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00:00Previously on The Real Housewives of Miami.
00:06How you feeling?
00:07Baby proving house.
00:08Hello.
00:09You realize we're old enough to be grandparents.
00:12We're going to get married in like a week?
00:14We're going to do the down and dirty version.
00:17I'm kind of used to being alone now.
00:18Sometimes it's better.
00:19I know everyone's calling me about all this stuff
00:21at the tabloids, and it's stressful for my kids.
00:23Of course.
00:25I just want to go to bed.
00:28What about you and Gertie?
00:29I had this cold text message from her.
00:31She wasn't on the Zoom.
00:32Gertie was trying to get in as well on the call,
00:34but she couldn't get in.
00:36She's not my safe space anymore.
00:38I need to feel good about myself.
00:40I don't feel sexy, honey. You're going to suffer.
00:43That's not a nice thing to do at somebody's birthday.
00:46Be friends with Marcus.
00:47You chose him. That's cool. Be friends with him.
00:49Again, I've been doing for the last three weeks
00:51with my dad in the ICU.
00:53Why are you here?
00:54That is rude.
00:59I'm so nervous.
01:02Butterfly nervous.
01:03Oh, that's cute.
01:04I'm really excited about getting married.
01:06I'm going to cry.
01:07I'm like in heaven right now.
01:09He's like an angel.
01:12Here's my beautiful and lovely wife.
01:15Aw.
01:16I don't want anything to hex our wedding day.
01:20This has to be perfect.
01:22Do you want to do this with the group or you want to have...
01:24Hey!
01:25You're not going to be producing, okay?
01:26You're screaming.
01:27You're like a hyena.
01:28I'm screaming.
01:29You never asked.
01:30You came nuts.
01:31You used me.
01:32Good lord.
01:33I don't...
01:34I am a hyena, and you are.
01:35So go sit down.
01:36Go sit down, hyena.
01:37Go sit down.
01:38Can we see it?
01:39My new words.
01:40Stop!
01:41Ladies, this is the worst wedding party ever.
01:43God!
01:44Hi.
01:45Preston, do you realize that, like, you watch Philip Klein's fashion show in Milan?
01:55Like, holy .
01:57This is huge.
01:58You really have to take advantage of your opportunity, and like, I'm excited for the journey.
02:03The journey's a reward.
02:04That was really good, actually.
02:06I need to post that on Instagram.
02:09Everybody loved her.
02:10They were saying, oh, he's so nice.
02:11He's so handsome.
02:12They're all dying.
02:13They were talking about who?
02:14You.
02:15No.
02:16You.
02:17You.
02:18Okay, I'm going topless now, then.
02:21Okay.
02:34Are you making my scrambled eggs?
02:35No, I'm making banana bread for the boys.
02:38Martina is cooking.
02:39I can't talk while I'm doing this.
02:41Seriously.
02:42Can't you multitask?
02:43I need to double everything.
02:44Baking soda is...
02:45When are you going to memorize the recipe?
02:48Stop talking to me!
02:50Is one teaspoon, two tablespoons, or is it the other way?
02:52You remember this place?
02:56Yeah.
02:57Going this way.
02:58Oh.
02:59Oh.
03:00Oh.
03:01Welcome to Sue Spice.
03:02Oh, thank you.
03:03I'm here to see Miriam.
03:04Of course.
03:05I think she's waiting for you.
03:06Alexia.
03:07You look lovely, my darling.
03:08Oh, you too.
03:09Hi, thank you.
03:10How are you, sweetheart?
03:11Good.
03:12How's everything?
03:13I love what you did here.
03:14And I'm so happy that we're going to do this for Marisol here.
03:15I am too.
03:16I want to have a surprise celebration for Marisol and Steve, because they're finally getting
03:28officially legally married.
03:30I wanted to invite you to dinner, you and Steve and the boys.
03:32Oh.
03:33Oh, that would be nice.
03:34Well, make sure you wear something cute.
03:36I feel like Marisol's not going to like the surprise.
03:39Oh, my God.
03:40So many good memories in this bar.
03:42I know.
03:43This is where I met Todd.
03:45I think I picked Sea Spice because I'm a masochist and I like to torture myself.
03:50Holding on to those memories with Todd.
03:52Cheers, Frankie.
03:53Cheers.
