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00:00got any ice ice yeah do you want a drink or no no i've got the drink i just see it's
00:05just sort of lukewarm okay this is great coming here incoming
00:22i'm so happy for you this is proper now this is arch no oh he's taking his top off okay
00:29that's too much what this is what we've tuned in for crisp is a word i'd probably use this is good
00:35do you know what i love soup go on try that it's wacky it's wacky oh wow now you're talking
00:45we've all got an undercarriage grow up in the week donald trump dropped the f-bomb
00:52we enjoyed lots of great telly bridget jones was up to her old tricks again
00:58let me sit down there you get comfy and i'm gonna go down there and catch you okay
01:04can you climb a tree can i climb a tree can i climb a tree if i saw you climbing a tree
01:12i imagine it's like a sloth just no it's the opposite rarely using both arms but just
01:19no way men getting their legs out was making headlines on the bbc in france a few years ago
01:28bus drivers who weren't allowed to wear shorts to work decided to put on skirts instead skirts were
01:34part of the company dress code i quite like the skirt vibe it's great david loves a kilt doesn't
01:39he oh my god he's never out of one never it was straight home changed out of his clothes into
01:44his coat into a kilt yeah and the tv legend hadn't changed a bit on atv1 i think there is a spiritual
01:51freedom here this is the crystal bed you know what i just had a brilliant idea let me it's how we go
01:58new zealand yeah we're going physically no do you know what i'm bang on for that me and you just turn up
02:05at noel's gas but you know what i think me and no will get on but i'd like to show no like no as much
02:14as you gotta not forget having fun in north london okay compare where's the time from you know honestly
02:28i've just come back from turkey in fact i'm the only person to come back from turkey with less hair
02:35and me own teeth good mates paddy and vernon how'd you come back from turkey boulder
02:45and me teeth are like an off-white color everyone else not playing bang full head of herb white teeth
02:52me looking like never mind never mind on tuesday night pastry chef pros were up to their eyeballs in
03:02patisserie again on channel four prepare to be wowed have you never seen this no oh my god it's
03:06incredible i hope they do a scone blow you it's bigger than a scone babe i'm from a whole line of
03:11bakers really my great great grandfather invented the digestive biscuit
03:23if we go that far he's probably my granddad as well no he's not you said he's your great great
03:28granddad you know at some point in history we all aligned so my granddad also invented the digestive
03:32no he didn't he did bro i'm taking that like how do i know my great great granddad didn't invent the
03:37hot knob my grandfather did no bro you can't your granddad can't invent everything he graded all he
03:43invented the biscuit no bro that's just wrong not invented the biscuit oh no did your did your great
03:47grand great great granddad invent shortbread probably today's showpiece challenge is arguably the most
03:55creative we've ever featured on bake off the professionals oh my god that scares me this is
04:00no lockdown banana bread is it this is real serious stuff we want you to make a show piece inspired by
04:06art this actually combines the two things we are worst at in life art and cooking your dessert must fit
04:15within the theme or style of your chosen artist or artistic movement what cake would you be then
04:21like if you if you're doing a cake based on an artist oh easy pollock it'd just be a mess or a
04:26salvador dali yeah exactly god what's that i think it's a mixer one art or artist have inspired your
04:37showpiece today salvador dali oh gonna be creating an elephant and that's gonna turn into a swan oh i bet
04:43the swan's neck is gonna be its trunk oh i reckon it's gonna go elephant ears trunk swan head i'd
04:49probably do the uh floppy clock sorry i said clock um how would you like to chase my floppy clock
04:59aaron and reese's homage to salvador dali is a showpiece elephants reflecting as a swan
05:04you did call that why is that what it is it's gonna be so delicate the wings that they're gonna break
05:08i guarantee the wings are gonna break a lot of chocolate uh toppling around you're juggling with
05:13your future perhaps in this competition we don't want that really we don't we don't want because
05:17you're speaking to me in french i'm still flying with it we'll take it yeah i'm going to put the
05:22ladies back on to the front do we stick together is that whole thing chocolate yeah this is proper
