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The Valley Season 2 Episode 16
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00:00Coming up on the three-part Valley reunion. Thank you. Ready for this? Nervous? I'm everything.
00:11Derby day. Bye guys. Love you. Smells like burnt hair in here. Hello? No, I'm at the Valley
00:19reunion. It's gonna be great. What's up, Andy? How you doing? I think I'm gonna lose a nipple today.
00:24No one told me when mine was out. Wow, you already have makeup on. I know. How have you got seen? You know who yet? No.
00:33You alright? We're ready to go to war. I'm a nervous wreck. I'm hopefully gonna be seated in the back so that nobody talks to me.
00:43No, you're not. See how it's falling? I want that. Oh, you want it? Yeah, yeah. Let's get into it. It's gonna be a long day.
00:51Jax, are you and Brittany gonna get a prenup? No.
00:55No, why not? Because I'm gonna be with her forever. Is she gonna be with you forever?
01:00Yeah. I would not touch that dirty dick with a 10-inch pole. It's not what you said four months ago.
01:06You knew we were filming whenever you did these things. I'm not gonna play a role. I'm not an actor.
01:11You degraded me constantly. You made me literally lose my sparkle.
01:15I want to be in love with you, but I don't know if I can.
01:23She went this way and I'm trying to make my way to her and she's going further that way.
01:27Come on. A married woman with a child asking a single guy for advice about her husband? That's wildly inappropriate.
01:34Wildly inappropriate? You told our client that you wanted to eat her out. Get that sale.
01:40Janet, you have transformed yourself. How'd you do that? Adderall and Pilates.
01:45I want to know about the gay guy that was selling Jesse money.
01:49I can tell you all about it. Were you like blowing him for money? Don't look at me.
01:53Who on this stage is still in the boys chat? You are a clown, dude. You're a total clown.
01:57Are you kidding me? You were like snake liar. They have that footage. They should show it.
02:01They will. Crazy. You're like kind of the Stassi Schroeder and you're kind of the Lala Kent and
02:05you're kind of the Sheena. Are you doing this right now? This man put me down, body shamed me.
02:11Believe it or not, I know some people think I'm not human. I'm the devil. Are you still in love with Britney?
02:15Are you still in love with Jax?
02:25Hey, everybody. Welcome to the Valley season two reunion. I'm Andy Cohen, reuniting for the
02:31first time with the stars of everyone's favorite SoCal soap opera. Wow. This is going to be fun.
02:40Brittany, great to see you. You too.
02:42Will tonight be the longest time that you've spent with Jax in the last year?
02:47Yes. Wow. Jax, how does it feel to be wearing clothes that aren't merch from your bar?
02:54Is that a conscious decision on your part? Yeah, you got to support the bar.
02:58Okay. Michelle, I heard you moved in with your boyfriend, Erin. How's it going?
03:02Amazing. Good.
03:04We have Isabella 50% of the time and she really is happy. Excellent. That's not true.
03:11Uh, hey, Jesse. Hi. We saw you in your tighty-whities this season. I've since ordered new underwear.
03:18Zach told me they're a little too baggy. Droopy drawers. So, yeah. What's going on?
03:22High cut brief now. Calvin's obviously. Very good. Hi, Kristen. Hi. You look so beautiful.
03:28Pregnant? Thank you. Thank you. How far along are you?
03:3133 weeks and three days. Wow. Don't stress me out. My water could break. Okay.
03:37How are you feeling about being here, Luke? Good. Actually, I'm feeling a little
03:40unprepared because we don't have a go bag for the hospital with us. No, we don't.
03:44Nia, you and Danny went for it. We went for it. Number four.
03:49Baby number four will be here soon. Yes. How far along are you?
03:53I'm almost 34 weeks. Congratulations. Wow. Danny, how many times are we going to hear
03:57you say four under four? Four under four. Quite a bit. Quite a bit. Yeah.
04:02Zach, how did Benji enjoy your scrotox? Um, I thought he would have noticed it more,
04:08but apparently he didn't. Okay. Hi, Jasmine. Hi. You're engaged. Yes. Congratulations.
04:14Thank you. When is the big date? Uh, next summer. Love a long engagement. Hi, Janet. Hi.
04:20You have transformed yourself. Lost a lot of baby weight. How'd you do that? Adderall and Pilates.
04:26That's really nice. Hey, Jason. Hey, Eddie. You wearing your wedding ring today?
04:33I'm wearing my wedding ring. Excellent. Yes. I want to dive in. Uh, you know, Kristen,
04:39you have called yourself an empath. I have to say you may have been the voice of reason this season.
04:47Who would have thunk? How does that feel? I had one moment that I was not proud of. Okay.
04:53So if I can just start this off with an apology to Janet for just the crap that was flying out of my
05:00mouth about like, beat your ass or knock you out. I've never been so mad. Don't make me knock your
05:06ass out. Knock me out, Kristen. Knock me out. You're a f***ing pant, bitch.
05:10I would never ever. And that was just so not my best moment. And also calling you a whore,
05:17because that's just obviously not true. Um, but the decibels of my voice, that high-pitched
05:22screaming. I looked at Luke right after we watched it and I said, was that crazy? And he goes, yeah,
05:26kinda. Right. I was like, thank you for your honesty. Okay. Note to self. So. Okay.
05:30I appreciate the apology. That's a good way to start. Well, I wonder, you know, Jackson, Brittany,
05:35um, what is the status of your divorce? Hopefully it's happening soon. He called me the other day
05:42and said that he didn't know if he was going to get kicked off the show. So he was prolonging it
05:47in case he needed to get alimony from me. That's somewhat true. Don't act like you didn't say that to
05:57me. Then we'll agree with you what you said. See? All right. Um, Jesse and Michelle,
06:06what are your goals for tonight? Anything? The more you're shaking. You should.
