ROBOCOP - Alpha Commando - S01E13 - A Pretty Girl is Like a Malady - video Dailymotion

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00:00To be continued

00:30RoboCop!

00:48RoboCop!!

00:54RoboCop!!

00:58Cuddle Pop!

01:14Mommy, make it stop raining.

01:28When it rains, let a grin be your rainbow!

01:42Grin-Cola!

01:45Hey! This is a police station, not your living room.

01:51I can't believe they put this crud in the machine instead of my chocolate Wagyu.

02:02That is a tragedy.

02:05Anyway, about my expense check...

02:07Talk to Division Alpha. You're on their payroll, even when I get you on loan.

02:12Thanks for nothing.

02:21Oh! I said blow the safe, not the loot!

02:40I just can't please you anymore, can I?

02:51Is there a problem, officers?

02:54No problem here, Robo Caparino!

02:58Hurry up!

03:02Stop your vehicle!

03:09Stop your vehicle!

03:14Stop your vehicle!

03:20Now what do we do?

03:29Here come the cops!

03:32Looks like you damaged your car!

03:35Here, take ours!

03:37Swanks?

03:38Swanks?

03:47You have some explaining to do.

03:49Oh, Robo Cop's still dogging us!

04:01Not for long!

04:10I win the Kewpie doll!

04:12Whoa, you'll win a busted head if you don't get back inside this car!

04:16A word of thanks now and then would be nice.

04:19Hey!

04:21Hey!

04:22Hey!

04:26Hey!

04:28Hey!

04:30Hey!

04:31Hey!

04:32Hey!

04:33Oh, my God.

05:03Oh, don't spill it.

05:04Like you'd be the one to clean it up.

05:13Hey there, Robocop.

05:15Hey, how you doing there, buddy?

05:18Pull over now.

05:20Whatever you say, pal old buddy.

05:27Whoa.

05:33Do you think he meant pull over and stop?

05:44No.

05:45You're under arrest.

06:00You hear that?

06:01We're going to jail.

06:03Who says you'll never take me anywhere?

06:04Something is very wrong here.

06:18I left to buy some cold medicine when I got back.

06:24This.

06:25We should report this to Sergeant Reed.

06:31He's right over there.

06:32I believe Grin Cola is behind this mass outbreak of exuberance.

06:50Cola?

06:52That's crazy.

06:54Not everybody drinks this stuff.

06:57It'd have to be airborne like a virus.

07:02If it's airborne, my stubby head could be saving me from infection.

07:11You and me, partner.

07:12The last hope of New Detroit.

07:16The robo?

07:17Look, miner.

07:18I'm a crab.

07:19I can walk in my hand.

07:34Put down that remote.

07:37And now, back to the show.

07:55Murphy!

07:56Snap out of it!

07:58You've been infected!

08:07This looks silly!

08:12Sorry.

08:13I can still function.

08:15When my software can discipline my mind, I can maintain my focus.

08:20This is Officer Davison.

08:23Can anybody hear me?

08:26Special Agent Nancy Minor.

08:29Davison, where are you?

08:31At the mayor's office.

08:33We have a situation.

08:34The whole building has gone nuts.

08:37Security is...

08:39is...

08:40non-existent.

08:52It seems to be happening all over.

08:55Remain at your post.

08:57I'm heading your way to plan strategy with the mayor.

09:00Good luck.

09:02He's, uh...

09:03Well...

09:05to see for yourself.

09:27Murphy,

09:28this city is under attack by clowns.

09:31Are you fit for duty?

09:35Fit as Angelo Siciliano,

09:37also known as Charles Atlas, born 1894,

09:40named the world's most perfect man.

09:43Okay, but keep your mind on your work.

09:46Absolutely.

09:47Absolutely.

09:47Looks like the party's moved on.

10:04What's up, amigo?

10:08Okay, what?

10:10Some angry guy with two tough clowns kidnapped the mayor.

10:14I tried to stop him, but...

10:16Where's everybody else?

10:20I heard something about a game of Twister in the DA's office.

10:24Left hand red, right foot blue.

10:25Or not.

10:32That Joker has to be the guy behind the green cola outbreak.

10:36Find the cola factory, and we'll find the mayor.

10:39Robo?

10:40Bobo!

10:41Hey!

10:42Shake up, or I'm putting you in the shop for repairs.

10:47I'm much better now.

10:48I was distracted for a minute.

10:50It's the silly sickness.

10:51You have to fight it.

10:53I think I'd better drive.

10:56Good idea.

11:00Access the computer for any unusual activity

11:02at local beverage canning facilities.

11:06Right.

11:19Sorry.

11:21Next, I'll tie you guys up.

11:43No, I do the tying.

