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Mama June- From Not To Hot S07E05 - Full
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00:00.
00:08Previously on Mama June Family Crisis.
00:11Today we walk out of the courtroom, it's bright, it's sunny.
00:14This is Anna right now.
00:15And look, she's happy.
00:17Now that Mama has custody of Caitlyn, we can all breathe.
00:21We can finally let Anna's name go to rest.
00:23I feel like Caitlyn and everybody else
00:25can just move on with life.
00:28Even though we might be a dysfunctional family,
00:30our dysfunctionality works for our family.
00:32But with Anna's birthday fast approaching,
00:35it was hard on all of us, especially Alana.
00:38Me and Anna shared the exact same birthday,
00:41and this will be the first one without her.
00:42So it's definitely going to be hard.
00:44I was thinking about inviting the fam.
00:47The fam?
00:48They got too much drama down there.
00:50But maybe they won't bring the drama out here, you know?
00:52Your mother, she's going to bring it everywhere.
00:55Meanwhile, we are all ready to start new chapters in our lives.
00:59We're getting a divorce.
01:01What?
01:01I mean, I'm ready to move the helipot out of here now.
01:03I do want like a four or five bedroom house.
01:05No guy.
01:06All this going on with Pumpkin and Josh.
01:09If you'd rather go to court, you don't know if Alana's
01:11going to need a place to go.
01:12There's not a 100% chance that if we do take it to trial,
01:14that she'll win.
01:15He gets a year.
01:16You still going to stay out in Colorado?
01:18Like, I had to figure it out.
01:19And for me, that means saying goodbye to my marriage.
01:22We do need to make this divorce final.
01:24You sure that's what you want to do?
01:25Yeah.
01:26And now Josh and I have to do something we've been dreading.
01:29Why are we good by ourselves?
01:31Well, you know, because we have something we need to tell you.
01:34I mean, it's very important.
01:36Me and your daddy are not going to be together anymore.
01:52Me and daddy both still love you.
01:59I mean, but it's just like adult stuff, you know, that you don't,
02:05I don't think, really understand right now.
02:08But you will one day.
02:10What do you think about that?
02:15I don't know.
02:17What do you mean you don't know?
02:19I don't know.
02:21Well, I don't know what's going to feel, but I don't like this.
02:25Well, I mean, nothing's really changing except me and mommy are just aren't together.
02:28So everything remains the same.
02:30Like, daddy still loves you and the babies just as much as I did yesterday.
02:33You know, and mommy does too.
02:37So Ella didn't have any big reaction.
02:40What do you think about that?
02:41You think she...
02:44No, I apologize.
02:45No.
02:47Thank you, Josh, for being open and honest.
02:50And all this stuff is not easy to talk about.
02:54It's a little rough.
02:55Yeah.
02:56So much pain attached to it, you know?
02:57If you do have questions then, Seb, I want you to be able to talk to me or daddy.
03:08So are we still going to live in all the same house together?
03:12For just a little while.
03:13And then what?
03:15Well, one of us is going to move out.
03:19Do you love each other anymore?
03:22I'll always love your daddy.
03:26I just don't, you know, love him like that.
03:34It's different as adults.
03:35You can process things a little bit easier than kids.
03:38And looking at Ella, this is probably one of the hardest things I've ever had to do.
03:47I love you, mama, babe.
03:51Telling Ella about the divorce is breaking my heart.
03:55I remember when my parents split, it was super tough to navigate because we didn't understand
04:01as, you know, kids what was going on or why we weren't staying in the same house.
04:05So I'm sure for Ella that it's probably the same way.
04:11And I just want to make sure that Ella understands that I'm here to help her navigate through it.
04:15I'm here to make it easier.
04:17I love you.
04:25Right now, me and Josh are doing this thing called nesting, which basically he's at the
04:47house for a week, and then I'm at the house for a week, and then we kind of just figure
04:52out where we're going to stay for the week.
04:54Bye, love y'all.
04:58So, I just made my bed at the warehouse, like I don't have my kids, and wake up at work,
05:07go to sleep at work.
05:09It's all about what the kids need.
05:12Doing it by yourself is a whole other ballgame.
05:16It's a constant battle with bath time and diapers and all this stuff.
05:21I mean, it's hard.
05:22So, tonight's another freaking night at the warehouse.
05:27There's a couple more days and I get the onions back, so I'm ready for that.
05:31Well, it's been acting a little, like, kind of weird about it, but it's nothing like out
05:37of the ordinary I feel like I need to worry about.
05:40I don't know.
05:41I just think the more we just keep moving on into the future, everybody will be better.
05:47I'm home.
05:48I missed y'all.
05:49I'm home.
05:49I missed y'all.
05:51No, I'm just kicking in at moms for the week.
05:56I just hate being alone on the weeks that it is not my week.
06:00All you get to do is have time to sit and reflect and think about all the things you can change
06:05and go back and fix.
06:07As y'all can tell by my freaking hair, it has been a long day.