05:29now this is art that's amazing what are they doing sasika and ashik's 24 wild strawberry and vanilla
05:36namalaka desserts number what namalaka will be presented on a piet mondrian inspired showpiece oh
05:43wow this is a bit of me strawberry vanilla chocolate splash yeah simple gold butter spray simple beautiful
05:51surrounding an as of yet unnamed chocolate lady what about your girlfriend's name we are not together
05:59anymore whoops awkward that's all right is it yeah you've got two tattoos with a name on your throat
06:08that's not her name oh no never tattoo a partner's name oh didn't you have a letter that was yeah the
06:16first letter of your boyfriend's very big flower babe i'm just going to start building it we ain't got
06:22enough to do oh hello that's a suffer nightmare that take you back to that same boyfriend just hold
06:30that no no don't move that don't move that oh don't drop that oh yeah oh dear raw how's he got that
06:39wrong oh whack it on anyway mate it's what jackson pollock would have done oh no get a prit stick get a
06:49prit stick get something get some glue i'm surprised this is actually saying still shut up just stop
06:56speaking that's probably the worst cuss ever isn't it just stop speaking chefs your time is up
07:04they've got it step away from your monstrosities oh no oh it's down
07:13boom boom i'll tell you what though i'll tell you what's a bit sus what the direction they're
07:21falling yeah someone behind that camera's going oh dear look at all that all that work that's gone
07:31into that man do they have to eat it off the floor then the one that's on the floor yeah we're in a
07:36three second rule in it or is it five i mean i've got a two minute rule three minutes i have to say
07:42it tastes better than it looks and i love that because this is very easy to eat got a great french
07:48accent honey well he's french in it yeah funny that he's from france you could say anything to me
07:58in french and i'm i've i'm literally i'm goo i'm goo i speak french dear it's because you've got
08:04kitty let's have no to the palafone say no do you not know i speak from french you're so sexy thank you
08:12my clothes just nearly fell off in south london school fair was intense wasn't it it was really
08:19intense so hot yeah it was too hot and there were too many people and it was too long so long good friends
08:25fern and georgia my favorite bit was when one of your children won a prize at the tombola
08:34and came running over with a box of wine glasses because she knows you well i knew you'd like these
08:41she chose that over a toy she was so gleeful oh she was so right over a toy she could have had like
08:47a squishy or something and she chose six wine glasses i mean the judgment from all the other parents
08:52on friday night itv had tracked down someone we'd all forgotten about oh yes noel edmunds
09:04oh my god i've literally had a countdown to this show what is it joe i've got through the rest of
09:10the year it's noel admins adventure program what's his name it's noel edmunds
09:15do they know who he is in new zealand is noel edmunds yeah the name of santa in like sweden
09:27you think people in sweden call father christmas noel edmunds
09:31i am healthy where is he turn it up turn it up turn it i don't want to miss anything i am happy
09:40i am i hope not naked he has opened in the shower do you know what thank you i am loving
09:56i am love look at that bod how old is he wow i'm having challenging feelings look at that body
10:03you can't compete with concrete good lad he's a tank well he is a tank is he what's happened to
10:09no it is a good punch a hole in a safe i am what are you now did you say he's jesus oh
10:21i took a turn show us your crinkly bottom no
10:24i think i might have found my paradise oh still in the chopper seat loves a chopper somebody's got
10:35to look after him that's noel's wife liz do you know she's called lucky liz because she gets to bed
10:41down with noel edmunds every night they've spent two years building a business right in the heart of
10:46the community welcome to the bugger in how do you say that the bugger in the bugger in sounds like a
10:58bit of a pain in the backside this is the crystal bed oh i'm so up for this whatever that is i want
11:05it so yeah so me oh i can't be bothered with crystal bed bollocks twice a week noel can be found here
11:13on his crystal bed they look like little flying saucers don't they yeah yeah i don't have the time
11:18for a crystal bed i don't have time for actual bed just one part of a meticulously planned age
11:24defying health and wellness routine i wish you had something comfy on jeans and a shirt yeah
11:33relaxation yeah relax no you're on the crystal bed people said well what's your secret and i said
