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The Real Housewives of Miami Season 7 Episode 8
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00:00Previously on The Real Housewives of Miami.
00:17Tuesday, I'm having a party.
00:19It's a celebration of life.
00:23Hot, hot, hot.
00:24We had a party for him.
00:25We did?
00:26The Rik party wasn't for him.
00:27It was for all of you that are a bunch of narcissists.
00:31I'm glad we had the conversation with Goody.
00:33Thinks I'm moving forward.
00:34I feel like she's trying.
00:36We're going to need to teach her a little lesson.
00:38Hello, hello.
00:39Tonight, I feel that it is necessary to set the record straight by exposing the lies.
00:44Go behind!
00:46Oh, my God.
00:48Come on, Julia.
00:50You want to go in there and kiss Goody's ass and you do that.
00:53I am tired of you barking.
00:54Maybe this is your norm because you're married to us crazy, guys.
00:57Leave my husband out of it.
00:59You thought I played dirty games?
01:00This is extra dirty.
01:02Today's my party and I can do whatever I want.
01:15Donnie, come back.
01:16Martina, come.
01:17The nanny will watch the boys for a little bit.
01:20Look how beautiful the sun's at.
01:21Look.
01:22I have you.
01:23We have each other.
01:24Yes, you do.
01:25We have the boys.
01:26We do.
01:27We have the girls.
01:28Right now, everything in my life and Martina's life is about the boys.
01:32I mean, I was told boys are more active and they definitely are.
01:38Guys, no fighting.
01:39Oh, okay.
01:42Our house is definitely not quiet.
01:46Speaking of which, we need to put on the sleep tonight.
01:50I'm still upset about dirty and how she behaved yesterday at the event.
01:56Sounds like a good thing I didn't go.
01:58I would have been pretty upset.
01:59This is just so petty.
02:00I left and Adriana, she thought that it would be good for me to go back and try to hash it
02:08out with dirty.
02:09You showed the truth.
02:10Your truth.
02:11She's telling her truth.
02:13If you run, you look like you're wrong.
02:15Oh, I am not running, Adriana.
02:17I have nothing to say to dirty.
02:19There's no hushing out.
02:20There is no hushing out.
02:21After having time to think about why Adriana didn't follow me, I'm starting to think that
02:27there is some kind of resentment towards me because my friends are Marisol and Alexia and
02:34that they like me.
02:36And I just closed my eyes, thought about her for a second, and I just walked back in because
02:41I just had one question to Gertie.
02:43What was the point of you doing this?
02:46You promised, you said to me, Gertie, what I will do.
02:48You said, Gertie, you're not listening.
02:51What are you here for?
02:52What are you here for?
02:52Go home.
02:53Girl, bye.
02:53No class.
02:54And coming with sneakers on cocktail chic, baby.
02:57Oh, I got my sneakers.
03:02Actually, I wore these sneakers.
03:04These are Chanel sneakers.
03:05Queen of sneakers.
03:06I wore them to the Royal Box.
03:09And they said, no sneakers.
03:10But I'm like, but these are Chanel.
03:11This is, okay, you can come in.
03:13They're okay with sneakers.
03:14But Gertie, whatever issues she could have with me, I apologize for the water.
03:19I'm very sorry for throwing the water at you.
03:22I have no excuse for it.
03:24I thought we were moving forward.
03:28Okay.
03:28Progress is made.
03:29Not so much.
03:30Not so much.
03:31It's a serious thing when people have cancer, they survive it.
03:36And we're celebrating the fact that they survived.
03:38Because 20 years ago, it might have been a death sentence.
03:41Now you get to live.
03:42And this is what she does at the event?
04:03Hey.
04:05Welcome to my soon-to-be humble abode.
04:08It's a full-on construction site.
04:12Oh.
04:13Oh.
04:13Wow.
04:14This door is serious.
04:16I know.
04:17It's like a castle.
04:18It is a castle, by the way.
04:20For a queen.
04:21Oh, my God.
04:21Can we stop the construction for two minutes?
04:24Señor.
04:25Podemos parar la máquina un secundito?
04:27Masud built this house with his ex-wife.
04:30After he got a divorce, Masud and I moved to a condo.
04:33Then, Masud wanted to move back in the house shortly after his divorce.
04:37I'm going to show you the whole house.
04:39It's about 22,000 square feet.
04:41Oh, my gosh.
04:42The ceiling height's 40 feet high.
04:44I said, it's never going to happen unless you let me completely gut it.
04:51It's basically unrecognizable.
04:53And we agreed.
04:54I wanted to feel like the home was mine.
04:56I didn't want to feel like it was one wife out, one new wife in.
05:01When I first went into Masud's house, it was not my style.
05:05It was so Persian.
05:07I honestly felt like there was a genie that was going to come out of the chimney.
05:11So, this is going to be the master.
05:14I love it.
05:15Wait, Larsa, wait.
05:17Then you come to the grand closet.
05:20It's a little over 1,000 square feet.
05:23Is this just yours?
05:24Just mine.
05:25Oh, I love this.
05:26And this whole wall from here to over there is all Birkins.
05:31Oh, my gosh.
05:32Of course it is.
05:33I want a wine cellar.
05:35I want my own gym, a spa, a makeup room.
05:38I want staff quarters to have their own entrance so that they don't have to use my entrance.
05:42This is the whole backyard.
05:45We're going to be tanning naked.
05:49The cost of renovating this house could have easily just been the cost of purchasing a new home.
05:54But pay.
05:56He wanted this house and I wanted to be fully happy.
05:59So, we had to do what we had to do.