03:54And happiness.
03:55But I've also had a lot of fun and naughty nights with Marisol at Sea Spice, by the way.
04:00You want to take me around?
04:01Let's do it.
04:02I feel like I'm on a yacht.
04:03This is so cool.
04:04I always tell everybody my yacht's bigger than your yacht.
04:08Oh, my God.
04:09And then you have the beautiful downtown skyline.
04:11Mm-hmm.
04:12This is so perfect for Marisol.
04:14Oh, my God.
04:15Gorgeous.
04:16Everything is set up for cocktails, hors d'oeuvres.
04:19The lighting coordinates with the DJ.
04:22I'm so excited.
04:23I've never been in any of her weddings.
04:25Like, I need to celebrate with her, whether it's her first marriage or her last marriage.
04:29We got a hitch.
04:30I've never been there.
04:31Neither has anybody else in her family, by the way.
04:33So how is everything?
04:35How's Todd?
04:36And how's that going?
04:37Hmm.
04:38Hey.
04:39It's hard.
04:40It is hard.
04:41Aw.
04:42Don't cry, Mommy.
04:43Please.
04:44Okay.
04:45It is.
04:46It's been really hard.
04:47I got home.
04:48Everything was missing.
04:49He had moved him and his daughter out.
04:50He even took the shampoo from the bathtub.
04:52The one who's missing out is not you.
04:55It's him.
04:56Yeah, yeah.
04:57Todd, don't mind me.
05:00Yeah.
05:01You know, it's hard.
05:02No.
05:03Right?
05:04No, it's hard.
05:05Thank God I have, like, Frankie.
05:07Because he's, like, my angel.
05:09Frankie knows what's going on.
05:10You know, just because he can't express himself the way a lot of us can express ourselves,
05:15his comprehension is there.
05:17He understands, and he's very intuitive.
05:19So, Larsa knows about it.
05:21Gertie knows about it.
05:22Julia knows about it.
05:23Kiki knows about it.
05:24They all know about it except Lisa.
05:25But, you know, Lisa doesn't answer her phone.
05:27Okay?
05:28Because all the girls are after her, like, always telling her, but Lisa, we call you, and you
05:33don't answer.
05:34Right.
05:35Oops.
05:36Hi.
05:37Hey.
05:38I'm calling you because I wanted to invite you to Meryl Sloan's wedding celebration that I'm
05:41doing for her.
05:42It's a surprise.
05:43I'm in Canada right now.
05:44Oh, my God.
05:45Don't tell me your father passed away.
05:47Yeah.
05:48Oh, my God.
05:49No, Lisa.
05:50I'm so sorry.
05:51He wasn't conscious, so I didn't get to have a moment with him.
05:54I'm so sorry, my friend.
05:57I'm really sorry.
05:58And, you know, you just have to envision him in heaven looking over you.
06:03I wish I let him in sooner, you know?
06:05It's okay, and I'm sure he loved you unconditionally.
06:09At least you did spend time with him, and he will be your angel watching over you.
06:13I love you, and I wish I could give you a big hug.
06:16I'll see you soon.
06:17I love you.
06:18Thanks for calling.
06:19Thanks for joining me.
06:20Love you.
06:21Okay.
06:22No, my love.
06:23You focus on you now and your family, and if you need anything here, let me know.
06:27Okay.
06:28Okay.
06:29Love you.
06:30Bye.
06:31Love you.
06:32Oh, I'm so sorry.
06:33It's very sad.
06:34I'm pretty nervous today.
06:36That's like for reals.
06:37It is.
06:38Sunshine State for reals.
06:39For reals in the state of Miami-Dade County.
06:41Me and Boobie are making it official.
06:57When Steve and I met, all the stars aligned.
07:00I had a couple of friends that lived here, so we were all hanging out at the pool.
07:03Some guy comes to look at the house.
07:05Some guy.
07:06Oh.
07:07So I guess I left my swimsuit in the pool house, and then my friend calls me and says,
07:11hey, you know, the new owner found your swimsuit.
07:14And then I text him so I could pick up the swimsuit.
07:16He's like, come soon.
07:17Why?
07:18You come Friday.
07:19Come Friday night.
07:20And then I didn't leave for three days.
07:22Sneakers or loafers?
07:24No, I like those sneakers.
