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00:00Ooh, ah.
00:02So make sure your ooh is not here.
00:04Ooh.
00:06Ooh.
00:07Ooh.
00:08Ooh.
00:09Ooh.
00:10Ooh.
00:11Ooh.
00:12Ooh.
00:13Ooh.
00:14Ooh.
00:15Ooh.
00:16Ooh.
00:17Ooh.
00:18Ooh.
00:19Good.
00:20How are you feeling today?
00:21Sorry.
00:22I'm not feeling so great.
00:25This is time to use your breath to let go of the emotions.
00:28All right?
00:29Whatever's going on.
00:30Do you want to do this with the gripper you want to have?
00:32Hey!
00:33You're not going to have producing, okay?
00:34You're screaming.
00:35You're like a hyena.
00:36When you sing a note, you have to let go of it.
00:38If you hold on to it, it will strangle you.
00:41Singing is just controlled screaming.
00:42That's all it is.
00:43You're so self-centered.
00:44I took you on the pole.
00:46Sit your ass down.
00:47The performance is over.
00:48This is not an opera show.
00:50Trying to become an opera singer.
00:51Recently, someone threw it in my face, and the waters got spilled all over the place.
00:57Don't you tell me you're all that person.
00:59Okay, stop.
01:00You're a liar.
01:01You're crazy.
01:02She literally aggressed me, assaulted me for no reason.
01:07I defended Martina and my family.
01:09Like, why would she make those comments?
01:11She rewrote an entire script on what happened on the cruise.
01:14I am not going to be on trial for the bull .
01:16I have to stop those lies coming at me, and I have to stop those words.
01:20I will never forget what she did.
01:23I feel like Julia kind of went to the dark side.
01:26Scare me.
01:27Ooh.
01:28I'm scared.
01:29That's excellent.
01:30That's very good.
01:31I think today was therapy and music.
01:35I may be a Cuban doll, but I'm no one's toy.
01:45It's hard to get on my backside because I don't have one.
01:48I'm a fierce fighter and an even stronger survivor.
01:53My chicken coop is full, and now so is my house.
01:58I may not be prompt, but I'm worth the wait.
02:03I don't just sell luxury.
02:05I live it.
02:14It's all balanced.
02:16Oh, my God.
02:17this .
02:18What is this?
02:24What is this?
02:25You have to contract your muscles to stay on it, but it moves you, and it shakes you.
02:28Oh, but this is, like, so easy.
02:29Oh, my God.
02:30It feels good.
02:31Mm-hmm.
02:32All right.
02:33I'm going to stand here with you.
02:34Oh.
02:35Oh.
02:36Oh.
02:37We're good at this.
02:38We are.
02:39We're good at job.
02:40We're good at most things together.
02:46I love it.
02:47I'm obsessed.
02:48I'm obsessed.
02:49I'm obsessed.
02:50Liam is going to freak out.
02:52His favorite holiday is Halloween.
02:57All right.
02:58I think I'm satisfied.
02:59Hi.
03:00Oh, my God.
03:01Hi.
03:02Oh, wait.
03:03Oh.
03:04Wait, Liam.
03:05What do you guys think?
03:06Wait, this is your house.
03:07Turn around.
03:08Look around.
03:09Wow.
03:10It's your favorite skeletons and skulls.
03:15So you know the theme is panic at the disco.
03:21What do you think?
03:22It's amazing.
03:23It's amazing?
03:24So I know that Russell told me to, like, you know, slow down and try to be more present.
03:28But decorating brings me back to a normal that I know.
03:33This is all for you, baby.
03:34You're in miles.
03:35I mean, miles doesn't really care, you know.
03:37So I apologize for the disturbance in the neighborhood.
03:40But it makes me happy.
03:42Aren't you happy to see me happy about this?
03:46Considering that I've been literally super down from, like, you know what happened.
03:54That picture in my mind, with this big woman, tall woman, standing over you, is upsetting.
04:07Let's go shopping.
04:12It's so hot.
04:13It's baking.
04:14I feel like a baked baguette already.
04:16Oh, my God.
04:17I want to eat everything here.
04:19Are you going to grill anytime soon?
04:22Maybe.
04:23I promised Alexia one of your picanhas.
04:27Oh.
04:28And actually Marisol.
04:29I love it how you volunteer my abilities.
04:33Well, I messed up Marisol's wedding.
04:36I owe her dinner.
04:37I had no right to make anybody wet, you know.
04:41Um, yeah.
04:42I feel embarrassed in front of Marisol and allowing Gertie to get the best of me.
04:50Gertie made it really difficult for me last night.
04:53And I know, again, I'm saying I'm so sorry for ruining your wedding.
04:57The whole thing with the water and the glass just for me was just, it was too much.
05:03I feel that Gertie decided to wage a war at our family.
