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00:00Previously on Mama June Family Crisis,
00:03me and your daddy are not gonna be together anymore.
00:06Now that Ella knows Josh and I are getting a divorce,
00:09we've started the separation process.
00:11Me and Josh are doing this thing called nesting.
00:14He's at the house for a week.
00:16I'm at the house for a week.
00:17So I just made my bed at the warehouse.
00:20I'm just taking it at mom's for a week.
00:22And we've been doing our best to get along
00:25because the kids' well-being is our main priority.
00:27I mean, speaking of Ella starting school,
00:29I'd like to kind of like be a part of that.
00:31It's fine.
00:32I'm also moving into a new warehouse
00:35and only have a week to get out.
00:36This place is so big, we don't even use half of it.
00:40If I can make a little bit of a budget cut here,
00:42then I can have more money to spend on inventory
00:44or more money to pay y'all.
00:45I wanna use this chance as like an open opportunity
00:49to try new things and like keep kind of maybe
00:51like the dating pool open, you know?
00:54Who next?
00:56Even though I'm not ready to tell anyone
00:58what I'm up to, Jessie's been poking her nose
01:01where it doesn't belong.
01:02Where are you going?
01:03Going to a business dinner.
01:05Going somewhere.
01:06There's something going on and I wanna know.
01:08I mean, do you know something I don't know
01:09that she's dating now?
01:11Meanwhile, mama planned a quick 24-hour trip to Colorado
01:15to surprise Alana for her and Anna's birthday tribute.
01:17Look, I think Alana's not pissed that we're surprising her,
01:20but you know she never is mama being.
01:22Oh, well.
01:23Even though Alana told mama not to come.
01:26What are y'all even doing here?
01:27It was the perfect way for the family
01:28to celebrate Anna's first birthday without her
01:31and be together.
01:32I felt like, in a way, it was Anna.
01:35The bird just wanted to get up out of my hand and be free.
01:37She was there with us in that moment.
01:39Say bye-bye, Anna.
01:41Look, mommy.
01:54What?
01:55Mama, you want to see my ground off?
01:57Whoo!
01:58You're getting better.
01:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:00Don't hit each other.
02:01Mama, look.
02:02Look, mama.
02:03Sister, I see you.
02:04Mommy, look.
02:05Look, mama.
02:06Baby, I'm looking at you.
02:07I can't look.
02:09I'm sorry.
02:11I'm sorry.
02:12I'm sorry.
02:14I know he hit you.
02:17I'm sorry.
02:18You know, we just got in a few hours ago
02:21from our whirlwind of a trip to Colorado.
02:24And now that I'm back home, it's still Josh's week,
02:27which means he gets bath time,
02:29and I get to enjoy some pumpkin time.
02:33We can't get both of them.
02:35Susan, yay.
02:36Hello.
02:37Daddy's your daddy.
02:38Daddy.
02:39Daddy.
02:40Daddy's your daddy.
02:41Oh, I love you.
02:42Good shot, baby.
02:43Oh, yeah.
02:44Go give daddy a hug.
02:45Oh, my gosh.
02:46Everybody have fun in Colorado.
02:47Oh, my goodness.
02:49Big old trip for everybody.
02:52Everyone did so good.
02:53Daddy got a pet a dove.
02:54It was so cute.
02:55It was so soft.
02:56Pet a dove?
02:57Yeah, and Gigi let it go.
02:58Remember?
02:59Yeah.
03:00Yeah.
03:01Yeah.
03:02Yeah.
03:03Yeah.
03:04Yeah.
03:05Yeah.
03:06Yeah.
03:07Yeah.
03:08Yeah.
03:09Yeah.
03:10Yeah.
03:11Yeah.
03:12Yeah.
03:13Yeah.
03:14Yeah.
03:15Yeah.
03:16Yeah.
03:19I'm still not used to this whole bird nesting thing.
03:22Like, I feel like a guest in my own house.
03:25But, I mean, I am glad the kids had fun on the trip.
03:29The family trip that I'm, I guess, no longer a part of.
03:34Welcome to my new reality.
03:35Everybody had fun, though, so.
03:39Mommy fixing to go bye-bye.
03:41We're going to go bye-bye.
03:42I am going to go bye-bye.
03:43Susan, yay.
03:44Let me go get my bag, OK?
03:45OK.
03:46I love you.
03:47Put it on the table.
03:48I want you.
03:49I love you.
03:50I want you more.
03:51I want you more.
03:53I guess call me if you need anything, really, you know?
03:55Where are you going?
03:57Um, to my friends.
03:59Bye, Tinky.
04:01I love you.
04:02I love you.
04:06Hey, can I come over?
04:09OK.
04:10I'll be there in a minute.
04:13You know, I do miss my kids when I'm not with them.
04:15I have spent every day with them since they were born.
04:18But with this nesting thing, I do get a couple of days a week for myself.
04:23And I'm not staying at the warehouse every time.
04:26I'm not hungry today.
04:27Well, you can use your, uh...
