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00:00Dope Cuff
00:29RoboCop, RoboCop
00:35RoboCop, RoboCop, RoboCop
00:44Yeah!
00:46RoboCop, RoboCop
00:51RoboCop
00:55RoboCop
01:00Everybody get back or the clown fist gets it.
01:05Okay, buddy.
01:06Blaster!
01:08Just stay calm.
01:10I'm sure that we can work this out.
01:13So who's Wack-O-Boy?
01:17Hunter Moraine, arrested last June for attempting to return Michigan's cows to their natural habitat.
01:26And exactly where is a cow's natural habitat?
01:31Indiana, apparently. He was arrested trying to smuggle 6,000 heifers across the state line.
01:37Okay! What are your demands?
01:42We represent Rah-Rah, the radical assembly for the worldwide release of all whales.
01:49Rah-Rah?
01:50And it's a long fly ball!
01:56We at Rah-Rah demand that our mammalian brothers and sisters, the whales, enslaved by this aquarium, be freed and returned to Lake Michigan so that they may once again roam its waters in peace.
02:16There were never any whales in Lake Michigan.
02:19Oh, that's a lie! You're all part of it, man! You're trying to trick me!
02:26Okay, I got new demands. First I want a press conference, and I want to chat, and I want a lawyer!
02:34What a lawyer!
02:36Well, this sounds like a job for the law firm of Murphy Minor!
02:40Nail them and jail them!
02:42Finger laser!
02:52Plungers!
02:53We're not sealing them, but we're not sealing them.
02:55Kink!
02:56No!
02:57No!
02:58No!
03:04Oh!
03:06Meraine!
03:10Meraine!
03:11Well, Moraine, it looks like you and your TNT are all washed out of this!
03:25I feel groovy! You look groovy! Let's get groovy!
03:41Okay, man! Cough me! Cough me!
03:49Throwing stars!
03:54Murphy!
03:57Keep it away from me, man! Help!
04:00Stay here, okay?
04:04Can we talk?
04:06Sure, what about?
04:08You need a vacation.
04:15No, I don't. Just swap out a circuit board or something. I'll be fine.
04:19Actually, you won't. You know your radio reception problem?
04:22It indicates that you're close to a major passcode system failure.
04:26Someone could jam your signals or overpower you via remote control.
04:31So fix the radio.
04:33It's not just the radio.
04:35Look, activate your thermal scan and tell me how many fingers I'm holding up.
04:39Two.
04:40Four?
04:41Not!
04:42Okay, how long will this take?
04:45If I skim my soaps, I can do a total physical and electronic tune-up in 24 hours.
04:51Great!
04:52But you'll need five more days in your hibernation chamber to give your human components time to assimilate all the upgrades.
04:57Think of it as a cyber version of a week in the Bahamas.
05:01I'll call Reed. Make sure you have enough vacation days.
05:04Okay, tune me up. But, Neumeier.
05:07Yeah?
05:08Could you leave on the sport talk station?
05:10And they're over the bullet line. Parker to Miller.
05:12Oh, they're setting up the ring defense now.
05:13Parker over to Miller again. Miller back to Parker.
05:15It's a give and go. It's a give and go. He shows his scores!
05:18Ah, Officer Simpson. Come in. Come in.
05:26How are things at the new Detroit Police Department?
05:29I just heard Robocop's going down for repairs. You got six days.
05:34Oh, excellent. We'll need only three. Thank you.
05:39Oh, by the way, Simpson, traitors turn my stomach.
05:45No!
05:47No!
05:54Ah!
06:15The Bahamas, huh?
06:17Will I get my own cabana?
06:19Sure.
06:23Only don't get sunburned.
06:26That shouldn't be a problem.
06:39This isn't what I ordered.
06:41Don't blame me. It's your dream.
06:44Say, could you tell the band to play a bit soft?
06:47Huh?
06:52Great. I come back from vacation and what's the first thing I see?
06:56My boss's face.
06:58Hey, you're waking me up three days early.
07:00Where's the fire?
07:05Wait!
07:06Don't! It's me!
07:07Murphy!
07:08He's still alive. Blast him again. Fire! Fire!
07:24Back in one minute.
07:25Ten-four.
07:26Fire!
07:28And now, back to the show.
07:29Fire!
07:31Fire!
07:36Fire!
07:38Fire!
07:39Fire!
07:40Fire!
07:41Fire!
07:43Fire!
07:44Fire!
07:45Fire!
07:46Fire!
07:48Fire!
07:49Must not harm fellow officers.
08:00Hey, I got a hotel.
08:01There it is.
08:03Missile launcher.
08:09He's giving away.
08:15Roller base.
08:19Good.
08:35Good.
08:43Are you sure we're supposed to take down RoboCop?
08:46Those are Sergeant Reed's orders.
08:49What is going on?
08:50I'll explain later.
08:51What is going on?
08:52I'll explain later.