05:09Like me going to Paris to be with Emma.
05:12She tried to humiliate me by saying she went to do her facelift in Paris when Martina was doing her radiation.
05:20I knew I would be okay by myself and I knew that if I had needed you, you would be on the next plane back.
05:29She didn't know everything, but she's still attacking.
05:31But that's her form, isn't it?
05:33She likes to attack.
05:34And then I still write an apology.
05:36Gertie, I just want to apologize for throwing water.
05:40I'm coming to you with an open heart.
05:42I want to clear the air and resolve any conflict between us as soon as possible.
05:48And I still haven't heard back from her.
05:51Oh my God.
05:54I don't even know what to say.
05:56Like, she violated me in front of the girls for their entertainment.
06:03That's what she did to me.
06:05I am actually sick to my stomach just thinking about it.
06:09Because it was a physical, symbolic act to degrade me to a level as if I was nothing.
06:17I've never felt that way before.
06:24It's amazing to me how not one of them had the common sense to be like,
06:29this might not be a good idea.
06:31This woman's coming out of recovery, all these things.
06:37She's so stupid.
06:38This is like junior high, high school.
06:41I already went through this.
06:42Even though she said, you are low class, you have no class.
06:45I'm not going to go down to her level.
06:48But meantime, you are inviting her?
06:49Yes.
06:50I hate the feeling excluding anybody.
06:52I have something to ask you.
06:54Can I hold up a boy baby shower for you?
06:57Yes, please.
06:58Okay, cool.
06:59Yes.
07:00So I'll make up to you.
07:01And if I believe the person can be mature enough to control herself and be cordial, that's good enough reason for me to invite Gertie to my baby shower.
07:15I'll call Adriana.
07:17Hi.
07:18So let's talk about who's coming.
07:21That's a good question.
07:22Gertie hurt me very much, but everybody is invited.
07:26Okay, that's nice.
07:27I've been to like three baby showers ever, but none for my kids.
07:31So this better be fun.
07:33Are you ready to eat some poop out of a diaper?
07:49Welcome on board.
07:50Take your shoes off.
07:51Oh, God.
07:52Okay.
07:53Oh, I'm going to give you a sock.
07:55I took off my shoes.
07:56I got the memo.
07:57You get it.
07:58Show my socks.
07:59Oh, so cute.
08:00Or one slipper.
08:01Maybe I'll do socks.
08:02I met Stephanie through my friend Carolyn Stanberry.
08:05It was love at first sight.
08:07I didn't want to meet her.
08:09Show my socks.
08:10Adorable.
08:11I was in the south of France yachting in the middle of the ocean.
08:16And now you're adding me in a group chat.
08:18Don't you like love your feet?
08:19Yeah.
08:20Oh, sorry.
08:21I made you cover though.
08:22No, you're good.
08:23I'm just cold.
08:24Then I realized, oh, she has a really good sense of humor.
08:26I just loved her.
08:27But you must really love me if you're flying with me to go get pebbles.
08:30I thought we were going to the mall.
08:32I thought we were going to get lunch.
08:33Only Stephanie would invite you to run errands with her to fly to Orlando to pick up her dogs.
08:38Like who does that?
08:39Is that even normal?
08:40We are.
08:41We're getting caviar shortly.
08:42Oh, good.
08:43Okay.
08:44I do love caviar.
08:45Very chic.
08:46So you guys have a new building that's going up?
08:48800 units.
08:49Oh, wow.
08:50That's sick.
08:51My husband started Shoma Group, the third largest real estate development company in
08:56South Florida in the early 80s.
08:58We're going to demolish the Volvo dealership.
09:00It's on US 1.
09:01We're building 800 units.
09:02It's going to be really nice.
09:03That's sick.
09:04That's a lot of work.
09:05I love that.
09:06It's a lot, but it'll be good.
09:08I am not where I am because I married Masood Shojai.
09:11Yes, maybe I got a little bit of help, but everybody in life gets a little bit of help.
09:15Cheers.
09:16Cheers.
09:17Love you.
09:18Thanks for coming with me.
09:19Let's go.
09:20Well, thank you for flying Shoma Air.
09:22That looks so good.
09:23So good?
09:24Okay.
09:25So good.
09:26How's Lisa?
09:29You don't talk to me like that.
09:31Get out.
09:32Get out.
09:33Get out.
09:34Get out.
09:35Out.
09:36I feel like I don't even want to talk about-
09:37You know, we share, well, we don't share, but my glam team used to do her glam a really
09:40long time ago.
09:41I feel like I haven't like met girls that I just like really, really love and like get
09:46along with.
09:47And I'm really excited to meet some of your friends and I've really loved Alexi and Marisol,
09:51but that's it.
09:52The last time I saw them, you don't know Julia, right?
09:55No.
09:56Julia got into a situation with Gertie and she baptized her.
