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00:00it's seen better days it's beautiful i don't care if it's out of tune
00:13oh that's what this is how i feel when i'm on tour basically like
00:19like in theory it's all nice but it's actually quite nasty
00:25okay let's watch telly
00:26thanks old girl you did good she's a beauty you can go to sleep now she just needs a little tickle go
00:35back to bed this is what we've tuned in for look at this oh wow it's pretty racy telly isn't it
00:46oh what oh no oh this is awful i'm crying oh
00:55i'm happy yeah that makes me happy this is better you my people we've all got an undercarriage
01:03don't grow up in the week you grant nodded off at wimbledon we enjoyed lots of great telly
01:12singletons were full of hope as they looked for love abroad on discovery plus people probably say
01:17i'm a people pleaser like to say yes not no and i have like a resting happy face a resting happy
01:24face i think that would annoy me quite quick someone's just almost like this yeah you you're
01:29one of those people that um frown upon people's happiness you are like it's that's such an amazing
01:36trait to have and you're like oh you dump some because they're too happy
01:41uh netflix was full of singers and boxers the sort of singing style of today is for you and your
01:58generation yeah and to me it all sounds somewhat the same like that but like your music's like
02:07baby like that i tried it just for once found it all out for kicks then you discovered it's a
02:13habit of sticks so you're an orgasm addict oh you're always at it bus cops it's a classic
02:21and more couples were hoping to hit it off on their first date so where's that you come from uh
02:27london okay where do you come i live in guildford sorry oh i know guildford yeah we're fairly close
02:32yes we are i've had two long distance relationships oh you fool awful awful this the whole time you're
02:39pining and pining is quite romantic for a little romantic and then you get together and you're like
02:43oh you're very close to me your pores are very close to me i prefer you to be further away like a
02:52country away behind the screen in brighton i like your socks joe they're um they're tartan
03:07where are they from scotland friends roisin and joe you're not from scotland i get all my socks in
03:14scotland i do i get myself i get my socks from scotland my trousers from wales and my top and my
03:21underwear from england and ireland i get i accessorize i accessorize from ireland okay
03:30socks from scotland trousers from wales tops and underwear from england i don't care about the rest
03:36of your clothes i only cared about the socks the rest of your clothes are boring the socks add some
03:41pizzazz do you want to work up my luggage no mainland europe this week on netflix 50 aspiring
03:48singers all turned out for a once in a lifetime opportunity you've been in a in a band two bands
03:57and what were they called at school what were they called aragon yeah and enormous derek okay
04:04did you or did you not write a song called the wizard's sleeve it was not called the wizard's
04:14sleeve the album was called the wizard's dream the wizard's sleeve it's going to be really really
04:21interesting to form a band without seeing each other oh what so the idea is they form the band
04:27on the sound alone i think you'll probably produce a better group by going off with just talent alone
04:32really you think so oh my god it's love is blind for bands yeah i'm kind of scared the other singers
04:38aren't gonna really like me or like my voice what's all these little boobs they go in pods how cool is
04:44that i'd happily just sit in there and have some time to myself i'd hate it i'm ready to be around a
04:50group of guys that i can call my brothers and be a great band ah okay so he wants to be in a boy
04:55band my name is dunzel this song has always spoke to my heart has always spoke to my soul oh she's
05:00perked up and i hope it speaks to yours too okay well let's see if it speaks to our souls too
05:06our souls he's gonna sing well isn't he oh he's gonna be good happy birthday to you
05:15oh i like that oh great voice oh god oh it's beautiful it's actually really good it's actually
05:25it's quite good that's a voice oh this world could give i want him oh so they hit a button
05:35to see if they like him i'd hit the button absolutely i would have done it the second
05:39you're happy without me oh god he's so good oh that's gorgeous he doesn't need a band my name's
05:52alia i am 22 years old oh alia please be good maybe i should trap religion her voice sounds beautiful
06:01already doesn't it yeah now my tummy hurts he's in love with her well she's great well yeah she's got a
