Celebrity Gogglebox Season 7 Episode 4

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00:00got any ice ice yeah do you want a drink or no no i've got the drink i just see that it's

00:05just sort of lukewarm okay this is great coming here incoming

00:22i'm so happy for you this is proper now this is art no oh he's taking his top off okay

00:29that's too much what this is what we've tuned in for crisp is a word i'd probably use this is good

00:35do you know what i love soup go on try that wacky wacky oh wow now you're talking we've all got an

00:45undercarriage grow up in the week donald trump dropped the f-bomb we enjoyed lots of great telly

00:54bridget jones was up to her old tricks again when you sit down there you get comfy and i'm

01:01gonna go down there and catch it okay can you climb a tree can i climb a tree

01:08can i climb a tree if i saw you climbing a tree i imagine it's like a sloth just no it's the opposite

01:16rarely used in both arms but just

01:22no way men getting their legs out was making headlines on the bbc in france a few years ago

01:28bus drivers who weren't allowed to wear shorts to work decided to put on skirts instead skirts were

01:34part of the company dress code i quite like the skirt vibe it's great david loves a kilt doesn't he oh my

01:40god he's never out of one never it was straight home change out of his clothes into his kilt into a

01:44kilt yeah and the tv legend hadn't changed a bit on itv1 i think there is a spiritual freedom here

01:52this is the crystal bed you know what i just had a brilliant idea let me let's have a go new

01:58ceiling yeah we're going to visit no do you know what i'm bang on for that me and you just turn up at

02:06noel's gas but you know what i think me no will get on but i'd like to show no like no as much as

02:14you gotta not forget having fun

02:24in north london okay compare where's the time from you know honestly i've just come back from turkey

02:30in fact i'm the only person to come back from turkey with less hair and me own teeth

02:37good mates paddy and vernon how'd you come back from turkey boulder

02:45and me teeth are like an off-white color everyone else on plane bang full head of herb white teeth me

02:53looking like shit never mind never mind on tuesday night pastry chef pros were up to their eyeballs

03:01in patisserie again on channel 4. prepare to be wowed have you never seen this no oh my god it's

03:06incredible i hope they do a scone blow you it's bigger than a scone babe i'm from a whole line of

03:12bakers really my great great grandfather invented the digestive biscuit

03:23if we go that far he's probably my granddad as well no he's not you said he's your great great

03:28granddad you know at some point in history we all align so my granddad also invented the digestive

03:32no he didn't he did bro i'm taking that like how do i know my great great granddad didn't invent the

03:37hot knob my grandfather did no bro you grant your granddad can't invent everything he graded all he

03:43invented the biscuit no bro that's just not invented the biscuit oh no did your did your great grand

03:47great great granddad invent shortbread probably today's showpiece challenge is arguably the most

03:55creative we've ever featured on bake off the professionals oh my god that scares me this is no

04:00lockdown banana bread is it this is real serious stuff we want you to make a showpiece inspired by

04:06art this actually combines the two things we are worst at in life art and cooking your dessert

04:14must fit within the theme or style of your chosen artist or artistic movement what cake would you

04:20be then like if you if you're doing a cake based on an artist oh easy pollock it'd just be a mess

04:26or a salvador dali yeah exactly

04:28god what's that i think it's a mixer one art or artist have inspired your showpiece today salvador

04:39dali ah gonna be creating an elephant and that's gonna turn into a swan oh i bet the swan's neck's

04:43gonna be its trunk oh i reckon it's gonna go elephant is trunk swan head i'd probably do the uh floppy clock

04:51sorry i said clock um and would you like to chase my floppy clock

04:59aaron and reese's homage to salvador dali is a showpiece elephant reflecting as a swan

05:04you did call that wait is that what it is it's gonna be so delicate the wings that they're gonna

05:08break i guarantee the wings are gonna break a lot of chocolate uh toppling around you're juggling with

05:13your future parts in this competition we don't want that really we don't we don't want because you're

05:17speaking to me in french i'm still fine with it we'll take it yeah i'm going to put the ladies back

05:23on to the front do we stick together it's that whole thing chocolate yeah this is proper now this