06:11Well, you know, I think there was this, you know, constant battle of who's going to win,
06:16who's going to win. I never was trying to win. There's no winning with you. Well,
06:20you were trying. No, I wasn't. Let's be honest. You were trying to win.
06:24When what? Um, well, a lot happened this season on the Valley. It was full of high highs and
06:32dramatic lows. It was divorce, dysfunction, but also a surprise engagement and two new babies
06:40on the way. Through everything, this group faced it all together. And I want to start by talking
06:46about the two new additions to the family that are going to be here soon. Kristen, we followed along
06:52with your struggles in your fertility journey. Tell me about the experience of being pregnant
06:57now that you're about to have your first baby. Well, now that I'm near the end, I'm like,
07:01it's going to be so strange to not be pregnant. I feel like I've been pregnant forever. But watching
07:06back the episodes, it was really difficult, like seeing how distraught we were. Yeah. And then I just
07:13feel so lucky. How soon after the show wrapped, did you find out that you were pregnant? Two weeks
07:19later? That sounds about right. Yeah. About two weeks later. That's great. Luke,
07:24how have Kristen's moods been? Better now. First trimester wasn't fun. Second trimester was
07:32hell. Was pretty okay. And now she's just in a lot of pain. And, uh, we had like a good 10 weeks,
07:38like 20 to 30 weeks. I was just like, well, life is great. Baby's kicking. Yes. So in the end,
07:44what was it that, that you think helped you get pregnant? The hormones for sure. And then the
07:50decision to do IUI came really at the last minute. It was just like an extra 10% chance that would help
07:56us. So we decided let's, why not? You have a wedding to plan as well. Where are we with that?
08:02She doesn't ever talk about it, honestly. She hates stuff like that. Not till after the baby.
08:08Yeah. Well, if we want to enjoy being engaged too, we haven't gotten to do that. Right. Janet,
08:13you and Kristen have obviously had your ups and downs. How's she going to do as a mom?
08:17I think she's going to be a great mom. She's the best dog mom in the world. And that I think is the
08:21first big test, you know, of taking care of something and loving something. And I think she's
08:25going to do a great job. Thank you. Well, there must have been something in the water in the valley
08:30that week because just as Kristen and Luke were conceiving, their fertile friends, Danny and Nia,
08:36were getting pregnant with baby number four. What? Nia, this is your third pregnancy.
08:43How has the third time been for you? My second pregnancy had so many complications and so many
08:48scares that this, in comparison, is just very peaceful. And I'm grateful because I get to enjoy
08:55it. And it's the last one instead of having all the ups and downs like I did before.
08:58Danny, we heard you complain a lot about how little sleep you were getting with the three
09:05kids. Yes.
09:06Why do this to yourself? Why put yourself through it?
09:10I didn't. She leg locked me.
09:11That's a joke, by the way.
09:13She's a fourth degree black belt.
09:15Is a vasectomy in your future? Or are you going to go for five under five?
09:20I was just going to say, if anybody else wants you guys, want to be a part of a vasectomy.
09:25Jack's definitely needs more. Danny and I are going to hold hands.
09:27You wouldn't even do scrotox with me. I'm not going to do a vasectomy with you.
09:30We're going to hold hands and go together. Do you want to get a vasectomy?
09:33Oh yeah. You do.
09:33Yeah. Really? He's going to have 20 baby mamas if he doesn't.
09:38Do you use birth control? Yeah. Do I use birth control?
09:41Yeah. Condoms are birth control.
09:44They're called. Oh, I'm not really.
09:46He's like, what's a condom? He's disgusting.
09:49I would not touch that dirty dick with a 10-inch pole.
09:53Okay. That's not what you said four months ago when we were out at the aquarium and you're like,
09:58do you think we should hook up one more time? You said that at Hooters four months ago.
10:02Doubtful.
10:04You were drunk too.
10:05But now that I know everything that you've done and everything you've got going on down there,
10:08there's no possible way to touch you. You literally hooked up with a guy who was
10:10hooked up with porn stars. You did it too. You're with only brand models and porn stars yourself.
10:15The condoms all over the floor. Hey, at least I use them.
10:18Amen. Safe sex.
10:20Coming up next. My life is a mess. I spoke to my attorney.
10:29Wait, aren't you representing yourself?
10:31Yeah. So you spoke to yourself?
10:33You spoke to yourself.
10:38Even Jax is saying it. What?
10:40Janet looks great. Yeah.
10:41Babe. You look amazing.
10:42If you count the baby, I lost 70 pounds.
10:45That's amazing. I put on 35, so.
10:47Look at Andy.
10:49Three, five, four, three, five, two, one.
10:53Welcome back to the Valley season two reunion.
10:56Kristen, have you and Nia bonded a lot during your pregnancies?
11:00Oh, yes. I don't know what I would do without her.
11:02Wow.
11:03Like from just like the fertility journey alone, which everyone got to see on the show.
11:07Yeah.
11:08Through the whole pregnancy and already she's telling me, helping me with like postpartum,
11:13giving birth, like it's the best thing I can ask for.
11:17Nia, you were really open about your struggles with postpartum depression.
11:21Are you nervous that that could be a reality for you again?
11:25No. I'm like, where's the wood to knock on?
11:28I didn't have any postpartum depression with my first pregnancy.
11:32I think it was just twins and like all the extra hormones, maybe with the second.
11:37So I'm hoping I don't have to deal with it again.
11:39But I know that's also something that's chemical and can be out of your control.
11:42But I know I have a great support system and great friends.
11:45So either way, we'll be OK.
11:46Regarding your body image, it seems like you put so much pressure on yourself
11:51and it kind of breaks my heart.
11:53My number one focus would be my breasts.
