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00:29RoboCop
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00:53RoboCop
03:00Gerald, record-breaking heat has brought record-breaking problems.
03:07Riots have broken out all over the city.
03:09There simply aren't enough police to go around.
03:11And with the phone lines down and broadcast equipment overwhelmed by the heat, if you're actually watching us, it's a miracle.
03:20Oh, wait, that came out wrong.
03:29Murphy, you're breaking up. Can you hear me?
03:31Murphy?
03:34Murphy?
03:43Murphy, can you hear me?
03:46Not well.
03:46Our comm links haven't worked for days now.
03:50The whole city's in flames and we can't even call for backup.
03:53What's wrong with you?
04:04Storage, Finn.
04:09It must be the heat.
04:10Hey, free TV.
04:19Let's go.
04:20Me first.
04:20Drop the bike.
04:47I said stop.
04:50Allow me to handle this.
04:52Roller plates.
04:54Heel rockets.
04:55Keep moving forward, Richie.
05:08Never look back.
05:09That's it.
05:10Steady.
05:11Don't lose faith.
05:12You got it.
05:13Easy for you to say.
05:23You are breaking the law.
05:25There is no law.
05:26Not anymore.
05:28You're wrong.
05:33We've been on duty for nearly 20 hours.
05:35Let's take this creep in and call it a day.
05:42Murphy?
06:01Murphy?
06:02Murph?
06:05Hey, what's going on, partner?
06:07Somewhere.
06:09Maybe out there in this city, perhaps.
06:11I have a wife.
06:13And I have a son.
06:14When I was becoming who I've become, I never had the chance to see them one last time.
06:20I never said goodbye.
06:24Murphy.
06:26I'm sorry.
06:28That's all.
06:29I don't know how you must feel.
06:31Maybe I can't even imagine.
06:34But I'm sorry.
06:41If these phones don't start working soon, I'm going to use them all for target practice.
06:48Sergeant Reed!
06:50Take a look at this.
06:54In my office, now.
06:57Okay, thanks very much for coming, ladies and gentlemen.
07:00Oh, great.
07:01First clear signal in days, and it's Deputy Mayor Goodrich.
07:04Somebody change the channel.
07:10Neumeyer, you fixed my air conditioning yet?
07:13Ah, the repair manual was useless.
07:18Sergeant, there's something very unusual about this riot.
07:21You mean besides every cop on the force is working double shifts without brakes, and we still haven't contained this thing?
07:27This looks like sabotage.
07:30Whoever damaged the bridge used an argon-based laser.
07:33Doubt it.
07:34Argon-based lasers don't even exist yet.
07:37No one's figured out how to build one without getting blown up.
07:39Maybe someone has.
07:41Let me see that.
07:42Sergeant Reed, think you want to see this?
07:44The employees of our fair city have been stretched to the point of breaking during these difficult days.
07:56They've given us everything they've got, and still, the city burns.
08:01But I offer a solution designed and manufactured by Mr. Brink, CEO of the Civic Harmony Corporation.
08:12We are HarmonyBots, a revolution in government staffing.
08:16Crime prevention, crowd control, search and rescue.
08:20We do everything, and do it well.
08:23There is no problem too large or too small for a HarmonyBot.
08:30Oh, great. Just what we need. Flying jukeboxes.
08:34Once the HarmonyBots are in place, the people who have given their all to New Detroit, the police, the fire department, in fact, all civil services, will receive at all expenses paid vacation at the Aqua Oasis Resort.
08:51Did we just say vacation?
08:53Harmony Corporation.
08:55On behalf of Mr. Brink, this is our way of saying thank you to the ones who have given so much.
09:04Without order, society ceases.
09:07We want HarmonyBots!
09:09We want HarmonyBots!
09:11We want HarmonyBots!
09:12We want HarmonyBots!
09:14We want HarmonyBots!
09:16We want HarmonyBots!
09:18We want HarmonyBots!
09:19We want HarmonyBots!
09:21All units repeat. All units burglary in progress. Armory Reserve, corner Lawrence and Ormandy.
