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The Real Housewives of Miami - Season 7 Episode 4
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00:00So make sure your ooh is not here.
00:02Ooh. Ooh.
00:04Ooh. Ooh.
00:06Ooh. Ooh.
00:08Good. How are you feeling today?
00:10Sorry. I'm not feeling it. It's so great.
00:14This is time to use your breath to let go of the emotions.
00:18Alright? Whatever's going on.
00:20Do you want to do this with a gripper?
00:22Hey! You don't go there for a juice thing, okay?
00:24You're screaming. You're like a hyena.
00:26When you sing a note, you have to let go of it.
00:28When you hold on to it, it will strangle you.
00:30Singing is just controlled screaming.
00:32That's all it is.
00:34You've got no center. I took you on the pole.
00:36Sit your ass down. The performance is over.
00:38This is not an opera show.
00:40I'm trying to become an opera singer.
00:42Recently, someone threw it in my face,
00:44and the water got spilled all over the place.
00:46Don't you tell me!
00:48You're a liar!
00:50She's crazy.
00:52She literally aggressed me,
00:54assaulted me for no reason.
00:56I defended Martina and my family.
00:58Like, why would she make those comments?
01:00She rewrote an entire script
01:02on what happened on the cruise.
01:04I am not going to be on trial for the bull .
01:06I have to stop those lies coming at me,
01:08and I have to stop those words.
01:10I will never forget what she did.
01:12I feel like Julia kind of went on the dark side.
01:16Scare me.
01:18I'm scared. That's excellent.
01:20That's very good.
01:22I think today was therapy and music.
01:30I may be a Cuban doll,
01:32but I'm no one's toy.
01:34It's hard to get on my backside
01:36because I don't have one.
01:38I'm a fierce fighter
01:40and an even stronger survivor.
01:42My chicken coop is full,
01:44and now so is my house.
01:48I may not be prompt,
01:50but I'm worth the wait.
01:52I don't just sell luxury.
01:54I live it.
02:04It's all balance.
02:06Oh, my God.
02:08What is this?
02:14What is this?
02:15You have to contract your muscles
02:16to stay on it,
02:17but it moves you and it shakes you up.
02:18Oh, but this is, like, so easy.
02:19Oh, my God.
02:20It feels good.
02:21Mm-hmm.
02:22I'm going to stand here with you.
02:23Oh!
02:24Oh!
02:25Oh!
02:26Oh!
02:27We're good at this.
02:28We are.
02:29We're good at job.
02:30We're good at most things together.
02:36I love it.
02:37I'm obsessed.
02:38I'm obsessed.
02:39I'm obsessed.
02:40Liam is going to freak out.
02:41His favorite holiday is Halloween.
02:46All right.
02:47I think I'm satisfied.
02:49Hi.
02:50Oh, my God.
02:51Hi.
02:52Oh, wait.
02:53Oh.
02:54Wait, Liam, what do you guys think?
02:55Wait, this is your house.
02:56Turn around.
02:57Look around.
03:00Wow.
03:03It's your favorite skeletons and skulls.
03:05So you know the theme is panic at the disco.
03:11What do you think?
03:12It's amazing.
03:13It's amazing?
03:14So I know that Russell told me to, like, you know, slow down and try to be more present.
03:18But decorating brings me back to a normal that I know.
03:23This is all for you, baby.
03:24You're in miles.
03:25I mean, miles doesn't really care, you know.
03:27So I apologize for the disturbance in the neighborhood.
03:30But it makes me happy.
03:33Aren't you happy to see me happy about this?
03:36Considering that I've been literally super down from, like, you know what happened.
03:44That picture in my mind, with this big woman, tall woman, standing over you, is upsetting.
03:58Let's go shopping.
04:02It's so hot.
04:03It's baking.
04:04I feel like a baked baguette already.
04:08Oh, my God.
04:09I want to eat everything here.
04:10Are you going to grill anytime soon?
04:12Maybe.
04:14I promised Alexia one of your picanhas.
04:18Oh.
04:19And actually Marisol.
04:20I love it how you volunteer my abilities.
04:24Well, I messed up Marisol's wedding.
04:26I owe her dinner.
04:27I had no right to make anybody wet, you know.
04:32Um, yeah.