07:26Perfect for the motorcycle.
07:27Okay.
07:28Your poppy's all dressed in here.
07:29Yeah, poppy wore his pink bow tie today.
07:31Are you nervous?
07:32Yeah, a little bit.
07:33Me too.
07:34I'm really nervous too.
07:35It's so weird, right?
07:37Yeah.
07:38We're nervous because there's a lot of money on the line between the two of us.
07:41Oh my god, Lisa's father passed away.
07:45That's horrible.
07:46What happened?
07:47I don't know what happened.
07:48I just heard that he had been in ICU.
07:51That's horrible.
07:52It's just so weird that I'm sitting here getting married and Lisa's going to bury her father.
07:57Life is quite the cycle, huh?
08:00Poor thing.
08:03All right, motorcycles ready.
08:05Oh my god.
08:07Wow, look at you.
08:08What do you think, booby?
08:09You like it?
08:10I'm gonna cry again.
08:12I'm gonna cry.
08:13Don't cry.
08:14You're too pretty.
08:16Life is short.
08:18And we're on that other side of how much shorter it's gonna be.
08:22I got mommy's bracelet for good luck.
08:24Beautiful.
08:26It's from the 30s.
08:27She brought it from Cuba.
08:28Had to have a little bit of my mom with me today.
08:30She's with us.
08:31Yeah.
08:32Yeah, I wish they could ruin me.
08:33I know.
08:34My mom and dad.
08:35I'm like very sentimental about it today.
08:39I know.
08:40You know, my parents got really sick, really old, and when they couldn't speak for themselves
08:47or take care of themselves.
08:49You know, they had me and my brothers, but I don't have any children.
08:54So, Steve and I decided that we need to, you know, be able to access each other's funds,
09:02take care of each other, protect each other, make decisions for each other.
09:07We know we're gonna be together forever.
09:10So, it's just, it's something we need to do that's legal in the state of Florida.
09:16Just don't go too fast, cause I'm like a, I'm a first timer with this situation.
09:21If my mother could see me, she'd kill me.
09:24I don't like these.
09:26My mother would be like, you don't get on that motorcycle.
09:31You will die.
09:32Ready?
09:33Oh .
09:36I've ridden saved hog many times.
09:39Just not the orange one.
09:41.
09:53You want me to pull it out, right?
09:54Yeah, I'm positive I want you to pull it out.
09:58Oh my God.
10:00Holy .
10:01All right, let me get off.
10:03I'll burn my thighs.
10:04Yeah, please.
10:05See how limber I am?
10:06Uh-huh.
10:07That's why you want to marry me.
10:08Ready?
10:09Third time's a charm.
10:10Turn around.
10:11Toys of wind here.
10:12There you go.
10:13All right.
10:14Ready?
10:15Yeah.
10:16You know wind blowing?
10:17Yeah.
10:18I just...
10:19You don't ruin my makeup.
10:21I don't ruin my makeup.
10:22It's the greatest thing that ever happened to me.
10:27Oh, Boobie.
10:29I believe we did it.
10:31I never met anybody so kind and selfless in my life.
10:38Mmm.
10:39My husband.
10:40Love you.
10:41Love you too.
10:42And I'm the happiest I've ever been in my life.
10:44Can't get rid of my now.
10:45Woo!
10:46And by the way, he get his money now.
10:51Welcome to lovely cafe.
10:53I'd like one decaf cappuccino.
10:54What kind of meal would you like?
10:55Skin milk.
10:56Oatmeal?
10:57No.
10:58Red milk.
10:59No.
11:00Red milk.
11:01No.
11:02No.
11:03No.
11:04No.
11:05No.
11:06No.
11:07No.
11:08No.
11:09No.
11:10No.
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11:12No.
11:13No.
11:14No.
11:15No.
11:16No.
11:17No.
11:18No.
11:19No.
11:20No.
11:21Altmeal?
11:22No.
11:23Regular skin milk.
11:24Like skin milk?
11:25Regular milk.
11:26We are a vegan restaurant.
11:28We are vegan.
11:29Ah.
11:30I'm like 80 percent vegetarian.
11:31I love fruits and vegetables, but everybody knows I loved a good French sausage.
11:40I can't stop liking French blood sausage.
11:42Yeah, you're here, look at you, it's like.
