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00:00Don't

00:29RoboCop

00:55RoboCop

00:59RoboCop

01:09What do you think the boys and girls of Dark are doing out here in the middle of a Louisiana swamp in the middle of the night?

01:19A sensitivity retreat?

01:21Getting in touch with their inner juvenile delinquent.

01:23The Directorate of Anarchy, Chaos, and Revenge has been busy

01:31A new secret headquarters?

01:44Not anymore

01:53You are under arrest for criminal trespass, illegal possession of unlicensed firearms, and failure to display a proper building permit

02:01And for resisting arrest

02:04Hey!

02:23Murphy, are you okay?

02:38I seem to be losing ground

02:41You are now in violation of criminal code section 457D, assaulting an officer

02:57And you are starting to annoy me

03:06As I said, you are all under arrest

03:09Where'd everybody go?

03:11What just happened here?

03:32Those three dark agents aren't going anywhere

03:34The local authorities sealed off this whole area

03:37But they didn't just evade us, they vanished

03:40And I think someone somewhere around here knows how they did it

03:44Well, a door-to-door search won't take long

03:47I don't think there's anybody out here in the middle of a swamp

03:50Actually, I think we're lost

03:54I have global satellite positioning

03:56I can't be lost

03:57See?

03:58See?

03:58Global tech unlimited

04:04Global tech unlimited

04:04Oh, nerds!

04:13You made me miss them

04:15The flies around here are fierce

04:17Uh, can I help y'all?

04:20We're federal agents

04:21We're investigating the disappearance last night of three people in a nearby swamp

04:25Ooh, shiny!

04:27And you are?

04:28Name's Kudzu Bodine

04:31I'm a sort of administrative director around here

04:34Terrific

04:35Then you can help us with our investigation

04:37Uh, sorry, but I can't say nothing without Mr. Mulch's say-so

04:42And he would be?

04:44Mr. Maribou Bonaparte Mulch

04:46Head honcho of global tech

04:48He's, uh, out in the field right now

04:52And I don't rightly know when he'll be back

04:54Look at that

04:59Never did that for me before

05:01Look, I'm here all by myself

05:05And I got a lot of watering to do

05:07Uh, please go

05:09Since Mr. Mulch isn't here

05:21Please give him our card when he returns

05:24You asked her to go?

05:44You opened the door and sent her away?

05:47Th-they made me nervous

05:49I'm sorry

05:50I'm tired of your constant apologies

05:52And get me more stabilizing serum

05:55Hurry!

05:56You almost ruined everything

05:58You little weed

05:59But here's your stabilizing stuff

06:03It's called serum

06:05Or did you quit school before they got around to the five-letter words?

06:10But, but, Maribou

06:12It's taken me months to produce my special pawns

06:19Now they're nearly ready

06:21Thousands of them

06:23Ready to transform others into my slaves

06:27And as king of this new world

06:30I require a worthy queen

06:32And you send her away

06:35Well, that was totally surreal

06:43Clearly, Global Tech Unlimited requires closer examination

06:46Hmm, Global Tech's reserved a massive cargo hold on a freighter leaving New Orleans in three days

06:53Stops at every major port in the world

06:56Stinky little Global Tech?

06:58Which begs the questions

06:59What are they shipping?

07:00And why?

07:05Somehow, I'm going to make that woman my queen

07:08Is that why you blossomed for her?

07:10You never did that for me

07:12I thought I was going to be your queen

07:15You?

07:17A grade school dropout?

07:19Ha ha

07:19Hey

07:24What's that?

07:26She's where?

07:28Perfect

07:28That's all I needed to know

07:31These plants have overrun this area in less than 24 hours

07:54You know, the weird thing is how normal everything looks

07:58I'll get some samples over here

08:01Now, my darlings

08:14Now

08:15Weiner?

08:20Weiner?

08:26Weiner!

08:28Back in one minute

08:3410-4

08:35And now, back to the show

08:41Weiner, hang on

08:48Weiner!

08:58Oh, it's you

09:23If you're looking for Maribor

09:25Save your breath

09:26He's gone

09:27My partner disappeared

09:29In a sea of ivy

09:30I think you know how

09:32I think you know why

09:33And I think you're going to tell me

09:35Now!

09:36That flea bit

09:37Old hound dog

09:38Mulch

09:39He really done went and took her, huh?

09:42Apparently so

09:43Why would Mulch want Agent Weiner?

09:44Because he's a jerk

09:46Because he's a jerk is why

09:47Ever since the accident

09:48Maribor's been more plant than man

09:50And he wants to make himself king of the whole wide world

09:54I was going to be his queen

09:57Until your trampy friend showed up

09:59The lady is not a tramp

10:01Where is he taking Agent Miner?

10:03Probably to his super secret greenhouse

10:06Where he's keeping his pod thingies

10:08So he can turn her into his queen

10:11He's going to transform her somehow?

10:14Where is it?

10:15You can't get there from here

10:16You need a swamp buggy

10:17How'd you do that?

10:27Practice

10:28Let's go

10:29You'll never get away with this!

10:32Oh, of course I will

10:34I'm not human anymore

10:36Not bound by your rules

10:38Soon you'll understand, my Blossom

10:41You'll understand everything

10:44I understand I'm going to kick your Chrysanthemums

10:48Soon we will rule the world together

10:58Now rest until you are ready to arise as my queen, my pretty one

11:08I am

11:09I can't need more stabilizing serum

11:12It's too soon

11:14You're certain this is the way?

