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ROBOCOP - Alpha Commando - S01E16 - Deep Trouble
casper.bradley
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7/14/2025
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00:01
This week, the action heats up.
00:03
Hands up!
00:04
The next century is about to meet its greatest hero.
00:07
Destroy Robocop.
00:10
You'd regret it in the morning.
00:12
And the new age of law and order will be killed.
00:16
There's a bomb on his car!
00:19
Set your sights for high adventure this week.
00:22
We can play again if you'd like.
00:23
Team up with Robocop Alpha Commando.
00:30
Hey!
00:41
Mike!
00:46
That's great.
00:48
Let's do it!
00:51
Beat the Diablo!
00:54
That's okay!
00:56
You've got to be here!
00:58
RoboCop
01:28
RoboCop
01:30
We'll be lucky to get enough for this lot
01:57
to pay for fuel, eh, Cappy?
01:58
Cappy?
02:02
A monster from the deep, a city destroyed.
02:04
Thankfully, everyone survived.
02:11
This is Newspike with Bon Glibley and Gerald Prattle.
02:18
Give us 30 seconds and we'll give you the world.
02:22
A monster from the deep, a city destroyed.
02:30
Thankfully, everyone survived.
02:32
This is Newspike with Bon Glibley and Gerald Prattle.
02:36
Give us 30 seconds and we'll give you the world.
02:40
A rogue tidal wave slammed into the island city of Port Verhoeven today, causing widespread devastation.
02:47
Scientists attribute the recent rash of tidal waves in the North Pacific to increased underwater earthquake activity.
02:53
Whoa, remind me to take my vacation in the mountains.
02:56
3,000...
03:00
3,500...
03:03
That's it!
03:05
That's it. Water pressure's at 4,000 pounds per square inch. How do you feel?
03:09
I could use some gum. I can't pop my ears.
03:19
Something's wrong. Pressure's increasing 5,000 PSI.
03:24
Neumeier.
03:26
It's stuck. I can't stop it. 6,000 PSI.
03:35
This is really getting uncomfortable.
03:40
Gotta cut the power.
03:56
That's the last time I let you boys take a bath together.
04:07
Priority signal from Alpha Prime.
04:13
Is the pressure testing complete?
04:16
Just a few bugs to work out.
04:18
We can't wait. More workers have gone missing at the New Frontier underwater mining colony.
04:23
It is an international effort. The politics are touchy.
04:27
We've arranged for a visit under the guise of a safety inspection.
04:31
Good luck. At 3.4 miles down, you'll have no backup.
04:35
No, no, no.
04:36
No, no, no, no.
04:37
I was too busy.
04:38
It's a tragic attack.
04:39
No, no, no.
04:40
Oh, I didn't think it was possible for one man to throw up so much.
05:05
You never met my ex-husband.
05:06
I studied oceanography my whole life.
05:09
I finally get to see it for myself, and I can't see straight.
05:14
Man, look at all the mining subs.
05:17
Metals melted in the subduction zone rise and form deposits.
05:20
Yeah, whatever. Where are all the fish?
05:23
We're too deep here for most fish.
05:29
I think he likes you, Neumeier.
05:34
There he is.
05:36
The Lucian Trench.
05:37
It's almost five miles deep.
05:41
The pressure down there would crush us like a can of green cola.
05:44
Thanks, Neumeier.
05:46
Isn't it time for you to barf again?
05:48
The inspection team just passed the collection field, Mr. Jones.
05:59
Pipkin, you old sea dog.
06:01
It's Captain.
06:02
Captain Jones.
06:05
Arrange a proper welcome party.
06:07
The kind they won't walk away from.
06:09
I'll take care of it, sir.
06:13
Uh, Captain.
06:23
Neumeier?
06:24
How you doing back there?
06:27
Super.
06:28
Just don't hit any bumps.
06:29
What was that?
06:36
We're under attack.
06:40
I can't shake it.
07:03
Won't be the law.
07:12
Welcome back, citizens.
07:16
I'm bringing the weapons online.
07:18
I'll little help, Neumeier.
07:35
Charging laser.
07:39
Ready.
07:40
Got him.
07:48
What is this?
07:51
Live wrestling?
07:53
Activating saw.
08:02
Hey.
08:04
We're clear.
08:05
Let's make sure.
08:10
No, wait.
08:12
Ah!
08:15
Wow.
08:16
This place is huge.
