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ROBOCOP - Alpha Commando - S01E09 - The Hermanator
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00:00
Go for
00:29
Go for
00:59
Go for
01:29
Who's the beanpole supposed to be?
01:33
Your worst nightmare. Use scufflaws of three seconds to vacate your vehicle.
01:38
What you say we mow this turkey down?
01:41
Go, bro! Pedal to the metal!
01:43
Hey! How did he do that?
02:01
Miner to dispatch. We've reached the Mega Mall.
02:03
It appears the getaway car has gotten away from its drivers.
02:12
I'll have a chat with it. I'm sure it'll be reasonable.
02:16
Lane Rodgers!
02:20
Better have this angle, right?
02:21
Rubble ramps!
02:34
Looks like someone beat us to the punch.
02:37
Who's responsible for apprehending these fellas?
02:39
Some skinny dude. Funny voice. Called himself the Herminator.
02:43
The guy's a freakazoid. A walking nutjob.
02:47
Huh. Uh, yeah. We don't know why he attacked us.
02:51
That's coming from the parking garage.
03:02
This guy is a wacko. He nabs two criminals and decides to trash some cars on the way out?
03:08
Uh, Agent Miner. Isn't that your car?
03:11
The word just came down, guys.
03:22
They want the Herminator off the street.
03:24
Division Alpha feels that in the wrong hands,
03:26
his technology could pose a national security hazard.
03:32
They have a point.
03:33
At first, I thought we were just looking at body armor,
03:36
but a closer look at the mall security tape
03:38
seems to indicate a new form of biotechnics.
03:41
The circuitry is actually part of him.
03:43
Whoever he is.
03:45
Those cars he demolished at the mall?
03:47
I ran the place.
03:48
They all had overdue parking tickets.
03:52
Yours, too?
03:53
I-I've been busy.
03:55
I-I've been busy.
03:55
I-I've been busy.
04:11
I-I've been busy.
04:15
In the final stretch of the Obstacle Run,
04:17
it's Robocop in the lead
04:19
with Maxi Miner gaining on him.
04:26
Fantastic!
04:28
Not even a 500-pound handicap could stop the Cup of Steel.
04:36
Let's have a look at the old scoreboard.
04:39
With just two events to go,
04:41
our four finalists have got their work cut out.
04:44
Uh-oh. What's this?
04:46
Oh, looks like RoboCop fried a kneecap on that last jump.
04:50
The ref's calling for a brief timeout.
04:54
While there's a break in the action,
04:56
check out our playback screen for highlights of previous events.
04:59
To even out the marksmanship contest,
05:02
he made it difficult for RoboCop to see his targets.
05:05
But he didn't let a little thing like that affect his aim.
05:09
Way to go, Robo!
05:10
Hey, that's my man! Yeah!
05:15
You call this entertainment?
05:26
This is a close competition, pal.
05:29
Off-limits to crazies, kooks, and civilians.
05:33
Who are you calling a civilian?
05:35
Let the crowd decide!
05:37
What do you say, people?
05:38
You want to see what the herminator can do?
05:42
One more tryout,
05:44
and your new will be as good as...
05:48
Hey!
05:51
I'm not finished!
05:52
Target shooting, running, and jumping!
05:55
Monkeys can be trained to do that!
05:58
You people should expect more from your police officers!
06:01
You want to see target practice?
06:14
I'll show you target practice!
06:17
The demonstration is over, herminator.
06:41
You are under arrest.
06:42
What's the charge, RoboCroc?
06:46
Making you look bad?
06:49
Blowing up cars is a felony.
06:51
I should've paid their parking ticket!
07:04
You can't be that good.
07:06
And you should learn to show more respect for Metro West's finest!
07:25
Don't bathe a lot.
07:28
Back to the show, citizens!
07:34
Hold it, herminator!
07:36
You've insulted a police officer!
07:39
Stop, or we shoot!
07:48
I'll forgive you.
07:50
This time, you don't really know me yet.
07:53
But next time, you better show the proper respect.
07:59
Don't say a word.
08:00
Just get me to a sonic shower.
08:02
That means if Murphy's a 10 on the kick-butt scale,
08:12
herminator's a 25?
08:13
How is that possible?