06:08great voice this place really called it's brilliant he's changed his mind now what's he doing he wants
06:17a boy band alia this donzel okay i think these are gonna get on honestly i was thinking of all
06:26all guy group oh but then after i heard your voice i changed my mind i want a mixed group oh he's changed
06:32he's mine oh fickle air pinky promise real quick okay air pinky promise oh that's it now they're locked
06:41in no matter what i 100 want to be in a boy band landon donzel said the same thing player let's see
06:47my name is landon i am 20 years old and i'm from st george utah he's cute can he persuade donzel to
06:54change his mind back again today i'm gonna be singing a classic britney spears song oh oh please be
07:00toxic i like britney britney's brilliant yeah baby can't you see i'm calling yes i said that you called
07:14it but i'm not feeling this even from the first couple things look okay it's dangerous i'm falling
07:20i think he's gonna betray donzel i would love to do a mixed band
07:50oh oh oh he wants a boy band oh i'm picturing like me you a couple other guys and i feel like
08:00we could have a unit and literally be like nsync yeah that is what i want we could all wear dungarees
08:07donzel that's what you wanted initially but are you now going to snake alia that's the question
08:11we're like oh you know what's he gonna do donzel where's your integrity sir donzel don't
08:24let's do it oh no don't do that you donzel
08:30i'm so hi he's gonna have to tell a liar i was really excited to talk to you and get to know you
08:40oh no i don't mind just tell her like how did you get started and how did how did music come about
08:46that's not the question to ask the question is are we still an item i didn't even know i could sing
08:51but then like at church people was like say like yo you should take this serious and i'm like what do
08:55y'all take what series dude cut to the chase just tell her you don't want her anymore donzel
09:01the last couple of years i like went through some hard trials with my mom and i had to take care of
09:05her my mom had had just been through like breast cancer oh my god oh god don't almost like losing
09:14her just like made me have this other perspective like on life oh no oh this is awful you can't drop her
09:21now how how have your conversations been going am i still even on your like choices like hey buddy you
09:28should say that i'm not gonna lie i started talking to landon thinking about a boy band and i was like
09:36i'm gonna go boy band oh oh that's how we did it but after just talking again i was like no i need to be
09:46you in a leader like if i don't have to be a leader he just says what people need to hear he's a flip-flopper
09:53he's literally a flip-flopper he could be in two bands one girl one you could be like there's people
09:58who have a secret family that the other one doesn't know about oh i'm just going to get some butter
10:02from down the road oh my lord guys i've just got to go and put the rubbish out oh my god
10:09in essex what are you chewing on huh what are you chewing on then my lip well why i don't know i
10:18always have weird little habits i like bite my lip obviously like i bite my nails you know i tap my
10:22forehead a lot best mates jordan and perry even doing when we're performing on stage though if you're about
10:28to do a flip yeah i'm on stage doing it and that whole rhythm comes out there it's really hard to keep
10:37up with the routine and do that yeah skills play the bills player that's me and that's your skill
10:44what does jordan bring to the group get a load of this
10:51on tuesday there was some transatlantic dating on discovery plus hey clay you're single would
10:57you let me match make you no no what do you mean no right away who would you put me with would you
11:02not trust me i don't know oh i know all about long distance relationships an absolute load of bollocks
11:12i once went on a date where i lived in paris with a french girl
11:18so i might be able to bring some expertise to this i've got a friend who's married to someone
11:22who lives abroad and he quite likes it because he's got to come back here for work so he gets to
11:26be away from her quite a lot that sounds like a good relationship oh yeah rock solid i'm victoria
11:32hi victoria i love karate i love her three years ago i moved to the best in the world new york can
11:39i just say it's chaos dating in new york i tried to do it myself messy in a few hours i'm headed to the
11:45airport going to ireland how exciting ireland you do love irish accent i love an irish accent i mean
11:51i do love a ginger i love a ginger i love a ginger that's why i'm going to ireland love some freckles