04:28The machine, yeah, because you're just now cracking it out of the box.
04:43It's bent out the box.
04:44It's bent out the box.
04:45You don't want to use it.
04:46You don't.
04:47Somebody else has got to do it for you.
04:48Well, I mean...
04:49You just said it was so easy.
04:50It is.
04:51You got to put the ingredients in there, and then it freezes.
04:56So, look.
04:58Here goes the protein that you and Katie P talk about.
05:01There's so much around the house.
05:03Jemba.
05:04What?
05:05What are you doing?
05:07Trying to figure out what this creamy thing's all about.
05:10What?
05:11Should I leave?
05:12Oh, wow.
05:13You know, it's kind of nice to be able to go over to my mama's house when Josh is at the house with the kids.
05:19But what I will say is do not be inviting me over here, Jemba, when it is you and Justin's sexy time.
05:25Like, bleh.
05:27No thanks.
05:28It's kind of chunky.
05:29How long are you supposed to stir this?
05:30I don't know, but no, this machine is going to stir all that.
05:34They just said mix it and then freeze it for 24 hours.
05:38But this little thing is going to whip it.
05:40I know.
05:41After you're done.
05:42After it's frozen.
05:43No, it's going to whip it before, baby.
05:45Let me see, June.
05:46Let me see.
05:47Because you're blind.
05:48It's browning batter.
05:50It's good.
05:51I guess it's like some protein, something.
05:53Yeah, it's got collagen, so it's going to make you useful.
05:58It ain't that bad.
05:59I love that.
06:00That's one of my favorite ones.
06:01It's terrible.
06:02You're like on a scale of 10 up here.
06:04Protein, protein, protein, protein, protein.
06:05I don't care.
06:06I just eat whatever.
06:07And you have to be in a calorie deficit to lose weight.
06:09How much do you weigh?
06:11194.3 or 4, I think it is.
06:13Oh, I'm 212.
06:14See?
06:15Because you eat all the time.
06:17That big ass is where your weight stays.
06:19Your ass.
06:20I can't help if I have the biggest don't.
06:23Baby got back.
06:25So how was Josh when you gave the kids back to him after we came back from Colorado?
06:30He was fine.
06:31I'll see him tomorrow for, you know, Ella's first day of school, so.
06:35Okay.
06:36And what about the first day of school?
06:37You're going to drop her ass off?
06:39Well, I know, but it's his days with Ella.
06:41I mean, it's just like Colorado.
06:43Like, I didn't just take the kids and just went to Colorado.
06:47Like, no, I sat there.
06:48I talked to him about it.
06:49Made sure.
06:50Talk about that.
06:51Just pull your ass up and take a picture and say, beep, beep, bye-bye.
06:55It's not how that works, Timo, when you're trying to be adults.
06:58I mean, you know, I did mention it to him the other day, and he was cool with it, so.
07:01I think I might just ride with him.
07:04What?
07:05Just go together.
07:06Riding together?
07:07I mean, what do we need to take two cars for him?
07:10Because y'all go separate ways.
07:13Because what if you got something to do that day, or he's got something to do, you just
07:16ride around him all day long?
07:17No, hell no.
07:18And be Kumbaya with him?
07:19No, but he can drop me back off at my car and do his thing.
07:24Mama just doesn't get it.
07:26Every time she's been with a man, she splits with him, and then that's it.
07:29I just think we're just too toxic for each other.
07:32I need to learn to love myself.
07:34I need to stop toxic relationships.
07:36I'm out.
07:38So she's the last person I'll be taking divorce advice from.
07:42I mean, so you really don't think that I should talk to Josh?
07:45No.
07:46Well, you know, that tells me that I need to, because if you wouldn't, I would.
07:50Yup.
07:51Absolutely.
07:52You know, through this whole divorce, our biggest thing is making this process easy
08:10for Ella.
08:11And the first day of school has always been pretty big for me and Josh.
08:14We've always made that a big deal for her.
08:16And even though we're almost divorced, literally all we have to do is sign the paperwork, I
08:21feel like the least we could do is make Ella's first date normal.
08:32Josh!
08:33Ella!
08:40Ella, great.
08:42We were supposed to be doing this cordial thing and being nice and taking care of the
08:47kids together.
08:48I just don't understand what's going on here.
08:50He knew I was coming and now he's not here.
08:52So what'd you do?
08:53Take Ella to school by yourself?
08:55Because that is not what we agreed on.
09:04Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.
09:07What's his name?
09:08His name is Darren.
09:09Ah!
09:11Juma!
09:12You about to get you a new daughter-in-law.
09:14What the hell?
09:16Let me tell you about the tea.
09:18Oh my lovely Lauren.
09:21Today is the day that me and Josh are gonna make the divorce final.
09:25I really don't even want to go in here and sign these papers if we're being honest.
09:28Lauren, do you want your maiden name back?
09:30Yeah.
09:39Josh!
09:40Ella!
09:45So what'd you do?
09:46Take Ella to school by yourself?
09:48Because that is not what we agreed on.
09:50Oh!
