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00:00I
00:29RoboCop
00:59This is a Newspike special bulletin.
01:20Give us 30 seconds and we'll give you the world.
01:24Uh, Fawn Glibley here, reporting to you live from New Lubbock, Texas.
01:29Home of Buddy Holly, Texas Tech University, and Max Up for Prison, where our nation sends its most evil offenders.
01:36They put the vial in violent, because just last night, the Broadway cast of Attica the Musical, here on a Goodwill Tour,
01:43was taken hostage in a prison riot that has raged through the night.
01:47Uh, wait a minute. I have tickets for that show tomorrow night. It took me six months to get them.
01:53If they cancel on me because of one little riot, I...
01:56Come on, Mom. It's time to open the presents.
02:07That one is from me.
02:13A pen. Thanks, Murphy. Is this a hint?
02:16It is ergonomically designed. Perhaps it will help you catch off on your paperwork.
02:20Hey, if I had a built-in word processor, maybe I could do it as fast as you, too.
02:25Oh, that reminds me.
02:31Your birthday card.
02:39My toner is low.
02:40Open mine now, Mom. I picked it out myself.
02:43It's a mission by Onion Kline. Do you like it? Huh? Do you like it?
02:56Phew! Well...
02:57It's so strong.
03:02And I love it.
03:03You know why?
03:05Because you gave it to me.
03:06Thanks, honey.
03:14With Vaughn Glibley, this is Gerald Prattle
03:16reporting to you live from this
03:18Fury in the Flatlands.
03:25We have a situation
03:26in New Lubbock, Texas.
03:28The prison riot? We've been following it.
03:29An Alpha Jet Chopper
03:31is waiting for you at the airport.
03:33Looks like the party's over.
03:36Ten of the fifteen corridors
03:49are still prisoner-controlled.
03:52We believe the Attica cast members
03:54are being held in
03:55or near the warden's office.
03:57Can you drop us close to the administration
03:59building, P-11?
04:03Thanks.
04:06Burning tires.
04:11Burning trash.
04:12But what's that other smell?
04:14I think it's me.
04:16That perfume Matt gave me.
04:19Perfume always makes me itch.
04:21Does this stuff smell
04:22as strong as I think it does?
04:24I could smell you in China.
04:26Very funny.
04:27That was not a joke.
04:29Oh.
04:30No.
04:38No!
04:54No.
04:54No!
04:55No!
04:56No!
04:56No!
04:56No!
04:57No!
04:57No!
04:58Should I go get him, boss?
05:13No, wait.
05:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
05:58No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
06:28No, no, no, no, no, no.
06:58No, no, no, no, no, no.
07:28No, no, no, no, no.
07:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
07:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
07:34Your special delivery package just dropped in.
07:51Excellent. Bring her to me.
07:54It's been a long time since I chewed the cut with Agent Nancy Minor.
07:58Back in one minute. 10-4.
08:10And now, back to the show.
08:24Turn around. We have to go back.
08:27Cannot override programmed instructions.
08:29Safe return of hostages.
08:31Will not be compromised.
08:36You will need to circle once over the prison yard to level off.
08:42Robocop, you can be a real bold head.
08:46You have no idea.
08:47No idea.
08:56Hey! Watch it with that blaster.
09:13Just trying to get back to my night safe cell.
09:15What the fuck?
09:17No! Get out of here!
09:21Look out!
09:23Police officer, move!
09:27I am unfamiliar with this facility and may require assistance.
09:31You have just volunteered.
09:33We're going to the warden's office.
09:35Whatever you say.
09:37Agent Nancy Minor.
09:44I was already having a bullish day, but I wasn't expecting this utter delight.
09:51Mouserowski?
09:53It's been a few years since I buried you on that bank heist you blew.
09:58Treat the Minotaur with respect.
10:01The Minotaur?
10:02That's good.
10:03Because the clues you left were so big I stepped in them.
10:10What'd you do that for, boss?
10:12I could have taken care of the mouthy little lady.
10:15That little lady just happens to be the reason I'm in this pen.
10:19I underestimated her once, and I'll never do it again.
10:22Tie her up.
10:23It's time to move.
10:25They call me G-Man because I got busted stealing a Jabilis Pyramidon from the National Park.
10:30You know, a greater Egyptian gerbil.
10:32I thought he was lost!
10:33Who knew from endangered species?
10:35But boy, have I learned my lesson.
10:37Stealing is stealing.
10:39Stop.
10:40Oh, okay.
10:41No problem.
10:42People always tell me to fight down.
10:43I don't take it personally.
10:45I can hush up as good as the next guy.
10:47I mean, stop moving.
10:49The warden's office is this way.
10:52Oh.
10:53Yeah.
10:54But that's Crota's turf.
10:57Trust me.
10:58He'll fry us both if we stroll in there.
11:00I'm just trying to save you from getting blown up here.
11:04This way is faster.
11:06I have a plan.
11:09Aw, gee.
11:13Hey, guys.
11:15Look what I caught.
11:17Maybe you could use them for target practice.
11:19You figured right, little G-Man.
11:24You want to kick this big plant of yours into gear?
11:28It's going to get cold in here.
11:31Freeze spring.
11:33Liquid carbon dioxide.
11:35You want to make dry ice?
11:36Actually, I want to make a saving rink.
11:42Hang on!
11:43Whoa, hey!
11:49Whoa!
11:50Whoa!
11:51Yeah!
11:51Ah!
11:55Technically, he was solid.
11:57But his artistic interpretation could use some work.