11:56They used to be beautiful and perky and great.
11:59And now I feel like they're down to my belly button.
12:01And then like my next concern is kind of my stomach.
12:07I mean, just being completely honest, like we live in L.A.
12:09I've been in the entertainment industry for quite some time, so I do still feel that pressure.
12:15And I think it's OK to want to feel good in your skin and also give yourself grace.
12:21Like I really do try to find the balance.
12:24Nia, are you planning a mommy makeover?
12:27I can't wait.
12:28I'll do it with you.
12:30I'll do it with you.
12:30OK, great.
12:31We can all go together.
12:32I'll do it with you.
12:35Michelle, seeing Kristen and Nia, is it giving you baby fever?
12:40Sometimes yes, sometimes no.
12:43I remember not sleeping and your back hurting.
12:45I don't miss that.
12:47Have you and Aaron talked about having children or getting married?
12:51He's always mentioned it and he's amazing with Isabella.
12:55He wants multiple.
12:56I said that wasn't going to happen.
12:57I said that from the beginning.
12:59But yeah, I'm open to it.
13:00Do you think you'll get engaged?
13:03There's no rush, but that's the goal.
13:07Well, this season we saw not one, but two married couples reach their breaking point
13:13and file for divorce.
13:14I want to start with Jesse and Michelle.
13:17Michelle, last season we saw your relationship on the rocks and Jesse fighting
13:21to keep the marriage together.
13:23What was the tipping point that made you leave?
13:27It was not one specific thing.
13:30It was a lot of things.
13:31It was just I was so tired of every day being the same thing with you.
13:37You're always diminishing me and putting me down.
13:40And there was so many other things.
13:43That's just the bare minimum.
13:44And I was just like, why do I want to be married to somebody that talks to me and treats me like
13:50this every single day?
13:52And finally, we had an anniversary.
13:55And I said, am I going to feel like this until the day I die?
13:59No.
13:59And so I was scared, but I asked him for a divorce.
14:05Jesse, we saw you and Michelle struggling to co-parent this season.
14:09Has it gotten any better?
14:11I think we're pretty good when it comes to decisions for Isabella.
14:15I know that she weaponizes Isabella.
14:18I weaponize Isabella.
14:20I really don't.
14:21Yeah, you do.
14:21No, I don't.
14:22Read comments online.
14:23You weaponize your daughter.
14:24No, I do not.
14:25It's not up to the commenters.
14:27I know, I get it, and I do the same.
14:29I love my daughter, and I have never used our daughter.
14:32Explain what you said to my mom.
14:34I said, if you're not going to allow Isabella to see my mom who's going to die,
14:39she will not be flying to Boston for Christmas and spending a week in Boston.
14:43Ever again.
14:45Yeah.
14:45Is how you ended it.
14:46Exactly.
14:46I would feel the same way, though.
14:47I agree.
14:48If my mom was dying, I would feel the same way.
14:50That was messed up.
14:51Find a way to have empathy for her.
14:52I know, I understand, and she knows the truth of that story.
14:56And then what happened?
14:57It worked, and that's how I have to talk to you.
14:59I have to treat you that way.
15:00But you still weaponized Isabella by using her to-
15:03Her mother was dying.
15:05I understand.
15:06The truth is, I never said she couldn't see her dying mother.
15:09She planned a trip to go to Italy with her boyfriend for two weeks.
15:13Yeah, but even before that.
15:14She wanted her sister to take the baby for a week, and then me take her for a week.
15:18I hired a behavioral therapist to teach us-
15:20We hired a behavioral therapist.
15:22Teach us how to talk about mortality with a four-year-old.
15:25Yes, and they told you that she needed to see my mom.
15:28A hundred percent.
15:29And they needed, and they had to tell you that you needed to give me grace,
15:32and you had to do all these things, which you didn't do.
15:35Okay.
15:35Michelle, what's the status of the divorce?
15:38Um, so we have a custody agreement.
15:41We've been trying to work on a settlement.
15:43I have a lawyer.
15:44He does not.
15:45It has been-
15:47You don't have a lawyer?
15:48No, it's been very expensive for me the last six months.
15:51Don't you need a lawyer?
15:52Representing himself.
15:53He represents himself, so he thinks he knows the law.
15:56I've watched Suits three times.
15:58I'm currently watching it right now.
16:00I was about to say, you watch Suits?
16:02Do you think Jesse could pass the bar?
16:03No.
16:04It should be a relatively clean divorce.
16:07There's no assets, so what's the issue?
16:09He got mad that I spent any money during marriage,
16:12so he wanted me to pay him back the money I spent during marriage.
16:16No, that's not how it went.
16:17That's actually exactly how it went.
16:19Our entire divorce, sadly, and this is what I was going to say,
16:23has become tit for tat.
16:24Sounds like it.
16:25You know, she wants me to pay her back for a Napa trip,
16:28and I want her to pay her back.
16:29I don't want you to pay anything back.
16:30Why don't you guys just call it even?
16:32Can I just say that she's been asking that?
16:34Let me just finish.
16:36Let me finish.
16:37At least say the truth when you're speaking.
16:39Andy, what I was working on this week when I got her discovery,
16:43I was like, this war of attrition is exhausting.
16:48Okay.
16:48I'm done.
16:49So I reached out to her attorney about how to move forward
16:52because I want her to move forward with Erin.
16:55My life is a mess.
16:56I want to start putting out fires where I can.
17:00Okay.
17:00I spoke to my attorney.
17:02You don't have any attorney.
17:03There's a...
17:03Wait, aren't you representing yourself?
17:05Yeah.
17:06So you spoke to yourself?
17:08No, I have a team of consultants that I work with.
17:12Is that Jason?
17:13I'm not on the team.
17:14I'm not on the team.
