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00:00Go for
00:29Go for
00:59Go for
01:29Who's the beanpole supposed to be?
01:33Your worst nightmare. Use scufflaws of three seconds to vacate your vehicle.
01:38What you say we mow this turkey down?
01:41Go, bro! Pedal to the metal!
01:43Hey! How did he do that?
02:01Miner to dispatch. We've reached the Mega Mall.
02:03It appears the getaway car has gotten away from its drivers.
02:12I'll have a chat with it. I'm sure it'll be reasonable.
02:16Lane Rodgers!
02:20Better have this angle, right?
02:21Rubble ramps!
02:34Looks like someone beat us to the punch.
02:37Who's responsible for apprehending these fellas?
02:39Some skinny dude. Funny voice. Called himself the Herminator.
02:43The guy's a freakazoid. A walking nutjob.
02:47Huh. Uh, yeah. We don't know why he attacked us.
02:51That's coming from the parking garage.
03:02This guy is a wacko. He nabs two criminals and decides to trash some cars on the way out?
03:08Uh, Agent Miner. Isn't that your car?
03:11The word just came down, guys.
03:22They want the Herminator off the street.
03:24Division Alpha feels that in the wrong hands,
03:26his technology could pose a national security hazard.
03:32They have a point.
03:33At first, I thought we were just looking at body armor,
03:36but a closer look at the mall security tape
03:38seems to indicate a new form of biotechnics.
03:41The circuitry is actually part of him.
03:43Whoever he is.
03:45Those cars he demolished at the mall?
03:47I ran the place.
03:48They all had overdue parking tickets.
03:52Yours, too?
03:53I-I've been busy.
03:55I-I've been busy.
03:55I-I've been busy.
04:11I-I've been busy.
04:15In the final stretch of the Obstacle Run,
04:17it's Robocop in the lead
04:19with Maxi Miner gaining on him.
04:26Fantastic!
04:28Not even a 500-pound handicap could stop the Cup of Steel.
04:36Let's have a look at the old scoreboard.
04:39With just two events to go,
04:41our four finalists have got their work cut out.
04:44Uh-oh. What's this?
04:46Oh, looks like RoboCop fried a kneecap on that last jump.
04:50The ref's calling for a brief timeout.
04:54While there's a break in the action,
04:56check out our playback screen for highlights of previous events.
04:59To even out the marksmanship contest,
05:02he made it difficult for RoboCop to see his targets.
05:05But he didn't let a little thing like that affect his aim.
05:09Way to go, Robo!
05:10Hey, that's my man! Yeah!
05:15You call this entertainment?
05:26This is a close competition, pal.
05:29Off-limits to crazies, kooks, and civilians.
05:33Who are you calling a civilian?
05:35Let the crowd decide!
05:37What do you say, people?
05:38You want to see what the herminator can do?
05:42One more tryout,
05:44and your new will be as good as...
05:48Hey!
05:51I'm not finished!
05:52Target shooting, running, and jumping!
05:55Monkeys can be trained to do that!
05:58You people should expect more from your police officers!
06:01You want to see target practice?
06:14I'll show you target practice!
06:17The demonstration is over, herminator.
06:41You are under arrest.
06:42What's the charge, RoboCroc?
06:46Making you look bad?
06:49Blowing up cars is a felony.
06:51I should've paid their parking ticket!
07:04You can't be that good.
07:06And you should learn to show more respect for Metro West's finest!
07:25Don't bathe a lot.
07:28Back to the show, citizens!
07:34Hold it, herminator!
07:36You've insulted a police officer!
07:39Stop, or we shoot!
07:48I'll forgive you.
07:50This time, you don't really know me yet.
07:53But next time, you better show the proper respect.
07:59Don't say a word.
08:00Just get me to a sonic shower.
08:02That means if Murphy's a 10 on the kick-butt scale,
08:12herminator's a 25?
08:13How is that possible?
08:15Nanotechnology.