11:46I tie you, Mr. Bear.

11:49You get me the new Detroit Coliseum

11:51and the pay-per-view special,

11:53and there I will make people laugh.

11:58Come on.

12:00Your town's a mess.

12:01Humor is my life.

12:04Make Saturday Joey the Laugh Man Day.

12:06I get the attention I deserve,

12:08and I make the happiness stop.

12:13Sure.

12:13Then let's make taffy.

12:15Woo-hoo!

13:33Happiness is supposed to be a good thing.

13:36Well, these people ain't right, I tell you what.

13:39Oh, well...

13:42Are you sure you've managed to get yourself under control?

13:54Of course.

14:05Egg cartons. Someone's using a lot of eggs.

14:09So they like omelets. What does that have to do with which plant is making this silly sickness?

14:14Libroses can be grown in egg yolks.

14:17But the cartons are the best part.

14:20Scissors.

14:25Look, Mommy. I do a caterpillar.

14:28Robo! A little help?

14:40Just a minute.

14:42I can make Christmas bells, too.

14:45Murphy!

14:52Obey the law.

14:57Welcome back, citizens.

15:04Crap time's over, Murphy.

15:06They busted my bells.

15:14Hey, no fair.

15:17Bullnit.

15:18I've got me a whopper.

15:37Pick your toys up when you're done.

15:40Finger welder.

16:05Take the front. I'll come in from the back.

16:08Murphy, are you okay?

16:09Yeah.

16:22Thank you very much, ladies and germs.

16:26You're in for the lap ride of your life.

16:28Because tonight, courtesy of the great city of New Detroit.

16:37Aww.

16:39I love you, Mayor.

16:40Promise me you'll never change.

16:42Except your underwear.

16:45Tonight, put your heads together for the new king of comedy.

16:50Come with me, or there will be trouble.

16:57Nobody interrupts my act.

16:59That tickles.

17:09Huh?

17:10Let's Indian wrestle.

17:19One, two, three, go!

17:23Stay back.

17:30I hurt the mirror.

17:31Uh, uh, uh, hurting.

17:33No, no.

17:34You got the virus.

17:35You got the virus.

17:37Hey, metal guy, go out for a long one.

17:42I got it.

17:48I got it.

17:50Oh, he dropped it.

17:53Come on, your honor.

18:08We're going for a ride.

18:09We're going for a ride.

18:09And then, we're going for a ride.

18:10Ah!

18:11Ah!

18:12Ah!

18:13Ah!

18:14Ah!

18:15Ah!

18:16Ah!

18:17Ah!

18:19Ah!

18:20Ah!

18:21Ah!

18:22Ah!

18:23Ah!

18:24Ah!

18:25Ah!

18:26Ah!

18:27Ah!

18:28Ah!

18:29Ah!

18:30Ah!

18:31Ah!

18:32Ah!

18:33Ah!

18:34Ah!

18:35Ah!

18:36Ah!

18:37Ah!

18:38Ah!

18:39Ah!

18:40Ah!

18:41Ah!

18:42Ah!

18:43Ah!

18:44Ah!

18:45Ah!

18:46Ah!

18:47Ah!

18:48Ah!

18:49Ah!

18:50Ah!

18:51Ah!

18:52Ah!

18:53Cable arm

19:23Everybody's a critic

19:27Hang on, Robo

19:40That guy needs to learn how to fly

19:53So let go already

19:59What, do you need an invitation?

20:13Take a bow, Mr. Mayor

20:15Nice jump

20:21Now climb onto my back

20:22It'll be more comfortable

20:23When I perform in this town's first rule

20:31No cyborg cops

20:33Don't you know when you're not wanted?

20:35What do I have to do?

20:36Pull you off the stage?

20:41Ali

20:42Stop it

20:46Just do what I tell all my audiences

20:48Stop fighting me

20:49And laugh a little

20:51Sir, it might help if you were funny

20:54Perhaps instead you should let a grin be your rainbow

20:57Now, how about blindness to the police station?

21:05Carefully

21:05Hey, that sounds like fun

21:09One frustrated comedian messes up a whole city

21:18Some people will do anything for a laugh

21:21I'm glad the antidote has allowed things to return to normal

21:25The joy virus resulted in sights I hope to never see again

21:29Yeah?

21:30Like what?

21:30Holographic projector

21:31Oh, man

21:35Turn it off

21:36Turn it off

21:37Don't move, citizen

21:40We'll be right back

21:42And now, back to the show

21:50Where's the kill?

21:51Where's the kill?

22:13We'll be right back

22:14We'll be right back

22:14guitar solo

22:44guitar solo

ROBOCOP - Alpha Commando - S01E13 - A Pretty Girl is Like a Malady

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