11:57they drink a lot i mean she has to stereotype the whole notion she's going to ireland because
12:01you think they drink a lot they're ginger and they have freckles sorry she calls herself an equal
12:08opportunity date her this is the matchmaker but what it actually means is that she's desperate to date
12:15anyone wow all right straight up yes to date anyone i want to see your wish list oh wish list
12:24there we go all right let's find out what she wants so what have we got here okay full head of hair
12:31full head of hair good no bald people right because i feel like i'm like spontaneous and i want someone
12:37with like a dark side a dark side yeah i'm really into golfs yeah or evil villains
12:43yeah preferably stroking a cat on a spinning chair what tattoos do like drugs on the spur of the
12:51moment did she say drugs did she say you know someone who could do drugs on the spur of the moment
12:57i thought she said that what the someone like wild like maybe they've been arrested
13:03i've been in prison she wants an absolute rogue you normally you say i quite like bad boys but i
13:09shouldn't she got really excited i need him to have been arrested a few tattoos preferably on the
13:14neck i really love a mug shot today is my first official date katarina has picked an oyster farm for
13:22our date spot an oyster farm bit obvious an oyster farm with a bad boy so the match i have for victoria
13:29is dave dave dave dave dave dave the dangerous dave dangerous dave watch out let's see if an irish bad boy
13:39is the kind of guy victoria needs irish bad boy come on where's dave at freaking hell
13:48how is he how are you how are you good how are you very good nice to meet you he looks like a nice
14:01boy no he looks quite nice doesn't he so just there ah there you go oh god don't give dangerous dave a
14:11hose can i blast myself with it can i blast myself with it whoa he's mad he's mad he's mad
14:23fucking mad that was kind of sore actually no shit of course it was you just jet washed your face dave
14:30probably got a black eye yeah quite sure actually victoria seems like she's up for good fun and i
14:38really like that about her i appreciated that so like i wouldn't mind like sleeping with her
14:46dave is unbelievable that is definitely an aprodisiac i am getting so excited
14:52i'm feeling randy now what about you i'm feeling randy
14:56you sweet talking bastard imagine in broad daylight without a drink without even a bit of flirting
15:04someone just goes i've got the horn uh just to let you know i have an erection um i've had four
15:11oysters and uh i'm as hard as a tank let me try some egg like a green sauce do how's that oh that's
15:18a good is that enough he's gonna be put too much in there and there's going to be another dave wild
15:22moment isn't it not wrong yeah
15:30well that's taken the horn out of him speaking of spice let's put something in my eye wait please do
15:39it please do it please do it please do it please do it what are you doing no no no no no
15:47oh
15:59oh my eye
16:06he's an absolute fucking lunacy for her next date great icebreaker like to be able to go what's your
16:14worst first date no one would believe her yeah that's true a guy turned up with a train
16:18horn that told me he was horny and then poured tabasco in his eyes yeah and sprayed himself in
16:24the face with a high-pressured hose
16:33in birmingham can i just say thank you for putting the bins out i totally forgot i woke up this morning
16:38i was like oh i forgot the bins and then looked outside the bins are out there okay sir
16:43allison her son aiden and her sister sandra you're like the bin angel
16:49the bin angel that was a bin angel i looked outside i was like oh my golden child has done it
16:57thanks okay well done yeah you can put them out for me well done back thanks the only reason you
17:03remembered it was that was you out all night yeah because i was up all night so i had the whole
17:08night to remember it oh on friday there were more awkward encounters keeping us entertained on
17:16channel four yeah oh i'm so good at this i love first dates i never dated it wasn't really a thing
17:24when we were younger was it you know you kind of ended up that you snogged somebody and then you
17:27were going out with them yeah was it or not as the case as the case may be yeah come on let's find
17:32some love me and ben do date night sometimes you know we once went to the emergency vet in the middle
17:40of the night and we sort of treated it like a date when the car park going oh this is nice just me and
17:46you the dog had eaten a chocolate orange we had to go and get a stomach pumped it was really romantic
17:5329 year old business owner sophie is hoping to add romance to her agenda oh sophie absolutely
