Mama June: From Not to Hot Season 7 Episode 6

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00:00Previously on Mama June Family Crisis,

00:03me and your daddy are not gonna be together anymore.

00:06Now that Ella knows Josh and I are getting a divorce,

00:09we've started the separation process.

00:11Me and Josh are doing this thing called nesting.

00:14He's at the house for a week.

00:16I'm at the house for a week.

00:17So I just made my bed at the warehouse.

00:20I'm just taking it at Mom's for a week.

00:22And we've been doing our best to get along

00:25because the kids' well-being is our main priority.

00:27I mean, speaking of Ella starting school,

00:29I'd like to kind of like be a part of that.

00:31It's fine.

00:32I'm also moving into a new warehouse

00:35and only have a week to get out.

00:36This place is so big, we don't even use half of it.

00:40If I can make a little bit of a budget cut here,

00:42then I can have more money to spend on inventory

00:44or more money to pay y'all.

00:45I wanna use this chance as like an open opportunity

00:49to try new things and like keep kind of maybe

00:51like the dating pool open, you know?

00:54Who next?

00:56Even though I'm not ready to tell anyone

00:58what I'm up to, Jessie's been poking her nose

01:01where it doesn't belong.

01:02Where are you going?

01:03Going to a business dinner.

01:05Going somewhere.

01:06There's something going on and I wanna know.

01:08I mean, do you know something I don't know

01:09that she's dating now?

01:11Meanwhile, Mama planned a quick 24-hour trip to Colorado

01:15to surprise Alana for her and Anna's birthday tribute.

01:17Look, I think Alana's not pissed that we're surprising her,

01:20but you know she never is Mama B.

01:22Oh, well.

01:23Even though Alana told Mama not to come.

01:26What are y'all even doing here?

01:27It was the perfect way for the family

01:28to celebrate Anna's first birthday without her

01:31and be together.

01:32I felt like, in a way, it was Anna.

01:35The bird just wanted to get up out of my hand and be free.

01:37She was there with us in that moment.

01:39Say bye-bye, Anna.

01:41Look, Mommy.

01:42What?

01:43Mommy, you want to see my ground off?

01:45Woo!

01:46You're getting better.

01:47Hey, hey, hey.

01:48Don't hit each other.

01:49Mama, look.

01:50Look, Mama.

01:51Sister, I see you.

01:52You did flip.

01:53Mommy, look.

01:54Look, Mama.

01:55Baby, I'm looking at you.

01:56I can't look no.

01:57Woo!

01:58I'm sorry.

01:59I'm sorry.

02:00I'm sorry.

02:01I'm sorry.

02:02I'm sorry.

02:03I'm sorry.

02:04I'm sorry.

02:05I'm sorry.

02:06I'm sorry.

02:07I'm sorry.

02:10I know he hit you.

02:11I'm sorry.

02:12I know he hit you.

02:13I'm sorry.

02:14You know, we just got in a few hours ago from our whirlwind of a trip to Colorado.

02:25And now that I'm back home, it's still Josh's week, which means he gets bath time and I

02:30get to enjoy some pumpkin time.

02:33And then you're like, oh, I'm sorry.

02:34I'm sorry.

02:35I'm sorry.

02:36I'm sorry.

02:37I'm sorry.

02:38I can't give it.

02:40I'm sorry.

02:41I can't give it.

02:42You can't give it, Mama.

02:43Susan, yay.

02:44Hello.

02:45Daddy, daddy.

02:46Daddy!

02:47Daddy, daddy!

02:48Oh!

02:49I love you.

02:50Daddy, daddy!

02:51Oh!

02:52I love you.

02:53What's that, baby?

02:54Oh!

02:55Yeah!

02:56Go give daddy a hug.

02:57Oh, my gosh.

02:58Everybody have fun with me.

02:59Go give Daddy a hug.

03:01Oh, my gosh.

03:02Did everybody have fun in Colorado?

03:04Oh, my goodness.

03:05Big old trip for everybody.

03:08Everyone did so good.

03:10Daddy got to pet a dove.

03:11It was so cute.

03:12It was so soft.

03:13Pet a dove?

03:14Yeah, and Gigi let it go, remember?

03:16Yeah.

03:17Yeah.

03:18I'm still not used to this whole bird nesting thing.

03:22Like, I feel like a guest in my own house.

03:25But, I mean, I am glad the kids had fun on the trip.

03:29The family trip that I'm, I guess, no longer a part of.

03:34Welcome to my new reality.

03:35Everybody had fun, though, so.

03:37Mommy fixing to go bye-bye.

03:40I am going to go bye-bye.

03:43Let me go get my bag, okay?

03:45Okay.

03:46I love you.

03:47Put it on the table.

03:48I love you.

03:49I love you.

03:50I love you more.

03:51I love you more.

03:52I guess call me if you need anything, really, you know.

03:55Where are you going?

03:57Um, to my friends.

03:59Bye, Tinky.

04:01I love you.

04:06Hey, can I come over?

04:09Okay, I'll be there in a minute.

04:12You know, I do miss my kids when I'm not with them.

04:15I have spent every day with them since they were born.