08:53What is going on?
08:54I'll explain later.
08:55What is going on?
08:56I'll explain later.
08:57What is going on?
08:58What is going on?
08:59What is going on?
09:00What is going on?
09:01What is going on?
09:02What is going on?
09:03I'll explain later.
09:05What is going on?
09:06What is going on?
09:07I'll explain later.
09:08What is going on?
09:09What is going on?
09:10What is going on?
09:11What is going on?
09:12What is going on?
09:13I'll explain later.
09:14What is going on?
09:15Going on.
09:17What is going on?
09:20Or maybe I'm still asleep.
09:24That's it. This is all some kind of hallucination.
09:26I'll wake myself up and everything will be fine.
09:35So much for that idea.
09:37Sorry, partner, but this is no dream.
09:39The fact is that while you were sleeping, the whole world went whack out.
09:42Now hold still a minute. There.
09:44What was that?
09:45No big deal. A few loose wires.
09:47Boy, Neumeier is going to freak when he sees what happened to you.
09:49And after all the work he did...
09:51That's the last time I let him put me under.
09:53Where is he?
09:55Missing since yesterday.
09:56And the police radio is buzzing with Reed's orders to turn you into scrap.
10:00Why?
10:01I wish I knew, but till we find out, we can't trust anyone on the force.
10:06I'm going to contact Alpha Prime.
10:07I've tried. Our signal's being...
10:09Jammed. There's got to be some way to find out what's happening.
10:12Hey, I have a great idea.
10:19Breaking into police headquarters? That's your great idea?
10:30It's the last place they'll expect us to go.
10:32If we get a look around Reed's office, maybe we can find out why he's trying to make your vacation permanent.
10:38What are you doing? Put down your guns.
10:52Do you surrender?
10:53Do you?
10:55Oh, Reed.
10:56It's okay. He's just stunned.
10:58Hold it.
10:59Net launcher.
11:02Hey, hey, what is...
11:03I think we had better leave.
11:05Wait!
11:06What for?
11:10Going down?
11:17All right, this way.
11:18In here.
11:18Reach down.
11:19Reach.
11:19And watch this way.
11:20Watch slowly.
11:21Reach down.
11:23Airbags.
11:29Whoa, that's some trick.
11:32You sound surprised.
11:33This is getting to be a habit with you, isn't it?
11:40Here, take a look at this. It's from Reed's video phone. Maybe there's something on it.
11:44Damn it, Frank.
11:48A call from Alpha Prime.
11:50You have your orders.
11:52But, sir...
11:53No buts. Robocop must be destroyed.
11:56I don't get it. What's wrong with Alpha Prime? What have I done?
12:00Perhaps it's a case of what you might do.
12:02Come in, Alpha. Come in.
12:04Nothing!
12:05Looks like we need to have a talk with him face to face.
12:15Still dizzy?
12:16Yes. And this doesn't help. Look.
12:20Robocop must be destroyed.
12:23Keep your eye on the upper right monitor.
12:25A dark agent? With Prime?
12:33That's how it looks.
12:35Wait a minute. Go back.
12:38Stop.
12:39Those numbers.
12:41Something about them.
12:43Looks very bad.
12:44I can't believe it.
12:47What? What are they?
12:49Launch codes.
12:50Computer instructions being sent to missile silos all over the country, targeting cities all over the world.
12:56Prime must have used Division Alpha's computers to take over the entire U.S. nuclear arsenal.
13:00That clenches it!
13:01Prime has become a dark agent.
13:03He's ordered Reed to take you out because you're the only one who can stop him.
13:07It gets worse.
13:07If the video log's timestamp is correct, we have less than two hours until the missiles start flying.
13:19Obey the law.
13:23Welcome back, citizens.
13:34Something weird about all this.
13:35I know. It doesn't make sense to me either.
13:38But we saw what we saw.
13:40A dark agent in Prime's office, Prime ordering Reed to nail you.
13:44And those launch codes counting down on his computer.
13:46If only I could talk to him, but my comm system's still on the fritz.
13:50I suppose Mr. Famous Cyber Cop wouldn't lower himself to use some other unit's radio, would he?
13:56Hmm?
13:57Well, you can try, but if Murphy and I are both being jammed...
14:01That fact is irrelevant.
14:04My comm unit operates on an entirely different frequency.
14:07Whatever is disrupting your transmissions has no effect on mine.
14:11But go ahead.
14:13Ignore me.
14:13I'm only a service droid.
14:16Thank you, P-11.
14:16I guess I'm not thinking too clearly.
14:19Nothing new about that.
14:20Priority communication for Alpha Prime.
14:23I repeat, priority communication.
14:25Agent Murphy!
14:26Thank heavens.
14:28I've been trying to contact you, but...
14:29Sir, I demand that you immediately cease all launch preparations.
14:33Launch?
14:34What launch?
14:35What do you mean?