11:46are you texting your boyfriend no no it's actually about my car insurance okay how are you i'm good
11:54good to see you finally finally it's been a long summer you didn't call me you can pick up the phone
12:02and call me too of course i can but then you know i was like why is she calling me i miss my friends
12:09like everybody's calling me how's the boys what happened congrats i was a bit surprised that he
12:14didn't tell me before everybody else tell me the truth we finally did it we finally expanded our
12:20family oh my god alexia already saw the boys maybe i was a little resentful julia is my best friend you
12:30adriana demura promise me that you will be my best friend forever nobody ever will come between us
12:37i felt a little disappointed since i had been with her through the process of adoption it would
12:46have felt better if she had told me privately before but but she didn't you know i probably should have
12:54told you before yeah would have been nice i feel the distance right now and i feel like it's because
12:58she decided to get closer and closer to alexia and marisol but the most important thing is she got the
13:05boys and i'm happy for her i have something to ask you can i hold a boy baby shower for you for the
13:12boys boy baby yeah i want to host one for you so sweet yeah yes please yes so i'll make up to you
13:21by giving a nice baby shower for the boys who's ready to stretch
13:34i'm with the troublemaker over here so we are gathered here today
13:42to stretch and that's what we're gonna do now on the table i'm gonna stretch you guys everyone
13:47thinks that having cancer is the hard part but the life after cancer is hard too because i'm still
13:52struggling to find out like who is this new girl that i'm looking at every day in the mirror
13:56i think we need to plan for our next procedure do we keep doing this over and over and over
14:02russell advised to take a step back after having my last surgery and i'm just trying to do anything
14:06and everything to help me feel sexy again is that good you tell me when going before i make the
14:12decision to see if i'm gonna go under the knife or not so let's stretch look at you i haven't forgot
14:18my ways okay i see how you got two beautiful boys gertie has been struggling with insecurities you know
14:26with her body post-cancer and excel oh wow i think gertie's more flexible than me stretching also help
14:34you in the bedroom so hopefully she's more open to russell intimately let's do this let's do it
14:42too much it feels good oh the pus oh goodbye no the muscle is so tight here is it
14:52yeah even my butthole stretching there's no stretch in here for that oh really
14:57oh my god i used to be able to have my legs all the way behind my neck okay holy i'm literally
15:08shaking that's that's a good stretch oh you're getting a bonus stretch right there bro hold on
15:13this is i need a husband i need a husband husband good now close keeping your husband
15:21up is that vibrator doing his job is the vibrator broken
15:27oh my god you got a dildo you do me i do you this feels like a porno
15:37but anyway what's been going on no we need to catch up yeah tell me where are you with the ladies
15:43i know the summer where everyone was traveling i had two surgeries i was low-key
15:46but like and and by the way alexia checked in on me so much like so much well alexia decided to put
15:52like a girl's night dinner together a couple of days ago uh okay is gertie and adriana coming
16:00well i see two seed i don't know where's your drink one of the problems some of these ladies are having
16:08with you is that gertie come across as like she's too much she's very okay um extra she's very this she's
16:15very that she's this she's that tell me what you've been up to well i met actually with uh gertie
16:23and lisa gertie who was saying how things aren't good between you and her i've been feeling weird
16:29vibes coming from julia she says that she doesn't understand what she has done to you she makes it
16:36about herself that's her aim and you know what i have no time for that julia said she had a problem
16:43with you because you did something when you guys were on that cruise you kind of like were there to
16:47get attention apparently my really good friend julia has been talking about me behind my back what was
16:53it that did for you on the cruise few months back martina and i were invited to this fabulous cruise
17:00unfortunately that morning of the departure martina got a little health scare so she chose to stay home
17:07and i called gertie i get a call from julia who says oh my god i need your help can you go with me
17:15please she said would you like me to come with you she asked me to because she was distraught and needed
17:21emotional support i went on the cruise to support a friend is the basic the basics of it all the entire
17:27trip made it all about herself connections she would make their pictures she would take there
17:34and never once asked me julia how are you doing and how is martina doing never once there were a lot
17:42of things throughout this boat cruise and i gave gertie many chances and then i've seen with my own eyes