04:18But with this nesting thing, I do get a couple of days a week for myself.

04:22And I'm not staying at the warehouse every time.

04:37I'm kind of hungry today.

04:38Well, you can use your, uh...

04:40The machine, yeah, because you're just now cracking it out the box.

04:43It's been out the box.

04:44It's been out the box.

04:45You don't want to use it.

04:46You don't.

04:47Somebody else has got to do it for you.

04:49Well, you just said it was so easy.

04:51It is.

04:53You got to put the ingredients in there and then it freezes.

04:57So, look.

04:58Here goes the protein that you and Katie P talk about.

05:01There's so much around the house.

05:04Jemba.

05:05What?

05:06What are you doing?

05:07Trying to figure out what this creamy thing is all about.

05:11What?

05:12Should I leave?

05:13Oh, wow.

05:14You know, it's kind of nice to be able to go over to my mama's house when Josh is at the

05:18house with the kids.

05:19But what I will say is do not be inviting me over here, Jemba, when it is you and Justin's

05:25sexy time.

05:26Like, blech.

05:27No thanks.

05:28It's kind of chunky.

05:29How long are you supposed to stir this?

05:31I don't know, but no, but no, this machine is going to stir all that.

05:35It just said mix it and then freeze it for 24 hours.

05:39But this little thing is going to whip it.

05:41I know.

05:42After you're done, after it's frozen.

05:43No, it's going to whip it before, baby.

05:45Let me see, June.

05:46Let me see.

05:47Because you're blind.

05:50It's browning batter.

05:51It's good.

05:52I guess it's like some protein, something.

05:54Yeah, it's got collagen, so it's going to make you useful.

05:58It ain't that bad.

05:59I love that.

06:00That's one of my favorite ones.

06:01It ain't great either, though.

06:02You're like on a scale of 10 up here.

06:04Protein, protein, protein, protein, protein.

06:05Yes, you had to.

06:06I don't care.

06:07I just eat whatever.

06:08And you have to be in a calorie deficit to lose weight.

06:10How much do you weigh?

06:11194.3 or 4, I think it is.

06:13Oh, I'm 212.

06:15See?

06:16Because you eat all the time.

06:17That big ass is where your weight stays.

06:19Your ass.

06:20I can't help I have the biggest don't.

06:23Baby got back.

06:25So how was Josh when you gave the kids back to him after we came back from Colorado?

06:30He was fine.

06:31I'll see him tomorrow for, you know, Ella's first day of school stuff.

06:35Okay.

06:36And what about the first day of school?

06:38You gonna drop her ass off?

06:39Well, I know, but it's his days with Ella.

06:42I mean, it's just like Colorado.

06:43Like, I didn't just take the kids and just went to Colorado.

06:47Like, no, I sat there, I talked to him about it, made sure.

06:50Talk about that.

06:51You pull your ass up and take a picture and say beep beep, bye-bye.

06:54It's not how that works, Timo, when you're trying to be adults.

06:58I mean, you know, I did mention it to him the other day and he was cool with it.

07:01So I think I might just ride with him.

07:04What?

07:05Just go together.

07:06Riding together?

07:07I mean, what do we need to take two cars for him?

07:10Because y'all go separate ways.

07:12Because what if you got something to do that day or he's got something to do,

07:15you just gonna ride around with him all day long?

07:17No, hell no.

07:18And be kumbaya with him?

07:19No, but he can drop me back off at my car and then do his thing.

07:23Mama just doesn't get it.

07:26Every time she's been with a man, she splits with him and then that's it.

07:30I just think we're just too toxic for each other.

07:32I need to learn to love myself.

07:34I need to stop toxic relationships.

07:37I'm out.

07:38So she's the last person I'll be taking divorce advice from.

07:43I mean, so you really don't think that I should talk to Josh?

07:46No.

07:47Well, you know, that tells me that I need to because if you wouldn't, I would.

07:51Yep.

07:52Absolutely.

07:53You know, through this whole divorce, our biggest thing is making this process easy for Ella.

08:11And the first day of school has always been pretty big for me and Josh.

08:14We've always made that a big deal for her.

08:16And even though we're almost divorced, literally all we have to do is sign the paperwork.

08:21I feel like the least we could do is make Ella's first day normal.

08:32Josh!

08:33Ella!

08:40Ella Gray!

08:42We were supposed to be doing this cordial thing and being nice and taking care of the kids together.

08:49I just don't understand what's going on here.

08:51He knew I was coming and now he's not here.

08:53So what'd you do?

08:54Take Ella to school by yourself?

08:55Because that is not what we agreed on.

09:04Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.

09:07What's his name?

09:08His name is Darren.

09:09Juma!

09:12You about to get you a new daughter-in-law.

09:14What the hell?

09:16Let me tell you about the tea.

09:19Oh my lovely Lauren.

09:21Today is the day that me and Josh are going to make the divorce final.

09:25I really don't even want to go in here and sign these papers if we're being honest.

09:28Lauren, do you want your maiden name back?

09:39Josh!

09:40Ella!

09:46So what'd you do?

09:47Take Ella to school by yourself?

09:48Because that is not what we agreed on.

09:56You ready for school, Ellie?

