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00:00Dope
00:29RoboCop
00:37RoboCop
00:51RoboCop
00:57The chopper was coming in like this.
01:16I grabbed a piece of cable and looped it over on the landing skits.
01:19Then the cable held the chopper.
01:22Splish! It crashed right into the water below.
01:25Oops, I need a towel.
01:28And then what?
01:29And then you'll have to use your imagination, because the rest is classified.
01:34Aw, man!
01:37Morning, Murphy.
01:40Sorry, sport. You know the rules.
01:43Oh, and by the way, I heard from your father.
01:45He's going to be in town this weekend on some sort of sales trip.
01:48So? I thought you two could spend some time together.
01:51He's already sent the key over to the hotel where he's staying.
01:54Oh, Mom, do I have to see him? It's total dull, Phil.
02:00Matt, honey, I know your father is kind of, well, distant and quiet.
02:07But you don't get to see him that often.
02:10Big deal. I mean, who cares?
02:14Let me get you some jam.
02:17Maybe I could meet your father this weekend.
02:23You really want to?
02:25He's pretty boring.
02:27I'd like to meet him.
02:30Okay.
02:32Murphy, strawberry or peach?
02:35Ah!
02:37Ah!
02:38Oh, my ankle!
02:40Mom!
02:40Don't move.
02:44I don't detect any broken bones.
02:46Only a severe sprain.
02:48I slip on milk?
02:50This is how I sprained my ankle?
02:53Ah!
02:55Ah!
02:56Mom!
02:57Be careful!
02:58Let's escort you to the hospital.
02:59Thanks.
03:05Well, Matt, I guess you're spending the weekend with your father after all.
03:09Whoopee.
03:10Real action-packed excitement with old super salesman Dad.
03:13How long will Agent Miner be recuperating?
03:21Two, three days at most.
03:23Although she feels she's ready to go now.
03:26Ah, that's our Agent Miner.
03:28In the meantime, something's come up.
03:31Intelligence reports tell us that Dark is trying to build a super laser.
03:36How much do we know?
03:37Not much.
03:39That's why you'll be working with someone from the Department of Weaponry.
03:42Laser expert.
03:44Really knows his stuff.
03:45A D.O.W. special agent.
03:48Do I know him?
03:49I don't think so.
03:51Neither do I.
03:52But I hear he's one of their best.
03:55Special Agent Bravo's found a Dark informant with news about the super laser.
04:00Someone's informing against Dark?
04:02That's risky.
04:03Indeed.
04:05Bravo's arranged a meeting site for later today.
04:08I've already transmitted the rendezvous coordinates to your onboard computer.
04:12Got it.
04:13Take care.
04:14Understood.
04:22Wrist locator.
04:24So, I'm not the only one looking for Agent Bravo.
04:37Two against one.
04:38They'll need backup.
04:42They must have heard me.
04:43And you must be RoboCap.
05:13Pleasure to meet you.
05:15Excuse me.
05:16Disc shooter.
05:20Looks like we're gonna work well together.
05:27Hey!
05:30Dark's been shipping parts for its super laser through three different cities, including New Detroit.
05:35We don't know where they're going, but we know what they'll do when they get there.
05:39A super laser that size isn't very mobile, but it doesn't have to be.
05:59Well, they could take out half the planet before we shut them down.
06:04That's if they finish building it.
06:06It's up to you and me to see they don't.
06:08Yes, it is.
06:13You've found a dark informant?
06:15Well, it wasn't easy.
06:16You know how persuasive dark can be with people who try to leave them.
06:21We're meeting him in an hour.
06:22Very public place.
06:23I don't think dark will try anything.
06:27Dad?
06:28Where have you been?
06:29Matt, I didn't realize you'd be here so soon.
06:33Gosh, I must have mixed up the times.
06:36Hey, RoboCop!
06:37So you met my dad.
06:38Back in one minute.
06:4510-4.
06:48And now, back to the show.
06:55You're Matt's father?
06:58Oh, name's Joe Minor.
06:59Multipurpose Office Supply, Southeast District.
07:01RoboCop knows your salesman, Dad?
07:04It's okay.
07:05Chest compartment.
07:06Your mother was worried you might need these,
07:08so she asked me to bring them to you.
07:10Socks.
07:12Oh, man.
07:16Here, Matt.
07:17Go put your stuff away in the bathroom.
