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00:00This episode is brought to you by
00:30RoboCop, RoboCop, RoboCop, yeah
00:47RoboCop, RoboCop, RoboCop
01:00I don't know.
01:30Nice day.
01:33I thought I hit 40 below by noon.
02:00Sir, backup defenses encounter not listed in blueprints.
02:07Abort mission.
02:08We will try again.
02:10Retreat and lie low until you receive further commands.
02:30I don't know what it is, but if it reaches the city, nobody's going to sleep tonight.
02:49Back to the forest, foul night.
02:52This castle is mine.
02:54Why?
02:55Because I can do this.
02:57All right, boys.
03:17That's enough.
03:17I don't want Matt worn out before our vacation even starts.
03:20Personal memo.
03:21Metal is heavy.
03:23Robo, Alpha called here for you.
03:27You got to come right away.
03:28They wouldn't say why.
03:29They never tell me anything.
03:32Just when we were starting to have fun.
03:37Alpha messengered over some awesome new toys for your hunting trip.
03:41What hunting?
03:42Try these on.
03:43Not exactly cool.
03:46No, they're great.
03:47They allow you to see through any other video camera or grid within 500 feet.
03:52Watch.
03:53Robo, Alpha.
03:57That's me.
03:59Cool enough for you.
04:01So, where am I going?
04:02They didn't say.
04:06But I have a feeling it ain't Hawaii.
04:08Hawaii.
04:08Hawaii.
04:08Hawaii.
04:17New Anchorage is being terrorized by a mysterious robotic military machine that we have traced to a dark factory.
04:29Disable it.
04:30And bring it in for study.
04:32One warning.
04:33The locals are a little worked up.
04:35I am supposed to speak to a sheriff, Bull Moose, Baines.
05:01I'm Baines.
05:11They said you to save our city?
05:13I give you about 12 hours.
05:16You'll need to rush or that monster will turn you into scrap.
05:19Yeah, that's right.
05:20You sure you ain't related to that thing?
05:22You sure you're not related to that thing?
05:28A tin cap with a sense of humor.
05:30You gotta love it.
05:33Someone shoot at it.
05:34Wait for me.
05:35Do your works, robot man.
05:36That thing's a killer.
05:38Yee-haw!
05:44Snowball be-ro.
05:45Doesn't look so dangerous.
06:10Good girl.
06:16Isn't she just amazing?
06:18Like a little monkey.
06:20Don't move and I won't harm you.
06:25Heavy metal.
06:26Nice moves.
06:52Wait.
06:52Okay, Newire.
06:54Let's see some of your magic.
06:58I do not like snow.
07:07Pull over and drop your weapon.
07:10I can't drop my weapon, you idiot.
07:14I am a weapon.
07:17Wait a minute.
07:19You're not a robot.
07:32We won't pay the law.
07:38Welcome back, citizen.
07:40So, you're still in there.
07:51That girl.
07:52Who is, was, she.
07:55She?
07:56Machines don't have sexes.
07:58It's some military job gone berserk.
08:01From your boys, if you ask me.
08:03And I'll tell you something.
08:05You may have dropped the ball,
08:06but I'm gonna bag that sick old sack
08:08of semiconductors for myself.
08:10I got just the place for its head.
08:13You're quite an interior decorator.
08:15Yes, it was my minor in college.
08:17While I'm waiting for my plane,
08:19would you mind if I get some computer work done?
08:21Knock yourself out.
08:22Data probe.
08:38Is there a pattern?
08:39Is she looking for something?
08:43There must be a name
08:44to connect all these places.
08:50Francesca Aliata.
08:52Lots of articles.
08:54Local gymnastic champion.
09:03That's it.
09:04She visited here three times.
09:06Must be where she grew up.
09:08Police are searching the city
09:09for Francesca Aliata.
09:11Known to many of us
09:12as a world-class athlete,
09:13Francesca fell from Gerhart Mountain
09:15three days ago
09:16and was paralyzed.
09:17Then today,
09:18Francesca Aliata
09:19was mysteriously kidnapped
09:21from her hospital bed.
09:22Police have no leads.
09:26Metal man,
09:27you still playing computer games?
09:29Here's your killer robot,
09:30Sheriff Baines.
09:31Francesca Aliata.
09:33My niece is no killer.
09:35What do you know about her?
09:37Who's seen her?
09:38You've been shooting at her
09:39for a week.
09:40See?
09:40I don't believe it.
09:42I don't believe it.
09:43Why would that sweet little thing
09:45be going after nuclear missiles?
09:47Tearing up her own hometown?
09:49Why would she do this to herself?
09:51She didn't.
09:53It was done to her.
09:54Tell me who.
09:56Does the name
09:57Directorate for Anarchy,
09:58Revenge,
09:59and Chaos
09:59mean anything to you?
10:00Huh?
10:01I didn't think so.
10:03Well,
10:04Francesca has been programmed
10:05by Dark
10:06for an attack mission.
10:07I'm guessing that
10:08when she's not actively controlled,
10:09she's trying to find
10:10her way home
10:11to find out
10:12who she is.
10:13How do you figure all that?
10:15Let's just say
10:16I have a unique perspective.
10:18And if I were you,
10:19I'd get to Francesca
10:20before your friends do.
10:21Well,
10:22looks like I've been
10:23a bit bullheaded.
10:25They found her!
10:26Let's go!
10:36The act monster
10:37got away!
10:38But it can't be far.
10:43Let me see
10:44what she sees.