08:15
Nanotechnology.
08:18
Micro-robots and circuitry.
08:20
So small and sensitive,
08:22
they actually interface with the human body on a cellular level.
08:25
Look!
08:26
A nanoscientist named Zachary Wonk
08:42
had work like this banned by the scientific community years ago,
08:46
just before his death.
08:48
But his experiments were far too risky to try on human subjects.
08:52
What if Wonk had a volunteer?
08:55
Someone who was so crazy or angry that risks didn't matter.
08:59
Don't tell me you actually have a theory.
09:02
Parking tickets.
09:03
I can't shake the feeling you're the root of all this,
09:06
so I stopped by parking violations.
09:08
Agent Minor, I think you're overreacting to your unpaid ticket.
09:11
Parking enforcement records for the past five years, smart guy.
09:18
Cross-check with Neumeier's nano-doctor.
09:20
Overreacting, huh?
09:29
Herman Wonk, badge 319,
09:31
fired six months ago for attitude problems
09:34
when he gave out tickets.
09:35
He liked it too much.
09:38
Zachary's son?
09:40
You got it.
09:41
How could a man subject his own kit
09:44
to the risks of nanotechnology?
09:46
Let's ask him.
09:48
Um, Murphy?
09:53
Sorry.
09:55
No mistake.
09:56
This is the last address registered to Zachary Wonk.
09:59
You sure we got the right house?
10:01
Why don't you double park
10:02
and see if anyone around here gets really mad?
10:06
Ha ha.
10:07
Give it a rest.
10:08
Oh, I guess we're back to square one.
10:11
Voltage scanner.
10:12
Maybe not.
10:14
I'm detecting an unusual power source
10:17
directly beneath us.
10:30
Nice lab for a condemned building.
10:32
This must be Herman's shrine to his late father.
10:35
Or to himself.
10:36
An unattended vehicle.
10:52
Three inches in the red zone.
10:56
That's three inches too many.
10:58
Well, a bit much for a parking violation, one should think, huh?
11:13
Oh, well.
11:15
No telling with Americans.
11:16
No.
11:16
Hey, what happened to our car?
11:29
I told you to check the radiator.
11:32
Mr. Stop right there.
11:34
You're under arrest for poor parking
11:36
and attempted run.
11:44
Ha!
11:45
Must have known the robbery was in progress all along.
11:47
Jolly good.
11:48
Not bad, man.
11:49
But he ain't no robo-cop.
12:06
It'll take a few months before I'm operational,
12:08
but, hey, that tickles.
12:11
I could tell you what's supposed to happen
12:13
once the nanogenetic material fuses with the cells in my body,
12:17
but then I'd have to kill you.
12:20
Just kidding!
12:22
He's not all there, Murphy.
12:29
Goodbye, parking enforcement.
12:31
Hello, destiny.
12:32
Herman Long, new Detroit city cop.
12:38
If he likes cops so much, why is he such a pain?
12:41
9-17 in progress at 5th and Georgia.
12:44
It's a big one, folks.
12:46
All emergency vehicles proceed at once.
12:49
Looks like Mr. Supercop will have to wait.
12:51
What's happening?
13:06
Uh, robo-cop.
13:07
Thank goodness you're here.
13:09
No matter what we throw at this thing,
13:10
the flames just won't quit.
13:13
Last chemicals.
13:14
Sound receiver.
13:15
Help!
13:21
Help!
13:22
I'm going in.
13:35
Jail-pack!
13:35
Oh!
13:36
Oh!
13:37
Oh!
13:38
Oh!
13:39
Oh!
13:40
Oh!
13:41
Oh!
13:42
Oh!
13:43
Oh!
13:44
Oh!
13:45
Hold on!
13:48
Hold on!
14:08
Murphy!
14:08
Murphy!
14:12
Put down that remote.
14:17
And now, back to the show, citizens.
14:28
Help me!
14:29
Get him out of there!
14:38
Over here!
14:39
The fumes!
14:41
Excuse me, folks!
14:44
Mind if I give it a try?
14:52
Problems, Robo-Cop?
14:56
When lives are at stake, you really should call me for help.
15:00
I'm the ultimate policeman.
15:02
The future of law enforcement.
15:03
The future of law enforcement.