09:51You ready for school, Ellie?
09:52No.
09:53Your mama's calling.
09:54Hello?
09:55Hey!
09:56I thought we agreed to take Ella to school together today.
09:57Hey!
09:58Listen, dude.
09:59I'm literally pulling down the driveway.
10:00We are taking Ella to school together.
10:01Orange.
10:02God, your mama acts like somebody's gonna leave or...
10:03I just farted.
10:04You just farted?
10:05I want smell it.
10:06No, I don't, you weirdo.
10:08All righty.
10:11Ella Grace!
10:12I bought you an outfit.
10:14Okay, that's cute too, but then you can just wear this another time.
10:18Okay.
10:19I don't know what I'm gonna wear.
10:20You're gonna wear this one.
10:21You're gonna wear this one.
10:22I'll wear this one.
10:23You're gonna wear this one.
10:24You're gonna wear this one.
10:25Hey, listen, dude.
10:26I'm literally pulling down the driveway.
10:29We are taking Ella to school together.
10:30Orange.
10:31God, your mama acts like somebody's gonna leave or...
10:33I just farted?
10:34You just farted?
10:35Where are y'all been?
10:36Uh, we had the big kids.
10:39Of course you did.
10:41Well, go get your boot bag and stuff, OK?
10:43Are you going to want this to drop me off?
10:45Of course I am.
10:46OK.
10:47Well.
10:48You better hurry so we're not late on the first day.
10:51I don't care.
10:56Wait on Ella Grace, as usual.
10:58Wait, where are the twins at?
10:59Bubbies?
11:00They're with my mama, babe.
11:03Ever since me and Josh split up, heat slips up
11:06and, like, calls me boo or calls me baby.
11:08And it's like, eh, I'm not that anymore.
11:11I can't believe I let that fly out of the old mouth,
11:14because calling each other pet names and things
11:17was a normality when we were together.
11:19So things are going to fly out by accident.
11:24No harm, no foul.
11:25Did you come in the house?
11:26There wasn't nobody here.
11:27Like, yeah, your truck's not here.
11:29And we agreed together to take.
11:30I took Ella to get breakfast so she could eat
11:32before she went to school.
11:33Well, I'm sorry for, like, freaking out a little bit.
11:36No, I don't.
11:41Mommy and Dad are getting a divorce,
11:43and it doesn't mean that much to me.
11:45Sometimes Mom sleeps here, and sometimes Mom doesn't,
11:48and sometimes Daddy sleeps here, and sometimes Daddy doesn't.
11:51One good thing about the first day of school
11:54is that Mommy and Daddy are taking me together.
11:57Because that means I get all of the attention.
12:09Why are you throwing your book bag?
12:11Come on, you ready?
12:11Come on, you ready?
12:12I'm picking up my hair.
12:13Let Mom put you in the back seat.
12:15Let's go to the first parade.
12:16I don't like school.
12:17We'll go get your seat.
12:18Baby, you need to come on now.
12:32You're going to be late for our little first day of school.
12:36Kayla, I'm going to pack you a good lunch today.
12:40June, ain't nobody going to be late.
12:41Like, we're trying to get up and get ourselves together.
12:44Like, you're in here rushing everybody.
12:46What are you doing?
12:47Making her a lunch.
12:49Katie P, you in here getting ready?
12:51Yeah.
12:51Curling your hair?
12:52I'm going to try.
12:53You're going to try it?
12:54You're going to make you some eggs
12:55before you go to school, Katie P?
12:57No, thank you.
12:58Yeah, I don't even think she likes eggs, June.
13:01I never have.
13:02Eggs are good for you.
13:03It's nine grand of protein every day.
13:03There you go.
13:04Now drop it.
13:05I think it's good.
13:06Here, curl this piece for my back piece.
13:09My hair needs to look skibbity.
13:11Well, listen, I don't know if I speak your language,
13:14but I take my parent duties very seriously,
13:16so we're going to do what we need to do to get the job done.
13:18OK, well, don't fry my hair off.
13:21I'll try not to.
13:22Oh, sure you will.
13:25I mean, Katie P, I got you the favoritest lunch.
13:28All high in protein and good for you.
13:31June.
13:32What the heck?
13:33We don't care about healthy bars.
13:36I'm actually trying to teach Katie P
13:37that it's not all about chips and drinking junk all the time.
13:40My little thing used to be is when I look at the menu,
13:43if your dessert menu sucks, then we ain't eating
13:45at this restaurant.
13:46We're picking somewhere else.
13:48I mean, my health suffered because of it.
13:54You'll have to change the way you look at food.
13:56The worst thing that could happen, I could die.
13:59I want better for myself, and I want better for Katie P.
14:03Now you can go all the way up and just pull it down,
14:07and then just twist it over.
14:10You know, that one's too messed up.
14:13Y'all better hurry up.
14:14We're hurrying, June.
14:15You got 10 minutes to be school in 30.
14:19It's been really great here since, like,
14:21we won custody and stuff, and I'm really happy about that.