05:30is art that's amazing what are they doing sasika and ashik's 24 wild strawberry and vanilla namalaka

05:37desserts number what namalaka will be presented on a piet mondrian inspired showpiece oh wow this is a bit of

05:44of me strawberry vanilla chocolate splash yeah simple gold butter spray simple beautiful surrounding

05:52and as of yet unnamed chocolate lady what about your girlfriend's name we are not together anymore

06:00whoops awkward that's all right is it yeah you've got two tattoos with a name on on your

06:07that's not her name oh no never tattoo a partner's name oh didn't you have a letter that was yeah the

06:16first letter of your boyfriend's very big flower babe i'm just going to start building it we ain't

06:21got enough to do oh hello that's a supper night does that take you back to that same boyfriend

06:29just hold that no no don't move that don't move that oh don't drop that oh yeah oh dear raw how's

06:39he got that wrong oh whack it on anyway mate it's what jackson pollock would have done

06:46oh no get a pritt stick get a pritt stick get something get some glue i'm surprised this is

06:54actually saying still shut up just stop speaking that's probably the worst cuss ever isn't it just

06:59stop speaking chefs your time is up they've got it step away from your monstrosities

07:09oh no oh it's down

07:17i'll tell you what though i'll tell you what's a bit sus what the direction they're falling yeah

07:21someone behind that camera's going oh dear look at all that all that work that's gone into that man

07:32do they have to eat it off the floor then the one that's on the floor yeah well you know three

07:36second rule isn't it or is it five i mean i've got a two minute rule i thought three minutes

07:41i have to say it tastes better than it looks and i love that because this is very easy to eat

07:47he's got a great french accent hasn't he well he's french innit yeah funny that he's from frowness

07:56you could say anything to me in french and i'm i've i'm literally i'm goo i'm goo i speak french

08:03dear no do you not know i speak from french you're so sexy thank you my clothes just nearly fell off

08:13in south london school fair was intense wasn't it it was really intense so hot yeah it was too hot

08:22and there were too many people and it was too long so long good friends fern and jarja my favorite bit

08:28was when one of your children won a prize at the tombola and came running over with a box of wine

08:37glasses because she knows you well i knew you'd like these she chose that over a toy she was so

08:43gleeful oh she's so right over a toy she could have had like a squishy or something and she chose

08:48six wine glasses i mean the judgment from all the other parents

08:55on friday night itv had tracked down someone we'd all forgotten about

09:00oh yes noel edmunds oh my god i've literally had a countdown to this show

09:08is it joe i've got through the rest of the year it's noel admins adventure program what's his name

09:14noel edmunds

09:19do they know who he is in new zealand is noel edmunds yeah the name of santa in like sweden

09:27you think people in sweden call father christmas noel edmunds i am healthy

09:34where is he turn it up turn it up turn it i don't want to miss anything i am happy

09:43i am i hope not naked he has opened in the shower do you know what thank you i am loving

09:56i am look look at that bod how old is he wow i'm having challenging feelings look at that body

10:03you can't compete with concrete good lad he's a tank well he is a tank innit what's happened to no

10:09it is a good punch a hole in a safe i am what are you now did you say he's jesus oh

10:19oh i took a turn show us your crinkly bottom no i think i might have found my paradise

10:31oh still in the chopper seat loves a chopper somebody's got to look after him that's noel's

10:37wife liz do you know she's called lucky liz because she gets to bed down with noel edmunds every night

10:43they've spent two years building a business right in the heart of the community welcome to the bugger

10:49in ah the bugger in how do you say that the bugger in the bugger in the bugger in sounds like a bit

10:58of a pain in the backside this is the crystal bed oh i'm so up for this whatever that is i want it so

11:06yeah so me oh i can't be bothered with crystal bed bollocks twice a week noel can be found here

11:13on his crystal bed you look like little flying saucers don't you yeah yeah i don't have the time

11:18for a crystal bed i don't have time for actual bed just one part of a meticulously planned age-defying

11:25health and wellness routine i wish he had something comfy on jeans and a shirt yeah relaxation relax no

11:35you're on the crystal bed people said well what's your secret and i said well i've been researching