18:02nailing it sophie's got the shop window open for business nice to meet you sophie look there's fred
18:08hot what an incredible look you have here with all your tattoos thank you what an incredible look you
18:13have before your tattoos i'm a bisexual woman so i'm looking for a romantic relationship with a
18:21woman oh she's looking for a woman we love the bi girlies and i have female friends but you know i
18:27think i'm looking for something that's a bit of a stronger connection than that she's kind she's nice
18:32she's looking for a nice relationship this is this is great this is what we want to hear sophie's date
18:36is emily a massage therapist who's a pro at releasing stress do you know what they're gonna go wow
18:42together i can see look at these two hello hi wow i love you i'm freezing i'm so sorry nice to meet
18:51you how can they not hit it off they seem happy but also they've only had one hug what do you mean
18:57they seem happy no they they don't look horrified no you look stunning so do you thank you i wasn't sure
19:05if this was a bit otp what they're having your boobs out at dinner no it's fine well they just look
19:11like twins if you turn the lights off oh there's a wage film who's this fella ben nerves right but yeah
19:18it's um dragon boat man it's different why this dude popped out of nowhere definitely different isn't
19:23his dear coming well i hope so actually how has he been stood up oh what's oh poor fella i'm really
19:32confused yeah who is this guy who's the guy what's your date in like history what's your dating history
19:38good question so i'm actually really not practiced and dating at all okay is that what you asked right
19:45at the start what's your dating history people do not have time to mess around okay all right it's
19:49a fast world this is my first date with a woman whoa really yes well you're doing great she's way
20:00more confident than her actually good review geez that's scary yeah ma'am but you're stunning
20:05so are you thank you yeah you are very my type for sure thank you you very much are boom
20:10girls are so much kinder aren't they it's genuine yeah it's like no you are so um big reveal who's the
20:20dude i'm married really she's married see this is why i don't like first date so she's on a dating show
20:30it's the guy at the bar and he's here right now turn over my husband is at the bar oh boom that's the bloke
20:39at the bar oh my god are they going to be a thruple i mean yeah but surely you ask if somebody's
20:49interested in being a thruple it's got to be by by prior agreement surely a thruple you don't just
20:55thruple someone no you can't you can't thruple someone as a surprise or can you hello how are you
21:01okay i'm good going good going good good this is ricky maybe i'm too practical for this kind of
21:08thing but all like where's he gonna see it see i it's not for me this i don't even like sharing my
21:14sweets let me give you a hug i'm emily hi emily's not mucking around how are you i'm good how are you
21:23how are you feeling a bit more nerve well actually no not as not as nervous as i was yeah no i'm not
21:32nervous it's very good i think i was very nervous i think i might get another drink in a minute
21:40he says three quarters of a glass
21:46i might get another you were very nervous to tell me about your situations yeah so i said so i have a
21:54husband and i was just like slay slay baby wow you got a husband so easy like proper like couple
22:05goals energy you two is it is that couple goals this is you know emily's confident because she's
22:10handling two first dates at the same time like it's nothing yeah and no one prepped her ever yeah
22:15exactly she was like uh okay when i was in my late 20s i discovered this thing polyamory non-monogamy
22:21she's into it she's into it so is that a thruple of polyamory yeah exactly that part of it for me
22:29is like witnessing that love and that connection between the primary couple it's a funny old world
22:35isn't it so would you like to see each other again of course here we go absolutely love to see you
22:43again i think you're lovely and i think kind of we had a really good connection i thought so they did
22:48there's a guy to your left by the way just to let you know there's a fella there as well i agree
22:54i would love to see you guys again oh look how relieved he is look he's buzzing
22:59no time like the president guys what the hell that is quite complicated come on let's have a three-way
23:09kiss no no no come on no we love each other no matches sat in their feet like that can i get a kiss
23:18i can hear you kissing behind me in london i was ready to show you how i can actually look like a
