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00:00Let's go.

00:30RoboCop!

01:00New Las Vegas, Watertown

01:23So, uh, you fellas here for the National Cup games?

01:27That's right

01:28And our boy RoboCop is gonna bring home the gold for the old NDPD

01:33Right, Murphy?

01:34I'll do my best, Sergeant

01:35Yeah, Murphy

01:36Win one for the zipper

01:38I think that's Gipper

01:40Really?

01:41What's a Gipper?

01:45Why is there a 300-foot cheese on that building?

01:48The new Las Vegas Dairy Tower is the world's largest freestanding cheese-themed edifice

01:53Looks kind of run down

01:55Closed for years

01:56Ever since the cops chased a mascarpone mob out of town

01:59Here we are, gents

02:01Planet, planet

02:02Man, this place is a wreck

02:04How much we owe you?

02:13We won?

02:14Nope

02:16Nope, I did

02:17That'll be 400 bucks

02:19Man, you think they painted any time this century?

02:29How are you feeling, Murphy?

02:46Feeling like a winner?

02:47I'll try my best

02:49Try?

02:50Is that what I just heard?

02:51Out!

02:51My guys don't try

02:53My guys win

02:54Try is for losers

02:55Try is for sissies

02:57Are you a sissy, Murphy?

02:59Sergeant, I think you are taking your position as my coach far too seriously

03:03A good sports trainer strives to optimize the athlete's potential

03:07Yeah, I don't know if I can do this

03:11Hello there, Peace Officer contestants

03:17And now, the guy who put together these first annual cup games

03:24Well, that would be me

03:26Peace Officer Support Coordinator Jack

03:30Queso

03:31The big cheese

03:33Around here

03:35Queso is Spanish for cheese

03:39I hope he is not our evening's entertainment

03:43This thing on there?

03:47Well, what do you say we get started with robot division wall scaling?

03:51Let's see if these bonehead bats can climb to the other side

03:59Ooh, cheese and crackers, that's gotta hurt

04:21Hey, and that's speaking of stupid

04:24What is the difference between a cap and a donut?

04:29One is a greasy hunk of fatty dough

04:31And the other is what you eat with your coffee

04:34Who hired this guy?

04:37Come on, Sarge, take it in the right spirit

04:40That's right, Reedy

04:41Borrow a sense of humor from somebody and join the fun

04:45Ooh, mead

04:47Memories of losing to me at the academy weren't enough

04:50You had to come out and do it again

04:52I was better than you then, and I'm better now

04:55A better loser?

04:57We'll show you, Murphy will show you

04:59Come on, Sargeant, why don't you help me warm up?

05:01That's it, Murphy

05:08That thing's not human

05:22Officers could get hurt competing against something like that

05:26It shouldn't be allowed in the human division

05:29Aw, can it, Crybaby?

05:31We entered RoboCop fair and square

05:33Sorry, but after seeing RoboCop in person, we agree with Sargeant Meade

05:37He must compete in the robot division

05:40Well, after RoboCop's removal from the human competition

05:51Sargeant Reade has decided to step in to represent New Detroit

05:55And we've just learned that Sargeant Meade of the new Las Vegas PD

05:59Is replacing his man in order to compete against Reade

06:02You're going down, Reade

06:05I'm gonna wail on you, Meade

06:08You're gonna wish you would never

06:10Sargeant Reade

06:11Get bad

06:23Well, not, you know, bad, really

06:26Fire!

06:27Fire!

06:28Fire!

06:29Fire!

06:30Fire!

06:31Fire!

06:33Fire!

06:34Fire!

06:36Fire!

06:39Sorry

06:40I don't even want to be coach

06:42I want you to go out there and give me 110 percent

06:49110 percent?

06:51That's illogical, a person can only give a hundred percent of their effort

06:54On your mark

06:57Get...

06:59said

07:00A new world's record! 1.2 seconds!

07:09I'll go see if Reed needs a hand.

07:30I'm hit!

07:52No!

07:54Get down! They're firing my glass!

07:58Robocop, come in! Officers down!

08:08We'll be right back. Obey the law.

08:16Welcome back, citizens.