09:27The Armory? That's a weapons depot.
09:30We must assume whoever broke in will be well armed.
09:33Murphy.
09:34Yes?
09:35This is Lawrence and Ormandy.
09:50Obey the law.
09:58Welcome back, citizens.
10:03We have to get out of here!
10:04We have to get out of here!
10:05You are right!
10:11You are right! Hang on!
10:25This is bad.
10:27Oh! This is worse!
10:30You are all under arrest.
10:49You have the right to remain silent.
10:51You have the right to remain silent, and you have the right to remain silent, and you have the right to remain silent.
11:21You have the right to remain silent, and you have the right to remain silent.
11:51Without order, society ceases.
11:57Without order, society ceases.
12:00Without order, society ceases.
12:04I never thought I'd be so happy to see something so ugly.
12:14Indeed.
12:15I never thought I'd be so happy.
12:16I never thought I'd be so happy.
12:17I never thought I'd be so happy.
12:21I never thought I'd be so happy.
12:22I never thought I'd be so happy.
12:23I never thought I'd be so happy.
12:27I never thought I'd be so happy.
12:28I never thought I'd be so happy.
12:29I never thought I'd be so happy.
12:34I never thought I'd be so happy.
12:35I never thought I'd be so happy.
12:36I never thought I'd be so happy.
12:37I never thought I'd be so happy.
12:42I never thought I'd be so happy.
12:57Thanks to the HarmonyBots, this riot could be over any minute now.
13:01The solution may be worse than the problem.
13:04Oh, you like the other solution.
13:07The one where you and I get vaporized by looters into little tiny bits.
13:11I don't trust the HarmonyBots.
13:13Call it a hunch.
13:14A hunch?
13:15You?
13:16I'm happy to report that thanks to Civic Harmony, rioting has been stopped in 83% of the city.
13:24Water has been restored to most homes and businesses, and full power will be back on shortly.
13:30On behalf of Mr. Brink and the Civic Harmony Corporation, we are delighted with the success of our HarmonyBots in New Detroit.
13:40Know that Civic Harmony won't rest until HarmonyBots are hard at work serving the good citizens in every city, in every nation in the world.
13:51Without order, society ceases.
13:55That was perfect. Return jamming frequency to 100%, Mr. Worthy.
14:00Yes, Mr. Brink.
14:02The people of New Detroit are such ignorant sheep, they don't even realize we've manufactured the entire riot.
14:08A brilliant operation, a brilliant!
14:11Well, we can't take credit for the hideous heat, but we did seize the opportunity.
14:17It's simple, really.
14:18First, disrupt communications, then cut off water and power.
14:23Finally, create enough damage to generate more damage.
14:29The people are so easily fooled.
14:33Except for him.
14:34He's been a thorn in my side for far too long.
14:38We're close to solving that problem, sir.
14:41We expect to uncover the information you desire shortly.
14:45Good.
14:46I'll be rid of a Robocop forever.
14:49And then the world will be ours.
14:58Sergeant Reed, say hello before I say goodbye.
15:01Why? Where are you going?
15:03To the Agua Oasis Resort.
15:05Courtesy of the good people at Civic Harmony Corporation.
15:09But Sergeant, New Detroit is still in trouble.
15:15Strictly clean up at this point, big guy.
15:18The Harmony bots can handle it.
15:19I've got people who haven't had ten minutes off since this whole thing started.
15:23I'd rather have them collapse into a nice warm hot tub than collapse behind the wheel of a squad car.
15:28Sergeant, I suspect these...
15:35Harmony bots are part of something much more sinister.
15:38Go on.
15:42It's more like a feeling. A hunch.
15:44You? A hunch?
15:46Must be the heat.
15:48That's what I said.
15:49The riot's under control.
15:51City services are coming back online.
15:54I get two weeks at the Agua Oasis Resort.
15:57Sorry, Murphy, but I'm not seeing a problem here.
16:00I'll send you a postcard!
16:05Police are out of our hair now.
16:07How close are we to solving our little Robocop mystery?
16:11It hasn't been easy, Mr. Brink.