06:01This right here used to be the pool.
06:04I wanted the pool over there.
06:06Masud, I want him that every corner he turns, he's not reminded of the past.
06:10I love it.
06:11The backyard is so beautiful.
06:12I'm going to have a housewarming party.
06:13We can invite all the girls.
06:15I would love it.
06:15Anybody that brings bad juju or fights, they're going to be escorted out.
06:18I mean, how crazy was the other night?
06:21It was, it was, it was too much.
06:24Well, I'm very opinionated.
06:25I have a lot to get off my chest.
06:26Wait, like what?
06:27Can I show you the rest of the house?
06:28Yeah, like what?
06:28What else do you have to get off your chest?
06:29I feel like you got it off your chest with Alexia.
06:32By the way, does she talk to everybody like that?
06:34If you want to be neutral and you want to go in there and kiss Gertie's ass and you do that.
06:38I'm not kissing anyone's ass.
06:39He thinks you keep bringing up Todd.
06:42And I know it's a very sensitive subject for her because I did hear her say that.
06:46I was saying, you're beautiful.
06:47You have so much to bring.
06:48If God takes out the garbage, you don't go back diving for it.
06:51All she's done is try to belittle and put me down.
06:55And that's not right.
06:56I have yet to go to one good event with you guys, honestly.
06:59No, there's some good ones.
07:00No, what do you mean?
07:00The boat's going to be really good on Friday.
07:02Before Gertie's event, Kiki and I had already planned an overnight yacht excursion for all the girls.
07:07But we only booked one yacht.
07:09And then it all went to s***.
07:11I think we're going to need two boats.
07:12Can you call and see if you can get another boat?
07:14Simon?
07:15Hi, Kiki.
07:15There's nine of us.
07:16I have the 100-foot sun seeker.
07:18I can have that ready for you tomorrow.
07:20Perfect.
07:21I got it set up.
07:22Okay, good.
07:22I didn't want to cancel because Kiki and I had planned this for so long.
07:26And just because two of the birds are not happy, why does the whole flock have to suffer?
07:31So here we have Kiki and Larsa.
07:35So even though you guys are in a good place, I think...
07:38You can keep Lisa.
07:39Just saying, you can have Lisa.
07:41I like Lisa.
07:42Sure.
07:42I think I should take Stephanie because I'm the closest to her and she's new.
07:45Okay.
07:46I wanted Alexia.
07:48If you want Stephanie and Alexia, that's calling for a disaster.
07:50I don't think they're in that bad of a place.
07:52Okay, so Julia for sure cannot be on my boat.
07:56I love Julia, but it's going to be crazy because I know you don't want Gertie.
08:00So that means, girl, I have to be here.
08:02Listen.
08:02Do you want Marisol?
08:03Marisol is okay with everyone on my boat.
08:06But then I think we should put Adriana here because you're okay with Adriana.
08:11I'd rather you take her.
08:13Let me call Marisol.
08:14Just tell her.
08:15Hey.
08:16Hi.
08:16So we have two boats.
08:17There's not enough room on my boat, but Kiki has more rooms.
08:21And on my boat, it's going to be me, Lisa, Gertie, you, and Adriana.
08:27I don't like it, guys.
08:28I do not enjoy being around Adriana.
08:31We're doing it overnight.
08:32She might come in my room and murder me in the middle of the night.
08:35Okay, we're going to work.
08:35Put you on my boat.
08:37Okay.
08:38I love y'all parties.
08:39I have bad track records with these events.
08:44And I think it's going to be entertaining.
08:46I think people that have issues are probably going to have a few drinks and then get it
08:50off their chest.
08:50Okay, I'm going to continue on with the tour.
08:53Okay.
08:53We only have another 10,000 square feet to go.
08:56Coming up.
08:57Go get fast sex surgery on your bony knees because they need it.
09:01Coco, you're here?
09:21Hello.
09:23What up?
09:29You like it here, right?
09:30Yeah.
09:31I love that you're coming over more.
09:34We have this spot here on the beach.
09:37It's fun.
09:37After Todd filed for divorce, Frankie and I moved to a home in Venetian Islands.
09:43We rented this house month to month because, honestly, I don't know where my life is right
09:47now.
09:47I don't know where I'm going.
09:49I don't know what I'm doing tomorrow.
09:50For now, I'm very happy here.
09:52It's important.
09:53You just got to keep yourself emotionally stable.
09:58You and Peter seem to avoid talking about Todd.
10:01Yeah, we do.
10:02You want to see some pool?
10:04Yeah.
10:04You know, I don't like to involve my kids.
10:06You know, my kids have gone through so much.
10:09My pain is their pain.
10:10So I think it's just easier not to talk about Todd.
10:13Take it easy on me, Frankie.
10:15Yeah, you're shot.
10:17Oh, you got it.
10:20You feel good, Francis?
10:21You feel better?
10:22You're struggling yourself?
10:23Good.
10:25Some of you have gone down a little bit.
10:26You look thinner already.
10:28He does.
10:29And finally, we have a diagnosis.
10:31Frankie has been vomiting profusely and ended up in the emergency room.
10:37They diagnosed him with diverticulitis.
10:40Basically, you have to control it with a diet.
10:42So, like, I need everybody's help.
10:43There's certain things that trigger it.
10:45Of course.
10:46You want to eat?
10:48We're talking about food got you hungry?
10:50Yeah.
10:51I don't know about you, but, like, when Frankie was in the hospital for those three days,
10:55all I can think about was...
10:56Well, you saw me when I walked in.
10:58That's...
10:59You started crying.
11:00You walked in, and you were crying.