11:30Yeah, he's been holing up out here ever since the accident

11:33You mentioned an accident, what happened?

11:36My Maribou used to be a big league scientist type

11:39He was working for some big old agriculture company

11:42Developing himself some kind of super plant booster

11:45Till one day, he zigged when he should have zagged

11:49And got to test his formula up close and personal

11:53Ever since he's been, I don't know, different

11:58It's like other plants listen to him

12:02Do stuff for him and all

12:04Trouble is, he keeps getting more and more like a plant

12:07And less like a human being every day

12:09He made up global tech and hired me to put in the orders for the chemicals he needs

12:14To keep himself human

12:16Elsewise, he'd end up rigid as a redwood

12:19I gave up a good job at the you-picked strawberry stand to be with him

12:24Sure, it was all business at first

12:26But I could tell he started to care for me some

12:30And now that rotten stump goes and falls for that minor gal of yours

12:36Agent Minor is not my gal

12:38She is an agent with the federal government

12:40And one of the finest officers it has ever been my privilege to work with

12:44What? Ever?

12:47Greenhouse should be over there

12:48Oh, my, my

12:56You got all kinds of parts, don't you?

12:58Can you make milkshakes?

12:59Because if you can make milkshakes

13:01I could get you a real good job over at the Jiffy Swirl

13:04Stay close

13:08Oh, Mary Bo's gonna get what's coming to him

13:13Let's go

13:18Mary Bo Mulch, you are under arrest for the kidnapping of a federal agent

13:33Kidnapping?

13:35Ha!

13:36The lovely Miss Minor is free to go

13:38Oh, Rosebud

13:40Your little metal friend is here

13:43Do you want to leave?

13:45Huh?

13:45Ha ha ha ha ha ha

13:46The Dark Agents

13:49Wrong

13:50They work for me now

13:52Minor

13:55Are you alright?

13:57We'll be right back

14:04Obey the law

14:06Welcome back, citizens

14:14What have you done to her?

14:21I've awakened her to the real world

14:23The lush, unlimited power of botanical greatness

14:27My bot men, come with me

14:32My queen, deal with Robocop

14:37Miner, no, machete

14:44I don't want to fight you

14:47Well done, my queen

15:01Keep that humanoid trash compactor occupied

15:04While I attend to other business

15:06Not so quick, Slick

15:09You and me's got our own unfinished business

15:12Don't you have something you need to bleach?

15:17I'm sending each of you on a little trip

15:23See that my pods are distributed properly

15:26You know what to do

15:28The world will be mine

15:32Miner, you must stop

15:34You don't want to do this

15:36Forgive me, Miner

15:42I will try to make this quick

15:44Time to mow and blow

16:02Dang, that's gotta be Maribou

16:12He's getting away

16:13I will return

16:15Do not harm, Miner

16:16I'll do what I can

16:21Rollerblades

16:29Fan

16:31Set back

16:50Soon, my queen

17:02We will

17:03Not again

17:04I need more stabilizing serum

17:07No!

17:20No!

17:49You've ruined my pods! Ruined everything! This isn't over yet!

18:03Miner.

18:10About time y'all got back, I'll get Margaret's ground here.

18:15How can I safely restrain her?

18:19Tape dispenser.

18:32Cool beans. You got her trussed up like a root ball, so she'll keep.

18:39But how do we restore her to normal?

18:42Maybe this'll help. It's got all of Mulchell's experiments. He don't think I know things.

18:48But I do. Y'all oughta be able to figure out a cure from what's in...

18:52You filthy traitor!

18:54Meriboh!

18:55All my work, all my dreams, ruined because of you! I'll prune you out of existence!

19:03Do not touch her!

19:07Look out! That super grow plant fertilizer!

19:11You can't stop me! No one can! I am the master of the plant world!

19:16You are becoming a plant. Look at yourself. Your movements are growing slower, more sluggish.

19:22Let us help you, Mulch. Before it's too late.

19:24Unless you make me what I was before. Small, frail, human. Never! I will...

19:32No!

19:37Help me!

19:38I don't want to end like this! Not like this!

19:42Not like this!

19:45No!

19:47Oh, Meriboh, baby. Don't you worry none. Old Kudzu's gonna stand by you.

20:03But he has treated you very badly.

20:09But a little kid. He needs me. I still love him. Even if he is a dogwood.

20:25I am pleased Mulch's counter agent restored you to normal so quickly. Even if it is too late for him.

20:30Not half as pleased as me, Murphy. Green isn't really my color.

20:35Can I get out now? My fingers are all wrinkly.

20:45Kudzu, are you okay? I hope I didn't hurt you back then.

20:49Actually, I was thinking. What with Meriboh all tree-like and all.

20:53You think if I went back to school and all, maybe I could do what you do someday?

21:00If you finish your education, you can do anything.

21:03Even be a special agent? You think so?

21:06We know so.

21:07I'll call y'all when I'm all graduated.

21:15We look forward to it. Goodbye, Kudzu.

21:19Are you up for the trip home, Miner?

21:21I'm fine. Fresh as a daisy.

21:32Don't move, citizen.

21:39And now, back to the show.

21:41Going to go.

21:42Going to go.

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