10:00Oh, that's nice.
10:01I want to baptize this dude.
10:02I'm dying to baptize him.
10:03No, I mean like threw a whole glass of water on her.
10:05What?
10:06A whole glass of water over her head.
10:08Oh, so not like a baptism for real.
10:10Not like a Santa Maria baptism, like crazy.
10:17Touchdown.
10:18Oh, welcome to Orlando.
10:19Bienvenido a Orlando.
10:21Oh my God, Matthew.
10:23Hi, hi.
10:24Oh my goodness.
10:25Hola, Orlando.
10:26Hola.
10:27Hola.
10:28Hi.
10:29You're very smartly.
10:30What are you doing?
10:31Stephanie made me fly with her to Orlando to pick up the dogs.
10:33Oh my God.
10:34Hi.
10:35You're very smartly.
10:36What are you doing?
10:37Stephanie made me fly with her to Orlando to pick up the dogs.
10:40You got on the porch before me.
10:42I'm not a good flyer.
10:43She should have called you.
10:44I'm going to talk to you about something.
10:46Alexia dropped a little bit of a bomb.
10:50Todd and I decided to ask for an extension to get divorced.
10:55You know, we want another three months.
10:57He doesn't want to pull the trigger.
10:58I don't want to pull the trigger.
10:59He's never going to pull the trigger.
11:01It's going to have to be you.
11:02Yeah, it's a roller coaster.
11:05One day she hates him.
11:06The next week she's fine.
11:07And I don't know.
11:08I just thought maybe we could all go out and have drinks.
11:11Like have a good time.
11:12Distract her a little bit.
11:14Do you think there's anything that will help Alexia get over time?
11:18New D.
11:21Definitely tell Stephanie to come.
11:24Okay, sounds good.
11:25All right, love you.
11:27Big kiss.
11:28Love you too.
11:29Hi.
11:30Hi, how are you?
11:31Nice to see you.
11:32Nice to see you.
11:33Nice to see you.
11:34Hi.
11:39Should I send him to you?
11:40Oh, he's gone.
11:41Oh, okay.
11:42Sit.
11:43We're taking off now.
11:45See you in an hour, Miami.
11:47Oh my God, the dog's going to the cockpit.
11:49Because Larsa's not telling her she's beautiful.
12:04Who is it?
12:05Um, your favorite cocktailer.
12:08Oh, they're so funny, baby.
12:11Are they for me?
12:12Yeah, they're for you.
12:13Sorry about your father.
12:15I know.
12:16You know that.
12:17Such a dreadful thing.
12:18Yeah.
12:19It really is.
12:20I know.
12:21And you don't realize how hard it is until it finally happens to you.
12:25Yeah.
12:26I just wish I had more time with my dad.
12:28Can I get you a drink?
12:29You know what I like, monkey.
12:31I think what I took from this is you need to forgive.
12:34You need to forgive your parents if you have any issues with your parents.
12:38Don't let so much time go by.
12:40Don't hold grudges because that was a huge mistake.
12:46Cheers.
12:47So how was the wedding?
12:48It was nice.
12:49It was...
12:50We just went to the courthouse.
12:51It was no big deal.
12:52Ready?
12:53Oh, .
12:57Wait, but then you had the party with everybody.
12:59Oh, yeah.
13:00Oh, God.
13:01It was awful.
13:02Because there was just so much chaos going on within the group.
13:05But, you know, when Alexia gets here, we'll talk about that.
13:09I wanted to talk.
13:10Was she there with Todd?
13:11No, she wasn't there with Todd.
13:13I'm getting worried because he's draining her emotionally.
13:16And she's a nervous wreck.
13:17I think she's...
13:18Shh.
13:20Hi.
13:21Oh, my God.
13:22Hi, my mom.
13:23It's so good to see you.
13:24You look like a rock stars visual.
13:25I missed you.
13:26Oh, my God.
13:27Look at you.
13:28Thank you for you.
13:29This is for you.
13:30Look how beautiful.
13:31Oh, I love you, girl.
13:34Come sit over here with us.
13:37Okay, so tell me all the tea, all the stuff.
13:41All the cheese made?
13:42Like, I'm just hearing little things, but not the whole story.
13:44And you told me it was a nightmare.
13:46I was horrified, honestly.
13:48At first, it was just Larsa recapping Milan.
13:53Okay.
13:54And I don't know.
13:55She said that Jodi was kind of like amped up and kind of...
13:58Crazy behavior.
14:00And argumentative.
14:01The last night of Milan, Jodi gets so crazy.
14:05He doesn't want us to talk anymore.
14:07Yelling over us.
14:08What?
14:09Why?
14:10I'm gonna show you a photo.
14:11Oh, my God.
14:14And, like, that you were defending her at one point.
14:17And then...
14:18I was defending Larsa.