11:02Crying.
11:03Yeah, and I saw you.
11:04I saw you.
11:05So it took me back to that...
11:0911 years ago.
11:11God damn it.
11:11Always a problem.
11:13Don't cry, Peter.
11:14Ooh.
11:15The truth is, like, you've had it really hard.
11:17Not only for you, but then after when you were doing better, then your brother gets into the accident,
11:22you know, and then you leave to Paris, and you're doing good, and then you come back, and Herman dies.
11:26It's like, it was a lot.
11:29But now we're good.
11:32I don't want you to worry.
11:35Peter's life was so affected by his brother's accident, because he always saw his brother,
11:40instead of being the little brother, as the older brother.
11:43Like, he looked up to Frankie.
11:45But now I see him, you know, more mature, you know, more, you know, at peace.
11:52Please.
11:53I know.
11:53Please, man.
11:54I know.
11:55For us, it's a lot, because your brother and I, that's why...
11:57Yeah, crying.
11:58Crying, sad, no, relaxed, done, no more.
12:02Because, you know, he knows that one day, you know, I'm getting older, and he will be responsible for his brother.
12:08When Herman passed away, I didn't put you as his guardian.
12:13I wouldn't have happened either.
12:14And it's a big responsibility, but he believes, like, I got this.
12:20Peter, how old are you, Peter?
12:22Thirty-seven.
12:24Thirty-seven?
12:25No, that means I would be really, really old, or I had him at 20.
12:29Thirty-two.
12:30Thirty-two.
12:31Thirty-two?
12:32Looking brand new.
12:33I'm excited for you.
12:34I think that this is going to be a good year for you.
12:37Yeah.
12:38Hi, how are you?
12:52Hello, how are you?
12:53Welcome.
12:53Good.
12:54Here she is.
13:10I love you.
13:12Oh, my God.
13:13Oh, my God.
13:13You look so freaking tiny.
13:15What the hell is going on?
13:16I'm trying.
13:16Oh, my God.
13:17Show me this bag.
13:18Girl, that bag is everything.
13:19That color is amazing.
13:20Girl.
13:21I don't know, but a moment for these two.
13:22Wait a minute.
13:22That's what...
13:23Ah!
13:23Dead on arrival, huh?
13:25That is a good time.
13:26What is that?
13:29Don't tell me.
13:29No, no, no.
13:29No, no, no.
13:30There's a fire.
13:31There's a fire.
13:33Did you guys burn my Dior bag?
13:35My ostrich bag.
13:37Oh, my God.
13:38Baby G, the last time I saw her, literally, she was still in her preemie.
13:42She was, like, four pounds, like, a little pure bones.
13:45No, now she's, like, 90th percentile waist.
13:47She's, like, a little pudsicle.
13:50Doesn't she look like my dad?
13:52Something about her really reminds me of him.
13:54That was a blessing in disguise, right?
13:56It was a year in October.
13:59Everything about that was, like, a nightmare.
14:01So, remember, she came, what was it, six or seven weeks, clearly.
14:04She was in the NICU for ten days.
14:06It was just...
14:07Then I had to leave the hospital.
14:08She stayed behind because she wasn't breathing well, and I felt guilty because I couldn't be there
14:11because I hadn't seen Grayson for almost, like, a week.
14:14It was a s*** show.
14:14It was a s*** show.
14:15Nicole has gone through a lot, you know, I mean, the sudden passing of her father.
14:19I want to extend all of our condolences.
14:21Your father passed away quite unexpectedly.
14:25Very unexpectedly.
14:26It's very serendipitous, right?
14:28Yeah.
14:29God give it and God take it away.
14:31It's a full circle.
14:32And I know that she's still going through postpartum, this emotional rollercoaster.
14:36So I just want to support her and let her take it easy.
14:39It's about her right now and her getting back to who she is.
14:41Cheers.
14:42I miss you.
14:43God, I love you.
14:44It's because I'm trying to get her to get her groove back just like I am trying to.
14:47Thank you so much.
14:48It's amazing.
14:49Wow.
14:49I'm excited to meet Stephanie.
14:51The fact that she actually dated a few years ago, whatever.
14:53Isn't that crazy?
14:55Wild.
14:55The world is this big.
14:56I know.
14:56Speaking of which.
14:57I feel like we would get along.
15:00Sure.
15:00We speak all the time, so hold on.
15:01You know, listen, there have to be some similarities if the same man liked us both.
15:04And let me tell you, Anthony's piggy as s***.
15:06But, you know, she's petite.
15:08You petite.
15:08You got body.
15:09She got body.
15:09She got a plane.
15:10You got a plane.
15:11We like that.
15:12Bitch, yes.
15:13I love it.
15:13Yo, yo, yo.
15:15I want to do a quick hi and bye intro.
15:18Hi.
15:19Here, take it, take it.
15:20Oh, my gosh.
15:20How are you?
15:21You know, I'm a blonde.
15:22But then I was like, it's so damaging.
15:24It's so much.
15:25I was going to go red, but isn't that a lot of work?
15:27Like, to keep it red?
15:29I will die if you go red.
15:31We're going to be like 20.
15:32No, definitely not now.
15:34Stay blocked.
15:35Nicole's fabulous.
15:36Clearly, we have to have some similar traits.
15:38When I dated Anthony 20 years ago, you could tell that he was going to go far in life.
15:44I mean, nobody's really comparing private jets around here, but I'm just saying, mine's
15:50kind of big.
15:52Er.
15:54Bye.
15:55Bye.
15:56That was cute.
15:57Sweet.