16:13Nothing of value ever is, Mr. Worthy.
16:15Thanks to Special Agent Elsa Lustig, we know Robocop's previous identity, Alex J. Murphy.
16:21His wife and son disappeared into a federal protected custody program even we couldn't crack.
16:27Oh, but we could, if we had a DNA sample from Robocop to work with.
16:32But we don't. Robocop's left no hair, no skin, no fluids. I know all that.
16:37Ah, then we remembered his breath.
16:41Paris news records show a young American named Murphy saving a French girl's painting from a thief.
16:47How gallant. How foolish.
16:49I don't understand.
16:51Does this help?
16:55Elsa Lustig.
16:57Alpha said you and your team of agents were killed.
16:59They were as easy to fool as you.
17:03Welcome to the City of Light, Robocop.
17:11From his voice print and his own breath collected from sensors in Agent Elsa Lustig's holographic color,
17:17we think we've come up with something.
17:19Robocop's own breath signature, as unique as his own DNA, with a 0.4% margin for error.
17:26We're running match tests on all students attending school state by state, sir.
17:32What's that?
17:36We've found them, sir.
17:37We've found Robocop's wife and son.
17:44Put down that remote.
17:51And now, back to the show, citizens.
17:56Hey, my air conditioner's working.
18:00Thanks, HarmonyBots.
18:02The water's back on.
18:04Thanks, HarmonyBots.
18:12Thank you, MartyBot.
18:16There is something very wrong with all of this.
18:18Never look a gift bot in the mouth.
18:24That looks like fun.
18:26Noise exceeds mandated level.
18:32Unauthorized use of city water resource.
18:35What's that HarmonyBot doing?
18:37You are under arrest.
18:39Please do not move.
18:40Flight from an arrest is punishable by 10 years hard labor.
18:45This is your first warning.
18:47There will be no second.
18:49There will be no second actions.
18:50Without order!
18:51So sorry.
18:52The truth.
18:53The truth.
18:54The truth.
18:55The truth.
18:56The truth.
18:58The truth.
18:59Must be the heat.
19:05Hmm. Tell me more about that hunch of yours.
19:11Well, they'll get the TV working soon enough.
19:14Can't expect them to fix everything overnight.
19:18Welcome to Pacwa Oasis Resorts.
19:21Please exit through the front of the bus.
19:29Sun and fun. Here I come.
19:38Boy, it's bright.
19:43What?
19:46Okay, joke's over. What's going on here?
19:50Police officers are no longer necessary in New Detroit.
19:54You have all been reassigned here.
19:56Oh, you picked the wrong cop on the wrong day, pally.
20:01No, we did not.
20:03Without order, society ceases.
20:09Sergeant Reed's pile of rocks is over there.
20:20There, see in there?
20:21Hmm. Looks like a laser.
20:24Oh, but that's standard equipment for a peacekeeping bot.
20:27An argon laser? I don't think so.
20:29Argon?
20:30Like from the sabotage drawbridge?
20:32And that storefront during the riots?
20:34You think the Harmony bots actually caused the riots in the first place?
20:39And now they're in control.
20:42I'm calling Alpha Prime on this one.
20:44You can't call anyone. I've already tried.
20:46I believe it's all part of their plan.
20:48So what do we do now?
20:50Beat them at their own game.
20:52Let's roll.
21:02We've lost two more Harmony bots.
21:04That's 15 today.
21:06It could be a computer virus causing malfunctions, or perhaps the heat, or...
21:10I know what the problem is.
21:12And its name is Robocop.
21:14But a cure is at hand.
21:17I'm sure he'll agree that my terms are fair.
21:20Robocop turns himself over to me,
21:23or I destroy his wife and son.
21:27We'll be right back after these messages.
21:36And now...
21:38Back to the show, citizens.
21:40Back to the show, citizens.
22:10Back to the show, citizens.
22:11Back to the show, citizens.
22:12Be their host, citizens.
22:13Back to the show, citizens.
22:15Back to the show, citizens.
22:16It's all right.
22:16Back to the show, citizens.
22:17The place is west.
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