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00:01This week, the action heats up.
00:03Hands up!
00:04The next century is about to meet its greatest hero.
00:07Destroy Robocop.
00:10You'd regret it in the morning.
00:12And the new age of law and order will be killed.
00:16There's a bomb on his car!
00:19Set your sights for high adventure this week.
00:22We can play again if you'd like.
00:23Team up with Robocop, Alpha Commando.
00:30We can do it next week in a second.
00:34The future has fourennials.
00:36We can do it next week.
00:39Incredibly, it is a scary scene.
00:42It has three signs and funny.
00:45The next season is about to meet your friends.
00:48Like your friends.
00:49The next season is about to meet your friends.
00:53The next season, The next season is about to meet your friends.
00:57RoboCop
01:27RoboCop
01:28RoboCop
01:29RoboCop
01:31But when you debug the synthetic neural link using the standard Fukudo protocol,
01:43filtration of extraneous sensory data is, as we say in cybernetics, a slam dunk.
01:49Any questions?
01:50RoboCop
01:54Thank you, Dr. Neumeier, for that edifying guest lecture.
02:00Now, class, before you go...
02:04Oh, no, don't tell me it's over. I can't believe I missed that...
02:10It can't be...
02:17She's Charlotta Tannenbaum.
02:23Neume?
02:27Ah, Professor Sabella.
02:30Um, you remember, Charlotta.
02:32Ah, yes, well, of course I did...
02:35Oh, no, no, I don't.
02:38Yeah? Well, you made a big impression on me, too, pal.
02:42Now buzz off, okay?
02:48What? What are you... what are you doing here?
02:52I was in Detroit on business, heard you were speaking.
02:54I'm a real fan.
03:01Say, I'd love to hear more about what you're up to.
03:05Well, maybe I can show you my lab sometime.
03:10Cool.
03:16Roger that, Sergeant. We found that drug factory. Request backup.
03:20Oh, why don't we let the Sergeant finish his coffee?
03:24Haven't you creeps heard? Drugs are for losers.
03:37Heat beam.
03:40They impair your judgment.
03:51Clue guard.
03:51And slow down your reflexes.
03:56So remember, just say no.
04:03Good, you're learning already.
04:07One's getting away!
04:10No, he's not.
04:11Don't move, I'm coming!
04:27Stay back. I'm having a pneumatic system failure.
04:29Something's going to...
04:31Whoa!
04:32I'd get that checked if I were you.
04:48Cable bar.
04:53Well...
04:53Huh? Oh, that is a problem.
04:56And?
04:58And...
04:58And, until I fix it, don't raise your hand above your head.
05:03I figured that out by myself.
05:07Earth to Neumeier.
05:11What's this?
05:13Ah, I saw Charlotta Tannenbaum today.
05:22Uh-huh. And that is?
05:24The love of Neumeier's life.
05:27Undergraduate school, first through third semesters.
05:29You had a girlfriend?
05:34Um, not exactly.
05:36I worshipped her from afar.
05:38A far?
05:39Neumeier tells me that for him,
05:41the more distant the relationship, the better.
05:44Ah!
05:45Ah!
05:46There you are.
05:47Yuck!
05:48Charlotta!
05:49So, when do we begin?
05:53Begin what?
05:55Well, you did ask me to come on as your assistant, didn't you?
05:59I...
06:00I did?
06:01Perhaps we should leave.
06:03Not so fast, titanium tush.
06:06Here, make yourself useful.
06:08Oh, um, honey, I could really use a double mocha java.
06:11I got your mocha java right here, you stubby little...
06:14Please find her!
06:16She's new here!
06:17I'll straighten it all out, honest.
06:20Oh, Neume!
06:23Neume!
06:27Oh, Neume!
06:29She's up to something.
06:30I just know it.
06:32Based on what?
06:33Your intuition?
06:34Well, yeah.
06:35Back in school, she treats him like fungus.
06:37Now she shows up and she's wild about him?
06:39It could happen.
06:41You've been reading too many men's magazines.
06:43That's Robocop.
06:47Officers down and second uncast.
06:50Please...
06:51That's two blocks away.
06:52Hang on.
06:53I don't see any cops in trouble.
07:07Except us!
07:08Dark agents!
07:20It's an ambush!
07:24Miner, get in the car before...