15:58It's funny because when I saw her hanging out with the group, my initial thought was like,
16:02ooh, I don't think she's going to get along with Alexia because, you know, there's like
16:05the alpha competition and like, if you don't bend the knee, like, she doesn't do well.
16:10And Stephanie doesn't strike me as a knee bender.
16:11Oh, no.
16:12And the party that you were supposed to go to, I put the text message up.
16:15I redacted the names.
16:16It is necessary for me to set the record straight.
16:23Julia got embarrassed.
16:24And so they walked out.
16:25Stephanie wanted to go back in to hear what I had to say about what happened.
16:30They were like, oh, you're such a kiss-ass.
16:32And you want to go in there and kiss Gertie's ass and you do that.
16:35There are these blind alliances, right?
16:37And I don't understand that because if I'm someone's friend, I will hear your story and
16:41be like, you know what, Gertie, that was wrong.
16:43Like, you know what?
16:43Maybe you shouldn't have said that.
16:46And I told you after you made the comment about the facelift, you got a facelift while
16:50Martina was in New York and his team woke.
16:52I told you, I was like, oof, that was tough, girl.
16:55I don't know that I would have gone there.
16:57That's what friends do.
16:58We're honest with each other.
16:59I tell you if I think you stepped out of line, but these girls, nope.
17:01They're like horses with those things on.
17:03But they're blinders with, you know, when they want to be.
17:06Am I proud of the way that I acted at my party?
17:08Would I have done this as a first choice option?
17:10Of course not.
17:11The fact is that I tried every other way with everyone to try to get them to really
17:15listen to me.
17:16They pretended to, right?
17:18But there was already a predetermined notion of who's in the right and who's in the wrong.
17:22And that's the reason why I was pushed to where I went.
17:25I just don't understand what happened.
17:27We were all really good friends.
17:29Remember the day after your surgery, we picked up smoothies and Julia and I went to visit
17:32you.
17:33We sat in your bed.
17:35Friend voices, I hear.
17:37Julia Bracken.
17:38Hi.
17:38I feel like there's been a big shift in Julia because I never even see Julia hanging out
17:46with Adriana anymore.
17:47Like, I see.
17:47We saw this over the summer.
17:49You and I were kind of like, what's going on there?
17:50Like, she's been really into Marisol and that's fine.
17:53But not at the detriment of folks.
17:54You know what it gives?
17:55It's getting thirsty.
17:55You know in middle school, that new girl that comes in that really doesn't have any friends,
18:00so she kind of makes up friends with whoever, and then they become like friends, but then
18:05all of a sudden she discovers the cool people, or what she thinks is like the cool people.
18:08The pick-me girl, that's what I call her.
18:09And she like, leaves the other friends.
18:11Yeah.
18:11What would it take for you to come back to our group?
18:15Oh my God.
18:39It's such a beautiful day.
18:40I cannot wait.
18:41Hi.
18:43I'm Kiki.
18:43It's nice to meet you.
18:44Very nice to meet you.
18:45You're so pretty.
18:45Oh, thank you, babe.
18:46Girl, I am.
18:47I can step on the stairs.
18:48Woo.
18:49Oh my goodness.
18:51For someone who loves yacht life, I don't know how to swim.
18:58Hello.
18:58Guys, my dress is kind of long.
19:00Hey, guys.
19:01There you go.
19:01Welcome aboard.
19:02How are you?
19:02Welcome aboard.
19:03Nice to meet you guys.
19:04So this is our Astonish, our 94-foot San Lorenzo.
19:07I love it.
19:08It's beautiful.
19:09When you think of Miami yachts, you think of luxury, the lifestyle.
19:18Hey.
19:20And this is the master where all the magic happens.
19:23This is where I'm going to be humping myself.
19:25Being on a yacht is super fun because you don't have to do anything.
19:29There's crew, jet skis, and champagne at all times.
19:34Hello.
19:35This one's very heavy.
19:36How's my mixers?
19:40Hello.
19:43Is that Ebony here?
19:44Yeah.
19:47Ebony, I've known for years and years and years.
19:49And also, she knows Kiki.
19:51She knows Gertie.
19:52Oh my gosh.
19:54And she's just been a great friend.
19:57She always has my back.
19:57Hello, Adriana.
20:00Hi, girls.
20:04Hi.
20:04Hi.
20:05Hey.
20:06Hi.
20:07Welcome home.
20:08I know.
20:09Welcome home.
20:10Welcome home.
20:10I know it's going to be a fun, great weekend.
20:13I'm so excited.
20:15I totally need this.
20:17Hi.
20:18Hi.
20:18No hard feelings, but I'd probably rather not be on the boat with Stephanie.
20:23Hi.
20:23Hey.
20:25Hey.
20:25Hey.
20:26The loud one.
20:27I don't know.
20:28Is it too soon to throw someone underboard?
20:31Overboard, not underboard.
20:34Where's it going?
20:36We're just over there.
20:36Cocktails.
20:37We just found out you're not staying with us.
20:39No.
20:40Okay.
20:41I'm going to go on a little quick trip to Canada with my hubby.
20:46That's nice.
20:47What's in Canada, though?
20:47Why'd you be there?
20:48We have a home there, and we love it.
20:49He sent me these flowers with a note before Larsa told me about it.
20:52He does that?
20:53Yeah.
20:55It's always that we can go at rest.
20:57Over here, Jess.
20:57It is up here.
20:58She can go have some fun with Masood.
21:00You know, I think that that's what she should do.
21:02Yeah.
21:03At one point, we're going to tie both of the yachts together.
21:06And then Gertie will drain us on Larsa's yacht for dinner.