08:22That's it, Robo. No gain, no pain until the fat lady sings.

08:32That's it, Robo.

08:42No gain, no pain until the fat lady sings.

08:52That's cheating, you jerk. Now don't be a sore loser, Reedy.

09:02Weird. This unit looks fine. How could it go so haywire?

09:12Everybody okay? Jeez, that was close. The darn thing was working fine this morning.

09:24It may have been tampered with.

09:26I'll call the authorities. Oh, well, it'd be ones not already here.

09:38Robocop continued struggling in the Cop Games robotic division.

09:42But New Detroit has high hopes for a medal, and the sergeant screams at subordinate event.

09:47In my office, patrolman. Now! The mayor's all over me because of you.

09:52You're a disgrace to the force! You're a disgrace to your mom!

09:59You're a disgrace to your dog! You're a disgrace to your mom's dog!

10:04You're all over the force!

10:06Oh, how's that for action? Now we go live to robotic tunneling.

10:11But what's this? Robocop appears to be a no-show.

10:14Oh, come on!

10:16Hello, Miner. Hope you haven't been betting heavily on me.

10:19Luckily not. What happened?

10:21I couldn't play. I had homework.

10:23Would you do an alpha database search on the name Queso?

10:26Q-U-E-S-O, Jack?

10:28Something odd is going on in his cop games.

10:31I'm on it, partner.

10:33Coppers, start your choppers!

10:37Give it up, Reed! You're going down, Meade!

10:48You drive like my grandma! You look like my grandma!

11:07Cops, they don't care about anybody.

11:11You're getting them.

11:12Naaah!

11:13Let's see how it feels, cops.

11:15They're everything they can away from you.

11:16Oooo-Ooo!

11:17Oooo-Ooooo!

11:18I got it.

11:20O'er!

11:21Oooo-Ooo!

11:22Oooo-Ooo!

11:23Oooo-Oooo!

11:24Oooo-Ooo!

11:25Oooo-Ooo!

11:26Oooo-Oooooooo!

11:27Oooo-Ooo!

11:28Oooo-Oooo!

11:29Oooo-Oooo!

11:30Oooo-Ooo-Oooo-O-O!

11:32Oooo-O-O-O!

11:33Oooo-O-Oo-O-Oo-O-Oa-O-O!

11:35Oh! I got it!

11:42Gentlemen, I suggest a short break from competition

11:45until we can find out who's trying to hurt you.

11:50Got what you wanted, and it stinks like Roquefort.

11:53Queso's real name is Ollie Chitterhead Marscapone,

11:57nephew of the infamous Wisconsin mob boss L. Marscapone.

12:01The guys who used to run Vegas?

12:03That's right. Local cops ran him out.

12:05Looks like one didn't want to go.

12:09He must have an office around here someplace.

12:12What are you doing snooping around?

12:14We're checking into the sabotage, just like you.

12:17What's this hunk of junk doing here?

12:19Robots aren't allowed after hours.

12:20I'm not a robot.

12:22Lease it up, you big shot cops.

12:26Uh-oh.

12:27Now what's this guy yapping about?

12:29Mead, if you were any kind of cop,

12:32you'd know that's the guy who's been trying to kill all of us.

12:36Well, there you go.

12:37Showing some smarts for a change.

12:44The cheese stands alone, you know.

12:48Don't need a one of you.

12:50An alarm and you came.

12:59Just like the trained dogs you are.

13:06Look, see what you did

13:08to the only family that ever cared about this town.

13:12This used to be a great town.

13:18Homemade ice cream kind of place.

13:22But no.

13:23You caps had to come around and stink up the works.

13:27Bailey, Riddle, Connor, Henry, Mead, and Reed.

13:36Six Las Vegas caps did the work

13:38that took everything away from the folks

13:40who built this town from my family.

13:44Well, now,

13:45I, only Cheddarhead Mars Capone,

13:50am giving it right back at you.

13:52I tricked you smart guys into coming back here.

13:58Look at what you got coming.

14:02Here to the cheese!

14:05In five minutes,

14:22this dump pipe battle began!

14:31Oh, the insurance guys will think

14:34a sinkhole did it

14:36and they'll pay a plenty.