17:50how she acted with others i just feel uncomfortable in her company i don't know what's her deal but trust
17:58you be me whatever she's saying out there it ain't what it ain't it was a cruise we stay in this beautiful
18:03suite and she get all martina's massages and all the lunches and all the dinner except this one dinner
18:08where martina was supposed to go and because she didn't go the person removed her from the guest list
18:14gertie threw such a fit at me she reprimanded me that she was supposed to be my plus one she was
18:21supposed to take martina's space but it's kind of weird that i'm here on the cruise for you but then you
18:25just switch it up on me and tell me to hold back go eat at that restaurant over there which by the way did
18:30not even have my reservation i felt like a seat filler so it made me feel less than and now she
18:36has the nerve to i'm like i betrayed her julia's trying to like ruin my like like talk about me to
18:41the group so that they don't like me or be more on her side this is bizarre it's bizarre you may need
18:47to turn it down i'm your friend you gotta listen to me i am i listen i listen maybe tone it down a
18:52little bit because they really feel like you're just being extra maybe they need to go deeper and
18:58understand that this is part of your personality there's nothing wrong with my personal she's not
19:06letting me finish my talk she's not listening gertie is doing to me exactly what i'm telling her that the
19:12girls don't like about her we're gonna work through the weeds and pull them out because i ain't got time
19:17for hypocrisy no not doing that
19:35i think i should say something at the funeral my brother is saying it i don't think it should be
19:41all on him i'm just so nervous i don't know what to say like i've never you know spoken at a funeral
19:46before i guess but just keep in mind like when you look back on this you'll be way happier if you said
19:56something i didn't have this perfect childhood i think he tried his best but i just didn't take it
20:02like that and look he was an alcoholic you know that's how i remember a lot of interactions with
20:11my dad and seeing that as a little girl that was hard and i just stepped away and i didn't really want
20:18to have anything to do with him i had no idea that he like loved me so much you know oh look at these
20:27kids daddy's girl i feel like i look a lot like him this is so sweet he kept her little gloves i never
20:36thought he was the type to keep something like this last year we tried like and we just wasn't enough
20:43time and it was too late we all make mistakes the fact that he tried and i didn't let him in in time
20:53is really heartbreaking because when i was ready it was too late
21:03i missed like so many opportunities to have him know my kids like he was just so happy that my
21:09aunt del said that was one of the highlights of his life and you can literally say that
21:18oh thank you for being here for me your blood will always be there for you no matter what
21:23not even your husband or your boyfriend or anyone like that like they can come and go too
21:27it doesn't matter if you have a kiss together clearly but your parents will always be your parents
21:32and i would like to tell him i forgive him and i would like to tell him that i understand and i'm a
21:37parent now you need to forgive you need to forgive your parents if you have any issues with your parents
21:43don't hold grudges life is short i just wish i had more time with my dad
21:55ice cream i wait to check out this place welcome welcome come on in my name is java chip go ahead and
22:04come up with your own ice cream name what are we gonna name her dirigeant because that's someone in
22:13haiti okay they're very like do this do that because she likes to she likes to dictate all right
22:20i bought my mom here from haiti and in the haitian culture it's very important to support your parents
22:26so i make sure that she stay with me everything is paid for i'm the nutcracker the nutcracker go ahead
22:33nutcracker my mom doesn't understand it's perfect you know i'm just grateful she helped with the
22:39children so i can bring the ching ching back home all right let's go talk with hi guys these are
22:50banana split well you can try new things wow there must be monkeys somewhere this is way too many bananas
22:59right yeah which bananas do you like chocolate oh wow look yeah first class so man she doesn't want
23:11this one she's like chocolate all day chocolate chocolate it's ice cream this is for you
23:16it's not for you it's not for you which one are you looking for a chocolate we're gonna have
23:23chocolate soon tati can we order ice cream while we're sitting i wanted a cup or come come tell her
23:29what you like i want chocolate what do you say summer thank you thank you okay yeah oh my god
23:40anyway so what about papam i understand you did everything you could to make sure that
23:48and he's coming from haiti so i'm making a plan to see if i can pick him up from the airport
23:58he treated you like crap by the way