17:17All right.
17:18We're going to be right back.
17:19Coming up next...
17:21Jax, do you think it's going to be hard for you
17:25when Brittany starts dating a man and she introduces him to Cruz?
17:37I forgot, Jax, you were down there.
17:38You're so quiet.
17:39Well, can I run to the restroom?
17:40I'm scared.
17:40That's why.
17:44We are back.
17:46Jesse, how are things with your girlfriend in Orange County?
17:48Uh, they're good.
17:49Do you two watch Baywatch together?
17:53Uh, we do not, no.
17:57Michelle, how is your relationship with Jesse's girlfriend?
18:00Do you know her?
18:01Do you intersect with her at all?
18:03I don't have any sort of relationship with her, nor do I want to.
18:09My girlfriend made the decision probably about, I don't know,
18:11maybe a month after we started dating to reach out to Michelle
18:15to set boundaries mother to mother.
18:17I mean, a month into the relationship, that seems pretty new.
18:23You've been dating her for a month?
18:25Yeah, because we were together for a month and she was spending a lot of time with Isabella.
18:29So she wanted to know mother to mother.
18:31And what I told Jesse in our agreement was,
18:33Aaron doesn't need to be involved.
18:34She doesn't need to be involved.
18:36The decisions are between us.
18:38You guys had agreed to not have anyone around your child.
18:40Yeah.
18:41And Michelle did not have Aaron around Isabella ever.
18:44And you had Isabella around her and never told Michelle.
18:47And then try to get mad at Michelle because
18:49she finally wanted to have Aaron around.
18:51And you said no, because he was a man.
18:53Yeah.
18:53So.
18:53You had her stay the night with Isabella.
18:56Braid her hair.
18:56And Isabella tells her that she's braiding her hair the next day.
18:59So you were the one that messed up first.
19:00I'm glad that you guys have the one side of the narrative.
19:03But is that not what happened?
19:05So the story is.
19:07Oh my gosh.
19:08Jesse's story.
19:09If you want the other side.
19:10I just had to say it quick.
19:11You want the other side?
19:12Well, I just, I know for a fact what happened.
19:14Michelle came up to me.
19:15Michelle came up to me and said,
19:16I will never put my daughter in an unsafe position.
19:19I can introduce her to whoever I want.
19:21And I said, okay, that's what I can do also.
19:23When the time is right and you can even meet him if you want.
19:26Because you were trying to tell me you're never going to introduce a man to our daughter.
19:31I saw the message.
19:31That's not true.
19:33What I said is I felt it was different introducing a little girl to a girl who's also a mother
19:38as opposed to a little girl meeting a 35, 35 year old guy who had a roommate.
19:45Exactly.
19:45That's the frustration.
19:46The rules are not the same.
19:47I don't think there's different rules for men and women.
19:49I just thought it was different.
19:50Seems sexist.
19:52What did you make of the rumors that your girlfriend was saying negative things about you?
19:58I don't believe it.
20:00You know what I mean?
20:00She kind of holds my feet to the fire and I love that.
20:03Janet, you mentioned in Santa Barbara that she was threatening legal stuff.
20:07That's where it turned for me.
20:08She wanted to silence Michelle from talking about the Baywatch thing and
20:12a lot of other bullet points.
20:13No.
20:13So it was a cease and desist letter, not a lawsuit.
20:17She didn't sign a contract.
20:18She didn't take money like Erin did.
20:19Erin didn't take a dollar.
20:21Okay, but he certainly showed up quite a bit.
20:24Which is great.
20:25If you're going to date somebody on reality TV, it's important.
20:28Nobody's holding a gun to her head to date you.
20:30And Jason's advice was don't date somebody who agreed to share their life
20:34on camera if she feels very private about it.
20:37Sheena called my girlfriend and said,
20:38no one will like you as long as you're with Jesse.
20:41That's what she said.
20:43Jesse, do you think Michelle is anxious to finalize her divorce with you
20:47so she can get married to Erin and start a new family?
20:51If that's the next step, that's fine.
20:53Jax, hearing all of this, do you think it's going to be hard for you
20:58when Britney starts dating a man and she introduces him to Cruz?
21:03Yeah.
21:03Yes.
21:04How are you going to deal with that, too?
21:06I don't know.
21:06And he starts a fight with me every single day about who I talk to
21:09and who I'm around.
21:10Every day.
21:11Why do you have any jurisdiction about who she's talking to?
21:14I don't.
21:14I don't.
21:14It's just, this is just my mentality.
21:17I'm trying to work on it.
21:18I really am.
21:18Just keep it to yourself.
21:19Don't say it to her.
21:20I know.
21:21Yeah.
21:21I get triggered and I just...
21:22Do you have a therapist?
21:23I do.
21:24Do you go to that therapist?
21:25Yeah, every Monday.
21:25Really?
21:26Yeah.
21:26I've been to four different therapists and they don't work out.
21:28This is the first one that's actually worked out.
21:30There were many that you weren't shut up.
21:32Yeah, let's do that.
21:33No, I was going to a lot of them.
21:34I went from going to a community college, working two jobs and being a normal guy to now
21:40I'm living this rockstar lifestyle.
21:42I can't be faithful.
21:43I'm ashamed about this.
21:44This is like, this is like a sexual problem for me.
21:47My father's savior.
21:48So I burst out.
21:49So I burst out.
21:50And I hurt people.
21:51I hurt people.
21:51I'm on the right path and I'm not talking about it.
21:53I'm not like, well, I'm changed.
21:55I'm this.
21:55I'm just doing it for myself.
21:56Yeah.
21:57I do.
21:58I trust him again, but there's still like a little bit of me that doesn't trust him.
22:03Actually, if you remember through the years of Vanderpump, I had like two or three
22:07going to the rehab.