06:13Being a single mom, it is kind of hard because, like, there's not another parent here where I could just be like,
06:18hey, can you go grab me, and I'm like, no, I've got to stop everything that I'm doing.
06:21It's just, it is a little bit of an adjustment for sure.
06:36Okay, well, I'm going to call Pumpkin, and you're going to go in and get the table, okay?
06:40I guess.
06:41Yeah, that's what you're going to do.
06:42Get your butt up there.
06:43I turn 19 next week, and it's a little bittersweet because me and Anna shared
06:48the same birthday, so it's 100% going to be hard.
06:51But I knew for a fact that I wanted to do something to celebrate Anna,
06:55so I'm hoping that we can all come together as a big family, no arguing, no drama.
07:01But that's if I can even convince Pumpkin to come.
07:06Give me that.
07:07Why? Give me what?
07:09Give me this one.
07:10This?
07:11This.
07:12Here.
07:13I see.
07:15You look like Ella.
07:17Hey, girly pop.
07:18Hey, girly pop.
07:19Hey, girly pop.
07:20What are you doing?
07:21How's life?
07:22Give me a little update.
07:23I've been trying to clean up, feed the kids, and then...
07:24I've got Josh's mama coming over to watch the kids.
07:25Anyways, I have this great idea.
07:26I was trying to...
07:27Hold on, girly pop.
07:28What are y'all in here doing?
07:29I might call you back in a little bit, all right?
07:30Yeah.
07:31Yeah.
07:32Well, I was talking to Pumpkin, and...
07:33Well, really, I wouldn't even say I was talking to Pumpkin, because she wouldn't even let me
07:37get a word in.
07:38I understand, like, she's got a busy life and stuff, but, like, girly pop, I want to talk.
07:43Hey, my little, are you ready?
07:44So, this is a crab, you know, Cretton.
07:45Is there anything else I can get you?
07:46Um, no, I think that'll be all.
07:47Well, enjoy, okay?
08:08It doesn't even seem like Pumpkin has time to even listen to my plans, so I'm gonna call
08:11Mama.
08:12We all know she loves a last-minute trip.
08:15I should call Mama.
08:16Right now.
08:17No, because then she'll tell Pumpkin, and then it'll all get transferred.
08:20It'll be quick.
08:21It'll be quick.
08:22Turn it to 8.5.
08:24I mean, baby, come on out.
08:26Work it for the views.
08:27I need to sell all these walking pads, because I need to make this moolah.
08:31You can put your husband on here, and, you know, y'all can have fun.
08:35Oh, wow.
08:36I wish you were him.
08:37Am I your show?
08:38Your entertainment?
08:43Hello?
08:44Hey, what's up?
08:46Watching Justin about to bust his ass, because he's doing his, he's on my welcome page.
08:51You know what I got from, like, Tito Shop?
08:53Nice of you to call me, you know what I'm saying?
08:55What's up?
08:56We're just been having dinner.
08:57I have, like, the best idea for my birthday.
08:59Hey, at least you're, like, in Colorado, and you don't have to, like, be here.
09:03Like, I'm telling you, Alana, since you've been home last, it has been crazy.
09:08Between, like, Josh and Pumpkin getting a divorce.
09:11I mean, there's all kinds of going on here, for real, for real.
09:14When I was calling you to now, me and Justin are, like, looking at, like, four and five bedrooms,
09:18and she might, like, move in back with us, because, you know, I always told y'all if y'all
09:21if y'all ever move out, I need a place to come back home to.
09:24Mama, Pumpkin's not moving in with you, and we're sure as hell not moving in with you.
09:29Negative.
09:30I called you.
09:31Have you heard about this weird bird nasty thing that Josh and Pumpkin are doing?
09:34They say nothing.
09:35You know, Si Si and Ben Ben, sister girl, don't really know what the going on,
09:39but, like, Ella is all or not to know, like, what's going on.
09:43Ella's gonna be fine.
09:44She'll get over it.
09:45Like, it's not like she's never gonna see Josh or Pumpkin again, okay?
09:48Like, she's gonna be fine.
09:49You literally have no idea what you're talking about.
09:51How about you go and attend to your drama?
09:54I mean, I ain't got no drama.
09:55It's Pumpkin's drama.
09:57But you love to talk about Pumpkin's drama.
10:00Every time I get on the phone, every time I see you, like, all you wanna do is,
10:03ah, talk about Pumpkin, talk about Pumpkin.
10:05If you would just let me get two cents.
10:06You got drama, too.
10:07You know, the driver's got another court aide coming up.
10:09Like, they didn't offer him, like, jail time.
10:12Mama, what are you even talking about?
10:14Joan's gonna go to jail.
10:15Joan's gonna do this.
10:16Like, I'm tired of listening to it.
10:17I'm tired of hearing it.
10:18We don't have drama in Colorado, and I don't got time for y'all to bring it to Colorado.
10:25Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.
10:28Who are you?
10:29What are we doing, Pumpkin?
