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00:01This week, the action heats up.
00:03Hands up!
00:04The next century is about to meet its greatest hero.
00:07Destroy Robocop.
00:10You'd regret it in the morning.
00:12And the new age of law and order will be killed.
00:16There's a bomb on his car!
00:19Set your sights for high adventure this week.
00:22We can play again if you'd like.
00:23Team up with Robocop Alpha Commando.
00:30Hey!
00:41Mike!
00:46That's great.
00:48Let's do it!
00:51Beat the Diablo!
00:54That's okay!
00:56You've got to be here!
00:58RoboCop
01:28RoboCop
01:30We'll be lucky to get enough for this lot
01:57to pay for fuel, eh, Cappy?
01:58Cappy?
02:02A monster from the deep, a city destroyed.
02:04Thankfully, everyone survived.
02:11This is Newspike with Bon Glibley and Gerald Prattle.
02:18Give us 30 seconds and we'll give you the world.
02:22A monster from the deep, a city destroyed.
02:30Thankfully, everyone survived.
02:32This is Newspike with Bon Glibley and Gerald Prattle.
02:36Give us 30 seconds and we'll give you the world.
02:40A rogue tidal wave slammed into the island city of Port Verhoeven today, causing widespread devastation.
02:47Scientists attribute the recent rash of tidal waves in the North Pacific to increased underwater earthquake activity.
02:53Whoa, remind me to take my vacation in the mountains.
02:563,000...
03:003,500...
03:03That's it!
03:05That's it. Water pressure's at 4,000 pounds per square inch. How do you feel?
03:09I could use some gum. I can't pop my ears.
03:19Something's wrong. Pressure's increasing 5,000 PSI.
03:24Neumeier.
03:26It's stuck. I can't stop it. 6,000 PSI.
03:35This is really getting uncomfortable.
03:40Gotta cut the power.
03:56That's the last time I let you boys take a bath together.
04:07Priority signal from Alpha Prime.
04:13Is the pressure testing complete?
04:16Just a few bugs to work out.
04:18We can't wait. More workers have gone missing at the New Frontier underwater mining colony.
04:23It is an international effort. The politics are touchy.
04:27We've arranged for a visit under the guise of a safety inspection.
04:31Good luck. At 3.4 miles down, you'll have no backup.
04:35No, no, no.
04:36No, no, no, no.
04:37I was too busy.
04:38It's a tragic attack.
04:39No, no, no.
04:40Oh, I didn't think it was possible for one man to throw up so much.
05:05You never met my ex-husband.
05:06I studied oceanography my whole life.
05:09I finally get to see it for myself, and I can't see straight.
05:14Man, look at all the mining subs.
05:17Metals melted in the subduction zone rise and form deposits.
05:20Yeah, whatever. Where are all the fish?
05:23We're too deep here for most fish.
05:29I think he likes you, Neumeier.
05:34There he is.
05:36The Lucian Trench.
05:37It's almost five miles deep.
05:41The pressure down there would crush us like a can of green cola.
05:44Thanks, Neumeier.
05:46Isn't it time for you to barf again?
05:48The inspection team just passed the collection field, Mr. Jones.
05:59Pipkin, you old sea dog.
06:01It's Captain.
06:02Captain Jones.
06:05Arrange a proper welcome party.
06:07The kind they won't walk away from.
06:09I'll take care of it, sir.
06:13Uh, Captain.
06:23Neumeier?
06:24How you doing back there?
06:27Super.
06:28Just don't hit any bumps.
06:29What was that?
06:36We're under attack.
06:40I can't shake it.
07:03Won't be the law.
07:12Welcome back, citizens.
07:16I'm bringing the weapons online.
07:18I'll little help, Neumeier.
07:35Charging laser.
07:39Ready.
07:40Got him.
07:48What is this?
07:51Live wrestling?
07:53Activating saw.
08:02Hey.
08:04We're clear.
08:05Let's make sure.
08:10No, wait.
08:12Ah!
08:15Wow.
08:16This place is huge.
08:19You think they got something for a headache?
08:24Oh, me hearties.
