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00:00.

00:29RoboCop, RoboCop, RoboCop

00:48RoboCop! RoboCop! RoboCop! RoboCop!

00:57RoboCop!

01:09Hi! This is Fawn Glibly with another NewsBite moment.

01:13I'm here with Gerald Prattle, bringing New Detroit all the news it needs to know

01:17when we want you to know it.

01:19That's right, Fawn, and today we want you to know that we're saluting our very own Happy Bill Solomon,

01:25NewsBite's very own weatherman, celebrating ten years with NewsBite.

01:30Happy Bill's anniversary! Now that's news!

01:35Yay!

01:45Hey, New Detroit! Thanks for making me your fair-weather friend!

01:54Friend my foot! Backstabbing, job-stealing, bow-tie-wearing little ferret? That's more like it!

02:00Oh, no offense, Zha-Zha. I know some of your cousins are ferrets.

02:09Used to be I was in charge of this city's weather. Alexander Niño was the weather king!

02:16It's time I showed New Detroit who the best weatherman really is.

02:21The one who predicts the weather or the one who controls it.

02:47Silent alarm inside.

02:49Silent alarm inside.

03:11Freeze, police!

03:12You are under arrest for breaking and entering, looting, and overdressing on a hot day.

03:16What a hot day.

03:26We're going up.

03:46He's getting away.

04:01Hang in there, Agent Minor.

04:04Like I have a choice.

04:16Hail and farewell, RoboCop!

04:26That hit from the satellite caused some minor damage.

04:47I don't get it.

04:49Nanook of the North goes to all this trouble to burglarize the museum.

04:52But what does he take?

04:55This thing called weather's folly?

04:57I remember that.

04:59Ancient history.

05:00It was supposed to operate a weather satellite.

05:02What for?

05:03To control the weather.

05:05So why is it called weather's folly?

05:07Because it didn't work properly.

05:09Computer commands back then were too primitive to control it.

05:12Call a projector.

05:18Snow melted at ski resorts.

05:22Lake Michigan froze solid.

05:25And crops were destroyed by heat.

05:29I did a report on the whole debacle into third grade.

05:32I just bet you did.

05:34Why would anyone want to steal something that didn't work in the first place?

05:38Perhaps because he's found a way to make it work now.

05:41I doubt it.

05:42I came up with a new set of algorithms just last week that should make it work.

05:46But it's taken me years and, well, I'm a genius.

05:50Excuse me, Noomi.

05:52But you're not the only genius on the planet.

05:55Maybe.

05:56But everyone in my chat room said I was the first one to make the weather's folly work.

06:00In theory.

06:01You've posted the information in a chat room on the Omni-Net.

06:05Well, sure.

06:06That's not good, is it?

06:08Got a lead on our parka man.

06:15Someone saw him drive off in an old RV.

06:18Shouldn't be too hard to spot in this heat.

06:20I've ordered a city-wide search.

06:34We don't have long to wait, Zha Zha.

06:50And here with the weather is our own happy weatherman, Bill Solomon.

06:56Hey, hope all you folks in New Detroit are enjoying our hot spring weather.

07:00Because we're in for another five days of it.

07:04Citizens of New Detroit, you should not listen to Happy Bill.

07:10He doesn't know what the weather has in store for you.

07:13Only I know the weather.

07:16Hey, is that parka man on TV?

07:18My little groundhog friend saw her shadow today.

07:23He's pirating the signal.

07:27Tracing the signal's origin.

07:30Which means we can expect six more weeks of winter.

07:34Even if it is in the middle of spring.

07:39Only I know the weather.

07:42Alexander Niño, the weather king.

07:48I've got his location.

07:58How are we ever gonna find him here?

08:04How about the one over there with the TV tower and the snow chains on its tires?

08:09Whoa, what was that?

08:18Hey, he's making a break for it!

08:28Please pull over to the side of the road.

08:30Look out!

08:40Look out!

08:42Look out!

08:44Look out!

08:45Look out!

08:46Look out!

08:47Look out!

08:48Look out!

08:49Look out!

08:50Look out!

08:51Look out!

08:52Back in one minute!

08:5310-4!

08:54Welcome back, citizens!

08:57Hang on!

08:58Can't press here.

08:59Huh?

09:00Huh?

09:01Huh?

09:02Hang on!

09:03Can't press here.

09:04Huh?

09:05Robo-cycle.

09:06Huh?

09:14Hang on!

09:17Can't press here.

09:27Robo-cycle.

09:36Robo-cycle.

09:44Thanks, Murphy.

09:45I owe you one.

09:46Again.

09:52Hey!

09:53It's El Nino!

09:55Seems to me that the people of New Detroit need a weatherman who can actually predict the weather.

10:01I'll get another trace going.

10:03And that would be me, El Nino.

10:08Are we back on?

10:09Is the signal booster working?

10:11Good.

10:13Hey, friends.

10:14That was El Nino.

10:15He was fired years ago.

10:17So don't pay any attention to him.

10:19His predictions were always wrong.

10:21Why don't you tell them why I was fired, Happy Bill?

10:25Because you turned my weather maps upside down.

10:28That's why my predictions were wrong.

10:30You sabotaged me!

10:31Why didn't you just retire, old man?

10:33Florida Land beckons!

10:34Why don't you go to Florida Land?

10:36Get a real tan instead of that thick stuff you rub on out of a bottle!

10:40Loser!

10:41Phony!

10:42Bad dresser!

10:43Bad dresser!