10:30I just think it's the new era of Mama P.
10:33Pumpkin's acting a little funny.
10:35I mean, do you know something I don't know?
10:36Is she dating now?
10:38I did a little something.
10:39Oh, my God.
10:40I thought she was gonna stop with all these pop-ups.
10:43And here we go.
10:44Lana!
10:45What are y'all even doing here?
10:49You know, the driver's got another court aide coming up.
10:51Like...
10:52Mama, what are you even talking about?
10:54I'm tired of listening to it.
10:55I'm tired of hearing it.
10:56We don't have drama in Colorado, and I don't got time for y'all to bring it to Colorado.
10:59Look, this isn't even the topic of conversation that I even called you about.
11:04Not even remotely.
11:05I was calling you to tell you that I wanted you guys to come out here for a tribute for Anna on my birthday,
11:10but honestly, y'all got too much going on.
11:12That's what I don't even want to tell out with you.
11:14I mean, why not?
11:15It's your birthday.
11:16I don't have time.
11:17I don't want to be that stressed out on my birthday.
11:19Like, uh-uh.
11:20You, Pumpkin, everybody.
11:21Y'all got too much going on.
11:22Actually, y'all stay at home, and y'all can call me on my birthday, okay?
11:26Wow, that's like not being nice.
11:28I mean, we need to all be together because, like, I know, like, it's going to be a hard day for all of us, especially you.
11:37You will definitely change your mind before your birthday.
11:40I'm not changing my mind.
11:41You're not invited, and that's the end of the discussion.
11:49Okay.
11:50I'll see you later.
11:51Bye-bye.
11:52All right, bye, bitch.
11:53She's out of my nose because she's out like Pumpkin now.
11:58But she don't even want me to talk.
11:59I told you it was a bad idea to call your mom at the table.
12:02Ugh.
12:03What we're going to do is have the best birthday possible.
12:05100%.
12:06Is that like a plan to me?
12:08And it's all going to be without Pumpkin, Mama, and everybody else's drama.
12:13Mm-hmm.
12:28Hey.
12:29Hi.
12:30I'm sorry I'm late.
12:31Always.
12:33Even though I have the kittens every other week, that doesn't make bird nesting any easier.
12:37I am grateful that Joshua's mom is still willing to help out and give me a little break so that I can still go out and do things like having lunch and stuff.
12:45So it is nice to have that extra hand when people are willing to lend it.
12:50This is a little fancy.
12:52Well, I mean, you are my elite employee, so you still don't have Jessie here.
12:57Hello, and welcome to Her Majesty's Kitchen.
12:59Want to go ahead and order now?
13:00I think we're ready.
13:01Yes, ma'am.
13:02Okay, sure.
13:03So could we do the boudon balls and the spinach artichoke dip?
13:06Okay.
13:07And then to eat, I'll do the pepper jelly lamb chop.
13:10Okay.
13:11I want the classic chicken salad wrap.
13:14That's good.
13:15Great.
13:16I'll get your artichoke and be back in the morning.
13:18You're welcome.
13:22You seem awfully happy.
13:25I mean, I just...
13:27I'm vibing.
13:28Okay.
13:29Okay.
13:31Now that my entire family knows about the divorce and all that stuff, it's like a weight is lifted off my shoulders.
13:36And I'm telling you right now, Paisley can even see how much happier I am.
13:41Mmm.
13:42Boudon balls.
13:43I'm so excited.
13:44You're eating vegetables.
13:45I don't know.
13:46It tastes good.
13:47Well, you look good.
13:48I don't know, girl.
13:49I just...
13:50I'm loving the new era of myself.
13:51Like, I don't feel like I have to answer to nobody.
13:52Life really is more peaceful, I guess you could say.
13:53Me and Josh are in very two different stages of like the divorce and everything.
14:04Like, he's still upset and still in all of his emotions.
14:05But I've been doing that for months and years.
14:07And so for me, I want to use this chance as like an open opportunity to try new things and like keep kind of maybe like the dating pool open, you know?
14:17Who knows?
14:18I never really had like, I guess you could say free time, you know?
14:20I mean, I had Ella when I was 17.
14:21So since 17 I've been a mama to everybody.
14:22I think life is at a point now where like I've been feeling everybody's cup up.
14:26Like, while mine is at the bottom.
14:27And so now, I am good.
14:28I'm good.
14:29You're good.
14:30You're good.
14:31You're good.
14:32You're good.
14:33And you're out.
14:34You're good.
14:35You're good.
14:36I'm good.
14:37You're good.
14:38You're good.
14:39You're good.
14:40You're good.
14:41You're good.
14:42You're good.
14:43You're good.
14:44You're good.
14:45You're good.
14:46You're good.
14:47I'm going to make myself happy.
14:48I'm going to do what I want to do.
14:49I'm going to, you know, I'm going to live life.
14:53Well, you should.
14:53I'm 24.
14:55You need to.
15:00Who are you texting?