23:34grinch oh okay hold on hannah and a friend tim
23:51yeah it's perfect now now just the cross about christmas that is amazing okay i've never been
23:59attracted to you before but now now i've always i've always wanted to snog the grinch on saturday
24:08it was a rock and roll reunion that was making headlines on the bbc
24:15the news
24:18let me have a go
24:19good afternoon good afternoon hello good afternoon i like you you know that blonde woman
24:29oasis have thanked their fans for putting up with them over the years after performing their first
24:34gig since 2009. yes are you excited uh yeah are you going to see him oh yeah yeah i love oasis
24:44do you have the time that's great that was green day yeah bro that's that's not how you lead with
24:52with praise for a band you love the gallagher brothers took to the stage at cardiff's principality
24:57stadium last night for the first show in their world tour welcome back boys stories have been
25:02circulating that what broke up the band in the first place was that liam threw a plum at noel's
25:08head no that was the straw that broke the oasis donkey back yeah and here they are liam and noel
25:16their hands clasped together and raised to the sky in an image that's already gone around the world
25:22i've noticed that liam was like this it's like we love each other but we don't really 62 000
25:30fans in cardiff's principality stadium and they were all mad for it i wanted to get some tickets but i
25:36couldn't get out i couldn't get any sold out literally sold out wow should you like to try
25:40texting one of them i don't know her oh no we don't like the text there was a text like nolan i don't
25:48know yeah go on just drop in your face if you can go stupid he does love an anorak he's a snappy
25:56dresser he's a snappy but hottest day of the year in a black anorak he couldn't go out in a t-shirt
26:01though what a t-shirt and a bucket hat significantly one of the first songs they played was acquiesce
26:06one of the few oasis tracks to feature both liam and noel on vocals they wrote some amazing songs
26:15and made some amazing music working class heroes and that's what they are and that's what i love
26:21about them i'm absolutely emotional i i had tears running down my face i'll be honest with you because
26:27to me i grew up with them bands how many bucket hats do you think were in cardiff last night i think
26:32cardiff was full it was a wash with bucket teaming with the bucket hat they ended with a brief hug
26:37now there's just 40 more shows to go do you think they're going to fall out again yeah
26:43do you think if we didn't speak to each other for 20 years we'd sell more books
26:46i think anyone would care but would we go in with our arms held up high would be like
26:54all right leamington spa make some noise
26:56you've got you've got high hopes for us all right mertha tidville library don't make too much noise
27:04it's the library imagine if anton deck like had a massive falling out like oasis oh it would never
27:09happen it would never happen no you might win an nto if that happened i think i think that's your
27:14own that's your that's your only chance i hope it does
27:26in north london what are you doing i'm cutting up my wrap with scissors yeah do you not use do you
27:32not use scissors no do you not really sandwiches best friends sarah and claire look watch all right
27:39ready yeah look how perfect that is oh oh no scissors babe have a go all right honestly much better than
27:49a knife all the fillings don't follow me husband thinks i'm absolutely crackers he hates it look see
27:54you've done it you've done it isn't that good look how nice that is yeah you scissors on everything
28:00babe can we do a cheers cheers cheers on Thursday night olivia atwood was chasing perfection again on
28:09itv2 i need a skincare routine my skin's awful mm-hmm it's okay that's not great what the hell was that
28:19let's see how much we can not look away yeah okay great i like laugh out loud but like just can't
28:24look away i'm olivia atwood oh my god okay i gotta look away what is this and i'm no stranger to a
28:33tweakment or two just gonna put me off my wrap with us brits spending billions of pounds a year on
28:39what was that this is the one where i start off going you should grow old gracefully and then at the
28:44end i'm trying to write down the surgeon's name and number so you want more projection yeah so i'm back
28:50look now what's the matter of the rest come on sit bigger to discover the real price we're willing
28:55to pay you can't believe it for perfection that's right you'll never be perfect will you no i don't
29:02mean you price of perfection let's go come on men how can we be more perfect a tail a tail you should get a
