30:35you
00:30:36can
00:30:36talk
00:30:36about
00:30:37it
00:30:37but
00:30:38when
00:30:38you
00:30:3850
00:30:39all
00:30:39the
00:30:40talking
00:30:40stops
00:30:40and
00:30:41you
00:30:41know
00:30:41who
00:30:42suffered
00:30:42the
00:30:43man
00:30:43because
00:30:44he
00:30:44can't
00:30:45tell
00:30:45the
00:30:45stories
00:30:45to
00:30:46nobody
00:30:46no
00:30:46more
00:30:47now
00:30:48now
00:30:48he's
00:30:48a
00:30:48grandfather
00:30:49all
00:30:51the
00:30:51young
00:30:51boys
00:30:52want
00:30:52to
00:30:52hear
00:30:52the
00:30:52story
00:30:53grandpa
00:30:53you
00:30:54ever
00:30:55got
00:30:55your
00:30:55dicks
00:30:55up
00:30:56grandpa
00:30:59don't
00:31:00say
00:31:00boy
00:31:00y'all
00:31:00go
00:31:01ahead
00:31:01little
00:31:01young
00:31:04motherfuckers
00:31:04always
00:31:05want to
00:31:05know
00:31:05somebody
00:31:05bit
00:31:06then
00:31:09he
00:31:10start
00:31:10drinking
00:31:10when
00:31:12he
00:31:12start
00:31:12drinking
00:31:13he
00:31:13gets
00:31:13emotional
00:31:14your
00:31:17grandmother
00:31:17is
00:31:17never
00:31:18going
00:31:18to
00:31:18admit
00:31:18it
00:31:19but
00:31:20your
00:31:20grandfather
00:31:21he
00:31:21getting
00:31:21emotional
00:31:22all
00:31:23the
00:31:23young
00:31:23boys
00:31:23around
00:31:24man
00:31:24she
00:31:24sucked
00:31:25my
00:31:25dick
00:31:25yesterday
00:31:26grandpa
00:31:29can't
00:31:30believe
00:31:30you
00:31:30ain't
00:31:30sucked
00:31:31get
00:31:31your
00:31:31dick
00:31:32sucked
00:31:32grandpa
00:31:33can't
00:31:33take
00:31:34it
00:31:34no
00:31:34more
00:31:34here
00:31:35I
00:31:36go
00:31:37tell
00:31:38these
00:31:38motherfuckers
00:31:39you
00:31:39used to
00:31:39suck
00:31:40my
00:31:40dick
00:31:40every
00:32:03man
00:32:03that's
00:32:04all
00:32:04we
00:32:04want
00:32:04to
00:32:04tell
00:32:04the
00:32:04stories
00:32:05I
00:32:05don't
00:32:05know
00:32:05why
00:32:06we
00:32:07just
00:32:07want
00:32:07to
00:32:07tell
00:32:07those
00:32:08stories
00:32:08oh
00:32:08yeah
00:32:09she
00:32:09went
00:32:09down
00:32:10I
00:32:10pushed
00:32:10the
00:32:10head
00:32:11almost
00:32:11choked
00:32:12her
00:32:12what
00:32:14is
00:32:15the
00:32:15great
00:32:15thing
00:32:16about
00:32:16choking
00:32:16somebody
00:32:17you
00:32:17can
00:32:17almost
00:32:18kill
00:32:18every
00:32:24man
00:32:24who
00:32:24ever
00:32:24made
00:32:25somebody
00:32:25gag
00:32:25laugh
00:32:26women
00:32:36don't
00:32:36think
00:32:37that
00:32:37shit
00:32:37funny
00:32:37so
00:32:39a
00:32:39minute
00:32:39she
00:32:39thinks
00:32:40gonna
00:32:40die
00:32:40go
00:32:40go
00:32:40what's
00:32:43wrong
00:32:43with
00:32:43you
00:32:44women
00:32:49rule
00:32:49and
00:32:51the
00:32:51bad
00:32:51part
00:32:52is
00:32:53when
00:32:53a
00:32:53relationship
00:32:53goes
00:32:54bad
00:32:54when
00:32:55it
00:32:55goes
00:32:56bad
00:32:56men
00:32:57we
00:32:57don't
00:32:58know
00:32:58how
00:32:58to
00:32:58fucking
00:32:58break
00:32:59up
00:32:59we
00:33:00don't
00:33:00know
00:33:00how
00:33:00to
00:33:00be
00:33:00men
00:33:01we
00:33:02just
00:33:02go
00:33:02and
00:33:03try
00:33:03to
00:33:03cheat
00:33:03with
00:33:04somebody
00:33:04else
00:33:04and
00:33:05then
00:33:05let
00:33:05the
00:33:05relationship
00:33:06fade
00:33:06away
00:33:06you
00:33:07start
00:33:08an
00:33:08argument
00:33:08well
00:33:08I
00:33:08don't
00:33:09want
00:33:09to
00:33:09be
00:33:09here
00:33:09anyway
00:33:09well
00:33:10get
00:33:10the
00:33:10fuck
00:33:10out
00:33:11and
00:33:11as
00:33:12you
00:33:12walk
00:33:12out
00:33:12women
00:33:17y'all
00:33:18break up
00:33:18but y'all
00:33:19break up
00:33:20for nothing
00:33:20you only
00:33:21break up
00:33:22because you
00:33:22tired of
00:33:22the man
00:33:23you with
00:33:23he ain't
00:33:24do nothing
00:33:24wrong
00:33:25you got
00:33:25a good