10:44Bad dresser!

10:45What's wrong with my parka?

10:48Bypass their signal.

10:49Get me back on the air now!

10:50Gerald!

10:51Bill!

10:52It's Fawn!

10:53In the studio!

10:54Yes, Fawn!

10:55We all know you're in the studio!

10:56All nice and toasty and warm!

10:57Just thought our viewers would like to know!

10:59Our Newsbyte Instapoll has been tracking how people feel about this duel in the sun and rain!

11:05Who does New Detroit support?

11:06Happy Bill Solomon or old El Nino?

11:07Yeah, something's fishy with this whole El Nino thing.

11:20I think he's fixing the weather and I think he's a menace.

11:24That snow storm wrecked my car!

11:27Oh, can't somebody stop El Nino?

11:30He's destroying our beautiful city!

11:35Alright!

11:36That's it!

11:37Citizens of New Detroit, if you aren't willing to give me another chance, I'm not willing to give you one either!

11:45I've got his location.

11:46He's on the north side of town near the wharf.

11:49If New Detroit declares war on El Nino, then El Nino declares war on New Detroit!

12:05It's payback time, baby!

12:10Wow, look at that!

12:12Is that a...a...a...a...a...tornado?

12:27We'll be right back after these messages.

12:35And now, back to the show, citizens!

12:42Nope!

12:43You were?

12:44help us!

12:45No doubt we are!

13:06Hey, down please!

13:07Hey!

13:10Hey!

13:11No, not the maximum assault mode.

13:28What's happening?

13:30Using his ultimate weapon against the tornado.

13:32But it's too experimental.

13:34It could destroy him.

13:41Murphy!

13:55Oh, no!

14:04Murphy!

14:05Where are you?

14:06Are you okay?

14:11Miner?

14:21Newmeyer?

14:23Murphy!

14:24You okay?

14:27I'm fine.

14:41Isn't it beautiful, Zha-Zha?

14:44Weather in all its glory.

14:49Zha-Zha?

14:50Zha-Zha?

14:54Oh, my poor baby.

14:56Oh, no.

14:57Does the kid and the owl noise scare you?

15:01We'll do something quieter.

15:03But even more terrifying.

15:06Look at the sky.

15:22What happened to the tornadoes?

15:24I have a sinking feeling.

15:26I know.

15:28This is not good.

15:30All that melting snow's got to go somewhere.

15:32This whole place could flood.

15:33Newmeyer?

15:40Newmeyer?

15:41Huh?

15:42Ow!

15:43Ow!

15:46Time to find this clown and shut down his sideshow.

15:50Propeller.

15:53Swamp.

15:54All aboard.

16:00As you can see, New Detroit is experiencing flood-like conditions.

16:05We recommend that everyone get to higher ground and do so as quickly as possible.

16:10You can run, but you can't hide, Happy Bill.

16:13All aboard.

16:14All aboard.

16:30El Nino's on the move.

16:32Away from the wharf and headed this way.

16:33No one's here to stop me, not even RoboCop!

16:44Microblades!

17:03Have me fired, will ya?

17:05I'll show you, Happy Bill!

17:07Who knows the weather now?

17:09And who doesn't?

17:11Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

17:29This stops now!

17:35Light Preserver...

17:36This one is freezing.

17:44Claps.

17:53Al Nino, you're under arrest for meteorological terrorism

17:57and generally raining on our parade.

18:00Hand over the device, Nino.

18:02No!

18:03Look around you.

18:04This situation has gone beyond your control.

18:07Let me help you stop this.

18:14No!

18:30It's not responding.

18:32The storm's causing too much interference.

18:34The storm's blocking the shutdown signal.

18:37We have to think of something or New Detroit's not going to be around much longer.

18:42Wish me luck.

18:44What?

18:44Shit, Mary.

18:48Hey, where are you going?

18:50Stop!

18:53Neumeier, program in the shutdown code.

18:55Hey, come back.

19:06It's too dangerous up there.

19:07Murphy, your mini jetpack wasn't designed for high-altitude flights.

19:24You'll run out of fuel first.

19:26Everyone talks about the weather.

19:36Time to do something about it.

19:38Time to do something about it.

19:46Feel you.

19:47Come back.

20:08Use it.

20:09News Byte

20:26With Fawn Clibley

20:29And Gerald Prattle

20:31Give us 30 seconds

20:33And we'll give you the world

20:35New Detroit undergoes a massive clean-up

20:39After Al Nino's assault on our city

20:41Weatherman Happy Bill Solomon

20:44Is under investigation for alleged fraud

20:47Regarding his role in Al Nino's earlier career calamity

20:50We'll welcome Weatherman Houston Showers

20:53To our News Byte family

20:54When he can join us from the New Republic of Texas

20:57Meanwhile, we do have Dr. Cornelius Neumeier

21:00Who was key in saving our city

21:02Light it up!

21:04Um, the barometric differential's being quadrangulated

21:07By the velocity of the Northwest Swell

21:10Which causes, um...

21:12In English, Neumeier

21:14Uh, it's gonna be warm and sunny today

21:19Couldn't ask for better weather than this, now could ya?

21:23The way nature intended

21:25Don't move, citizen

21:38We'll be right back

21:39And now, back to the show

21:48We're back behind

21:50We'll be right back

21:51We'll be right back

21:51wanting some sleep

21:53We're right back

21:54We'll be right back

21:55Until then...

22:03We'll be right back

22:09Bye!

22:09According to the Fox Pyle

22:13WWrée

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