11:41it for 76 years and what sorry he's 76 yeah he's 76 then look it does he no no yeah do look 76 you

11:52old boom try and banter yourself go on can you just try and do it try and banter yourself go you

11:57know people think he's got big eyebrows i don't have a big guy and each crystal as you see is the

12:05colors of the chakras do you not do your husband's chakras no i do not thank you although it's coming

12:11up to our anniversary yeah maybe one just as a treat if i didn't shave i think i would look a bit like

12:17noel edmund you know what the hair is not dissimilar you just need a little bit of what she's 67 are you

12:26mad no you're not telling me she's 67. generally speaking when you round here see a clock at six

12:36minutes past 11 it's not broken that was the time on the 6th of october 2006 yeah when my earth angel

12:46arrived and introduced herself that is love what so he's he's put all the clocks at the same time

12:54the sustenance of her energy is my lifeblood i mean it really is beautiful beautiful i'm in love with

13:03him i'm actually in love with no even get in line because there are not just lucky you're being

13:09facetious i think that's the most romantic thing i've ever heard and you will never ever pull us apart

13:15because we are one it's quite threatening really isn't it can we hear lizzie's side to find that in

13:22your life is a gift and i believe it's a gift from the cosmos lovely stuff the cosmos saw you

13:30and thought everyone else in the whole world and what's going on do you know what this man

13:34is putting that makeup artist with noel edmund somebody's got to look after him

13:40that little bit of care in the community i love him saying she's my earth angel and she's saying

13:48someone's got to look after him caring the community what time's lunch i don't want those sprouts again

13:56ah that was cringe she got the ick i think liz is quite long-suffering i think liz is the same she

14:04deserves a medal that's the thing you know there are men like noel in the world quite a lot of them

14:10and it's the lizards of this world that i think deserve to be celebrated

14:22in essex what have you got against my family it's been real real personal best mates jordan and perry

14:31it's an easy answer okay i just don't like them

14:39no real no real talk yeah how long have we known each other 20 years 20 years yeah 15 of those years

14:47has been just us yeah okay so when someone steps into the picture yeah you're not gonna like it cool

14:53i've been with my wife 10 years yeah but the first five don't count do they it's like it's like a trial

14:59it's like a trial period my son's seven yeah but he don't count either you know i was here first

15:09don't step on my toes please do on wednesday it was thinking caps at the ready on channel five

15:18oh i love a puzzle love a quiz love a game who's most competitive about me and you

15:24right you are you're one of the secret competitive people you pretend you're not

15:28attractive in it hello i'm jeremy vine oh hello jeremy vine loves a flowery shirt really jeremy

15:34this is the show where two celebrity teams face a series of head scratching puzzles you can play

15:40along at home too i will jeremy all right here we go paddy you ready yeah celebrity puzzles i genuinely

15:47think every day that goes past i lose another brain like i'm getting sicker as i get older i am let's

15:52meet our two incredible team captains who've we got she's a human calculator but much more fun than

15:57that oh it's carol wait it's vordas the incredible carol vorderman

16:04carol in those leather trousers go on sweaty under studio lights or leather trousers yeah but

16:10who's team would you rather be on carol vordermans it's not even a second you're married

16:15but no not like that the speed at which you said that she's she was described as a human calculator

16:21you're going into a test of course i'm going to say carol don't do that what i've just done was a

16:24test and you failed and your team captain carol is my fellow face for radio the wonderful melvin

16:30o'do melvin o'do and the borgs melvin smiling like a cheshire cat yeah because he's with carol

16:37you know he loves carol our next round is inspired by the clashing worlds of puzzles and pop

16:42it's song cypher right song cypher dad you ready puzzles and pop you're going to be crap at this

16:47you yeah so i'll give you an example in this case the clue is mark ronson what uh hang on a minute

16:54how the hell do we do this the letters are concealed by a code of symbols and i need the title of the

17:00song who's that mark ronson what mark ronson songs do i even know so well let's start from the beginning

17:05who's mark ronson have you got it i'm trying to sing it in my head it's obvious that the first letter

17:11of the top word in the second one of the same as is the two axes so those letters will be the same