09:58No.

09:59Your mama's calling.

10:00Hello?

10:01Hey.

10:02I thought we agreed to take Ella to school together today.

10:05Hey, listen dude.

10:06I'm literally pulling down the driveway.

10:08We are taking Ella to school together.

10:11Orange.

10:12God, your mama acts like somebody's going to leave her.

10:14I just farted.

10:15You just farted?

10:16You want to smell it?

10:17No, I don't, you weirdo.

10:20Alrighty.

10:25Ella Grace!

10:27I bought you an outfit.

10:28This is the outfit I want to wear.

10:30Okay.

10:31That's cute too.

10:32But then you can just wear this another time.

10:35Where y'all been?

10:36Uh, we used a big head!

10:38Of course you did.

10:41Well, go get your book bag and stuff, okay?

10:43Are you going to want this to drop me off?

10:45Of course I am.

10:46Okay.

10:47Wait up.

10:48You better hurry so we're not late on the first day.

10:51I don't care.

10:55Wait on Ella Grace as usual.

10:58Where are the twins at?

10:59Bubbies.

11:00They're with my mama boo.

11:04Ever since me and Josh split up, heat slips up and like calls me boo or calls me baby and it's like, eh, I'm not at that anymore.

11:11I can't believe I let that fly out of the old mouth because, um, calling each other pet names and things was a normality when we were together.

11:19So, things are going to fly out by accident, you know?

11:24No harm, no foul.

11:25Did you come in the house so wasn't nobody here?

11:27Uh, yeah, your truck's not here and we agreed together to take-

11:30I took Ella to get breakfast so she could eat before she went to school.

11:33Well, I'm sorry for my freaking out a little bit.

11:36No, don't.

11:41Mommy and Daddy are getting a divorce and it doesn't mean that much to me.

11:45Sometimes Mom sleeps here and sometimes Mom doesn't and sometimes Daddy sleeps here and sometimes Daddy doesn't.

11:51One good thing about the first day of school is that Mommy and Daddy are taking me together.

11:57Because that means I get all of the attention.

12:01Why are you throwing your book bag?

12:10Come on, you ready?

12:11Come on, you ready?

12:12I'm picking up my hair.

12:13Let Mommy put you in the back seat.

12:14Let's go to the first parade.

12:16I don't like school.

12:17Well, go get in your seat.

12:18Baby, you need to come on now.

12:32You're gonna be late for our little first day of school.

12:35Kayla, I'm gonna pack you a good lunch today.

12:39June, ain't nobody gonna be late.

12:41Like, we're trying to get up and get ourselves together.

12:44Like, you're in here rushing everybody.

12:46What are you doing?

12:47Making her a lunch.

12:48Katie P, you in here getting ready?

12:50Yeah.

12:51Curling your hair?

12:52I'm gonna try.

12:53You're gonna try it.

12:54You're gonna make you some eggs before you go to school, Katie P?

12:57No, thank you.

12:58Yeah, I don't even think she likes eggs, June.

13:01I never have.

13:02Eggs are good for you.

13:03It's nine grand approaching every day.

13:04There you go, now drop it.

13:05I think it's good.

13:06Here, curl this piece for my back piece.

13:09My hair needs to look skibbity.

13:11Well, listen, I don't know if I speak your language, but I take my parent duties very seriously,

13:16so we're gonna do what we need to do to get the job done.

13:18Okay, well, don't fry my hair off.

13:20I try not to.

13:22Oh, I'm sure you will.

13:25I mean, Katie P, I got you the favoritest lunch.

13:28All high in protein and good for you.

13:31June.

13:32What the heck?

13:33We don't care about healthy bars.

13:35I'm actually trying to teach Katie P that it's not all about chips and eating junk all the time.

13:40My little thing used to be is when I look at the menu, if your dessert menu sucks, then we ain't eating at this restaurant.

13:46We're picking somewhere else.

13:47I mean, my health suffered because of it.

13:54You'll have to change the way you look at food.

13:56The worst thing that could happen, I could die.

13:59I want better for myself, and I want better for Katie P.

14:02No, you can go all the way up, and just pull it down, and then just twist it up.

14:11Yeah, that one's too messed up.

14:13Y'all better hurry up!

14:14We're hurrying, June.

14:15You got 10 minutes to be schoolin' 30!

14:17It's been really great here since, like, we won custody and stuff, and I'm really happy about that.

14:24But school's finally starting, and I'm glad it's starting because I need a break from June's hollering.

14:31Looks good to me.

14:32Grab your book bag.

14:33Daddy, come on!

14:34Sure.

14:35We're coming, June, buddy.

14:36Like, you gotta give us time.

14:37She has to get ready.

14:38Look, I got some good snacks.

14:39Here, you can show these snacks with your friends.

14:41Oh, June, you coming to school with me?

14:42No.

14:43You're gonna show it with your friends?

14:44That's what it looks like, a June lunchbox.

14:46I'll get some school lunch.

14:47You don't sound so enthused.

14:48Good.

14:59Are you excited about your first day?

15:01Sure.

15:02Oh, you love school.

15:03I hate it.

15:04You don't hate school.

15:05I really, really do.

