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00:00Previously on Mama June Family Crisis,
00:03me and your daddy are not gonna be together anymore.
00:06Now that Ella knows Josh and I are getting a divorce,
00:09we've started the separation process.
00:11Me and Josh are doing this thing called nesting.
00:14He's at the house for a week.
00:16I'm at the house for a week.
00:17So I just made my bed at the warehouse.
00:20I'm just taking it at Mom's for a week.
00:22And we've been doing our best to get along
00:25because the kids' well-being is our main priority.
00:27I mean, speaking of Ella starting school,
00:29I'd like to kind of like be a part of that.
00:31It's fine.
00:32I'm also moving into a new warehouse
00:35and only have a week to get out.
00:36This place is so big, we don't even use half of it.
00:40If I can make a little bit of a budget cut here,
00:42then I can have more money to spend on inventory
00:44or more money to pay y'all.
00:45I wanna use this chance as like an open opportunity
00:49to try new things and like keep kind of maybe
00:51like the dating pool open, you know?
00:54Who next?
00:56Even though I'm not ready to tell anyone
00:58what I'm up to, Jessie's been poking her nose
01:01where it doesn't belong.
01:02Where are you going?
01:03Going to a business dinner.
01:05Going somewhere.
01:06There's something going on and I wanna know.
01:08I mean, do you know something I don't know
01:09that she's dating now?
01:11Meanwhile, Mama planned a quick 24-hour trip to Colorado
01:15to surprise Alana for her and Anna's birthday tribute.
01:17Look, I think Alana's not pissed that we're surprising her,
01:20but you know she never is Mama B.
01:22Oh, well.
01:23Even though Alana told Mama not to come.
01:26What are y'all even doing here?
01:27It was the perfect way for the family
01:28to celebrate Anna's first birthday without her
01:31and be together.
01:32I felt like, in a way, it was Anna.
01:35The bird just wanted to get up out of my hand and be free.
01:37She was there with us in that moment.
01:39Say bye-bye, Anna.
01:41Look, Mommy.
01:42What?
01:43Mommy, you want to see my ground off?
01:45Woo!
01:46You're getting better.
01:47Hey, hey, hey.
01:48Don't hit each other.
01:49Mama, look.
01:50Look, Mama.
01:51Sister, I see you.
01:52You did flip.
01:53Mommy, look.
01:54Look, Mama.
01:55Baby, I'm looking at you.
01:56I can't look no.
01:57Woo!
01:58I'm sorry.
01:59I'm sorry.
02:00I'm sorry.
02:01I'm sorry.
02:02I'm sorry.
02:03I'm sorry.
02:04I'm sorry.
02:05I'm sorry.
02:06I'm sorry.
02:07I'm sorry.
02:10I know he hit you.
02:11I'm sorry.
02:12I'm sorry.
02:13I know he hit you.
02:14I'm sorry.
02:15You know, we just got in a few hours ago from our whirlwind of a trip to Colorado.
02:25And now that I'm back home, it's still Josh's week, which means he gets bath time and I
02:30get to enjoy some pumpkin time.
02:33Oh, yeah.
02:34You can't get Mommy out of her.
02:35Susan, yay.
02:36Hello.
02:37Dad, you're daddy.
02:38Hello.
02:39Daddy.
02:40Dad, you're daddy.
02:41Oh, I love you.
02:43Oh, what's up baby?
02:45Oh, yeah.
02:46Go give Daddy a hug.
02:49Oh, my gosh.
02:50Daddy!
02:51Daddy!
02:52Daddy!
02:53Daddy!
02:54Oh, I love you.
02:57What's up, baby?
02:58Oh, yeah.
02:59Go give Daddy a hug.
03:01Oh, my gosh.
03:02Did everybody have fun in Colorado?
03:04Oh, my goodness.
03:05Big old trip for everybody.
03:07Everyone did so good.
03:09Daddy got to pet a dove.
03:11It was so cute.
03:12It was so soft.
03:13Pet a dove?
03:14Yeah, and Gigi let it go, remember?
03:16Yeah.
03:17Yeah.
03:18I'm still not used to this whole bird nesting thing.
03:23Like, I feel like a guest in my own house.
03:25But, I mean, I am glad the kids had fun on the trip.
03:29The family trip that I'm, I guess, no longer a part of.
03:34Welcome to my new reality.
03:35Everybody had fun, though, so.
03:37Mommy fixing to go bye-bye.
03:40I am going to go bye-bye.
03:43Let me go get my bag, okay?
03:45Okay.
03:46I love you.
03:47I love you.
03:48Put it on the table.
03:49I want you.
03:50I love you.
03:51I want you more.
03:52I want you more.
03:53I guess call me if you need anything, really, you know?
03:56Where are you going?
03:57Um, to my friends.
03:59Bye, Tinky.
04:01I love you.
04:06Hey, can I come over?
04:09Okay, I'll be there in a minute.
04:12You know, I do miss my kids when I'm not with them.
04:15I have spent every day with them since they were born.