04:33I feel embarrassed in front of Marisol and allowing Gertie to get the best of me.
04:40Gertie made it really difficult for me last night.
04:43And I know, again, I'm saying I'm so sorry for ruining your wedding.
04:47The whole thing with the water and the glass just for me was just the, it was too much.
04:53I feel that Gertie decided to wage a war at our family.
04:59Like, me going to Paris to be with Emma.
05:02She tried to humiliate me by saying she went to do her facelift in Paris when Martina was doing her radiation.
05:14I knew I would be okay by myself and I knew that if I had needed you, you would be on the next plane back.
05:19She didn't know everything, but she's still attacking.
05:21But that's her form, isn't it?
05:23She likes to attack.
05:24And then I still write an apology.
05:26Gertie, I just want to apologize for throwing water.
05:30I'm coming to you with an open heart.
05:32I want to clear the air and resolve any conflict between us as soon as possible.
05:38And I still haven't heard back from her.
05:41Oh, my God.
05:44I don't even know what to say.
05:46Like, she violated me in front of the girls for their entertainment.
05:54That's what she did to me.
05:56I am actually sick to my stomach just thinking about it.
06:00Because it was a physical, symbolic act to degrade me to a level as if I was nothing.
06:08And I've never felt that way before.
06:11It's amazing to me how not one of them had the common sense to be like, this might not be a good idea.
06:21This woman's coming out of recovery, all these things.
06:27She's so stupid.
06:28This is like junior high, high school.
06:31I already went through this.
06:32Even though she said, you are low class, you have no class.
06:35I'm not going to go down to her level.
06:37But meantime, you are inviting her?
06:39Yes.
06:40I hate the feeling excluding anybody.
06:43I have something to ask you.
06:44Can I hold up a boy baby shower for you?
06:47Yes, please.
06:48Okay, cool.
06:49Yes.
06:50So I'll make up to you.
06:51And if I believe the person can be mature enough to control herself and be cordial, that's good enough reason for me to invite Gertie to my baby shower.
07:04I'll call Adriana.
07:05Hi.
07:06So let's talk about who is coming.
07:10That's a good question.
07:11Gertie hurt me very much, but everybody is invited.
07:16Okay, that's nice.
07:17I've been to like three baby showers ever, but none for my kids.
07:21So this better be fun.
07:22Be ready to eat some poop out of a diaper.
07:26Welcome on board.
07:27Take your shoes off.
07:28Oh gosh.
07:29Okay.
07:30Oh, I'm going to give you a sock.
07:31I took off my shoes.
07:32I got the memo.
07:33You get, show my socks.
07:34Oh, so cute.
07:35Or one slipper.
07:36Ah, maybe I'll do socks.
07:38I met Stephanie through my friend Carolyn Stanberry.
07:55It was love at first sight.
07:57I didn't want to meet her.
07:59Show my socks.
08:00Adorable.
08:01I was in the south of France, yachting in the middle of the ocean,
08:05and now you're adding me in a group chat.
08:07Don't you, like, love your feet?
08:09Yeah.
08:10Oh, sorry I made you cover, though.
08:11No, you're good. I'm just cold.
08:13Then I realized, oh, she has a really good sense of humor.
08:16I just loved her.
08:17Like, you must really love me if you're flying with me to go get pebbles.
08:20I thought we were going to the mall.
08:22I thought we were going to get lunch.
08:23Only Stephanie would invite you to run errands with her,
08:26to fly to Orlando to pick up her dogs.
08:28Like, who does that? Is that even normal?
08:29We are. We're getting caviar shortly.
08:31Oh, good. Okay. I do love caviar.
08:34It's very chic.
08:36So you guys have a new building that's going up?
08:38800 units.
08:40Oh, wow. That's sick.
08:41My husband started Shoma Group,
08:43the third largest real estate development company in South Florida,
08:47in the early 80s.
08:48We're going to demolish the Volvo dealership.
08:50It's on US 1. We're building 800 units.
08:51It's going to be really nice.
08:52That's sick.
08:53That's a lot of work.
08:55I love that.
08:56It's a lot. It'll be good.
08:57I am not where I am because I married Masood Shojai.
09:01Yes, maybe I got a little bit of help,
09:02but everybody in life gets a little bit of help.
09:04Cheers.
09:05Cheers.
