01:0015 seconds to drop zone, bay doors open, get ready to go, alpha agents robocop and miner confirming, we are standing by, our mission looks simple enough,
01:27we make a low level drop from this copter to the dark base below, then if the fake identification codes of P-11 broadcasts are accepted, we should gain entrance to the base's main structure.
01:38Then we find our way to the base's central computer core where I interface with their control system and download all of their agent files and operations records.
01:45If we're successful, alpha will be able to expose dark's operations worldwide.
01:51Once we have the info, we evacuate and P-11 picks us up.
01:55All in five minutes.
01:56He's a cake.
02:16Parachute.
02:26Charming place, Dark has here.
02:43They sure know how to pick a remote base.
02:46Wipers.
02:47I'm reading no external sensors and no life forms.
02:57That fits for a robot run base.
03:00I hate wearing this.
03:02All part of our cover, in case anyone asks.
03:05It's a robot run base. Who's going to ask?
03:17So far, so good.
03:43Miner, hold up.
03:45Problem?
03:45Just a little one.
03:47Where's their security?
03:49They're probably just around the next corner.
03:51Maybe they bought the dark ID code P-11 was transmitting.
03:55Maybe.
03:55Let's get the files and beat it back out of here before my creep meter pegs off the chart.
04:17I'm scanning for broadcasts in the data transfer frequency range.
04:21Hold it.
04:22I found the signal.
04:24There it is.
04:25The dark information is in that unit.
04:29You can't be serious.
04:31That's...
04:31That's the unit.
04:33A uniform information unit 2,000.
04:36Dark stole the prototype from Division Alpha months ago.
04:40Obviously, Dark modified the design into something more ominous.
04:43Self-aware and self-defending.
04:55This could get interesting.
04:56And it's...
05:04the air is the same in that unit.
05:05I was using the air is the same in that unit.
05:09And it's still over the sun.
05:11But the energy is the same in that unit.
05:12It's still over.
05:13Huh.
05:13We were doing it.
05:14Cut.
05:14Security breach level 5.
05:16Security breach level 5.
05:18Security breach level 5.
05:19It's Racer, level five.
05:20RoboCop, look out!
05:33Stop, or I'll blast your chips into dip.
05:43Sound, general, alarm.
05:45Initiate the escape sequence.
05:49Multiple dark choppers incoming.
05:57How shall I proceed?
05:59We're not ready for pickup yet.
06:00Draw them away.
06:02Affirmative.
06:02Decoy plan underway.
06:06Let me guess.
06:07We just lost our ride.
06:19Uh-oh.
06:21Not good.
06:24I'm hit.
06:25Bailing out.
06:35Obey the law.
06:40Welcome back, citizens.
06:41Initiate base self-destruct sequence.
06:52Computer auto-destruct sequence initiated.
06:55Sixty seconds.
06:56Oh, I hate it when that happens.
07:03We'll never catch it.
07:05We have to.
07:06It's got all the files.
07:07Timed explosive.
07:10It's RoboCop from the top of the key.
07:17Escape route disabled.
07:18Oh, it went boom.
07:21Auto-destruct in 30 seconds.
07:24Let's not overstay our welcome.
07:26Right behind you.
07:27I told those clowns in finance not to skimp on remote site security.
07:47But does Dark ever listen?
07:48No.
07:49Now I get stuck cleaning up their mess.
07:52Have the other chopper fly cover.
07:53Number two, you're with me.
07:57Three, two, one.
08:06Auto-data destruct.
08:08Probability of your destruction is now 98.9% assured.
08:30I've forgotten how much I abhor robots.
08:34It's RoboCop and Miner.
08:36Oh, they've got the U-2's central core unit.
08:42I'm getting a signal from P-11.
08:45He's down.
08:47And so is our chopper.
08:48Must return to Dark.
08:50I've activated the U-2's homing programs.
08:58Oh, this should complicate RoboCop's plans.
09:09No, you don't.
09:10Skies.
09:14Heal rockets.
09:18Oh, no.
09:25Murphy.
09:27Oh, no! Murphy!
09:40Ugh, that's just great!
09:42Your probability of survival is too low to calculate. Let go!
09:47Not unless you come with me!
09:50Marta Kludge, what are you doing here?
09:52Dark asked me to check out the alarm you fools triggered!
09:56Consider yourself checked out!
10:02I forgot to adjust for range! That is just so annoying!
10:10Probability we'll all be blown to bits is greater than 99%!
10:14Kludge, have you considered hitting the missile destruct button?
10:26Good idea! Hit the missile destruct button! Now! Now!
10:29I am trying, you trash cans! It's not responding!
10:35We're going to explode!
10:37Your data storage system is centralized here, correct?
10:40Huh? Well, yeah. So what?
10:43This may be all I need!
10:45That may be all you need!
10:47Me!
10:53Airbags!
11:01Are you alright?
11:02Am I alright? Look at me!
11:04And that bouncing is not good for my circuits!
11:07It wasn't good for mine, either!
11:10Miner, do you read me? Miner!