11:40well i've been researching it for 76 years and uh what sorry he's 76 yeah he's 76 doesn't look it
11:49does he no no you do look 76 you old you do look 76 try and banter yourself go on can you just try and
11:56do it try and banter yourself go you know people think he's got big eyebrows i don't have a big
12:00eyebrows and each crystal as you see is the colors of the chakras do you not do your husband's chakras no i do
12:09not thank you although it's coming up to our anniversary yeah maybe one just as a treat if i
12:15didn't shave i think i would look a bit like noel edmund you know what the hair is not dissimilar
12:22you just need a little bit of what she's 67 are you mad no you're not telling me she's 67
12:30how can we be generally speaking when you round here see a clock at six minutes past 11 it's not
12:37broken that was the time on the 6th of october 2006 yeah when my earth angel arrived and introduced
12:48herself that is love what so he's he's put all the clocks at the same time the sustenance of her energy
12:56is my lifeblood i mean it really is beautiful beautiful i'm in love with him i'm actually in
13:05love with no other get in line because there are not just lucky you're being facetious i think that's
13:10the most romantic thing i've ever heard and you will never ever pull us apart because we are one
13:16it's quite threatening really isn't it we're lizzie's side to find that in your life is a gift
13:24and i believe it's a gift from the cosmos lovely stuff the cosmos saw you and thought
13:30everyone else in the whole world and what's going on do you know what i'm putting that makeup artist
13:35with noel edmund somebody's got to look after him it's my little bit of care in the community
13:42oh i love him saying she's my earth angel and she's saying someone's got to look after him
13:49care in the community what time's lunch i don't want those sprouts again ah that was cringe
14:00she got the ick i think liz is quite long suffering i think liz is the same she deserves a medal
14:06that's the thing you know there are men like noel in the world quite a lot of them and it's the liz
14:12is of this world that i think deserve to be celebrated
14:22in essex what have you got against my family it's real real personal best mates jordan and perry
14:31it's an easy answer okay i just don't like them
14:34no real no real talk yeah how long have we known each other 20 years 20 years yeah
14:4515 of those years has been just us yeah okay so when someone steps into the picture yeah you're not
14:52gonna like it cool i've been with my wife 10 years yeah but the first five don't count
14:56do they it's like it's like a trial it's like a trial period my son's seven yeah but he don't count
15:04either you know i was here first don't step on my toes
15:14on wednesday it was thinking caps at the ready on channel five oh i love a puzzle
15:19love a quiz love a game who's most competitive out of me and you rush you are you're one of the
15:26secret competitive people you pretend you're not attractive in it hello i'm jeremy vine oh hello
15:31jeremy vine loves a flowery shirt this is the show where two celebrity teams face a series of head
15:38scratching puzzles you can play along at home too i will jeremy
15:42all right here we go pal are you ready yeah celebrity puzzles i genuinely think every day
15:48that goes past i lose another brain i'm like i'm getting thicker as i get older i am let's meet our
15:52two incredible team captains who've we got she's a human calculator but much more fun than that oh it's
15:58carol wait it's vordas the incredible carol vorderman
16:04put carol in those leather trousers go on sweaty under studio lights or leather trousers yeah but
16:10who's team would you rather be on carol vorderman it's not even a second you're married but no
16:15not like that the speed at which you said that she's she was described as a human calculator
16:21you're going into a test of course i've got to say carol don't do that what i've just done was a test
16:25and you fail and your team captain carol is my fellow face for radio the wonderful melvin o'do
16:30melvin o'do and the borgs melvin smiling like a cheshire cat yeah because he's with carol
16:36you know he loves carol our next round is inspired by the clashing worlds of puzzles and pop
16:42it's song cypher right song cypher dad you ready puzzles and pop you're going to crap at this yeah
16:48yeah so i'll give you an example in this case the clue is mark ronson what uh hang on a minute how the
16:54hell do we do this the letters are concealed by a code of symbols and i need the title of the song
17:00who's that mark ronson what mark ronson songs do i even know so well let's start from the beginning