08:26Are you okay?
08:28Shiver me sides.
08:29I feared your souls have been claimed by the briny deep.
08:32Shiver me sides?
08:33Where's his parrot?
08:34We're checking the programming on the mining fleet.
08:37And I'll have your craft repaired right away.
08:40It was most strange, those mining crabs turning on you.
08:46Most strange.
08:48Ha ha!
08:49Where's me manners?
08:51I'm Jolly Roger Jones, captain of this vessel.
08:54And this be Mr. Pipkin, colony sheriff.
08:58Welcome aboard.
09:00I'm Inspector Miner.
09:01This is Dr. Neumeier.
09:02And this is Inspector Bob.
09:06A pleasure.
09:07Dinner's at Six Bells.
09:09You'll be wanting to freshen up.
09:12I can't take you down here anymore.
09:14We gotta do something.
09:16When was the last time any of you got a night's sleep?
09:19Or talked to your families on the surface?
09:22Yeah, what about those guys who didn't come back from the trench?
09:25We're not even supposed to dig there.
09:26They can't do this to us.
09:31I mean, we got rights.
09:33You fellas know this meeting constitutes an illegal assembly.
09:38Sheriff, we were just, uh, we were, uh...
09:41I don't want to hear it.
09:43Get on back to your quarters before...
09:45Car, stop!
09:46What are you doing?
09:48Making sure these boys respect the law.
09:51Why, you know that company policy.
10:05Poor Neumeier.
10:06And that but a help.
10:07This whole place gives me the creeps and that jolly Roger.
10:13Murphy, what is it?
10:17Trouble.
10:17I told you to stop.
10:25Only the captain gives me orders.
10:32Drop your weapon and back away.
10:35You...
10:35You shouldn't be down here.
10:37What's this all about?
10:39Locoman, don't concern you.
10:44Next gun.
10:44All injustice concerns me.
10:49Looks like you're the catch of the day.
10:52Go on back to your quarters.
10:57That man was beating civilians.
11:00This is a wild place, like an old Westtown.
11:04I'm all there is between law and chaos.
11:07They need to respect the law, not fear it.
11:14Well, I hope you're ready to feast on the finest the sea has to offer.
11:32I love seafood.
11:34Somewhere in there is a lobster with my name on it.
11:38Ah, plankton loaf.
11:47Sautéed tube worms.
11:49Sea slug salad.
11:50Oh, a tasty bounty, says I.
11:59Try the jellyfish.
12:00It's terrific.
12:01Oh, it's a delightful thing.
12:03Sea quake.
12:12Quakes are common in these waters.
12:14If you'll excuse me, I have to review the damage.
12:20Sea quake?
12:24Survey team to base, come in.
12:27Survey team to base, do you copy?
12:29My family used to visit the ocean every summer.
12:32I loved it.
12:34But I never imagined anything like this.
12:37Why can't I picture you with a tan?
12:39I wish our normal communicators could reach the surface.
12:42Jolly Rogers people tell me the colony transmitter was damaged in the quake.
12:46I say we go look for ourselves.
12:47This is where the workers live.
13:00It's like a prison.
13:01It's like a prison.
13:01They're slaves.
13:21They're old slaves.
13:22What's that they're loading?
13:27It's gold.
13:28Jolly Boy never reported finding gold.
13:30It's the mining in the trench.
13:32And it's causing the quakes.
13:34I've seen enough.
13:35Let's get out of here.
13:38All right, mateys.
13:40Take her away.
13:45Federal agents!
13:47What?
13:50Drop your hands and raise your weapons.
13:53Um, you know.
13:54It's the pressure.
13:55What's this all about?
13:57Multiple violations of international law.
13:59And doing a bad pirate impersonation.
14:02All hands on deck!
14:04There be treachery afoot!
14:06A-a-a-a-a.
14:13Ha-ha.
14:14Dead men.
14:15Tell no tales.
14:17Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
14:19hee-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
14:22Put down that remote.
14:25And now, back to the show, citizens.
14:42I'll make fish food of ye.
14:55Save your powder! One stray blast can reach the hull and flood us!