09:06Love you.
09:06Thanks for coming with me.
09:08Let's go.
09:09Thank you for flying Shoma Air.
09:11That looks so good.
09:13So good?
09:14Okay.
09:15So good.
09:17How's Lisa?
09:18You don't talk to me like that.
09:21Get out.
09:22Get out.
09:22Get out.
09:23Get out.
09:23Out.
09:24Out.
09:25I feel like I don't even want to talk about it.
09:26You know we share, well we don't share,
09:28but my glam team used to do her glam a really long time ago.
09:31I feel like I haven't like met girls that I just like really,
09:35really love and like get along with.
09:36And I'm really excited to meet some of your friends.
09:38And I really love Alexa and Marisol, but that's it.
09:41Oh, the last time I saw them, you don't know Julia, right?
09:45No.
09:46Julia got into a situation with Gertie and she baptized her.
09:50Oh, that's nice.
09:51I want to baptize my suit.
09:52I'm dying to baptize her.
09:53No, I mean like threw a whole glass of water on her.
09:55What?
09:56Whole glass of water over her head.
09:59Oh, so not like a baptism for real.
10:00Not like a Santa Maria baptism, like crazy.
10:07Touchdown.
10:08Oh, welcome to Orlando.
10:09Bienvenido a Orlando.
10:11Oh my God, Matthew.
10:14Hi, hi.
10:16Oh my goodness.
10:17Hola, hola, hola.
10:22Hi.
10:24You're very smartly.
10:25What are you doing?
10:26Stephanie made me fly with her to Orlando to pick up the dogs.
10:30You got on the board for me?
10:32I'm not a good flyer.
10:33She should have called you.
10:34Wait, I'm going to talk to you about something.
10:37Alexia jumped a little bit of a bomb.
10:40Todd and I decided to ask for an extension to get divorced.
10:45You know, we want another three months.
10:46He doesn't want to pull the trigger.
10:48I don't want to pull the trigger.
10:49He's never going to pull the trigger.
10:50It's going to have to be you.
10:51Yeah, it's a roller coaster.
10:55One day she hates him, the next week she's fine.
10:57And I don't know, I just thought maybe we could all go out and we have drinks.
11:01Like have a good time, just draft her a little bit.
11:04Do you think there's anything that will help Alexia get over time?
11:08New D.
11:12Definitely tell Stephanie to come.
11:14Okay, sounds good.
11:15All right, love you.
11:15Bye, say.
11:17Big kiss.
11:17Love you too.
11:18Hi.
11:18Hi.
11:18Hi.
11:18How are you?
11:20Nice to meet you.
11:21Nice seeing you.
11:22Nice seeing you.
11:25Thank you for taking me.
11:27Okay.
11:27I love you too.
11:28Bye.
11:28Should I send him to you?
11:29Oh, he's gone.
11:31Oh, okay.
11:32Sit.
11:33We're taking off now.
11:35See you in an hour, Miami.
11:37Oh, my God.
11:38The dog's going to the cockpit.
11:39Because Marcia's not telling her she's beautiful.
11:51Who is it?
11:56Um, your favorite, my tailor.
11:59Oh, Marcia.
12:00Hi, baby.
12:01For me?
12:02Yeah, they're for you.
12:03Hi, baby.
12:04Sorry about your father.
12:06I know.
12:06You know that.
12:07Such a dreadful thing.
12:09Yeah.
12:09It really is.
12:10I know.
12:11And you don't realize how hard it is until it finally happens to you.
12:15Yeah.
12:15I just wish I had more time with my dad.
12:18Can I get you a drink?
12:19You know what I like, monkey.
12:21I think what I took from this is you need to forgive.
12:24You need to forgive your parents if you have any issues with your parents.
12:28Don't let so much time go by.
12:30Don't hold grudges because that was a huge mistake.
12:36Cheers.
12:37So, how was the wedding?
12:38It was nice.
12:39It was, we just went to the courthouse.
12:41It was no big deal.
12:42Ready?
12:43Oh, s***.
12:46Wait, but then you had the party with everybody.
12:49Oh, yeah.
12:50Oh, God.
12:50It was awful because it was just so much chaos going on within the group.
12:55But, you know, when Alexia gets here, we'll talk about that.
12:59I wanted to talk.