14:19You were defending Larsa because Jodi was screaming at Larsa.
14:22And you're like, please don't talk to her that way.
14:25Wait.
14:26Really?
14:27Jodi does not raise his voice.
14:28She is a liar and a manipulator.
14:40Hi.
14:41Hi.
14:42Getting a little bit of a cold.
14:43It started raining after you left.
14:46Thanks.
14:47Well, trust me, it's been raining here, too.
14:50What's going on?
14:51Just the whole thing with Lisa.
14:53Especially what happened on Sunday night.
14:56Was that mad crazy?
14:57I've never seen anyone behave like that.
14:59I was super shocked.
15:00I literally had to tell him he can't speak to him in this way
15:02because he was getting out of control.
15:04I think Lisa knew that he was in the wrong
15:06because she was even telling him, like, you gotta calm down.
15:08Lisa was telling him, like, shut up.
15:11Like, be quiet.
15:12Don't talk to my friend like that.
15:13And he just went on and on and on, you know?
15:15He just lost the idea of his eyes.
15:20The eyes, right?
15:21She said he was out of his character, that he was crazy.
15:25Look at his eyes.
15:26Look at his eyes?
15:27She showed us a picture and said his eyes looked crazy.
15:29What is that supposed to mean, his eyes looked crazy?
15:32I don't know, Lisa.
15:33Is she okay?
15:34Jodi has big, beautiful eyes.
15:37That's one of the things I like about him.
15:39He looks like a Furby, you know?
15:41She was like, oh, my God, you don't understand, like,
15:43what I saw, like, in Jodi is, like, crazy,
15:45and he's controlling Lisa.
15:47I want to know how he's controlling me.
15:49He's on all of her business calls.
15:51All of them.
15:52Like, don't you just want to have a boyfriend
15:53and keep your business dealing separate?
15:55Maybe he's her manager.
15:56He's a social climber.
15:57I'm just worried about Lisa because I feel like Lisa
16:00should really be focusing on herself more so
16:02than having to worry about another grown person.
16:04I don't know what this guy's done to her.
16:06Brainwashed her.
16:07Digmatized her.
16:08I don't know what you want to call it,
16:09but I hope Lisa figures it out sooner than later.
16:12She's going around talking about my personal business,
16:15my family, knowing that my dad was dead at that time,
16:19and the fact that I was hearing what was going on back here.
16:22Who told you about my party?
16:24I'm not going to say.
16:26I'm not a rat.
16:28She should have been saying, I hope Lisa's OK.
16:31How is my girl doing?
16:33Instead of talking all crazy about me and Jodi.
16:37Look, the timing was not good at all.
16:39Hurting my family.
16:40Hurting my family.
16:41And that is why I sent her a photo.
16:43I'm not even sorry about it because I go,
16:45this is what I'm dealing with.
16:46No, Lisa.
16:48I only had a father in the casket, Lisa.
16:50I sent a picture of my dead dad.
16:52She sent it to Pips.
16:54Oh, .
16:55She sent it to Pips.
16:57Oh, no.
16:59No.
17:00Dead people cannot travel through cyberspace.
17:02My dad was dead and dying, and she didn't give a .
17:07You can't say you in one text,
17:09and the next one, praying for you, babe.
17:11She doesn't give a about anybody but her self.
17:27You can't go to the airport.
17:28I'm not gonna go to the airport.
17:29I'm not gonna go to the airport.
17:30I'm not gonna go to the airport.
17:31I'm going to go to the airport.
17:32Where are we going?
17:33We are going to pick up grandpa from the airport.
17:35Can I go to the airplane later?
17:36Well, we're not going to the airplane right now, but yeah, we can book a flight.
17:40Where do you want to go?
17:41Dance.
17:42Dance?
17:43Yeah.
17:44Like a party.
17:45So you just want to go to a party?
17:46Yeah.
