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00:00Go, Go, Go
00:29Go, Go, Go
00:59Now this is what I call a grand prize
01:09Two tickets on the maiden voyage of the S.S. Colosso
01:13Sure was lucky I went to the policeman's ball this year
01:16Statistically speaking, luck had nothing to do with it
01:19You bought the entire roll of raffle tickets
01:21So? It was still a great deal
01:24I really needed a vacation
01:26Anyway, you got no reason to squawk
01:28I invited you along, didn't I?
01:30For which I am, of course, grateful
01:32Come on, Murph
01:34Get psyched!
01:35Even new Detroit's Cop of the Year needs a little rest and relaxation
01:39I'm not sure how relaxing this will be
01:41News reports indicate that the Colossal may have serious problems
01:44Hey, the ship's brand new
01:47State of the art
01:48Now what could go wrong?
01:49Ban the Colossal!
01:51Ban the Colossal!
01:53Ban the Colossal!
01:54Ban the Colossal!
01:57I'm here with the owner of the S.S. Colossal, Archibald Royce
02:01Which is about to set sail for England
02:03Well, Mr. Royce, are you excited?
02:06Positively thrilled, Miss Glibley
02:08The Colossal is the most advanced hydrofoil cruise ship in the world
02:12It can cross the Atlantic in under two days
02:15While offering the world's most elegant shipboard experience
02:18But what do you say about the many environmental groups
02:22Who claim that the Colossal's engine is a nuclear catastrophe waiting to happen?
02:28Nonsense!
02:29I have total confidence in this vessel
02:31We have a shipload of the world's wealthiest people
02:34I've even brought my own fiancé along
02:36In fact, we are to be weatherboard ship this very night
02:39Pull!
02:47Got you!
02:49Pull!
02:50Yes!
02:52Pull!
02:53This geek shooting is a real blast, Murphy
02:55You ought to try it!
02:57I get my target practice back home
02:58Now see ya!
03:04What the devil?
03:07Got him!
03:08Woo-hoo!
03:09Data probe
03:11Think I'll take a dip in the pool
03:19Get you later at the buffet
03:21Now see here
03:26You have no right to mess up this ship's equipment
03:28This ship's equipment messed up all on its own
03:31Ridiculous!
03:39Now if you continue these acts of vandalism
03:42I'll see to it that all repairs are charged to you personally
03:46This is gonna be an expensive trip
03:51Pretty clever blaming me for his lousy robot saw fun
04:01Say this carpet is wet
04:09Leaking pipe, substandard wiring, a regular safety code nightmare
04:19Attention passengers, remember this evening's feature event is the marriage ceremony of Archibald Royce in the Grand Banquet Hall
04:35Hope they're serving a lemon cake
04:36Hope they're serving a lemon cake
04:37At least it would go with the rest of the ship
04:39Oh no, dirty, definitely dirty
04:42Vanilla yogurt, please
04:44I'm sorry ma'am
04:47We do not serve manila toga yeast
04:49No, I said vanilla yogurt, please
04:54I'm sorry ma'am
04:57We do not serve gorilla yoga fleece
04:59Oh, this is just absurd
05:03Allow me madam
05:04It must have a faulty voice recognition ship
05:07The lady asked for vanilla yogurt
05:10It's a perfectly simple request
05:12I'm sorry ma'am
05:14We do not serve puree of pimple chest
05:17Uh, the buffet is all you can eat burp
05:24Not all you can wear
05:26We need to chat
05:27Maybe after lunch
05:29But remember, no cop talk
05:30We're on vacation
05:32Not good, no, no
05:35Just sturdy, just sturdy, just sturdy
05:37Gotta clean, gotta clean
05:39Hey, back off
05:42Blasted, I'm unarmed
05:44In more ways than one
05:48The service droid model 2030
06:01Some assembly definitely required
06:04I win again
06:09Sarge, you're not listening to me
06:12No, you're not listening to me
06:15I'm totally stressed out
06:17I haven't had time off in five years
06:20So I am trying
06:21No, I am determined to relax
06:24This ship is a floating disaster
06:26So they gotta work out a few bugs
06:29Big deal
06:30Just because something goes a little bit wrong
06:33Doesn't mean you have to go investigate
06:35Besides, Royce has me scheduled to do my lecture later this afternoon
06:40And I don't want you messing that up
06:42Attention passengers
06:44Our seafood spectacular
06:47Will begin serving in two minutes on the siesta deck
06:51Now, if you'll excuse me
06:54I'm gonna go investigate some cracked crab
06:57Help!