22:08It was very eye-opening.
22:09I wish I would have done it a long time ago.
22:11Me too.
22:11I'm not saying it would have helped my marriage, but it would have helped me.
22:14Have his Monday therapy sessions improved?
22:17She's aware that I go.
22:19Anything for you, Brittany?
22:20No.
22:21No.
22:24Jesse, I want to talk about your budding bromance with Kristen and Luke.
22:29You reached out to Kristen with an apology at the beginning of this summer.
22:33Why?
22:33Kristen sent me the most gracious text message.
22:36I was like, wow, that's very, very big of her to take the first step.
22:39And I started to just think about what my role played in what happened last year.
22:46Shut the f**k up.
22:46Yeah.
22:47You walked into my house.
22:48That's exciting.
22:49You get your f**k up.
22:49Shut the f**k up.
22:50Jesse, you got the f**k dick your f**king ass down right now.
22:54What the f**k did you say to me?
22:55What did you say to me?
22:57What did you say to me?
22:57What did you say to me?
22:58What the f**k are you getting you?
23:01Kristen, what had you seen in Jesse prior to the apology that made you open to a friendship?
23:07I mean, when he asked me to come over, that was just sheer curiosity.
23:11Like, I had to know and I had to go.
23:13And especially because it was just me and Luke was kind of like,
23:18do you want me to go for support?
23:20And I said, like, I can handle it.
23:21Do you want me to call security?
23:22Yeah.
23:23But within our conversation, something else that he said to me that really,
23:27I think, hit me the hardest was that he didn't realize how triggering certain
23:33things can be for people.
23:34For example, like him putting his fists on the table.
23:36Do you know what the problem is?
23:37She should not have brought it up.
23:39Everybody shut the f**k up.
23:41Okay.
23:41Michelle is going to talk.
23:43To him didn't mean very much, but he was like, I didn't realize with my past with exes,
23:48that could be something that totally sets me off for like almost no reason.
23:52I was like, wow, that's so genuine.
23:53You really are listening.
23:55And there was no, I'm sorry, but so it made it really easy to give him a chance.
24:00Michelle, you told Jesse that he loves to cry.
24:02So people think that you are a cold, insensitive person.
24:06Yeah.
24:07Well, I am naturally just like very guarded and it's very hard for me to cry.
24:12He can cry on demand.
24:14Whatever power I have left, I like give it to you to do whatever you want with it,
24:21say whatever you want about me, because I'm just so tired.
24:24Well, it's, it's f**king overwhelming right now.
24:28It's going to be easier to connect with somebody if you see a crying man being vulnerable.
24:33I think the conversation was one of the most raw, vulnerable, honest from both of you in that moment.
24:41Yeah.
24:41That conversation was...
24:42And it went real south the same day.
24:44It went so honest.
24:46Jesse, have you always been a big crier?
24:48I've seen Rudy 40 times and I cry every single time they carry him off the field at the end.
24:54So yeah, it's just how I've always been.
24:56I will say it was interesting seeing a conversation between you guys.
24:59You started crying and then she said like,
25:01come on and you, it, they dried up rather quickly.
25:03What conversation was that?
25:04The scheduling.
25:06I don't want to be away for two holidays from Isabella. I just don't.
25:10You love to cry.
25:12I might get aggravated and I might get like resentful, but you're so angry.
25:19I was like, oh, suddenly the tears are gone.
25:21We could say the same thing.
25:23Those tears were like the first holidays since we separated that we wouldn't be together.
25:28At the time we were filming, you guys had only been separated for less than a year at that point,
25:31right?
25:32Yeah.
25:32I mean, I think it's pretty reasonable.
25:33Six months.
25:33Unless you're saying, or people are saying Jesse's a total sociopath,
25:36that like he would have tears.
25:38Like it's an emotional situation for anybody, right?
25:40I agree.
25:44Coming up, Michelle, you told the girls that Jesse had spent all your money and is broke.
25:49Yeah.
25:50I mean, I seem to be living fine right now.
25:52Just paying your rent.
26:01We are back with the gang from the Valley.
26:04Nia, I heard about your new house in Santa Clarita.
26:06Oh, he got me.
26:08He won.
26:08Yep.
26:09How was Danny able to convince you?
26:11You know, it's the house and the space.
26:13Anytime I think about like, oh, we're in Santa Clarita, I kind of get down, but we have five
26:19bedrooms.
26:21Danny keeps saying it's 20 minutes away.
26:23It is not 20 minutes.
26:24It is not 20 minutes.
26:25No, it's not 20 minutes.
26:26When we went to Brittany's house for
26:29Chris's birthday, from our house in Santa Clarita, it took 18 minutes.
26:34Okay.
26:35We're closer to the valley.
26:36That was a Saturday on a Friday afternoon.
26:3818 minutes.
26:39Wow.
26:4018 minutes.
26:41Jasmine, did you sell them the house?
26:42No.
26:43No.
26:43He was going fast.
26:44I don't work that territory.
26:45You don't work?
26:46Oh, okay.
26:46I'm just kidding.
26:47No.
26:47All right.
26:48I'm just kidding.
26:49As multiple marriages were coming apart at the seams, a thread known as the Boys Chat
26:56was going strong, fueled by drama, scandal, and rumors about Michelle.
27:04Jax, for all of us who are not lucky enough to be on the Boys Chat, pull back the curtain
27:10for us.
27:11What kinds of topics are y'all discussing?
27:13Well, we started it.
27:14Dirty.
27:16We started it at Schwartz's wedding.
27:18That's where it started.
27:19No, you're going to make me cry.
27:20Oh, yeah.
27:21Let's try not to cry just yet.
27:22Look good.
27:26Look good too, man.
27:28We're doing okay.
27:29Cute.
27:32We did it.