14:25But school's finally starting, and I'm glad it's starting
14:28because I need a break from June's hollering.
14:31Looks good to me.
14:32Grab your book bag.
14:33Daddy, come on.
14:34Sure.
14:35Where come this, June, bud?
14:36Like, you got to give us time.
14:37She has to get ready.
14:38Look, I got her some good snacks.
14:39Here, you can show these snacks with your friends.
14:41Oh, June, you coming to school with me?
14:43No.
14:43You're going to show it with your friends?
14:44That's what it looks like, a June lunchbox.
14:47I'll get some, I'll eat some school lunch.
14:49OK.
14:49You don't sound so enthused.
14:51Good.
14:52Good.
14:59Are you excited about your first day?
15:01Sure.
15:02Oh, you love school.
15:04I hate it.
15:05You don't hate school.
15:06I really, really do.
15:07I know you really, really don't.
15:09Yeah, you know how, like, Alana's a nurse in school?
15:12Don't you want to be a teacher?
15:13You have to go to school to be a teacher.
15:15You got to have your high school diploma,
15:16then you have to go to college.
15:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
15:21You're going to let me walk you in today or no?
15:22Mm-mm.
15:23No?
15:24Mm-mm.
15:26Miller Grace, I love you.
15:29I love you.
15:31You want me to help you?
15:32No, I got to take it.
15:34Don't forget your book bag.
15:35Have the best day ever.
15:37Best day ever.
15:38OK.
15:38Sure.
15:42Bye, Ella.
15:43Love ya.
15:44Yeah.
15:47She's getting to the point now that she
15:48don't want us to walk around with her.
15:51No.
15:51She's getting so big.
15:53She don't want me to love on her no more
15:56and pick her up and give her all kisses and stuff.
16:01She's just like one of her.
16:06You used to work there.
16:07That building?
16:09Yeah, I remember.
16:11Been around long enough.
16:12I didn't forget.
16:14Yeah, I know you didn't.
16:17Me and Pumpkin were together for 10 years.
16:19This is basically half of our lives.
16:20So doing things like taking Ella to school
16:24makes everything kind of just jumbled up.
16:28You just don't stop loving somebody overnight.
16:31Maybe she's feeling it, too.
16:35It's crazy how grown up she is, really.
16:40Yeah.
16:41Well, Mama's fixing to be back home with the kids.
16:54You want to come inside and see the kids?
16:57Well, the kids aren't here right now.
16:59And I get it.
17:03Josh still has feelings for me.
17:05But I've been watching our marriage crumble for years.
17:07And when he stopped communicating,
17:09that's when I was really done.
17:11So as much as I love him as a person,
17:13I gradually fell out of love with him
17:15through our really rough patches.
17:18And I don't want to give him any idea
17:20that there might still be something between us.
17:22I'm just saying I haven't.
17:24Yeah, I know.
17:24I'm sure you have 100 million things to do.
17:28I do have a business to run.
17:40Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis,
17:43I haven't dated since before Josh,
17:45which was literally 10 years ago.
17:47Sure you want to do this?
17:48Oh, he wanted you to come inside.
17:50He wanted to tear that ass.
17:51No.
17:53It's going to be a lot worse if he finds out from somebody else.
17:55What did I even say, baby?
17:57Hey, .
18:08You know, I'm actually proud of you, Junebug.
18:09You've been getting up, fixing lunches, and fixing breakfasts.
18:13Well, don't get too high, Ma'i, now,
18:14because they don't want to happen every day in the morning.
18:16I know, but you know, it does say a lot, you know?
18:19So Katie P, all she wants to do is eat junk,
18:21and then go out to fast food.
18:24But she's going to have to stop all that, though.
18:25Like, she's going to have to go home and do her homework,
18:27and you're going to be doing that homework,
18:29because it's been 30-something years since I've been in school.
18:31Well, June, it's been about 20 years since I've been in school,
18:34so I don't know.
18:35Okay, well, tell me what the capital of Maine is.
18:39That's at Des whatever or something like that.
18:42That's Illinois.
18:44Illinois, Chicago.
18:45Chicago, yeah.
18:46What the hell is the Des Moines?
18:48Well, you better get to learn.
18:49You better be studying your damn work up.
18:51I'm going to buy a tutor.
18:52No, we're going to put you on it.
18:53You the math queen.
18:55You know them numbers, girl.
18:56I do.
18:57Well, what's 205 plus 375?
19:0308, 580.
19:05Oh, yeah?
19:06Wow.
19:07You got to do like this with your hands.
19:08You got to do it in the air.
19:09That's how you got to do it.
19:10That's how you do math.
19:12Okay.
19:12I mean, whatever works.
19:14I mean, I might not get to see a piece of paper
19:16and see the numbers on a piece of paper,
19:17but like my numbers started like when I was back
19:20in the coupon days.
19:22I mean, you can count the coupons.
19:23It's like you can count them dollars.
19:25It's like I count them calories.
19:27What are y'all doing?
19:28Yes, she is.
19:29Clipping coupons.