00:33:25fucking
00:33:26man
00:33:26but you
00:33:27want
00:33:27to
00:33:27break
00:33:27up
00:33:28and you
00:33:28don't
00:33:28you
00:33:28just
00:33:29do
00:33:29anything
00:33:30men
00:33:30we
00:33:30are
00:33:30clueless
00:33:31we
00:33:32don't
00:33:32even
00:33:32know
00:33:33why
00:33:33they
00:33:33break
00:33:33up
00:33:34with
00:33:34her
00:33:34that
00:33:35is
00:33:35the
00:33:35sad
00:33:36part
00:33:36it
00:33:36can
00:33:37start
00:33:37off
00:33:37as a
00:33:37normal
00:33:38conversation
00:33:39but this
00:33:40is how
00:33:40you know
00:33:41when your
00:33:41woman is
00:33:42ready to
00:33:42get rid
00:33:42of your
00:33:43ass
00:33:43you know
00:33:45what
00:33:46you're not
00:33:53the man
00:33:54that I
00:33:54thought
00:33:54you would
00:33:55be
00:33:55men
00:34:00are
00:34:01very
00:34:01confused
00:34:02what
00:34:04are you
00:34:04talking
00:34:04about
00:34:04what
00:34:08are you
00:34:08talking
00:34:08about
00:34:08what
00:34:08kind
00:34:09of
00:34:09man
00:34:09you
00:34:09want
00:34:09me
00:34:10to
00:34:10be
00:34:10the
00:34:11man
00:34:11that
00:34:11you're
00:34:12not
00:34:12being
00:34:12you
00:34:19still
00:34:19confused
00:34:20but I
00:34:20don't
00:34:20understand
00:34:21what
00:34:23are you
00:34:23talking
00:34:23about
00:34:24hold
00:34:24up
00:34:25are you
00:34:26raising
00:34:26your
00:34:26voice
00:34:27I
00:34:31didn't
00:34:31raise
00:34:31my
00:34:32voice
00:34:32I'm
00:34:32only
00:34:33asking
00:34:33you
00:34:33what
00:34:34the
00:34:34fuck
00:34:34are you
00:34:35talking
00:34:35about
00:34:35that's
00:34:36what
00:34:36I'm
00:34:36talking
00:34:37about
00:34:37you
00:34:37cursing
00:34:37at
00:34:38me
00:34:38I
00:34:38ain't
00:34:38cursing
00:34:39at
00:34:39you
00:34:39why
00:34:39the
00:34:40fuck
00:34:40you
00:34:40raising
00:34:40your
00:34:41voice
00:34:41and
00:34:41cursing
00:34:42at
00:34:42me
00:34:42this
00:34:43the
00:34:43shit
00:34:43that
00:34:43I'm
00:34:43talking
00:34:44about
00:34:44looking
00:34:44at
00:34:45you
00:34:45you
00:34:45getting
00:34:45mad
00:34:46you
00:34:46want
00:34:46to
00:34:46hit
00:34:47me
00:34:47right
00:34:47the
00:34:50fuck
00:34:50is
00:34:51you
00:34:51talking
00:34:51about
00:34:51I
00:34:52wouldn't
00:34:52put
00:34:52my
00:34:52hands
00:34:53on
00:34:53you
00:34:53but
00:34:53you
00:34:54want
00:34:54to
00:34:54you
00:34:55want
00:34:56to
00:34:56I
00:34:57can
00:34:57tell
00:34:57you
00:34:57getting
00:34:57mad
00:34:58you
00:34:58cursing
00:34:59yo
00:34:59you
00:34:59a
00:34:59crazy
00:35:00bitch
00:35:01you
00:35:02gonna
00:35:02call
00:35:03me
00:35:03out
00:35:03my
00:35:03name
00:35:04now
00:35:04you
00:35:10done
00:35:10broke
00:35:10the
00:35:11fuck
00:35:11up
00:35:11you
00:35:12done
00:35:12do
00:35:12nothing
00:35:12wrong
00:35:13she
00:35:14don't
00:35:14even
00:35:15give
00:35:15you
00:35:15a
00:35:15reason
00:35:15but
00:35:17it's
00:35:17over
00:35:17she
00:35:18done
00:35:19turned
00:35:19you
00:35:19into
00:35:19a
00:35:20nigga
00:35:20to
00:35:20hit
00:35:21people
00:35:21you
00:35:24can't
00:35:25control
00:35:25your
00:35:25temper
00:35:26and
00:35:28you
00:35:28called
00:35:28out
00:35:29her
00:35:29name
00:35:29and
00:35:30all
00:35:31you
00:35:31wanted
00:35:31to
00:35:31find
00:35:31out
00:35:32was
00:35:32what
00:35:33did
00:35:33you
00:35:33do
00:35:33wrong
00:35:33and
00:35:35they
00:35:35never
00:35:35got
00:35:35an
00:35:36answer
00:35:37because
00:35:38they
00:35:38make
00:35:38shit
00:35:39up
00:35:39as
00:35:41they
00:35:41go
00:35:41along
00:35:41men
00:35:44need
00:35:44to
00:35:45find
00:35:45out
00:35:45when
00:35:46your
00:35:46woman
00:35:46cheat
00:35:47they
00:35:48give
00:35:48away
00:35:48time
00:35:49every
00:35:50woman
00:35:50gives
00:35:51away
00:35:51a
00:35:51fucking
00:35:51time
00:35:52when
00:35:52they
00:35:52cheat