29:15tail in the next couple of weeks i'm getting uh my eyebrows tattooed on i've come to a clinic in
29:23birmingham to meet a guy who is one of an increasing number of men turning to liposuction for a quick
29:29fix on the torso oh so get rid of the little old pot belly yeah i'd have a bit of that liposuction
29:36there's nothing i'll be like suck the fat out of you i'm meeting michael and his wife in there
29:41then we have a little look at his instagram i'm not ashamed to say for the years i've gained a bit
29:47of a dad box i mean who hasn't what he's getting lipo he looks better than me now i was gonna say he
29:52looks fine what we're trying to do now is get the abs back wherever they are in there somewhere oh so he
29:57used to have abs doesn't bother me enough you like a man boo no i'm not saying i like that what cup
30:02what size cup do you like nothing bigger than me which is basically i heard more people like
30:07dad bods than don't yeah i think everyone says that i think every partner says they like your
30:11dad bod until you get into an argument no suddenly they tell you like a melted ice cream and everyone's
30:16feelings get hurt it's just what i've heard he's about to have 360 lipo all the way around unless it
30:23costs three pounds six and then he's having this fat transferred to his shoulders traps biceps
30:32like how does that even work because would it not be like all doughy you can't get fat and put it
30:36up there it's just going to dribble down again this is a superb idea there are no downsides to this
30:43nice big wobbly shoulders yes i mean what is the price do you remember me asking because there's
30:49quite a lot of stuff 12 9.95 13 grand i'm gonna say 12 but yeah 13 grand oh that's a lot of money
30:57bob he's ready wow this is welcome back so oh what the hell no hold on they didn't have to give him
31:08and just i know socks a little bit higher it sucks it it's come on what are we watching here dr
31:15posano uses an ultrasound cannula really go in there don't they that's horrible that's just
31:21sucking fat out yeah all right ready steady oh god oh my god what's that coming out or going in coming
31:34out do not waste it no one throw this tab away it's just going in his shoulders so now i'm doing the
31:41front of the of the sides feel like i've got to know better than i thought you're going to be so
31:45sore you're going to be so sore bro can you please turn that light off oh yeah turn the lights off
31:51it's unbearable to watch this is a really good time i'm having with you why did you change the
31:57lighting so i'm just double checking the definition that i was able to scout so far oh my goodness shut up
32:05no way do you know what i'm sold i might go i might go and get it uh by uh working with the shadows
32:14okay imagine going to sleep fat yeah waking up slim with a six pack yeah sure that'll be pretty cool
32:22in total five liters of fat have been removed and just over half a liter is being injected back
32:28into michael's upper body i'm fascinated is that half a liter what your drink is your paint well now
32:34you've compared it to that i'm not going to be drinking anymore that's probably about just short
32:38500 isn't it michael had a rough two weeks recovering i bet he did that was quite a lot
32:47they have done right let's see it wow that's annoyed me that has why because i've had to work at mine
33:00my hunkiness i wasn't given it for under 13 grand no would you get would you ever go in and do this
33:07now i know they do it like that yeah but my eyes oh you had the eyelids cut off oh my god you were
33:13awake weren't you yeah did it smell like chicken when they were sizzling it away you could smell it
33:18i have a facial does that count no no what if i put in a tight ponytail and it lifts up my face a bit
33:24that's fine get me another bubble i need another bubble in manchester i don't keep snacks often in
33:35that don't you i have no control i'm really bad i eat so many nuts friends mark and kelly
33:43i love nuts you love nuts for god's sake for god's sake
33:52for crying out loud how old are you how old are you
34:00too old to love nuts
34:01don't give me any more wine on friday it was a british institution making the headlines on the bbc
34:13let's see what's happening in the world claire no news is good news no but the opinion matters you
34:18say it would give the wrong opinion on the news your thoughts quick you've got to sit down before the
34:23music finishes mom right now it's bad luck i've lost my glasses they're there oh too late now bingo halls
34:31may traditionally attract a slightly older crowd really love the game of bingo last time i went to
34:37bingo was 1977 but the industry says more than 40 of new customers are under 35. it's true it's true
