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Mama June- From Not To Hot Season 7 Episode 5 - Full
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00:00.
00:08Previously on Mama June Family Crisis.
00:11Today we walk out of the courtroom, it's bright, it's sunny.
00:14This is Anna right now.
00:15And look, she's happy.
00:17Now that Mama has custody of Caitlyn, we can all breathe.
00:21We can finally let Anna's name go to rest.
00:23I feel like Caitlyn and everybody else
00:25can just move on with life.
00:28Even though we might be a dysfunctional family,
00:30our dysfunctionality works for our family.
00:32But with Anna's birthday fast approaching,
00:35it was hard on all of us, especially Alana.
00:38Me and Anna shared the exact same birthday,
00:41and this will be the first one without her.
00:42So it's definitely going to be hard.
00:44I was thinking about inviting the fam.
00:47The fam?
00:48They got too much drama down there.
00:50But maybe they won't bring the drama out here, you know?
00:52Your mother, she's going to bring it everywhere.
00:55Meanwhile, we are all ready to start new chapters in our lives.
00:59We're getting a divorce.
01:01What?
01:01I mean, I'm ready to move the helipot out of here now.
01:03I do want like a four or five bedroom house.
01:05No guy.
01:06All this going on with Pumpkin and Josh.
01:09If you'd rather go to court, you don't know if Alana's
01:11going to need a place to go.
01:12There's not a 100% chance that if we do take it to trial,
01:14that she'll win.
01:15He gets a year.
01:16You still going to stay out in Colorado?
01:18Like, I had to figure it out.
01:19And for me, that means saying goodbye to my marriage.
01:22We do need to make this divorce final.
01:24You sure that's what you want to do?
01:25Yeah.
01:26And now Josh and I have to do something we've been dreading.
01:29Why are we good by ourselves?
01:31Well, you know, because we have something we need to tell you.
01:34I mean, it's very important.
01:36Me and your daddy are not going to be together anymore.
01:52Me and daddy both still love you.
01:59I mean, but it's just like adult stuff, you know, that you don't,
02:05I don't think, really understand right now.
02:08But you will one day.
02:10What do you think about that?
02:15I don't know.
02:17What do you mean you don't know?
02:19I don't know.
02:21Well, I don't know what's going to feel, but I don't like this.
02:25Well, I mean, nothing's really changing except me and mommy are just aren't together.
02:28So everything remains the same.
02:30Like, daddy still loves you and the babies just as much as I did yesterday.
02:33You know, and mommy does too.
02:37So Ella didn't have any big reaction.
02:40What do you think about that?
02:41You think she...
02:44No, I apologize.
02:45No.
02:47Thank you, Josh, for being open and honest.
02:50And all this stuff is not easy to talk about.
02:54It's a little rough.
02:55Yeah.
02:56So much pain attached to it, you know?
02:57If you do have questions then, Seb, I want you to be able to talk to me or daddy.
03:08So are we still going to live in all the same house together?
03:12For just a little while.
03:13And then what?
03:15Well, one of us is going to move out.
03:19Do you love each other anymore?
03:22I'll always love your daddy.
03:26I just don't, you know, love him like that.
03:34It's different as adults.
03:35You can process things a little bit easier than kids.
03:38And looking at Ella, this is probably one of the hardest things I've ever had to do.
03:47I love you, mama, babe.
03:51Telling Ella about the divorce is breaking my heart.
03:55I remember when my parents split, it was super tough to navigate because we didn't understand
04:01as, you know, kids what was going on or why we weren't staying in the same house.
04:05So I'm sure for Ella that it's probably the same way.
04:11And I just want to make sure that Ella understands that I'm here to help her navigate through it.
04:15I'm here to make it easier.
04:17I love you.
04:19I love you.
04:20Bye.
04:21Right now, me and Josh are doing this thing called nesting, which basically he's at the
04:47house for a week, and then I'm at the house for a week, and then we kind of just figure out where
04:52we're going to stay for the week. Bye, love y'all. So, I just made my bed at the warehouse. I feel like
05:03I don't have my kids, and wake up at work, go to sleep at work. It's all about what the kids need.
05:11Doing it by yourself is a whole other ballgame. It's a constant battle with bath time and diapers
05:20and all this stuff. I mean, it's hard. So, tonight's another freaking night at the warehouse.
05:28It's a couple more days, and I get the onions back, so I'm ready for that.
05:32Well, it's been acting a little, like, kind of weird about it, but it's nothing, like,
05:37out of the ordinary I feel like I need to worry about. I don't know. I just think the more we
05:43just keep moving on into the future, everybody will be better. I'm home. I missed y'all.
05:54I'm just kicking it at moms for the week. I just hate being alone in the weeks that it is not my week,
06:00because all you get to do is have time to sit and reflect and think about all the things you
06:04can change or go back and fix. As y'all can tell, all my freaking hair, it has been a long day.
06:13Being a single mom, it is kind of hard, because, like, there's not another parent here where I
06:17could just be like, hey, can you go grab me? I'm like, no, I got to stop everything that I'm doing.