07:19In a pile on the floor doesn't count.
07:22Okay, Dad.
07:24You're Matt's father?
07:26You know my son?
07:27Nancy Minor and I worked together for Division Alpha.
07:30I knew she was divorced, but not this.
07:33She doesn't know.
07:33I work deep cover for the Department of Weapons.
07:37She thinks I sell staplers.
07:40What now?
07:40With Matt here in the informants meeting.
07:42We can't stay here.
07:44Not after Doc's little welcoming committee downstairs.
07:47But Matt.
07:48He's going back to Nancy's right now.
07:51She sprained her ankle this morning.
07:52She's still at the hospital.
07:53Then the safest place for Matt is with us.
07:58At least for now.
07:59Dad?
08:00All done.
08:02Oh, perfect, Matt.
08:03I have a surprise.
08:05How about we go to a ball game?
08:07A Tigers game?
08:09But, Dad, you hate baseball.
08:13Oh, hey, but you like it, right?
08:14Your mom said you have a pretty good arm.
08:17Yeah?
08:18All right.
08:19RoboCop's coming, too.
08:22Deal.
08:23Your father is very persuasive.
08:26He's a good salesman.
08:30Oh, I want a hot dog.
08:32And a soda.
08:33And some peanuts.
08:35And can I have an ice cream, too?
08:38Pennant, mister.
08:39Before it gets too dark.
08:42Oh, say, how about a pennant, Matt?
08:49Just don't eat it.
08:50Ha, ha.
08:52Yeah, okay.
08:53I guess.
08:55RoboCop, I'll catch up with you two.
08:57Understood.
09:02Special Asian Bravo.
09:03We need to talk.
09:06What do you know about the super laser?
09:09More than I can tell you here.
09:11Here, take this.
09:12There's a microchip inside.
09:14Location, delivery schedules, the works.
09:17Look out!
09:27Thanks for the ice cream.
09:30RoboCop?
09:31You're welcome.
09:32Stay behind me.
09:33Get down.
09:34Matt, I'll be right back.
09:36I'll hang here.
09:37They found me.
09:38Dark found me.
09:39They're going to take me out for trying to leave.
09:41Well, they'll have to get through me first.
09:52RoboCop!
09:55Dark isn't as shy as I thought.
09:58I'm calling in the chopper.
09:59Where's Matt?
10:00Hey, Dad!
10:02RoboCop!
10:03Matt!
10:03We have to go.
10:05Now!
10:06Huh?
10:07What's going on?
10:08It's all right, Matt.
10:09We'll explain on board.
10:11What?
10:11On board what?
10:24Dad?
10:25I know this is all kind of weird,
10:27but RoboCop knows what he's doing.
10:30Everything's going to be okay.
10:37Two dark choppers on our tail.
10:41Dad, stop!
10:42You don't know what you're doing.
10:44Well, actually, son, I do.
10:47This may be a little hard to understand,
10:48but Matt, your dad is a spy.
10:51No, he's not.
10:52He sells staplers.
10:54My mom's a special agent.
10:56Actually, son, I am too.
10:58You're a spy?
11:00Cool!
11:01It's getting too hot in here for you.
11:17What?
11:18What do you mean?
11:22Okay, you two.
11:23Inside!
11:24Now!
11:24I love you, Matt.
11:29I love you, too, Dad.
11:36The microchip!
11:40My dad needs that!
11:41It's too late now!
11:43No, it's not!
11:45No, kid, come back!
11:46They're down.
12:01They're safe.
12:05Matt's safe.
12:07It's okay now.
12:09You need this, Dad?
12:11Matt!
12:13Oh, thanks, son.
12:16Maybe you can tell us where we need to be heading.
12:33Where the superlaser is?
12:38How do you feel about France?
12:41Awesome!
12:42I took beginning French last quarter.
12:44Oh, no, you don't.
12:45As soon as we can set this thing down safely,
12:47you're going home.
12:48But, Dad...
12:51More dark choppers.
12:54We should be able to outrun them.
12:57If we don't set down,
12:58then we'll be over the Atlantic Ocean
13:00in less than 15 minutes.
13:01I can do the talking!
13:04Le jam bon!
13:05That means ham!
13:11Obey the law.
13:12Welcome back, citizens.
13:20There's the superlaser supply line.
13:22According to the microchip,
13:23there's an abandoned observatory in the mountains.