15:03Nobody.
15:06Suspicious.
15:11You're always suspicious.
15:13Well, I'm always right.
15:14You know, I'm just out living my brand new life.
15:19So what are you going to do with all this time?
15:21You know, I was thinking about getting myself a kayak.
15:24Huh?
15:25To go, like, in, like, little ponds and stuff.
15:30Like, clearly, if I'm trying new foods, I'm willing to try new things.
15:33It's kind of nice living this new era.
15:36There's a lot of things that I could explore.
15:37There's a lot of things that I could do, like kayaking and taking, like, lunch with my friends
15:43and hanging out with my friends or spending the night at my friend's house.
15:46You know, I mean, I've been to do, like, a lot of things.
15:50You know, hanging out and, you know, who knows?
15:55Who are you?
15:57What have you done with pumpkins?
15:58I just think it's a new era of Mama P.
16:01I'm here for it.
16:02Hey, do you stop, stop, boy, want a nap?
16:12All right, hold on.
16:14I want a peanut butter sandwich.
16:16I'm not making a peanut butter sandwich right now.
16:17Jessie's fixing to come over and watch out for a little bit.
16:23Ew.
16:23Mommy, where you going?
16:30Mommy, where you going?
16:33I got, like, a little business trip.
16:35You don't always have to be so nosy.
16:38Hey, Mama, can I go with you?
16:40No, baby.
16:41Yes, I am!
16:42No, you're not!
16:44Yes, I am!
16:45No, you're not!
16:46Yes, I am!
16:47No, you're not!
16:49You want to fight?
16:50Come on!
16:51Oh, my gosh!
16:56Oh, look at me!
16:59What are you doing?
17:00I'm getting them all fired up for you to watch them.
17:01Where are you going?
17:02I'm going on a business trip.
17:04No, I'm not going on a business trip.
17:05I'm going to a business dinner.
17:06I'm going somewhere.
17:07What do you mean somewhere?
17:08Look at me.
17:09I'm in a jean jacket and things.
17:12I'm not very fancy.
17:13I'm going with her!
17:14No, you're not.
17:16So, a business dinner?
17:16I'm here, and so you're going with Paisley?
17:19No, quit asking me something.
17:20I don't have any questions.
17:21I'll be back.
17:22Have fun!
17:23I love y'all!
17:24Hey!
17:26Hey, let me have some.
17:28Mommy!
17:29Where do you think your mommy's going?
17:31I don't know why Pumpkin's being so secret about where she's going, because, I mean, she's
17:36going somewhere.
17:37You don't wear that much makeup for nothing.
17:41Hello?
17:43What are you getting up to?
17:44You know, I'm just watching the kids.
17:46Pumpkin said she had to go somewhere, but she's acting a little funny.
17:51I mean, do you know something?
17:52I don't know.
17:53Is she dating now?
17:55No, but I do know she met on her phone way too much to not be talking to somebody.
17:59Well, all righty.
18:00Let me go get these kids before they hurt each other.
18:02All right.
18:03Bye.
18:03I think the coast is clear.
18:13So what's up with the outfit check in the garage?
18:17It's the new Mama P era, and that's all I'm going to say.
18:24Hello?
18:26Yeah, I'll be there in like 15 minutes.
18:29I'm so excited.
18:29Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.
18:34You know, I don't know what the hell Pumpkin's doing, pulling up out of nowhere.
18:37I'd like to kind of like be a part of that.
18:40I'm definitely not going to let this trip be a buzz.
18:42How did they even know we were here?
18:45We have a week to move out.
18:46I know.
18:47Are you swiping left or right over there, Pumpkin?
18:50Jessie, shut up.
18:51So we got me, Justin, Pumpkin, Jessica, Tink, and Caitlin, and then Bentley, Silas, Stella.
19:14So we can sit on our lap.
19:15I need seven tickets.
19:20What are you doing?
19:21Faye, you are looking as fine as a butterball snicker.
19:26You kind of got a grin on your face.
19:28Usually I don't come in the door and you just start smiling at me like that.
19:32So what you done did?
19:33Where you been going?
19:34You been gone so long.
19:35I had to go by the dump, you know, because we don't get no trash service around here.
19:39I mean, them stores are doing it for you today.
19:42It was hot outside.
19:44Maybe it needs to be hot every day.
19:47You're up to no good.
19:48I can tell when you're being sneaky.
19:50Why do you say that?
19:52What do you want?
19:54People got things to do.
19:55What do you want?
19:56I did a little something.
19:57Oh, my God.
19:59You know, Alana's turning 19.
20:01This is her first birthday without, like, Anna.
20:03I know she's only going to be on my struggle bus.
20:05So I kind of, like, just went ahead and purchased tickets to Colorado.
20:16Wow.
20:17But I remember Alana telling you not to come out there.
20:20Like, she was telling you to come out there.
20:22No, that's right.
20:22And then you and everybody else's drama comes along with it.
20:27Then we got uninvited and invited all in the same phone call.
