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00:00ART MAN
00:04No, we dance.
00:05ART MACHINE
00:06Blast him!
00:09The adventure begins this fall with a new hero of the 21st century.
00:14Observed, it is a crime to interfere with federal authorities.
00:17Join forces with RoboCop, Alpha Commando.
00:20Awesome!
00:20Activating blue gun.
00:30RoboCop, RoboCop, RoboCop.
01:00RoboCop, RoboCop, RoboCop.
01:09Yeah!
01:11RoboCop, RoboCop, RoboCop.
01:20RoboCop!
01:30RoboCop, RoboCop.
01:373.5, yeah.
01:37I notice it, yeah, it's all you 145.
01:39I was talking in.
01:40Get out of here!
01:41Get out of here!
01:42Get out of here!
01:43Get out of here!
01:43There is a simplicity to Bach that I find.
02:13Restful.
02:16Beautifully played, young lady.
02:24All law enforcement units in the downtown area.
02:26Bank robbery in progress.
02:28So much for Restful.
02:43Which way?
02:47What's that?
02:48Shortcut.
02:50That's one way to save on tokens.
03:06Listening dish.
03:22There you are.
03:25Rail clamps.
03:26Thrusters.
03:27Shoulder lights.
03:32Well, there's something on the tracks ahead.
03:48There'll be a short delay while we check it out.
03:58Run!
03:59Hey!
04:00Whoa!
04:01Whoa!
04:02New plan.
04:03Thrusters.
04:04Thrusters.
04:11Once again, this is Traffic Lenny with Traffic on the Hour.
04:14The 685 freeway stinks.
04:17Don't take it.
04:18The 540 freeway stinks.
04:22Don't take it.
04:25My coffee stinks.
04:29Don't drink it.
04:30What's this?
04:31Oh, goody!
04:32A high-speed chase!
04:34Move!
04:35Looks like we're about to be served up a heaping plate of robo-pizza.
04:43No.
04:44Wait.
04:45Braggling hooks.
04:52Whoa!
04:53Folks, are you seeing this?
05:01We've lost our direction, our vision, our raison d'etre!
05:03People are tired of watching cops.
05:05It's old news.
05:06We need something hip.
05:07Something now.
05:08Something that'll grab them where they live.
05:10Mr. Brass, can I help?
05:12How about something like this?
05:14Billy, remind me not to fire you.
05:26You're under arrest.
05:28Blow it out your exhaust pipe, gearhead.
05:30We can do this the easy way.
05:32Easy way.
05:33Or my favorite way.
05:40Ryan's over, pal.
05:41Parachute.
05:42Uh-uh, parachute.
05:45Whoa-o-oh!
05:48Whoa-o-oh!
05:50Whoa-o-oh!
05:51Whoa-o-o-oh!
05:52millionaire-o-oh!
05:53Whoa!
06:02Whoa!
06:03Whoa!
06:04Whoa-o-oh!
06:05Now that is good television!
06:09Now that is good television.
06:18You're pretty banged up.
06:25Airback.
06:28Stop fooling around.
06:30I'm not doing it.
06:32All right, all right, I see the problem. You're told still.
06:39Hey, they're playing your chase footage again on the news.
06:42The way they've been going on, you'd think you were a TV star.
06:45Wiper blades. How about paying attention to the star's motor grid?
06:49Oh, yeah. Sorry.
06:58What's so urgent?
07:00Sergeant Reed didn't say.
07:02Well, whatever it is, it must be important.
07:09He's great. The whole man-machine dialectic, life, death, the whole depersonalization of Western civilization.
07:17Huh?
07:19Mr. Brass is the producer of the show Real Cops.
07:22Real Cops? Real stories.
07:24So?
07:26So, Mr. Brass is proposing that his show feature Robocop.
07:30You know, follow you around on local calls for a week.
07:32I don't think it's the duty of law enforcement to shell out for a cheap sideshow.
07:37Cheap? Baby Jane, I'm having the network donate a whole new computer system to your friend's precinct.
07:43It's only a week, and we sure could use those computers.
07:47What do you think, Murphy? You're free to say no.