13:26Oh, yes.
13:27The perfect place for a superlaser.
13:31As soon as RoboCop and I have made our jump,
13:33P-11 is taking you home.
13:35But, Dad...
13:36This is a major covert operation.
13:39I can't believe I'm having this conversation in the first place.
13:42Look,
13:43you mean more to me than anything else in the world.
13:46I do?
13:47If anything happened to you,
13:50I'd never forgive myself.
13:52You wouldn't?
13:53What?
13:53You don't know that?
13:55You don't know how much I love you?
13:57I thought I knew you were a staple salesman.
14:01And that's not true.
14:02Matt,
14:03there's a reason why I do the work I do.
14:07Why I try as hard as I can,
14:09maybe too hard,
14:10to keep the world a little bit safer.
14:13Yeah,
14:14it's about duty,
14:15and it's about our country,
14:16and everything else.
14:17But,
14:17above all,
14:19I do what I do
14:20because of you.
14:29Something's locked on the chopper.
14:31Incoming missile!
14:35Guess I'm coming with you after all, huh, Dad?
14:38Ugh,
14:38I don't believe this.
14:40Woo!
14:42So much for the element of surprise.
14:44If Doc didn't know we were coming,
14:46they do now.
14:47Parachute!
14:57The observatory is only a few hundred meters away.
15:00I'll stay here with Matt until you signal me.
15:03Dad,
15:03I'll be okay alone.
15:05Matt,
15:05not now.
15:07Here,
15:07go hide these chutes by those fallen logs.
15:09No, Matt.
15:13Be quiet.
15:15Here, Matt.
15:15Hide the chutes.
15:16Let's move.
15:19Oh, no!
15:32Dad!
15:33when will she be ready to taste i can hardly wait to see the vision alpha go up in smoke
15:47the mount is operational director gone off the reflector satellite is now in position
15:52we await your command sir excellent power up the laser
15:57wait wait well what do we have here i know that face we've met before yes
16:12it's agent bravo come to admire our little project yes actually i've come to shut you down
16:21well you have confidence i like that in my targets hang him up over there
16:36test laser on him now
16:50are we ready hmm oh by the way this will hurt
17:02but not for long shall we begin the count
17:06oh no no
17:20fire
17:26perfect that's my boy
17:30get that kid reset the laser forget the taste fired now bless the priests and targets now
17:37now starting with the vision alpha match
17:46robocop well you're here too huh this is getting crowded eliminate him eliminate them all
17:55and you're here too huh
18:07and you're here too huh
18:137-10 split
18:26Bingo
18:28No one can stop it now
18:35Fire
18:43Let me go
18:54Mad
18:55Chest heart beat
18:58The laser
19:11This whole place is gonna go
19:13I don't know how much time we'll have before it goes
19:20I understand
19:21Wait, wait
19:34Come back you fools
19:36The laser is still working
19:38Look, look, the controls are disjammed
19:41Come back, come back
19:43I will help you
19:44Help you
19:46Eliminated
19:49Well, that's the end of the dark laser weapon
20:03Job well done
20:05Well, that's the end of the dark laser weapon
20:15Job well done
20:17Well, like father, like son
20:19Right, Matt?
20:20Yeah, Dad
20:21Like father, like son
20:23Matt
20:28Matt
20:30Oh, my baby
20:31I missed you so much
20:33Oh, mom
20:35Nancy, it's good to see you
20:37It's good to see you too, Joe
20:39Thanks for taking care of Matt
20:41I hope everything was okay
20:42It was fun
20:44Dad took me to a Tigers game
20:46Really?
20:47Really?
20:47Really?
20:47Really?
20:47Really?
20:47Well, good
20:48See?
20:49I told you it would be fun
20:51You have no idea
20:52Come on in
20:54Thank you, Agent Minor
20:55Joe, I want you to meet Murphy
21:01He and I work together
21:02Oh, yeah
21:03We met already
21:03On the steps
21:04On the way in
21:05I'm ready for action
21:07Can't wait to get back to work
21:08How about you, Murphy?
21:09Ready when you are, Minor
21:11Gosh, I hope it wasn't too boring for you, Matt
21:14No, Dad
21:15I'm gonna remember this weekend
21:17For the rest of my life
21:19Uh, when can we do it again?
21:26Don't move, citizen
21:27We'll be right back
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