21:10Yeah.
21:10But it's unfortunate that we had to split the group.
21:13Larsa and I, we were actually fighting on who gets on whose yacht.
21:17But then Marisol said she didn't want to be on the same yacht with you.
21:21Me?
21:22It would be a nightmare.
21:24Why?
21:24So she decided she would rather split room with Alexia on the other yacht.
21:29I thought we were good.
21:30No, I don't want to be on Kiki's boat with Adriana there.
21:32I would have to look at the face, get the digs, the comments.
21:36I want to have a good time.
21:37Totally.
21:37I mean, I totally understand Marisol because if I would have been put on Kiki's boat with
21:41Gertie there, I would have said, I'm sorry, guys.
21:43How sick was that?
21:44That was awful.
21:45I'm sorry.
21:45I was waiting for the bucket of blood to fall.
21:47But it was like a horror movie.
21:49Wait, Gertie is coming later.
21:51I'm not looking for joint dinner tonight with everybody.
21:54So how long are we going to be here?
21:56We're going to be ready to go.
21:57I guess this is.
21:57Ready to go?
21:59Yeah.
22:00No, no, no.
22:00I have a little boat that's coming.
22:02Oh, okay.
22:03Yeah.
22:04You know what the problem with Marisol?
22:05She has no empathy with her dry, bony, shriveled up, dry ass.
22:12Hi, Daddy.
22:14You want to come aboard?
22:15You are so hot.
22:16There's a party here tonight.
22:18A party for three.
22:19Au revoir.
22:19Cheers, guys.
22:29Hopefully we make good memories.
22:32Is that the mean girl's boat?
22:34The problem with Marisol, she has zero talents.
22:36Zero, zero talent.
22:40We didn't have to take this away from this.
22:41I'm sorry.
22:42It's the truth.
22:44Does this have a stabilizer?
22:46Of course it has a stabilizer.
22:47Well, this is not very stabilizing.
22:52I'm dolphin!
22:53Woo!
22:54Hello!
22:55You know sometimes they try to rape you?
22:57I heard about that.
22:59Dolphin rape is a serious thing.
23:05I'm drunk already.
23:06I better eat.
23:07But Marisol, the ringleader, with her damn dry knees, does not allow people to make their own penis.
23:13Maybe it was a bad idea to tell Adriana why Marisol didn't want to come on my yacht.
23:19She's manipulative and she's cunning.
23:21The fake Birkin bags and the cubic zirconia rings will not absolve you from the evilness of your soul.
23:34This is so pretty.
23:36Oh my God.
23:37Oh my God.
23:37I love this.
23:39I think we're next to the girls.
23:42And more champagne.
23:43Are you guys cool now?
23:45We've always been cool.
23:47We've always been cool.
23:48But I don't like that you said that I bark.
23:50You did.
23:51Because I still don't.
23:51You do.
23:52Well, so do you.
23:53And you're like a chihuahua.
23:53But you barked at me first.
23:55I'm like a Rottweiler.
23:57Really?
23:57Yeah.
24:00I'm more like a wolf.
24:01I'm more like a lion.
24:03What about...
24:03Well, the wolf's don't bark.
24:05Hello!
24:06Hey!
24:08Steph!
24:09Tingo!
24:10You all look so cute!
24:11You look so cute!
24:12You look like a pin-up!
24:14So cute!
24:14She does.
24:15She looks like a pin-up.
24:15What up, bitches!
24:18Hi, please.
24:20Thank God I'm not on that boat.
24:22Steph, you're in the wrong boat!
24:24Okay, loco.
24:26We came to have fun.
24:27Cheers.
24:28Cheers.
24:28It's okay.
24:29You're on the boat.
24:29Did you get it?
24:30Yeah.
24:31You're the one that induces the craziness.
24:33You see?
24:34She doesn't stop.
24:35She doesn't stop.
24:36That's why I'm not on that boat.
24:39I know!
24:39I hurt!
24:41I hurt!
24:41I hurt!
24:42You don't know how to be nice!
24:46Wait, we're not even...
24:47You don't know how to stop manipulating everybody!
24:49Oh, my God!
24:59Marisol, you're the one that induces the craziness.
25:03You see?
25:03She doesn't stop.
25:04She doesn't stop.
25:06That's why I'm not on that boat.
25:08I know!
25:08Because you're a f***er!
25:09You never shut up!
25:11You never shut up!
25:12You never shut up!
25:12You don't know how to be nice, man.
25:14You don't know how to be nice!
25:15Wait, we're not even...
25:16You don't know how to stop manipulating everybody!
25:19F*** off, you old whore!
25:20I don't know what got into Adriana.
25:25Adriana is a not fun drunk.
25:28Not like Marisol.
25:30Adriana just turns nasty.
25:32Someone needs to give her a biscuit or something to sober her.
25:35Drinking is actually f***ing poison.
25:37It is.
25:38It's poison.
25:39That's why I stopped drinking except for today.
25:41Stephanie, your tender's ready whenever you are.
25:46Vamos para acá.
25:47Let's get a little shade over here.
25:49They lured my best friend in there because she's trying to be with the cool girls.
25:57Sanmure, it's constant.
25:58No para conmigo.
26:00One day she's gonna realize they're not cool girls.
26:03They're like mean cougars.
26:06Before I go, I just want to say that I truly hope that you guys have a great time and there's
26:12no arguing for once.
26:13You're bony knees because they need it.
26:17Your wrinkled knees.
26:21This bony ass got three husbands.
26:24She can help herself.
26:25She sees me and something sets her off.