13:00Was she there with Todd?
13:01No, she wasn't there with Todd.
13:03I'm getting worried because he's draining her emotionally and she's a nervous wreck.
13:07I think she's like, shh.
13:08I think she's like, shh.
13:10Hi.
13:11Oh, my God.
13:12Hi, my mom.
13:13It's so good to see you.
13:14You're looking like a rock star.
13:15I missed you.
13:15Oh, my God.
13:16Look at you.
13:17Thank you for you.
13:18This is for you.
13:19Look how beautiful.
13:20Oh, I love you, girl.
13:24Come sit over here with us.
13:27Okay, so tell me all the tea, all the stuff.
13:31All the cheesemakes?
13:31Like, I'm just hearing little things but not the whole story and you told me it was a nightmare.
13:36I was horrified, honestly.
13:38At first, it was just Larsa recapping Milan.
13:43Okay.
13:43And I don't know.
13:45She said that Jodi was kind of, like, amped up and kind of crazy behavior and argumentative.
13:51The last night of Milan, Jodi gets so crazy.
13:55He doesn't want us to talk anymore, yelling over us.
13:57Why?
13:58Why?
13:58You see the big way of his eyeballs.
13:59I'm going to show you a photo.
14:01Oh, my God.
14:03And, like, that you were defending her at one point and then...
14:07I was defending Larsa?
14:09You were defending Larsa because Jodi was screaming at Larsa.
14:12And you're like, please don't talk to her that way.
14:15I'm going to say, Jodi does not raise his voice.
14:18She is a liar and a manipulator.
14:29Hi.
14:30Hi.
14:31Getting a little bit of a cold.
14:32It started raining after you left.
14:36Thanks.
14:36Well, trust me, it's been raining here, too.
14:40What's going on?
14:41Just the whole thing with Lisa.
14:44Especially what happened on Sunday night.
14:45Was that mad crazy?
14:47I've never seen anyone behave like that.
14:49I was super shocked.
14:50I literally had to tell him he can't speak to him in this way because he was getting out of control.
14:54I think Lisa knew that he was in the wrong because she was even telling him, like, you've got to calm down.
14:58Lisa was telling him, like, shut up.
15:01Like, be quiet.
15:01Don't talk to my friend like that.
15:03I think he just went on and on and on, you know, but he just, he lost the idea.
15:08His eyes.
15:10The eyes, right?
15:11She said he was out of his character, that he was crazy.
15:15Look at his eyes.
15:16Look at his eyes?
15:17She showed us a picture and said his eyes looked crazy.
15:19What is that supposed to mean, his eyes looked crazy?
15:22I don't know, Lisa.
15:23Is she okay?
15:24Jodi has big, beautiful eyes.
15:27That's one of the things I like about him.
15:29He looks like a Furby.
15:30You know?
15:31She was like, oh my God, you don't understand, like, what I saw, like, in Jodi.
15:35It's, like, crazy and he's controlling Lisa.
15:37I want to know how he's controlling me.
15:39He's on all of her business calls.
15:41All of them.
15:42Like, don't you just want to have a boyfriend and keep your business dealing separate?
15:45Maybe he's her manager.
15:46He's a social climber.
15:47I'm just worried about Lisa because I feel like Lisa should really be focusing on herself
15:52more so than having to worry about another grown person.
15:55I don't know what this guy's done to her.
15:57Brainwashed her.
15:58Digmatized her.
15:58I don't know what you want to call it, but I hope Lisa figures it out sooner than later.
16:02She's going around talking about my personal business, my family, knowing that my dad was
16:08dead at that time.
16:09And the fact that I was hearing what was going on back here.
16:12Who told you about my party?
16:15I'm not going to say.
16:16I'm not a rat.
16:19She should have been saying, I hope Lisa's okay.
16:22How is my girl doing?
16:23Instead of talking all crazy about me and Jodi.
16:27Look, the timing was not good at all.
16:29Hurting my family.
16:30And that is why I sent her a photo.
16:33I'm not even sorry about it because I go, this is what I'm dealing with.
16:36No, Lisa.
16:38I mean, her father in the casket.
16:40Lisa.
16:40I sent a picture of my dead dad.
16:42She sent it to Pips.
16:44Oh, s***.
16:45He sent it to Pips.
16:47Oh, no.