12:01All right!
12:03Smooth move, Mr. Metal Cop Guy!
12:08It's RoboCop.
12:09You did well back there.
12:11Gee, thanks.
12:13Well, here's the warden's office.
12:15What's left of it.
12:16This is where my partner fell.
12:29But there are too many thermal patterns.
12:31I cannot track her heat signature.
12:32Uh-oh.
12:34What have you found?
12:35Those little bulls.
12:37Looks like the minotaur's been here.
12:38Oh, I just got queasy.
12:41Who is the minotaur?
12:42He's not listed in the prison records.
12:44He started calling himself that when he got his nose pierced.
12:47Try Wilbur T. Mauserowski.
12:51Believed responsible for a string of multi-million dollar bank robberies over a three-year period.
12:56Yeah.
12:57He was the greatest at getting away.
13:00Well, all except for that last time.
13:02The 9.5 million dollars was never recovered.
13:04The federal agent who arrested him...
13:06That's Nancy Minor.
13:08She is my partner.
13:09The one I am looking for.
13:11Ah, gee.
13:12That's not good.
13:14Oh, phew.
13:16That's some nasty explosive the minotaur used.
13:19What a stink.
13:21That's no explosive.
13:23That's perfume.
13:24I have definitely been in this place too long.
13:27So, you orchestrated this whole riot to cover your little escape attempt.
13:35Attempt?
13:36Ha.
13:37How amusing of you.
13:42Where are you gonna run?
13:43These are the flatlands.
13:46They'll pick you off in a heartbeat.
13:47Oh, but I have several friends waiting for me.
13:519.5 million of them, actually.
14:01Let's hit them up and move them out.
14:03This way.
14:06Gee, if the minotaur took your friends to the kitchen, she's in real trouble.
14:10The food's scary.
14:11Crota!
14:13There you are, you little runt.
14:15Get ready to beg.
14:16You need to work on your impulse control.
14:19Grappling hook.
14:26Cool.
14:27At over 1,000 degrees Kelvin, I think you mean hot.
14:37Hate to tell you, Moussatar, but this tunnel's going down.
14:40Who'd you get to do your grunt work, the gopher?
14:44What's that?
14:46I hadn't counted on a stampede so soon.
14:51Time to cover our tracks.
14:53Murphy.
15:02Come on.
15:03You're gonna need all the help you can get.
15:05This will be dangerous.
15:06You've done a great deal already.
15:08I will inform the warden of your assistance.
15:10Perhaps it could help lessen your sentence.
15:12Forget it.
15:13I've already been here 10 years.
15:14This is my last month.
15:16I can do that standing on my head.
15:17Just go and save your partner.
15:21Be careful, okay?
15:22The minotaur is tricky.
15:35No!
15:54Welcome back, citizens.
16:03Now we're all nice and cozy again.
16:15No!
16:16If you hurt my partner!
16:17I didn't hurt anyone.
16:20I flattened them.
16:22Get her moving.
16:22I've got something special to show Agent Miner.
16:26Come on, buddy.
16:27Hang on!
16:29I'll get you out!
16:35G-Man, what are you doing here?
16:37You're all right!
16:39Thank you for helping.
16:41You're a true friend.
16:41Uh-oh.
16:54Guess I'm along for the ride now.
16:57Hey, how come this tunnel's going down?
16:59That's something we're going to find out.
17:01Come on!
17:02Come on!
17:32You knew you'd be sent to Maxop 4.
17:48So I had the money buried here where I could keep an eye on it, so to speak.
17:58Feast your eyes, Agent Miner.
17:599.5 million dollars.
18:02And that ain't hay.
18:04Get the jet ski ox.
18:06It's behind those rocks.
18:07You, stay with me.
18:08Happy birthday to me.
18:09Happy birthday to me.
18:28Just one jet ski ox?
18:30Where's yours?
18:31Shut your trap, lady.
18:32This should do it.
18:39Just one more charge.
18:40Put it together, ox.
18:42The guy's gonna burn you.
18:43No way.
18:44We're in this together.
18:45Hey!
18:46Move us.
18:54Come to daddy.
18:55We can't get out of here.
19:14Wish I could take you with me, pal.
19:17But as you can see, there's only one jet ski.
19:21But wait!
19:23We had a deal!
19:25Gotta save room for the money.
19:26If you have a beef with me, too bad.
19:37I can't hear you.
19:42You stay here.
19:44I promise.
19:49Water ski.
19:50Brusters.
19:51Brusters.
19:51Cable bar.
20:19Cable bar.
20:21My buddy, what the disc shooter.
20:36You are under arrest.
20:37Please come with me.
20:41Thank you for your cooperation.
20:45You maybe do some of the reward money for the recovery of this, uh, mush.
20:49Gee.
20:49I didn't help you for the money.
20:53I know.
20:57Where's Agent Minor?
20:58Her perfume is gone.
20:59Good thing, too.
21:01That dip in the pool finally washed it all off.
21:03If it weren't for that perfume, I never would have found you.
21:07Well, I'll have to give Matt an extra big hug when I get home.
21:09Guess this hasn't been such a bad birthday after all.
21:16Huh.
21:17Gee, it's your birthday.
21:19That's nice.
21:20How old are you?
21:21Because with your hair all messed up like that, it's kind of hard to tell.
21:24And this light that makes your skin kind of wrinkle.
21:27Stop, G-Man.
21:27She knows karate.
21:33Don't move, citizen.
21:38And now, back to the show.
21:40And now, back to the show.

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