07:00Help!
07:01Help!
07:03Help me!
07:04Now this is really heavy
07:12Ow!
07:13Ow!
07:14Ow!
07:14Ow!
07:15Ow!
07:15Ow!
07:16Ow!
07:16Ow!
07:17Ow!
07:18Ow!
07:19Ow!
07:20Ow!
07:21Ow!
07:22Ow!
07:23Ow!
07:24Ow!
07:25Ow!
07:27Ow!
07:28ett.
07:29mammer
07:42Ow!
07:43Ow!
07:44Ow!
07:45Ow!
07:46Ow!
07:47Ow!
07:48Ow!
07:49Ow!
07:50Ow!
07:51Ow!
07:52Ow!
07:53Ow!
07:54I strongly suggest you stop the ship and return it to port before the whole thing sinks.
08:00Honestly, if this ship were the least bit dangerous, would I risk bringing along my bride-to-be?
08:07That depends on how well she can tread water.
08:11I know. Why don't I introduce you to her? You have a lot in common.
08:17Dearest, could you pop him for a moment?
08:39This is my fiancée.
08:45Francesca?
08:47Back in one minute. 10-4.
08:56And now, back to the show.
09:04Robocop? What are you doing here?
09:07Oh, just lying around.
09:09I'm so sorry. I was just practicing an old gymnastics routine when you...
09:14Stepped into the light of fire?
09:15Isn't she fabulous?
09:17I was on a hunting trip when I found her living in the wilds of Alaska.
09:22And we've been together ever since.
09:25Francesca, why don't you get some rest before the ceremony tonight?
09:28It's going to be quite a blowout.
09:31All right, Archie, I will.
09:32Sweet dreams, my little bombshell.
09:39Well, what do you think, Mr. Murphy?
09:42I'll admit she's not much to look at.
09:46But she's very obedient.
09:49I'd better leave.
09:51Suddenly I feel a little sick to my stomach.
09:53Boy, giving that lecture was a real kicker.
10:11I feel like a million bucks.
10:13What about you, Murphy?
10:14Finally getting into the swing of things?
10:16Just to tell you the truth, Sarge, I feel a cramp coming on.
10:19You go ahead.
10:20Oh!
10:20I'll catch up.
10:23Fist probe.
10:23The engine room.
10:43Well, it'll do.
10:46Just throw it.
10:53Well, what do you know?
10:56Seems Royce has been rolling around with Dark.
10:59Let go!
11:00What are you doing here?
11:02I might ask you the same question.
11:04I was up on the deck when I saw you get in the service elevator.
11:09I thought you'd simply made a mistake.
11:11Until I saw you skulking about down here like a common criminal.
11:15It's Royce who's the criminal.
11:17I just found out he's tied in with Dark.
11:19Dark?
11:21I don't believe it.
11:23Nevertheless, if you'll just let me finish scanning the files...
11:26No!
11:28Archibald is a wonderful man.
11:30He rescued me.
11:31He takes care of me.
11:33He loves me.
11:35He doesn't, Francesca.
11:36You should hear how he talks about you behind your back.
11:39To him, you're nothing but another prize.
11:41A trophy.
11:42No worse.
11:43An obedient cyborg pet.
11:44How dare you!
11:47Wait!
11:53Francesca!
11:54You there!
11:54Intruder!
11:57Put your hands up!
11:59Actually, I prefer hands off!
12:01Okay, Deputy Droid.
12:14Tell me everything you know about Royce and about this ship right now.
12:18What do you want?
12:31I know you don't believe me.
12:34But maybe you'll believe this.
12:36It's everything you don't want to know about your husband-to-be.
12:39Get out.
12:40Consider it a wedding gift.
13:05Attention, passengers.
13:07The Royce wedding will begin in five minutes.
13:10That's my cue.
13:13Not so fast, creep.
13:15I had a little chat with your security droids.