04:18But with this nesting thing, I do get a couple of days a week for myself.
04:22And I'm not staying at the warehouse every time.
04:25I'm kind of hungry today.
04:26Well, you can use your, uh...
04:28The machine, yeah, because you're just now cracking it out the box.
04:43It's been out the box.
04:44It's been out the box.
04:45You don't want to use it.
04:46You don't.
04:47Somebody else has got to do it for you.
04:49Well, you just said it was so easy.
04:51It is.
04:52You got to put the ingredients in there and then it freezes.
04:56So, look, here goes the protein that you and Katie P talk about.
05:01There's so much around the house.
05:03Jimbo.
05:04What?
05:05What are you doing?
05:06Trying to figure out what this creamy thing is all about.
05:11What?
05:12Should I leave?
05:13Oh, wow.
05:14You know, it's kind of nice to be able to go over to my mama's house
05:17when Josh is at the house with the kids.
05:19But what I will say is do not be inviting me over here, Jimbo,
05:23when it is you and Justin's sexy time.
05:26Like, bleh.
05:27No thanks.
05:28It's kind of chunky.
05:29How long are you supposed to stir this?
05:31I don't know, but no, but no, this machine is going to stir all that.
05:35It just said mix it and then freeze it for 24 hours.
05:39But this little thing is going to whip it.
05:41I know, after you're done, after it's frozen.
05:43No, it's going to whip it before, baby.
05:45Let me see, Jim.
05:46Let me see, because you're blind.
05:48This browning batter is good.
05:51I guess it's like some protein, something.
05:54Yeah, it's got collagen, so it's going to make you youthful.
05:58It ain't that bad.
05:59I love that.
06:00That's one of my favorite ones.
06:01It ain't great either, though.
06:02You're like on a scale of 10 up here.
06:04Protein, protein, protein, protein.
06:05Yes, you have to.
06:06I don't care.
06:07I just eat whatever.
06:08And you have to be in a calorie deficit to lose weight.
06:10How much do you weigh?
06:11194.3 or 4, I think it is.
06:14Oh, I'm 212.
06:15See?
06:16Because you eat all the time.
06:17That big ass is where your weight stays, your ass.
06:20I can't help if I have the biggest don't.
06:23Baby got back.
06:25So how was Josh when you gave the kids back to him after we came back from Colorado?
06:30He was fine.
06:31I'll see him tomorrow for, you know, Ella's first day of school, so...
06:35Okay, and what about the first day of school?
06:37You gonna drop her ass off?
06:39Well, I know, but it's his days with Ella.
06:42I mean, it's just like Colorado.
06:43Like, I didn't just take the kids and just went to Colorado.
06:47Like, no, I sat there, I talked to him about it, made sure.
06:50Talk about it.
06:51You pull your ass up and take a picture and say, beep, beep, bye-bye.
06:54It's not how that works to him when you're trying to be adults.
06:58I mean, you know, I did mention it to him the other day and he was cool with it, so...
07:01I think I might just ride with him.
07:04What?
07:05Just go together.
07:06Riding together?
07:07I mean, what do we need to take two cars for?
07:10Because y'all go separate ways.
07:12Because what if you got something to do that day or he's got something to do,
07:15you just gonna ride around with him all day long?
07:17No, hell no.
07:18And be kumbaya with him?
07:19No, but he can drop me back off at my car and then do his thing.
07:23Mama just doesn't get it.
07:26Every time she's been with a man, she splits with him and then that's it.
07:30I just think we're just too toxic for each other.
07:32I need to learn to love myself.
07:34I need to stop toxic relationships.
07:37I'm out.
07:39So she's the last person I'll be taking divorce advice from.
07:43I mean, so you really don't think that I should talk to Josh?
07:46No.
07:47Well, you know, that tells me that I need to.
07:49Because if you wouldn't, I would.
07:51Yep.
07:52Absolutely.
08:07You know, through this whole divorce, our biggest thing is making this process easy for Ella.
08:11And the first day of school has always been pretty big for me and Josh.
08:14We've always made that a big deal for her.
08:16And even though we're almost divorced, literally all we have to do is sign the paperwork, I feel like the least we could do is make Ella's first date normal.
08:25Josh!
08:26Ella!
08:27Ella!
08:28Ella!
08:29Ella Gray!
08:30Ella Gray!
08:31We were supposed to be doing this cordial thing and being nice and taking care of the kids together.
08:48I just don't understand what's going on here.
08:51He knew I was coming and now he's not here.
08:53So what'd you do?
08:54Take Ella to school by yourself?
08:55Because that is not what we agreed on.
09:04Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.
09:07What's his name?
09:08His name is Darren.
09:09Ah!
09:10Juma!
09:11You about to get you a new daughter-in-law!
09:14What the hell?
09:16Let me tell you about the tea.
09:19Oh my lovely Lauren.
09:21Today is the day that me and Josh are going to make the divorce final.
09:25I really don't even want to go in here and sign these papers if we're being honest.
09:28Lauren, do you want your maiden name back?