15:06No, you really, really don't.

15:07Yeah, you know how, like, Alana's a nurse in school?

15:10Don't you want to be a teacher?

15:11You have to go to school to be a teacher.

15:12You gotta have your house going to play.

15:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

15:14You're gonna let me walk you in today or no?

15:15No.

15:16No?

15:17No.

15:18No.

15:19No.

15:20No.

15:21No.

15:22No.

15:23No?

15:24No.

15:25No.

15:26No.

15:27I love you.

15:29I love you.

15:30You want me to help you?

15:32No, I got to.

15:33Don't forget your book bag.

15:35Have the best day ever.

15:37Best day ever.

15:38Bye, Alana.

15:39Bye, Alana.

15:40Love ya.

15:41Is he getting to the point now that she don't want us to walk around with her?

15:51No.

15:52She's getting so big.

15:53She don't want me to love on her no more and pick her up and give her all kisses and

16:01stuff.

16:02Just like whatever.

16:03You used to work there.

16:07That building?

16:08Yeah, I remember.

16:10Been around long enough.

16:12I didn't forget.

16:13Man, I know you didn't.

16:15Me and Pumpkin were together for 10 years.

16:19This is basically half of our lives.

16:21Doing things like taking Ella to school makes everything kind of just jumbled up.

16:28You just don't stop loving somebody overnight.

16:31Maybe she's feeling it too.

16:36It's crazy how grown up she is, really.

16:40Yeah.

16:51Well, Mama's fixing to be back home with the kids.

16:54You want to come inside and see the kids?

16:56Well, the kids aren't here right now.

16:59I get it.

17:03Josh still has feelings for me, but I've been watching our marriage crumble for years.

17:07And when he stopped communicating, that's when I was really done.

17:11So as much as I love him as a person, I gradually fell out of love with him through

17:16our really rough patches.

17:18And I don't want to give him any idea that there may still be something between us.

17:22I'm just saying, I haven't.

17:24Yeah, I know.

17:25I'm sure you have a hundred million things to do.

17:28I do.

17:29I have a business to run.

17:40Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.

17:43I haven't dated since before Josh, which was literally 10 years ago.

17:47Are you sure you want to do this?

17:48Oh, he wanted you to come inside.

17:50He wanted to cut that ass.

17:52No.

17:53It's going to be a lot worse if he finds out from somebody else.

17:55What did I even say, baby?

17:57You know, I'm actually proud of you, Junebug.

18:10And getting up, fixing lunches, and fixing breakfasts.

18:13Well, don't get too high now, because it's going to happen every day in the morning.

18:16I know, but you know, it does say a lot, you know.

18:19So Katie P, all she wants to do is eat junk, and damn, go out to fast food.

18:23But she's going to have to stop all that, though.

18:25She's going to have to go home and do her homework, and you're going to be doing that

18:28homework, because it's been 30-something years since I've been out of school.

18:31Well, Junior's been about 20 years since I've been in school, so I don't know.

18:35Okay, well, tell me what the capital of Maine is.

18:38That's that Des-whatever or something like that.

18:41That's Illinois.

18:43Illinois, Chicago.

18:44Chicago, yeah.

18:46What the hell is the Des Moines?

18:48Well, you better get to learn.

18:49You better be studying your damn work up.

18:51I'm going to buy a tutor.

18:52No, we're going to put you on it.

18:53You the math queen.

18:54You know them numbers, girl.

18:55I am.

18:56I do.

18:57Well, what's 205 plus 375?

19:0108.

19:04580.

19:05Oh, wow.

19:06You got to do like this with your hands.

19:08You're in the air.

19:09That's how you do math.

19:11Okay.

19:12I mean, whatever works.

19:13I mean, I might not get to see a piece of paper and see the numbers on a piece of paper,

19:17but, like, my numbers started, like, when I was back in the coupon days.

19:21I mean, you can count the coupons.

19:23It's like, you can count them dollars.

19:25It's like, I count them calories.

19:26No, she's fine.

19:27What are y'all doing?

19:28Yes, she is.

19:29Clipping coupons.

19:30What are you doing?

19:31I mean, I literally have a whole room in my house dedicated to laundry detergent.

19:35And you know how much I paid for it?

19:372-0.

19:38I like to call myself gym-a-tician, because it's kind of like, you know, I know the numbers.

19:42I might be blind, but you ain't gonna, like, get no numbers past me.

19:47No.

19:48Mm-mm.

19:49I really need to stop here at a damn piggy-eaky.

19:51For what?

19:52To make dinner for the girls.

19:53What you cooking?

19:55Your favorite.

19:56What's that?

19:57Two noodle casserole.

19:58Oh, wow.

19:59Well, let me try to call pumpkin.

20:01What are you doing?

20:02Nothing.

20:03Just at the warehouse.

20:04What are you doing?

20:05Nothing.

20:06Just at the warehouse.

20:07What are you doing?

20:08I'm just calling to invite you out for, like, dinner tomorrow night.

20:10All right.

20:11You didn't eat that steam pot brewing and come over here and spill the damn tea.

20:12I can't steam up.

20:13All right.

20:14Well, I'll see you later.