20:30Then I guess we just don't do your drama for 24 hours.
20:33I just have to talk to everybody.
20:34Hey, you'll have to talk to everybody.
20:36You're the main one.
20:38And it ain't even your drama.
20:41I thought she was going to stop with all these pop-ups.
20:44I mean, didn't you learn from last year when we came to Colorado that it didn't work out too well?
20:49Surprise!
20:50What are you doing here?
20:52I made it very clear to Mama to not come visit me in Colorado.
20:57That doesn't count.
20:58I owed her money by then.
20:59It still counts because the pop-ups does not end well, usually.
21:04No, this is about being there for Alana.
21:07Well, hopefully it all works out the way you want it to.
21:09Well, it will.
21:10I mean, are you in?
21:12I need to go to a chill pumpkin.
21:14Well, I mean, yeah, I guess so.
21:16You done bought the tickets.
21:18We're going regardless.
21:19I mean, Justin can get all pissed off, but, like, it's the right decision.
21:24I don't care what he's got to say.
21:25Alana and Anna share the same birthday.
21:28And even though they hated sharing birthdays because they were 11 years apart,
21:33it's going to be hard for the rest of Alana's life to realize that my sister isn't here for me to text or call and say happy birthday to.
21:40How many people are going?
21:42You, Caitlyn, and then Bentley, Silas, and Stella, and then Pumpkin, Jessica, and Tim.
21:51So they agreed to this, too?
21:53Have you even told them?
21:54Yes, but not yes.
21:56They don't have a clue.
21:58We're going to be there 24 hours.
22:00We fly out on Friday and then, like, get up the next morning and do something with Alana,
22:08and then we're going to fly back home Saturday night.
22:10So we got at least one day before KDP and Ella start school.
22:14So you're literally just going to fly out there for 24 hours and then turn right back around?
22:19Yeah, but we're going to be there for Alana.
22:21So I need you to get up so we can go to the warehouse until Jessica and Pumpkin.
22:26Let's go.
22:27Come on, June.
22:28I mean, this ought to go well.
22:29Like, hey, guys, we're here.
22:31Get your asses in the car.
22:32We're going to Colorado right now.
22:34Whatever.
22:40I'm going to put all these hangers in the box.
22:48Who wakes up in the morning and will be like, um, I want to move warehouses.
22:51Well, I'm just saying this place is so big.
22:54We don't even use half of it.
22:56If I can make a little bit of a budget cut here, then I can have more money to spend on inventory
23:00or more money to pay y'all.
23:02I think I got in a little over my head with the warehouse.
23:06I mean, I thought I needed two stories.
23:08I thought I was going to use all that space.
23:10But my landlord, he had another place that's on the main highway.
23:14It's $1,000 cheaper and it's a little bit smaller than what we have now.
23:18The only downside is if I don't move out of the old warehouse within the week,
23:22I'll have to pay rent on two warehouses.
23:25So that's a lot of money I'd be out of.
23:30Homegirl, you're going to be texting on that phone all day or you're going to help us move?
23:37We have a week to move out.
23:39I know.
23:41We're going to get it done though.
23:49Something's not adding up.
23:51She can't keep that phone down.
23:52There's something going on and I want to know.
23:55Are you swiping left or right over there, Punky?
23:57Jessie, shut up.
23:58I mean, I've been with the same person for 10 years.
24:02Like, I don't really have any riz, as that's what the young kids call it.
24:04Oh, no, that's a lie.
24:06The last time I, like, dated anybody was before Josh and that was, like, 10 years ago.
24:12I was on supervised dates and stuff like that and now I'm an adult.
24:15I'm over 21.
24:16I can go out on a real date.
24:18It's like, it's going to kind of be fun.
24:20I mean, I still think it's crazy that you and Josh are getting a divorce.
24:24Now I can just do what I want to do.
24:28You're punking on the prowl.
24:30I mean, I'm only 24.
24:32I'm fixing to live a little.
24:37You got it?
24:38Yeah.
24:39What's up, y'all?
24:45What's up?
24:46Can I help us move?
24:48Not really.
24:51Well, I mean, I know you're busy.
24:54Alana and Anna's birthday is coming up and, you know, it's like our first birthday without Anna.
24:58I know.
24:59And I know Alana is, like, struggling with that.
25:01So, I already booked a flight to go out there.
25:07We're going to fly out the night before Alana's birthday, spend Alana's birthday with her, and then come back here.
25:13That's in three days.
25:15I can't just be out here taking flights.
25:18I have a warehouse to move.
25:20Hello, let's fix some stuff.
25:20Will you go, Paisley?
25:23Mama thinks that I can just willy-nilly take all four kids to me to Colorado.
25:28That's not how this works anymore.
25:29I have to make sure that this is okay with Josh.
25:32And you putting me in that predicament is not okay.
25:35I told you to talk to him first.
25:36How is Ella going to go to school?
25:37Ella starts first grade.