00:35:52yes
00:35:54sir
00:35:54when
00:35:56I
00:35:56was
00:35:56with
00:35:57a
00:35:57woman
00:35:57she
00:35:58cheated
00:35:58on me
00:35:58with
00:35:58a
00:35:58football
00:35:59player
00:35:59hurt
00:36:01my
00:36:01fucking
00:36:01heart
00:36:01I
00:36:02should
00:36:02have
00:36:02fed
00:36:02the
00:36:03sign
00:36:03bitch
00:36:04running
00:36:04around
00:36:05the
00:36:05house
00:36:05hurt
00:36:05one
00:36:06in
00:36:09the
00:36:09middle
00:36:09of
00:36:10nothing
00:36:10hurt
00:36:10two
00:36:10hurt
00:36:11three
00:36:11I
00:36:26always tell
00:36:27women
00:36:27they
00:36:27rule
00:36:28I
00:36:28try to
00:36:29leave
00:36:29this
00:36:29joke
00:36:29alone
00:36:29but
00:36:30somebody
00:36:31told me
00:36:31to
00:36:31say it
00:36:31and I
00:36:32said
00:36:32I'm
00:36:32gonna
00:36:32say it
00:36:32because
00:36:32they
00:36:32gonna
00:36:33put
00:36:33it
00:36:33on
00:36:33tape
00:36:33so
00:36:33after
00:36:34this
00:36:34I'm
00:36:34not
00:36:35gonna
00:36:35say
00:36:35the
00:36:35joke
00:36:35no
00:36:35more
00:36:36because
00:36:36it's
00:36:37a
00:36:37secret
00:36:37that
00:36:37women
00:36:38don't
00:36:38know
00:36:39their
00:36:39power
00:36:39some
00:36:40of
00:36:40y'all
00:36:41think
00:36:41it's
00:36:41in
00:36:41your
00:36:41coochie
00:36:42it's
00:36:42not
00:36:42your
00:36:43coochie
00:36:44is
00:36:44overrated
00:36:44you
00:36:46ask
00:36:47men
00:36:47questions
00:36:47during
00:36:48sex
00:36:48what
00:36:48the
00:36:49fuck
00:36:49are
00:36:49we
00:36:49supposed
00:36:50to
00:36:50say
00:36:50you
00:36:51on
00:36:51top
00:36:52of
00:36:52us
00:36:52is
00:36:52this
00:36:53the
00:36:53best
00:36:54pussy
00:36:54you
00:36:54had
00:36:55nah
00:36:56you
00:37:00are
00:37:01right
00:37:01of
00:37:05course
00:37:05it's
00:37:05the
00:37:06best
00:37:06you
00:37:07are
00:37:07the
00:37:07best
00:37:07mama
00:37:07I
00:37:13have
00:37:13to
00:37:13tell
00:37:13this
00:37:13joke
00:37:14because
00:37:14this
00:37:14lady
00:37:15I
00:37:15promised
00:37:16I
00:37:16would
00:37:16tell
00:37:17her
00:37:17because
00:37:17it's
00:37:17the
00:37:17power
00:37:18in
00:37:18the
00:37:18vocal
00:37:19every
00:37:20man
00:37:20wants
00:37:21to
00:37:22hear
00:37:22that
00:37:23he's
00:37:23the
00:37:23man
00:37:23that's
00:37:23why
00:37:23we
00:37:24ask
00:37:24you
00:37:24dumb
00:37:24questions
00:37:25whose
00:37:25pussy
00:37:25is
00:37:26this
00:37:26and
00:37:28some
00:37:29of
00:37:29y'all
00:37:29are
00:37:29from
00:37:29the
00:37:29hood
00:37:30and
00:37:32you
00:37:32tell
00:37:32the
00:37:32nigga
00:37:32the
00:37:32truth
00:37:33right
00:37:33there
00:37:33this
00:37:33this
00:37:34James
00:37:34pussy
00:37:35you
00:37:40better
00:37:41hurry
00:37:41up
00:37:41he
00:37:41about
00:37:41to
00:37:41come
00:37:42he
00:37:45about
00:37:45to
00:37:45come
00:37:45back
00:37:45upstairs
00:37:46who's
00:37:51pussy
00:37:52you
00:37:54asked
00:37:54the
00:37:54wrong
00:37:54goddamn
00:37:55questions
00:37:56women
00:37:57you
00:37:57can
00:37:57get
00:37:58anything
00:37:58you
00:37:58want
00:37:59you
00:37:59can
00:37:59get
00:38:00a
00:38:00car
00:38:00tonight
00:38:00all
00:38:01you
00:38:01gotta
00:38:01do
00:38:01is
00:38:01feed
00:38:01a
00:38:01man's
00:38:02ego
00:38:02some
00:38:03of
00:38:03y'all
00:38:03been
00:38:04together
00:38:04in a
00:38:04relationship
00:38:0410
00:38:05years
00:38:05you
00:38:06know
00:38:06your
00:38:06man's
00:38:07body
00:38:07but
00:38:08you
00:38:08gotta
00:38:08do
00:38:09something
00:38:09crazy
00:38:10to
00:38:10keep
00:38:10the
00:38:11shit
00:38:11sparked
00:38:11just
00:38:12do
00:38:12crazy
00:38:13shit
00:38:13when
00:38:14you
00:38:14go
00:38:14home
00:38:14tonight
00:38:15and
00:38:15fuck
00:38:15cause
00:38:15some
00:38:15of
00:38:15y'all
00:38:15gonna
00:38:16fuck
00:38:16tonight
00:38:16when
00:38:19you're