08:18Micro-robots and circuitry.
08:20So small and sensitive,
08:22they actually interface with the human body on a cellular level.
08:25Look!
08:26A nanoscientist named Zachary Wonk
08:42had work like this banned by the scientific community years ago,
08:46just before his death.
08:48But his experiments were far too risky to try on human subjects.
08:52What if Wonk had a volunteer?
08:55Someone who was so crazy or angry that risks didn't matter.
08:59Don't tell me you actually have a theory.
09:02Parking tickets.
09:03I can't shake the feeling you're the root of all this,
09:06so I stopped by parking violations.
09:08Agent Minor, I think you're overreacting to your unpaid ticket.
09:11Parking enforcement records for the past five years, smart guy.
09:18Cross-check with Neumeier's nano-doctor.
09:20Overreacting, huh?
09:29Herman Wonk, badge 319,
09:31fired six months ago for attitude problems
09:34when he gave out tickets.
09:35He liked it too much.
09:38Zachary's son?
09:40You got it.
09:41How could a man subject his own kit
09:44to the risks of nanotechnology?
09:46Let's ask him.
09:48Um, Murphy?
09:53Sorry.
09:55No mistake.
09:56This is the last address registered to Zachary Wonk.
09:59You sure we got the right house?
10:01Why don't you double park
10:02and see if anyone around here gets really mad?
10:06Ha ha.
10:07Give it a rest.
10:08Oh, I guess we're back to square one.
10:11Voltage scanner.
10:12Maybe not.
10:14I'm detecting an unusual power source
10:17directly beneath us.
10:30Nice lab for a condemned building.
10:32This must be Herman's shrine to his late father.
10:35Or to himself.
10:36An unattended vehicle.
10:52Three inches in the red zone.
10:56That's three inches too many.
10:58Well, a bit much for a parking violation, one should think, huh?
11:13Oh, well.
11:15No telling with Americans.
11:16No.
11:16Hey, what happened to our car?
11:29I told you to check the radiator.
11:32Mr. Stop right there.
11:34You're under arrest for poor parking
11:36and attempted run.
11:44Ha!
11:45Must have known the robbery was in progress all along.
11:47Jolly good.
11:48Not bad, man.
11:49But he ain't no robo-cop.
12:06It'll take a few months before I'm operational,
12:08but, hey, that tickles.
12:11I could tell you what's supposed to happen
12:13once the nanogenetic material fuses with the cells in my body,
12:17but then I'd have to kill you.
12:20Just kidding!
12:22He's not all there, Murphy.
12:29Goodbye, parking enforcement.
12:31Hello, destiny.
12:32Herman Long, new Detroit city cop.
12:38If he likes cops so much, why is he such a pain?
12:419-17 in progress at 5th and Georgia.
12:44It's a big one, folks.
12:46All emergency vehicles proceed at once.
12:49Looks like Mr. Supercop will have to wait.
12:51What's happening?
13:06Uh, robo-cop.
13:07Thank goodness you're here.
13:09No matter what we throw at this thing,
13:10the flames just won't quit.
13:13Last chemicals.
13:14Sound receiver.
13:15Help!
13:21Help!
13:22I'm going in.
13:35Jail-pack!
13:35Oh!
13:36Oh!
13:37Oh!
13:38Oh!
13:39Oh!
13:40Oh!
13:41Oh!
13:42Oh!
13:43Oh!
13:44Oh!
13:45Hold on!
13:48Hold on!
14:08Murphy!
14:08Murphy!
14:12Put down that remote.
14:17And now, back to the show, citizens.
14:28Help me!
14:29Get him out of there!
14:38Over here!
14:39The fumes!
14:41Excuse me, folks!
14:44Mind if I give it a try?
14:52Problems, Robo-Cop?
14:56When lives are at stake, you really should call me for help.
15:00I'm the ultimate policeman.
15:02The future of law enforcement.
15:03The future of law enforcement.
15:04But you, you're yesterday's news.