09:30Josh!
09:31Ella!
09:45So what'd you do?
09:46Take Ella to school by yourself?
09:48Because that is not what we agreed on.
09:55Oh, you ready for school, Ellie?
09:57No.
09:58Your mama's calling.
10:00Hello?
10:01Hey, I thought we agreed to take Ella to school together today.
10:05Hey, listen dude.
10:06I'm literally pulling down the driveway.
10:08We are taking Ella to school together.
10:10Orange.
10:11God, your mama acts like somebody's going to leave or...
10:14I just farted.
10:15You just farted?
10:16I want to smell it.
10:17No I don't, you weirdo.
10:20Alrighty.
10:25Ella Grace!
10:26I bought you an outfit.
10:28This is the outfit I want to wear.
10:30Okay.
10:31That's cute too, but then you can just wear this another time.
10:35Where y'all been?
10:36Uh, we used a big head!
10:38Of course you did.
10:41Well, go get your boot bag and stuff, okay?
10:43Are you gonna want this to drop me off?
10:45Of course I am.
10:46Okay.
10:47Wait up.
10:48You better hurry so we're not late on the first day.
10:51I don't care.
10:55Wait on Ella Grace as usual.
10:57Where are the twins at?
10:59Bubbies.
11:00They're with my mama, boo.
11:03Ever since me and Josh split up, heat slips up and like calls me boo or calls me baby and it's like, eh, I'm not that anymore.
11:11I can't believe I let that fly out of the old mouth because, um, calling each other pet names and things was a normality when we were together.
11:19So, things are gonna fly out by accident, you know?
11:24No harm, no foul.
11:25Did you come in the house so wasn't nobody here?
11:27Uh, yeah, your truck's not here and we agreed together to take...
11:30I took Ella to get breakfast so she could eat before she went to school.
11:33Well, I'm sorry for my freaking out a little bit.
11:36No, don't.
11:41Mommy and Daddy are getting a divorce and it doesn't mean that much to me.
11:45Sometimes Mom sleeps here and sometimes Mom doesn't and sometimes Daddy sleeps here and sometimes Daddy doesn't.
11:51One good thing about the first day of school is that Mommy and Daddy are taking me together.
11:56Because that means I get all of the attention.
12:03Why are you throwing your book bag?
12:10Come on, you ready?
12:11Come on, you ready?
12:12I'm picking up my hair.
12:13Let Mommy put you in the back seat.
12:14Let's go to the first parade.
12:15I don't like school.
12:16Well, go get in your seat.
12:30Babe, you need to come on now.
12:32You're gonna be late for her little first day of school.
12:35Kayla, I'm gonna pack you a good lunch today.
12:39June, ain't nobody gonna be late.
12:41Like, we're trying to get up and get ourselves together.
12:44Like, you're in here rushing everybody.
12:46What are you doing?
12:47Making her lunch.
12:48KDP, you in here getting ready?
12:50Yeah.
12:51Curling your hair?
12:52I'm gonna try.
12:53You gonna try it?
12:54I'm gonna make you some eggs before you go to school, KDP.
12:57No, thank you.
12:58Yeah, I don't even think she likes eggs, June.
13:01I never have.
13:02Eggs are good for you.
13:03It's nine grand of protein every day.
13:04There you go, now drop it.
13:05I think it's good.
13:06Here, curl this piece for my back, please.
13:09My hair needs to look skippity.
13:11Well, listen, I don't know if I speak your language,
13:14but I take my parent duties very seriously,
13:16so we're gonna do what we need to do to get the job done.
13:18Okay, well, don't fry my hair off.
13:20I try not to.
13:22Oh, sure you will.
13:24I mean, KDP, I got you the favoritest lunch.
13:28All high in protein and good for you.
13:31June.
13:32What the heck?
13:33We don't care about healthy bars.
13:35I'm actually trying to teach KDP that it's not all about chips
13:38and drinking junk all the time.
13:40My little thing used to be is when I look at the menu,
13:43if your dessert menu sucks, then we ain't eating this restaurant.
13:46We're picking somewhere else.
13:47I mean, my health suffered because of it.
13:54You have to change the way you look at food.
13:56The worst thing that could happen, I could die.
13:59I want better for myself and I want better for KDP.
14:02No, you can go all the way up and just pull it down
14:06and then just twist it up.
14:11Yeah, that one's too messed up.
14:13Y'all better hurry up.
14:14We're hurrying, June.
14:16You got 10 minutes to be schoolin' 30.
14:19It's been really great here since, like, we won custody and stuff
14:23and I'm really happy about that.
14:25But school's finally starting and I'm glad it's starting
14:29because I need a break from June's hollering.
14:31Looks good to me.
14:32Grab your book bag.
14:33Daddy, come on.
14:34Sure.
14:35We're coming, June, bud.
14:36Like, you gotta give us time.
14:37She has to get ready.
14:38Look, I got some good snacks.
14:39Here, you can show these snacks with your friends.
14:41Oh, June, you coming to school with me?