27:33Oh, puppies.
27:35It kind of just started out as like, you know, all the guys talking to each other, because we're
27:39all like living in little, I think it was like little houses on the property at the time.
27:42So we're just all communicating versus each other.
27:43Setting pictures of like stripper vaginas.
27:46Not in the beginning.
27:47And degrading women 24-7.
27:49Yeah.
27:49Okay.
27:50Who on this stage is still in the Boys Chat?
27:53Well, I was on it at one point.
27:55And I literally got out because of exactly what she's saying.
27:57One vagina, Zach's out.
27:59Okay.
28:00So really, it's only Jesse and you that are in the Boys Chat?
28:03Correct.
28:04Here.
28:04Danny, you're not in it anymore?
28:06Uh, no.
28:06Did you get kicked out?
28:08Yeah.
28:08Then you guys kicked me out after you.
28:10Nothing new.
28:11Jesse was trying to say that Michelle was hooking up with a billionaire for money.
28:16This was sadder.
28:19It's okay.
28:19Listen, we know it's not true, Michelle.
28:21Come back.
28:22I mean, it's really bad.
28:23It's really sad.
28:25Brittany, uh, when you and Jax were together, what kinds of things did you see in the Boys Chat?
28:30Oh, he showed me everything.
28:31He would show me Jesse's messages.
28:33He would talk about how horrible Jesse was and all this and that.
28:37Like, he did not like Jesse.
28:38I don't think, like, at all.
28:40He was showing, like, all these naked girls and everything.
28:43And there was just a lot of dirty, nasty things in there.
28:45It's locker room talk.
28:47Okay.
28:47Yeah.
28:47Danny, you broke the first rule of the Boys Chat.
28:51Don't speak about the Boys Chat.
28:54Um, why did you tell Luke that Jesse said Michelle was sleeping with a billionaire for $1,500 a night?
29:01A hand to God.
29:11I obviously had my mic on.
29:15We were talking and having a conversation about Jesse and Michelle.
29:19It was wrapped.
29:20You thought it was wrapped.
29:21I didn't know that there was a camera behind me.
29:23That's why, literally, I'm whispering after we were talking about Jesse.
29:27We all know how Mike's working.
29:29He's an actor.
29:31Jesse, did you really believe it?
29:33The second I sent it, I regretted it.
29:36Michelle, you told the girls that Jesse had spent all your money and is broke.
29:41Yeah.
29:43I mean, I seem to be living fine right now.
29:46Who's paying your rent?
29:47And she is.
29:49I am paying my rent and have been since you moved out.
29:51Who has been lending you money to pay your rent?
29:55You talked at the Zen party about being overwhelmed financially.
29:58Yeah.
29:58Do you still feel that way?
30:01It's okay to admit it.
30:02It's double the expenses with half the income.
30:06And we sat down in the living room, talked about her moving out.
30:10And we had actually talked about the two of us finding a new place.
30:14What happened was you said I had to leave the house and you were never going to leave because it
30:19was your house, even though we both rent the house and you said, I'm not leaving over my dead body and you sleep downstairs.
30:27It was unbearable.
30:28So finally, I found a place.
30:29I bought new furniture and I was paying two rents.
30:33That's what happened.
30:33Okay.
30:35Jesse, Michelle said that through the course of your marriage, the more money you got, the douchier you got.
30:43Did money make you douchy?
30:46Um, I don't say yes.
30:47To be honest, I think I was pretty douchy when I was a caddie at the golf course making $150 a loop.
30:52He used to have a tongue ring, so I think he's always been a douchy.
30:54I had a tongue ring?
30:55I had a tongue ring, yeah.
30:56When you married him?
30:57I had a tongue ring, too.
30:57No.
30:57Yes.
30:58You did?
30:58Yes.
30:59Oh, no.
31:00I had one, too.
31:01Now I can't make fun of Jesse.
31:02It was popular then.
31:04Not for dudes.
31:05No.
31:05We need to take a break.
31:08I was like 18 or 19.
31:10Coming up next.
31:11When you're in a toxic relationship for so long, you just don't have any interest anymore.
31:16We barely had sex for like the past three years of our relationship.
31:20Why would I be like, yeah, he's a great man?
31:22He's a great man.
31:29You want to in the boy shop?
31:30No.
31:31He walks his little morning.
31:32It's an HR issue.
31:33I don't leak anything.
31:34You told everyone when we gave birth.
31:37Oh, I'm talking about the show.
31:39I'm talking about the show.
31:40I don't do that.
31:40Why would I do that?
31:41I don't know.
31:42You guys are the ones that go on and live on Reddit and get sleek s**t.
31:45I don't leak s**t.
31:45I've been doing this for 10 years.
31:46I don't leak things.
31:47I read.
31:48So we're going to start with a buffet.
31:49We are back with the Valley Reunion.
31:54And this season opened with the shock of Jax checking himself into a mental health treatment
32:01facility.
32:02So I want to start at the beginning and talk about what led up to that.
32:07So Brittany, just days before filming started this season, you and Jax were separated, but
32:13talking about getting back together.
32:16Then you had a fight at your house that changed everything.
32:20I want to discuss what set Jax off.
32:23The text messages between you and Julian, Jax's friend and Lala's ex, right?
32:30Julian and I were friends.
32:31We were hanging out all the time.
32:33So how soon after your separation from Jax did you start seeing Julian?
32:38Probably like a month.
32:40It was pretty quick.
32:40And Jax, what were the rules?
32:42Quicker than that.
32:42No, it wasn't.
32:43What were the rules that you and Brittany established about dating inside your friend group?
32:49I mean, honestly, I don't think we really set a rule on the friend thing.
32:54You just automatically assume.
32:56I think it was a little sooner than a month.
32:58I don't know.