34:47the last time i went to bingo i'm telling you everyone was liking their teenagers it's a monday night
34:52in luton oh monday night in luton you had me at luton babe and although the bingo hall isn't full
34:58the mix of people is interesting popping off in there to be fair it looks as bleak as it always did
35:04bingo is good fun what's everybody get out of their pens and put their splodges don't call them pens
35:09they're dabbers look closely and you'll see younger groups i don't want the young involved in my bingo
35:15i want old people charlie who's 25 has been dabbing his bingo card for about a year oh this is fun
35:24i'd like a family group that'd be sick you know i mean little day out my mum and my brother come
35:29for there was about three months i was reluctant at first of course you were charlie then you saw the
35:34light chance to see your mum i suppose something we can do together i can't exactly take her down to
35:38the football court and have a kick about so we'll come here i just don't understand why he can't take his
35:42mum to play football that's true put her in gold i want my grandchildren to take me yeah be nice
35:49wouldn't it yeah bingo has been on quite a journey from the slightly stuffy days look it's from back
35:54when you guys were in the bingo got the black and white days of the 50s and 60s they all look like
36:00my grandma used to look exactly that absolute skirt there look at that oh i used to go with me granny
36:07rider no i i honestly remember the booking next to unit four bingo used to be a thing back in luton
36:14sophia is dabbing multiple sheets at the same time that's mad because you're meant to focus on one
36:19sheet oh she's a double dabber that's not new my my granny rider had about i'm not bullshitting here
36:27she had about ten sheets in an increasingly atomized and fractured world bingo is seeing
36:36a renaissance it's a bit of a deep line there she's done it house i dream about going house
36:45oh some of them they don't don't dream just do it go on shout it now well they don't even say house
36:53anymore sometimes they just go just do it now it's your dream to shout house do it go house
37:01what do i get nothing nothing
37:03in essex i want to have a word with you yeah my gardener yeah is here yeah to do my garden and he
37:17does what he's not here to do is at half two in the afternoon yeah you come round kidnap him to get
37:24him to take you to chelmsford to change a dress rylan and his mom linda i never went tom
37:30how many times you've gone to chelmsford there you go so so not only did you steal him yesterday
37:38from my garden no no let me finish no but let me finish on his way home to take you to chelmsford
37:45to change the same dress two weeks ago you've got him to go and change the dress again and he didn't
37:51leave here at five o'clock yeah we did he left here like well i thought what time he normally leaves
37:55don't tell me because i know what time he left stop robbing my gardener to go and do your personal
38:00shopping please no i needed them it's important so's my garden well in west london do you know
38:08what i got given today look at this this is amazing i got given this from our amazing pawnbroker on the
38:15show dan hatfield good friends ben and cat so dan was going through some stuff and he found some
38:21antique silver spoons from the 1870s and he thought you know ben would love these because these teaspoons
38:27are golf clubs and he knows how much i love golf look at those aren't they beautiful they actually
38:35are beautiful and they'd be great for a dippy egg for dipping like scooping out the dippy egg yeah and
38:40then i thought first of all they were like
38:46victorian nasal removers oh they could be used as tweezers or something couldn't they what you are
38:52actually putting my new silver spoons up your nose cat daily it's okay there's no remnants
38:58no no no you can keep them this week the life or death childhood game came to a dramatic conclusion
39:10on netflix i know you're only on series two yeah but i've got to watch the final now because everyone
39:14will be talking to me about it but you'll forget by next week anyway so you won't ruin it for yourself
39:19i'll probably forget bar tonight true this is it it's all been building to i just want to make sure i'm set
39:24yeah yeah yeah come on this is like it we're done i can't get i can't get in the right zone for it lean
39:32on me no ain't based on a true story is it it's all true you know this no it ain't can't be this
39:44was all over the news like 20 years ago no it wasn't on that island in south korea no did you not know
39:50that no you're winding me yes i'm winding you up yeah all right oh this isn't looking good a new game