26:28She was an asshole on the bus to the narcissist party and she kept snapping at me.
26:32And you go under the belt and you do your little thing under the belt.
26:35But it feels good when I rub under the belt.
26:38But that's not how I roll.
26:40I go right in your face and I talk to you.
26:42Okay.
26:43All right.
26:43She's an asshole.
26:44That's my answer about Adriana every time.
26:47Take it to the bank.
26:49Bye.
26:50Bye.
26:50Oh, take me to my husband.
26:53Take me to my husband.
26:55Ladies.
26:56We have the jet skis prepared for you.
26:57Ready for the jet ski?
26:59Yeah.
26:59That's why I like helping.
27:09I've touched it.
27:10I've squeezed it.
27:11And I've gone back for seconds and thirds because it's so delicious and fluffy.
27:15Alexi, you're getting all of it?
27:16Yeah.
27:17I'll get on with him.
27:18And there's no cellulite.
27:20That thing is perfection.
27:22No wonder she gets all those hot boys.
27:29It's like we're James Bond.
27:36Okay.
27:38Let's go James Bond style.
27:40Phew.
27:41Wow, Lisa.
27:52What are we doing?
27:53We're shooting those out of girls.
27:54We're going to break them.
27:59We're really good drivers, Alexia.
28:01Yeah, we did pretty good.
28:02We did pretty good.
28:03Permission to come aboard.
28:04Do not tell anybody that we're coming.
28:07Do not say anyone that we're going that way.
28:08Okay.
28:09Here, that's what it's going to tell you.
28:10What would your Bond girl name be?
28:13A Bond girl name is usually like a foreign name, right?
28:16Pussy galore.
28:17What?
28:18That's a stripper name.
28:20You can call me Sasha Succulent.
28:23Because her name sounds like she do suck.
28:27Lisa Nockstein knocking the man with one glance.
28:35Oh my God!
28:38Oh my God!
28:38Oh my God!
28:40Oh my God!
28:41Oh my God!
28:42Oh my God!
28:43Oh my God!
28:44Oh my God!
28:45You're making me wet!
28:46Oh my God!
28:47Stop making you wet!
28:48Oh my God!
28:49That's Adriana!
28:50Torturing me!
28:51Stop!
28:52It's not funny!
28:53God!
28:54Good job!
28:55Jesus!
28:56You're so good!
28:57Yeah, but you're so good!
28:58And you're so good!
28:59I'm so good!
29:03You're so good!
29:04You're so good!
29:05You're so good!
29:06There's no doubts about it.
29:08Have a sense of humor!
29:10How is this?
29:11I'm gonna just stop.
29:13We were just trying to lighten the mood, you know.
29:15Yeah!
29:16Is it funny?
29:17It's funny from some people, not others.
29:19Why?
29:19Because you have like a vendetta against me.
29:22So whatever I do is never funny to you.
29:23Can we have drinks first, please?
29:25Yeah, we're being so bored.
29:26Okay.
29:27Oh, oh, oh!
29:28I used to be really good at that game of the carnival!
29:32Adriana's ready!
29:34Oh my God, she's, oh my!
29:37Cut, cut.
29:40No more drinks for her.
29:42Listen, now I know how she pays her mortgage.
29:48What happened to Stephanie?
29:49She went to Canada, actually.
29:54What a dream.
29:55I would've chose Canada too.
29:56Well, you guys, it's 4.30, we have an hour,
29:58but we're gonna come back here for dinner.
30:00So we have an hour if you guys wanna change.
30:02I'm going inside.
30:03Okay, that's perfect.
30:04It's blended.
30:05Perfect.
30:08Oh my God, it's so much sun.
30:10Shade break.
30:12Why are we so apart from each other?
30:16Oh yeah.
30:17Look, good question.
30:19Out of curiosity.
30:21Yeah.
30:21Why did the other night at Gertie's event, you did not go back with me and stay behind?
30:32I'm gonna go.
30:33Try to talk to her.
30:34I know, I don't want to talk to her.
30:36That was disgusting.
30:37I just don't under, what was this?
30:39Because somebody, somebody needs to mediate.
30:42What Gertie did was wrong.
30:43Somebody needs to...
30:44What Gertie did was wrong.
30:45She, it was wrong.
30:46I'm not condoning it.
30:47Who is gonna be back to bring some kind of sense between the true your life?
30:51Why do you have to bring back?
30:52Gertie has to do it herself.
30:53Sometimes.
30:54Sometimes.
30:55Why did you talk to Alex and Marisol when they call me a liar in New York?
30:58Because you were friends for years, Adriana.
31:00And you sat there and did nothing in my response.
31:02In my defense.
31:03Because you were friends for years.
31:04I needed to listen to the point of view.
31:06I needed to understand where they're coming from and understand.
31:09That was the same thing I did, baby.
31:10And it was...
31:11The same thing I was doing.
31:12Julia started this when the whole water-throwing happened.
31:18Gertie planned this whole event, how perverted and deranged.
31:22To me, putting receipts on a wall is more benign than throwing a glass of water on somebody's
31:29face.
31:30But God forbid Julia gets called out about anything.
31:32But what now?
31:34From now on, what?
31:35Gertie's coming in a few hours.
31:37You know how she is.
31:38She probably will throw some pics at me.
31:41Will you hold her accountable?
31:43Oh my God, it looks like a vagina.
32:01Oh my God, seriously.
32:03Sorry, it kind of does.
32:04Hello.
32:05Mackey.
32:06Well, you got the glitter, Simon.
32:10Kiki, the food is so amazing.
32:11Good evening.
32:12Good evening.
32:13Hi.