17:05who's mark ronson have you got it i'm trying to sing it in my head it's obvious that the first letter
17:11of the top word and the second one are the same as is the two x's so those letters will be the same
17:15won't they uptown funk it's with bruno mars oh well done yes babe don't believe me just why that's it
17:26yeah yeah here we go first song cypher and the clue prince purple rain purple rain oh purple rain kiss
17:35you've got dubs cry you've got um melvin are you joking i can offer you a letter yes can we have a
17:42letter please they've asked for a clue something so it's red two peas in it surely now surely now
17:48purple rain for god's sake purple rain purple rain let's have a look no see i don't think carol
17:57vorderman would know that you know what i mean you've got to be a music person for that you don't know
18:02the prince song purple rain no time now for the final round which is of course memory bank memory
18:09bank come on focus up i'm going to show you 12 numbers underneath those numbers are 12 words
18:16so simple try your best to memorize those words and their positions before they're covered up again
18:24by the numbers oh it's like the cards when you were little where you turn them off and you'd have to
18:29like pairs reveal the memory bank words yellow storm coriolanus i'm gonna remember the first two
18:40rows and you're gonna remember the bottom two rows yellow storm coriolanus that's my password
18:46submarine road stone all right you got that yeah there's the yellow storm coriolanus in the phrase
18:56richard of york gave battle in vain what does the word york represent uh richard of york coriolanus
19:04carol one yellow correct well yellow you missed the question because you were memorizing the words it's not
19:14the point a u-boat is what kind of military transport submarine submarine six carol six submarine
19:24correct flippin l carol no way who played the role of hermione granger in the harry potter films
19:30uh eight one no five five five five five it means eleven yes correct and watson is the one below uh
19:38uh seven eleven four carol 11 four emma watson correct
19:46yes
19:51how are you getting on that are you all right which 1968 animated film features the music of the
19:59the beatles yellow submarine six one one and and two no one and six carol
20:09uh uh one six yellow submarine
20:13wow carol's woke that i um i didn't think it was possible to fancy her more no jesus carol's good
20:23isn't she serious look at her what hrt is she on we need some of that
20:29how many she's got double patch carol's double patch
20:38in west london i met the most fantastic woman the other day
20:43who was a hundred years old she can touch her toes with her nose
20:47she drinks no come on i swear to god and i don't even know how you do that claire and her wife alice
20:54she was absolutely terrific and she tried to help me with my posture did she tell me to
21:00yeah she said lift your breastbone so i sort of did that and said no not your chin
21:04your breastbone and so i lifted my breastbone and my posture improved yes did you walk around like
21:11this i did and then she said look at my breastbone sticking out but then she said to me
21:16makes tits look bigger too i swear to god she said that to me she's a hundred yeah on thursday
21:22night olivia atwood opened up the world of cosmetic treatments on itv2 would you get a bum lift
21:31yeah no i sort of doubt it i'm very very wary about doing anything in the way of that wasn't a real
21:39question would you get a bum lift well you know some people might think i need one
21:45i'm olivia atwood oh my god oh what was that oh that's a boob it's a boob and i'm no stranger to
21:55a tweakment or two i'm out i'm out i'm out i'm out i'm just growing my hair over me face to just
22:02hide not tweet yeah to just hide my face i'll be like cousin it eventually i have to just grow
22:07my fringe to here so i'm back to discover the real price we're willing to pay i feel like a new
22:12person for perfection that's nice well done oh i feel feel a bit queasy honestly i can't watch like
22:22the surgery and stuff like that no turns my tummy it's fascinating though i'm meeting a lady called
22:28amanda and she's traveled all the way from swansea and you might recognize her yes yes the traitors
22:34from the first ever series of the traitors yes i knew i knew her she got away with murder she was
22:40a traitor for ages was she yeah but she's so nice everyone couldn't believe oh good for her how are you
22:45feeling excited and nervous you know i'm gonna have a new face and neck by this evening by this
22:50evening they're doing the day but she looks great i don't know why she would want to change anything
22:54why now why not you know in a year panto season is uh media among us so so you're gonna star in a