32:58But I just think it was just hurtful.
33:01And I went against what I said, too.
33:02I had somebody at my house, which is not right.
33:04Multiple people.
33:05I'm not trying to start a war here.
33:07It was just that's what was hurtful to me.
33:08And this is what made me spiral.
33:09He was extremely aggressive.
33:11Yes.
33:12He threw the coffee table.
33:14It landed on my knee.
33:15It turned black immediately.
33:16He threw both barstools.
33:17He threw my Stanley Cup and broke it.
33:19He threw my phone and broke it.
33:21He threw my laptop and broke it.
33:22He threw me into the rose bushes.
33:24I didn't throw you in the rose bushes.
33:25Yes, you did.
33:26It's on my ring camera doorbell.
33:27I never throw you in the rose bushes.
33:28Yes, you did.
33:28No, I didn't.
33:29Yes, you did.
33:29Everybody, my close friends up here have seen the videos.
33:32Yep.
33:33How long did you-
33:33Sorry, it makes me mad.
33:34How long did you date Julian?
33:36We never like dated.
33:37We were just like hooking up like a couple times a week.
33:40And I will, another thing I need to say about that, whatever, maybe it was weird that I
33:44hooked up with somebody that was around the friend group.
33:46But my confidence was at an all-time low.
33:49This man degraded me, put me down, body shamed me constantly.
33:55Julian gave me attention that I needed in that moment.
33:58He made me feel sexy.
33:59He made me feel beautiful.
34:01He gave me some confidence back.
34:01While he was dating five other girls at the same time.
34:03It doesn't matter.
34:03He was what I needed because you made me literally lose my sparkle.
34:07I lost a lot of my personality being with you.
34:10Mm-hmm.
34:11And everybody knows it.
34:13I'm not arguing with me.
34:14Did you see me arguing with you?
34:15You're going, gosh, your sparkle.
34:16I just, enough with the sparkle word.
34:18It's like, come on.
34:19I get it.
34:19I understand.
34:19I understand.
34:20That's how I talk about myself.
34:22I understand.
34:22I know.
34:22I know.
34:23I am very, very sorry.
34:24I mean, I had your son and then you body shamed me for stretch marks.
34:27I didn't body shame you.
34:28Yes, you did.
34:29Yes, you did.
34:30Yes, you did.
34:31I had your child.
34:32Listen.
34:32Your beautiful child.
34:33Zip it down there.
34:34All right?
34:34No.
34:35No.
34:35Why are you?
34:36We've seen the text messages.
34:37We've seen it.
34:38And that was you there.
34:39So, Jack.
34:39So, Jack.
34:40I never seen it.
34:40So, Jack.
34:41Literally called me a tray trunk.
34:42Always.
34:43Because I had stretch marks.
34:44Oh, I didn't.
34:44Maybe apologize.
34:46I am very sorry about all this.
34:47So, are you very sorry about your...
34:50I'm sorry about all of this, to be honest.
34:51This is not how I wanted this.
34:52The last thing I wanted for anybody to see was how this all got.
34:56And I couldn't control it.
34:58On Watch What Happens Live, Brittany didn't give your sexual prowess the highest marks, Jacks.
35:07There was times when he was about a seven or an eight.
35:11But majority of the time, no stamina, no nothing.
35:15I'd say a two or three.
35:18Why would she know it's her ex us?
35:20So, I didn't say always.
35:22When you're in a toxic relationship for so long,
35:25and there's just, you just don't have any interest anymore.
35:29Drugs and alcohol.
35:29Like, and...
35:29He did not touch me for years and did not make me feel good about myself.
35:34He put me down.
35:35We barely had sex for like the past three years of our relationship.
35:38That's lovely.
35:38Why would I be like, yeah, he's great in bed.
35:43I pushed my wife away.
35:44I pushed her away.
35:45And I did everything in my power to make her leave me.
35:49And, you know, I caused so much pain and so much drama over the years.
35:56And the alcohol and the drugs was just the icing to the cake.
36:00And I think, and I don't know if you'll agree with me,
36:02but when it really started to get bad was when I lost my job with Vanderpump.
36:07Because not only that happened, COVID happened.
36:09My wife's pregnant and I'm freaking out financially.
36:12What am I going to do?
36:13How am I going to handle this?
36:14And Brittany was...
36:15He started turning on me because I was the one making money.
36:17Yeah, I was...
36:18Instead of being happy for me, he held it over my head and held it against me.
36:22A hundred percent.
36:22So I started...
36:23Shouldn't you have been happy that she was bringing money?
36:25Yes, yes.
36:26But I was like, as a man, you just want to be able to support your family.
36:29And I was...
36:29But we weren't in competition.
36:31We were a team.
36:31I know.
36:32And I loved him so much.
36:33And I was trying to make our marriage work for years that I brushed it off.
36:37And I forgave him every time that he apologized and promised me he would change,
36:41promised me he would get better.
36:42I really believed him because I loved him so much.
36:45Like, you can never deny that I tried everything I possibly could
36:49to make this relationship work.
36:50And you treated me worse than anybody else.
36:52And I was the only one that loved you enough to make you get help.
36:55It's really sad.
36:58What is the agreement you have about co-parenting?
37:01I have full custody.
37:04But our divorce is not final yet.
37:06But whenever the divorce is final, I'm going to allow him to have him every
37:10Wednesday and every other weekend.
37:12And then, like, if I need to go get my nails done or something like that,
37:15like, he can watch him.
37:16Like, I'm not going to ever not let him have his son as long as he's passing his drug test.
37:21And I agree.
37:21Has Cruz been to your new condo?
37:23Yes.
37:23She allows me to see him now.
37:24It took some time, which I totally understand.
37:26Another thing, too, is I really, and I think Brittany can agree with me,
37:29I don't want to uproot my son from his house.
