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ROBOCOP - Alpha Commando - S01E17 - Maxsop 4
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I
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RoboCop
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This is a Newspike special bulletin.
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Give us 30 seconds and we'll give you the world.
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Uh, Fawn Glibley here, reporting to you live from New Lubbock, Texas.
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Home of Buddy Holly, Texas Tech University, and Max Up for Prison, where our nation sends its most evil offenders.
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They put the vial in violent, because just last night, the Broadway cast of Attica the Musical, here on a Goodwill Tour,
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was taken hostage in a prison riot that has raged through the night.
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Uh, wait a minute. I have tickets for that show tomorrow night. It took me six months to get them.
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If they cancel on me because of one little riot, I...
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Come on, Mom. It's time to open the presents.
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That one is from me.
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A pen. Thanks, Murphy. Is this a hint?
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It is ergonomically designed. Perhaps it will help you catch off on your paperwork.
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Hey, if I had a built-in word processor, maybe I could do it as fast as you, too.
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Oh, that reminds me.
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Your birthday card.
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My toner is low.
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Open mine now, Mom. I picked it out myself.
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It's a mission by Onion Kline. Do you like it? Huh? Do you like it?
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Phew! Well...
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It's so strong.
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And I love it.
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You know why?
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Because you gave it to me.
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Thanks, honey.
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With Vaughn Glibley, this is Gerald Prattle
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reporting to you live from this
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Fury in the Flatlands.
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We have a situation
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in New Lubbock, Texas.
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The prison riot? We've been following it.
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An Alpha Jet Chopper
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is waiting for you at the airport.
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Looks like the party's over.
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Ten of the fifteen corridors
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are still prisoner-controlled.
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We believe the Attica cast members
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are being held in
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or near the warden's office.
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Can you drop us close to the administration
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building, P-11?
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Thanks.
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Burning tires.
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Burning trash.
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But what's that other smell?
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I think it's me.
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That perfume Matt gave me.
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Perfume always makes me itch.
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Does this stuff smell
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as strong as I think it does?
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I could smell you in China.
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Very funny.
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That was not a joke.
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Oh.
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No.
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No!
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No.
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No!
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No!
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No!
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No!
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No!
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No!
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No!
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Should I go get him, boss?
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No, wait.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Your special delivery package just dropped in.
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Excellent. Bring her to me.
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It's been a long time since I chewed the cut with Agent Nancy Minor.
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Back in one minute. 10-4.
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And now, back to the show.
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Turn around. We have to go back.
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Cannot override programmed instructions.
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Safe return of hostages.
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Will not be compromised.
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You will need to circle once over the prison yard to level off.
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Robocop, you can be a real bold head.
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You have no idea.
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No idea.
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Hey! Watch it with that blaster.
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Just trying to get back to my night safe cell.
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What the fuck?
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No! Get out of here!
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Look out!
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Police officer, move!
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I am unfamiliar with this facility and may require assistance.
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You have just volunteered.
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We're going to the warden's office.
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Whatever you say.
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Agent Nancy Minor.
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I was already having a bullish day, but I wasn't expecting this utter delight.
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Mouserowski?
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It's been a few years since I buried you on that bank heist you blew.
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Treat the Minotaur with respect.
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The Minotaur?
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That's good.
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Because the clues you left were so big I stepped in them.
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What'd you do that for, boss?
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I could have taken care of the mouthy little lady.
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That little lady just happens to be the reason I'm in this pen.
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I underestimated her once, and I'll never do it again.
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Tie her up.
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It's time to move.
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They call me G-Man because I got busted stealing a Jabilis Pyramidon from the National Park.
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You know, a greater Egyptian gerbil.
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I thought he was lost!
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Who knew from endangered species?
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But boy, have I learned my lesson.
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Stealing is stealing.
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Stop.
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Oh, okay.
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No problem.
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People always tell me to fight down.
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I don't take it personally.
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I can hush up as good as the next guy.
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I mean, stop moving.
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The warden's office is this way.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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But that's Crota's turf.
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Trust me.
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He'll fry us both if we stroll in there.
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I'm just trying to save you from getting blown up here.
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This way is faster.
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I have a plan.
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Aw, gee.
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Hey, guys.
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Look what I caught.
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Maybe you could use them for target practice.
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You figured right, little G-Man.
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You want to kick this big plant of yours into gear?
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It's going to get cold in here.
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Freeze spring.
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Liquid carbon dioxide.
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You want to make dry ice?
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Actually, I want to make a saving rink.
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Hang on!
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Whoa, hey!
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Yeah!
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Ah!
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Technically, he was solid.
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But his artistic interpretation could use some work.
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All right!