14:43No.
14:44You're gonna show you with your friends?
14:45That's what it looks like, a June lunch box.
14:47I'll get some, I'll eat some school lunch.
14:49Okay.
14:50I'm so enthused.
14:51Good.
14:52Are you excited about your first day?
14:57Sure.
14:58Oh, you love school.
14:59I hate it.
15:00You don't hate school.
15:01I really, really do.
15:02No, you really, really don't.
15:03Yeah, you know how, like, Alana's a nurse in school?
15:04Don't you want to be a teacher?
15:05You have to go to school to be a teacher.
15:06You gotta have your house go up on with, then you have to go to college.
15:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
15:08You're gonna let me walk you in today or no?
15:09No.
15:10No?
15:11No.
15:12No.
15:13No.
15:14No.
15:15No.
15:16No.
15:17No.
15:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
15:19You're gonna let me walk you in today or no?
15:20No.
15:21No?
15:22No.
15:23No?
15:24No.
15:25No.
15:26I love you.
15:27I love you.
15:28You want me to help you?
15:29No, I can't.
15:30Don't forget your book bag.
15:31Have the best day ever.
15:32Best day ever.
15:33Okay.
15:34Sure.
15:35Bye, Ella.
15:36Love ya.
15:37She's getting to the point now that she don't want us to walk around with her.
15:50Yeah.
15:51She's getting so big.
15:52She don't want me to love on her no more and pick her up and give her all kisses and stuff.
16:01She's just like, whatever.
16:03You used to work there.
16:06That building?
16:08Yeah, I remember.
16:10Been around long enough.
16:12I didn't forget.
16:13Hey, I know you didn't.
16:15Me and Pumpkin were together for 10 years.
16:18This is basically half of our lives.
16:20So, doing things like taking Ella to school makes everything kind of just jumbled up.
16:28You just don't stop loving somebody overnight.
16:30Maybe she's feeling it too.
16:32It is crazy how grown up she is, really.
16:35Yeah.
16:36Well, Mama's fixing to be back home with the kids.
16:37You want to come inside and see the kids?
16:38Well, the kids aren't here right now.
16:39I get it.
16:40Josh still has feelings for me.
16:41But I've been watching our marriage crumble for years.
16:42And when he stopped communicating, that's when I was really done.
16:46So, as much as I love him as a person, I gradually fell out of love with him through our
16:52really rough patches.
16:53And I don't want to give him any idea that there might still be something between us.
16:57I'm just saying I haven't.
16:58Yeah, I know.
16:59I'm fixing to move warehouses and stuff.
17:00I'm fixing to move warehouses and stuff.
17:01Yeah, I know.
17:02I'm sure you have a hundred million things to do.
17:03I do.
17:04I have a business to run.
17:05I do.
17:06I have a business to run.
17:07I'm sure.
17:08I'm fixing to move warehouses and stuff.
17:09I'm fixing to move warehouses and stuff.
17:10Yeah, I know.
17:11I'm sure you have a hundred million things to do.
17:12I'm sure.
17:13I do.
17:14I have a business to run.
17:35Come on up on, Mama June Family Crisis.
17:40I haven't dated since before Josh, which is literally 10 years ago.
17:46So you want to do this?
17:47Oh, he wanted you to come inside!
17:50He wanted him to tie that ass!
17:51No!
17:52It's going to be a lot worse if he finds out from somebody else.
17:55Why did I even say baby?
18:05You know, I'm actually proud of you, Junebug.
18:09You've been getting up, fixing lunches, and fixing breakfasts.
18:13Well, don't get too high on you now,
18:14because it ain't going to happen every day in the morning.
18:16I know, but you know, it does say a lot, you know.
18:19So, KDP, all she wants to do is eat junk,
18:21and damn, go out to fast food.
18:24But she's going to have to stop all that, though.
18:25Like, she's going to have to go home and do her homework,
18:27and you're going to be doing that homework,
18:29because it's been 30-something years
18:31since I've been out of school.
18:32Well, June, it's been about 20 years
18:33since I've been in school,
18:34so I don't know.
18:35Okay, well, tell me what the capital of Maine is.
18:39That's that Des-whatever or something like that.
18:42That's Illinois.
18:44Illinois, Chicago.
18:45Chicago, yeah.
18:46What the hell is the Des Moines?
18:48Well, you better get to learn.
18:49You better be studying your damn work up.
18:51I'm going to buy a tutor.
18:52No, we're going to put you on it.
18:53You the math queen.
18:55You know them numbers?
18:56Girl, I do.
18:57Well, what's 205 plus 375?
19:0108, 580.
19:05Yeah, wow.
19:06You got to do like this with your hands.
19:08You got to do it in the air.
19:09That's how you got to do it.
19:10That's how you do math.
19:11Okay.
19:12I mean, whatever works.
19:13I mean, I might not get to see a piece of paper
19:15and see the numbers on a piece of paper, but like my numbers
19:19started like when I was back in the coupon days.
19:22I mean, you can count the coupons.