37:32So a lot of the times, a lot of...
37:34And I had to be the one to take our autistic son and move him from Airbnb
37:38and Airbnb because you would not move the house.
37:40No.
37:40Knowing that he needs stability, knowing everything.
37:43But your ego was so big that you made me and Cruz move out.
37:46And then he didn't pay the mortgage for seven months.
37:48Not only the mortgage.
37:49I didn't pay my car note.
37:50I didn't pay anything.
37:51I just let it all go.
37:52And I was like, I'm done.
37:57Coming up after the break.
37:58He went through my trash cans, went through drawers, counting condoms.
38:01Your personality is so sporadic.
38:04So if it isn't the drugs, if it isn't alcohol, if it isn't this,
38:07why are you still just as crazy as before?
38:11Do you have a Kleenex?
38:12There's a box in them somewhere.
38:14All right, let's do it.
38:16Oh, I'm nervous.
38:17I'm shaking, I'm shaking.
38:18Get so angry and yell so much.
38:20Yeah.
38:20I want to be able to let control me.
38:22Don't give them your power.
38:24Yeah.
38:24It's so effective.
38:26When you insult someone in a calm voice.
38:28Five, four, three to the gym.
38:31Two.
38:32We are back with the Valley Reunion.
38:34After the explosive fight with Brittany,
38:37Jax made the decision to seek help at a mental health treatment facility.
38:42Jax, what made you decide to seek help?
38:45Many reasons.
38:46My job was on the line.
38:49My son.
38:50Your job with the show?
38:51Yeah.
38:52I was such in a bad place and I didn't want to go.
38:54I didn't think I needed help,
38:56but thank God because my job and my son,
38:58those are the two most important things to me.
39:00So yeah, when you start taking those away,
39:02it's like, Jesus, you need to go.
39:03Jax, you actually went to rehab twice.
39:06Yes.
39:06Yeah, I relapsed.
39:08Yeah.
39:08When did you relapse?
39:10I was two weeks after maybe?
39:11No, it was like the week of, the week he got out.
39:14Okay.
39:14But the thing was with the first time is he acted like drugs and alcohol were not a problem.
39:19Drugs and alcohol, I believe, are not the big problem.
39:21I feel like you're masking hurt, whatever you're going through,
39:24fighting and walking, like all the stuff that I was doing to Brittany and I was angry
39:28and I just, I would use drugs and alcohol to take it away for a couple hours.
39:32You have been sober for how long?
39:34156 days today.
39:35Congratulations.
39:37Sober from everything.
39:38Everything.
39:38Except for weed, which is fine.
39:40Except for weed.
39:40I'm not even, I don't care about that.
39:41I can't stop smoking weed.
39:42It's not going to happen.
39:44We're all okay with that.
39:45And you believe that he is sober.
39:47So he does pass his drug test.
39:49I've given him, I've got like a pack of a hundred drug tests
39:52and I have given them to him sporadically.
39:55Twice, twice.
39:56Yeah.
39:57But you also, I get a text every Monday from the guy.
39:59I made it a point to make sure they call Brittany every Monday when I take my test,
40:03because I want her to know that I'm passing.
40:05But who is the person that made that happen?
40:08Nobody made it happen.
40:09It was the right thing to do.
40:10Are you on steroids?
40:11I'm not on steroids.
40:13Your attitude and your personality is so sporadic.
40:16So if it isn't the drugs, if it isn't alcohol, if it isn't this,
40:20why are you still just as crazy as before?
40:22You're saying his anger is not just as crazy.
40:24And so you worked on your anger, apparently, in rehab.
40:28I'm trying to work on my anger.
40:29Okay.
40:29I'm still very trying to work on it.
40:31But it sounds like what she's saying is it hasn't changed.
40:35I think it's gotten a lot better.
40:36You do.
40:36Do you agree it's gotten a lot better?
40:38Some days, it's okay.
40:39And then the next day, it is absolute hell.
40:41The disrespect is insane.
40:43I would assume that you would agree that if you were on steroids,
40:47it would be detrimental to your anger issues.
40:49That's why I'm worried.
40:50I'm not on anything.
40:52Keep testing me.
40:53And I want you to test me.
40:54It holds me accountable.
40:55In my head, if I ever try to slip again,
40:57I know that you're going to test me anytime you want.
40:59And I want you to test me.
41:01Not only for you, but for me to hold me accountable,
41:04because I don't want to touch drugs and alcohol again.
41:06It's up my life.
41:07Yeah.
41:13It's tough.
41:15Like, it's hard.
41:16And I know it's hard for her.
41:17And I'm not, she's the victim here, not me.
41:20Okay?
41:20But I'm, I'm a human being too, believe it or not.
41:23I know some people think I'm not human.
41:25I'm the devil.
41:26I get it.
41:26But I still have feelings too.
41:28I do.
41:29This is the hardest thing to do this in front of God and everybody.
41:32And everyone's going to see this.
41:33You knew we were filming whenever you did these things.
41:35Yeah, I knew that.
41:36But I'm not, I'm not thinking about filming.
41:37That's why our show is the real s**t.
41:39Exactly.
41:39Because I put everything out there.
41:41Next week, it's part two of the Valley Reunion.
41:54If you're apologizing to me and you made it, you should be able to look me in the eye.
41:58Because I'm embarrassed and ashamed of who I am.
42:01Cheating and cheaters, that's my one thing.
42:04That's really interesting because as soon as I asked for a divorce, you started sleeping with
42:08a married woman.
42:10Your apology to me felt like s**t.
42:12I thought we were, we were good.
42:13You are a clown, dude.
42:14The fact that you won't even admit that you have any issues.
42:15Jason.
42:16Wave everybody for you being a douchebag.
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