06:21Again, it's just, it is a little bit of an adjustment, for sure.
06:35Oh, okay, well, I'm going to call Pumpkin, and you're going to go in and get the table, okay?
06:40I guess.
06:40Yeah, that's what you're going to do. Get your butt up there.
06:43I turned 19 next week, and it's a little bittersweet, because me and Anna shared the
06:48same birthday, so it's 100% going to be hard, but I knew for a fact that I wanted to do something
06:53to celebrate Anna, so I'm hoping that we can all come together as a big family, no arguing,
07:00no drama, but that's if I can even convince Pumpkin to come.
07:06Give me that.
07:07Why? Give me what?
07:09Give me this one.
07:11This?
07:11This.
07:13Here.
07:16You look like Ella.
07:19Hey, girly pop.
07:21Hey, girly pop, what are you doing?
07:22How's life? Give me a little update.
07:25I'm going to try to clean up, feed the kids, and then I've got Josh's mama coming over to
07:30watch the kids.
07:31Anyways, I have this great idea. I was trying to...
07:33Hold on, girly pop.
07:35What are y'all in here doing?
07:38I'm going to call you back in a little bit, all right?
07:40Yeah.
07:41Well, I would love her talking to Pumpkin, and, well, really, I wouldn't even say I was
07:50talking to Pumpkin, because she wouldn't even let me get a word in.
07:53I understand, like, she's got a busy life and stuff, but, like, girly pop, I want to talk.
07:57Hey, my love, are you ready?
07:59So, this is a cranberry croissant.
08:01Is there anything else I can get you?
08:03Um, no, I think that'll be all.
08:05Well, enjoy, okay?
08:06Well, it doesn't even seem like Pumpkin has time to even listen to my plans, so I'm going
08:11to call Mama.
08:12We all know she loves a last-minute trip.
08:15I should call Mama.
08:16Right now.
08:17No, because then she'll tell Pumpkin, and then it'll all get transferred.
08:20It'll be quick.
08:21It'll be quick.
08:22Turn it to 8.5.
08:24I mean, baby, come on out.
08:26Work it for the views.
08:27I need to sell all these walking pads, because I need to make this moolah.
08:31You can put your husband on here, and, you know, y'all can have fun.
08:35Oh, wow.
08:36Or him.
08:36Am I your show?
08:38Your entertainment?
08:43Hello?
08:45Hey, what's up?
08:47Watching Justin about to bust his ass, because he's on his, he's on my welcome page.
08:51You know, I got from, like, Tito Shop.
08:53Nice of you to call me, you know what I'm saying?
08:55What's up?
08:56We're just been having dinner.
08:57I have, like, the best idea for my birthday.
09:00Hey, at least you're, like, in Colorado, and you don't have to, like, be here.
09:03Like, I'm telling you, Yolana, since you've been home last.
09:06It has been crazy.
09:09Between, like, Josh and Pumpkin getting a divorce.
09:11I mean, there's all kinds of going on here, for real, for real.
09:14I was calling you to now, me and Justin are, like, looking at, like, four and five bedrooms,
09:18and she might, like, move in back with us, because, you know, I always told y'all,
09:21if y'all ever move out, I need to please come back home soon.
09:24Mama, Pumpkin's not moving in with you, and we're sure as hell not moving in with you.
09:29Negative.
09:31I called you.
09:31Have you heard about this weird bird-nesting thing that Josh and Pumpkin are doing?
09:34They say nothing.
09:35You know, Si Si and Ben Ben, sister girl, don't really know what the f*** is going on,
09:39but, like, Ella is all right now to know, like, what's going on.
09:43Ella's going to be fine.
09:44She'll get over it.
09:45Like, it's not like she's never going to see Josh or Pumpkin again, okay?
09:48Like, she's going to be fine.
09:49You literally have no idea what you're talking about.
09:51How about you go and tend to your drama?
09:54I mean, I ain't got no drama.
09:55It's Pumpkin's drama.
09:56But you love to talk about Pumpkin drama.
10:00Every time I get on the phone, every time I see you, like, all you want to do is, ah, talk about Pumpkin, talk about Pumpkin.
10:05If you would just let me get too sick.
10:06You got drama, too.
10:07You know, the driver's got another court aid coming up.
10:09Like, they didn't offer him, like, jail time.
10:12Mama, what are you even talking about?
10:14John's going to go to jail.
10:15John's going to do this.
10:16Like, I'm tired of listening to it.
10:18I'm tired of hearing it.
10:18We don't have drama in Colorado, and I don't got time for y'all to bring it to Colorado.
10:25Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.
10:28Who are you?
10:29What are we doing, Pumpkin?
10:30I just think it's the new era of Mama P.
10:33Pumpkin's acting a little funny.
10:35I mean, do you know something I don't know?
10:36Is she dating now?
10:38I did a little something.
10:39Oh, my God.
10:40I thought she was going to stop with all these pop-ups.