11:13Chainsaw!
11:15Hey, wait! What are you doing?
11:19The information you have on the Directorate of Anarchy, Revenge and Chaos is vital to Division Alpha. You're coming with me!
11:25Well, if that's all! You're welcome to try, but those Dark Agents are right on your tail!
11:35Get the tracking devices online! Hurry!
11:37We have to find that robot! And Robocop!
11:41He's probably damaged from that fall!
11:50And I intend to put him out of his misery personally!
11:55Miner to Robo! Miner to Robo! Murphy! Where are you?
12:01Can you hear me? Report in! Murphy!
12:07P-11, I'm afraid I'm gonna need your amplifier to try and boost the signal to Murphy!
12:11If you can get a signal out of here, can you call for some motor oil?
12:15My... solenoids are killing me!
12:17Why not sit down and rest? The Dark Agents will capture you and at least you won't be so tired!
12:29Be quiet!
12:30Oooh! Touchy!
12:32No, I'm receiving a signal!
12:34What exactly are you made out of? Cardboard?
12:38I can still operate at peak capacity after 2,000 pounds per square inch of impact!
12:42Don't tempt me!
12:44Look at me! And my communications are still function-
12:47Hey, what are you doing?
12:48I need your hardware to send a signal!
12:50Hey, stop it!
12:52That tickles!
12:55Ouch! That smart!
12:57A homing device!
12:59You have been signaling those Dark Agents from the very beginning!
13:02That's my job! Remember? I work for them!
13:05But you're coming with me! Back to that base! It's our best chance out of here!
13:10You keep telling yourself that! Me? I'm betting on Dark!
13:13It's Murphy! He's alive! He's out there but he's alive!
13:25According to his signal, Kluge is out there too!
13:29We're gonna need reinforcements if we can get our own signal out!
13:33There! There's the homing signal! Everyone, armaments on!
13:38We'll drop out of the sky and blast Robocop away!
13:41Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
13:59Robocop, you're mine!
14:08The homing chip?
14:09No!
14:11You're stopping! Smart move! Let's just settle down and wait!
14:13I don't care how bad this storm gets! I want that Dark information back and I want it now!
14:15And if Robocop tries to get in the way, good!
14:17He must be heading back to the base!
14:19That's where we left his little buddy!
14:20Fly a low search pattern toward the site!
14:21Do it!
14:55The base!
14:56That's if we actually get across!
15:01According to my calculations, it will support our weight!
15:04Oh, this is a bad idea! A great big bad idea!
15:07Ice-dates!
15:13Ice-dates!
15:26What are you doing?
15:27I work for Dark! Remember?
15:29I work for Dark! Remember?
15:30I remember!
15:39I remember!
15:40Looks like they forgot!
15:50Oh, that's what you're doing!
15:51You're doing!
15:52You're doing!
15:53He's doing that!
15:54You're doing that!
15:55Oh, that's what I've got!
15:56Oh, what about me?
15:57Oh, that's what I've got!
15:58Oh, that's what I've got!
16:03Put down that remote!
16:06We'll be right back!
16:08And now, back to the show, citizens.
16:38Flippers.
17:03Here goes.
17:04Division Alpha HQ, Division Alpha HQ, Code Red in the field. Repeat, Code Red in the field.
17:15Division Alpha HQ responding.
17:18Yes!
17:31Blaster.
17:34announced.
17:54No!
17:55Foot plungers.
18:13You two.
18:16Where are you?
18:21Don't you understand?
18:26Your team would rather destroy you than give up the information you contain.
18:31I don't trust any of you.
18:36Come on, Division Alpha. Come on down.
18:39Stop swinging me. I'm going to toss my chips.
18:59Now what?
19:06I definitely need a race.
19:08Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? That's my face!
19:10What are you doing with my face?
19:15Take off! Take off and circle back until we find out who that is!
19:19Come on, Division Alpha. Come on, Division Alpha.
19:49End of the game!
19:50The Division Alpha choppers...
19:55No!
19:57Division Alpha choppers, ugh!
19:59Flery MPH
20:00Well...the day wasn't a complete loss.
20:13The day wasn't a complete loss.
20:16See you next time, Globo-Cleap.
20:21Murphy! Murphy, are you all right?
20:24The chopper, get that chopper, it's got the data droid!
20:28No, let them go!
20:29Huh?
20:30Trust me.
20:32What? Oh!
20:35Where? Where's the data?
20:38Where's the information?
20:39Station!
20:42Oh, this cannot be happening!
20:52Hey! Hey! It's getting stuffy in here!
20:55Chest compartment.
20:58So that's where you stashed him.
21:00But I'm afraid he requires immediate repair.
21:03Well, if I'm going to be stuck in your camp, then I demand better treatment.
21:08I will require a Class 4 levitation base, not a Class 3.
21:12I want a 10-deck memory chip stack, not a measly 6-deck.
21:16And don't think I will know the difference.
21:18And I want...
21:19There. Repairs all done.
21:29We'll be right back after these messages.
21:32And now...
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