14:39Then,

14:39I'll bring the joy of milk-based foodstuffs

14:43back to the town I love!

14:59And none of you

15:00will leave here alive.

15:04Put down that remote.

15:20And now,

15:21back to the show, citizens.

15:27You know,

15:28you just had to go

15:30and run us out of town.

15:39Why?

15:40We knew how to entertain people.

15:43Give them first quality dairy products

15:46and then they go home happy.

15:57Attack!

16:00No!

16:01Retreat!

16:06What do we do, Sarge?

16:08Uh, well,

16:09if I may, Sergeant,

16:10we need to deploy task-specific teams.

16:12First,

16:12we'll have Sharpie

16:13and the other sharpshooter bots

16:14establish a defensive perimeter

16:15against Cheddarhead's droid army.

16:17Yes, sir!

16:19Next,

16:20we need all the human officers

16:21to begin a search of the complex

16:22to locate Cheddarhead's position.

16:24You three, follow me!

16:26Yes, sir!

16:27Hey, those are my guys!

16:29There's no time for arguing!

16:31Take the rest of your men

16:32and search the upper floors

16:33while I check out the sub-basements!

16:35Well, I...

16:36Oh, you heard the man!

16:39Find Cheddarhead!

16:40Yes, sir!

16:49Down, bro!

16:59We'll break.

17:00Newmeyer,

17:01find us a way out.

17:12Oh, now,

17:13I wouldn't bother

17:14looking for a way out.

17:17No time for it,

17:19don't you know?

17:23I don't think

17:24that cheese guy's

17:25in the building.

17:26I think Mead's right.

17:28Then where's he

17:28transmitting from?

17:29I found a way out!

17:32There's a tunnel

17:33right behind the back wall

17:34of the reviewing stand.

17:35That must be how

17:36Cheddarhead disappeared.

17:39We have lost contact

17:41with Gerald Prattle,

17:43who was inside

17:43the Planet Planet Casino

17:45when the freak

17:46sinking crisis began.

17:48Oh, my!

17:50I never told him

17:52I loved him!

17:53I loved him!

18:00Oh, the scum!

18:02He's filled

18:02the tunnels

18:03with cheese!

18:04RoboCop, we're running out of time

18:14Wabash, clear the way

18:18Head drill

18:20Not the head drill

18:23Hang on while I go out for a spin

18:25There goes his lunch

18:27Uncle Lyle

18:33It's only

18:35I did it for you

18:37How did you get here?

18:47Under arrest, Shedderhead

18:49Stop the sinkhole and surrender

18:52Too late, Cap

18:55Then you leave me no choice

18:57Please, no

19:00Some can't achieve

19:03Then stop the clock, creep

19:05No way

19:06So that's where the controls are

19:11No

19:13Huh?

19:23Yeah

19:33Hey, hey, hey

19:40Back off now

19:41Well, I may be going down RoboCop

19:46But you and your Cap

19:48Friends are going with me

19:51What did you do?

19:54When trouble comes

20:00When trouble comes, the new Detroit Police Department knows how to handle it

20:03Murphy, get out of there, the tower's collapsing

20:08Murphy

20:19Murphy

20:19Cable arm

20:31I believe this arrest falls under your jurisdiction, Sergeant Meade

20:50Good job, officer

20:51I'll mention your work to your sergeant

20:53Nice working with you, Murph

20:56Whoa

20:57Uh, same here, big guy

21:00So, Sergeant Meade, who is the best cop now?

21:05Well, I gotta admit

21:06RoboCop is one heck of a police officer

21:10Well, it takes a big man to admit it

21:12Of course, anybody can buy a robot

21:15He's not a robot

21:16That's what the judges said

21:18Listen up, you hammerhead

21:20What you call me?

21:21You heard me?

21:22You're a hammerhead

21:23You look like a hammerhead

21:24Head like granite

21:25Your head is a piece of granite

21:27I will crack your head in a minute

21:28You ain't learned nothing

21:29Since the day I

21:30We'll be right back after these messages

21:35And now

21:39Back to the show, citizens

22:00Back to the show

22:12We'll be right back each other

22:17Help!

22:47Help!

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