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00:00Robocop
00:29RoboCop, RoboCop, RoboCop
00:40RoboCop, RoboCop, yeah
00:47RoboCop, RoboCop, RoboCop
00:59My pantyhose keep riding up and my heels are killing me.
01:23The police officer's charity ball is only one night a year and it's for a good cause.
01:29Besides, you look especially lovely tonight, Agent Miner.
01:32Why, thank you.
01:47You are under arrest.
01:53I have.
01:58I'm out.
02:05You're under arrest.
02:08What's inside?
02:09You're under arrest.
02:11I'm in for a better proper situation.
02:14I'm in for a better problem.
02:19Hey, Hazel!
02:45Murphy, I'm hallucinating.
02:48No, I see it too.
02:49And it's very, very real.
02:54What do you think, Murphy?
02:56Anais Gaia.
02:58A world-renowned geneticist known to the public as the Queen of Cloning.
03:02One day the world shall be free of its old, defective population,
03:06filled instead with my creatures.
03:09The world is sick.
03:12I shall heal it.
03:14Would you play Mother Nature?
03:17Yes.
03:17And you know it's not nice to fool with Mother Nature.
03:23Gaia has the genius to create quick clones to assist her, but petty theft is beneath her standards.
03:29Her goals are usually global.
03:31Something's not right.
03:32She's up to something.
03:33Then I just know it.
03:36There's been a break-in.
03:37New Detroit Zoo.
03:38At the Species Survival Center, where they're working on saving endangered animals.
03:42They keep a DNA library there of all at-risk species.
03:45California condor, the largest wingspan in the world.
03:51Careful, pet.
03:53I need those wings.
03:55Black rhino for strength.
03:58Anaconda snake for its lethal coils.
04:01Hmm.
04:02I may have everything I need to create my latest triumph.
04:07I'll have to leave a few extra clues for RoboCop.
04:11Otherwise, he'll never find me.
04:13Oh, look at you two.
04:20You look all hungry-wungary.
04:24Ananias Gaia.
04:26Ah, soup's on.
04:29You are under arrest for breaking and entering.
04:32You have the right to remain silent.
04:34My, my, my.
04:35Aren't you fancy?
04:36And how thoughtful of you two to dress for dinner.
04:44What is this?
04:47Steak?
04:48Actually, it's various entrails, organ meats, intestines.
04:52Stop already.
04:53You hit us with meat?
04:55Sister, you just bought yourself one monster of a dry-cleaning bill.
04:59How is this supposed to stop us from arresting you?
05:03Why don't we ask the tigers?
05:06See ya!
05:12Wouldn't want to be ya!
05:16Tigers are an endangered species.
05:19Wait a minute.
05:20So are we.
05:21What was that?
05:43That thing you just did with your voice?
05:45Another Siberian tiger, dominant male.
05:48I was telling them to back off.
05:50It helps to speak the language.
05:51After the tigers were secured in their habitat, we examined the area for clues.
05:58We know Gaia took some DNA samples of wild animals, but we don't know why she left this.
06:03Hmm.
06:04Some type of fern.
06:06Not from around here, though.
06:07Why do I keep smelling meatloaf?
06:10Don't ask.
06:11Don't ask.
06:12Okay, but it's making me hungry.
06:13It's a rare species that only grows on a small volcanic island in the Caribbean.
06:28Did you just say volcanic, as in volcano?
06:32Boy, this is not my night.
06:35First, Anais Gaia steals wild animal DNA.
06:38Then she extends us a gracious invitation to visit some uninhabited volcanic island paradise.
06:44It would appear that way.
06:45So, Gaia wants to rumble?
06:47Fine, then.
06:48Let's go.
06:52That smell.
06:54Hey, if you're going out, could you bring me back a cheeseburger?
06:56No.
06:59It was just a thought.
07:00I'll land at the North Beach.
07:14You take the South Side.
07:16And we'll meet at the rendezvous spot in one hour.
07:30I'll land at the rendezvous spot in one hour.
08:00Volcanic ash?
08:14That's odd.
08:15There's no known species match.
08:30No.
08:54There's no choice.
08:54There's no choice.
08:54There's no choice.
08:56Oh, there's a doubt.
08:56Why?
08:57Yeah, there's no choice.
08:58Miner, I found something.
09:02You bet you have, sweetheart.
09:05Anais Gaia, you are under arrest.
09:08Silly, silly boy.