07:50If it helps the precinct, it's okay with me. As long as it doesn't interfere with my duties.
07:55My guys, you kidding? You'll hardly know they're there.
08:02You should have told Reed you wouldn't do it.
08:05They promised to stay out of our way.
08:12Makeup, Mr. Robocop, we're getting a glare from the sun.
08:18I never get to work with steel wool.
08:21Yeah, this was a good idea.
08:22Attention all cars. We have a hijacked armored truck eastbound on Rodman.
08:28We should take that.
08:29We're on it.
08:31Looks like it's on us.
08:35Pull over.
08:36Zoom it! Zoom it! Are you getting this?
08:42Hey!
08:47First the girl, then the robot.
08:52Where are you going? You're out of frame! You're messing up the shot!
09:03Hey! Don't touch the hair!
09:05That's more like it! Hit him again!
09:06You want action? You hit him again!
09:07Take the wheel!
09:08Take the wheel!
09:10Whoa!
09:11Whoa!
09:13Whoa!
09:17Whoa!
09:19Whoa!
09:21Whoa!
09:35Whoa!
09:37Whoa!
09:38Whoa!
09:42Prison shield.
09:47Crossbow.
09:53What's going on?
09:54He didn't even scratch the guy.
09:56Don't you have a cannon or a bazooka or something?
10:00Put an apple between your teeth and I'll have him demonstrate.
10:03Grappling hook.
10:04Better, better.
10:13Blames.
10:24They're crazy kids.
10:31Airbags.
10:35Refrigerator magnets.
10:39Make beautiful poems on your freezer.
10:43Oh, no.
10:47I'm a poem.
10:48Cut! Cut!
10:49This guy's a klutz, not a hero.
10:52Look, Mr. Brass!
10:54Throwing stars.
11:01Ribbon gun.
11:04Bama!
11:05What is this, shop class?
11:09Pull over.
11:13You give me rivets?
11:14Flat tires and rivets?
11:15Why didn't you blow it up?
11:16Angry!
11:17Like you want to splatter them across the highway.
11:18That's good television.
11:19But it's bad law enforcement.
11:20Bad law enforcement.
11:21Bad law enforcement?
11:22Bad...
11:23Look, Robo Guy.
11:24We gotta talk.
11:25Take care of the bad guys, will ya?
11:26I gotta talk to my star.
11:27Rollerblading may be fine for children, but not for the toughest cop in the toughest city
11:32in America.
11:33You want me to lose my job?
11:34Of course you don't.
11:35So start thinking like the killer I know you are.
11:36Cops don't kill for a living, pal.
11:37Lighten up when the deal's off.
11:38Oh, did I say kill?
11:39An expression.
11:40An actor's tool.
11:41Even the greatest stars need motivation.
11:42Billy, a mineral water for the big metal guy.
11:43So, tell me.
11:44Got any nuclear missiles in this thing?
11:45No.
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12:36I want to be on TV great. Mr. TV star now the show's encouraging crime
12:42Hey, Robocop look at me
12:53This is turning into a circus and you're the main clown remember those computers for the precinct
12:58I'll buy the dang things myself anything to get us out of showbiz
13:02But you can't take me off the air now. We're just getting started with this guy. Yeah, yes, sir. Yes, sir
13:11Something big something new. Yeah, I got it. Goodbye to you, too, sir
13:16Mr.. Brass the greatest geniuses are never appreciated in their lifetimes
13:20But what's the deal our ratings are up this week Robocop's a hit right now. He's a blip the network wants a bang
13:27Billy we got to do something
13:29drastic
13:32Oh
13:36James brass for dr. Gilson I love real cops mr. Brass a big fan
13:42Here you go pal. Tell your friends
13:44If this is about bringing your cameras in here. I told you were high security. They'd never allow it me
14:04Yeah, I just wanted to stop by and catch up with you
14:07You're such a brilliant and talented man
14:31Well some people think so and I think it no I'm sure I could convince the network to give you your own show
14:41My own show in my own show sure dr. Darren jelson presents the world of weapons
14:50You got what we in the business call star quality
14:53I bet you gotta fight the ladies off huh am I right well, I I do notice them looking at me from time to time
15:02you
15:04You could introduce exciting new technologies that you could
15:10Nah, you must have such a busy social life. You probably don't keep up with the top new weapons systems