19:23It's like you can count them dollars.
19:25It's like I count them calories.
19:27What are y'all doing?
19:28Yes, she is.
19:29Clipping coupons.
19:30What are you doing?
19:31I mean, I literally have a whole room in my house
19:34dedicated to laundry detergent.
19:35And you know how much I paid for it?
19:37Zero.
19:38I like to call myself gym-a-tician,
19:40because it's kind of like, you know, I know the numbers.
19:42I might be blind, but you ain't gonna, like,
19:45get no numbers past me.
19:47No.
19:48Mm-mm.
19:49I really need to stop here at the damn PE.
19:52For what?
19:53To make dinner for the girls.
19:54What you cooking?
19:56Your favorite.
19:57What's that?
19:58Tear-needle casserole.
19:59Oh, wow.
20:00Well, let me try to call pumpkin.
20:07What are you doing?
20:09Nothing, just at the warehouse, apparently.
20:11What are you doing?
20:12I'm just going to invite y'all for, like, dinner tomorrow night.
20:15All right.
20:17Eat any of that steam pot brewing,
20:19and come over there and spill the damn tea.
20:21I can't steam up.
20:23All right, well, I'll see you later.
20:26All right.
20:29So who's all coming over?
20:31I was going by Jessica and Pumpkin.
20:32Who many more people would have been by?
20:33What about Cheyenne?
20:35Well, man, she comes, she comes.
20:38Hey, it's Jessica.
20:39Leave a message.
20:41I thought we ought to spend Jessica's money, you know what I'm saying?
20:45Everything Cheyenne wants to do.
20:47I don't want to hurt Jessica's feelings by no means, but, I mean, I really hope that her and
20:53Cheyenne, like, run their course, and it ends very soon, because I cannot stand Cheyenne.
20:57My things with Cheyenne, I mean, she doesn't let Jessica spend time with her family anymore.
21:03Like, they're always doing stuff for, like, what Cheyenne wants to do.
21:06Cheyenne is, like, controlling.
21:08She always wants to, as soon as Jessica gets money, uh, we go on to the local Walmart.
21:14You can't save and be thinking about your future if all you're doing is spending it as fast as you're making it.
21:20I mean, Cheyenne really wears the pants in that relationship, because, you know, Jessica never comes around,
21:24Cheyenne never comes around, but damn sure, like, it's Cheyenne's family's house every day.
21:30Yeah, but if you don't like us, that's fine.
21:32You don't have to like us, you know?
21:34You don't have to associate with us.
21:49Hey.
21:55What?
21:56Are you gonna help me?
21:57Yeah, I'm coming.
21:58Mm-hmm.
21:59The new place, I am losing some square footage, but it's half the rent, and it's just a better location.
22:06Honestly, I could be putting that money somewhere else in my business.
22:10I wish Jessie would just get her ass here to just help me with this heavy lifting.
22:14I don't think that's gonna fit.
22:15Uh, no, because you didn't clean out your car.
22:18I've been busy, girl.
22:19Mm-hmm.
22:19Busy doing what?
22:21I mean, I had to go to Colorado, you know.
22:25Life is busy.
22:26Well, that's over now, so why are you still getting distracted on your phone?
22:29You're not telling me something.
22:34You can't lie to me.
22:35I...
22:36Well, it's a friend.
22:40A friend?
22:41A friend?
22:41You're gonna tell me and then you're dying to.
22:43Mm-hmm.
22:44Yep.
22:46To be honest, I've been wanting to spill the tea.
22:48Just been waiting for the right moment to do so.
22:52And I mean, what better way to do that to somebody who doesn't have a big old mouth?
22:56Okay, but listen, I hadn't told nobody because, like, I don't want all this drama, so I can't tell nobody.
23:03Okay.
23:03Not even Jessie.
23:05Oh, okay.
23:06Um, I've known him for a really long time.
23:10Mm-hmm.
23:11Like, we were friends back in school and then he messaged me on social media and then we've just
23:19kind of been talking and it's kind of nice.
23:23Like, he's sweet.
23:24Like, he just does things for me without me having to ask.
23:29Like, we go places and I do things that, like, I've never really done before.
23:32Like, like, I don't really like to go fishing, but I'll go fishing.
23:35Oh, so you're turning into a country girl?
23:36Yeah, with him.
23:40Get a grill.
23:43What's his name?
23:45His name is Darren.
23:46Does he have a criminal record?
23:48No.
23:49Okay.
23:50Girl, I learned that from my mama.
23:52You know, I learned the hard way from mama.
23:56Mama was arrested.
23:59Her ex, Gino, was arrested.
24:03Justin was arrested.
24:07Alana's boyfriend was arrested.
24:12I like my boys without an ankle monitor.
24:15Where's he from?
24:16He's from gray.
24:18Do I know him?
24:19I don't think so.
24:20Mm-mm.
24:21So how long has this been going on?
24:23Not really that long.
24:25It's like nothing serious.
24:26You know, like, I like the conversation.
24:28I like the dates.