15:04
But you, you're yesterday's news.
15:07
Outdated, outmoded, and outclassed.
15:12
So, do us all a favor and shut yourself down.
15:15
Look out, world!
15:17
The Herminators in town.
15:19
The Herminators in town!
15:20
Ha, ha, ha!
15:21
The Molpunks confessed!
15:22
Ha-ha!
15:33
The Maltpunks confessed.
15:44
Well, we got the car from this skinny dude.
15:47
Weird voice.
15:48
He wouldn't show his face, you know?
15:52
Guess who?
15:53
And this great cop Herminator was seen at the chemical factory just before the fire.
15:59
He's been going around staging his own crime just so he can show off for the public.
16:07
We've got him, Murphy.
16:09
We still must apprehend him.
16:12
I haven't been much good at that.
16:13
Don't worry, I don't think he's gonna be at this much longer.
16:17
Hermans' nano components have begun evolving.
16:20
They could take on a life of their own, and who knows what they'll do.
16:25
And this is why his father's work was banned.
16:34
Murphy.
16:35
We just got a call from an anonymous terrorist.
16:38
There's a runaway automated train heading toward the downtown station.
16:42
The Zoom train's computer is offline, and the voice claims there's a plasma bomb on board set to go off when it hits the station.
16:50
Any attempt to remove the bomb in Root will cause detonation, destroying one of the population centers along the way.
16:59
I guess he was just seeing him chasing down the train.
17:01
Mr. Future of Law Enforcement playing hero again?
17:10
Help the police the best you can.
17:11
I want to try something.
17:13
Alone.
17:17
Jet now!
17:18
Come back into my body!
17:38
My nanocircuits aren't supposed to break off and fight me.
17:51
What's wrong?
17:52
Something even your father didn't foresee, Herman.
17:56
What are you doing here?
17:57
Your nanotechnology has been evolving on its own.
18:00
It has achieved a basic intelligence.
18:03
It sees the bomb you made as more of its own circuitry.
18:06
It can't let you shut it down.
18:08
It's a trick.
18:10
You just want me out of the way so you can save the train station and hog all the glory.
18:16
I won't let you!
18:23
Heads up, RoboCop.
18:25
You're about to be a real smash.
18:28
What do you have to do to get someone to let you help him?
18:33
Wrackly hook.
18:46
Where was I?
18:47
Oh, yeah.
18:49
I was about to save the city.
18:52
But what if I can't?
18:54
I won't be top cop.
18:56
I'll be a murderer.
18:58
Oh, no.
19:02
Thanks to me, thousands of people are doomed.
19:05
Maybe not, Herman.
19:07
I can't save the city alone, and neither can you.
19:10
But if you help me, we've got a chance.
19:13
What do you say, Officer Wonk?
19:16
Officer Wonk?
19:19
No, I don't know.
19:20
I think you do.
19:28
I'm-I'm listening.
19:34
There's got to be a way to stop the detonation.
19:41
Then again, be there for me, Herman.
19:44
Good work, Herman.
19:58
Now, get out of there.
20:01
Thank my power.
20:03
mask.
20:07
Eduquiresterader!
20:11
Furman!
20:13
Firebetter!
20:15
Amen!
20:16
Three seconds to detonation.
20:36
We did it, officer.
20:38
I hate to say it, but it looks like another victory for the Feminator.
20:46
The cops are getting letters from prison. Who'd believe it?
21:00
Neumeier says prison doctors have detected no new nanocircuits after the operation. Ready?
21:05
A little something came for you while you were gone.
21:08
What's this?
21:09
Hmm, looks kind of like a parking ticket.
21:12
What?
21:13
Don't blame me if you don't check where you park.
21:16
Murphy!
21:18
Wait a minute.
21:20
This ticket is signed by Officer Got You Minor.
21:24
Funny, partner. Real funny.
21:32
We'll be right back after these messages.
21:35
And now, back to the show, citizens.
21:38
Get set for the Pokemon invasion.
21:43
Next, go around the world, into the sky, and across the sea, because you've got to catch them all.
21:48
It's your favorite creatures like you've never seen them before.
21:50
Sit back.
21:51
Pokemon takes America by storm.
21:53
Next, on the WB-11.
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