07:25Surrender the cyborg!
07:40Listen, partner.
07:41I got a way to get you off that booby trap, but...
07:43Whatever it is, just do it.
07:45This has not been a good week.
07:53Supervisor!
07:54It's the police!
07:56Dark!
07:57Retreat!
08:04Oh, that's the most amazing biocellular chip fabrication I've ever seen!
08:11Well, I've had a lot of practice manipulating very small objects.
08:18Wilmaier!
08:20Wake!
08:21Dark tried to kidnap Robocop!
08:24Did they get him?
08:25No, he's with me.
08:26We're coming in.
08:27Ugh.
08:35Don't pay the law.
08:36Welcome back, citizens.
08:53Would you mind letting me in on what you're doing?
08:57Um, that electric grid fried parts of your neural network.
09:01Resetting it could be tricky.
09:02Honestly, NuMe, why don't you just cross-patch the tactile capacitors?
09:07Uh, Shalana, that isn't what I would do.
09:09Fine.
09:10Then I'll do it.
09:15Newire, do something!
09:19This has definitely not been a good week.
09:23Get away from him!
09:26Oh, like it was my fault.
09:28And, uh, what was that?
09:30That is why you shouldn't have done a cross-patch.
09:32Robocop's neural capacitors run parallel, not sequen-
09:35Not the table dance!
09:36What was that thing you used on Robocop?
09:39Oh, um, that's his emergency power down unit.
09:41In case of an overload, I can completely immobilize him.
09:44Completely?
09:46Cool.
09:47Shalana, if you don't know what you're doing, don't help!
09:51Back off, girlfriend, uncle!
09:52I did four years of post-graduate cyborg design work at MIT.
09:56Oh, okay.
10:03Except for that fist-firing problem, you're as good as new.
10:06Why don't I feel reassured?
10:08Well, if you'll excuse me, I have some errands to run.
10:12Mm-hmm.
10:12See you here at six.
10:16For our date.
10:19I thought she'd never leave.
10:22Well, I was wondering when you were going to get tired of her.
10:27Tired?
10:28No!
10:29I can wait for her to go so I can tell you guys I'm going to propose to her.
10:34Huh?
10:38Propose?
10:38He's going to marry that lump?
10:41Yeesh.
10:42Minor, let's keep our focus on finding my would-be kidnappers.
10:45Wait a minute.
10:46I wonder if there's a connection.
10:49Quick!
10:50Tap into the student roles at MIT.
10:51Humor me.
10:59Odd.
11:00She never attended MIT.
11:02Uh-huh.
11:03And remember what Neumeier told us?
11:05She was awfully interested in your tracking system.
11:09Most art agents couldn't have known we would be the only car near that crime.
11:12Unless...
11:13Unless they had inside information.
11:17Still don't believe in intuition?
11:19We'll discuss it later.
11:21Noomi, I'm freezing.
11:37Why can't we sit inside the restaurant?
11:39Well, I thought this would be more, um, private.
11:47And, uh, besides, I...
11:49Ow!
11:51My foot!
11:53Oh, sorry!
11:54Wait!
11:55Don't be...
11:56Here!
11:56Ow!
12:00What is that?
12:02A ring.
12:03I've made it myself in the lab, out of spare parts.
12:08A ring.
12:09Like an engagement ring.
12:11Charlotta.
12:12Charlotta.
12:13I've loved you from the moment I saw you in Anatomy 401 segmenting a spleen.
12:19Marry me?
12:20Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
12:21Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
12:23You're kidding, right?
12:25You're...
12:26You're saying no?
12:29No.
12:29Poor Dr. Neumeyer.
12:33So clever in a laboratory.
12:36So foolish in affairs of the heart.
12:43Who asked you?
12:45Ah, Robocop.
12:48Your being here saves us the trouble of using Dr. Neumeyer as bait.
12:52Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
12:54Miss Tannenbaum?
12:58Charlotta?
13:00What are you doing with the power down unit?
13:02What does it look like?
13:04Noony.
13:09Access memory file 53.3.
13:11What was that thing you used on Robocop?
13:14Oh, um, that's his emergency power down unit.
13:16In case of an overload, I can completely immobilize him.
13:19Completely?
13:21Cool.
13:25Get away from him!
13:26Hurry, grab this cyborg!