16:49No.
16:50Dead people cannot travel through cyberspace.
16:53My dad was dead and dying and she didn't give a f***.
16:57You can't say f*** you in one text and the next one, praying for you, babe.
17:01She doesn't give a f*** about anybody but her f***ing self.
17:05For now, my dad was dead and I'm s***.
17:09You can't say f*** I'm s***.
17:11You can't say f***ing self.
17:12It's a f***.
17:12That's a f***ing self.
17:13It's a f***ing self.
17:13You can't say f*** me anytime but her f***ing self.
17:14we are going to pick up grandpa from the airport well we're not going to the
17:30airplane right now but yeah we can book a flight where do you want to go dance
17:35yeah make a party so you just want to go to a party yeah why do you love to party
17:41so much you want to dance we're almost there to see grandpa after my dad kicked me out at 15 years
17:51old for modeling i didn't talk to him or see him or hear from him for 10 years then aunties uncles
17:58my mom everybody's like you need to give your dad a chance you need to see past this
18:03it took me 10 years to finally go through the process to start to to try to forgive him so it's
18:16been okay for the past few years but still it's baby steps oh my god i'm so happy you're here
18:25welcome back yeah how was haiti of course this one is screaming ice cream we're gonna go get ice
18:32cream later okay that thing let mommy catch up with grandpa how about this how is haiti
18:38some places go someplace got trouble every day you know you're not going back you're gonna stay here
18:42for a while uh-huh i'm going back because girlfriends no no no no no no no you know you know i got
18:52only one only one only one yeah okay no she got one little boy for me a little boy yeah wait wait wait
19:00wait wait wait wait wait yeah so i have a brother yeah yeah a little brother you got a little brother how
19:06oh i think i think the last one about about three years how many kids you have now that's seven seven
19:15i don't want any more babies so
19:22you have these grandkids and you have to take care of first before you have more kids i have to remind
19:29you about shammar like you have not stayed in touch with him which i don't appreciate i was on the
19:35speaking terms with my dad when shammar was born he's taller than you what shammar just so you know
19:45he's in college of course shammar is in college and you wouldn't know because you never asked for him
19:50you have a little uncle you want to party with your uncle yeah okay i'm gonna eat you okay oh my god this is
20:07this is not normal what the
20:19hi welcome to fable can i do have some mico sroposado soda lime
20:24that's more exercise than i've done in a lifetime hello hey this is very clandestine i don't even
20:39know what that means but yeah hi how are you can i have um vodka with oranges on the side exactly
20:46i don't know if everyone in this town knows my cock i get on a cruise ship they know my
20:50cock fly to africa they know my cock i'm in coral gables they know my cock my cock gets around
21:10you look good for having two baby boys at home starting over oh my god that's a lot of work
21:16i feel really good i need a drink you like something to drink yes please could i have
21:21the company roshka but with very little sugar this has too much ice and it's chilling my organs cheers
21:28guys cheers girls cheers and where is everyone what time is bro and stephanie getting here tell me about
21:38stephanie because i keep hearing her name but i've never met her i don't know like
21:41she's fun but she's tough it's no bull she says it the way it is which i like i respect that stephanie
21:49she and i've been following each other on instagram for like maybe two years now and when i had my
21:55pr i've worked with her husband well i kind of kind of know everybody she likes ghosts i'm going to
22:00ask her if she's not around that she makes you take off your shoes in her home and she doesn't even
22:06like kids like no she just goes birkins and boogers don't go together hello hi hi where's my seat
22:17here here can you pull it up here i'll take it back oh no no not by the gosh gosh sorry put it over here
22:25i have like separation anxiety don't touch the birkin it's like when you see somebody with their
22:30emotional support dog you don't go pet the emotional support dog you don't talk to the emotional
22:34support dog don't talk to my birkin just let the birkin be steph you've got the full jaja today with
22:40the feathers i love feathers i knew you were going to bring the jaja too i'm so excited to meet you
22:47i've heard so much about you i've been hearing so much about you my husband loves your wife he does
22:52she's the only wife or woman he's allowed to love so it's yours well it's a safe space okay i met masood
22:58at a miami heat game when i was 26 years old and he was 50. age difference was a really big deal for
23:04me um i did not want to be seen with an older gentleman because of the misconception of people
23:09thinking that if you are with an older guy you were probably a gold digger and then i met masood