17:15won't they uptown funk it's with bruno mars oh well done yes babe don't believe me just why that's it

17:26yeah yeah here we go first song cypher and the clue prince purple rain purple rain oh purple rain kiss

17:35you've got doves cry you've got um melvin are you joking i can offer you a letter yes can we have

17:42a letter please they've asked for a clue something so it's red two peas in it surely now surely now

17:48purple rain for god's sake purple rain purple rain let's have a look

17:56see i don't think carol vorderman would know that you know what i mean you've got to be a music person

18:00for that you you don't know the prince song purple rain no time now for the final round which is of

18:08course memory bank memory bank come on focus up i'm going to show you 12 numbers underneath those

18:14numbers are 12 words so simple try your best to memorize those words and their positions before

18:23they're covered up again by the numbers oh it's like the cards when you were little where you turn them

18:28off and you'd have to remember like pairs reveal the memory bank words yellow storm

18:37coriolanus i'm gonna remember the first two rows and you're gonna remember the bottom two rows yellow

18:42storm coriolanus that's my password submarine road stone all right you got that yeah there's the yellow

18:54storm storm coriolanus in the phrase richard of york gave battle in vain what does the word york

19:00represent uh richard of york coriolanus carol one yellow correct well

19:10yellow you missed the question because you were memorizing the words it's not the point

19:15a u-boat is what kind of military transport submarine submarine submarine six cal six submarine

19:24correct flippin l carol no way who played the role of hermione granger in the harry potter films

19:30uh eight one eight five five five it means eleven yes correct and watson is the one below uh

19:38uh seven eleven four carol eleven four emma watson correct yes

19:51how you getting on that are you all right which 1968 animated film features the music of the beatles

20:00yellow submarine yellow submarine six one and six one one and and two no one and six carol

20:09uh uh one six yellow submarine

20:16wow carol's walked that i um i didn't think it was possible to fancy her more no jesus carol's good

20:23didn't she she's serious look at her what hrt is she on we need some of that

20:29how many she's gone double patch

20:31in west london i met the most fantastic woman the other day who was a hundred years old she can

20:45touch her toes with her nose she drinks no come on i swear to god and i don't even know how you do that

20:52claire and her wife alice she was absolutely terrific and she tried to help me with my posture

20:59did she told me to yeah she said lift your breastbone so i sort of did that and said no not your chin

21:04your breastbone and so i lifted my breastbone and my posture improved did it yes did you walk around

21:11like this i did and then she said look at my breastbone sticking out but then she said to me

21:16makes tits look bigger too i swear she said that to me she's 100. on thursday night olivia atwood

21:24opened up the world of cosmetic treatments on itv2 would you get a bum lift

21:31yeah no i sort of doubt it i'm very very wary about doing anything in the way of that wasn't a real

21:39question would you get a bum lift well you know some people might think i need one

21:45i'm olivia atwood oh my god what was that oh that's a boob it's a boob and i'm no stranger to

21:55a tweakment or two i'm out i'm out i'm out i'm out i'm just growing my hair over my face to just hide

22:02not tweet you have to just hide my face i'll be like cousin it eventually i have to just grow my fringe to

22:07here so i'm back to discover the real price we're willing to pay i feel like a new person for

22:13perfection that's nice well done oh i feel feel a bit queasy honestly i can't watch like the surgery

22:23and stuff like that no turns my tommy it's fascinating though i'm meeting a lady called amanda and she's

22:28traveled all the way from swansea and you might recognize her yes yes of traitors from the first

22:35ever series of the traitors yes who's i knew i knew her she got away with murder she was a traitor for

22:40ages was she yeah but she's so nice everyone couldn't believe oh good for her how are you feeling

22:45excited i'm nervous you know i'm gonna have a new face and neck by this evening by this evening they're

22:51doing the day but she looks great i don't know why she would want to change anything why now why not you

22:56know in a year panto season is uh million so so you're gonna start a panto i'm gonna stand a panto

23:03new neck for panto season as they say she's had a facelift oh no she hasn't oh yes she has i feel

23:11like if she was finding it difficult or painful or something i think i would find it really hard