19:30What are you doing?
19:31I mean, I literally have a whole room in my house
19:33dedicated to laundry detergent.
19:35And you know how much I paid for it?
19:37Zero.
19:38I like to call myself gym-a-tician
19:40because it's kind of like, you know, I know the numbers.
19:42I might be blind, but you ain't gonna, like,
19:45get no numbers past me.
19:47No.
19:48Mm-mm.
19:49I really need to stop here at a damn PE.
19:52For what?
19:53To make dinner for the girls.
19:54What you cooking?
19:56Your favorite.
19:57What's that?
19:58Tear noodle casserole.
19:59Oh, wow.
20:00Well, let me try to call pumpkin.
20:07What are you doing?
20:09Nothing, just have to worry about some things.
20:11Like, what are you doing?
20:12I'm just calling to invite y'all for, like,
20:14dinner tomorrow night.
20:15All right.
20:16You didn't get that steam pot brewing,
20:19and come over there and spill the damn tea.
20:21I can't stand up.
20:23All right, well, I'll see you later.
20:26All right.
20:29So who's all coming over?
20:31I was going by Jessica and pumpkin.
20:32Who many more people would have been by?
20:33What about Cheyenne?
20:35Well, I mean, if she comes, she comes.
20:38Hey, it's Jessica.
20:39Leave a message.
20:42I thought we ought to spend Jessica's money.
20:44You know what I'm saying?
20:45Everything Cheyenne wants to do.
20:49I don't want to hurt Jessica's feelings by no means,
20:51but I mean, I really hope that her and Cheyenne, like,
20:53run their course, and it ends very soon,
20:56because I cannot stand Cheyenne.
20:58My things with Cheyenne, I mean, she doesn't let Jessica
21:01spend time with her family anymore.
21:03Like, they're always doing stuff for, like,
21:05what Cheyenne wants to do.
21:06Cheyenne is, like, controlling.
21:08She always wants to, as soon as Jessica gets money,
21:11we go on to the local Walmart.
21:14You can't save and be thinking about your future
21:17if all you're doing is spending it as fast
21:19as you're making it.
21:20I mean, Cheyenne really wears the pants
21:22in that relationship, because, you know,
21:23Jessica never comes around.
21:25Cheyenne never comes around.
21:26But damn sure, like, it's Cheyenne's family's house
21:29every day.
21:30Yeah, but if you don't like us, that's fine.
21:32You don't have to like us, you know?
21:34You don't have to associate with us.
21:49Hey.
21:55What?
21:56Are you going to help me?
21:58Yeah, I'm coming.
21:59The new place, I am losing some square footage,
22:02but it's half the rent, and it's just a better location.
22:06Honestly, I can be putting that money
22:08somewhere else in my business.
22:10I wish Jessie would just get her ass here
22:12to just help me with this heavy lifting.
22:14I don't think that's going to fit.
22:16Uh, no, because you didn't clean out your car.
22:18I've been busy, girl.
22:19Mm-hmm.
22:19Busy doing what?
22:21I mean, I had to go to Colorado, you know?
22:25Life is busy.
22:26Well, that's over now, so why are you still
22:28getting distracted on your phone?
22:29You're not telling me something.
22:34You can't lie to me.
22:35I...
22:37Well, it's a friend.
22:41A friend?
22:42You're going to tell me, and then you're dying to.
22:43Mm-hmm.
22:44Yep.
22:46To be honest, I've been wanting to spill the tea,
22:48just been waiting for the right moment to do so.
22:52And I mean, what better way to do that
22:53to somebody who doesn't have a big old mouth?
22:56OK, but listen, I hadn't told nobody,
22:59because, like, I don't want all this drama.
23:01So I can't tell nobody.
23:03OK.
23:04Not even Jessie.
23:05Oh, OK.
23:06Um...
23:09I've known him for a really long time.
23:11Mm-hmm.
23:12We were friends back in school,
23:14and then he messaged me on social media,
23:18and then we've just kind of been talking.
23:20And it's kind of nice.
23:22Like, he's sweet.
23:24Like, he just does things for me without me having to ask.
23:29Like, we go places, and I do things
23:31that, like, I've never really done before.
23:32Like, I don't really like to go fishing,
23:34but I'll go fishing.
23:35Oh, so you're turning into a country girl.
23:37Yeah, with him.
23:38Ah!
23:40Get a grill.
23:41What's his name?
23:45His name is Darren.
23:46Does he have a criminal record?
23:48No.
23:49OK.
23:50Girl, I learned that from my mama.
23:51You know, I learned the hard way from mama.
23:56Mama was arrested.
23:59Her ex, Gino, was arrested.
24:03Justin was arrested.
24:07Alana's boyfriend was arrested.
24:12I like my boys without an ankle monitor.
24:16Where's he from?
24:17He's from Gray.
24:18Do I know him?
24:19I don't think so.
24:21Mm-mm.
24:22So how long has this been going on?
24:23Not really that long.
24:25It's like nothing serious.
24:26You know, like, I like the conversation.