23:02panto i'm gonna stand a panto new neck for panto season as they say she's had a facelift oh no she
23:08hasn't oh yes she has i feel like if she was finding it difficult or painful or something i
23:15think i would find it really hard she's not doing the surgery is she i would be nervous if that was
23:20the case so right now i'm just going to numb the little entrance point over here are we gonna watch
23:25this are we gonna watch them do it no we're not amanda has opted for a local anesthetic she's doing
23:31that on a local anesthetic yeah lovely what a nutter so we're going to start right now okay
23:37you won't feel a thing oh here we go it's literally face off she's gonna be away it's face off
23:43where the skin on our face and necks tend to age at the same rate having both parts lifted oh for
23:48god's sake oh god i can't look will avoid a visible contrast come on no pain no gain i'm gonna be brave
24:00i'm gonna stay with you amanda i'm gonna be your road dog on this amanda you doing okay well do you know
24:05something nice about she's talking talking she's talking no she's not oh my god and it's talking
24:11it's talking like an android so have you lifted the neck muscle and the face muscle now yes yeah
24:17together so this is whoa look at this look at this i can't look at this i can't i saw a jaw bone
24:24so it's going to be right i saw a jaw bone i'm so i'm so upset you can already see you have a very
24:33nice jawline over here it's actually quite good yeah he's lifting it right oh i'm now like oh
24:41what's he called again how does it feel amanda it feels fine thanks all i have to do now is remove
24:49all the excess skin that's over here what are they going to do with her ear what do you mean what
24:54they're going to do with her ear is in the way now they're going to have to take care of it they
24:57can't move her ear your ear is pretty much fixed in place i don't think so i think they've got to
25:01get rid of her ear even if you can move it don't move her ear let's see the new face the new neck
25:14you know what i might get that guy's number because that is phenomenal
25:19i don't think we're meant to say we should be we're tempted but you know it's quite good
25:23wasn't it it did look quite good quite good if i had work done i wouldn't look as much like you
25:29maybe i should get work done that means if you get work done i have to get work done so we still look
25:40in brighton i've caught a fly once what do you mean caught it by hand did you let it live
25:47no you don't know my own strength friends roisin and joe i was in marty's the other day now there's a
25:54bright green um insect in the fridge and i had to get it out of the fridge and put it out on the
26:00grass outside and i just live in there why did you have to because it was it was on its back and it
26:06was struggling yeah but it's in marks it's got absolutely nothing to do with you
26:10this week ewan mcgregor was on another bike ride with his mate i love this i've seen every single
26:18one of them oh yeah i like shows where it feels like i'm on holiday but i haven't left the house
26:22i quite like that so good yeah you know when everyone used to say ewan mcgregor the second
26:27he had kids he decided to do a travel log with his best mate you ride a motorbike around wherever
26:40you're going beautiful places and you're obi-wan kenobi living a dream hello in the episode ewan
26:46and charlie found themselves in a remote part of estonia this is the island of kinu where just a few
26:54hundred people live oh that is heaven kenu never heard of it have you heard that not we're going
26:59to meet two of them maria and ignar who are going to show us around and have kindly agreed to put us
27:04up for the night oh that's nice of them nice of them can i tell you what is my worst nightmare come on
27:10staying in someone's house that i don't know oh my god me too hello ing that how are you nice to meet
27:16you oh hello maria you're just in your garden you're wearing traditional dress and all be one kenobi rocks
27:20up i know yeah front garden imagine that what's the history with this island all we know is that
27:25there's like a community of women who live here hey go on lass there's a little feminist island i'm
27:31quite into this headscarf look i really like the look me too yeah the culture and the like the songs
27:37and the traditions are usually held by women and the men just stay on the background so what are the
27:42blokes do i'd happily live on that island stress-free i'll be in the pub then girls let me know if you need
27:49anything oh i made also scottish eggs wait does she mean scotch eggs i love a scotch egg she's on a