10:43And here we go.
10:44Lana!
10:45What are y'all even doing here?
10:48You know, Dreyland's got another court aid coming up.
10:52Mama, what are you even talking about?
10:54I'm tired of listening to it.
10:55I'm tired of hearing it.
10:56We don't have drama in Colorado, and I don't got time for y'all to bring it to Colorado.
11:00Look, this isn't even the topic of conversation that I even called you about, not even remotely.
11:05I was calling you to tell you that I wanted you guys to come out here for a tribute for Anna on my birthday,
11:10but honestly, y'all got too much going on.
11:12I'm so I don't even want to tell out what you're doing.
11:14I mean, why not?
11:15It's your birthday.
11:16I don't have time.
11:17I don't want to be that stressed out on my birthday.
11:19Like, uh-uh.
11:20You, everybody, y'all got too much going on.
11:22Actually, y'all stay at home, and y'all can call me on my birthday, okay?
11:26Wow, that's like not being nice.
11:28I mean, we need to all be together because, like, I know, like, it's going to be a hard day for all of us, especially you.
11:34Yeah, and I'd rather have a peaceful birthday.
11:37You will definitely change your mind before your birthday.
11:40I'm not changing my mind.
11:41You're not invited, and that's the end of the discussion.
11:43I like the piece, and I'll handle my drama in peace.
11:49Okay.
11:50I'll see you later.
11:51Bye-bye.
11:52All right.
11:52Bye, bitch.
11:57She got my nose because she's L.A. pumpkin now, but she didn't even want me to talk.
12:00I told you it was a bad idea to call your mom at the table.
12:02What we're going to do is have the best birthday possible.
12:06100%.
12:06Is that like a plan to me?
12:08And it's all going to be without Pumpkin, Mama, and everybody else's drama.
12:14Mm-hmm.
12:28Hey.
12:29Hi.
12:30I'm sorry, I'm late.
12:31Always.
12:32Even though I have the kittens every other week, that doesn't make bird nesting any easier.
12:37I am grateful that Joshua's mom is still willing to help out and give me a little break so that
12:42I can still go out and do things like having lunch and stuff.
12:45So it is nice to have that extra hand when people are willing to lend it.
12:50This is a little fancy.
12:52Well, I mean, you are my elite employee, so you still don't have Jessie here.
12:57Hello, and welcome to Her Majesty's Kitchen.
12:59Want to go ahead and order now?
13:01I think we're ready, yes, ma'am.
13:02Okay, sure.
13:02So can we do the boudon balls and the spinach artichoke dip?
13:06Okay.
13:06And then to eat, I'll do the pepper jelly lamb chop.
13:10Okay.
13:11I want the classic chicken salad wrap.
13:14That's great.
13:15I'll get your order to you and see you back in the morning.
13:18You're welcome.
13:18You seem awfully happy.
13:24I mean, I just, I'm vibing.
13:28Okay.
13:31Now that my entire family knows about the divorce and all that stuff, it's like a weight is lifted
13:36off my shoulders.
13:36And I'm telling you right now, Paisley can even see how much happier I am.
13:40Mmm.
13:42Mmm.
13:45Boudon balls.
13:46I'm so excited.
13:51You're eating vegetables.
13:53I don't know.
13:54It tastes good.
13:55Well, you look good.
13:56I don't know, girl.
13:57I just, I'm loving the new era of myself.
14:02Like, I don't feel like I have to answer to nobody.
14:05Life really is more peaceful, I guess you could say.
14:08Me and Josh are in very two different stages of, like, the divorce and everything.
14:14Like, he's still upset and still in all of his emotions.
14:17But I've been doing that for months and years.
14:20And so for me, I want to use this chance as, like, an open opportunity to try new things
14:25and, like, keep kind of maybe, like, the dating pool open, you know?
14:30Who knows?
14:32I never really had, like, I guess you could say free time, you know?
14:35I mean, I had Ella when I was 17.
14:37So since 17, I've been a mama to everybody.
14:39I think life is at a point now where, like, I've been feeling everybody's cup up, like,
14:44while mine is at the bottom.
14:45And so now, I am going to make myself happy.
14:48I'm going to do what I want to do.
14:49I'm going to, you know, I'm going to live life.
14:53Well, you should.
14:53I'm 24.
14:55You need to.
15:00Cookie Jackson.
15:02I'm nobody.
15:06Suspicious.
15:11You're always suspicious.
15:13Well, I'm always right.
15:16You know, I'm just out living my brand new life.
15:19So what are you going to do with all this time?
15:21You know, I was thinking about getting myself a kayak.
15:23Huh?
15:23To go, like, in, like, little ponds and stuff.
15:29Like, clearly, if I'm trying new foods, I'm willing to try new things.
15:33It's kind of nice living this new era.
15:36There's a lot of things that I could explore.
15:37There's a lot of things that I could do, like, kayaking and taking, like, lunch with my friends
15:43and hanging out with my friends or spending the night at my friend's house.