00:38:19about
00:38:20to
00:38:20have
00:38:20sex
00:38:20let
00:38:21him
00:38:21get
00:38:21undressed
00:38:22you
00:38:23keep
00:38:23your
00:38:23clothes
00:38:24on
00:38:24you
00:38:25been
00:38:25with
00:38:25him
00:38:2510
00:38:25years
00:38:26you
00:38:26know
00:38:26his
00:38:26body
00:38:26but
00:38:27tonight
00:38:27you
00:38:27act
00:38:28like
00:38:28it
00:38:28different
00:38:28soon
00:38:30as
00:38:30he
00:38:30come
00:38:30oh
00:38:31excuse
00:38:31me
00:38:32oh
00:38:36my
00:38:37god
00:38:37and
00:38:39what
00:38:40you
00:38:40gonna
00:38:40do
00:38:40with
00:38:40all
00:38:41that
00:38:41like
00:38:41this
00:38:42watch
00:38:46him
00:38:46boost
00:38:46his
00:38:46ego
00:38:47what
00:38:47you
00:38:47talking
00:38:47about
00:38:47all
00:38:47lips
00:38:48what
00:38:50you
00:38:50talking
00:38:50about
00:38:50all
00:38:50lips
00:38:51same
00:38:54little
00:38:55ding-a-ling
00:38:55you
00:38:55been
00:38:55getting
00:38:56for
00:38:5610
00:38:56years
00:38:56tonight
00:38:59he
00:38:59think
00:38:59it's
00:38:59a
00:39:00different
00:39:00ding-a-ling
00:39:01ladies
00:39:04you
00:39:05have
00:39:05to
00:39:05use
00:39:06your
00:39:06power
00:39:06it's
00:39:07in
00:39:07your
00:39:07vocals
00:39:08black
00:39:09women
00:39:10your
00:39:10power
00:39:11is
00:39:11the
00:39:11way
00:39:11you
00:39:11curse
00:39:12nobody
00:39:12curses
00:39:13like
00:39:13a
00:39:13black
00:39:14woman
00:39:14nobody
00:39:15especially
00:39:16doing
00:39:16sex
00:39:17oh
00:39:19wait
00:39:19a
00:39:19minute
00:39:20you
00:39:21in my
00:39:21goddamn
00:39:21stomach
00:39:22motherfucker
00:39:23now
00:39:25you
00:39:25gonna
00:39:25boost
00:39:25his
00:39:26ego
00:39:26getting
00:39:26word
00:39:27nigga
00:39:29being
00:39:29stomach
00:39:30a
00:39:31bitch
00:39:31latino
00:39:37women
00:39:38is
00:39:38the
00:39:38way
00:39:39you
00:39:39cry
00:39:39nobody
00:39:40cries
00:39:40like
00:39:41a
00:39:41latino
00:39:41woman
00:39:42you
00:39:42don't
00:39:43like
00:39:43pain
00:39:43so
00:39:43you
00:39:44hang
00:39:44your
00:39:44meal
00:39:45like
00:39:46fucking
00:39:46please
00:39:47stop
00:39:47me
00:39:47you
00:39:47kidding
00:39:47all
00:39:48these
00:39:48bullshit
00:39:48things
00:39:49white
00:40:00women
00:40:00you
00:40:01gotta
00:40:01give
00:40:01I've
00:40:02never
00:40:03been
00:40:03with a
00:40:03white
00:40:03woman
00:40:04but I
00:40:05seen
00:40:05it on
00:40:06the
00:40:06photo
00:40:06flicks
00:40:06white
00:40:10white
00:40:10woman
00:40:10oh god
00:40:11I
00:40:11want
00:40:11your
00:40:12cock
00:40:12in
00:40:12my
00:40:12arm
00:40:13I
00:40:15want
00:40:16your
00:40:16cock
00:40:16in
00:40:16my
00:40:17arm
00:40:17that's a
00:40:23gift
00:40:23Jamaican
00:40:25women
00:40:25you've
00:40:25got a
00:40:26gift
00:40:26Jamaican
00:40:27women
00:40:27stop you
00:40:28right
00:40:28away
00:40:28they don't
00:40:29like
00:40:29pain
00:40:30hold on
00:40:31double
00:40:31that
00:40:31slow
00:40:34down
00:40:34killer
00:40:35what
00:40:36you wanna
00:40:37do
00:40:37you wanna
00:40:37mash up
00:40:38the
00:40:38pool
00:40:38pool
00:40:39what
00:40:49the
00:40:49fuck
00:40:49is
00:40:49mash up
00:40:50the
00:40:50pool
00:40:51pool
00:40:51they
00:40:59stop
00:41:00you
00:41:00hold on
00:41:01double
00:41:02and
00:41:02but
00:41:04the
00:41:05one
00:41:05who
00:41:05gets
00:41:05y'all
00:41:05right
00:41:09away
00:41:09she
00:41:11make
00:41:11black
00:41:11men
00:41:12feel
00:41:12like
00:41:12we
00:41:12kings
00:41:13them
00:41:14little
00:41:14Asian
00:41:14women
00:41:14soon
00:41:17as
00:41:17you
00:41:17call
00:41:17them
00:41:18they
00:41:18act
00:41:18like
00:41:18they
00:41:18scared
00:41:19of
00:41:19black
00:41:19men
00:41:19come
00:41:20here
00:41:21wingily
00:41:21oh
00:41:25no
00:41:26so much
00:41:29a black
00:41:30dick
00:41:30almost
00:41:30a
00:41:31kitty