17:47party so you just want to go to a party yeah why do you love to party so much you want to dance
17:56we're almost there to see grandpa after my dad kicked me out at 15 years old for modeling i
18:03didn't talk to him or see him or hear from him for 10 years then aunties uncles my mom everybody's
18:09like you need to give your dad a chance you need to see past this
18:13yeah tati come come sit in the back so we can put your seat belt it took me 10 years to finally go
18:22through the process to start to to try to forgive him so it's been okay for the past few years but
18:29still it's baby steps oh my god i'm so happy you're here welcome back yeah how was hating
18:38hi of course this one is screaming ice cream we're gonna go get ice cream later okay that thing
18:43let mommy catch up with grandpa how about it how is Haiti some places go someplace got trouble
18:50every day you know you're not going back you're gonna stay here for a while uh-uh i'm going back
18:56because girlfriends no no no no no no no you know you know you know i got only one only one only one
19:04yeah okay no she got one little boy for me a little boy yeah wait wait wait wait wait wait
19:12so i have a brother yeah yeah a little brother you got a little brother how old i think i think the last
19:17last one about three years how many kids you have now that's seven seven yeah i don't want any more
19:26babies so you have these grandkids you have to take care of first before you have more kids i have to
19:38remind you about your mark like you have not stayed in touch with him which i don't appreciate i was on the
19:45speaking terms with my dad when shemar was born he's taller than you what shemar just so you know
19:55he's in college of course shemar is in college and you wouldn't know because you never asked for him
20:01i'm in summer summer you have a little uncle you want to party with your uncle yeah
20:14okay i'm going to do okay oh my god this is okay no more what the
20:19hi welcome to fable can i do have some amigos reposado soda lime
20:42that's more exercise than i've done in a lifetime
20:44hello hey this is very clandestine i don't even know what that means but yeah hi how are you can
20:52i have a vodka with oranges on the side exactly i don't know if everyone in this town knows my
20:58cock i get on a cruise ship they know my flight africa they know my cock i'm in coral gables they
21:05know my cock my cock gets around it's larsa you look hot
21:13oh my god that's a lot of work i feel really good i need a drink you like something to drink yes please
21:30could i have the company roshka but with very little sugar this has too much ice and it's chilling
21:37my organs cheers guys cheers girls cheers and where is everyone what time is bro and stephanie getting
21:46here tell me about stephanie because i keep hearing her name but i've never met her i don't know like
21:51she's fun but she's tough it's no bull she says it the way it is which i like i respect that stephanie
21:59she and i've been following each other on instagram for like maybe two years now and when i had my
22:05pr i've worked with her husband well i kind of kind of know everybody she likes ghosts i'm going to
22:11ask her if she no she makes you take off your shoes in her home and she doesn't even like kids
22:17like no she just goes birkins and boogers don't go together hello hi hi where's my seat here here
22:28can we pull it up here i'll take it back oh no no not by the gosh gosh sorry put it over here i have
22:35like separation anxiety don't touch the birkin it's like when you see somebody with their emotional
22:40support dog you don't go pet the emotional support dog you don't talk to the emotional support dog
22:45don't talk to my birkin just let the birkin be steph you've got the full jaja today with the
22:50feathers i love feathers i knew you were going to bring the jaja too i'm so excited to meet you
22:57i've heard so much about you i've been hearing so much about you my husband loves your wife
23:01he does she's the only wife or woman he's allowed to love so yeah okay okay i met masood at a miami heat
23:09game when i was 26 years old and he was 50. age difference was a really big deal for me
23:14um i did not want to be seen with an older gentleman because of the misconception of people
23:19thinking that if you are with an older guy you were probably a gold digger and then i met masood
23:24and everything changed hi how are you what are you what are you drinking uh tequila soda okay i'll
23:29have a tequila something julia's having a baby shower oh yeah yeah you adopted babies or kids yes
23:35yes congratulations that's the kindest nicest thing like it literally shows the kind of person you
23:39are you are are you loving it loving it not so much the diaper part i have to be honest but it
23:44is what it is and we do what we do i cannot imagine changing a diaper
23:52i knew at a very young age that i wanted to be filthy rich i'm sleeping and i go like this
23:58we gotta make money
23:59well have you had a chance to use the restroom no kathy i didn't get a chance to use the restroom
24:05along the way i did have moments where i thought like hey maybe you will want kids maybe you should
24:11freeze your eggs and then i looked at my calendar and i was like i don't even have time to go to the
24:15doctor to freeze my eggs i don't really have time to go pee that's like a forever you know i'm
24:19i'm with your goat you can change your baby guy oh my gosh i've been excited i want to go to your farm
24:23i did not call that larsa and i were like no you don't like animals no what you don't even know
24:30i grew up on a farm i had to put my finger in the chicken's butt to see if there was
24:33oh my god it's usually done with this thing not with valentino gloves clearly but yeah it's with
24:39this finger that's how you check for eggs you don't come off as fingering a chicken i was there when
24:44we were castrating bulls and eating the testicles you guys don't know this about you where'd you grow
24:48off again where was this you don't understand colombia yeah i lived my entire childhood three
24:55months out of the year in colombia i was in a farm were you born there no i was born here mercy hospital
25:01oh oh me too mercy hospital my parents came to this country with nothing but a backpack being a first
25:10generation american has made me who i am today we have 1400 units coming up we need to figure out how to