15:18There's too many of them! Get to the south!
15:21Easier said than...
15:23Uh-oh!
15:40Neumeier, use swashbuckle!
15:42Get those curvy dogs!
15:50Quit fooling around, Miner! We're leaving!
15:53I was waiting for you!
16:05They won't get far. Mr. Pipkin, fasten that hatch!
16:13Systems check okay. I can't believe they actually serviced the thing!
16:16I don't want to rain on your brakes! The feint doors are closing!
16:19Don't stop! Trust me!
16:23Are you crazy? Well...
16:27What?
16:28What?
16:35How did you know?
16:36I had a hunch about a certain Sheriff's character. I'm glad I guessed right.
16:41This is mutiny, Mr. Pipkin! You'll swing from the yardarm for this!
16:46You've heard enough people!
16:49Captain!
16:50No sign of pursuit. We made it!
17:00This isn't over! I'm going back down with the strike team as soon as...
17:03What is it?
17:05Controls are locked up!
17:07Having a bit of trouble, are ye?
17:10My mates took the liberty of reprogramming your autopilot to take you to the bottom of the trench.
17:17In a few minutes, you'll be tuna in a car!
17:21I can't disengage the autopilot! Emergency ballast tanks are disabled!
17:29I'm locked out of the system!
17:33What are you doing, Murphy?
17:35I'm going for a swim!
17:37Rubble top, no! We're at 8,000 pounds of pressure!
17:46Sweating compartment!
17:48Aqua pack!
17:51Magnetic clamp engaged!
17:57Magnetic clamp engaged!
18:00Disabling rudder!
18:02Dissed!
18:0520,000 feet!
18:0620,100!
18:13Disengaging propeller!
18:14Murphy did it! We're not sinking! In fact, we're... rising?
18:24I don't have enough air to reach the surface. I'm filling the sub's ballast tanks with most of my oxygen.
18:28That'll get us to the surface, but what about you?
18:30There's a lawman down here in need of backup.
18:34No, Murphy!
18:46Don't do this!
18:49No, Murphy! Don't do this!
19:10Arnold Pipkin, you have been found guilty of the crime of mutiny.
19:15Do you have any final words?
19:17I should have done it a long time ago.
19:20You're a sick man, Jones, and sooner or later you're gonna get what's coming to you.
19:24I vote for sooner.
19:30You have the heart of a buccaneer to face me alone, Tin Man.
19:34Who said I'm alone?
19:41They're back in your bunk, sir! It's 50 lashes each!
19:44No! Every man for himself!
19:47We're going to be three of them!
20:01Warning. Volcanic eruption in Zone 2.
20:05Abandon colony.
20:07Repeat. Abandon colony.
20:09I can't believe you came back for me after all I've done.
20:10Come on, Sheriff. We've still got a job to do.
20:11I can't believe you came back for me after all I've done.
20:12Come on, Sheriff. We've still got a job to do.
20:13Hey, wait! I'm your captain!
20:14And you're going down with the ship.
20:15Hey, wait! I'm your captain!
20:16And you're going down with the ship.
20:17And I thought I wouldn't have time to fish.
20:18I can't believe you came back for me after all I've done.
20:20I can't believe you came back for me after all I've done.
20:21No!
20:22And you're going down with the ship.
20:23And I thought I wouldn't have time to fish this crap fishing water.
20:38Oh.
20:39And you're going down with the ship.
20:45And I thought I wouldn't have time to fish this trip.
20:50No! No, let me go!
20:56Is this sub-seaworthy?
20:58Yeah, but its engine is shot.
21:06We're leaving.
21:09We'll be leaving.
21:25Is there any word?
21:26Sensors indicate the colony has been completely destroyed.
21:30There's still no sign of your partner.
21:32I'm sorry.
21:39Is Murphy with you?
21:54It's a shame about the colony.
21:56Well, at least everyone got out.
21:58And Jolly Roger Jones is retired from the sunken treasure business.
22:01Where's Neumeier?
22:03Living his dream.
22:04We'll be right back after these messages.
22:19And now, back to the show, citizens.

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