08:19
You think they got something for a headache?
08:24
Oh, me hearties.
08:26
Are you okay?
08:28
Shiver me sides.
08:29
I feared your souls have been claimed by the briny deep.
08:32
Shiver me sides?
08:33
Where's his parrot?
08:34
We're checking the programming on the mining fleet.
08:37
And I'll have your craft repaired right away.
08:40
It was most strange, those mining crabs turning on you.
08:46
Most strange.
08:48
Ha ha!
08:49
Where's me manners?
08:51
I'm Jolly Roger Jones, captain of this vessel.
08:54
And this be Mr. Pipkin, colony sheriff.
08:58
Welcome aboard.
09:00
I'm Inspector Miner.
09:01
This is Dr. Neumeier.
09:02
And this is Inspector Bob.
09:06
A pleasure.
09:07
Dinner's at Six Bells.
09:09
You'll be wanting to freshen up.
09:12
I can't take you down here anymore.
09:14
We gotta do something.
09:16
When was the last time any of you got a night's sleep?
09:19
Or talked to your families on the surface?
09:22
Yeah, what about those guys who didn't come back from the trench?
09:25
We're not even supposed to dig there.
09:26
They can't do this to us.
09:31
I mean, we got rights.
09:33
You fellas know this meeting constitutes an illegal assembly.
09:38
Sheriff, we were just, uh, we were, uh...
09:41
I don't want to hear it.
09:43
Get on back to your quarters before...
09:45
Car, stop!
09:46
What are you doing?
09:48
Making sure these boys respect the law.
09:51
Why, you know that company policy.
10:05
Poor Neumeier.
10:06
And that but a help.
10:07
This whole place gives me the creeps and that jolly Roger.
10:13
Murphy, what is it?
10:17
Trouble.
10:17
I told you to stop.
10:25
Only the captain gives me orders.
10:32
Drop your weapon and back away.
10:35
You...
10:35
You shouldn't be down here.
10:37
What's this all about?
10:39
Locoman, don't concern you.
10:44
Next gun.
10:44
All injustice concerns me.
10:49
Looks like you're the catch of the day.
10:52
Go on back to your quarters.
10:57
That man was beating civilians.
11:00
This is a wild place, like an old Westtown.
11:04
I'm all there is between law and chaos.
11:07
They need to respect the law, not fear it.
11:14
Well, I hope you're ready to feast on the finest the sea has to offer.
11:32
I love seafood.
11:34
Somewhere in there is a lobster with my name on it.
11:38
Ah, plankton loaf.
11:47
Sautéed tube worms.
11:49
Sea slug salad.
11:50
Oh, a tasty bounty, says I.
11:59
Try the jellyfish.
12:00
It's terrific.
12:01
Oh, it's a delightful thing.
12:03
Sea quake.
12:12
Quakes are common in these waters.
12:14
If you'll excuse me, I have to review the damage.
12:20
Sea quake?
12:24
Survey team to base, come in.
12:27
Survey team to base, do you copy?
12:29
My family used to visit the ocean every summer.
12:32
I loved it.
12:34
But I never imagined anything like this.
12:37
Why can't I picture you with a tan?
12:39
I wish our normal communicators could reach the surface.
12:42
Jolly Rogers people tell me the colony transmitter was damaged in the quake.
12:46
I say we go look for ourselves.
12:47
This is where the workers live.
13:00
It's like a prison.
13:01
It's like a prison.
13:01
They're slaves.
13:21
They're old slaves.
13:22
What's that they're loading?
13:27
It's gold.
13:28
Jolly Boy never reported finding gold.
13:30
It's the mining in the trench.
13:32
And it's causing the quakes.
13:34
I've seen enough.
13:35
Let's get out of here.
13:38
All right, mateys.
13:40
Take her away.
13:45
Federal agents!
13:47
What?
13:50
Drop your hands and raise your weapons.
13:53
Um, you know.
13:54
It's the pressure.
13:55
What's this all about?
13:57
Multiple violations of international law.
13:59
And doing a bad pirate impersonation.
14:02
All hands on deck!
14:04
There be treachery afoot!
14:06
A-a-a-a-a.
14:13
Ha-ha.
14:14
Dead men.
14:15
Tell no tales.
14:17
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
14:19
hee-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
14:22
Put down that remote.
14:25
And now, back to the show, citizens.
14:42
I'll make fish food of ye.