15:18I do to get what systems for what's what you need? Oh, I'm just saying you're not the only
15:25scientist with star quality who could
15:28host a national network show from the
15:32Playboy mansion wait
15:34I'll show you
15:36Very smooth sir billy. That's why they pay me the big bucks
15:48Remember no one hears about this my lips are sealed for two years. I've worked night and day on a glove
15:58behold
16:06Wow
16:08Great so what to do the catch flies. Oh, oh, yeah, right
16:28It's great television now Darren may I call you Darren why should fine before we bother
16:36Yes over at the mansion. We're gonna need to run some tests
16:45Get your cameras ready Milan tonight's gonna be a really really big stew the end of Robocop
17:06We'll be right back
17:11Welcome back citizens
17:18Sergeant we want those monkeys off our backs what about my computers bake sale funny minor
17:25We'll find a way to make that money Robocop
17:28You got to come out here a secret weapon has escaped from the Robo Technics labs. It's horrible
17:40I'll get backup backup stars. Don't use backup. They use their big exploding weapons
17:47Come on show the people what you got make them believe you I
17:50I smell a showbiz rat
17:57Remember Robo star give me passion give me fireworks make me feel it
18:02I'll make you feel it. I know you're behind this you have endangered lives for the sake of selfish career advancement
18:10If I survive this crisis, I shall make sure you pay the price
18:20Let me help you mr. Brass
18:26Who do you think will win let me tell you something Billy Robo man destroys the spider now I get ratings spider destroys Robo man
18:32I get ratings either way James brass comes out on top. Let's roll
18:37When we're done I'm gonna show that creep some fireworks one blood-sucking arachnid at a time agent minor
18:55Turn around slowly and put your arms and legs and other legs in the air
19:22Here comes dessert
19:25It looks like Robocop is history. He's television history. Keep rolling
19:35Everybody wants to be on TV
19:37She saw
19:39Out of the way, babe. You're blocking my star
19:46That loss drill bit
19:55Now let's see that in rewind
20:03Not yet. We still got five minutes to commercial
20:05What goes down must come up
20:18What the heck is he doing?
20:24And what goes up must go
20:26Squat
20:39Get up! Get up! That's not the ending I wanted
20:41Excuse me, Mr. Brass
20:43Just where did you get that remote control glove?
20:47Thanks to the popularity of the Robocop episodes
20:53Real cops has been renewed for another five years
20:56But without series producer James brass
20:59His sources tell us he is busy with other projects
21:02I got it
21:04You're big, you're bad, you're
21:06You're beautiful
21:08Real cons
21:09Uh, unloved
21:10Unloved
21:11Unjaunted
21:11Yearning to be
21:12Unchained
21:15Did I mention you had star quality?
21:21Sure is nice to spend a quiet afternoon without all those cameras
21:25Yes, the entire episode distracted us from our work
21:30Right
21:30But tell me, Agent Minor
21:32Which do you think was my better side?
21:34The left or the right?
21:37Murphy?
21:38I'm told the camera adds 10 pounds
21:40You didn't notice, did you?
21:42You weigh 620, how am I going to notice 10?
21:45My agent says I look good
21:47Agent
21:48Well, more of a manager, really
21:53Don't move, citizen
21:55We'll be right back
21:58And now, back to the show
22:04Get set for the Pokémon invasion
22:07Next, go around the world
22:08Into the sky and across the sea
22:10Cause you gotta catch them all
22:11It's your favorite creatures like you've never seen them before
22:14Sit back
22:15Pokémon takes America by storm
22:17Next on the WB-11
22:25Cause you are cool
22:27So now, back andать
22:40Goodbye, Mon Francis
22:40And we'll be right back
22:41Which is a scene
22:42Aye, man
22:43The other way
22:43And there we go
22:43And it's your favorite
22:44Is that all-
22:48Where is your father 되마� reason?
22:50You don't know this
22:52That's all
22:52See you
22:52With some plans
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