00:41:31wiggily
00:41:31she
00:41:39the only
00:41:39one
00:41:40that
00:41:40can
00:41:40call
00:41:40you
00:41:40a
00:41:40black
00:41:40nigger
00:41:41and
00:41:41get
00:41:41away
00:41:41with
00:41:41I
00:41:42said
00:41:42stop
00:41:43a
00:41:43black
00:41:43nigger
00:41:44stop
00:41:44so much
00:41:47a
00:41:48dick
00:41:48in the
00:41:48wiggily
00:41:49you almost
00:41:50a
00:41:51kill me
00:41:51dick
00:41:51and hit
00:41:51the
00:41:52heart
00:41:52why
00:41:56so much
00:41:56a
00:41:56dick
00:41:57and hit
00:41:57the
00:41:57heart
00:41:58stop
00:42:00but you
00:42:05don't
00:42:05stop
00:42:06now the one
00:42:18I can't
00:42:19have
00:42:19sex
00:42:19with
00:42:19I'm
00:42:20not
00:42:20gonna
00:42:21lie
00:42:21she
00:42:22can
00:42:22be
00:42:22beautiful
00:42:23she
00:42:25can
00:42:25have
00:42:25they
00:42:25got
00:42:26that
00:42:26beautiful
00:42:26skin
00:42:26but I
00:42:27can't
00:42:27take
00:42:27that
00:42:27voice
00:42:28and you
00:42:28see
00:42:28a lot
00:42:28of
00:42:29them
00:42:29on
00:42:29125th
00:42:30them
00:42:33Africans
00:42:33I can't
00:42:36fuck
00:42:36with
00:42:36them
00:42:37it's
00:42:39just
00:42:40their voice
00:42:41fucks me up
00:42:41come
00:42:44come
00:42:44here
00:42:46come
00:42:50here
00:42:50no
00:42:51I
00:42:52tell you
00:42:52you
00:42:52too
00:42:52stupid
00:42:52and
00:42:53you
00:42:53don't
00:42:53stupid
00:42:54your
00:42:56teeth
00:42:56hurt
00:42:56in my
00:42:57heart
00:42:57you
00:42:57make
00:42:57me
00:42:57cry
00:42:58oh
00:42:58oh
00:42:59oh
00:43:00oh
00:43:01oh
00:43:02oh
00:43:03oh
00:43:04oh
00:43:05oh
00:43:06oh
00:43:07oh
00:43:08oh
00:43:09oh
00:43:10oh
00:43:11oh
00:43:11your balls
00:43:12the last
00:43:14time I did
00:43:15an African lady
00:43:16met me outside
00:43:17I want to talk to you
00:43:18right now
00:43:18why do you say
00:43:22I can't take
00:43:22deep
00:43:22nigga
00:43:23I would
00:43:25fuck you
00:43:26have ridden
00:43:26Africans
00:43:39done took
00:43:40the fuck
00:43:40over
00:43:41they did
00:43:42they used to
00:43:46wear
00:43:46dashikis
00:43:48and
00:43:49sandals
00:43:49you knew
00:43:50who the fuck
00:43:50was African
00:43:51when they
00:43:51came at you
00:43:52soon as you
00:43:53seen him
00:43:53you're like
00:43:54he's African
00:43:54they never
00:43:56spoke English
00:43:56all of a sudden
00:43:58throughout time
00:43:59they learned
00:44:00English well
00:44:00they even
00:44:01adapted to
00:44:02the New York
00:44:03culture
00:44:03you saw
00:44:05them
00:44:05back in the
00:44:06days you
00:44:06knew who
00:44:06was African
00:44:07because
00:44:08they had
00:44:09on the dashiki
00:44:09with the pants
00:44:10to match
00:44:10the sandal
00:44:12with the
00:44:12toe
00:44:12feet
00:44:13ashy
00:44:13than a fuck
00:44:14and he didn't give a fuck
00:44:18it's freezing outside
00:44:19that goddamn
00:44:20pinky toe
00:44:21dead
00:44:22now they done got
00:44:31Americanized
00:44:33the one thing that I learned
00:44:37when you're young
00:44:39you go to the club
00:44:40you want to meet a woman
00:44:41if you're a woman
00:44:42you want to meet a man
00:44:43if you don't have one
00:44:44that's what you go to the club for
00:44:46now that we're older
00:44:48you have a woman
00:44:49you go to the woman
00:44:51you come to comedy shows
00:44:52with your woman
00:44:53if your woman
00:44:54is a good looking woman
00:44:55you can walk to the bathroom
00:44:57and if a brother
00:44:59steps to her
00:45:00walks right up to her
00:45:02and then you come
00:45:03out of respect
00:45:04he be like
00:45:05my bad bro
00:45:06I didn't know
00:45:07that's cool
00:45:08you walk away
00:45:09not African
00:45:10you know sir
00:45:13you can walk in here
00:45:15holding your girl's hand
00:45:16this nigga walk right up to her
00:45:18hey lady
00:45:18how are you doing
00:45:24you like money