15:46You know, I mean, I've been to do, like, a lot of things.
15:50You know, hanging out and, you know, who knows?
15:55Who are you?
15:57What have you done with pumpkins?
15:58I just think it's a new era of Mama P.
16:01I'm here for it.
16:02Hey, do you stop, stop boy, want a nap?
16:12All right, hold on.
16:14I want a peanut butter sandwich.
16:16I'm not making a peanut butter sandwich right now.
16:17Jessie's fixing to come over and watch out for a little bit.
16:23Ew.
16:28Mommy, where you going?
16:30Mommy, where you going?
16:33I got, like, a little business trip.
16:35You don't always have to be so nosy.
16:38Hey, Mama, can I go with you?
16:40No, baby.
16:41Yes, I am!
16:42No, you're not.
16:44Yes, I am.
16:45No, you're not.
16:46Yes, I am.
16:47No, you're not.
16:49You want to fight?
16:50Come on.
16:52Oh, my gosh!
16:56Mama, get me!
16:58What are you doing?
17:00I'm getting them all fired up for you to watch them.
17:01Where are you going?
17:02I'm going on a business trip.
17:04No, I'm not going on a business trip.
17:05I'm going to a business dinner.
17:06I'm going somewhere.
17:07What do you mean somewhere?
17:08Look at me.
17:09I'm in a jean jacket and things.
17:12I'm not very fancy.
17:13I'm going with her.
17:14No, you're not.
17:16So a business dinner?
17:16I'm here.
17:17And so you're going with Paisley?
17:19No.
17:20Quit asking me so many questions.
17:21I'll be back.
17:22Have fun.
17:23I love y'all.
17:24Hey!
17:26Hey, let me have some.
17:28Mommy!
17:29Where do you think your mommy's going?
17:30I don't know why Pumpkin's being so secret about where she's going, because, I mean, she's
17:36going somewhere.
17:37You don't wear that much makeup for nothing.
17:41Hello?
17:42Hello?
17:43What are you getting up to?
17:44You know, I'm just watching the kids.
17:47Pumpkin said she had to go somewhere, but she's acting a little funny.
17:51I mean, do you know something?
17:52I don't know if she's dating now.
17:55No, but I do know she meant all the fun way too much to not be talking to somebody.
17:59Well, all righty.
18:00Let me go get these kids before they hurt each other.
18:02All right.
18:02All right.
18:03Bye.
18:04I think the coast is clear.
18:05So, what's up with the outfit check in the garage?
18:17It's the new Mama P era, and that's all I'm going to say.
18:24Hello?
18:26Yeah, I'll be there in, like, 15 minutes.
18:28I'm so excited.
18:31Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.
18:34You know, I don't know what the hell Pumpkin's doing pulling up out of nowhere.
18:37I'd like to kind of, like, be a part of that.
18:40I'm definitely not going to let this trip be a buzz.
18:42How did they even know we were here?
18:45We have a week to move out.
18:46I know.
18:47Are you swiping left or right over there, Pumpkin?
18:50Jessie, shut up.
18:51So, we got me, Justin, Pumpkin, Jessica, Tink, and Caitlin, and then Bentley, Silas, Stella.
19:14So, you can sit on our lap.
19:15I need seven tickets.
19:20What are you doing?
19:21Faye, you are looking as fine as a butterball snicker.
19:26You kind of got a grin on your face.
19:28Usually, I don't come in the door, and you just start smiling at me like that.
19:32So, what you done did?
19:33Where you been going?
19:34You been gone so long.
19:35I had to go by the dump, you know, because we don't get no trash service around here.
19:39I mean, them stores are doing it for you today.
19:42It was hot outside.
19:44Maybe it needs to be hot every day.
19:47You're up to no good.
19:48I can tell when you're being sneaky.
19:50Why do you say that?
19:52What do you want?
19:54People got things to do.
19:55What do you want?
19:56I did a little something.
19:57Oh, my God.
19:59You know, Alana's turning 19.
20:01This is her first birthday without, like, Anna.
20:03I know she's only going to be on my struggle bus.
20:05So, I kind of, like, just went ahead and purchased tickets to Colorado.
20:16Wow.
20:17But I remember Alana telling you not to come out there.
20:20Like, she was telling you to come out there.
20:22No, that's right.
20:22And then you and everybody else's drama comes along with it.
20:27Then we got uninvited and invited all in the same phone call.
20:30Then I guess we just don't do your drama for 24 hours.
20:33I just have to talk to everybody.
20:34And you'll have to talk to everybody.
20:36You're the main one.
20:38And it ain't even your drama.
20:41I thought she was going to stop with all these pop-ups.
20:44I mean, didn't you learn from last year when we came to Colorado that it didn't work out too well?
20:49Surprise!
20:50What are you doing here?
20:52I made it very clear to Mama to not come visit me in Colorado.
20:57That doesn't count.
20:58I owed her money by then.
20:59It still counts.
21:01Because the pop-ups does not end well, usually.
21:04No, this is about being there for Alana.