32:14Sorry.
32:15Good evening.
32:16Good evening.
32:17The food is so good, Kiki.
32:18I picked the chef.
32:19Thank you so much.
32:20It shows.
32:21This is my favorite meal right here.
32:22Legume.
32:23It's a stew.
32:24It's so good.
32:25I wanted to hand pick every single dish so you girls can have a little piece, a little
32:40taste of Haiti, which is part of our culture.
32:43Mm-hmm.
32:44Gertie's here.
32:46I'm so happy that she's...
32:49You're not a liar.
32:50I'll give you that.
32:51I know.
32:52Can you have some fun?
32:53Mm-hmm.
32:54This is silly.
32:55We're on a yacht.
32:56Can you have some fun?
32:57Everyone needs to lighten up.
32:58Mm-hmm.
32:59I think somebody has to do something.
33:00You guys, I think we should do a little exercise.
33:02We should do something.
33:03Can you have some fun?
33:04Everyone needs to lighten up.
33:05Mm-hmm.
33:06I think somebody has to do something.
33:07You guys, I think we should do a little exercise.
33:11We should go around and we should say positive things that we like about each other.
33:17Okay.
33:18Adriana and Marisol.
33:20Yeah, I got it.
33:22Um, I like her fashion sense.
33:25And I like that she's loyal to Alexia, like nobody's business.
33:28Yes.
33:29Aw.
33:30Okay.
33:31Good things, Marisol.
33:32Yes.
33:33I'm gonna try here.
33:35Um...
33:36She's gonna gag.
33:37No, I'm trying...
33:38I'm really, like, um...
33:39Your ex-boyfriend, he hit me up and said, I'd like to take you out to dinner.
33:43I'm no longer afraid of your poison.
33:48Go get plastic surgery on your bony wrinkled knees.
33:55Um, I think it's really cool that you play the piano.
33:59I wish I could play the piano.
34:01Yeah, nice and funny.
34:02Yeah, it's really nice.
34:04Proud of you both.
34:05Okay, who else?
34:06Good fun.
34:07I would love to hear Gertia and Julia.
34:12You guys had some issues.
34:14Let's forget about those for now.
34:16Yeah.
34:17And what do you admire about Julia?
34:20You have a compassionate heart.
34:22Um, and it shows in everything that you do from embracing of these two new children in your life and making them your own and giving them the most amazing future.
34:28I like it.
34:29I love it.
34:30I love it.
34:31Yeah.
34:32You know how to throw fabulous parties.
34:35Well, I also appreciate how you honestly share your emotions and without any...
34:41Um, I cannot hide my emotions.
34:47I'm like the worst actress in the world.
34:53But I thought after we saw each other and we had that conversation, how we will move forward.
34:58We share the same desire to move forward.
35:01Yes.
35:02You know what?
35:03If somebody in our group will ask me, how did it go?
35:08It's between you and I.
35:10I honestly thought we did move forward and I got hurt again.
35:13When somebody calls you horrible names and it's kind of stick in your head, but you want to move past it, how do you forget it?
35:20I asked Daniel that question because he was there to help us.
35:24It was a perspective that you had that I took a different way and I just felt that I had to react in such a manner that I may not have been, you know, amicable towards you.
35:37I have a question for you.
35:38Yes, go ahead.
35:39Like, why did you do that at your event?
35:41Nobody here thinks what you did was okay.
35:43Nobody thinks it.
35:44Really?
35:45Nobody thinks it.
35:46And I'm not here to take accountability and counsel about who thinks it was, right?
35:48I know, but do you care about...
35:49Right?
35:50But do you care about...
35:51How is it affecting you is my question.
35:53I'm not saying sorry for it.
35:56This feeling has happened to me before, of course.
35:58I mean, listen, I was this tall, age nine.
36:01They made fun of my name and I was isolated up to an area where the kids who didn't speak English went.
36:08Definitely affecting how I get triggered.
36:10The way I came to this country, you know, there's a sense of isolation and abandonment.
36:16But you know what?
36:17I am not interested in kissing anyone's ass.
36:20I am a lonely lioness, not a following sheep.
36:23It was a reaction to what I felt was a betrayal again.
36:26Well, that's the only thing.
36:27Who do I owe an apology to?
36:29I did it and that's what it is.
36:30You walked out like it was a dick pic.
36:32It was like, oh my God, a dick pic!
36:34I'd rather a dick pic any day.
36:35She could have done a whole collage of dick pics and I wouldn't have been offended.
36:39I don't even know how she's making a comparison with a dick pic versus the humiliation text that she put for Julia.
36:47This is not healthy.
36:49I didn't have a chance to at all for all these months leading up to me being back in the group to express myself.
36:54You included all of us when you did it in front of all of us.
36:57She also assaulted and screeched on the top of her lungs at your wedding.
37:02Somebody open this wine?
37:08I needed somebody to open the wine.
37:10Where are you, Adriana?
37:11At the bar.
37:12It's a bigger priority for Adriana right now to open a bottle of wine than defend me.
37:17I understand your friendship with her and it's remarkable that you really run deep with her.
37:21It's fine.
37:22You won't listen to my side of the story.
37:24No, Gertie, it's not like that.
37:25Did you read the text message?
37:26Gertie, we're very fair.
37:27Did you read it?
37:28No, of course not.
37:30Did you even read the text?
37:33No, I still have no idea what this text was about.
37:36Would you like to read them?
37:37There's 500 messages, okay.
37:39Hi babe, you good?
37:41A lot of babes in here. Babe, babe, babe.
37:43Like I don't see anything that says bitch.