15:07Outdated, outmoded, and outclassed.
15:12So, do us all a favor and shut yourself down.
15:15Look out, world!
15:17The Herminators in town.
15:19The Herminators in town!
15:20Ha, ha, ha!
15:21The Molpunks confessed!
15:22Ha-ha!
15:33The Maltpunks confessed.
15:44Well, we got the car from this skinny dude.
15:47Weird voice.
15:48He wouldn't show his face, you know?
15:52Guess who?
15:53And this great cop Herminator was seen at the chemical factory just before the fire.
15:59He's been going around staging his own crime just so he can show off for the public.
16:07We've got him, Murphy.
16:09We still must apprehend him.
16:12I haven't been much good at that.
16:13Don't worry, I don't think he's gonna be at this much longer.
16:17Hermans' nano components have begun evolving.
16:20They could take on a life of their own, and who knows what they'll do.
16:25And this is why his father's work was banned.
16:34Murphy.
16:35We just got a call from an anonymous terrorist.
16:38There's a runaway automated train heading toward the downtown station.
16:42The Zoom train's computer is offline, and the voice claims there's a plasma bomb on board set to go off when it hits the station.
16:50Any attempt to remove the bomb in Root will cause detonation, destroying one of the population centers along the way.
16:59I guess he was just seeing him chasing down the train.
17:01Mr. Future of Law Enforcement playing hero again?
17:10Help the police the best you can.
17:11I want to try something.
17:13Alone.
17:17Jet now!
17:18Come back into my body!
17:38My nanocircuits aren't supposed to break off and fight me.
17:51What's wrong?
17:52Something even your father didn't foresee, Herman.
17:56What are you doing here?
17:57Your nanotechnology has been evolving on its own.
18:00It has achieved a basic intelligence.
18:03It sees the bomb you made as more of its own circuitry.
18:06It can't let you shut it down.
18:08It's a trick.
18:10You just want me out of the way so you can save the train station and hog all the glory.
18:16I won't let you!
18:23Heads up, RoboCop.
18:25You're about to be a real smash.
18:28What do you have to do to get someone to let you help him?
18:33Wrackly hook.
18:46Where was I?
18:47Oh, yeah.
18:49I was about to save the city.
18:52But what if I can't?
18:54I won't be top cop.
18:56I'll be a murderer.
18:58Oh, no.
19:02Thanks to me, thousands of people are doomed.
19:05Maybe not, Herman.
19:07I can't save the city alone, and neither can you.
19:10But if you help me, we've got a chance.
19:13What do you say, Officer Wonk?
19:16Officer Wonk?
19:19No, I don't know.
19:20I think you do.
19:28I'm-I'm listening.
19:34There's got to be a way to stop the detonation.
19:41Then again, be there for me, Herman.
19:44Good work, Herman.
19:58Now, get out of there.
20:01Thank my power.
20:03mask.
20:07Eduquiresterader!
20:11Furman!
20:13Firebetter!
20:15Amen!
20:16Three seconds to detonation.
20:36We did it, officer.
20:38I hate to say it, but it looks like another victory for the Feminator.
20:46The cops are getting letters from prison. Who'd believe it?
21:00Neumeier says prison doctors have detected no new nanocircuits after the operation. Ready?
21:05A little something came for you while you were gone.
21:08What's this?
21:09Hmm, looks kind of like a parking ticket.
21:12What?
21:13Don't blame me if you don't check where you park.
21:16Murphy!
21:18Wait a minute.
21:20This ticket is signed by Officer Got You Minor.
21:24Funny, partner. Real funny.
21:32We'll be right back after these messages.
21:35And now, back to the show, citizens.
21:38Get set for the Pokemon invasion.
21:43Next, go around the world, into the sky, and across the sea, because you've got to catch them all.
21:48It's your favorite creatures like you've never seen them before.
21:50Sit back.
21:51Pokemon takes America by storm.
21:53Next, on the WB-11.

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