23:59i don't know mama after 10 years of not speaking to my dad he started reaching out to me
24:28i've been on my own since i was 15 get kicked out on the street with the black bears in the rain
24:34haitian parents they believe that once you start taking photos with something a little
24:39big skanky bikinis now you're a porn star you know a few years later went back with my stepmother
24:45bottom line she called him told him hey i don't want her here anymore i'm gonna kick her out and he
24:50didn't even say anything he just said kick her out so i'm trying here you know to forgive him and move
24:55past it but it's still hard yeah yeah so my dad also want him to be involved in shomar's life
25:03he doesn't know anything about shomar he knows a little bit about this one because i started to
25:08reconnect with him summer barely knows my dad and i think beside all the differences i have with my dad
25:14i feel like it's important for my kids to know him especially seeing lisa who didn't have much of a
25:20relationship with her dad and the dad recently passed away getting back together that's all that matters
25:25the sugar is working oh my god you want to go with mommy
25:44mommy's teeth is coming out
25:45coming up you've been talking behind my back all summer
25:50i'm a hyena and i'm proud to be
25:57i'm just calling you out
25:58okay you what are you gonna do touch me
26:00oh my goodness look at you oh my goodness you look beautiful thank you oh my goodness what do you
26:19think love it couldn't be more perfect hi this is marisol's brother oh hi and and he's done hunter
26:27hi like your earrings really pretty thank you this is a gift from todd you know he does have good taste
26:32oh they got a lot of bling yeah yeah i love these
26:37oh my god why did marisol get the height
26:53she needed the height they're like the tall people
26:56i know how was your trip so good what's going on with you and todd things better worse i mean last
27:06week i had like a breakdown you know i'm like an emotional limbo and then you know that 30 day
27:19notice that's so crazy you have to make a decision no i mean i mean he kind of does you know like
27:26the ball's really more like on his court is alexia losing her memory todd is not that great
27:32and i don't think i could be waiting for my husband to tell me if we're staying together
27:38breaking up to me that's that's a deal breaker in itself you've let this guy control your heart
27:43like yeah it's dangerous oh my god so many stairs i shouldn't wear tennis shoes where's this party how
27:51come i don't hear any noise hi hi hey babe oh i'm so happy you wore white kiki wore white of course
28:00wait is everybody wearing white
28:01do i get a kiss guys my heels hurt we should go sit down my dress is kind of tight
28:12do you have a jessica rabbit vibe yeah i know i don't know anybody else coming besides marisol
28:17gertie oh speaking of gertie she feels like julia is burn washing you guys oh is she that threatening of
28:25me i'm here to party honey all right hi guys beautiful you look gorgeous you look amazing hey
28:32boo i wanna hi i know that just like a friend i used to know how are you so do you how funny julia
28:44she's been playing betty boop and i am watching and i am ready what are you drinking white wine yes
28:52get a drink come sit hi how are you can you make something like a cucumber vodka and no tipping jar
28:59thank god it's a family dinner i'm starving i feel like i look expensive you are tell mommy she looks
29:14pretty you need a parent people wake up with a lot of different things weird dudes my clothes are on
29:23the floor i woke up with a stye i'm looking at you it's hard more blurry perfect
29:32can we just keep that whole platter next to us well marisol is gonna get here there's no more food
29:36how are you how are you how are you how are you how are you how are you good i'm sorry is marisol
29:40almost here i think so boy it's hard to see with the patch but it's a state okay you know what guys
29:46marisol and steve are here we have to hide tonight i don't know i don't know i see a lot of people
29:52you know what's going on here we have to hide tonight thank you thank you
30:06wait she have one eye she's a pirate she looks like a pirate what happened to your eyes marisol
30:11what did steve do to you last night is it halloween already i didn't realize it was a costume party
30:18thank you thank you thank you i thought i was just going to dinner i look like a schlub
30:25everybody was so quiet today alexia nailed the guest list and i'm really happy about the fact
30:31that she forgot somebody's phone number her name starts with an a we can hug like this
30:41by the way are we gonna call me mommy
30:43we can do step mommy step mommy i'm gonna call her ma ma ma that sounds like a fatal hillbilly
30:52how do you feel to be married when i woke up this morning you know steve always wakes up and gives me
30:57kisses every morning this morning he goes i love your wifey and i was like oh oh i boom in my bloomers
31:06welcome home yeah wifey i like the pirate look though does it feel like dad i feel like i'm
31:14channeling dad well you always said he sounded like a pirate too he did he had the same growly