24:29I like the sweetness.
24:30But just taking it slow.
24:32Right.
24:32Because I mean, I did.
24:33Easing your way back in.
24:34Right.
24:35I knew it.
24:37The only reason I haven't really told anybody is because it's like a little.
24:42I mean, it's not awkward for me.
24:44I just think it's going to be awkward for other people.
24:46I don't think so.
24:47Why?
24:49Um, because Darren and Josh.
24:56They're cousins.
24:57Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.
25:05Today is the day that me and Josh are going to make the divorce final.
25:09Yeah, I really don't even want to go in here and sign these papers if we're being honest.
25:12She hasn't come to work.
25:13She hasn't helped us move the warehouse.
25:14But then now she's off in Mexico.
25:17Jessie didn't want to tell us because she probably thought we wouldn't approve.
25:19I think it's about time I tell Jessica what I need to tell her.
25:28The only reason I haven't really told anybody is because I just think it's going to be awkward
25:32for other people.
25:34Why?
25:35Darren and Josh grew up together.
25:39They're cousins.
25:42Oh my god.
25:45No.
25:46But they're not blood cousins.
25:50Darren is related to Josh's stepfather, which Josh's stepdad is like a father to him,
25:55but there's no blood running.
25:58Not weird, right?
26:00Maybe just a little complicated.
26:01A hundred percent.
26:03So are you going to tell Josh?
26:08I just feel like there's a lot more to discuss with him than my dating life.
26:12You know what I mean?
26:13I don't know if we're quite there yet.
26:15I mean, do you think I should?
26:17For sure.
26:18Yeah.
26:21Me and Josh signed our divorce papers at the end of the week, and I do not want him
26:25finding out about Darren before that.
26:27I definitely think that it's going to upset him, and I don't want to see that reaction.
26:32Well, you seem happy.
26:34Happier.
26:36You deserve to be happy, so I'm happy for you.
26:38Oh, thank you.
26:41She better not tell nobody.
26:43Who am I going to tell?
26:44I don't know.
26:45The person in the mirror.
26:48Need to get the rest of the stuff packed up, though.
26:50Well, it's about damn time.
26:52Get up.
26:53We're almost done.
27:06I know.
27:07What are you even cooking?
27:10It's my mom's favorite tuna noodle casserole beside my meatballs.
27:14I mean, I could have made homemade beanie weenies.
27:15No, I would have ate the meatballs.
27:17Katelyn, you use literally that iPad like a gel.
27:22You stay 23 hours in your room with hands on that iPad and only come out here 30 minutes
27:28to eat.
27:28There's not a problem with that.
27:30Well, no, you need a break from the internet.
27:32You definitely do.
27:34Six hours on the weekend, we're going to do three hours in the week.
27:37Yeah, you can't just stay in your room all day.
27:39And if you can't do that, then I will take it from you in three hours.
27:40I have rights.
27:41I have rights.
27:43You don't, not as a child, you don't.
27:46Pumpkin is coming over, so you need to come out and socialize.
27:50She's about to try my, oh my god.
27:53Oh my god.
27:54I made it here.
27:58driveway.
28:04Mama's only got about three good dishes she can cook,
28:06and one of them happens to be tuna noodle casserole.
28:09And it's my comfort food.
28:11It is a lot traveling to mama's house out in the sticks,
28:14but I mean, I am bouncing from house to house,
28:17so a home-cooked meal from my mama, it'll serve me up right.
28:21There's always such a sand pit here.
28:22You got me some food ready.
28:25Almost, bitch.
28:26I got the eggs done.
28:27Let's see what you got.
28:28If you want to do something, you got to completely drain four of these cans.
28:33So what you're going to do is you got to be in there.
28:34Jen, I know how to drain the cans.
28:35This is a cooking class.
28:37Listen to her.
28:37Listen, you're going to open it up, and you're going to push it down
28:40and get all the water out of four cans, but not two.
28:42You got to push it all the way down though, Jess, and make sure.
28:44OK?
28:45Make sure it gets completely drained.
28:46Yeah.
28:49How was Tink's birthday at school as a family?
28:52I mean, I wouldn't necessarily say like a family, but we done it.
28:56It's called co-parenting, Jen.
28:58This was awkward, like he...
29:00Did you cross apart one?
29:01No, we rode...
29:02Telling how much he loves you?
29:03No, we rode in the car together.
29:06We went to the school, come right back to the house.
29:08Like, he asked me if I wanted to come inside,
29:11because the kids were about to be back.
29:12And I was like, no.
29:13Oh, he wanted you to come inside.
29:15He wanted to tell that ass one time while the kids wasn't there.
29:18No.
29:20He was.
29:21He was trying to get some pumpkin sugar for the pumpkin spice.
29:24It's not pumpkin spice season.
29:25Oh, wow.
29:27Pumpkin.
29:28What?
29:32What is that?
29:36She didn't even tell nobody.
29:37Nobody.
29:38Juma!
29:42What?
29:43You about to get you a new daughter-in-law.
29:49Really?