24:28I like the dates.
24:29I like the sweetness.
24:30But just taking it slow.
24:32Right.
24:32Because I mean, I did.
24:33Easing your way back in.
24:34Right.
24:35I knew it.
24:37The only reason I haven't really told anybody is because it's,
24:39like a little, I mean, it's not awkward for me.
24:44I just think it's going to be awkward for other people.
24:46Why?
24:48Um, because Darren and Josh, they're cousins.
25:01Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.
25:05Today is the day that me and Josh are going to make the divorce final.
25:09Yeah, I really don't even want to go in here and sign these papers if we're being honest.
25:12Hasn't come to work.
25:12She hasn't helped us move the warehouse.
25:13But then now she's off in Mexico.
25:15Jessie didn't want to tell us, because she probably thought we wouldn't approve.
25:18I think it's about time I tell Jessie what I need to tell her.
25:21The only reason I haven't really told anybody is because I just think it's going to be awkward for other people.
25:32Why?
25:33Darren and Josh grew up together.
25:36They're cousins.
25:38Oh, my God.
25:41Darren is related to Josh's stepfather, which Josh's stepdad is like a father to him, but there's no blood running.
25:57Not weird, right?
25:59Maybe just a little complicated.
26:01A hundred percent.
26:02So are you going to tell Josh?
26:04I just feel like there's a lot more to discuss with him than...
26:10my dating life.
26:11You know what I mean?
26:12I don't know if we're quite there yet.
26:14I mean, do you think I should?
26:16For sure.
26:17Yeah.
26:19Me and Josh signed our divorce papers at the end of the week, and I do not want him finding out about Darren before that.
26:26I definitely think that it's going to upset him, and I don't want to see that reaction.
26:30Well, you seem happy.
26:31Happier.
26:32You deserve to be happy.
26:33So I'm happy for you.
26:34Oh, thank you.
26:35She better not tell nobody.
26:36Who am I going to tell?
26:37I don't know.
26:38The person in the mirror.
26:39Need to get the rest of the stuff packed up, though.
26:40Well, it's about damn time.
26:41Get up.
26:42We're almost done.
26:43I know.
26:44What are you even cooking?
26:45It's my favorite tuna noodle casserole beside my meatballs.
26:46I don't know.
26:47I'm just gonna tell you.
26:48I don't know.
26:49I'm just gonna tell you.
26:50Who am I gonna tell?
26:51The person in the mirror.
26:52I need to get the rest of the stuff packed up, though.
26:53Well, it's about damn time.
26:54Get up.
26:55We're almost done.
26:56I know.
26:57What are you even cooking?
27:10It's my favorite tuna noodle casserole beside my meatballs.
27:13I mean, I could've made homemade beanie weenies.
27:15Nah, I would've ate the meatballs.
27:17Kayla, you use literally that iPad like a gel.
27:21You stay 23 hours in your room with the hands on that iPad,
27:25and only come out here 30 minutes to eat.
27:27There's not a problem with that.
27:29Well, no.
27:30You need a break from the internet.
27:32You definitely do.
27:33Six hours on the weekend.
27:35We're gonna do three hours in the week.
27:36Yeah, you can't just stay in your room all day.
27:38And if you can't do that, then I will take it from you three hours.
27:40I have rights.
27:41I have rights.
27:42You don't, not as a child, you don't.
27:45Pumpkin is coming over, so you need to come out and socialize.
27:48She's like strawberry.
27:50Oh, my God.
27:51Ooh.
27:52Oh, my God.
27:53I hate it, dear.
27:56driveway.
28:02Mama's only got about three good dishes she can cook,
28:05and one of them happens to be tuna noodle casserole,
28:08and it's my comfort food.
28:10It is a lot traveling to Mama's house out in the sticks,
28:13but, I mean, I am bouncing from house to house,
28:15so a home-cooked meal from my Mama, it'll serve me upright.
28:19It's always such a sand pit here.
28:22You got me some food ready.
28:24Almost, bitch.
28:25I got the eggs done.
28:26Let's see what you got.
28:27You want to do something?
28:28You got to completely drain four of these cans.
28:32So what you're going to do is you got to be in there.
28:33Jen, I know how to drain the can.
28:34This is a cooking class.
28:35Listen to her.
28:36Listen, you're going to open it up,
28:37and you're going to push it down and get all the water out of four cans,
28:40but not two.
28:41You got to push it all the way down, though, Jess,
28:43and make sure, okay?
28:44Make sure you get completely drained.
28:45Yeah.
28:46How was Tink's birthday at school as a family?
28:52I mean, I wouldn't necessarily say, like, a family,
28:54but we done it.
28:55It's called co-parenting, Jen.
28:57This was awkward, like, he...
28:59Did you cross apart a lot?
29:00No, we rode...
29:01Telling how much he loves you?
29:02No, we rode in the car together.
29:04We went to school, come right back to the house.
29:07Like, he asked me if I wanted to come inside
29:10because the kids were about to be back,
29:11and I was like, no.