21:07Well, hopefully it all works out the way you want it to.
21:09Well, it will.
21:10I mean, are you in?
21:12I need to go to a chill pumpkin.
21:14Well, I mean, yeah, I guess so.
21:16You done bought the tickets.
21:18We're going regardless.
21:19I mean, Justin can get all pissed off, but, like, it's the right decision.
21:24I don't care what he's got to say.
21:25Alana and Anna share the same birthday.
21:28And even though they hated sharing birthdays because they were 11 years apart,
21:33it's going to be hard for the rest of Alana's life to realize that my sister isn't here for me to text or call and say happy birthday to.
21:40How many people are going?
21:42You, Caitlyn, and then Bentley, Silas, and Stella, and then Pumpkin, Jessica, and Tim.
21:51So they agreed to this, too?
21:53Have you even told them?
21:54Yes, but not yes.
21:56They don't have a clue.
21:58We're going to be there 24 hours.
22:00We fly out on Friday and then, like, get up the next morning and do something with Alana,
22:08and then we're going to fly back home Saturday night.
22:10So we got at least one day before KDP and Ella start school.
22:14So you're literally just going to fly out there for 24 hours and then turn right back around?
22:19Yeah, but we're going to be there for Alana.
22:21So I need you to get up so we can go to the warehouse until Jessica and Pumpkin.
22:26Let's go.
22:27Come on, June.
22:28I mean, this ought to go well.
22:29Like, hey, guys, we're here.
22:31Get your asses in the car.
22:32We're going to Colorado right now.
22:34Whatever.
22:40I'm going to put all these hangers in the box.
22:48Who wakes up in the morning and will be like, um, I want to move warehouses.
22:51Well, I'm just saying this place is so big.
22:54We don't even use half of it.
22:56If I can make a little bit of a budget cut here, then I can have more money to spend on inventory
23:00or more money to pay y'all.
23:02I think I got in a little over my head with the warehouse.
23:06I mean, I thought I needed two stories.
23:08I thought I was going to use all that space.
23:10But my landlord, he had another place that's on the main highway.
23:14It's $1,000 cheaper and it's a little bit smaller than what we have now.
23:18The only downside is if I don't move out of the old warehouse within the week,
23:22I'll have to pay rent on two warehouses.
23:25So that's a lot of money I'd be out of.
23:27Homegirl, you're going to be texting on that phone all day or you're going to help us move?
23:37We have a week to move out.
23:39I know.
23:41We're going to get it done now.
23:49Something's not adding up.
23:51She can't keep that phone down.
23:52There's something going on and I want to know.
23:55Are you swiping left or right over there, Punky?
23:57Jessie, shut up.
23:59I mean, I've been with the same person for 10 years.
24:02Like, I don't really have any riz, as that's what the young kids call it.
24:04Oh, no, that's a lie.
24:06The last time I, like, dated anybody was before Josh.
24:10And that was, like, 10 years ago.
24:12I was on supervised dates and stuff like that.
24:14And now I'm an adult.
24:15I'm over 21.
24:16I can go out on real dates.
24:18Like, it's going to kind of be fun.
24:20I mean, I still think it's crazy that you and Josh are getting a divorce.
24:25Now I can just do what I want to do.
24:28You're punking on the prowl.
24:30I mean, I'm only 24.
24:32I'm fixing to live a little.
24:37You got it?
24:38Yeah.
24:39What's up, y'all?
24:45What's up?
24:46Can I help us move?
24:48Not really.
24:51Well, I mean, I know you're busy.
24:54Alana and Anna's birthday is coming up.
24:56And, you know, it's like our first birthday without Anna.
24:58I know.
24:59And I know Alana is, like, struggling with that.
25:02So I already booked a flight to go out there.
25:07We're going to fly out the night before Alana's birthday,
25:10spend Alana's birthday with her, and then come back here.
25:13That's in three days.
25:15I can't just be out here taking flights.
25:18I have a warehouse to move.
25:20Hello, let's fix some stuff.
25:20Will you go, Paisley?
25:23Mama thinks that I can just willy-nilly
25:25and take all four kids to me to Colorado.
25:28That's not how this works anymore.
25:29I have to make sure that this is okay with Josh.
25:32And you putting me in that predicament is not okay.
25:35I told you to talk to him first.
25:36How is Ella going to go to school?
25:37Ella starts first grade.
25:40We'll be back in time for you and Josh
25:42to take Ella to school on our first day.
25:44Did you invite Josh?
25:50Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.
25:53I also need to, like, ask you about something.
25:57What could that be?
25:58I was going to, like, walk over there,
26:00so we're not talking in front of the kids.
26:01Change is hard, for sure.
26:03We're on a peaceful birthday, like, with no drama.
26:05I just wonder what little birdie would have told my mama
26:08where we're going to be.
26:09Hmm.
26:17We'll be back in time for you and Josh
26:19to take Ella to school on our first day.
26:21Did you invite Josh?
26:22Why the hell would I invite Josh?