20:15All right.

20:16All right.

20:17All right.

20:18All right.

20:19So who's all coming over?

20:20I was going by Jessica and pumpkin.

20:21Who many more people would have been by?

20:22What about Cheyenne?

20:23Well, I mean, if she comes, she comes.

20:24Hey, it's Jessica.

20:25Leave a message.

20:26Probably outspending Jessica's money.

20:27You know what I'm saying?

20:28Everything Cheyenne wants to do.

20:29I don't want to hurt Jessica's feelings by no means, but, I mean, I really hope that

20:31her and Cheyenne, like, run their course and it ends very soon.

20:33All right.

20:34All right.

20:35All right.

20:36All right.

20:37All right.

20:38So who's all coming over?

20:39I was going by Jessica and pumpkin.

20:40Who many more people would have been by?

20:41What about Cheyenne?

20:42Well, I mean, if she comes, she comes.

20:43Hey, it's Jessica.

20:44Leave a message.

20:45Probably ought to spend Jessica's money.

20:46You know what I'm saying?

20:47Everything Cheyenne wants to do.

20:48I don't want to hurt Jessica's feelings by no means, but, I mean, I really hope

20:51that her and Cheyenne, like, run their course and it ends very soon because I cannot stand

20:57Cheyenne.

20:58My things with Cheyenne, I mean, she doesn't let Jessica spend time with her family anymore.

21:03Like, they're always doing stuff for, like, what Cheyenne wants to do.

21:06Cheyenne is, like, controlling.

21:08She always wants to, as soon as Jessica gets money, we go on to the local Walmart.

21:14You can't save and be thinking about your future if all you're doing is spending it as

21:19fast as you're making it.

21:20I mean, Cheyenne really wears the pants in that relationship because, you know, Jessica

21:24never comes around.

21:25Cheyenne never comes around.

21:26But damn sure, like, it's Cheyenne's family's house every day.

21:30Yeah, but if you don't like us, that's fine.

21:32You don't have to like us, you know?

21:34You don't have to associate with us.

21:37Hey.

21:38What?

21:39Are you gonna help me?

21:40Yeah, I'm coming.

21:41Mm-hmm.

21:42The new place, I am losing some square footage, but it's half the rent and it's just a better

21:48location.

21:49Honestly, I can be putting that money somewhere else in my business.

21:50I wish Jessie would just get her ass here to just help me with this heavy lifting.

21:54I don't think that's gonna fit.

21:55No, because you didn't clean up your car.

21:56I've been busy, girl.

21:57Mhm.

21:58Busy doing what?

21:59I mean, I had to go to Colorado, you know?

22:00I'm not gonna stay with me.

22:01No, I'm not gonna go to Colorado.

22:02But I'm just gonna go to Colorado.

22:03I'm not gonna go to Colorado.

22:04But I'm gonna go to Colorado.

22:05I'm not gonna go to Colorado.

22:06I'm not gonna go to Colorado.

22:07You know?

22:08What?

22:09What?

22:10What?

22:11Are you gonna help me?

22:12Yeah, I'm coming.

22:13Mmhmm.

22:14The new place, I am losing some square footage, but it's half the rent and it's just a better location.

22:19Mm-hmm. Busy doing what?

22:21I mean, I had to go to Colorado.

22:23You know, life is busy.

22:26Well, it's over now,

22:27so why are you still getting distracted on your phone?

22:31You're not telling me something.

22:34You can't lie to me.

22:35I...

22:37Well, it's a friend.

22:40A friend? You're gonna tell me,

22:42and then you're dying to.

22:44Yep.

22:45To be honest, I've been wanting to spill the tea.

22:48Just been waiting for the right moment to do so.

22:51And I mean, what better way to do that

22:53to somebody who doesn't have a big old mouth?

22:56Okay, but listen, I hadn't told nobody

22:59because, like, I don't want all this drama.

23:01So, can't tell nobody.

23:03Okay. Not even Jessie.

23:05Oh, okay.

23:06Um...

23:08I've known him for a really long time.

23:11Mm-hmm.

23:12We were friends back in school,

23:14and then he messaged me on social media.

23:17And then we've just kind of been talking,

23:20and it's kind of nice.

23:22Like, he's sweet.

23:24Like, he just does things for me

23:26without me having to ask.

23:28Like, we go places,

23:30and I do things that, like,

23:31I've never really done before.

23:32Like, I don't really like to go fishing,

23:34but I'll go fishing.

23:35Oh, so you're turning into a country girl.

23:36Yeah, with him.

23:38Get a grill.

23:41What's his name?

23:44His name is Darren.

23:46Does he have a criminal record?

23:47No.

23:48Okay.

23:49Girl, I learned that from my mama.

23:51You know, I learned the hard way from mama.

23:55Mama was arrested.

23:57Her ex, Geno, was arrested.

24:01Justin was arrested.

24:04Alana's boyfriend was arrested.

24:08I like my boys without an ankle monitor.

24:14Where's he from?

24:16He's from Gray.

24:17Do I know him?

24:18I don't think so.

24:19Mm-mm.

24:20So how long has this been going on?

24:22Not really that long.