37:46I don't feel like these text messages should be released to strangers because I know both these parties and I don't care.
37:53But that was like a sabotage booby trap.
37:56That's really nasty and calculated.
37:58Sorry.
37:59We're all trying to be friends and support each other and love each other.
38:02How is that deterring from anything between you and me?
38:04Because the way that you did doesn't feel like you care about any of us.
38:07You could do the same thing to me, Gertie.
38:08But she could throw water at you too.
38:10So what about it?
38:11I don't know.
38:12That was never cool.
38:13We never said it was cool.
38:14So the question is, I guess, do you want to have a private conversation?
38:18Because if you need time to move forward about something that you're stuck on, then we need to deliberate more.
38:23Absolutely, yes.
38:24We should have a conversation in private.
38:26Yes.
38:27I think now the feelings are too raw.
38:29I think we should just give it some time and then absolutely have a conversation like two adults who are trying to move forward.
38:35Absolutely.
38:36We should have a conversation in private.
38:37It shouldn't be.
38:46You're having a vibrator.
38:50Take care.
38:51It's here.
38:52Right.
38:53I don't know.
38:54It's here.
38:56I don't know.
38:57I don't know.
38:58I'm not.
38:59It's here.
39:00So here.
39:01It's here.
39:05It's here.
39:10Ready?
39:11Yeah.
39:12Are you here?
39:13Hey.
39:14I hope you slept good.
39:15Oh, my God, I did, actually.
39:17Let's go upstairs.
39:18I want some coffee.
39:18I want OJ.
39:19I need drinks, yeah.
39:20Where's Adriana?
39:25Do you remember how much of yesterday?
39:28You had a cute drink.
39:30All I had was one.
39:34One ball of champagne.
39:35I'm not feeling so proud after that drunken escapade in the yacht,
39:45and I feel like I could have not let the alcohol speak.
39:49I'm hoping for a better outcome of a next day.
40:00How are you, Steve?
40:01You all right?
40:02Stop talking about me.
40:04Hey, your outfit is so cute.
40:06Should I call Stephanie?
40:07Yeah.
40:10I bet the weather's delicious in Canada.
40:12Nice, cool weather.
40:14No, I don't want cool.
40:14Where is she coming back?
40:15I like cold weather.
40:17Good morning.
40:19What are you doing?
40:20We are just about to have coffee and breakfast.
40:24Say hi.
40:24Good morning.
40:26When are you back?
40:26I'll be back in a couple hours.
40:28Oh, okay.
40:29It was date night in another country.
40:30It was very quick.
40:30Oh, so cute.
40:32I missed you guys.
40:33Did you guys have fun?
40:35Yeah, it was great.
40:36We had so much fun.
40:37Yeah.
40:38Jolie, get it.
40:38Oh, here.
40:39All right.
40:39Don't ask me why.
40:45I need a fresh cock.
40:47What about you?
40:48I love without you.
40:49You're not going to find anything.
40:50No, the kind I make with such a bitch.
40:53Well, hold on.
40:53Where was the Rottweiler?
40:54Did she like bark?
40:56Oh, that's you, you Stephanie.
40:59Wait, you told me yesterday I was a Chihuahua
41:01and you were the Rottweiler.
41:03You're like a Chihuahua.
41:04But you barked at me first.
41:04You barked at me first.
41:05I'm like a Rottweiler.
41:07Really?
41:07Yeah.
41:08Well, that's not nice.
41:09Right, well, I have a name, my name's Alexia.
41:12It is way too early in the morning
41:14for Alexia to be this upset.
41:16It was a joke.
41:17I'm going to answer the phone with Kiki.
41:19Obviously, I'm joking too.
41:21Okay.
41:21Okay.
41:22We had a late night, clearly.
41:24We had a late night.
41:25She is a Rottweiler.
41:27That's what she called herself.
41:28I didn't come up with that nickname.
41:29She came up with the nickname herself.
41:31Does she have amnesia?
41:32She called herself a Rottweiler.
41:35I was just going with it.
41:36Oh, okay.
41:37Yeah, super funny, Stephanie.
41:38Super funny.
41:39We need coffee.
41:40I'll call you in a little bit.
41:41Love you, bye.
41:42Okay, love you.
41:43Bye.
41:45Okay, what the was that?
41:46I didn't even know she was talking about.
41:47I was like, who's the Rottweiler?
41:49Don't fuck with me, because I'm not, I mean, just, we said that playful, and she knows
41:52it, and now she's going to call me a Rottweiler.
41:54I'm like, no, fuck you.
41:55You can't call me a Rottweiler.
41:56Like, aren't you happy?
41:57Aren't you in Montreal, in your jet, with your perfect husband and your perfect life?
42:02Why the fuck do you have to be so mean?
42:04Stephanie was totally joking.
42:06I just feel like people in this group were just jealous.
42:09I'm already bothered about this, girl.
42:10Yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:11Bitch, you.
42:12Like, honestly.
42:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:14Okay, I'm going to get my stuff here.
42:15Like, I'm out of here.
42:16Next time on The Real Housewives of Miami.
42:17You try really hard to be like, I'm the queen, you're the chihuahua.
42:22But you're coming into the group trying to, like, bring down the queen because you think
42:25I'm the queen.
42:26The people who are around me the most right now are not that supportive.
42:31Marisol had an idea.
42:34We take a girls trip to Seville.
42:37Would you like to come?
42:38Yes.
42:39That was a direct yes.
42:40I'm going to take my airplane, but I want to know who else to do the fight.
42:44I felt cornered.
42:45No one believes me.
42:46They fighting?
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