09:11I didn't lure you here to arrest me.
09:14I brought you here to test my greatest creation.
09:18Test?
09:19Say hello to Biomax.
09:28Back in one minute.
09:3710th floor.
09:40Welcome back, citizens.
09:48World's longest wingspan.
09:52World's strongest exoskeleton.
09:58A rhino's strength, an anaconda's coils.
10:07A scorpion's sting, a predator's cunning.
10:24Really, Robocop, you should at least try to fight it.
10:28Even if you are just a machine.
10:33I am not a robot.
10:45Oh my, I forgot about the electric eel DNA.
10:49Now that was clever.
10:52Biomax!
10:54Finish him!
11:00Finish me?
11:02I haven't even started.
11:03I haven't even started.
11:03Propeller.
11:23Propeller.
11:23Round one, Biomax.
11:35But now it's time for round two.
11:41Biomax!
11:42Oh!
11:43My baby!
11:45Did he hurt you?
11:48I created something that has spontaneous regeneration?
12:17I'm even better than I thought.
12:20I'm even better than I thought.
12:28Still not 100%.
12:30Yellow.
12:33Miner, it's you.
12:34Hold it.
12:35It's Neumeier.
12:35Let me patch you both in.
12:36Any contact with Gaia yet?
12:41Yes.
12:42In fact, a great deal of contact.
12:45Listen, Alpha Prime scrubbed the mission.
12:47Thermograph data says the volcano on that island is unstable.
12:50I've got a satellite monitoring the situation, but the volcano could blow at any time.
12:56Murphy, I tried to track you, but your signals are all messed up.
12:59Probably from the volcano's magnetic activity.
13:02Get to the rendezvous point on the beach for a pickup, you two, now.
13:05I can't risk the possibility that Gaia might escape.
13:08Wanna let me in on your little plan, partner, so maybe I can help?
13:14It's too dangerous.
13:15Meet me at the pickup spot.
13:16What do you say we just wrap this up?
13:28Chainsaw.
13:42Remain calm.
13:43I will assist you.
13:46You're welcome.
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14:26Hey, this rock's moving.
14:42We'll be right back after these messages.
15:06Now, back to the show, citizens.
15:09I don't think so.
15:24Biomax, take her inside.
15:39Miner!
15:46Miner!
15:53I have to tell you, Gaia, I'm not impressed with your taste in secret hideouts.
16:05You picked a volcano?
16:08It's a perfect source of geothermal heat to incubate my army.
16:12I intend to rid the world of human pestilence once and for all.
16:15That's why you created Mr. Surf and Turf over there.
16:20My prototype!
16:22Biomax and I will leave here as soon as he finishes off Robocop.
16:27What makes you think Robocop's gonna give you the chance?
16:30Oh, don't be so modest, Agent Miner.
16:36You're the bait!
16:39Back off, dog breath!
16:45You heard her!
16:50She said back off!
16:53Robocop!
16:54Biomax!
16:55Finish what you started!
16:57a
17:04Immис her being Tribalini
17:08ante
17:10a
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17:22Lucky
17:23lv
17:27the volcano it's gonna blow but but i thought i had more time i had it all calculated
17:41looks like you forgot to carry the one
17:57nice job gaia his survival instincts are stronger than you realized
18:02get back here you chromosomal crouton i made you and i can break you
18:08no no
18:17murphy no
18:19let's go
18:43you have caused enough harm you are coming with me
18:51yeah it's your choice robocop but it'll be me
18:55or your little friend you don't have time to deal with the both of us
18:59minor
19:00go go get her no i won't leave you
19:07calf thrusters
19:08come on minor we've got to meet the rescue chopper when you put it that
19:17that way
19:32timing is everything
19:37i'm going to hate myself in the morning
19:44do you think this will work honestly
19:49no
19:52let me go
20:03please stop struggling
20:05hello we are trying to save your life here
20:09i refuse to be saved by an inferior life form
20:13stop it already
20:16we're losing altitude
20:17murphy
20:28i've got you
20:30my gaia
20:32the probability of survival from a fall of this height
20:35is low
20:36so it's over then
20:38you don't know how right you are
20:40nothing personal but our combined weight is more than my emergency motor can handle
20:44i'll send out a rescue signal
21:01grab
21:02then all we will have to do is wait
21:05drink dispenser
21:07you think of everything
21:14don't move citizen we'll be right back
21:22and now back to the show
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