25:40We'll be back in time for you and Josh to take Ella to school on our first day.
25:44Did you invite Josh?
25:50Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.
25:53I also need to, like, ask you about something.
25:57What could that be?
25:58I'm going to, like, walk over there, so we're not talking in front of the kids.
26:01Change is hard, for sure.
26:03We're on a peaceful birthday, like, with no drama.
26:05I just wonder what little birdie would have told my mama where we're going to be.
26:09We'll be back in time for you and Josh to take Ella to school on our first day.
26:21Did you invite Josh?
26:25Why the hell would I invite Josh?
26:26I mean, he was a big part of Lana's life.
26:29Why would I invite him?
26:29Y'all aren't together no more.
26:30But, I mean, we're going to fly out the night before Lana's birthday, spend Lana's birthday with her, and then fly out that night.
26:37We'll all be back for the kids to start school and all that mess.
26:42I just don't understand how every time you think I'm just supposed to uproot everything and just put everything to a pause.
26:48You remember the old days when y'all was little?
26:50This ain't the old days, June.
26:52I'd be like, hey, we're going somewhere, pack a bag, and we'd go.
26:55So this is kind of like-
26:56Before I had kids.
26:58Well, I mean, it's okay.
26:59Pack them kids up and go.
27:00We put them on the laps, and they ride out.
27:03And it's Josh's weekend with the kids.
27:05Just tell them, say, look, I need my kids this weekend, and I'll see you later.
27:10Peace out.
27:11Bye.
27:12I am still trying to be respectful, you know?
27:14They probably appreciate you taking them for the weekend.
27:16Okay, Mom, but my thing is, I talked to Alana.
27:18I feel like if she really wanted me to come out, she would have said that on the phone.
27:21Now we're going to invade her pride.
27:22She's going to be mad at all of us for invading her.
27:23Right, right.
27:24Now she's going to be pissed off at everybody.
27:26And I think surprising her, even though she says we have too much drama, she will be happily surprised.
27:31I guess.
27:32You want me to call Josh and say, hey, um-
27:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
27:36I don't need you to call Josh.
27:37I'll handle it.
27:38I mean, it's like, can you get a grip on your wife here?
27:41I've been trying to put a stop to the pop-ups for three years now.
27:44I can't do it.
27:45What it's going to do is for Anna and be there for support for, like, Alana.
27:49Just take your bag.
27:50It's going to be a ride now.
27:52Okay, Jim.
27:52So, I mean, I'll see y'all later.
27:54Oh, wow.
27:56Bye, y'all.
27:57How are you going to talk to Josh about taking the kids to Colorado?
28:04I mean, I don't know.
28:04It's definitely not a conversation I probably want to have because he's still upset about
28:08the divorce.
28:09But moving forward, these are the type of conversations we're going to have.
28:13So, I just hope maybe me asking him doesn't, like...
28:17Spark a fire.
28:18Yeah.
28:19So, she just randomly books people's flights and don't say nothing?
28:21I mean, this is Jimbo.
28:22That's her thing to do.
28:23Oh, gosh.
28:43What are you doing, Bubba?
28:48A woman!
28:49Where are the twins at?
28:51And they're napping.
28:52I was hoping they were going to wait it out until we've done this, but...
28:55You know, I don't know what the hell Pumpkin's doing, pulling up out of nowhere.
28:59Like, this week is my week with the kids, and just unannounced is kind of crappy on her.
29:05And, like, I really don't even want to see her.
29:08So, seeing her now is just making me even more mad.
29:12You like playing in the water, Bubba?
29:14Yeah.
29:15No.
29:16Yeah, Bubba, man.
29:17Oh, gosh.
29:18You okay, buddy?
29:19What you doing?
29:21Well, I need to get the dolly out of the garage because I'm moving the warehouses, so...
29:26There we go.
29:26Some of that stuff is heavy.
29:28Some of that stuff is heavy.
29:30I guess Pumpkin's making a lot of life decisions here lately.
29:33She used to include me in things like, you know, moving out of the warehouse that we
29:36renovated together.
29:39It obviously needed some work done to it.
29:42The walls needed to be painted.
29:43The floors had to be scrubbed.
29:47God knows what else she's up to.
29:49But I also need to, like, ask you about something.
29:53What could that be?
29:55I want to, like, walk over there so you're not talking in front of the kids or what?
29:59Yeah.
29:59You know, Alana and Anna's birthday is coming up.
30:06Yeah.
30:08So my mama, like, last-minute booked flights for us to go out there and see Alana and celebrate
30:16her and Anna's birthday together.
30:18Yeah.
30:18But I know it's your weekend, so I was just, like, wondering if I could come and get them.
30:27I mean, I don't know.
30:29That's my time with the kids.
30:33Mommy, look!
30:33I got a swimmer pool now!
30:35I see, baby.
30:37What about Ella?
30:38She's got school Monday.
30:39We leave Friday morning and we'll be back Saturday night.
30:42It's going to be a lot with everybody on the plane, don't you think?