13:18I know you bought some kind of electronic triggering device from our friends at Dark.
13:22The question is, what do you plan to blow up?
13:25Bully for you, Robocop.
13:27You and the rest of my critics are quite right about this ship.
13:31The Colossal is indeed a colossal mess.
13:34You simply have no idea.
13:37Yes, actually, I do.
13:38Here's a complete list of all design flaws and safety violations.
13:43Well, as you might imagine, it would cost far more than the ship is worth to fix it all.
13:49So instead, you're going to sink the ship.
13:53And collect a tidy insurance settlement.
13:56With all those rumors of sabotage and terrorist threats I spread to the media, the blame is sure to fall where it belongs.
14:04Far from me.
14:07No sale, Royce.
14:09Even if you sink the Colossal, there will be a shipload of salvageable evidence.
14:15The Colossal's nuclear power plant is so shoddy, it'll split open as soon as it hits bottom.
14:21Any recovery effort would be unthinkably hazardous.
14:24There's only one last bit of business to take care of now.
14:29And that's you.
14:41Pity.
14:42Now we'll have to scratch his name off the guest list.
14:50Obey the law.
14:54Welcome back, citizens.
15:05Light preserver.
15:09Foot propellers.
15:10Dearly beloved, we are here assembled this evening to merge this man and this, uh, this...
15:36Woman.
15:37Woman, of course, woman.
15:39Woman, uh, in wedded optimization.
15:46Baby, shh.
15:48Keep it down.
15:49It's a wedding, not a wake.
15:55Come on.
15:58Let's get you a little fresh sea air.
16:02Just a little more.
16:04Oh!
16:09Now, if anyone present possesses any data to demonstrate why these two should not be linked
16:22in matrimonial compatibility, let them speak now.
16:26You've got that right.
16:31Here, darling.
16:32Something to remember me by.
16:33There's a bomb in this room.
16:50Everyone, evacuate in an ordinate...
16:52What do you mean, a bomb?
16:57The ship's security droids made sure nothing dangerous came on board.
17:02Then what's this?
17:05The ring must be the triggering device Royce bought from Dark.
17:07Which also means, the bomb components inside you must have been inert, undetectable to that
17:13bogus ring activated it.
17:15I guess Dark installed a self-destruct device when they built me.
17:19Afraid so.
17:21Now Royce is going to use you to blow up his rotten excuse for a shift.
17:27Here, let me.
17:42This cruise even has the best fireworks.
17:48You're gonna be okay.
17:53Where is he?
17:57Sometimes you have to do things the old-fashioned way.
18:09We'd better do some damage control, and I'm not talking about your broken heart.
18:13Don't worry about me, Murphy.
18:15I'm pretty tough.
18:16So I noticed.
18:17Let's go.
18:27I'll pop you by the leash.
18:36That shouldn't be hard.
18:40Water pump.
18:48Look!
18:49The hole's too big.
19:04I'll never get it sealed in time.
19:08Let's get back up on deck.
19:10I have another idea.
19:18Grappling hooks.
19:18One colossal on the rocks.
19:34One colossal on the rocks.
19:34Leaving so soon, darling?
20:03Officers, this disc contains all of the relevant evidence and a video confession by Mr. Royce.
20:18Murphy!
20:18I've been looking all over for you.
20:21Boy, some great cruise, huh?
20:23Yeah, a thrill a minute.
20:25Well, actually, I only have one complaint.
20:27Did you notice how cold it got last night?
20:29It's like there was an iceberg in my cabin.
20:32You're close.
20:33No, as for you, young lady...
20:35Uh, Francesca?
20:37Where is she?
20:38I'll be gone by the time you play this, Murphy.
20:50Just as well.
20:50Well, see, I finally figured out you're the only one who's ever really cared about me.
20:56Right now, I need time alone to think and to mend.
21:02But maybe someday I'll track you down and we can sort it all out.
21:08Meanwhile, take care of yourself.
21:10What have you got there?
21:14Sarge, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
21:18Murph, I think you're confusing your old movies.
21:28Don't move, citizen.
21:32And now, back to the show.
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21:42That's right, Yakko, Wacko, and their adorable sister Dot are ready to wreak loads of havoc on Kids WB.
21:48Don't move a muscle.
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