40:02players congratulations and welcome to the final game that's the baby is the baby exempt or no the
40:11baby's playing too the baby is two two two you will start on the square pillar move on to the triangle
40:17pillar and finally end on the circle pillar okay so far so good on each shape you will play a pushing
40:24game oh i don't like this a pushing game so basically you just gotta push everybody off if you as a group
40:31manage to push one or more players off while they are still alive the round will end and all remaining
40:37players will move on to the triangle pillar oh this is horrible it's like sumo wrestling
40:42but with your life to begin the first round please press the button on the ground they've got to
40:48find the button where's the button is there a button the game has now begun this is hectic here we go
40:54they should have discussed tactics first if no one objects i say let's vote to see if player 222
40:59is our final pick wait what the baby the baby no don't get rid of the baby you can't get rid of the
41:05baby no wait i object 333 can't do that no that's his baby yeah he is actually the baby's dad oh does
41:17he know he knows but no one else does right i think for this round we should choose someone easier to
41:22eliminate oh no leave him alone i mean he's made himself look quite vulnerable there that one hasn't
41:34they one two five is toast yeah oh hello i've got a weapon all of a sudden i've got a big pole
41:42that's like a javelin now yes you can push people off with it yes what did i do that was so wrong
41:49what was it oh my gosh i thought it was like a hand push we didn't know it was jousting
41:55bye-bye oh he's gone gone pushed him and he's taken the pole with him i'll be only have to chuck one
42:07one off at a time and he's taken the pole with him he's fallen to his death the pool
42:13could you bring the pole back good news is baby's still alive for now okay baby's still safe
42:26a bit later there are only three players left for the final round including 333 who managed to get
42:33hold of another pole hand the baby over what no so hold on a minute the dad wants to get the baby
42:43so he can get rid of the baby and win the game yeah and it's his child that's his own child oh this is
42:48awful oh he's done it oh my god no oh that's precarious oh no he ain't gonna check the baby
43:05oh he's got to get onto the platform first and start the game i think winning a squid game by
43:09hurling an infant it's not my thing hurling an infant are you so just to clarify are you
43:14anti-hurling infants into voids i i think so okay what's he doing he's gonna get the knife
43:26oh four five six come on mate to the rescue
43:31oh one four five six look at that bridge run run and jump right bro run run go on go on oh my
43:39goodness go on oh yes five five six yes good parkour what a jump
43:51oh my lord this is intense now what's he gonna do he's got the pole oh pole v knife
43:58oh he's lost his knife
44:00please press the button at the center of the pillar to begin the final round why are they not
44:05pressing the button oh my gosh they haven't pressed the button yet if they don't press the button
44:09then the round hasn't started so if one of them dies now it doesn't count no
44:12oh that's the bar's gone the bar's gone now what now it's a wrestle
44:27okay now i don't know he survives everything this have a blow ain't he
44:33oh they're both gone
44:35oh
44:46if he falls now he wants him alive because he's not pressed the button it's not gonna count
44:55oh no he's gone oh no
44:57oh no the final round has begun oh oh oh hell
45:09we all know what's gonna happen now he's got no choice it's him or the baby isn't it four five six
45:16values his humanity more than he values his life yeah
45:20oh
45:25crying
45:38that's him going no he ain't gonna fall yes he's falling backwards mum
45:42no
45:49oh man oh he was a good guy
45:53fair play four five six
45:56player four fifty six
45:58eliminated the baby's the winner
46:01that's it so what will happen with the baby now what's he gonna do money he can't even
46:06fucking walk oh my god we're done though
46:11what do you do now this is what i hate about the series now like what now what do i do yeah
46:17take a sip of water and go home yes sir well i am home should we go to bed
46:24should we go up
46:25the gallagher's remember their chaotic rise to musical domination in the 90s oasis supersonic
46:38stream now unless you're at heaton park tonight and you can stream series one of the couple next
46:43door have a saucy binge perhaps before the new series starts monday at nine next tonight it's new first
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