23:14and everything changed hi how are you welcome what are you drinking uh tequila soda okay i'll have
23:19a tequila something julia's having a baby shower oh yeah yeah you adopted babies yes yes congratulations
23:26that's the kindest nicest thing like it literally shows the kind of person you are are you loving
23:30it loving it not so much the diaper part i have to be honest but it is what it is and we do what we
23:35do i cannot imagine changing a diaper i knew at a very young age that i wanted to be filthy rich
23:46i'm sleeping and i go like this we gotta make money we're all i've seen so in two minutes so
23:52have you had a chance to use the restroom no kathy i didn't get a chance to use the restroom along the
23:56way i did have moments where i thought like hey maybe you will want kids maybe you should freeze your
24:02eggs and then i looked at my calendar and i was like yeah i don't even have time to go to the doctor
24:05to freeze my eggs i don't really have time to go pee that's like a forever you know i'm gonna go
24:10you can change a baby's guy oh my gosh i've been excited i want to go to your farm i did not call
24:14that larsa and i were like no you don't like animals no what you don't even know i grew up on
24:21a farm i had to put my finger in the chicken's butt to see if there was eggs in it it's usually done
24:25with this thing not with valentino gloves clearly but it's with this finger that's how you check for
24:31eggs you don't come off as fingering a chicken i was there when we were castrating bulls and eating
24:35the testicles you guys don't know this about you where'd you grow up again where was this
24:39you don't understand colombia yeah i lived my entire childhood three months out of the year in
24:46colombia i was in a farm were you born there no i was born here mercy hospital oh oh me too mercy hospital
24:56my parents came to this country with nothing but a backpack being a first generation american has made
25:02me who i am today we have 1400 units coming up we need to figure out how to sell them how to rent
25:08them and how to stay on top of the market and beat everybody be on top and always be the best
25:13there is no room for failure you have to keep going until you make it if one door closes go find
25:21another door if that door's closed keep searching would you like to come to my baby shower i would love
25:27you okay i've already invited myself fantastic yes oh my god i like it cheers guys so nice to meet
25:34you same same same yeah yeah she's running late i guess she is running late should we facetime her
25:43yeah let's call it is she never punctual i haven't no she's always i haven't even heard from her today
25:49at all can i just tell you guys something there's just i have one major pet peeve that i cannot deal with
25:55what's that and it's people that are late she's never late something weird's going on something's
26:02not right she's not even answering she's probably having sex with todd oh don't tell me that he could
26:08have called her last minute and said come over oh upset me larsa because they're totally hooking up
26:13oh it's alexia what'd she say hey i'm in bed with a bad migraine i'm very stressed and anxious
26:19i need a mental break sorry to miss it was looking forward she's with todd i told you i need a drink
26:33to be able to organize this event but julia called me last night and i'm so happy to be able to
26:59organize this event but julia called me last night and asked me to sit stephanie next to her and i
27:06agreed to sit stephanie across from her because next to her should it be me i'm your best friend and
27:11i'm the one doing the freaking baby shower this is beautiful adriana hello hello hi wow wow look at
27:21cheers it's gorgeous oh larsa did you get the whole store hey welcome gorgeous blue you too
27:29you were missed yesterday i know we were worried about you i'm glad that no there's nothing to worry
27:38i needed a mental break from everyone and everything why did you stay in i was not with todd i promise
27:44you i wasn't with todd i wasn't with todd that night no oh god i promise you i was not with todd that
27:53night i wish but i wasn't i really had a migraine i'm just living in todd and alexia's world at this
27:58point this is horrible i'm very stressed out i have a lot of anxiety just like about everything
28:03life life in general my life like about my situation right now oh um which by the way you
28:10added a lot of stress too a little bird told me about alexia and todd having some financial issues
28:19i'm not blaming adriana for todd leaving but nobody likes lies and rumors about your marriage or
28:25your relationship i mean does adriana talk about her relationships because i'm all her fake boyfriends
28:29and all her fake stuff whatever no i know but whatever we'll talk about it yeah not too good yeah
28:36oh wait someone is here thank you thank you
28:43i haven't been to a baby shower uh really i think ever hi we missed you last night i know i missed you too
28:52but it's about babies and happy things and gifts nothing can go wrong right can i just tell you
29:02something without like overstepping my boundaries with todd yeah like when god takes out the garbage