24:24It's, like, nothing serious.

24:25You know, like, I like the conversation.

24:27I like the dates.

24:28I like the sweetness, but...

24:30Just taking it slow.

24:31Right.

24:32Because, I mean, I did...

24:33Easing your way back in.

24:34Right.

24:35I knew it.

24:36The only reason I haven't really told anybody

24:38is because it's, like, a little...

24:41I mean, it's not awkward for me.

24:43I just think it's gonna be awkward for other people.

24:46Why?

24:49Um, because...

24:51Darren and Josh.

24:56They're cousins.

25:01Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.

25:04Today is the day that me and Josh

25:07are gonna make the divorce final.

25:09Yeah, I really don't even want to go in here

25:10and sign these papers, if we're being honest.

25:12She hasn't come to work.

25:13She hasn't helped us move the warehouse.

25:14But then now she's off in Mexico.

25:16Jessie didn't want to tell us

25:17because she probably thought we wouldn't approve.

25:19I think it's about time I tell Jess what I need to tell her.

25:28The only reason I haven't really told anybody

25:30is because I just think it's gonna be awkward for other people.

25:33Why?

25:34Darren and Josh grew up together.

25:37They're cousins.

25:38Oh, my God.

25:39No!

25:40They're not blood cousins.

25:41Darren is related to Josh's stepfather, which Josh's stepdad is like a father to him, but there's no blood running.

25:58Not weird, right?

25:59Maybe just a little complicated.

26:01A hundred percent.

26:03So are you gonna tell Josh?

26:05I just feel like there's a lot more to discuss with him than my dating life.

26:12You know what I mean?

26:13Yeah.

26:14I don't know if we're quite there yet.

26:15I mean, do you think I should?

26:17For sure.

26:18Yeah.

26:19Me and Josh signed our divorce papers at the end of the week, and I do not want him finding out about Darren before that.

26:27I definitely think that it's gonna upset him, and I don't wanna see that reaction.

26:31Well, you seem happy.

26:34Happier.

26:35You deserve to be happy.

26:37So I'm happy for you.

26:39Oh, thank you.

26:41She better not tell nobody.

26:43Who am I gonna tell?

26:44I don't know.

26:45The person in the mirror.

26:47Need to get the rest of the stuff packed up, though.

26:50Well, it's about damn time.

26:52Get up.

26:53We're almost done.

26:55I know.

27:01What are you even cooking?

27:10It's one of my favorite tuna noodle casserole beside my meatballs.

27:13I mean, I could've made homemade beanie weenies.

27:15Nah, I would've ate the meatballs.

27:17Katelyn, you use literally that iPad like a jail.

27:21You stay 23 hours in your room with the hands on that iPad and only come out here 30 minutes to eat.

27:28There's not a problem with that.

27:30Well, no, you need a break from the internet.

27:32You definitely do.

27:33Six hours on the weekend.

27:35We're gonna do three hours in the week.

27:37Yeah, you can't just stay in your room all day.

27:39And if you can't do that, then I will take it from you three hours.

27:41I have rights.

27:42I have rights.

27:43You don't, not as a child, you don't.

27:46Pumpkin is coming over, so you need to come out and socialize.

27:49She's about to try my...

27:51Oh, my God.

27:52Oh, my God.

27:54I hate it, dear.

27:57The driveway.

27:58Mama's only got about three good dishes she can cook, and one of them happens to be tuna

28:08noodle casserole, and it's my comfort food.

28:11It is a lot traveling to Mama's house out in the sticks, but I mean, I am bouncing from

28:15house to house, so a home-cooked meal from my Mama, it'll serve me up right.

28:20There's always such a sand pit here.

28:23You got me some food ready.

28:25Almost, bitch.

28:26I got the eggs done.

28:27Let's see what you got.

28:28If you want to do something, you got to completely drain four of these cans.

28:33So what you're gonna do is you gotta be in there.

28:34Jen, I know how to drain the cans.

28:35This is a cooking class.

28:36Listen to her.

28:37Listen, you're gonna open it up and you're gonna push it down and get all the water out

28:41of four cans, but not two.

28:42You gotta push it all the way down though, Jess, and make sure, okay?

28:45Make sure it gets completely drained.

28:46Yeah.

28:47How was a teen's first day at school as a family?

28:52I mean, I wouldn't necessarily say like a family, but we done it.

28:56It's called co-parenting, Jen.

28:57This was awkward, like he...

28:59Did you cross apart a lot?

29:00No, we rode...

29:01Telling how much he loves you?

29:03No, we rode in the car together.

29:05We went to the school, come right back to the house.

29:08Like, he asked me if I wanted to come inside because the kids were about to be back.

29:12And I was like, no.

29:13Oh, he wanted you to come inside.

29:15He wanted to tear that ass one time while the kids wasn't there.

29:18No.

29:19He was.

29:20He was trying to get some pumpkin sugar for the pumpkin spice.

29:23It's not pumpkin spice season.

29:26Oh, wow.

29:27Pumpkin.

29:28What?

29:32What is that?

29:36She didn't even tell nobody.

29:37Nobody.

29:38Juma!

29:43What?

29:44You about to get you a new daughter-in-law.