31:19voice like you my cousins always tell me you're married your father he looks like him he sounds
31:23like him i don't think steve looks like dad do you not nearly as mean as dad was that's for sure
31:28i gotta go everyone eat up do your thing do your thing this should be a new look honey i have an
31:36all new respect for people who've lost an eye it's very constricting i want to hear about milan
31:43so we get there we were having a conversation about my ex and i said i don't want blogs to say
31:48that my friend is hanging out with my ex and he's publicly bashing me that doesn't make me feel good
31:52you're trying to move on from this relationship exactly and it doesn't help when your friends
31:57like keep it there like no offense but like lisa's my friend so if you guys break up i'll never
32:03speak to you again my loyalty is to lisa so apparently that really bothered me fast forward
32:10lisa and i we started to get along but she's like you know you're right i'm gonna unfollow your ex
32:14i'm gonna do everything right i'm sorry that's good we made progress good but the last night of milan
32:21jody gets so crazy he doesn't want us to talk anymore yelling over us boy why i'm gonna show
32:28your photo oh you're getting medical with the eyeballs some people suffer from that disease
32:34that their eyeballs that their eyeballs come out okay the thyroid that thyroid oh my god
32:42why was he i wish i didn't see that oh my god
32:46he gets so crazy he doesn't want us to talk anymore yelling over us why how big were his eyeballs
33:00i'm gonna show your photo oh my god i've seen jody's eyes looking crazy before but this was a special
33:08crazy life why was he why was he oh my god jody's eyes look big but you know i've never even noticed
33:17what his eyes look on the rag girl those are jody's eyes that's his look he looks completely normal
33:24that could have been a flash issue sometimes like the flash in the camera blinds your eye and you're
33:28like i took lisa aside and i said look i love you and i want to make amends with you i was like he's
33:34using you he's not good for you and she's like i love him i love him and i was like he's controlling
33:39honestly i'm concerned about her because i think he wants her money
33:46her dad's money she will never get on a call these days a business call without him on the phone
33:51yeah do you remember that deal like what's happening did you keep me copied on it yeah you're always
33:56copying him remember i told you hold and you said no i want to send this um and then what you said
34:04it was strange add some mirrors keep everything straight don't let anything drop yeah
34:12so he's like that he's playing manager that's that's scary so he's a gold digger how did you and
34:17lisa end it what happened did you fly on the same flight did you say goodbye i left oh okay did you invite
34:23her tonight lisa's falling across her way so he says wait can we switch sides because i can't see
34:30larsa out of my eye i don't like the larsa picked this time to talk about lisa and jody julia while lisa
34:38is grieving her father's death so i was texting with lisa earlier and um she said to me you know it's
34:46complicated with family when someone dies everyone has certain feelings do you know how close she was
34:51sort of i don't know they just made up they just made up and the kids went and it was nice so she
34:57holds a lot of guilt so you know she's going through a lot marisol congratulations marisol
35:03congratulations to your wedding that's how we celebrate
35:19it was just like we needed to celebrate that came out of nowhere i was like whoa
35:23am i crazy because they call me too much yet julia is the most extra of us all
35:35can i please have tequila blanco oh my god julia she's got a problem with me
35:41oh my god i'm in the middle of you kiss kiss oh my god i'm like watching you kiss i don't understand
35:46i want to talk to her i think that's the best thing julia i was like in the middle of them
35:54kissing julia i think you two really should talk we can definitely talk so i don't know about that
35:59do you want to do this with the group okay you're not going to be producing okay you're not modifying
36:04anything and you're not are you how many of those are you guys okay we're not talking then you're
36:08screaming you're like a hyena okay hiena this is not the farm oh i have a farm okay come on you've been
36:14talking behind my back all summer talk and make up and look at her ladies you're an animal this is
36:20not the animal farm you're disgusting what the hell my mother will be mortified tell them act like
36:26ladies i'm so sorry look at this what happened i'm sorry sweet in my jacuzzi okay talking badly about
36:33alexia talking about what is happening i am a hyena and i'm you are so go sit down go sit down okay
36:39what are you gonna do touch me oh my god go sit down and be a human
36:44good lord i don't jesus christ um cocktail please really yeah find your words find your words
36:50beat on me don't beat on me don't beat on me yeah you're disgusting i'm gonna shoot her