29:08you don't go back into the garbage and like go diving you know he like took it out so you don't
29:14go back in i know but i have to realize that on my own stephanie's comment is way out of line
29:20she doesn't know me well enough to make a comment like that about my husband thank you where's the
29:26party at excuse me i gotta greet lisa hi oh my god look at your baby hello look how are you thanks for
29:34coming up to me and greeting me like this take a blue drink cheers okay another girl in blue hi nice to
29:41meet you nice to meet you nice to meet you too you too hi baby how are you see you this is nice yeah
29:48really beautiful oh god oh larsa larsa cheers cheers as far as i'm concerned larsa doesn't exist like
29:58who's larsa i don't know i don't know who she is wait grady's not here right grady is in new york
30:05oh got it baby shari here we go up to you darling how was your happy hour yesterday that i didn't get
30:16to go we had a great time i wasn't invited to this
30:21uh well yeah well because well um you know i think there was you know and it wouldn't work
30:30yeah larsa was there and you guys are really talking
30:36um this is awkward sorry saved by julia hi my new friend hi save me this is stephanie
30:45julia save me save me save me these conversations save me i love you you look stunning everybody's
30:52blue thank you here comes the sun hi i only bring to one baby shower in my life i've because like in
31:03russia i've never heard about it like what baby you put him on the shower like for what why i don't
31:07understand we don't do it in europe neither martina and julia you take the queen and the queen seats
31:13the queen of the queen martina had one request is for this baby shower to be fun and i know adriana
31:21so i'm super excited to see what she's gonna come up with this time before we start the games i would
31:27like to propose a toast so today we come together to celebrate a truly remarkable and heartwarming
31:34journey the adoption of two wonderful boys who are about to find their forever home let us raise our
31:40glasses to the beautiful bond that's being formed today to the parents martina and julia your love
31:48and commitment to those boys is inspiring you're here together too early for crying that will be
31:55treasured for a lifetime cheers to love laughter and a beautiful journey ahead cheers everybody can i say
32:03say something uh cheers to love laughter and a beautiful journey ahead cheers everybody can i say
32:22something my friendship with julia started like three years ago when we first met uh actually mine with
32:33hers started over a decade ago okay well it doesn't really matter how many years right it's not the amount
32:41of years but actually the quality of the time that we spent together and we've spent a lot of beautiful
32:48times together and moment no it's not thank you you know thank you for what you're doing you know
32:54to these two beautiful children jackson and luca and guys thank you for all being here we're gonna have
32:59fun thank you for being here to the party that i planned everybody raise your glasses cheers now we're
33:11gonna play games no more speeches i have actually something for you to taste taste taste taste i'm a
33:18allergic to baby martina did not want this baby shower to be boring i made her a promise and i am
33:23delivering now you're gonna have to taste and then you have to guess what's in the diaper
33:29i think somebody in this diaper and gave it to me i'm thinking it could be larsa she wants me to eat her
33:49i smell mustard i gotta eat it no preservatives right
34:01well quite frankly the diaper was pretty good there was lentils in there and i'm a vegan so i was
34:06enjoying the in my diaper oh my god i got on my versace i got on my versace oh so sorry listen i got
34:16two kids this is red beans lentil beans spinach yeah applause for cute kids as a mom you know when
34:28you have babies you're removing this diaper especially boys they peeing and then the pee just
34:32and then out on your face moving on to the next game i'm gonna give you the buckets and now you
34:38choose truth or there i go for the truth can you i don't have my glasses okay i'll read it okay if you
34:48got to have a threesome with people in this room who would you do with and why i know i can say you
34:59better include me in that well threesomes are not my thing she can make a choice i don't do threesomes my
35:08love yes you have done it my threesome experience sucked all the way completely so pick one i mean
35:19one person is always going to be left alone i think right so and then you're going to be like watching
35:25and saying hi are you down what you're doing i don't know like this is totally not my thing i'm
35:32gonna choose stephanie i'm the new girl with a new shiny toy we've only known each other for like five
35:40minutes exactly we just barely met that one doesn't roll like that it's traditional threesomes are not for
35:46me i just really like my husband and i by ourselves what's the biggest mistake i've ever made biggest