29:49Really?

29:50Jessie proposed to Cheyenne.

29:52What the hell?

29:55Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.

29:58I am ready to be free from, like, my marriage.

30:03These times have been super tough on me.

30:05I can't keep it on download forever.

30:07I've only kissed a couple of men in my life, but so far, so good.

30:15Juma!

30:16What?

30:18You about to get you a new daughter-in-law.

30:22Jessie proposed to Cheyenne.

30:24And they're apparently on a cruise, so.

30:30I mean, I don't want to hurt Jessica's feelings by no means, but I definitely think Jessica can do better than Cheyenne.

30:36Honestly, Cheyenne, that's all she talks about, ever since they've been together.

30:39When we gonna get married?

30:40When we gonna get married?

30:41When we gonna get married?

30:42When we gonna get married?

30:43When we gonna get married?

30:44I don't know, Juma, but I'm sure she'll need somebody to financially back her for a win.

30:49Bitch, you paid for it.

30:52You're being ridiculous.

30:53Just like the damn engagement, I don't know that she's on a damn boat.

30:56Good way to tell your boss this is why you can't hire her full-time, because it's like I don't know that she's out in the middle of the ocean getting proposed to.

31:03I think it's about time I tell Jessica what I need to tell her.

31:06Yeah, tell her.

31:12Juma, are you gonna give me a bite or what?

31:13Here.

31:14That's all together, 200 grams of protein.

31:16I got it.

31:21You good?

31:22I thought we didn't go out there.

31:23I usually love Mama's tuna noodle casserole, but for some reason, this right here is definitely nasty.

31:32There's more oil than noodles.

31:33I'm going to get some pizza.

31:35See if I make her favorite meal again.

31:37Like what the heck?

31:38This has been a day.

31:39Birthday.

31:40I'm going to get some pizza off the other day.

31:57Holy Pop, what are you doing?

31:59I'm doing some schoolwork as of now.

32:02You know that tuna casserole mama always makes.

32:04It's usually good,

32:05it was nasty as hell tonight.

32:07I done had to come and get some pizza from somewhere else.

32:10Apparently there's something in the air.

32:11June's up tuna casserole, then bitch.

32:15Let me tell you about the tea I found out today.

32:18Oh my God, what did you find out today?

32:20Jessie done posted on social media

32:22that she like proposed to Cheyenne.

32:25She proposed?

32:26She hasn't come to work.

32:27She hasn't helped us move the warehouse.

32:29But then now she's off in Mexico on a cruise proposing.

32:34If anybody, I feel like we should have been the first tonight.

32:37A hundred percent.

32:40Now if I'm being honest,

32:42I don't really know that I really like Cheyenne.

32:45Anybody's being completely honest,

32:46I don't think really any of us like her.

32:48Jessie has been very different

32:50since the day she met Cheyenne.

32:51Yeah, like she don't do with us.

32:53It's like, so you're gonna marry somebody

32:54who don't really wanna do things with us?

32:55Oh, my lovely Lord.

33:00I feel like Jessica just like went and got engaged

33:03out of nowhere and didn't tell nobody

33:05because I think it's because she knows how we feel about Cheyenne.

33:08We don't like the way that Cheyenne treats Jessie

33:11or we don't like the fact that Jessie now doesn't come around

33:14as much that she's with Cheyenne

33:16or she doesn't include the family in as much.

33:18So I think that's the big part of like why Jessie didn't want to tell us

33:22because she probably thought we wouldn't approve.

33:25I'm not Cheyenne's biggest fan

33:27and that's really because I feel like she keeps Jessie away from us.

33:31She doesn't want to do anything with us.

33:33And I just have a feeling that Cheyenne was probably the one

33:36who put Jessie up to asking me for Josh's sperm.

33:39I want to talk pumpkin about me and Cheyenne

33:42possibly having a baby and using Josh's go-go juice.

33:45What?

33:47She really wants another baby.

33:48And honestly, I think she'd go to any measures to get one.

33:51Well, all right, girly pop.

33:53You get to study in my little future nurse, Lonnie.

33:56Lonnie.

33:56Yeah, girl.

33:58Finals is coming up.

34:00OK, well, good luck.

34:01I guess, T-T-Y-L.

34:03T-T-Y-L.

34:17Tonight is my cute little date night with Darren,

34:20but it's like, what do I wear?

34:22I've been doing this mom thing hardcore for six years.

34:26I can't tell if that's chocolate or .

34:29That right there is chocolate.

34:30Usually, I got spit up on my shirt,

34:32some type of food, some type of juice.

34:35I know I can't go out like that.

34:37I do love these.

34:39Unfortunately, skinny jeans are out.

34:42You're crazy.

34:43Skinny jeans are definitely still in.

34:46I love a good pair of skinny jeans and roll them up to my ankle.

34:49These are my favorite, though.

34:53I haven't dated since before Josh,

34:56which was literally 10 years ago.

34:57And back then, I'd wear a T-shirt or a pair of shorts,

35:00because I mean , I was 14.

35:07OK.

35:10It really is a lot more when you're an adult.

35:13Oh, my lashes look so long.