23:16she's not doing the surgery is she i would be nervous if that was the case

23:21so right now i'm just going to numb the little entrance point over here are we gonna watch this

23:26are we gonna watch them do it no we're not amanda has opted for a local anesthetic she's doing that

23:31on a local anesthetic yeah lovely what a nutter so we're going to start right now okay you won't

23:37feel a thing oh here we go it's literally face off it's face off where the skin on our face and necks tend

23:45to age at the same rate having both parts lifted oh for god's sake oh god i can't look will avoid a

23:52visible contrast come on no pain no gain i'm gonna be brave i'm gonna stay with you amanda i'm gonna be

24:01your road dog on this amanda you doing okay well do you know something nice about she's talking she's

24:08talking no she's not oh my god and it's talking it's talking like an android so have you lifted the

24:14neck muscle and the face muscle now yes yeah together so this is whoa look at this look at this i can't

24:21look at this i saw a jaw bone right i saw a jaw bone i'm so i'm so upset you can already see you

24:32have a very nice jawline over here it's actually quite good yeah he's lifting it right oh i'm no

24:41what's he called again how does it feel amanda it's fine thanks all i have to do now is remove all the

24:50excess skin that's over here what are they going to do with her ear what do you mean what they're

24:54going to do with her ear is in the way now they're going to have to take her they can't move her ear

24:58your ear is pretty much fixed in place so i think they've got to get rid of her ear even if you can

25:03move it don't move her ear let's see the new face the new neck

25:14you know what i might get that guy's number because that is phenomenal i don't think we're

25:19meant to say we should be we're tempted but you know it's quite good wasn't it it did look quite

25:24good quite good if i had work done i wouldn't look as much like you maybe i should get work done

25:30that means if you get work done i have to get work done so we still look alike

25:40in brighton i've caught a fly once what do you mean caught it in my hand did you let it live

25:47no you don't know my own strength friends roisin and joe i was in marty's the other day now there

25:53was a bright green um insect in the fridge and i had to get it out of the fridge and put it out

26:00on the grass outside and i just leave my shop in there why did you have to because it was it was on

26:05its back and it was struggling yeah but it's in marks it's got absolutely nothing to do with you

26:10this week ewan mcgregor was on another bike ride with his mate i love this i've seen every single

26:18one of them oh yeah i like shows where it feels like i'm on holiday but i haven't left the house

26:22i quite like that so good yeah you know when everyone used to say ewan mcgregor the second

26:27he had kids he decided to do a travel log with his best mate you ride a motorbike around wherever

26:40you're going beautiful places and you're obi-wan kenobi living a dream hello in the episode ewan

26:46and charlie found themselves in a remote part of estonia this is the island of kinu where just a few

26:54hundred people live oh that looks heaven kenu never heard of it have you heard that not we're

26:59going to meet two of them maria and ignar who are going to show us around and have kindly agreed

27:04to put us up for the night oh that's nice of them nice of them can i tell you what is my worst

27:09nightmare come on staying in someone's house that i don't know oh my god me too hello ignar how are

27:14you nice to meet you oh hello maria you're just in your garden you're wearing traditional dress

27:19and all be one kenobi rocks up i know yeah you're front garden imagine that what's the history with

27:23this island all we know is that there's like a community of women who live here hey go on lass

27:30it's a little feminist island i'm quite into this headscarf look really like the look me too yeah

27:34the culture and the like the songs and the traditions are usually held by women and the men just

27:40stay on the background so what do the blokes do i'd happily live on that island stress-free

27:46i'll be in the pub then girls let me know if you need anything oh i made also scottish eggs wait

27:52does she mean scotch eggs i love a scotch egg she's on a scotch egg humans eyes of little yeah oh scotch

27:58eggs scotch eggs but inside there is a seagull egg seagull you know what we just actually air thanks

28:07are you hungry i'm not you ever had a seagull egg no but i wouldn't mind when i mean eggs is eggs

28:13isn't it really that's what they say yeah yeah look look no that's a nice scotch egg that's

28:18pretty good it looks okay that to me looks great i would take that down easy peasy a little bit of