10:45Propovisory!
10:51She's in there.
10:57Got it.
10:58Hey!
10:59There it goes!
11:14No!
11:16I want my mind back!
11:21Target in memory mode.
11:41I love you,
11:42my baby!
11:42Battle mode!
11:52Battle mode!
11:53Attack!
11:55Kill!
11:56No!
11:57No!
11:57I won't!
11:59I can help you.
12:00Don't shoot,
12:16Francesca.
12:18Why did you call me that?
12:20Because that's your name.
12:23In New Anchorage,
12:25you got hurt.
12:26You were climbing
12:27in the Sawtooth range
12:28and you fell.
12:28my legs.
12:30I couldn't move
12:31my legs.
12:33That's right.
12:34These men,
12:35they came to me.
12:37They promised
12:37I could walk again.
12:39They asked me
12:40if I wanted
12:40my body back.
12:42But they lied.
12:44This isn't my body.
12:45This isn't my body.
12:46Now.
13:07Now.
13:07Power down.
13:20Emergency power.
13:21Switch to emergency power.
13:24Power is down at the site.
13:25Send her in.
13:26I am programmed to destroy.
13:29I don't want to, but I don't want to die either.
13:32I just want to be left alone.
13:35I often feel the same way.
13:37But they won't leave you alone.
13:39They'll use you for their dirty work.
13:42That mob out there is right.
13:44We're monsters.
13:45Just because you have metal arms doesn't mean you don't have human dreams.
13:50I've been there.
13:51Actually, I'm still there.
13:56You're the first one to treat me like a real human beast.
14:01Francesca, are you all right?
14:03System override.
14:07Mission go.
14:08What's going on?
14:09That's where we're going.
14:15Don't go.
14:16Let's jump.
14:17Let's jump.
14:17Run.
14:19What's up?
14:20Let's go.
14:20It doesn't have to rise.
14:27Let's go.
14:29You can fight your programming, Francesca.
14:48Let me help you break free.
14:50Sorry, freak. I have a job to do.
14:54Then so do I.
14:59Put down that remote. We'll be right back.
15:14And now, back to the show, citizens.
15:29Have you successfully disabled a machine?
15:33That machine is human.
15:35Only partly. We don't consider the human element significant.
15:39She does.
15:41Please. We were worried you might let your emotions enter into this.
15:45You mustn't. Whatever she was, she is now a weapon in the service of Dark.
15:50She is trying to launch a nuclear missile. Stop her. Now.
15:54Power is down. They won't open.
16:01Let's go.
16:02Come on!
16:04Get out of there!
16:05Let's go!
16:05Let's go!
16:06Let's go!
16:24Who is it?
16:45Who's there?
16:54Why couldn't she have been from Hawaii?
17:04She's broken into the silo.
17:06The missile's in launch mode.
17:08I'm on it.
17:19Can I borrow some of that antifreeze?
17:24Ah, really hits the spot.
17:29You weren't using that snowmobile, were you?
17:31Heck no!
17:32Jimmy loves to walk.
17:33Don't you, Jimmy?
17:38Thank you for your assistance.
17:49Look out!
17:50It's another crazy robot!
17:52Don't shoot!
17:52I'm with you!
17:54Do you want that door open or not?
17:58Stand back!
17:59This could be dangerous!
18:01Ladies and gentlemen.
18:04Sorry.
18:05Sometimes it takes a minute to warm up.
18:13Did I forget to say, stand back?
18:15Two minutes to launch.
18:28I must place you under arrest.
18:30I've done something terrible, haven't I?
18:32Just shoot me and get it over with.
18:34No.
18:35Your programming can be reversed.
18:37Life as a cyborg can be worth living.
18:39How?
18:39Well, people like it when you can jumpstart their cars.
18:45What was your name?
18:46One minute to launch.
18:47My name is Murphy.
18:49Francesca, I need you to undo the countdown sequence.
18:53Watch.
18:55They won't let me.
19:00I'm programmed to assure the mission is completed.
19:03I can't override it.
19:06One mid-sized Asian city.
19:08I wonder how many people will die because of me, so Dark can sell weapons to both sides.
19:1345 seconds to launch.
19:16Turn around.
19:17Why?
19:18We're going to make sure none of those people die.
19:23This is how they control you.
19:25That's half of it.
19:27You do not have clearance for this work.
19:42Fight it.
19:43Francesca.
20:02Work with me.
20:03I can only modify part of your programming.
20:06You have to help.
20:0730 seconds to launch.
20:08I'm free.
20:16Let's shut this thing down.
20:27Give me your hand.
20:29Do you have a microconverter alternator module in there?
20:32No, but I have this.
20:33An ice cream scoop?
20:34A self-warming ice cream scoop.
20:36It'll have to do.
20:4015 seconds.
20:42Launch in three, two, one, overriding complete.
20:54Launch disabled.
20:55Welcome back to the land of the living.
21:00Send out that monster.
21:02I'll slow them down.
21:08Hand that thing over here.
21:10Everything's under control.
21:12You can all go home now.
21:13Why should we trust you?
21:15Wait.
21:15Let's go.
21:17Wait.
21:22Oh, dang.
21:23Get on home, boys.
21:25That thing will freeze out there like an old truck.
21:29Can we help her?
21:30She'll let you know when it's time.
21:38We'll be right back after these messages.
21:42And now, back to the show, citizens.
22:42Bye.
22:42Bye.
22:43Bye.
22:44Bye.
22:44Bye.
22:44Bye.

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