27:55scotch egg human's eyes of little yeah oh scotch eggs scotch eggs but inside there is a seagull egg
28:02seagull you know what we just actually air thanks are you hungry i'm not you ever had a seagull egg no
28:11but i wouldn't mind when i mean eggs is eggs isn't it really that's what they say yeah yeah look look
28:17that's a nice scotch egg that's pretty good it looks okay that to me looks great i would take
28:22that down easy peasy a little bit of salad cream on that let's go yeah did you put garlic in there
28:27nittles yeah this is oh oh oh no he doesn't like it he's panicked sour cream with also a bit garlic
28:35a bit of garlic i like i love garlic he hates it he's not having that is it that's not that's not a
28:42mmm this is it so how does it taste now if anyone's going to tell the truth it's you and he's got
28:49to do yeah yeah yeah yeah he just said yeah yeah i mean you know what that means yeah well yeah
29:00means no we don't know it's a bit fishy i think it's got a fishy taste to it fishy eggs
29:06well they will do weren't they that's all they eat because i covered it with smoked seal meat outside
29:12smoked seal meat just in a can like that do you see picture at seal upside it's in all looking all
29:17lovey's little doughy eyes looking at you and your wallop you've got him in a scotch egg
29:22my mother nice to meet you nice to meet you you have a very lovely daughter oh still all women's
29:27chauffeur she's been very nice to us very friendly oh that's your husband oh hello oh i beg your
29:33pardon look at this guy crikey i think the men can go back to whatever they were doing before thanks
29:40very much nice to meet you hey how are you nice to meet you nice to meet you nice to meet you pleasure
29:45what country hello this is normal hello this is normal hello this is normal sorry to bother you
29:52if you were doing your business yeah sorry what were you doing what i don't understand why is he in his
29:57pants what are they implying the business was that you were doing this is no explanation with that
30:01they're just like yeah that's fine he's walking around in speedos this way of life really only
30:06exists on this little island yes is she wearing a star wars t-shirt oh please tell me she is
30:11that's genius and you're just sat next to eur mcgregor amazing yeah hello good evening
30:18it's kino national dance here we go here we go oh local music i love that always good
30:29yeah he's got his speedos off and he's put on a pedal pusher and got out his accordion
30:33that's it that's it oh you're doing well there you're you are there that's sure
30:43has you and got a guitar oh is one of those people that gets the guitar out oh that's my
30:48ick he loves a little sing does he oh he loves it in fact i guarantee you i bet now he's gonna he's
30:54gonna play something for them much yeah told you told you does it every time if we do a road trip
31:07could it not be like that can it be like quite nice nice hotels like super fancy cuisine and no
31:14guitars no instrument instrument absolutely none at all yeah yeah fine what would you sing if you if we
31:20go if we go to deeply dip about the way you walk contact sport let the neighbors talk
31:30enough london i thought what we could do is draw each other without looking it's a game without
31:36looking yeah so you can't look at your paper you just look at me you're right ready go steven and his
31:43sister anita interesting you're so tempted to look at the paper i know okay i'm done
32:02it looks just thank you that looks just like me look at that the teeth honestly have i really got that
32:10many teeth i like the way your nose is up here but your nostrils are down here on friday the lunchtime
32:17news put summer fashion under the spotlight on the bbc you are annihilating that sandwich my friend
32:25the news is it weird to eat popcorn at lunch no no i feel like popcorn's had a bit of a resurgence
32:32good afternoon and welcome to the bbc news at one do you know what i love
32:35soup i love a soup soup while watching the news so you're so at this point in the day when the lunch
32:42time news comes on you're chowing down on some soup yeah i'm having some soup maybe some clam chowder
32:46next to the question that could be dividing your office today when the weather heats up is it
32:52acceptable to get your knees out and wear shorts to the office absolutely of course it is yeah of
32:58course we need air too you know i'm not offended by a knee it's not the victorian times as long as
33:04i don't get the feet out for some jobs like being a postman it seems almost obligatory to wear shorts
33:10you wouldn't want the guy conducting your funeral to be in shorts if you were getting heart surgery
33:14and the guy was in shorts would you wear them when you had an office job in the old days