28:24salad cream on that let's go yeah did you put garlic in the noodles yeah this is oh oh oh no he doesn't

28:32no he's not panic sour cream with also a bit garlic a bit of garlic i like i love garlic he hates it

28:38he's not having that is it that's not that's not a mmm this is it so how does it taste now if

28:46anyone's going to tell the truth it's you and he's got to do yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he just said yeah

28:57yeah i mean you know what that means yeah well yeah he's no don't fucking hanging it's a bit fishy

29:03i think it's got a fishy taste to it fishy eggs were the real do weren't they what's all they eat

29:09because i covered it with smoked seal meat outside smoked seal meat just in a can like that do you see

29:15picture it seal outside it's in all looking all love his little doughy eyes looking at you and you

29:20wallop you've got him in a scotch egg my mother how are you nice to meet you nice to meet you you

29:24have a very lovely daughter oh still all women's sofa she's been very nice to us very friendly oh

29:30that's your husband oh hello i beg your pardon look at this guy crikey i think the men can go back to

29:39whatever they were doing before thanks very much nice to meet you hey how are you nice to meet you

29:43nice to meet you pleasure what a country hello this is normal hello this is normal hello this is

29:49normal hello this is normal sorry to bother you if you were doing your business yeah sorry what

29:54were you doing what i don't understand why is he in his pants what are they implying the business

29:58was that you were doing this is no explanation yeah they're just like yeah it's fine he's walking

30:03around in speedos this way of life really only exists on this little island yes she's wearing a

30:08star wars t-shirt oh please tell me she is that's genius and you're just sat next to ewan mcgregor

30:13amazing yeah hello good evening it's kino national dance here we go here we go oh local music i love that

30:23always good yeah he's got his speedos off and he's put on a pedal pusher and got out his accordion

30:32that's it that's it oh you're doing well there you're you are there that's sure

30:43has ewan got a guitar oh he's one of those people that gets a guitar out oh that's my

30:48ick he loves a little singer does he oh he loves it in fact i guarantee you i bet now he's gonna he's

30:54gonna play something for them watch yeah told you told you does it every time

31:06if we do a road trip could it not be like that can it be like quite nice hotels like super fancy

31:12cuisine and no guitars no instrument instrument absolutely none at all yeah yeah fine what would

31:18you sing if you if we go if we go deeply dip about the way you walk contact sport let the neighbors talk

31:30enough london i thought what we could do is draw each other without looking it's a game without

31:36looking yeah so you can't look at your paper you just look at me you're right ready go

31:42steven and his sister anita interesting you're so tempted to look at the paper i know okay i'm done

32:02it looks just thank you that looks just like me look at that the teeth honestly have i really got that

32:10many teeth i like the way your nose is up here but your nostrils are down here

32:15on friday the lunchtime news put summer fashion under the spotlight on the bbc

32:21you are annihilating that sandwich my friend the news is it weird to eat popcorn at lunch no no i feel

32:30like popcorn's had a bit of a resurgence good afternoon and welcome to the bbc news at one do you

32:35what i love soup i love a soup super watching the news so you'll so at this point in the day when

32:41the lunchtime news comes on you're chowing down on some soup yeah i'm i'm having some soup maybe some

32:45clam chowder next to the question that could be dividing your office today when the weather heats up

32:51is it acceptable to get your knees out and wear shorts to the office absolutely of course it is

32:57yeah of course we need air too you know i'm not offended by a knee it's not the victorian times

33:03as long as i don't get the feet out for some jobs like being a postman it seems almost obligatory to

33:09wear shorts you wouldn't want the guy conducting your funeral to be in shorts if you were getting

33:13heart surgery and the guy was in shorts would you wear them to it when you had an office job in the

33:17old days um yeah but i've got something about me what in a kind of like he's got something about

33:24he's not going to be here long but here's a question should men be allowed to wear shorts

33:30in the office mark who i work with once he puts his shorts on for the summer

33:35that's it that's my friend sam at work don't go back i'm not so bothered about kind of the moral

33:41issue here what looks good yeah okay and what we're not okay with is shorts and a smart shoe