13:50Supervisor, come off!
13:51He is too heavy!
13:52Good planning, Mr. Spymaster.
14:03I am also prepared to improvise.
14:06This is good enough.
14:07Pick us up!
14:07Put down that remote.
14:27And now, back to the show, citizens.
14:30Robocop, how do you turn this thing off?
14:58Ah, forget it.
15:01If you waited a second, I could have told you.
15:04By any chance, do our bosses at Division Alpha have any planes at their disposal?
15:08Yeah, they do.
15:10Reserve me an aisle.
15:11Hello?
15:14Hello?
15:16Anybody?
15:18Help!
15:21I guess the sedative wore off.
15:23Charlotta?
15:24What's going on?
15:26Simple darling.
15:29Dark wanted to steal Robocop.
15:32And I decided to help them do it.
15:36Oh, this thumb ring won't come off!
15:40But, Charlotta, why would you want to help Dark steal Robocop?
15:45Because I hate you, stupid!
15:47I've always hated you.
15:49In grad school, you always got the praise.
15:51All the grant money.
15:53Well, yeah, but...
15:54Oh, shut up!
15:55See, now with Dark's funding, I'll prove I'm a better scientist than you.
16:00You'd work for terrorists just to spite me?
16:03Gee, isn't that kind of immature?
16:05Is not.
16:06Is too.
16:07Is not!
16:08Is too!
16:09Is not!
16:10Is not!
16:10Is not!
16:11Is too.
16:14Ah, Dr. Neumeyer.
16:17Welcome to the Republic of Lugubria, one of Dark's many host countries.
16:23I am Supervisor Gnoff, your captor.
16:30What's this all about?
16:33Well, things have changed.
16:36My original plan was to steal Robocop, make copies of him, and create a deadly army of assassins.
16:44But, abducting new works also.
16:48You're gonna make copies of me?
16:50No, idiot.
16:52Now, we will force you to build the copies of Robocop for us.
16:57Oh, well, that makes more sense.
16:59Okay, I got you, your geek.
17:01Now, give me my money.
17:04No, you have served your purpose.
17:07You are no longer useful to Dark.
17:10But, but, you said you wanted me for my mind.
17:15It couldn't have been for your personality.
17:18No, how did you find us?
17:20Tracking systems cut both ways.
17:22The ring Neumeyer made for Charlotta contains one of my spare global positioning modules.
17:28Wait a minute.
17:29You made a ring out of a tracking device?
17:32I, I thought it looked nice.
17:34Pff, stupid cow.
17:36You have ruined us.
17:37Oh, yeah, right.
17:39Blame me.
17:40Supervisor Gnoff, Division Alpha gunship!
17:43Ah-ah, Meta Harpy, show's over.
17:59Ah, not yet, it's not.
18:05Hey!
18:06Ow!
18:07Black the sprouts.
18:10Ah!
18:13Ow!
18:14Ow!
18:15Ow!
18:16Ow!
18:16Ow!
18:18Cold!
18:18Snow in the pants, cold!
18:20Cold!
18:20Don't you ever shut up!
18:25Robo-slap!
18:26Fire, fire, fire!
18:55Watch where you're going!
19:25I am having an extremely bad week.
19:51Searchlights!
20:10What is the problem, Robocop?
20:13Are you afraid of the dark?
20:16Save the lame humor, creep.
20:19Alright, I will execute Dr. Neumeyer if you do not surrender.
20:23Is that clear enough for you?
20:25Now, raise your hands!
20:28Um, listen, you really don't want him to do that,
20:32because if he does, it's a big thing in him.
20:34It's all right, Neumeyer.
20:36Whatever the man says, table arm!
20:39Ha, ha, ha, ha!
20:54Told ya.
20:56nice work how are you doing newmeyer fine if you happen to like blue as the skin color
21:05what's wrong with blue sorry charlotta wait
21:13well kid you're going up the river sure i knew you were playing me for a sucker
21:21but i got in the last licks you know if you're good you'll be out in 20 years
21:26and if you're bad well you'll get your own talk show either way i'll be waiting
21:32then again if they get rid of you at least we'll always have dearborn
21:36no me you are amazing
21:41she called me amazing amazing is good it's a compliment
21:55i i think she's warming up to me
21:58what that's what he looks
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