33:18um yeah but i've got something about me what in a kind of like he's got something about
33:23yeah he's not going to be here long but here's a question should men be allowed to wear shorts
33:30in the office mark who i work with once he puts his shorts on for the summer
33:35that's it that's my friend sam at work he doesn't go back i'm not so bothered about kind of
33:40the moral issue here i'm all very passionate what looks good yeah okay and what we're not okay with
33:46is shorts and a smart shoe all the combination of shorts trainers and a shirt and tie these like
33:52these and there are quite a lot of them around in this weather jesus christ that's a bull shot oh
33:59this is what i'm talking about that is not okay okay well there needs to be subset you can't go in
34:04with a shirt and a tie like that so you look like you've been caught having an affair and you've had
34:08to jump out a window back in 1989 the bbc's rob curling was asking the same question different times
34:15back then when it still haven't solved it have we wrong wear some fucking trousers you can of course
34:20buy smart shorts as part of a suit as our game reporter discovered no i feel a bit of a twit
34:27but you don't look like one yeah quite like the look not no there's far too much air going up those
34:35there's too much there's too much air going up there your shorts are tailored and they're pressed
34:41they're clean they're sharp i can't really focus on what he's saying because of the quiff
34:46i know who popped that bit of hair on his head
34:52yeah he's like in a clear and a polo shirt isn't he
34:55god feel and they work with a corporate outfit then absolutely i will say i think the summer is the
35:03cruelest season for the gentleman and i didn't realize it was a big deal but now it's all i can think
35:07about same yeah i won't sleep tonight knowing about all i'm thinking about people's knees
35:11i don't want to know someone my account i'm sitting there with hot legs
35:14making decisions no sweaty because your undercarriage will get less to us that's it
35:19well undercarriage is never a phrase to be used which can't try and let's try and keep we've all
35:24got an undercarriage grow up
35:36in london how was the um grandmother duties this weekend went very well yeah yeah they were so sweet
35:43jennifer and her daughter beaty we went out to buy some ice which of course we had to walk miles down
35:49the edgeway road eventually went to lovely lebanese supermarket and um the guy gave mabel a lollipop
35:58as we were leaving he said here this is for you and she went
36:03thank you like this and then we're walking down the street and another guy was sitting outside his
36:08shop and he went hello she went hello she skipped down the street went this is the best day of my life
36:16this week our favorite diary writer was back for more i've seen all the bridget jones films apart
36:25from this one well do you know what i've seen um none of them is this the latest yes see i didn't
36:30think i was into rom-coms until i watched bridget jones and then that yeah
36:36oh here's the diary i'll actually still analog she's not upgraded to an ipad or anything
36:45i don't know when to go out
36:49she's back renee she's back great i mean i'm in come on
36:53do you know what i mean i like uh british i like uh benny's l1 here we go yeah did she do
37:04titanic as well no no we're in titanic that was a that was the other one
37:09i try that's how i wake up every morning
37:21oh scratch scratch oh i forgot my makeup on and my bra
37:23posh that's what i thought london was like before i moved here so i wonder what's happened then
37:36well was she pregnant well she was she was still with mr darcy wasn't she oh was she life has its
37:44white notes there he is oh and life has its black notes oh it's black no black notes what does that
37:58mean are they divorced you look very beautiful tonight mrs darcy oh oh what not looking so bad
38:09yourself mr darcy oh cute she's been in love with him through every single film i feel like i've
38:16jumped in at about 0.4 movies hold my hand i'm not holding your hand just for two seconds just for this part
38:28just squeeze if you need me
38:29um
38:39what he's in her imagination oh it's god done me is he dead it's a weepy it's a weepy this is the first
38:47couple of minutes mark darcy my husband father to billy and maple died oh oh no mr darcy wasn't in the
38:58news i love her so much i love her do you know she lives near me and i see her out and about and
39:04i'm always too nervous to say hi oh my gosh you need to see she's like the loveliest person i know i
39:08think i would like to be her friend yeah i think we'd get on she could just sit right here oh my god