00:45:30you don't see me with her
00:45:31my brother
00:45:31I ain't not talking to you
00:45:33if I don't say nothing to you
00:45:36don't fucking say nothing to me
00:45:37mind your fucking piece next
00:45:40like I was saying
00:45:41hey lady
00:45:42how are you doing
00:45:45god damn African
00:45:55there's a lot of different cultures
00:46:00I love Puerto Ricans
00:46:03I love y'all
00:46:04because
00:46:04I have to say
00:46:06it doesn't matter
00:46:07what the situation is
00:46:09if it's a tragedy
00:46:11y'all still celebrate
00:46:13half of the got shot
00:46:17okay
00:46:17half of the want us
00:46:18to do a body
00:46:19yeah
00:46:19soon as you walk in the building
00:46:31you start to hear that
00:46:32Latino shit
00:46:33give me life
00:46:40to have in the body
00:46:41you don't mind
00:46:4412 o'clock in the afternoon
00:46:46Hector got shot
00:46:50okay
00:46:50now
00:46:55it's 3 o'clock in the morning
00:46:57you ready to go to sleep
00:47:00but Hector don't give a fuck
00:47:03the party turns up
00:47:07what do black people do
00:47:20we go upstairs
00:47:22and knock on the door
00:47:23open this motherfucking door
00:47:28Hector
00:47:28Hector come out with a t-shirt
00:47:31drawers
00:47:31and ticletas
00:47:33what happened
00:47:34you be like
00:47:36you don't turn that shit down
00:47:38Papa listen
00:47:38I put the invitation
00:47:42on the door
00:47:42and you don't come to the body
00:47:46that's your business
00:47:47everybody in the building
00:47:50is in the pocket
00:47:51you the only motherfucker
00:47:54with a job
00:47:55black men always beats up
00:48:04if you don't turn that shit down
00:48:05I'm calling the police
00:48:07Papa
00:48:07I don't give a fuck with you
00:48:09I'm this super
00:48:12I'd like to go downstairs
00:48:17and nobody else
00:48:17who's gonna say the cap
00:48:18give a fuck
00:48:19give a fuck
00:48:20give a fuck
00:48:20give a fuck
00:48:21give a fuck
00:48:23I always try to educate
00:48:41try to educate my black people
00:48:45because we are the only people in the world that accepts the word no we accept it for anything
00:48:54the word no is the most powerful word in the dictionary
00:48:58and when you accept it and you don't challenge it it's the only word that definitely gets a
00:49:05reaction no matter if it's from your wife your kids whoever as soon as you say something to them
00:49:10mommy can i go outside yes mommy can i have a dollar yes mommy can i go to sean's house no no
00:49:19it gives a reaction your husband baby i want a little bit come on yeah baby i want to do choky choky
00:49:33yes baby i want you to turn around no
00:49:42why not
00:49:43no woman wants to do that you gotta sneak it on
00:49:47no other race accepts no but us nobody you can walk into a bank try to get a
00:49:56fucking loan right now and they tell you no and you won't even challenge it well mr jackson we
00:50:02overlooked your application and unfortunately we have to decline you and we'll send you a letter in
00:50:06the mail you'll be like all right thank you white people don't fucking accept no same scenario well
00:50:16you'll get a letter in the mail wait hold on something's not right i would like to talk to your manager
00:50:33your district manager not that asshole
00:50:36you're going to get a write-up you don't know who my dad is
00:50:43latinos don't accept fucking no same scenario well mr rodriguez we overlooked your application and
00:50:53unfortunately at this time we have to decline you you'll get a letter in the mail hold on papa
00:51:00there's a problem right now you see i don't know what happened
00:51:07i tell you i come to the bank i say hello you say hello
00:51:13i say how you doing today i'm fine you're fine we're fine today
00:51:20i tell you i say hey papa i need a little bit money