29:12Oh!
29:13He wanted you to come inside?
29:14He wanted to tell that ass one time
29:16while the kids wasn't there.
29:17No.
29:19He was.
29:20He was trying to get some pumpkin sugar
29:21for the pumpkin spice.
29:22It's not pumpkin spice season.
29:24Oh, wow.
29:26Pumpkin.
29:27What?
29:31What is that?
29:35She didn't even tell nobody.
29:36Nobody.
29:41Juma!
29:42What?
29:43You about to get you a new daughter-in-law.
29:48Really?
29:49Jessie proposed to Cheyenne.
29:51What the hell?
29:54Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.
29:57I am ready to be free from, like, my marriage.
30:02These times have been super tough on me.
30:04I can't keep it on download forever.
30:06I've only kissed a couple of men in my life,
30:08but so far, so good.
30:14Juma!
30:15What?
30:16You about to get you a new daughter-in-law.
30:21Jessie proposed to Cheyenne.
30:23And they're apparently on a cruise, so...
30:26I mean, I don't want to hurt Jessica's feelings by no means, but I definitely think Jessica can do better than Cheyenne.
30:35Honestly, Cheyenne, that's all she talks about ever since they've been together.
30:38When we gonna get married?
30:39When we gonna get married?
30:40When we gonna get married?
30:41When we gonna get married?
30:42When we gonna get married?
30:43I know, but I'm sure she'll need somebody to financially back her for a win.
30:49Bitch, you paid for it.
30:51You're being ridiculous.
30:52Just like the damn engagement, I don't know that she's on a damn boat.
30:56Good way to tell your boss this is why you can't hire her full-time, because it's like I don't know she's out in the middle of the ocean getting proposed to.
31:03I think it's about time I tell Jessica what I need to tell her.
31:05Yeah, tell her.
31:06Come on, are you gonna give me a bite or what?
31:12Here.
31:13That's all together.
31:14200 grams of protein.
31:15I got it.
31:20It good?
31:21Let that one in righty.
31:24I usually love Mama's tuna noodle casserole, but for some reason, this right here is definitely nasty.
31:31There's more oil than noodles.
31:33I'm going to get some pizza.
31:34See if I make her a favorite meal again.
31:36Like what the heck?
31:37This has been a day.
31:56Curly Pop, what are you doing?
31:58I'm doing some school work as of now.
32:00You know that tuna noodle casserole, Mama always makes.
32:03It's usually good.
32:04It was nasty as hell tonight.
32:06I done had to come and get some pizza from somewhere else.
32:09Apparently there's something in the air.
32:10June's up tuna noodle casserole.
32:12Then bitch, let me tell you about the tea I found out today.
32:17Oh my God, what did you find out today?
32:19Jessie done posted on social media that she like proposed to Cheyenne.
32:23She proposed.
32:25She hasn't come to work.
32:26She hasn't helped us move the warehouse.
32:28But then now she's off in Mexico on a cruise proposing.
32:32If anybody, I feel like we should have been the first tonight.
32:36A hundred percent.
32:38If I'm being honest, I don't really know that I really like Cheyenne.
32:43Anybody's been putting on us, I don't think really any of us like her.
32:47Jessie has been very different since the day she met Cheyenne.
32:50Yeah, like she don't do with us.
32:52It's like, so you're going to marry somebody who don't really want to do things with us?
32:55Oh my lovely Lord.
32:58I feel like Jessica just like went and got engaged out of nowhere and didn't tell nobody
33:04because I think it's because she knows how we feel about Cheyenne.
33:08We don't like the way that Cheyenne treats Jessie,
33:11or we don't like the fact that Jessie now doesn't come around as much that she's with Cheyenne,
33:15or she doesn't include the family in as much.
33:18So I think that's the big part of like why Jessie didn't want to tell us
33:22because she probably thought we wouldn't approve.
33:24I'm not Cheyenne's biggest fan.
33:27And that's really because I feel like she keeps Jessie away from us.
33:30She doesn't want to do anything with us.
33:32And I just have a feeling that Cheyenne was probably the one who put Jessie up
33:36to asking me for Josh's sperm.
33:38I want to talk pumpkin about me and Cheyenne possibly having a baby
33:42and using Josh's go-go juice.
33:44What?
33:45She really wants another baby.
33:47And honestly, I think she'd go to any measures to get one.
33:50Well, all right, girly pop.
33:52You get to study in my little future nurse, Lonnie.
33:55Lonnie.
33:56Yeah, girl.
33:57Finals is coming up.
33:58Okay.
33:59Well, good luck.
34:00I guess TTYL.
34:02TTYL.
34:03Tonight is my cute little date night with Darren, but it's like, what do I wear?
34:21I've been doing this mom thing hardcore for six years.
34:24I can't tell if that's chocolate or .
34:27That right there is chocolate.
34:29Usually I got spit up on my shirt, some type of food, some type of juice.
34:33I know I can't go out like that.
34:35I do love these.
34:37Unfortunately, skinny jeans are out.