26:26I mean, he was a big part of Lana's life.
26:29Why would I invite him?
26:29Y'all aren't together no more.
26:32But, I mean, we're going to fly out the night before Lana's birthday,
26:35spend Lana's birthday with her,
26:36and then fly out that night where I'll be back
26:38for the kids to start school and all that mess.
26:42I just don't understand how every time you think
26:44I'm just supposed to uproot everything
26:46and just put everything to a pause.
26:48You remember the old days when y'all was little?
26:50This ain't the old days, June.
26:52I'd be like, hey, we're going somewhere,
26:53pack a bag, and we'd go.
26:55So this is kind of like...
26:56Before I had kids.
26:58Well, I mean, it's okay.
26:59Pack them kids up and go.
27:00We put them on the laps, and they ride out.
27:03And it's Josh's weekend with the kids.
27:05Just tell them, say, look,
27:06I need my kids this weekend,
27:08and I'll see you later.
27:10Peace out.
27:11Bye.
27:12I am still trying to be respectful, you know?
27:13It'd probably appreciate you taking them for the weekend.
27:16Okay, Mom, but my thing is, I talked to Alana.
27:18I feel like if she really wanted me to come out,
27:20she would have said that on the phone.
27:21Now we're going to invade her privacy.
27:22She's going to be mad at all of us for invading her.
27:23Right, right.
27:24And now she's going to be pissed off at everybody.
27:26And I think surprising her,
27:27even though she says we have too much drama,
27:29she will be happily surprised.
27:31I guess.
27:32You want me to call Josh and say, hey, um...
27:34No, no, no, no, no, no.
27:36I don't need you to call Josh.
27:37I'll handle it.
27:38I mean, it's like, can you get a grip on your wife here?
27:41I've been trying to put a stop to the pop-ups
27:43for three years now.
27:44I can't do it.
27:45What it's going to do is for Anna
27:46and be there for support for, like, Alana.
27:49Just take your bag.
27:50It's going to be a ride now.
27:52Okay, Jim.
27:52So, I mean, I'll see y'all later.
27:54Oh, wow.
27:56Bye, y'all.
27:57How are you going to talk to Josh
28:02about taking the kids to Colorado?
28:04I mean, I don't know.
28:04It's definitely not a conversation
28:06I probably want to have
28:07because he's still upset about the divorce.
28:09But moving forward,
28:11these are the type of conversations we're going to have.
28:13So, I just hope maybe me asking him doesn't, like...
28:17Spark a fire.
28:18Yeah.
28:19So, she just randomly books people's flights
28:20and don't say nothing?
28:21I mean, this is Jimbo.
28:22That's her thing to do.
28:23Oh, gosh.
28:46What are you doing, Bubba?
28:48A woman.
28:49Where are the twins at?
28:50And they're napping.
28:52I was hoping they were going to wait it out.
28:53So, we've done this, but...
28:55You know, I don't know what the hell Pumpkin's doing
28:57pulling up out of nowhere.
28:59Like, this week is my week with the kids
29:01and just unannounced is kind of crappy on her.
29:05And, like, I really don't even want to see her.
29:08So, seeing her now is just making me even more mad.
29:12You like playing in the water, Bubba?
29:14Yeah.
29:15No.
29:16Yeah, Bubba, man.
29:17Oh, gosh.
29:18You okay, buddy?
29:19What you doing?
29:21Well, I need to get the dolly out of the garage
29:23because I'm moving the warehouses, so...
29:26There we go.
29:26Some of that stuff is heavy.
29:28Some of that stuff is heavy.
29:30I guess Pumpkin's making a lot of life decisions here lately.
29:33She used to include me in things like, you know,
29:35moving out of the warehouse that we renovated together.
29:38Oh, sweetheart.
29:39It obviously needed some work done to it.
29:42The walls needed to be painted.
29:43The floors had to be scrubbed.
29:45God knows what else she's up to.
29:49But I also need to, like, ask you about something.
29:53What could that be?
29:55I want to, like, walk over there
29:57so you're not talking in front of the kids or what?
29:59Yeah.
30:02You know, Lana and Anna's birthday is coming up.
30:06Yeah.
30:06So, my mama, like, last-minute booked flights
30:13for us to go out there and see Alana
30:15and celebrate her and Anna's birthday together.
30:18Yeah.
30:19But I know it's your weekend,
30:22so I was just, like, wondering if I could come and get them.
30:27I mean, I don't know.
30:29That's my time with the kids.
30:30Mommy, look, I got a swimmer pool now!
30:35I see, baby.
30:37What about Ella?
30:38She's got school Monday.
30:39We leave Friday morning,
30:40and we'll be back Saturday night.
30:43It's going to be a lot with everybody on the plane,
30:44don't you think?
30:46Yeah.
30:47I just know that Ella's going to want to see Alana.
30:50I think Jesse's going to go.
30:52So it'll just be us and my mama and Justin and Katie.
30:56Yeah.
30:56If it was a few months ago, I'd have been there.