00:51:26i want you to tell me how to get the little bit of the money
00:51:31so you say okay one minute hey i'm right here one minute
00:51:37so something right you put the paper under the window i'm by myself i take the paper
00:51:49i don't read all all together too so much
00:51:55you know i see but i don't know how to say to you
00:52:00so i ask you for your help and you say okay i'm going to help you i so happy you help me
00:52:06so you tell me put my name right here right i put my name
00:52:12you say fill out my address guess what happened papa i fill out my address
00:52:18you say sign i say what is the sign you say that's when you do the sign in the name
00:52:29i say oh i'm so stupid i put the sign
00:52:32so i do the sign and i give you the paper back under the window
00:52:38papa something happened
00:52:43when the paper goes back under the window
00:52:48i don't know what happened but you the one who work here you tell me to do it i do it
00:52:58well mr rodriguez to be honest with you you don't have id id wait a minute
00:53:10you don't want to give me the money because you don't have the picture or me
00:53:17who's taking the money me or the picture
00:53:21if you need the picture stupid do your phone right now
00:53:28the fuck i need id you got me right here you dumb mother fuck
00:53:35how you get this job you so fucking stupid
00:53:38i try to talk about everybody
00:53:59so they don't feel left out
00:54:03a lot of comedians are scared to talk about the gay community
00:54:09i got gay friends
00:54:18a lot of y'all here
00:54:21some people don't like to admit they gay yet
00:54:34especially men
00:54:37but i got a few goddamn questions
00:54:40see i don't have nothing against gay
00:54:42i got a few friends that aren't gay
00:54:44now you got lesbians
00:54:47you got gay men
00:54:51and then you got the other ones
00:54:54now i even talk to my gay friends
00:54:58about the other ones
00:55:00now if you don't know who the other ones are
00:55:03i'm going to explain to you
00:55:04i have a lot of respect for a gay man
00:55:07that says hi my name is tim
00:55:09that's my boyfriend john
00:55:10we love each other
00:55:11that's my husband
00:55:13i have respect for that
00:55:15i have respect for a lesbian
00:55:19that says yo i'm keisha
00:55:22this is my girl cheryl
00:55:27i got respect for them
00:55:33but the others
00:55:36those the ones i don't trust
00:55:39the ones who try to act
00:55:42a little too flamboyant
00:55:44the ones who do everything extra
00:55:47they don't act like women
00:55:48they say they act like women
00:55:49i ain't never seen a woman act like that
00:55:51shut up
00:55:51oh my god
00:55:52what the fuck is that
00:55:54just over the top
00:56:02for no fucking reason
00:56:03they say they try to recruit
00:56:12regular niggas like me
00:56:13all they got to do
00:56:15is look you in the eye
00:56:16and they got you
00:56:17i caught one looking at me
00:56:20i said mother
00:56:20what the fuck is you doing
00:56:24now i know i'm not the only man in here
00:56:32that wonder why
00:56:34why do they talk like that
00:56:36why do they do extra
00:56:37if you like another man
00:56:39that's your business
00:56:40but what is the extra shit
00:56:42oh my god
00:56:43oh you're killing me
00:56:44my heart is fellin
00:56:46what the fuck is that
00:56:49so dramatic
00:56:53just everything you do
00:56:54that
00:56:55shut up
00:56:55i will punch
00:56:56oh yeah
00:56:57every man
00:57:03i don't care who you are
00:57:04you want to know
00:57:05why
00:57:06why you gotta go to those extremes
00:57:08now i'm a middle aged man
00:57:10i found out
00:57:12i was gay for five seconds
00:57:14five seconds
00:57:17and then i found out
00:57:18why they talk like that
00:57:19i'm middle aged
00:57:21my grandmother told me
00:57:23go get my prostate checked
00:57:25or you gonna die
00:57:28just like that