30:46Yeah.
30:47I just know that Ella's going to want to see Alana.
30:50I think Jesse's going to go.
30:52So it'll just be us and my mama and Justin and Katie.
30:56Yeah.
30:57If it was a few months ago, I'd have been there.
31:02But now I'm not, and it's like a kick in the face, you know?
31:04It's like a...
31:07It's supposed to be where my family's at, and I'm not, so the change is hard for sure.
31:12I guess if you want to take them, take them.
31:15Tell everybody I said hey.
31:18Happy birthday, all that good jazz.
31:20I will.
31:24I mean, speaking of Ella starting school, like, I do know that that also falls on your time, too.
31:30So I'd like to kind of, like, be a part of that.
31:34Maybe I could, like, come here and we ride together and take her and drop her off.
31:39It's fun.
31:42Okay.
31:42Oh, look.
31:44Well.
31:45Well.
31:46Don't let me hold you up.
31:48I'm making the grass wet.
31:50Ella Grace, I love you.
31:51I love you.
31:52I love you, bubba.
31:53I love you.
31:54I love you.
31:55I love you.
31:56Bye.
31:56Bye.
31:57Bye.
32:00That's the first time during this whole divorce I've had to ask Josh for a favor,
32:04and I'm surprised that it went over as well as it did.
32:06I'm glad that Josh is kind of accepting the new normal and not withholding the kids from
32:11me.
32:13Go, go, fast.
32:15Can I go?
32:18Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.
32:21Want me to go see La Night?
32:22Josh said yes to the kids coming to Colorado, but of course he ain't going to pack their
32:27bag.
32:28Packing!
32:29Hopefully, Alana's not pissed that we're supposed to her, but you know she never is with Mama
32:33Bean.
32:33Oh, well.
32:34I mean, y'all are absolutely insane.
32:47Want to go see La Night?
32:50You want to go see La Night?
32:53Want to go see La Night?
32:57Josh is going to let the kids go on a trip with me, but of course he isn't going to pack
33:00for them, so he's left this afternoon so I can come over and get everybody packed, because
33:05we're leaving bright and early tomorrow morning.
33:08You want to get in there?
33:09Get in there, Sasha boy.
33:12Where's Sideside, Stella?
33:18Here's the silliest Sideside.
33:22I'm packing!
33:25Good Easter!
33:26I'm excited to go on the airplane.
33:29The only thing I'm not excited about is landing kids.
33:32It just scares me.
33:33And that's the truth.
33:36This is the longest time of the day.
33:37I want to bring it!
33:40Biggie, you're hilarious.
33:43We're not taking all of that.
33:45You better get up and get ready, Yale Grace!
33:47What are you doing?
34:00I'm looking on my phone.
34:01What are you doing?
34:01We go to Colorado in hours, and you're just laying in the bed.
34:05You ain't got none of this planned.
34:07We're just going to wing it till we make it.
34:09What are you going to do?
34:09Do you show up at their house?
34:11Yeah.
34:12What if they have plans?
34:14Okay.
34:14I know we got tickets there.
34:18I'm getting ready for bed.
34:20I guess Justin's right.
34:22We don't need to just pop up on Alana,
34:23because if I don't know the details of what she's doing for her birthday,
34:26then how am I just going to, like, pop up and surprise her wherever she's at?
34:31But I do know how I can get the details, though.
34:37Hello?
34:38Hey, um, look.
34:40Is Alana around you, or you don't have me on speakerphone, do you?
34:43No, Alana's not here.
34:45Okay.
34:45So, anyway, so, look, you know, Alana's birthday is coming up.
34:48I mean, has she said anything?
34:50Like, have y'all planned anything?
34:53Well, we are doing a death relief at 10 o'clock at Alana's Lake.
34:58We have tickets to come out there, like, on a 24-hour trip.
35:02Uh, to be honest, you really don't want nobody to come out here.
35:05We want a peaceful birthday, like, with no drama at all.
35:09I mean, we're not nobody.
35:10We're just her family, and, like, this is her first year without Anna and stuff.
35:13I mean, like, I've already got, like, plane tickets bought and everything.
35:17Wow.
35:18I promise it will mean a lot to her that we still showed up for, like, her birthday and, like, planned something.
35:23And I'll tell Pumpkin to leave her drama on the Pumpkin Street here in Georgia.
35:27Yeah, I'll also leave yours at home, too, now.
35:29And I will see you on Saturday morning, and make sure you're there on time.
35:34So our surprise doesn't get ruined.
35:37All right, bye.
35:38Bye.
35:47So we're going to be Pumpkin at the airport in Jessica, ma'am.
35:51So we will see y'all in just a little bit and see how it is with six kids going to the airport.
36:00Guys, we are on the train, headed to Alana.
36:02It's been crazy.
36:03We have, like, 30 minutes to get our plans.
36:05Do you think we're going to make it, pumpkin?
36:06I love you.
36:11Ellie, are you excited?