35:15But Darren, like, when he texts me, I get butterflies.

35:19He even stops to bring me lunch when I'm at work.

35:22Like, that's kind of the way to win my heart over,

35:24especially with food.

35:27He's 6'3", he's got brown eyes,

35:30he's got a little shaggy cut.

35:33Do you want to dare you to kiss her?

35:34Yeah.

35:40Too much.

35:49I've only kissed a couple of men in my life,

35:51but so far, so good.

35:55That is going to get bent.

35:56I am breaking out.

36:03I am breaking out.

36:18Ooh.

36:19Ooh.

36:35Hello.

36:36It's all together in here.

36:39It's coming together.

36:41We got AC.

36:42Oh, and it feels so cool in here.

36:45Paisley is a really good worker.

36:46She got the warehouse moved in today.

36:48She's always busting tail.

36:50I can rely on her.

36:51She's trustworthy.

36:52So that's why I choose to let her know about Darren,

36:55because I know she's not telling my business to anybody.

36:58How did the date go?

37:01He's cool.

37:02Mm-hmm.

37:04So it sounds like you really, really like this Darren dude.

37:08It's fun.

37:09I think that we have a good time together, and we laugh.

37:13I don't want to rush into anything,

37:16because I felt like I did that with Josh.

37:17I've been tied down for 10 years that I just would rather.

37:21Just let loose.

37:21Yeah, just like have fun.

37:23Honestly, though, we go out to eat.

37:25We go out of town to eat, or get it to go and eat back

37:29at the house or whatever.

37:31Well, it is a small town.

37:32That's what I'm saying.

37:33Everybody be talking like, ugh, I hate it.

37:36Everybody's in your business.

37:38I can't keep it on download forever.

37:40What am I going to do, just never go out to eat,

37:42never go out on a date?

37:43In a sense, that's where I feel like I still

37:46let other people control my life, you know?

37:48Because I'm having to keep it on the down low.

37:52Well, when are you planning on telling him?

37:55It's going to be a lot worse if he finds out from somebody else

37:57before he finds out from you.

37:59What did I even say, basically?

38:14Well, you know, today is the day that me and Josh

38:18are going to make the divorce final.

38:20I am ready to be, you know, free from, like, my marriage.

38:27And for me, that's, like, being able to do what I want to do,

38:30going and hanging out with my friends.

38:32Like, I am OK.

38:34So let's just hope we can just be done with this part.

38:42Today has to be the hardest day of my life, for sure.

38:45Leaving something I thought I'd have for the rest of my life

38:47is not the best feeling in the world.

38:50And these times have been super tough on me.

38:53And I'm sure it's vice versa in some weird way for her, too.

38:59But yeah, I really don't even want to go in here

39:03and sign these papers, if we're being honest.

39:17Nice to meet you, show up.

39:24What are you doing?

39:25Nice to meet you, show up.

39:26What are you doing?

39:28Yep.

39:30Sure you want to do this?

39:33Yeah, you know, I think it's probably what's best.

39:38Oh.

39:43You know, now that we're almost to the finish line of the divorce,

39:46I am a little nervous, because again,

39:48Josh could still flip it all and be like, no,

39:51I don't want to do this civil.

39:52I don't want to do it this way.

39:54So I'm just hoping we can get these papers finalized

39:57and just be done with it.

39:58And then he can find out about the boyfriend later.

40:01Hey, Lauren.

40:02Hi.

40:02Hey, Josh.

40:03Hi.

40:04How are y'all?

40:05Doing OK.

40:07Good.

40:08We're here today to sign the paperwork that I've prepared.

40:12OK.

40:13I'm going to get Sasha to notarize it for you, the signature.

40:17So don't sign it until she comes in.

40:19It's a feeling to know that I now have to focus on just solely

40:31myself and just the kids and figure out what I'm going to do in life

40:35to keep everybody comfortable and to continue to live the way I have lived,

40:38even without the person that I thought I was going to be with the rest of my life.

40:41It's not a comforting feeling.

40:44The loneliness part of it sucks.

40:47Hate's a strong word, and I hate everything I'm having to go through.

40:52Every bit of it.

40:53OK.

40:55Are y'all designed here?

40:57OK.

40:58OK.

40:59OK.

41:00OK.

41:01OK.

41:02OK.

41:03OK.

41:04OK.

41:05OK.

41:06OK.

41:07OK.

41:08OK.

41:09OK.

41:10OK.

41:11OK.

41:12OK.

41:13OK.

41:14OK.

41:15OK.

41:16Thank you very much.

41:17You're very welcome.

41:20Lauren, I forgot to ask you, do you want your maiden name back,

41:22or do you want to keep it Ifrid?

41:25I'll probably take my name back.

41:27What do you want me to have your name to be?

41:30Um, it would just, the last name would be Shannon.

41:32I mean, I didn't really think that I'd have to answer these type of questions in front of Josh.

41:39Too soon.

41:40All right.

41:41I'll have that put in the divorce decree.

41:44OK.

41:45All righty.

41:46Well, thank you so much.

41:47You bet.

41:48Have a good day.

41:49Have a good day.

41:50All right.

41:51Y'all too.

41:52All right.

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