00:57:30go get it checked
00:57:31or you gonna die
00:57:32my grandmother ain't holding no punches
00:57:34i said
00:57:35we'll just die
00:57:37so i went to the doctor
00:57:40i didn't know shit about no prostate
00:57:42they don't teach us that in school
00:57:45i didn't know nothing about it
00:57:46when you reach a certain age
00:57:47you're supposed to get this checked
00:57:48i didn't know
00:57:50so i went to the doctor
00:57:51trying to be all smooth
00:57:53yo doc
00:57:54nigga here to get that prostate checked baby
00:57:57doctor said
00:58:04alright go in the room
00:58:05take off your clothes
00:58:07and get ready
00:58:09now i don't know where the prostate is
00:58:13so he said
00:58:15i need you to open up
00:58:16i said
00:58:17so he said
00:58:29no
00:58:30i'm gonna have to
00:58:33ask you to
00:58:34spread
00:58:35your ass
00:58:36i was getting ready to walk out
00:58:46but i kept hearing my grandmother voice
00:58:49saying
00:58:49you gonna die
00:58:50so i said
00:58:53alright
00:58:54i said doctor
00:58:56is this gonna hurt
00:58:57that's
00:58:59that's up to you
00:59:00i said
00:59:03alright
00:59:04fuck it
00:59:05i'm gonna get my prostate checked
00:59:07took off my clothes
00:59:10and
00:59:11what
00:59:13this shit was about to happen
00:59:15i'm gonna tell you women
00:59:18to your face
00:59:19i am sorry
00:59:21i am sorry
00:59:25if i ever said this to you
00:59:28cause he said it to me
00:59:31relax
00:59:34i'm gonna put a little bit in
00:59:39and just accept it
00:59:46now i'm all men
00:59:51i don't know if any other men in here have a prostate check
00:59:56but when you're about to get something inserted into your ass
01:00:00everything else starts working three times different
01:00:05my hearing
01:00:07was like my aunt
01:00:09i heard this nigga put on the gloves
01:00:11i heard him digging the jelly one finger at a time
01:00:19i heard all of this
01:00:28this man
01:00:31took one finger
01:00:33and i tried to be hard as a motherfucker
01:00:37i'm a dude from the front nigga
01:00:38i was like
01:00:39go ahead doctor
01:00:40that finger went up my ass
01:00:44and no matter how hard i tried to be
01:00:47somebody else jumped the fuck out of me
01:00:50i said oh my god
01:00:52what the fuck did you do to me bitch
01:00:56i'ma shoot you
01:00:59peow
01:00:59peow
01:01:08now i understood
01:01:24why they talk this way
01:01:27it took me a little while to get back to myself
01:01:35i was trying to shake it off
01:01:38i was in between moves
01:01:40i was like oh shit i'm about to go outside
01:01:43no you ain't
01:01:44no you ain't
01:01:45sit down sit down bitch
01:01:48i started dancing with no reason
01:01:51sit down bitch sit down
01:01:53sit down bitch sit down
01:01:56what you gonna do
01:01:57what you gonna do
01:01:58i'ma say this
01:02:17to all my gay friends
01:02:21be proud to be gay
01:02:24you have somebody you love
01:02:27love them
01:02:28i remember one time
01:02:30they didn't want y'all in the army
01:02:32they didn't want y'all in the army
01:02:36and we almost lost the war
01:02:38but i know my gay friends would have stood up
01:02:48and fuck the war up
01:02:51cause y'all don't do shit regular
01:02:54the way we march
01:02:56as men
01:02:58it's like left
01:02:59right
01:02:59left
01:03:00right
01:03:00you know no gay marches
01:03:03wouldn't go like that
01:03:04yo twan
01:03:05yes
01:03:06yo twan
01:03:07yes
01:03:08you ready to go
01:03:10i'm ready
01:03:11hot two three four
01:03:12hot two three
01:03:13we would have won the fucking war
01:03:19the animals would have said
01:03:20mohammed do you see what the fuck i don't see
01:03:22i don't know what the fuck they're doing
01:03:29god bless y'all good night
01:03:43do you see what the fuck
01:03:47who's like
01:04:10you
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