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Smooth move, Mr. Metal Cop Guy!
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It's RoboCop.
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You did well back there.
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Gee, thanks.
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Well, here's the warden's office.
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What's left of it.
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This is where my partner fell.
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But there are too many thermal patterns.
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I cannot track her heat signature.
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Uh-oh.
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What have you found?
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Those little bulls.
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Looks like the minotaur's been here.
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Oh, I just got queasy.
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Who is the minotaur?
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He's not listed in the prison records.
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He started calling himself that when he got his nose pierced.
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Try Wilbur T. Mauserowski.
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Believed responsible for a string of multi-million dollar bank robberies over a three-year period.
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Yeah.
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He was the greatest at getting away.
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Well, all except for that last time.
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The 9.5 million dollars was never recovered.
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The federal agent who arrested him...
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That's Nancy Minor.
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She is my partner.
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The one I am looking for.
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Ah, gee.
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That's not good.
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Oh, phew.
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That's some nasty explosive the minotaur used.
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What a stink.
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That's no explosive.
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That's perfume.
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I have definitely been in this place too long.
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So, you orchestrated this whole riot to cover your little escape attempt.
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Attempt?
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Ha.
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How amusing of you.
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Where are you gonna run?
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These are the flatlands.
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They'll pick you off in a heartbeat.
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Oh, but I have several friends waiting for me.
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9.5 million of them, actually.
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Let's hit them up and move them out.
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This way.
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Gee, if the minotaur took your friends to the kitchen, she's in real trouble.
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The food's scary.
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Crota!
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There you are, you little runt.
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Get ready to beg.
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You need to work on your impulse control.
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Grappling hook.
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Cool.
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At over 1,000 degrees Kelvin, I think you mean hot.
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Hate to tell you, Moussatar, but this tunnel's going down.
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Who'd you get to do your grunt work, the gopher?
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What's that?
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I hadn't counted on a stampede so soon.
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Time to cover our tracks.
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Murphy.
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Come on.
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You're gonna need all the help you can get.
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This will be dangerous.
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You've done a great deal already.
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I will inform the warden of your assistance.
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Perhaps it could help lessen your sentence.
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Forget it.
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I've already been here 10 years.
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This is my last month.
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I can do that standing on my head.
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Just go and save your partner.
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Be careful, okay?
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The minotaur is tricky.
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No!
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Welcome back, citizens.
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Now we're all nice and cozy again.
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No!
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If you hurt my partner!
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I didn't hurt anyone.
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I flattened them.
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Get her moving.
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I've got something special to show Agent Miner.
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Come on, buddy.
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Hang on!
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I'll get you out!
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G-Man, what are you doing here?
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You're all right!
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Thank you for helping.
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You're a true friend.
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Uh-oh.
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Guess I'm along for the ride now.
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Hey, how come this tunnel's going down?
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That's something we're going to find out.
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Come on!
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Come on!
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You knew you'd be sent to Maxop 4.
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So I had the money buried here where I could keep an eye on it, so to speak.
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Feast your eyes, Agent Miner.
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9.5 million dollars.
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And that ain't hay.
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Get the jet ski ox.
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It's behind those rocks.
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You, stay with me.
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Happy birthday to me.
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Happy birthday to me.
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Just one jet ski ox?
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Where's yours?
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Shut your trap, lady.
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This should do it.
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Just one more charge.
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Put it together, ox.
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The guy's gonna burn you.
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No way.
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We're in this together.
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Hey!
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Move us.
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Come to daddy.
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We can't get out of here.
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Wish I could take you with me, pal.
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But as you can see, there's only one jet ski.
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But wait!
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We had a deal!
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Gotta save room for the money.
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If you have a beef with me, too bad.
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I can't hear you.
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You stay here.
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I promise.
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Water ski.
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Brusters.
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Brusters.
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Cable bar.
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Cable bar.
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My buddy, what the disc shooter.
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You are under arrest.
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Please come with me.
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Thank you for your cooperation.
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You maybe do some of the reward money for the recovery of this, uh, mush.
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Gee.
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I didn't help you for the money.
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I know.
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Where's Agent Minor?
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Her perfume is gone.
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Good thing, too.
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That dip in the pool finally washed it all off.
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If it weren't for that perfume, I never would have found you.
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Well, I'll have to give Matt an extra big hug when I get home.
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Guess this hasn't been such a bad birthday after all.
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Huh.
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Gee, it's your birthday.
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That's nice.
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How old are you?
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Because with your hair all messed up like that, it's kind of hard to tell.
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And this light that makes your skin kind of wrinkle.
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Stop, G-Man.
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She knows karate.
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Don't move, citizen.
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And now, back to the show.
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And now, back to the show.
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