14:55
Save your powder! One stray blast can reach the hull and flood us!
15:18
There's too many of them! Get to the south!
15:21
Easier said than...
15:23
Uh-oh!
15:40
Neumeier, use swashbuckle!
15:42
Get those curvy dogs!
15:50
Quit fooling around, Miner! We're leaving!
15:53
I was waiting for you!
16:05
They won't get far. Mr. Pipkin, fasten that hatch!
16:13
Systems check okay. I can't believe they actually serviced the thing!
16:16
I don't want to rain on your brakes! The feint doors are closing!
16:19
Don't stop! Trust me!
16:23
Are you crazy? Well...
16:27
What?
16:28
What?
16:35
How did you know?
16:36
I had a hunch about a certain Sheriff's character. I'm glad I guessed right.
16:41
This is mutiny, Mr. Pipkin! You'll swing from the yardarm for this!
16:46
You've heard enough people!
16:49
Captain!
16:50
No sign of pursuit. We made it!
17:00
This isn't over! I'm going back down with the strike team as soon as...
17:03
What is it?
17:05
Controls are locked up!
17:07
Having a bit of trouble, are ye?
17:10
My mates took the liberty of reprogramming your autopilot to take you to the bottom of the trench.
17:17
In a few minutes, you'll be tuna in a car!
17:21
I can't disengage the autopilot! Emergency ballast tanks are disabled!
17:29
I'm locked out of the system!
17:33
What are you doing, Murphy?
17:35
I'm going for a swim!
17:37
Rubble top, no! We're at 8,000 pounds of pressure!
17:46
Sweating compartment!
17:48
Aqua pack!
17:51
Magnetic clamp engaged!
17:57
Magnetic clamp engaged!
18:00
Disabling rudder!
18:02
Dissed!
18:05
20,000 feet!
18:06
20,100!
18:13
Disengaging propeller!
18:14
Murphy did it! We're not sinking! In fact, we're... rising?
18:24
I don't have enough air to reach the surface. I'm filling the sub's ballast tanks with most of my oxygen.
18:28
That'll get us to the surface, but what about you?
18:30
There's a lawman down here in need of backup.
18:34
No, Murphy!
18:46
Don't do this!
18:49
No, Murphy! Don't do this!
19:10
Arnold Pipkin, you have been found guilty of the crime of mutiny.
19:15
Do you have any final words?
19:17
I should have done it a long time ago.
19:20
You're a sick man, Jones, and sooner or later you're gonna get what's coming to you.
19:24
I vote for sooner.
19:30
You have the heart of a buccaneer to face me alone, Tin Man.
19:34
Who said I'm alone?
19:41
They're back in your bunk, sir! It's 50 lashes each!
19:44
No! Every man for himself!
19:47
We're going to be three of them!
20:01
Warning. Volcanic eruption in Zone 2.
20:05
Abandon colony.
20:07
Repeat. Abandon colony.
20:09
I can't believe you came back for me after all I've done.
20:10
Come on, Sheriff. We've still got a job to do.
20:11
I can't believe you came back for me after all I've done.
20:12
Come on, Sheriff. We've still got a job to do.
20:13
Hey, wait! I'm your captain!
20:14
And you're going down with the ship.
20:15
Hey, wait! I'm your captain!
20:16
And you're going down with the ship.
20:17
And I thought I wouldn't have time to fish.
20:18
I can't believe you came back for me after all I've done.
20:20
I can't believe you came back for me after all I've done.
20:21
No!
20:22
And you're going down with the ship.
20:23
And I thought I wouldn't have time to fish this crap fishing water.
20:38
Oh.
20:39
And you're going down with the ship.
20:45
And I thought I wouldn't have time to fish this trip.
20:50
No! No, let me go!
20:56
Is this sub-seaworthy?
20:58
Yeah, but its engine is shot.
21:06
We're leaving.
21:09
We'll be leaving.
21:25
Is there any word?
21:26
Sensors indicate the colony has been completely destroyed.
21:30
There's still no sign of your partner.
21:32
I'm sorry.
21:39
Is Murphy with you?
21:54
It's a shame about the colony.
21:56
Well, at least everyone got out.
21:58
And Jolly Roger Jones is retired from the sunken treasure business.
22:01
Where's Neumeier?
22:03
Living his dream.
22:04
We'll be right back after these messages.
22:19
And now, back to the show, citizens.
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