33:48all the combination of shorts trainers and a shirt and tie knees like these and there are quite a lot

33:53of them around in this weather jesus christ that's a bull shot uh this is what i'm talking about that

34:00is not okay okay well there needs to be subset you can't go in with a shirt and a tie like that so you

34:07look like you've been caught having an affair and you've had to jump out a window back in 1989 the

34:11bbc's rob curling was asking the same question different times back then when it still haven't

34:16solved it have we wrong wear some trousers you can of course buy smart shorts as part of a suit

34:23as our game reporter discovered no still a bit of a twit but you don't look like one

34:28yeah quite like the look not no there's far too much air going up there there's too much

34:36there's too much air going up there your shorts are tailored and they're pressed they're clean

34:42they're sharp i can't really focus on what he's saying because of the quiff i know who piped that

34:47bit of hair on his head right yeah he's like an eclair in a polo shirt isn't he that he god feel

34:56and they work with a corporate outfit then absolutely i will say i think the summer is

35:02the cruelest season for the gentleman and i didn't realize it was a big deal but now it's all i can

35:07think about same yeah i won't sleep tonight knowing about all i'm thinking about people's knees i don't

35:11want to know someone my account i'm sitting there with hot legs making decisions no sweaty because

35:16your undercarriage will get less that's it more undercarriage is never a phrase to be used

35:22which can't try and it's trying to we've all got an undercarriage grow up

35:36in london how was the um grandmother duties this weekend went very well yeah yeah they were so sweet

35:43jennifer and her daughter beaty we went out to buy some ice which of course we had to walk miles down

35:49the edgeway road eventually went to a lovely lebanese supermarket and um the guy gave mabel a lollipop

35:58as we were leaving he said here this is for you and she went

36:03thank you like this and then we're walking down the street and another guy was sitting outside his

36:08shop and he went hello she went hello she skipped down the street went this is the best day of my life

36:16this week our favorite diary writer was back for more i've seen all the bridget jones films apart

36:25from this one well do you know what i've seen um none of them is this the latest one yes see i

36:30didn't think i was into rom-coms until i watched bridget jones and then that yeah

36:36oh here's the diary i'll actually still analog she's not upgraded to an ipad or anything

36:45i know when to go out i went to stay in she's back renee she's back great i'm in i'm in come on

36:52do you know what i mean i like uh british i like uh benny's l1 here we go yeah did she do

37:04titanic as well no no we're in titanic that was her that was the other one

37:09i try that's how i wake up every morning

37:20oh scratch scratch oh i forgot my makeup on and my bra

37:29posh that's what i thought london was like before i moved here

37:32so i wonder what's happened then well was she pregnant no she was she was still with mr darcy

37:40wasn't she oh was she life has its white notes

37:46there he is oh

37:50and life has its black notes

37:55oh it's black no black notes what does that mean are they divorced you look very beautiful tonight mrs

38:02darcy oh oh what not looking so bad yourself mr darcy oh cute she's been in love with them

38:14through every single film i feel like i've jumped in at a bad point exactly hold my hand i'm not

38:19holding your hand just for two seconds just for this part

38:21i've got goosebumps just squeeze if you need me

38:33bridget very black notes jolly good oh what he's in her imagination oh it's gone done me is he dead

38:43it's a weepy it's a weepy it's the first couple of minutes mark darcy my husband father to billy and

38:51maple died oh oh no mr darcy wasn't in the news i love her so i love her do you know she lives

39:02near me and i see her out and about and i'm always too nervous to say hi oh my gosh you need to see

39:06she's like the loveliest person ever i think i would like to be her friend yeah i think we'd get

39:10on she could just sit right here oh my god i could then be the real life bridget jones

39:14mommy mabel stuck up the tree oh your kids do annoying things like that yeah no it's it's all

39:20right i can't get down easily i'm here uh she's got two kids and they're both currently up a tree

39:29so it's going fine and she's single she's a single mom they're up a tree it's all okay yeah there's a

39:33policeman oh oh here we go wow we've got what's his chops from the white lotus is here

39:42don't go away no seriously don't go away hang on going who do you think's fit are him or me right