14:36There is no...
14:37Sir, you leave me with no choice.
14:39I am coming to headquarters to stop you.
14:41Ending transmission.
14:42Wait, Alex.
14:43Agent Minor is missing.
14:44She may be in terrible trouble.
14:47Nice try, sir.
14:48But you're the one who's in trouble.
14:51I've worked with Prime for years.
14:53How could he have gone so bad?
14:56Wait.
14:58Maybe it isn't Prime at all.
14:59Maybe it's an imposter.
15:00Agent Murphy!
15:06Thank heavens.
15:07I've been trying to contact you, but...
15:09No, the voice print matches.
15:10He's Alpha Prime, all right.
15:12Then we have no choice.
15:13We have to stop Alpha Prime.
15:15Whatever it takes.
15:17Do you understand?
15:18Blaster!
15:36Well, looks like another job for our favorite law firm.
15:40I beg your pardon?
15:45All right, you two.
15:46Freeze and identify yourselves.
15:48They see us.
15:49Let's move.
16:07I believe that's my cue.
16:12Agent Minor.
16:13We heard you were missing.
16:15Well, I'm back!
16:22Only said I'd stun.
16:24Hmm.
16:25Oh, well.
16:31Landmines.
16:31Agent Murphy, why have you turned against us?
16:59I might ask the same of you.
17:00I'll hold the entrance.
17:08You take care of Alpha Prime.
17:09Murphy, remember, he must be stopped.
17:12Agent Murphy, you are not cleared for Division Headquarters access.
17:27Please report to a security officer for...
17:29Titanium.
17:30Titanium is a good thing.
17:41Stop the missile launch.
17:44I tell you, I have no idea.
17:45If you refuse, I must interface with your computer and do so myself.
17:49Move aside.
17:49I'm sorry, Agent Murphy.
17:50I'm sorry, Agent Murphy.
17:51No one touches that computer except me.
18:03Do it!
18:06Pantsy eye.
18:10Murphy, look out!
18:11Don't move a muscle.
18:14Wait, this thing hanging from your neck.
18:17It's a jamming device.
18:19What?
18:19How did that get...
18:20No big deal.
18:21A few loose wires.
18:22Minor.
18:25Take a look at this.
18:27It's from Reed's video phone.
18:28Those numbers.
18:30Prime has become a dark agent.
18:31We have to stop Alpha Prime.
18:33We have to stop Alpha Prime.
18:35What are you waiting for?
18:36We have to stop Alpha...
18:37Shoes!
18:38We have to stop Alpha Prime.
18:40We have to stop Alpha Prime.
18:48Well, if you want something done right...
18:53Grab Leo.
18:59Who are you?
19:06I'm Nancy Minor, your partner.
19:09All right, partner.
19:10Then what's the name of our law firm?
19:12What are you talking about?
19:14Eh, wrong answer.
19:16The correct name is Murphy Minor, Nail'em and Jail'em.
19:19And that's just what I'm going to do.
19:23One more time.
19:25Who are you?
19:26Oh, don't be so angry, Murphy.
19:31At least we'll always have Perry.
19:34Elsa Lustig.
19:36No!
19:37No!
19:40How you feeling after last night, Sarge?
19:42Supervisor Gunoff!
19:44Operative Lustig!
19:45Alpha Prime still lives!
19:46You have failed me again!
19:48Return to Command Central for punishment!
19:50Arrest me!
19:55Please?
19:57The video phone recording of Reed and Prime, the launch codes.
20:01All as phony as my disguise.
20:04Any other questions, Bolthead?
20:07Yeah.
20:08Where are my real friends?
20:11Ha!
20:11Got me.
20:12Look in the phone book.
20:14Fine.
20:14What are you doing?
20:21This is a radio beacon.
20:22Standard dark frequency.
20:25Shouldn't be too hard for your boss to find you.
20:28But you...
20:29You can't!
20:30You do not know what you'll do to me.
20:32And I don't care.
20:34So long.
20:37Wait!
20:38Okay, okay, I'll take you to your friends.
20:40Just don't leave me here.
20:42They were coming through every door and window.
20:44I was simply outnumbered.
20:46Same with me.
20:47But then I put up quite a fight.
20:52And when that didn't work, I did a lot of whining and begging.
20:57Well, they knocked me out with a doped up donut.
21:00For a cop, that's hidden below the belt.
21:04Well, this must have been rough on you, too.
21:07It was a nightmare.
21:08I could not tell my friends from my enemies.
21:10Sounds pretty stressful.
21:12Extremely.
21:14As a matter of fact,
21:15I think I need another vacation.
21:17Another what?
21:18Forget it, partner.
21:19Oh, no, you don't.
21:25Don't move, citizen.
21:30And now, back to the show.
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21:41Yakko, Wacko, and their adorable sister Dot are ready to wreak loads of havoc on Kids WB.
21:47Don't move a muscle.
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