31:02But now I'm not, and it's like a kick in the face, you know?
31:04It's like a...
31:07It's supposed to be where my family's at, and I'm not,
31:09so the change is hard for sure.
31:12I guess if you want to take them, take them.
31:15Tell everybody I said hey.
31:18Happy birthday, all that good jazz.
31:20I will.
31:21I will.
31:24I mean, speaking of Ella starting school,
31:26like, I do know that that also falls on your time, too,
31:30so I'd like to kind of, like, be a part of that.
31:34Maybe I could, like, come here,
31:36and we ride together and take her and drop her off.
31:39That's fine.
31:42Okay.
31:44Well.
31:45Well.
31:46Don't let me hold you up.
31:48I'm making the grass wet.
31:50Ella Grace, I love you.
31:51I love you.
31:52I love you, bubba.
31:53I love you.
31:54I love you.
31:55I love you.
31:56Bye.
31:57Bye.
32:00That's the first time during this whole divorce
32:02I've had to ask Josh for a favor,
32:04and I'm surprised that it went over as well as it did.
32:07I'm glad that Josh is kind of accepting the new normal
32:10and not withholding the kids from me.
32:11You're going to go fast.
32:15Can I go?
32:18Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.
32:21Want me to go see Lana?
32:22Josh said yes to the kids coming to Colorado,
32:25but of course he ain't going to pack their bag.
32:28Pack it!
32:29Hopefully, Alana's not pissed that we're supposed to her,
32:32but she knows she never is with Mama Bean.
32:33Oh, well.
32:34I mean, y'all are absolutely insane.
32:36Want to go see Lana?
32:50You want to go see Lana?
32:53Want to go see Lana?
32:55Josh is going to let the kids go on a trip with me,
32:59but of course he isn't going to pack for them.
33:01So he's left this afternoon,
33:03so I can come over and get everybody packed
33:05because we're leaving bright and early tomorrow morning.
33:08You want to get in there?
33:09I need me.
33:10Get in there, Sasha boy.
33:12Where's Sideside, Stella?
33:18Here with the silly Sideside.
33:20I'm packing!
33:25Good day, Stella!
33:27I'm excited to go on the airplane.
33:29The only thing I'm not excited about is landing kids.
33:32It just scares me.
33:33And that's the truth.
33:36This is the one on the side of the bay.
33:37I want to bring it!
33:40Biggie, you're hilarious.
33:43We're not taking all that.
33:45You better get up and get ready, Yale Grace.
33:50What are you doing?
34:00I'm looking on my phone.
34:01What are you doing?
34:01We go to Colorado in hours,
34:03and you're just laying in the bed.
34:05You ain't got none of this planned.
34:07We're just going to wing it till we make it.
34:09What are you going to do?
34:09Do you show up at their house?
34:11Yeah.
34:12What if they have plans?
34:14Okay.
34:15I know we got tickets there.
34:18I'm getting ready for bed.
34:19I guess Justin's right.
34:22We don't need to just pop up on Alana,
34:23because if I don't know the details
34:25of what she's doing for her birthday,
34:26then how am I just going to, like,
34:28pop up and surprise her wherever she's at?
34:30But I do know how I can get the details, though.
34:37Hello?
34:38Hey.
34:39Um, look.
34:40Is Alana around you,
34:41or you don't have me on speakerphone, do you?
34:43No, Alana's not here.
34:45Okay.
34:45So, anyway, so, look, you know,
34:47Alana's birthday's coming up.
34:48I mean, has she said anything?
34:50Like, have y'all planned anything?
34:55We have tickets to come out there,
35:00like, on a 24-hour trip.
35:01I mean, we're not nobody.
35:10We're just her family,
35:11and, like, this is her first year
35:12without Anna and stuff.
35:13I mean, like, I've already got, like,
35:14plane tickets bought and everything.
35:17Wow.
35:17I promise it will mean a lot to her
35:20that we still showed up for, like, her birthday
35:22and, like, planned something.
35:23And I'll tell Pumpkin to leave her drama
35:25on the Pumpkin Street here in Georgia.
35:27Yeah, I'll also leave yours at home, too, now.
35:29And I will see you on Saturday morning,
35:32and make sure you're there on time
35:34so our surprise doesn't get ruined.
35:37All right, bye.
35:38We're going to be Pumpkin at the airport
35:49and Jessica and them,
35:51so we will see y'all in discopity
35:53and see how it is with six kids
35:56going through the airport.
36:00Guys, we are on the train,
36:01headed to Alana.
36:02It's been crazy.
36:03We have, like, 30 minutes to get our plane.
36:05Do you think we're going to make it Pumpkin?
36:06How are you?
36:06I love you.
36:11Ellie, are you excited?
36:13Yeah.
36:14You excited?
36:14Yeah, y'all were just waiting
36:15on Mama to print out the things.
36:17Pumpkin walked away with the kids for a second.