35:54mistake i've ever made is i feel like i'm too loyal need to stop being that's like a mistake because it
36:01comes back to bite me in the ass all the time fair enough that's a good one why don't i get all the
36:06good answers yeah no fair enough one or the other work for a full 30 seconds i think martina would
36:27never say that a baby shower is boring again and i feel like after this one martina might be like
36:33seeking baby shower invitations let's move on to the table and we're gonna have dinner or lunch
36:39whatever it is now we're gonna eat and then we're gonna have desserts hey stuff you know what
36:46they've been trying to get us together yeah same i'm like who is this girl because i always post
36:51you i'm like she's rich i want to be friends with her she has an amazing jet and i want to be friends
36:58of people that have jets and yachts i think it's a little bit rude to want to be my friend because
37:05what i have would you be my friend if i invited you to my colombian farm to eat chicken noodle soup
37:11would you eat testicles or do you only want to come hang out with me and have caviar and rosé in
37:17the sky am i drunk with fresh lime you talk like you're a little tipsy i have to peek want to come
37:23with me okay okay i've been dealing with so much and i've been dealing with now over there larsa how
37:34are you feeling i just feel like i can't take any more like you made this harder for me whatever when
37:39i'm like i let marisol read the text messages everything that i'm writing is like prayers and whatever
37:44whoever's going back and telling her and not giving her space to like mourn you know her father
37:49saying that's who she should be mad at not me i was i want to know who told her but that's not the
37:53important thing that's why you girls lose no the important no you and her started fighting
37:58back back a month ago but i would never stress her out during this time the fact is that you were
38:02talking about lisa but while she was in canada mourning her father you asked me so i told you can we
38:08stop this conversation for one day are we talking about me
38:24well the fact is that you were talking about lisa but while she was in canada
38:28mourning her father you asked me so i told you where's the disconnect i mean there's a lot of
38:33tweets to it there's a lot can we stop this conversation for one are we talking about
38:37me why no we're not going to talk about anything but can i have a meow meow please mama needs a meow meow
38:46a little meow meow meow please guys i have a question i don't want it to be a thing i have
38:51just a one question because i feel that it's like an elephant in the room who would admit that they told
38:58lisa about what happened that night at marisol i'm not a rat and i'm not telling i'm not asking you i'm just
39:06saying us us julia why are you starting this man out your own and baby shower okay i did not say
39:13that's all i could say did you say something is going to be said about me she was not even invited
39:19this is not a murdering mystery game it doesn't matter marisol i am very sorry i thought it was you
39:26well it wasn't me i thought it was you but then when i had lunch with gertie couple of days later
39:32gertie was like well i was doing that same gertie yeah somebody from the group yeah told lisa what
39:41everything larsa said that night who did i did it doesn't really matter i should be told because it
39:51was about me and i wasn't there to defend myself because i was dealing with my dead dad it does matter
39:57it's like the broken telephone of course it matters not the time and play this hasn't even been one
40:03week since i put my dad in the ground and no one's understanding that like why is this even a
40:13conversation like what is wrong with all of you don't you get it i'm sorry lisa i'm sorry lisa
40:22i i didn't want to like us to have a conversation today really who care just enjoy your dinner
40:29oh you're not directed at youtube you guys this is about you guys you guys are doing a beautiful
40:33thing you think i want to talk about this when i have a dead dad this is we just i don't want it
40:39to be about me i'm so sorry i know i love you guys i'm so sorry no i didn't want this i'm leaving
40:48i asked all of you not to start this conversation i specifically asked for peace
40:54and conviviality too bad i'm out of pacifiers because they all deserve a pacifier shoving their
41:01mouths i'm so sorry i am so sorry i don't want this to be about me i mean who fight at a baby shower
41:10we need god we need help
41:15i'm so sorry sorry i don't want i really asked you guys not to start the conversation
41:28i just want to go you think it was right for grady to call her and tell her no okay that's all that's
41:34that's it that's it we're done we're done talking about it this is such a warm welcome to me i love
41:39it it's called welcome to the nfl or maybe welcome to the nba what kind of party is this i was just
41:44asked to have a threesome one of the girls was crying leaving and where's the food it's like survival of
41:48the fit is in the table
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