25:17sell them how to rent them and how to stay on top of the market and beat everybody be on top and
25:21always be the best there is no room for failure you have to keep going until you make it if one door
25:30closes go find another door if that door's closed keep searching would you like to come to my baby
25:36shower i would love you okay i've already invited myself fantastic yes we are coming oh my god i like
25:42this cheers guys so nice to meet you same same same same okay i'm almost yeah yeah she's running late i
25:50guess she is running late is she we facetime her yeah let's call it is she never punctual i haven't
25:56no she's always i haven't even heard from her today at all can i just tell you guys something there's just
26:02i have one major pet peeve that i cannot deal with what's that and it's people that are late
26:09she's never late something weird's going on something's not right she's not even answering
26:15she's probably having sex with todd oh don't tell me that he could have called her last minute and
26:19said come over don't upset me larsa because they're totally hooking up oh it's alexia what'd she say hey i'm
26:26in bed with a bad migraine i'm very stressed and anxious i need a mental break sorry to miss it was
26:32looking forward she's with todd i told you i need a drink
26:42i'm so happy to be able to organize this event but julia
27:12called me last night and asked me to sit stephanie next to her and i agreed to sit stephanie across
27:17from her because next to her should it be me i'm your best friend and i'm the one doing the freaking
27:23baby shower this is beautiful adriana wow wow look at you you're gorgeous oh larsa did you get the whole
27:36store hey welcome gorgeous you too you were missed yesterday i know we were worried about you i'm glad
27:47that no there's nothing to worry i needed a mental break from everyone and everything
27:51why did you stay in i was not with todd i promise you i wasn't with todd i wasn't with todd that night no
27:58oh god i promise you i was not with todd that night i wish but i wasn't i really had a migraine
28:05i'm just living in todd and alexia's world at this point this is horrible i'm very stressed out
28:11i have a lot of anxiety just like about everything life life in general my life like about my situation
28:17right now um which by the way you added a lot of stress too a little bird told me about alexia and todd
28:25having some financial issues i'm not blaming adriana for todd leaving but nobody likes lies and
28:33rumors about your marriage or your relationship i mean does adriana talk about her relationships
28:38because i'm all her fake boyfriends and all her fake stuff whatever no i know but whatever we'll
28:42talk about it some other time yeah oh wait someone is here thank you thank you oh nice to meet you
28:52they look fat so do you i haven't been to a baby shower uh really i think ever hi we missed you
29:00last night i know i missed you too but it's about babies and happy things and gifts nothing can go wrong
29:10right can i just tell you something without like overstepping my boundaries with todd yeah like when
29:16god takes out the garbage you don't go back into the garbage and like go diving you know he like
29:22took it out so you don't go back in i know but i have to realize that on my own stephanie's comment
29:28is way out of line she doesn't know me well enough to make a comment like that about my husband
29:34thank you where's jordi at excuse me i gotta greet lisa hi oh my god look at your baby balloon look
29:43how are you thanks for coming up to me and greeting me like this take a blue drink cheers okay another
29:49girl in blue hi nice to meet you it's so nice to meet you too you too hi baby how are you
29:56good to see you it's nice yeah it's really beautiful oh god oh larsa larsa cheers cheers
30:06as far as i'm concerned larsa doesn't exist like who's larsa i don't know i don't know who she is
30:13wait gritty's not here right gritty is in new york oh got it
30:20baby shower here we go up to you darling how was your happy hour yesterday
30:26that i didn't get to go we had a great time i wasn't invited to this
30:34uh well yeah well because well um you know i think there was you know i didn't want to work
30:41yeah larsa was there and you guys are really talking um this is awkward sorry saved by julia hi my new
30:51friend hi save me this is stephanie save me save me save me these conversations save me
30:58oh i love you you look stunning everybody's blue
31:06thank you here comes the sun hi i only bring to one baby shower in my life i've because like in russia
31:13i've never heard about it like what baby you put him on the shower like for what why i don't understand
31:18we don't do it in europe neither martina and julia you take the queen and the queen seats the queen
31:23and the queen martina had one request is for this baby shower to be fun and i know adriana so i'm
31:31super excited to see what she's gonna come up with this time before we start the games i'd like to
31:38propose a toast so today we come together to celebrate a truly remarkable and heartwarming
31:44journey the adoption of two wonderful boys who are about to find their forever home let us raise our
31:50glasses to the beautiful bond that's being formed today to the parents martina and julian your loving
31:59commitment to those boys is inspiring you're here together to early for crying that will be treasured for
32:05a lifetime cheers to love laughter and a beautiful journey ahead cheers everybody can i say something
32:13uh my friendship with julia started like three years ago when we first met uh actually a mine
32:43with her started over a decade ago okay well it doesn't really matter how many years right it's
32:51not the amount of years but actually the quality of the time that we spent together and we've spent a
32:56lot of beautiful times together no it's not thank you you know thank you for what you're doing you
33:04know to these two beautiful children jackson and luca and guys thank you for all being here we're gonna have
33:09what's going on thank you for being here to the party that i planned everybody raise your glasses cheers
33:21now we're gonna play games no more speeches i have actually something for you to taste taste taste taste
33:28i'm allergic to babies martina did not want this baby shower to be boring i made our promise and i am
33:33delivering now you're gonna have to taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste
34:03Oh, you got to eat it.