36:19As this is how we travel,
36:20she is sitting here literally
36:21in the middle of the aisle
36:23of the airport,
36:25feeding the kids
36:26while Ella and them
36:27go get something,
36:29and then we're going to go to the gate.
36:31We're going to take off.
36:32We've got a three-hour, 20-minute flight.
36:34So we get there,
36:35we're going to have to turn off our location.
36:37So see you later.
36:54Hopefully Alana's not pissed
36:56that we're surprising her,
36:56but you know she never is with Mama P.
36:58Oh, wow.
36:59It's cute.
37:06Y'all ready?
37:08Say hey.
37:09Oh, hi.
37:09Come here.
37:12We got Ellie.
37:14I guess I'm squeezing with Ellie and Bubbies.
37:17No, I'm sick of the sweat.
37:19Ready, lady, on top.
37:21The day has been a lot.
37:23I mean, even though I've got
37:24my family there to help out,
37:26it's a lot when you don't have
37:28the other parent there,
37:29but I think it was kind of good.
37:33Like, it teaches me
37:34to be patient with them.
37:35Come on.
37:36Jump by, Gigi.
37:37Let's go.
37:38Go, girl.
37:38Get her out the door.
37:39Show her where to go.
37:40Out the door she goes.
37:41Go.
37:43Say bye-bye.
37:44Bye-bye.
37:44Now it's time to go to bed.
38:00Come on, we have to be there.
38:02Action a block.
38:04Hey, Stella.
38:05We got to get moving this morning
38:06because if we are late to the location,
38:09we can miss the Doverly's.
38:11We flew all the way out here to Colorado,
38:12and I'm definitely not going to let
38:14this trip be a bust.
38:15And here we go.
38:28Hi.
38:29You must be Tom.
38:30Hi.
38:31I'm Alana.
38:33You're so soft.
38:36You're so pretty.
38:38When did Alana pass?
38:40Not a year, but almost.
38:42Hey, Alana.
38:44Alana.
38:45Alana.
38:46Alana Johnson.
38:49Go get Alana hugged.
38:50Go get Alana hugged.
38:52What's up?
38:53I know you're so excited to see us.
38:56What are y'all even doing here?
38:58I mean, y'all are absolutely insane.
39:08Surprise.
39:08Hi, Alana.
39:09How do they never hear?
39:10Hey, Curly, boss.
39:10Hey, Alana.
39:11What are y'all even doing here?
39:15How did they even know they were here?
39:18Well, little birdie flew in my yard and told me that y'all was going to be at Slot Lake
39:22at 10 o'clock this morning, so...
39:26Who's y'all's little inside birdie, I wonder?
39:30I just wonder what little birdie would have told my mama where we're going to be today.
39:35Like, I wonder who he would have told her.
39:38Hmm.
39:39Don't you worry.
39:40They leave him tonight.
39:41What?
39:43We had a 24-hour flight.
39:44We got some duty.
39:45Why y'all didn't stay for longer?
39:47At least a day.
39:47Okay.
39:48Tink and Caitlin have to go to school.
39:50So it's a turnaround.
39:51I mean, y'all are absolutely insane, but I guess I appreciate it.
39:55So is this the best follow-up I did?
39:57You brought the babies.
39:58That made it a lot better.
40:00Well, come on, man.
40:01Not going to lie, I was a little annoyed when I see my family come out of nowhere, but
40:08I am kind of glad that they brought my little cute little nieces and nephews, and as much
40:14as I want to sit here and talk smack and say I don't want them here, I am kind of glad
40:18that they literally flew halfway across the country just to see me.
40:21There is a dove for Anna's spirit and one for Alana to celebrate her birth.
40:28Anna is never more than a breath away.
40:30No.
40:31Never.
40:33So, Julie?
40:35I don't know how to do it.
40:37There you go.
40:38Just look back.
40:39It's honestly a nice thing that Alana planned this dove release.
40:43It shows that, you know, Alana still wants to share a birthday with her sister.
40:48I think this is going to be an amazing thing.
40:51The dove started moving in my hands.
40:54I felt like Anna was there.
40:55It feels good to see the dove's being released.
41:09It feels good to see the dove's being released.
41:10I think Anna would have really enjoyed us releasing the dove spurt and being there.
41:14Caitlin sometimes tries to act all big and bad and like it doesn't bother about her mom, but it feels good that she's finally releasing it.
41:32Being here with Alana and it being the first birthday without Anna, it is a little sad, Anna not being here and us having to release a dove in her honor.
41:50It's not the way any of us wanted to do that.
41:56I saw the release of birds and then they all took off and flew together.
42:01I feel like I was just watching Alana and Alana, but that was so beautiful.
42:12The birds.
42:13Oh, wow.
42:15I felt like, in a way, it was Anna.
42:18The bird just wanted to get up out of my hand and be free, which I feel like in a way represents Anna because Anna did not give a daggum what anybody thought about her.
42:26She was just going to do whatever, so she was there with us in that moment.
42:31This is so beautiful.
42:34She was like the wild.
42:37Yeah, definitely.
42:55I was really happy.

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