39:12i could then be the real life bridget jones mommy mabel's look up the tree oh do your kids do annoying
39:18things like that no it's it's all right i can't get down easy it's all right i'm here
39:23uh she's got two kids and they're both currently up a tree so it's going fine
39:30single she's a single mom they're up a tree it's all okay yeah there's a policeman
39:37oh oh here we go wow we've got what's his chops from the white lotus is here
39:44no seriously don't go away hang on going who do you think's fit are him or me right i'm not answering
39:50that question him what you think he what about if i go checking that he's better looking than
39:59this guy yeah really like that's not bad next foot that's it darling i've got you okay mum
40:07okay so not only is he hottie he's great with kids great with kids he's saving the kids
40:12amazing look at that the way he's just cradled her down what a hero kids meet your new da okay
40:29what does that say tragic widow seeking sexual awakening they copied your bumble account
40:34i know what i'm doing after this i'm off to climb a tree in richmond park having hit it off in the
40:40park rockster and bridget met up for a day and things escalated pretty quickly
40:51oh my god oh my god ah it's weird when you watch sort of these sort of scenes with someone thoughts
40:57oh he's taking his top off okay all right oh wait actually no hang on a minute i know those
41:07nipples i know this bum you were white lotus weren't you boy a bit later bridget was at a fancy birthday
41:14party bingo carruthers oh please don't come over please don't oh my
41:23oh that's gonna be the worst introduction i've ever seen is bingo colorblind there she is this is me
41:32so i told cosme i'd take you out for a spin oh god no that is literally how i'd approach bridget
41:39joe no you wouldn't i would beep beep when you approached petra you wouldn't have been you would
41:44have been out like shy and bumbling was on rollerblades for a start
41:48oh that's good it's good it's good stuff
42:18oh he saved the little puppy
42:25nah peter i'd let him wear me like a hat i've had a dream like that before i'm the dog
42:34in north london did you get out in garden and do a bit of sunbathing yeah i've got a teen in the
42:39garden that's just finished her exams and is she getting a job supposed to be looking for a job she's
42:44just spent the week sunbathing with a frappe best friends sarah and claire she's basically
42:51us isn't she yeah that's exactly what we were doing at that age like no i think she's of the
42:55opinion that you know when she decides and chooses where she's going to work they'll be very honored to
43:00have her so she's deciding kind of admire that attitude though she knows herself worth babe on
43:07sunday pop music's finest were belting out some bangers on itv you're in my seat dude yeah why are
43:15you sat in my seat because i wanted to be the big man i think this is one for the teenagers are we not
43:22the target audience for this is that what we're saying i think we are not not capitals summertime
43:32ball right you know what i hope this gets me in the mood for a bit of glass stole this well it should do
43:42will smith and dj jazzy jeff sorry will smith and dj jazzy are we in 1993 oh we know will smith
43:49right i think he's on a bit of a comeback to a little bit of redemption after the old oscar slap
43:54but don't quote us on that these kids know who he is are they like who is this guy no who is he no
44:02they definitely i mean they might have seen him on a sort of tick tock oh yeah we're getting jiggy with
44:11it we're getting sugar this is a tune
44:19where the ladies at we're still saying that we're the what at where the ladies are all right okay
44:25they're right in front of you mate
44:31on your mark ready set let's go dance for a bow i know you know
44:40is he thinking if i hadn't slapped that bloke i wouldn't have to do this
44:49i worry about that i worry about reaching out and then someone just doesn't let go of your hand
45:19then you're doing the whole performance it's just holding on to some kid's hand
45:26i'm gonna incorporate this little dance move next time i go to ibiza yeah
45:31i mean i've never been to ibiza but i imagine when i do that is all i'm gonna be doing yeah
45:34i used to do this mate you do that you do that one two three yeah it's on it
45:46what about that can't do that though can you son oh yeah lovely stuff
45:56god at the end of the day like it was a dude he'd done some he's not only an actor and the
46:06fucking singer and the songwriter and you know he's mega but the thing is you've got to be careful
46:12when you're getting old because you're just turning into a twat
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