36:13You excited?
36:14Yeah, y'all were just waiting.
36:15I wanted Mama to print out the things.
36:17Pumpkin walked away with the kids for a second.
36:19This is how we travel.
36:20She is sitting here literally in the middle of the aisle of the airport, feeding the kids while Ella and them go get something, and then we're going to go to the gate.
36:30We're going to take off.
36:32We've got a three-hour, 20-minute flight.
36:34So we get there.
36:35We're going to have to turn off our location.
36:37So see you later.
36:38Hopefully Alana's not pissed that we're surprising her, but you know she never is with Mama P.
36:58Oh, wow.
36:59Y'all ready?
37:08Say hey.
37:09Oh, hi.
37:09Come here.
37:12We got Ellie.
37:14I guess I'm squeezing with Ellie and Bubbies.
37:19Ready, lady, outside.
37:20The day has been a lot.
37:23I mean, even though I've got my family there to help out, it's a lot when you don't have the other parent there.
37:29But I think it was kind of good.
37:33Like, it teaches me to be patient with them.
37:35Come on.
37:36Bye, Gigi.
37:37Let's go.
37:38Go, girl.
37:38Get her out the door.
37:39Show her where to go.
37:40Out the door she goes.
37:41Go.
37:43Say bye-bye.
37:44Bye-bye.
37:47Now it's time to go to bed.
37:48Bye-bye.
37:48Bye-bye.
37:50Come on, we have to be there.
38:02Action a block.
38:04Hey, Stella.
38:05We got to get moving this morning because if we are late to the location, we can miss the Doverly's.
38:11We flew all the way out here to Colorado, and I'm definitely not going to let this trip be a bust.
38:15And here we go.
38:17We'll do it.
38:17We'll do it.
38:28Hi.
38:29Hi.
38:29You must be Tom.
38:30Hi.
38:31Hi.
38:31I'm Alana.
38:34You're so soft.
38:37You're so pretty.
38:38When did Alana have?
38:39Well, not a year, but almost.
38:44Alana!
38:45Alana!
38:46Alana!
38:47Alana Johnson!
38:48Go get Alana hugged.
38:50Go get Alana hugged.
38:52What's up?
38:53I know you're so excited to see us.
38:56What are y'all even doing here?
38:58I mean, y'all are absolutely insane.
39:01What are y'all even doing here?
39:03How did they even know they were here?
39:05Well, little birdie flew in my yard and told me that y'all was going to be at Slot Lake at 10 o'clock this morning, so...
39:25Who's y'all's little inside birdie, I wonder?
39:29I just wonder what little birdie would have told my mama where we're going to be today.
39:35Like, I wonder who would have told her.
39:38Hmm.
39:39Don't you worry.
39:40They're leaving tonight.
39:41What?
39:42What?
39:43We had a 24-hour flight.
39:45Why y'all getting safe for longer?
39:46At least a day.
39:47Okay, Tink and Kaitlyn have to go to school.
39:49Yeah.
39:50So it's a turnaround.
39:51I mean, y'all are absolutely insane, but I guess I appreciate it.
39:55So is this the best power-up I did?
39:57You brought the babies.
39:58That made it a lot better.
40:00Well, come on, man.
40:01Not gonna lie, I was a little annoyed when I see my family come out of nowhere, but I
40:08am kind of glad that they brought my little cute little nieces and nephews, and as much
40:13as I want to sit here and talk smack and say I don't want them here, I am kind of glad
40:18that they literally flew halfway across the country just to see me.
40:21There is a dove for Ana's spirit and one for Alana to celebrate her birth.
40:27Ana is never more than a breath away from her.
40:30No.
40:31Never.
40:32So, Julie?
40:33I don't know how to do it.
40:36There you go.
40:37You just look back.
40:38It's honestly a nice thing that Alana planned this dove release.
40:43It shows that, you know, Alana still wants to share a birthday with her sister.
40:48I think this is gonna be an amazing thing.
40:51The dove started moving in my hands.
40:53I felt like Ana was there.
41:02It feels good to see the dove's being released.
41:23I think Ana would have really enjoyed us releasing Death Spur and being there.
41:28Caitlin sometimes tries to act all big and bad and like it doesn't bother about her mom,
41:33but it feels good that she's finally releasing it.
41:41Being here with Alana and it being the first birthday without Ana, it is a little sad.
41:46Ana not being here and us having to release a dove in her honor,
41:50it's not the way any of us wanted to do that.
41:52Yeah.
41:57I saw they released the birds and then they all took off and flew together.
42:02I feel like I was just watching Juana and Juana, but that was so beautiful.
42:13The birds.
42:14Oh, wow.
42:16I felt like, in a way, it was Ana.
42:18The birds just wanted to get up out of my hand and be free,
42:21which I feel like, in a way, it represents Ana,
42:23because, like, Ana did not give a daggum what anybody thought about her.
42:26She was just gonna do whatever.
42:27So, she was there with us in that moment.
42:29END
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