34:39Oh, you're crazy.
34:42Skinny jeans are definitely still in.
34:44I love a good pair of skinny jeans and roll them up to my ankle.
34:48These are my favorite, though.
34:52I haven't dated since before Josh, which was literally 10 years ago.
34:56And back then, I'd wear a t-shirt or a pair of shorts, because I mean, I was 14.
35:01It really is a lot more when you're an adult.
35:12Ooh, my lashes look so long.
35:14But Darren, like, when he texts me, I get butterflies.
35:17He even stops to bring me lunch when I'm at work.
35:20Like, that's kind of the way to win my heart over, especially with food.
35:26He's 6'3", he's got brown eyes, he's got a little shaggy cut.
35:31Is Darren a new kisser?
35:33No.
35:39Too much.
35:40Too much.
35:48I've only kissed a couple of men in my life, but so far, so good.
35:55I'm just gonna get bent.
36:10Ooh!
36:11Ooh!
36:21Ooh!
36:22Ooh!
36:24Ah!
36:31Hello.
36:36Is it all together in here?
36:37It's coming together.
36:40We got AC. Oh, and it feels so cool.
36:44Paisley is a really good worker. She got the warehouse moved in a day. She's always bustin' tail. I can rely on her. She's trustworthy
36:52So that's why I choose to let her know about Darren because I know she's not telling my business to anybody. How does the date go?
37:00He's cool. Mm-hmm
37:02So it sounds like you really really like this Darren dude. It's fun. I think that
37:11Like we have a good time together. We laugh. I don't want to rush
37:15Into anything because I felt like I did that with Josh. I've been tied down for 10 years that I just would rather just let loose
37:21Yeah, just like have fun
37:23Honestly though, we go out to eat and go out of town to eat or get it to go and eat back at the house or whatever
37:30Well, it is a small town. That's what I'm saying. Everybody be talking right. Oh, I hate it
37:36Everybody's in your business. I can't keep it on the down low forever. What am I gonna do?
37:41Just never go out to eat never go out on a date in a sense
37:44That's where I feel like I still let like other people control my life, you know, because I'm having to keep it on the down low
37:51Well, when are you planning on telling him?
37:55It's gonna be a lot worse if he finds out from somebody else before he finds out from you
37:58But I even say basically
38:13Well, you know today is the day that me and Josh are gonna make the divorce final and I am ready to
38:21be
38:23You know free from like my marriage and for me that's like being able to do what I want to do
38:30Go in and hanging out with my friends
38:32Like I am okay, so
38:35Let's just hope
38:36We can just be done with this part
38:42Today has to be the hardest day of my life for sure
38:44Leaving something I thought I'd have for the rest of my life is uh...
38:47Not the best feeling in the world and these times have been super tough on me and I'm sure
38:56It's vice versa in some weird way for her too, but
39:01Yeah, I really don't even want to go in here and sign these papers if we're being honest
39:04Nice of you show up
39:06What are you doing?
39:08Yep
39:10Sure you want to do this?
39:12Yeah, you know, I think it's probably what's best
39:16Oh
39:18I
39:20I
39:22I
39:24I
39:26I
39:28I
39:30I
39:32I
39:34I
39:36I
39:38I
39:40I
39:42I
39:44You know now that we're almost to the finish line of the divorce
39:46I am a little nervous because again Josh could still flip it all and be like no I don't want to do this civil
39:52I don't want to do it this way
39:54So I'm just hoping we can get these papers finalized and just be done with it
39:58And then he can find about the boyfriend later
40:00Hey Lauren
40:02Hey Josh
40:04How are y'all?
40:06Good
40:08We're here today to sign the paperwork that I've prepared
40:12Okay, I'm gonna get Sasha to notarize it for you the signature so don't sign it until she comes in
40:18It's
40:24It's a
40:26feeling to know that
40:28I now have to focus on just solely myself and just the kids and figure out what I'm gonna do in life to keep everybody comfortable to continue to live the way I have lived even without the person that I thought I was gonna be with the rest of my life
40:40Not a comforting feeling
40:42The loneliness part of it sucks
40:44The loneliness part of it sucks
40:46Hate is a strong word and I hate everything I'm having to go through
40:50Every bit of it
40:52I
40:54Got designed here
40:56Okay
40:58Thank you very much
41:00You're very welcome
41:02Thank you
41:04Thank you
41:06Lauren I forgot to ask you do you want your maiden name back or do you want to keep it ifrid?
41:22Um
41:24I'll probably take my name back
41:26What do you want me to have your name to be?
41:28Um
41:30It would just the last name would be Shannon
41:32I mean I didn't really think that I'd have to answer these type of questions in front of Josh
41:38Too soon
41:40All right, I'll have that put in the divorce decree
41:44Okay
41:45All righty
41:46Well, thank you so much
41:47You bet
41:48Have a good day
41:49Have a good day
41:50All right
41:51Y'all too
42:06I mean you good? You want to talk about anything?
42:08You know I really don't think I have anything else to talk about today Miss Shannon
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