34:05No preservatives, right?
34:06Tongue it, tongue it, tongue it.
34:10Well, quite frankly, the diaper was pretty good.
34:13There was lentils in there, and I'm a vegan,
34:15so I was enjoying the in my diaper.
34:19Oh, my God, I got on my Versace.
34:22I got on my Versace.
34:24Oh, so sorry.
34:25Listen, I got two kids.
34:26I don't want to look at it.
34:29This is red beans, lentil beans, spinach.
34:32You got it!
34:34Applaus to you, cute kids.
34:36As a mom, you know, when you have babies,
34:38you're removing this diaper, especially boys,
34:40they peeing, and then the pee just
34:42and then shit out on your face.
34:44Moving on to the next game.
34:45I'm going to give you the buckets,
34:47and now you choose truth or dare.
34:49I go for the truth now.
34:51Can you, I don't have my glasses.
34:53Okay, I'll read it.
34:55Okay, if you got to have a threesome
34:58with people in this room,
35:00who would you do it with and why?
35:04That's a hot one.
35:06And all I can say is you better
35:08include me in that.
35:09Well, threesomes are not my thing.
35:14She can't make a choice.
35:16I don't do threesomes, my love.
35:18Yes, you have done it, threesomes.
35:20My threesome experience sucked all the way, completely.
35:26So, pick one.
35:28I mean, one person is always going to be left alone,
35:30I think, right?
35:32So, and then you're going to be like watching
35:34and saying, hi, are you down?
35:37What you're doing?
35:38I don't know.
35:39Like, this is totally not my thing.
35:41I'm going to choose Stephanie.
35:43I'm a new girl.
35:46With a new shiny toy.
35:48We've only known each other for like five minutes.
35:50Exactly.
35:51We just barely met.
35:52That one doesn't roll like that.
35:53It's just traditional.
35:54Threesomes are not for me.
35:56I just really like my husband and I by ourselves.
36:00What's the biggest mistake I've ever made?
36:03The biggest mistake I've ever made is,
36:06I feel like I'm too loyal.
36:08I need to stop being, that's like a mistake,
36:10because it comes back to bite me in the ass all the time.
36:12Fair enough.
36:13That's a good one.
36:14Moving on, Alexia.
36:15Why don't I get all the good answers?
36:16Yeah, no, fair enough.
36:17One or the other.
36:19What is it?
36:20Work for a full 30 seconds.
36:22What the fuck?
36:23Yes, yes, yes.
36:24Well, I didn't get that one.
36:25Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:27Three, two, three, one, two, three, one, one.
36:32Go, go, Keke.
36:34Go, Keke.
36:35Go, Keke.
36:36I think Martina would never say that a baby shower is boring again.
36:39And I feel like after this one, Martina might be like,
36:42seeking baby shower invitations.
36:44Let's move on to the table and we're going to have dinner
36:47or lunch, whatever it is.
36:49Now we're going to eat, and then we're going to have desserts.
36:52I like desserts.
36:54Hey, Steph.
36:55You know what?
36:56They've been trying to get us together.
36:57Yeah, same.
36:58I'm like, who is this girl?
36:59Because I was supposed to, I'm like, she's rich.
37:02I want to be friends with her.
37:05She has an amazing jet, and I want to be friends with people
37:07that have jets and yachts.
37:11I think it's a little bit rude to want to be my friend
37:14because what I have.
37:16Would you be my friend if I invited you to my Colombian farm
37:19to eat chicken noodle soup?
37:20Would you eat testicles?
37:22Or do you only want to come hang out with me
37:24and have caviar and rosé in the sky?
37:27Am I drunk?
37:28You talk like you're a little tipsy.
37:31I have to pee.
37:32Want to come with me?
37:33Okay.
37:35You okay?
37:36I've been dealing with so much, and I've been dealing with that one over there.
37:41Larsa, how are you feeling?
37:43I just feel like I can't take any more, like, you made this harder for me, whatever.
37:48When I'm like, I let Marisol read the text messages, everything that I'm writing her is like prayers and whatever.
37:53Whoever's going back and telling her and not giving her a space to, like, mourn, you know, her father saying,
37:58that's who she should be mad at, not me.
38:00I want to know who told her.
38:01I know you.
38:02But that's not the important thing.
38:03That is the important thing.
38:04That's where you girls lose.
38:05No, you and her started fighting back a month ago.
38:08But I would never stress her out during this time.
38:10The fact is that you were talking about Lisa while she was in Canada mourning her father.
38:16You asked me, so I told you.
38:17Can we stop this conversation for one day?
38:20Are we talking about me?
38:33Well, the fact is that you were talking about Lisa while she was in Canada mourning her father.