39:50i'm not answering that question him what you think he

39:54what about if i go checking that he's better looking than this guy yeah really oh god that's

40:02not bad next foot that's it darling and i've got you okay mom okay so not only is he a hottie

40:09he's great with kids great with kids he's saving the kids there we go okay oh amazing look at that

40:20the way he's just cradled her down what a hero kids meet your new da okay oh what does that say

40:30tragic widow seeking sexual awakening they copied your bumble account i know what i'm doing after

40:37this i'm off to climb a tree in richmond park having hit it off in the park rockstar and bridget

40:42met up for a day and things escalated pretty quickly oh my god oh my god ah it's weird when

40:54you watch sort of these sort of scenes with someone thoughts oh he's taking his top off okay all right

41:04oh what actually no hang on a minute i know those nipples i know this bum you were white lotus weren't

41:10you boy a bit later bridget was at a fancy birthday party bingo carruthers oh please don't come over

41:21please don't oh my that's gonna be the worst introduction i've ever seen is binko colorblind there

41:29she is this is me so i told cosmo i'd take you out for a spin oh god no that is literally how i'd

41:38approach bridget joe no you wouldn't i would beep beep when you approached petra you wouldn't have

41:44been you would have been out like shy and bumbling i was on rollerblades for a start

41:48oh the housing no no oh he's gonna die save the dog dude save the dog and i know it's stupid

42:10to be mad about the boy oh that's good it's good it's good stuff

42:18oh he saved the little puppy

42:25nah peter i'd let him wear me like a hat i've had a dream like that before i'm the dog

42:34enough london did you get out in the garden and do a bit of sunbathing yeah i've got a teen in the

42:39garden that's just finished her exams and isn't she getting a job supposed to be looking for a job

42:44she's just spent the week sunbathing with a frappe best friends sarah and claire she's basically us

42:51isn't she yeah that's exactly what we were doing at that age right no i think she's of the opinion

42:56that you know when she decides and chooses where she's going to work they'll be very honored to have

43:00her so she's deciding kind of admire that attitude though she knows her self-worth babe on sunday pop

43:08music's finest were belting out some bangers on itv you're in my seat dude why are you sat in my seat

43:16because i wanted to be the big man i think this is one for the teenagers are we not the target audience

43:22for this is that what we're saying i think we are not not capital summertime ball right you know what

43:35i hope this gets me in the mood for a bit of glass stole this well it should do

43:42will smith and dj jazzy jeff sorry will smith and dj just are we in 1993 oh we know will smith

43:49really i think he's on a bit of a comeback to a little bit of redemption after the old oscar slap

43:54but don't call us on that these kids know who he is are they like who is this guy no who is he no

44:02they definitely i mean they might have seen him on a sort of tick tock oh yeah we're getting jiggy with

44:11it we're getting sugar this is a tune

44:19where are the ladies at are we still saying that where the what at where the ladies are all right

44:24okay they're right in front of you mate

44:32let's go dance go i know you know i go psycho whip i don't join it

44:37just can't sit gotta get jiggy with it is he thinking if i hadn't slapped that bloke i wouldn't have to

44:42do this

45:05you've been in the middle of a club with a rubber duck always yeah it's the best place for a rubber

45:10duck

45:14i worry about that i worry about reaching out and then someone just doesn't let go of your hand

45:18and then you're doing the whole performance just holding on to some kid's hand

45:26i'm gonna incorporate this little dance move next time i go to ibiza yeah i mean i've never been to

45:32ibiza but i imagine when i do that is all i'm gonna be doing yeah yeah i used to do this mate

45:35you do that you do that you do that one two three get on it

45:46oh man what about that can't do that though can't yourself hold me on yeah lovely stuff

45:59at the end of the day like it was a dude he'd done some he's not only an actor and the

46:06fucking singer and the songwriter and you know he's mega but the thing is you've got to be careful

46:12when you're getting old because you just turn into a twat

46:21looking to do what no england side has ever done and retain their title full coverage of the uefa

46:27under 21's final live here on channel for tomorrow from half seven however if you're looking to love

46:32just one man not eleven first dates returns for a brand new series next friday night at 10. next

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