29:50Jessie proposed to Cheyenne.
29:52What the hell?
29:55Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.
29:58I am ready to be free from like my marriage.
30:03These times have been super tough on me.
30:05I can't keep it on download forever.
30:07I've only kissed a couple of men in my life, but so far, so good.
30:15Juma!
30:16What?
30:18You about to get you a new daughter-in-law.
30:22Jessie proposed to Cheyenne.
30:26And they're apparently on a cruise, so.
30:30I mean, I don't want to hurt Jessica's feelings by no means,
30:33but I definitely think Jessica can do better than Cheyenne.
30:36Honestly, Cheyenne, that's all she talks about ever since they've been together.
30:39When are we going to get married?
30:40When are we going to get married?
30:40When are we going to get married?
30:41When are we going to get married?
30:41When are we going to get married?
30:42I don't know, Cheyenne, but I'm sure she'll need somebody to financially back her for a witness.
30:50You paid for it.
30:52You're being ridiculous.
30:53Just like the damn engagement, I don't know that she's on a damn boat.
30:57Good way to tell your boss this is why you can't hire her full-time,
31:00because it's like I don't know she's out in the middle of the ocean getting proposed to.
31:04I think it's about time I tell Jessica what I need to tell her.
31:06Yeah, tell her.
31:12Come on, are you going to give me a bite or what?
31:13Here.
31:14That's all together 200 grams of protein. I got it.
31:21It good?
31:22I thought went in right.
31:25I usually love mama's tuna noodle casserole,
31:28but for some reason this right here is definitely nasty.
31:32There's more oil than noodles.
31:33I'm going to get some pizza.
31:35See if I make her a favorite meal again.
31:37Like what the heck?
31:38This has been a day.
31:56Curly Pop, what are you doing?
31:59I'm doing some schoolwork as of now.
32:02You know that tuna noodle casserole mama always made.
32:04It's usually good.
32:05It was nasty as hell tonight.
32:07I done had to come and get some pizza from somewhere else.
32:10Apparently there's something in the air.
32:11June's up tuna noodle casserole.
32:13Then, bitch, let me tell you about the tea I found out today.
32:18Oh my God, what did you find out today?
32:20Jessie done posted on social media that she like proposed to Cheyenne.
32:24She proposed.
32:26She hasn't come to work.
32:27She hasn't helped us move the warehouse.
32:29But then now she's off in Mexico on a cruise proposing.
32:33If anybody, I feel like we should have been the first tonight.
32:37Like, where are you?
32:37A hundred percent.
32:39Now, if I'm being honest, I don't really know that I really like Cheyenne.
32:44Anybody's being completely honest, I don't think really any of us like her.
32:48Jessie has been very different since the day she met Cheyenne.
32:51Yeah, like she don't do with us.
32:53It's like, so you're going to marry somebody who don't really want to do things with us?
32:56Oh my lovely lord.
33:01I feel like Jessica just like went and got engaged out of nowhere and didn't tell nobody
33:05because I think it's because she knows how we feel about Cheyenne.
33:09We don't like the way that Cheyenne treats Jessie.
33:11Or we don't like the fact that Jessie now doesn't come around as much that she's with Cheyenne.
33:16Or she doesn't include the family in as much.
33:19So I think that's the big part of like why Jessie didn't want to tell us because
33:23she probably thought we wouldn't approve.
33:25I'm not Cheyenne's biggest fan.
33:27And that's really because I feel like she keeps Jessie away from us.
33:31She doesn't want to do anything with us.
33:33And I just have a feeling that Cheyenne was probably the one who put Jessie up to asking me
33:38for Josh's sperm.
33:39I want to talk pumpkin about me and Cheyenne possibly having a baby and using Josh's go-go juice.
33:45What?
33:46She really wants another baby.
33:48And honestly, I think she'd go to any measures to get one.
33:51Well, all right, girly pop.
33:53You get to study in my little future nurse, Lonnie.
33:55Lonnie.
33:56Yeah, girl.
33:58Finals is coming up.
33:59Okay.
34:00Well, good luck.
34:01I guess TTYL.
34:03TTYL.
34:05Tonight is my cute little date night with Darren, but it's like, what do I wear?
34:22I've been doing this mom thing hardcore for six years.
34:25I can't tell if that's chocolate or .
34:27That right there is chocolate.
34:30Usually I got spit up on my shirt, some type of food, some type of juice.
34:35I know I can't go out like that.
34:37I do love these.
34:39Unfortunately, skinny jeans are out.
34:41Oh, you're crazy.
34:42Skinny jeans are definitely still in.
34:45I love a good pair of skinny jeans and roll them up to my ankle.
34:48These are my favorite, though.
34:53I haven't dated since before Josh, which was literally 10 years ago.
34:57And back then, I'd wear a t-shirt or a pair of shorts, because I mean, I was 14.
35:04I'm crying.
35:10It really is a lot more when you're an adult.
35:13Ooh, my lashes look so long.
35:15But Darren, like, when he texts me, I get butterflies.