38:39You asked me, so I told you.
38:40Where's the disconnect?
38:41I mean, there's a lot of tweets to it.
38:43There's a lot of things to tell me.
38:44Can we stop this conversation for one day?
38:46Are we talking about me?
38:47Why?
38:48No, we're not going to talk about anything.
38:50No.
38:51But can I have a meow-meow, please?
38:53Mama needs a meow-meow.
38:55A little meow-meow-meow, please.
38:58Guys, I have a question.
38:59I don't want it to be a thing.
39:00I have just one question because I feel that it's like an elephant in the room.
39:04Who would admit that they told Lisa about what happened that night at Marisol's?
39:11I'm not a rat and I'm not telling you.
39:13I'm not asking you.
39:14No, I'm just saying us.
39:15Us.
39:16Julia, why are you starting this man at your own and baby shower?
39:21Okay, I did not say.
39:22That's all I could say.
39:23Did you say?
39:24Something is going to say about me.
39:25She was not even invited.
39:26This is not a murder mystery game.
39:27It doesn't matter.
39:28Marisol, I am very sorry.
39:29I thought it was you.
39:30Well, it wasn't me.
39:31I thought it was you.
39:32But then, when I had lunch with Gertie, couple of days later, Gertie was like, well,
39:33I was the one that said it.
39:34Gertie?
39:35Yeah.
39:36Somebody from the group told Lisa what everything Larza said that night.
39:52Who did?
39:53I did.
39:54It doesn't really matter.
39:59I should be told because it was about me and I wasn't there to defend myself because
40:03I was dealing with my dead dad.
40:05It does matter.
40:06It's like the broken telephone.
40:07Of course it matters.
40:08Not the time and play.
40:11This hasn't even been one week since I put my dad in the ground.
40:17And no one's understanding that.
40:19Like, why is this even a conversation?
40:23Like, what is wrong with all of you?
40:24Don't you get it?
40:25I'm sorry, Lisa.
40:26I'm sorry, Lisa.
40:27I didn't want us to have a conversation today, really.
40:28It's not important.
40:29Who cares?
40:30Enjoy your dinner.
40:31You're not directed at YouTube.
40:32You guys, this is about you guys.
40:33You guys are doing a beautiful thing.
40:34You think I want to talk about this when I have a dead dad?
40:38This is .
40:39I don't want it to be about me.
40:40I'm so sorry.
40:41I know.
40:42I love you guys.
40:43I'm so sorry.
40:44Lisa.
40:45No, I didn't want this.
40:46I'm leaving.
40:47I asked all of you not to start this conversation.
40:48I specifically asked for peace and conviviality.
40:49Too bad I'm out of pacifiers because they all deserve a pacifier shoved in their mouths.
40:53I'm so sorry.
40:54I'm so sorry.
40:55I am so sorry.
40:56I don't want it to be about me.
40:57I'm so sorry.
40:58I don't want it to be about me.
40:59I'm so sorry.
41:00I'm so sorry.
41:01I don't want this to be about me.
41:02for peace and conviviality.
41:06Too bad I'm out of pacifiers, because they all deserve
41:09a pacifier shoved in their mouths.
41:12I'm so sorry.
41:13I am so sorry.
41:14I don't want this to be about me.
41:18I'm going to fight at a baby shower.
41:20We need God.
41:21We need help.
41:25I'm so sorry.
41:27Sorry.
41:28I don't want to.
41:28I really asked you guys not to start the conversation.
41:31It's OK.
41:33It was not what I did.
41:34I'm so sorry.
41:35I am so sorry.
41:36I just want to go.
41:40You think it was right for Grady to call her and tell her?
41:42No.
41:43OK, that's all I'm asking.
41:44That's it.
41:45That's it.
41:46We're done.
41:47We're done talking about it.
41:48This is such a warm welcome to me.
41:49I love it.
41:50It's called welcome to the NFL, or maybe welcome to the NBA.
41:52What kind of party is this?
41:53I was just asked to have a threesome.
41:55One of the girls was crying, leaving.
41:57Where's the food?
41:58It's like survival of the fittest in the table.
42:01I'm so sorry.
42:06On the next episode of The Real Housewives of Miami,
42:09this is beautiful.
42:10Alamay, so these are the mirrors that we're talking about.
42:12You put the quotes on them.
42:13Love.
42:14You cannot fix someone who doesn't want to be fixed,
42:17but you can ruin your life trying to do it.
42:19Hello?
42:20It's me.
42:21It's me.
42:22You betrayed my trust.
42:23Do you think of how rude it is to make everybody wait?
42:26Do you think your time's more important than all of ours?
42:28I think you're rude.
42:29Don't ever talk to me like that, okay?
42:31This is bull .
42:33No.
42:34No.
42:35No.
42:36No.
42:37No.
42:38No.
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