36:56disgusting all right all right listen can you just please just sit down can you sit for me
37:04and just tell us how this all started do me a favor do me a favor she spent all summer talking to
37:12everybody else but me it's just ridiculous why do you want to talk to you you're so self-centered
37:17i took you on the boat because you wanted to go i just left the boat you're the one who freaking
37:21called me what happened i'm a boat here we go sit your ass down girl bye
37:26somebody else like that you sit your ass down sit your ass down the performance is over this is not an
37:33opera show we were all invited actually in one cruise there were three itineraries i chose itinerary
37:39one she couldn't make it it was myself russell we were on this cruise had the most amazing time
37:44we get off the cruise i get a phone call julia is hysterical gertie oh my god martina cannot make
37:50it please gertie come be with me and i'm like i just got home i'm like i'm literally unpacking with
37:55russell what's wrong she's literally hysterical good friend that i am julia what's wrong with martina
38:02she does not want me to know she says i will tell you on the ship manipulate her and i say okay
38:09i'm going to go on the ship i'm going to go i literally repack i'm telling you she is psychopath
38:15scary be quiet i literally don't you tell this
38:23oh my god you're a liar they're gonna get us out you are such a liar
38:32i got a phone call julia is hysterical gertie oh my god martina cannot make it please gertie come
38:40be with me i literally repass i literally repass excuse me be quiet don't you tell me
38:48you're not a liar martina had a cancer situation you're a liar you are such a liar you are a liar
38:58martina had a bio i told you this on the phone you're a liar you're doing everything for your
39:03social media liar social media you never asked you came not you used me you completely used me i never
39:11asked you to go she's crazy she's crazy guys you wasn't there julia go oh my god guys this is such a
39:17lie this is theatrical i'm not doing anything i will never alexia excuse me i'm not stop don't pull
39:24me away because i'm not i'm not that person all she wanted was to promote herself she wanted to be
39:29invited to very special events because captain sandy was there oh captain sandy who we were just hanging
39:36out with the night before something's wrong i'm telling you and i felt kind of like humiliated in
39:43the sense of like why why couldn't i go when i met the person who was hosting it never once she asked
39:47me how is martina feeling to me it's very clear gertie was there for gertie i'm gonna continue this
39:53story i just don't like this i don't like this low class lowest class no class let's get back to the
40:00problem at hand martina is the issue martina has an issue she gets on the boat and leaves martina
40:04that's the issue and you're trying to like spin it all around don't you get involved in my family
40:10well you made me involved when you invited me on the ship to be with you because i've never invited
40:14you that makes sense that makes sense just the same way that you got a facelift while martina was in
40:18new york getting chemo don't deflect okay i'm not deflecting you need to look at yourself and really
40:24realize what you're doing all you gotta do is say gertie i have a problem with you you waited uh almost a
40:29year a year and all of a sudden a couple weeks ago i did not wait i just didn't want to have anything to
40:35do with you gertie i don't know if you want to do it no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
40:41okay hi john i love you thanks for coming i appreciate it if i get water thrown to my face
40:48i will save my point and leave i wouldn't just sit there and be like bring it on
40:54i came in dry i leave all wet thank you very much i'm leaving who knows what's next i don't know if
41:01it's gonna be a bottle of champagne i don't know imagine we're not gonna fix this problem tonight
41:07this is crazy but i want to say something we're here for marisol oh thanks
41:13i feel like i'm the pawn of a sorority haze so you know what kudos julia you just made the mean
41:19girl sorority steve boo bear come oh everybody this has been such a magical evening what can i say
41:30memorable it'll be memorable yes how lucky am i
41:40how can a friend say those things to me i feel embarrassed in front of marisol for allowing
41:47gertie to get the best of me i just wanted her to stop my whole family came i didn't get to talk
41:53to anybody and they had to deal with this for her my life is so normal compared to all this
42:05next time on the real housewives of miami like you must really love me if you're flying with me to
42:09go get pebbles when i met stephanie it was love at first sight i grew up on a farm i had to put my
42:15finger in the chicken's butt to see if there was eggs in there oh my god this big woman standing over
42:20you is upsetting this is like chewing it hot yeah martina would never say that a baby shower is boring
42:27again you were talking about lisa i put my dad in the ground this is
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