35:19He even stops to bring me lunch when I'm at work.
35:21Like, that's kind of the way to win my heart over, especially with food.
35:27He's 6'3".
35:28He's got brown eyes.
35:30He's got a little shaggy cut.
35:31He's got a little shaggy cut.
35:33I love you.
35:34I love you.
35:34I love you, too much.
35:40You cross-acting.
35:42You still want super free.
35:45All in your favor.
35:46You have had your fun with me.
35:49I've only kissed a couple of men in my life, but so far, so good.
35:53That is going to be the end.
35:57I am breaking out.
36:03I am breaking out.
36:18Ooh.
36:24Ooh!
36:35Hello.
36:37It's all together in here.
36:39It's coming together.
36:41We got AC.
36:42Oh, and it feels so cool in here.
36:45Paisley is a really good worker.
36:46She got the warehouse moved in today.
36:48She's always bustin' tails.
36:50I can rely on her.
36:51She's trustworthy.
36:52So that's why I choose to let her know about Darren,
36:55because I know she's not telling my business to anybody.
36:57How did the date go?
37:01He's cool.
37:02Mm-hmm.
37:04So it sounds like you really, really like this Darren dude.
37:08It's fun.
37:09I think that, like, we have a good time together and we laugh.
37:13I don't want to rush into anything because I felt like I did that with Josh.
37:18I've been tied down for 10 years that I just would rather...
37:21Just let loose.
37:22Yeah, just, like, have fun.
37:24Honestly, though, we go out to eat.
37:26We go out of town to eat or get it to go and eat back at the house or whatever.
37:30Well, it is a small town.
37:32That's what I'm saying.
37:33Everybody be talking like, ugh, I hate it.
37:36Everybody's in your business.
37:38I can't keep it on the down load forever.
37:40Like, what am I going to do?
37:41Just never go out to eat?
37:42Never go out on a date?
37:43In a sense, that's where I feel like I still let, like, other people control my life, you know?
37:48Because I'm going to have to keep it on the down load.
37:50Well, when are you planning on telling him?
37:55It's going to be a lot worse if he finds out from somebody else before he finds out from you.
37:59What did I even say, basically?
38:14Well, you know, today is the day that me and Josh are going to make the divorce final.
38:20I am ready to be, you know, free from, like, my marriage.
38:27And for me, that's, like, being able to do what I want to do.
38:30Going and hanging out with my friends.
38:32Like, I am okay.
38:34So, let's just hope we can just be done with this part.
38:42Today has to be the hardest day of my life, for sure.
38:45Leaving something I thought I'd have for the rest of my life is, um,
38:49not the best feeling in the world.
38:50And these times have been super tough on me.
38:53And I'm sure it's vice versa in some weird way for her, too.
38:59But, yeah, I really don't even want to go in here and sign these papers, if we're being honest.
39:04What are you doing?
39:05What are you doing?
39:06What are you doing?
39:07What are you doing?
39:08I'm sure you want to do this.
39:09Yeah, you know, I think it's probably what's best.
39:13Nice to meet you show up.
39:28Yep.
39:30Sure you want to do this?
39:33Yeah, you know, I think it's probably what's best.
39:38Oh.
39:43You know, now that we're almost to the finish line of the divorce, I am a little nervous
39:47because, again, Josh could still flip it all and be like, no, I don't want to do this civil,
39:52I don't want to do it this way.
39:54So I'm just hoping we can get these papers finalized and just be done with it, and then
39:58he can find out about the boyfriend later.
40:01Hey, Lauren.
40:02Hi.
40:02Hey, Josh.
40:03Hey, Lauren.
40:04How are y'all?
40:05Doing okay.
40:07Good.
40:08We're here today to sign the paperwork that I've prepared.
40:12Okay.
40:13I'm going to get Sasha to notarize it for you, the signature, so don't sign it until
40:18she comes in.
40:24It's a feeling to know that I now have to focus on just solely myself and just the kids
40:33and figure out what I'm going to do in life to keep everybody comfortable and to continue
40:37to live the way I have lived, even without the person that I thought I was going to be
40:40with the rest of my life.
40:41Not a comforting feeling.
40:44The loneliness part of it sucks.
40:47Hate's a strong word, and I hate everything I'm having to go through.
40:52Every bit of it.
40:55We're all designed here.
40:59We're going to get a little out of here.
41:01Thank you very much.
41:13You're very welcome.
41:16Lauren, I forgot to ask you, do you want your maiden name back, or do you want to keep
41:21it, Eifred?
41:25I'll probably take my name back.
41:27What do you want me to have your name to be?
41:31It would just, the last name would be Shannon.
41:33I mean, I didn't really think that I'd have to answer these type of questions in front
41:36of Josh.
41:39Too soon.
41:41All right.
41:42I'll have that put in the divorce decree.
41:45Okay.
41:46All righty.
41:47Well, thank you so much.
41:49You bet.
41:50Have a good day.
41:50Have a good day.
41:51All right.
41:51Y'all too.
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